8 - H-Hands off my swim trunks.

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[00:04] ---
    Hello? Oh, Mr. Sasaki.
[00:06] ---
    Yes.
[00:07] ---
    Uh-huh. Did you buy souvenirs for your family?
[00:11] ---
    I'm Takato Saijo, an extremely popular actor.
[00:16] ---
    Nitto Talent Agency
    Takato Saijo
[00:16] ---
    No. I'm taking it easy in my own way. Yes.
[00:20] ---
    Because of my competence, I quickly finished
    shooting my commercial here in Hawaii,
[00:24] ---
    so I decided to spend
    the remaining two days just to relax.
[00:29] ---
    You take it easy too, Mr. Sasaki.
[00:31] ---
    Right. See you later.
SIGN    hug8 "H-Hands off my swim trunks."
[00:34] ---
    The sound of the waves is so pleasant.
    Really soothing.
[00:38] ---
    Or it should be.
[00:39] ---
    Takato!
[00:39] ---
    Mitsuya Production
    Junta Azumaya
[00:40] ---
    I bought some tropical juice!
[00:43] ---
    But even here, I'm in the grasp
    of this terrifying stalker angel.
[02:22] ---
    What are you doing here?
[02:25] ---
    This is Hawaii! Not Japan!
[02:27] ---
    How can I get any rest here, you stalker!
[02:30] ---
    R-Really, it's just a coincidence.
[02:32] ---
    I just happened to have
    a magazine photo shoot here.
[02:36] ---
    Always a coincidence with you.
    You must buy them by the bunch!
[02:42] ---
    It's kind of refreshing to make a scene
    without anyone knowing who we are, huh?
[02:45] ---
    It's a popular sightseeing spot,
    but we're still in another country.
[02:48] ---
    That just means we're only on a national level.
[02:51] ---
    I'm loving this.
[02:53] ---
    I mean, I love getting to have a date with you
    by the light of day and at the beach.
[02:59] ---
    This is no date, you dummy!
[03:04] ---
    Tomo, this is so cute!
[03:06] ---
    Let's buy matching ones!
[03:08] ---
    Matching stuff is lame!
[03:08] ---
    Newlywed Couple
    Tomo
[03:08] ---
    Newlywed Couple
    Miki
[03:10] ---
    To commemorate our honeymoon!
[03:12] ---
    Sheesh.
[03:14] ---
    Well, all right.
[03:16] ---
    What's wrong, Chunta?
[03:17] ---
    Takato, please wait here.
[03:20] ---
    Okay.
[03:26] ---
    Toy Poodle, Male,
    2 Years Old
    Maron
[03:26] ---
    Cut it out. If you eat something weird,
    Reiko will be pissed at me.
[03:27] ---
    Japan Arts Enterprise
    Chihiro Ayagi
[03:32] ---
    Ow! Let go of me!
[03:34] ---
    Damn it! Why am I walking a dog
    when I've come all the way to Hawaii?
[03:39] ---
    I'm going shopping,
    so please take care of Maron, Chi.
[03:40] ---
    Venus Inc., Owner
    Reiko
[03:43] ---
    Sure!
[03:47] ---
    I'm here to make amends for the break-ups,
    but also being a bootlicker isn't easy.
[03:51] ---
    Still, how many more people
    do I have to go through?
[03:54] ---
    Daisuke! Mi! Where are you?!
[04:00] ---
    What the hell, man!
[04:07] ---
    - Here you go.
    - What's that?
[04:10] ---
    I don't know. I bought it at that stall.
[04:13] ---
    I thought the black one would suit you more.
    I got the white one, so we match!
[04:17] ---
    Wait, but I don't want it.
[04:19] ---
    It's kind of creepy.
[04:21] ---
    Don't be like that. Just take it!
    Okay? Here.
[04:24] ---
    I said I don't want it!
[04:26] ---
    It's to commemorate our first beach date!
[04:29] ---
    Knock it off. Are you a moron?
[04:31] ---
    I'm sorry!
[04:32] ---
    What's that racket?
[04:34] ---
    I didn't mean to do it!
[04:35] ---
    Galaxy Agency
    Ryo Narumiya
[04:36] ---
    Hawaiian god,
    I'm sorry that I wasted food!
[04:39] ---
    That's what you care about, you little brat?
[04:41] ---
    And I'm sorry to you too, Mr. Ayagi!
[04:43] ---
    Why do I get second billing?
[04:46] ---
    Hey, was there a special sale
    on coincidences today?
[04:54] ---
    So we're here for work.
[04:57] ---
    What are you two doing here?
[04:59] ---
    I'm here on my class trip.
[05:01] ---
    It's free time, but I lost sight of my friends.
[05:04] ---
    And then, as I was wandering around,
    Mr. Ayagi crashed into my ice cream.
[05:08] ---
    You liar!
[05:10] ---
    You were panicking, lost, and crying out
    for your friends, when you walked right into me!
[05:15] ---
    After all, I don't speak English,
    and I was all alone!
[05:18] ---
    I was on the verge of tears!
[05:19] ---
    The hell do I care?
    What are you gonna do about this?
[05:22] ---
    My shirt's all sticky!
[05:23] ---
    Well? How are you gonna make this right?
[05:26] ---
    Geez, I already apologized!
[05:28] ---
    Hey, don't pick on the youngster.
    He'll see how small-minded you are.
[05:33] ---
    I don't want to hear that from you.
[05:35] ---
    So what are you doing here?
[05:39] ---
    Well, it's not so much work
    as I came with someone.
[05:41] ---
    You could say I'm trying to clean up my act.
[05:44] ---
    Oh? Could it be that it's still going on?
[05:47] ---
    The pillow-talk—
[05:49] ---
    No, it's not!
[05:50] ---
    I told you I'm trying to clean up my act,
    you malicious angel!
[05:52] ---
    Geez. Saijo, why not dump this dangerous guy
    and switch over to me?
[05:58] ---
    Right now, stability and sincerity
    are my selling points.
[06:01] ---
    - Ayagi!
    - Ow!
[06:03] ---
    Instead of always making gross jokes at me,
[06:06] ---
    I told you to make 100 friends,
    you poor lonely bastard!
[06:09] ---
    Shoo, shoo!
[06:11] ---
    Mr. Ayagi, you're lonely?
[06:13] ---
    Want me to become your friend?
[06:20] ---
    This is all your fault, you pretend-angel!
[06:25] ---
    I found a volleyball!
[06:27] ---
    Oh, there's a sand court over there.
[06:30] ---
    A court?! Seriously?!
[06:31] ---
    I want to play beach volleyball!
[06:34] ---
    Well, I don't tan, so...
[06:37] ---
    Sounds to me like you don't have
    any confidence in your athletic skills.
[06:40] ---
    Says the guy who took forever
    to make our sword battle look good.
[06:45] ---
    Fine! I'll wipe that smirk right off your face!
[06:49] ---
    Yep, I knew you'd take the bait.
[06:51] ---
    Takato, what about our date?
[06:53] ---
    Come on! Get ready, you guys!
[06:55] ---
    Yay!
[06:56] ---
    Takato!
[07:03] ---
    Dude, you're taking this too seriously!
[07:05] ---
    I'll kill you!
[07:06] ---
    You'll kill me?!
[07:07] ---
    Hang in there, Mr. Ayagi!
[07:08] ---
    Things might be tough and sad,
    but all's fair on the court!
[07:11] ---
    You get the ball, too! We're a team, right?
[07:13] ---
    Are you eating ice cream again?!
[07:15] ---
    Here we go!
[07:16] ---
    - Set the ball, Chunta!
    - Right!
[07:19] ---
    Damn it, he's a pretty boy on the outside
    and springs on the inside!
[07:23] ---
    My knees are trembling!
[07:27] ---
    Give me a break already, superstar.
[07:32] ---
    Ow.
[07:34] ---
    Ow.
[07:35] ---
    It's like I pushed him down!
[07:38] ---
    A-Ayagi.
[07:40] ---
    Whoa, whoa, whoa!
[07:41] ---
    What's that gap about?
[07:42] ---
    Ayagi?
[07:43] ---
    Why do you look so aroused, Takato?
[07:46] ---
    I'll cornhole you!
[07:48] ---
    This is an accident, right?
    Yeah, just a coincidence.
[07:51] ---
    It wouldn't count if I touched him just a little.
[07:54] ---
    By the way, Chihiro Ayagi,
[07:56] ---
    I've heard rumors that you pillow-talked
    your way up the ladder. Is that true?
[08:00] ---
    Okay, okay! I figured that was coming!
[08:02] ---
    Give me that, geez!
[08:05] ---
    That bastard.
    How many of these toys does he have?
[08:09] ---
    Takato, are you all right?
[08:12] ---
    I ate sand!
[08:15] ---
    That might be enough.
[08:18] ---
    What's that now?
    What about "pillows" again?
[08:20] ---
    You're hearing things! Forget about it.
[08:22] ---
    Now let's get back to the game!
[08:25] ---
    Hey, what are you doing?
[08:27] ---
    Are you really trying?
[08:28] ---
    Sorry! I'll get it!
[08:30] ---
    Um, I think it went over here.
[08:34] ---
    Chunta!
[08:35] ---
    I'll check on him!
[08:36] ---
    Takato!
[08:41] ---
    Hey, Chunta, where are you?
[08:43] ---
    Are you okay?
[08:45] ---
    Takato! I'm over here!
[08:47] ---
    Over where?
[08:50] ---
    Chun...
[08:52] ---
    This was on purpose?
[08:54] ---
    Yes, I did it on purpose.
[08:55] ---
    Because we're supposed to be on a date,
    and you're not paying me any attention.
[08:59] ---
    This is not a date!
[09:00] ---
    I want to be alone with you, Takato.
[09:04] ---
    We can do that when we get back!
[09:05] ---
    This is different. In Hawaii, we can have
    a date here and not have to worry about it.
[09:11] ---
    I did some digging
    and put together a date itinerary.
[09:14] ---
    What do you think?
[09:17] ---
    I see. I see.
[09:19] ---
    Well, I can't say I'm not interested...
[09:22] ---
    So now that it's settled, let's go!
[09:25] ---
    Let's make some memories, just you and me!
[09:28] ---
    Put me down!
[09:29] ---
    Let go of me! You kidnapper!
[09:32] ---
    Did you hear something?
[09:33] ---
    Mr. Ayagi! Mr. Ayagi!
[09:35] ---
    I want to have some ice cream!
[09:36] ---
    You just had some!
[09:44] ---
    I finally found you!
[09:46] ---
    I thought maybe I'd never see you guys again!
[09:50] ---
    It's your own fault for wandering off.
[09:50] ---
    Ryo Narumiya's Friend
    Daisuke Ueno
[09:52] ---
    We looked all over for you.
[09:54] ---
    All right! Now that we found Naru,
    let's go somewhere.
[09:55] ---
    Narumiya's Friend
    Ryota Iriya
[09:55] ---
    Narumiya's Friend
    Michiru Miwa
[09:57] ---
    Where should we go?
[09:59] ---
    No ideas?
[10:01] ---
    You should've looked into it.
[10:03] ---
    This is our free time, and that time is limited.
[10:05] ---
    Look who's talking!
[10:07] ---
    We have to do this next!
[10:09] ---
    Look, it's got a recommended rating of 90%!
[10:17] ---
    Hurry up, Takato!
[10:20] ---
    There's no rush.
    The dolphins aren't going to escape.
[10:23] ---
    As long as we're here,
    I want to get good seats!
[10:26] ---
    Sheesh, you're like a little kid.
[10:35] ---
    Did you see that?
[10:36] ---
    Yes, I'm watching right now.
[10:37] ---
    How cute!
[10:39] ---
    Yeah, you sure are.
[10:42] ---
    What?
[10:45] ---
    Hey!
[10:46] ---
    Huh?! Mr. Saijo and Junta!
[10:50] ---
    S-So you're here! Are those your friends?
[10:53] ---
    Yes! We were safely reunited!
[10:56] ---
    N-No way, is that Takato?
[10:59] ---
    Nice to meet you.
[11:00] ---
    And there's Junta Azumaya!
[11:02] ---
    "Mister," you idiot! Mr. Azumaya!
[11:04] ---
    Imagine meeting in a place like this.
    Good to know you.
[11:08] ---
    He's an angel!
[11:09] ---
    An angel in our midst!
[11:11] ---
    I know! Let's take a photo!
[11:15] ---
    Ready? Cheese!
[11:23] ---
    See you!
[11:27] ---
    What's wrong?
[11:28] ---
    Nothing.
    Come on. Let's go to the next place!
[11:42] ---
    I want to go here!
[11:43] ---
    Sheesh. Where did Reiko go?
[11:44] ---
    What is it?
[11:45] ---
    Since we're in Hawaii, we have to see it!
[11:46] ---
    It'll be a pain if we don't meet up eventually.
[11:47] ---
    It's a show that we can't miss!
[12:00] ---
    Aloha!
[12:05] ---
    W-Wow!
[12:07] ---
    It's something, huh?
[12:08] ---
    That's hot!
[12:10] ---
    Are you okay?
[12:11] ---
    Oh, I was just surprised.
    No big deal. See?
[12:15] ---
    That's no good.
[12:16] ---
    I'd better disinfect it, just in case.
[12:20] ---
    He's here, too?
[12:27] ---
    Watch out!
[12:33] ---
    Hot!
[12:35] ---
    My hair!
[12:39] ---
    You...
[12:41] ---
    Heartwarming!
[12:43] ---
    Animal lover!
[12:46] ---
    What?
[12:47] ---
    Nice job!
[12:48] ---
    Amazing!
[12:50] ---
    Good job!
[12:57] ---
    You can't come to Hawaii and not surf! Right?
[13:01] ---
    Is something wrong?
[13:03] ---
    N-Nothing's wrong!
[13:04] ---
    Takato, I'm afraid to ask,
    but you can swim, right?
[13:08] ---
    Of course I can swim!
[13:09] ---
    I figured as much. You're perfect, so naturally
    that includes being able to swim, right?
[13:15] ---
    It goes without saying!
[13:16] ---
    I hope we get some big waves!
[13:19] ---
    Easy to say, but will I really be okay?
[13:23] ---
    I'm sure my feet won't touch the bottom here.
[13:28] ---
    Damn it, why does
    he have to be good at everything?
[13:31] ---
    Takato, here comes a nice wave!
[13:34] ---
    N-No way! I can’t! I can’t! I can't!
[13:38] ---
    Yeah, now! Stand up!
[13:40] ---
    Like I can.
[13:42] ---
    All right, whatever!
[13:45] ---
    I'm standing!
    How could I doubt myself?
[13:49] ---
    Takato!
[14:01] ---
    Takato!
[14:03] ---
    I'm saved?
[14:05] ---
    I thought I was going to die.
[14:07] ---
    It's okay. I'll always save you.
[14:11] ---
    Chunta.
[14:16] ---
    Huh?! Fancy meeting you guys again!
[14:19] ---
    She's gone! Where are you, Reiko?
[14:33] ---
    This looks delicious!
[14:35] ---
    Yeah, sure does.
[14:37] ---
    Running into you guys in this huge Hawaii
    again and again, it's like fate!
[14:41] ---
    We should all just go sightseeing
    somewhere together!
[14:44] ---
    Brats should play with fellow brats.
[14:46] ---
    Mr. Saijo, how about going drinking after this?
[14:49] ---
    No, I'm heading back to the hotel to relax.
[14:52] ---
    Takato has somewhere to go with me after this.
[14:55] ---
    Sorry, but do you mind if we split up?
[14:59] ---
    Sure.
[15:00] ---
    No problem!
[15:07] ---
    It's like you said.
[15:09] ---
    This is a quiet, beautiful beach, Chunta.
[15:12] ---
    It is, Takato.
[15:16] ---
    - Nobody else is here.
    - True.
[15:20] ---
    Just you and me?
[15:22] ---
    Yes.
[15:26] ---
    So...
[15:27] ---
    now what are we supposed to do?
[15:29] ---
    We're stuck here!
[15:30] ---
    I-I'm sorry!
[15:32] ---
    I didn't know the path
    disappeared during high tide!
[15:34] ---
    Crap. No service on my phone either.
[15:36] ---
    It's hopeless, huh?
[15:38] ---
    I really am sorry, Takato.
[15:42] ---
    You don't look too sorry!
[15:44] ---
    You look happy!
[15:47] ---
    When I thought that it really is just
    the two of us here, I couldn't help but smile.
[15:51] ---
    Doesn't it feel like we're
    the last two people on Earth?
[15:56] ---
    You're pleased by the stupidest things.
[15:58] ---
    If we were the last two people on Earth,
    who would watch my work?
[16:02] ---
    Good point.
[16:03] ---
    We can go back once the tide is out,
    so what should we do until then?
[16:07] ---
    Sleep on the beach tonight?
[16:09] ---
    Oh, leave that to me!
[16:16] ---
    Want me to peel another mango?
[16:18] ---
    Nah, I'm stuffed.
[16:21] ---
    Anyway, what are you?
[16:24] ---
    You can do all this with a single utility knife.
[16:27] ---
    Oh, I once had a part-time job
    on a desert island.
[16:30] ---
    What kind of part-time job?
[16:32] ---
    I guess I just pick up skills like this.
    I'm glad it's become helpful for you.
[16:38] ---
    Yeah, I'm grateful.
[16:40] ---
    Well, it's my fault we ended up here.
[16:45] ---
    The stars? Amazing.
[16:51] ---
    Takato, are you cold?
[16:53] ---
    Y-Yeah, that night wind is a little...
[16:56] ---
    But I'm fine.
[16:58] ---
    I'll go over there.
[17:01] ---
    There.
[17:04] ---
    It's like...
[17:06] ---
    Hey, I said I'm fine.
[17:09] ---
    I want to warm you up.
[17:11] ---
    Besides, I'm sure
    you're used to sitting in my lap by now, right?
[17:16] ---
    Ever since the day I said "I really like you,"
[17:20] ---
    whenever we act like lovers like this...
[17:22] ---
    Don't get carried away.
[17:24] ---
    Just stay put.
[17:26] ---
    I feel even more self-conscious than before.
[17:29] ---
    It's more than just getting carried away,
[17:32] ---
    and that troubles me.
[17:34] ---
    Oh, that's right. I found an unusual flower.
[17:37] ---
    Look at this.
[17:39] ---
    This one was blooming on a hill,
    and this one was blooming on the beach.
[17:44] ---
    They're pretty different,
    but both only have petals on their bottom half.
[17:50] ---
    This is called "naupaka".
[17:52] ---
    "Naupaka"?
[17:53] ---
    The site coordinator told me about it.
[17:56] ---
    The legend of the naupaka.
[17:59] ---
    It seems the god of fire had fallen in love
    with a man who already had a sweetheart.
[18:03] ---
    Fearing the god's wrath,
    the man escaped to the sea
[18:07] ---
    while the woman escaped to the mountain,
    but they were forever after separated.
[18:11] ---
    The naupaka blooms
    in the two areas where they escaped,
[18:15] ---
    serving as a symbol of the tragic lovers.
[18:18] ---
    I wonder why they didn't go together.
[18:22] ---
    If they had escaped together,
    they wouldn't be ripped apart like this.
[18:28] ---
    If it had been me, I definitely would've...
[18:30] ---
    - Hey!
    - Ow!
[18:32] ---
    There's no need to take a fairy tale so seriously.
[18:35] ---
    You're right. What am I feeling gloomy about?
[18:38] ---
    Hey!
[18:39] ---
    Right now you're in my arms.
    That's all I need to be happy.
[18:46] ---
    You're crushing me!
[18:51] ---
    We finally kissed.
[18:55] ---
    Takato, your neck is sunburned.
[18:58] ---
    Look, below your knees, too.
[19:00] ---
    Y-You don't have to check every spot!
[19:03] ---
    Don't touch me, you idiot!
[19:04] ---
    It's easy to see on you
    because your skin is so pale.
[19:07] ---
    Maybe here, too?
[19:09] ---
    S-Stop it! You insatiable angel!
[19:12] ---
    I know where you're going with this!
[19:14] ---
    You're onto me?
[19:16] ---
    But we don't get many chances
    where we don't have to hold back.
[19:19] ---
    What are you talking about?
[19:20] ---
    - Huh? Outdoor—
    - Outdoor?! You pervert!
[19:23] ---
    I don't want to do it outside,
    and I'm not stripping here!
[19:26] ---
    Oh, I see.
[19:29] ---
    Then I just have to put you in the mood
    with our clothes on, huh?
[19:32] ---
    Roger that.
[19:36] ---
    W-W-W-We're outside!
[19:38] ---
    It's okay.
    I won't take off your clothes. I promise.
[19:41] ---
    P-Promise? None of this is okay!
[19:44] ---
    Then I should take off your clothes?
[19:45] ---
    No, you... H-Hey, hands off.
[19:48] ---
    Hands off my swim trunks!
[19:50] ---
    Stop it. This is embarrassing.
    Any more and you'll make me...
[19:54] ---
    Takato, recently you haven't been
    showing me your face so much.
[19:59] ---
    And you hold your voice back. What's wrong?
[20:02] ---
    Shut up! Don't get so close to me!
[20:04] ---
    Please let me see you
    when I'm giving you pleasure.
[20:08] ---
    N-No.
[20:10] ---
    I don't know what kind of voice, or what kind
    of face I should have when we're making love.
[20:15] ---
    Damn it!
[20:24] ---
    Thank you, Chi.
[20:25] ---
    You were a big help.
[20:27] ---
    Did you two get along?
[20:29] ---
    Sure, we became great pals, right?
[20:35] ---
    Ouch! What the hell?
[20:37] ---
    After I saved your life!
[20:41] ---
    You still have a ways to go.
[20:54] ---
    T-Takato, are you still mad?
[20:57] ---
    About what? That the whole
    desert island adventure was your plan,
[21:01] ---
    and when I got back to the hotel, I found out
    you'd even informed Mr. Sasaki about it already?
[21:05] ---
    I just wanted to enjoy outdoor se...
[21:07] ---
    I mean enjoy our vacation together!
[21:10] ---
    Damn it, you set me up every time.
[21:13] ---
    You're no angel, you're a trickster crow!
[21:18] ---
    Takato, that was a good one! Amazing!
[21:22] ---
    Whatever!
[21:23] ---
    Wait for me!
[21:27] ---
    Two men, huh?
[21:27] ---
    Independent Cameraman
    Jiro Hasegawa
[21:29] ---
    That makes a boring picture.
[21:31] ---
    All right,
    time to get serious about making money.
[21:36] ---
    Good work today. How'd it go over there?
[21:37] ---
    TV-J Director
    Daisuke Oki
[21:39] ---
    Yeah, we kept up our acquaintance.
[21:40] ---
    TV-J General Producer
    Kazuomi Usaka
[21:43] ---
    What's wrong?
[21:45] ---
    Nothing.
[21:51] ---
    It's nothing.
[21:53] ---
    Shall we go?
[23:25] ---
    Chunta.
[23:27] ---
    Takato.
[23:28] ---
    I don't believe it.
[23:31] ---
    No, that was a dream.
[23:33] ---
    It must've been a dream.
    But don't tell me he...
[23:37] ---
    hug9
    "...I guess you two are close."