3 - Molesting. Just don't do it.

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SIGN    hug 3 "Molesting. Just don't do it."
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    "Her ailment is unknown.
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    The symptoms are wide-ranging,
    from peripheral joint inflammation
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    Nitto Talent Agency
    Takato Saijo
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    Mid-Afternoon Star
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    to pyoderma gangrenosum
    to a malignant tumor in the digestive tract."
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    The lines with medical jargon
    are pretty difficult this time around.
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    And when they're long lines like this...
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    I'm glad I turned down the invite
    to go drinking tonight after all.
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    All right! We'll drink at the yakitori restaurant
    over there until they run out of booze!
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    Yeah!
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    I wanted to go drinking, too.
    Maybe I'll pour myself one when I get home.
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    I should have two bottles left in the fridge.
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    Someone else got in...
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    That day I realized...
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    I realized the humiliation...
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    of being gorged on by him.
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    And the terror of being harassed by him.
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    Good work today, Takato.
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    Chun... ta?
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    Can I sit next to you?
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    Mitsuya Production
    Junta Azumaya
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    How's the temperature in here?
    Want me to kick it up?
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    No, too dry wouldn't be good either.
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    I'll just borrow a blanket.
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    Am I half-asleep?
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    For a second there,
    I thought I saw a starving beast.
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    Well, here we go.
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    I'm closing this curtain, so get some rest.
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    All right, thank you.
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    Here you go, Takato.
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    Oh, that was thoughtful of you.
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    Yes. Better to be safe than sorry, I thought.
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    Yeah.
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    It wouldn't do to catch a cold during the shoot.
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    What about you?
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    For now, I'm fine, as long as you have one.
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    Oh. Okay.
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    It feels like this conversation
    isn't going anywhere. Or more like...
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    He's close!
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    You were invited
    to go out drinking tonight too, weren't you?
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    You turned it down?
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    I heard you weren't going, so...
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    Ugh, it's annoying when he gets clingy.
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    In this business, it's important to be social.
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    Although it does depend on the members...
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    Right, but I thought if I got on the bus now,
    it would just be the two of us.
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    So I gave in to temptation.
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    Sheesh. What's with this guy?
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    I-It's not just the two of us.
    Mr. Isomori is up front driving.
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    Move over a bit.
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    - You're too close!
    - It's the two of us.
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    Just you and me in the back seat. All alone.
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    I said you're too close...
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    H-Hey, what are you...
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    If he opens that curtain, he'll see us.
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    Chunta, don't tell me you're... Hey...
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    If you're just a little quiet,
    we won't have any trouble.
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    Wait, wait. Don't be reckless.
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    We can't do this here.
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    Molesting. Just don't do it!
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    Takato, move your hand.
    And don't close your legs. I can't touch you.
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    Don't touch me.
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    I want to touch you.
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    Don't touch me, pervert.
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    Then I'll start here.
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    Where does he think we are?
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    Oh, you're loosening up.
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    This is a location bus!
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    Now do you like it?
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    Who could... like that?
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    Go to hell, you perv.
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    Awe, man.
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    We're in a traffic jam.
    That's unusual at this late hour.
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    Traffic jam?
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    Saijo, Azumaya...
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    Hey, the curtain!
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    Looks like the traffic
    is because of some accident.
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    The curtain!
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    Saijo is fast asleep?
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    Yes.
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    Hurry up. Hurry up, and close...
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    If it's going to take a while longer,
    I'll probably take a nap, too.
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    Good idea. I'll wake you up when we get there.
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    Thank you.
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    Takato...
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    Chunta, stop it already.
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    Are you sure you want me to stop?
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    Did you see that show
    with Takato Saijo last night?
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    Yeah, I saw it! He's so dreamy!
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    Takato, are you feeling good...
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    Mr. Isomori.
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    Yes?
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    Could you just go straight to my place?
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    The two of us have decided
    to run lines tonight.
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    Takato, um...
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    Can I carry you to the bathtub?
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    Yes, go ahead.
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    You can hit me as much as you like.
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    Sorry.
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    Don't apologize!
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    If you're going to apologize, wait until after
    I'm done expressing my anger at you!
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    You sneaky bastard!
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    Sorry.
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    When I thought how the shoot is almost over,
    I couldn't help but get greedy.
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    Over?
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    I see.
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    We don't have that many scenes left to shoot.
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    Cut! Okay, that'll do!
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    Good work.
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    I was so nervous!
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    Azumaya and Saijo,
    you guys were perfect, too!
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    Is it because of the rehearsing
    you did last night?
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    Assistant Director
    of "Mid-Afternoon Star"
    Hayato Isomori
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    That's right!
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    I've been blessed with a fabulous cast,
    and I couldn't be happier.
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    Director of
    "Mid-Afternoon Star"
    Tomio Torimachi
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    Next time I'll make it
    a quieter kind of drinking, so join us, okay?
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    Yes, of course.
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    But I had Takato with me last night.
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    Huh? A water bottle flew through the air.
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    Sorry. It slipped out of my hands.
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    Are you okay, Azumaya?
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    Takato! I'm perfectly fine.
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    No, there's definitely
    something wrong with your head.
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    I'd better operate on it right away!
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    - He's an angel again today.
    - Those two keep getting closer and closer.
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    Hou-On Agency
    Kaori Mizuki
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    Nitto Talent Agency
    Kanoko Shiraishi
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    - Come with me, you insatiable, perverted angel!
    - O-Okay!
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    Close, huh?
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    Saijo's got it rough.
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    Takato, Azumaya, sorry to interrupt your fun.
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    This isn't fun at all!
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    Takato Saijo's Manager
    Takumi Sasaki
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    Can I ask you two to do an interview?
    People from the media are here.
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    - Sure!
    - Yes!
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    There's more to an actor's job
    than just performing.
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    Mid-Afternoon Star
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    During the shooting period, there are
    interviews for newspapers and magazines...
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    appearances on TV shows,
    TV commercial shoots.
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    These are all duties assigned to the main cast.
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    It's important work that you must do
    to promote the movie as much as possible.
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    Mr. Saijo, what did you think
    when your co-star, Mr. Azumaya,
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    stole your number one spot
    for "Sexiest Man of the Year,"
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    a position you held for five years in a row?
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    It seems Azumaya
    really is a rising star these days.
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    It's too bad you lost your number one position.
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    Did you say anything about it to Mr. Azumaya?
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    Why do you think you fell to second place
    of "Sexiest Man of the Year"?
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    Do you have any regrets?
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    What do you think you have to do
    to regain first place?
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    A few words to your fans?
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    Takato Saijo
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    One's as bad as the next! This is unbelievable!
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    It was supposed to be an interview for the movie,
    so ask me movie-related questions!
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    You can't blame them.
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    The "Sexiest Man of the Year" and runner-up
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    are co-starring in "Mid-Afternoon Star,"
    so it's a hot topic.
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    People are curious.
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    It's fine with me.
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    If its gets butts in seats to watch the movie,
    then it was worth it.
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    Nice interview, Takato.
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    Have a hot chocolate.
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    Gimme!
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    Thank you. Especially when
    you also must be tired, Azumaya.
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    No, not at all.
    I always enjoy spending time with Takato.
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    - Really?
    - Yes!
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    We've got three interviews tomorrow.
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    Oh, that's right. And the magazine aniani
    wants to get a conversation between you two.
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    - Aniani?
    - Conversation?
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    Aniani is the magazine that publishes
    the "Sexiest" rankings.
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    There's no doubt they'll get us to talk about that.
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    Number One Junta Azumaya
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    It seems they want to do a special feature
    to coincide with the opening of the movie.
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    Of course, along with the conversation,
    they want to get a lot of photos.
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    I know it'll be hard on you
    when you're already busy shooting, but...
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    It'll be good publicity for the movie, right?
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    Naturally.
    They'd like the two of you on the cover.
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    I'd be happy to do it.
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    If it means working with Takato,
    I'd jump at the chance.
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    We're only going to be working together
    for a little longer.
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    Wonderful, wonderful!
    Takato and Azumaya, both of you!
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    Hey, aren't you too close?
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    But look...
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    - They're up against each other!
    - Women seem to like this kind of thing.
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    Quiet!
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    I want to change it around.
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    Cameraman
    Julio Mitsudani
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    Takato, Azumaya, would you move around
    while smoking a cigarette?
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    Sure.
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    Um...
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    Yes?
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    Nothing.
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    Don't say anything.
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    But you don't like smoking, right?
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    Photographers are trying to get
    the best photos they can.
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    You do whatever it is they tell you to do.
    That's what a professional does.
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    But...
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    You're a professional too, aren't you?
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    I'm not doing this for your sake.
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    It's for the fans.
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    I was watching the photo shoot
    for you two earlier
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    and was struck by how close you two are.
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    Yes, we are close!
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    Normally so.
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    First off, what did you think when you were
    chosen as the "Sexiest Man of the Year"?
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    I knew it.
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    I think that as a man, it's been an honor
    to be chosen by women every time.
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    Azumaya, I believe this is your first time
    to be voted number one, so what did you think?
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    I was a little surprised, but overjoyed.
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    Well, I knew I couldn't stay
    in first place forever.
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    It seemed to be a good time
    for a "changing of the guard."
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    Congratulations for taking first place, Azumaya.
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    Yes, thank you.
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    That's amazing, Mr. Saijo.
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    It's so befitting for someone who was voted
    number one five years in a row.
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    It's so beautiful that it's dazzling.
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    That's right. You're dealing with
    the superstar actor, Takato Saijo.
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    I haven't been in this business
    for 20 years for nothing.
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    I'll get through this conversation
    in the coolest manner ever.
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    Have you two ever been madly in love
    with someone?
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    There are many charming women
    all around me,
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    but unfortunately, I'm just so busy.
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    Right now, work is my mistress.
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    That makes sense.
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    Being devoted to your career
    is very like you, Mr. Saijo.
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    Mr. Azumaya, how about—
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    I have.
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    Hey, what are you talking about?
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    What do you intend to confess?
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    Um, who is it?!
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    My idol, the person I look up to.
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    When I met this person,
    my heart beat wildly for the first time.
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    The color of the world changed, and I
    became hooked, as you do when you're in love.
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    That person is my everything.
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    Of course I'm thrilled
    that a great many women are fans
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    and think I'm the "Sexiest Man of the Year,"
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    but more than anything,
    I want to become that person's "Sexiest Man".
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    "My everything," come on now!
    That's an exaggeration.
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    And that's a wrap for "Mid-afternoon Star"!
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    Once filming of the movie is finished,
    the actor's work is done.
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    My days of being intimidated by him
    are over, too.
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    Takato Saijo
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    Now I'll regain a peaceful life.
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    Takato!
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    What's up? It's open.
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    Takato, thank you!
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    Wh-Why are you thanking me?
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    I've had so much fun being with you.
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    But that's not all.
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    Thanks to you, I feel like
    I've really grown as an actor.
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    My idol was, is, and shall always be Takato Saijo.
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    Don't be satisfied with this.
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    You've been an actor for three years.
    You're still wet behind the ears.
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    Right.
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    Actors don't have a goal.
    Each project you take on is a challenge.
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    Right!
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    And...
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    I wouldn't mind it
    if you called me once in a while.
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    Right!
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    But I'll come see you every day.
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    How?
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    By car.
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    Please let me pick you up after work.
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    Wait a second!
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    When you sounded sad because the shoot
    was almost over, what was that?
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    I was sad about not being able
    to touch you while at work anymore.
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    But I'll make up for it
    by touching you a lot outside of work.
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    Hey, where are you touching me?
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    Sorry.
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    Here, 1,000 yen.
[16:06] ---
    Th-That's enough, you horny angel!
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    Apparently my days of being harassed
    are going to continue for a while.
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    Mid-Afternoon Star
    Staff and Cast Screening
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    Not a bad performance.
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    Even my fellow actors and crew members
    are riveted to the screen.
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    That magnetism...
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    The man who stole the first place ranking
    of "Sexiest Man of the Year"
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    from me, Takato Saijo, a superstar actor
    with 20 years of experience...
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    He looks harmless,
    but is actually a bloodthirsty carnivore.
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    He's been harassing me on a daily basis.
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    But...
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    I'm glad we had the chance to work together.
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    And now I'll announce the results.
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    The award for Best Actor in a Leading Role...
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    goes to Junta Azumaya, for "Mid-Afternoon Star"!
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    Congratulations.
[19:16] ---
    Yes, thank you!
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    Well, I'm happy for you.
[19:27] ---
    Thank you!
[19:29] ---
    Are you sure we can drink such a nice bottle?
[19:31] ---
    Snacks are in the fridge.
    Take them out as you like.
[19:34] ---
    Right.
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    Takato.
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    What about the cake you bought?
    Wand me to cut it?
[19:42] ---
    No, give it to me like that.
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    Just get me a fork.
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    Okay!
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    The director told me before.
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    He said when you're in a bad mood,
    you eat a whole cake by yourself.
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    You got a problem with that?
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    No.
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    Saijo!
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    If it hadn't been for that old man,
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    I would've won the award
    for Best Actor in a Supporting Role!
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    And now I'll announce the results.
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    The award for Best Actor
    in a Supporting Role goes to...
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    Come to me!
[20:14] ---
    Kozaburo Nakata!
[20:18] ---
    Office Yen
    Kozaburo Nakata
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    Congratulations, Mr. Nakata.
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    Well, thanks. I'm sorry that an old man
    like me stole it from you, Saijo.
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    To be honest, I wish I could
    give it to a promising young actor like yourself.
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    Not at all!
[20:38] ---
    I still have a lot to learn by watching you, sir.
[20:43] ---
    Really?
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    Then I guess I'll hold on to this
    without any reservations.
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    Challenge me again anytime, Saijo.
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    I'm looking forward to it.
[20:54] ---
    Damn it! Did you see that?
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    The triumphant look on the old man's face!
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    Hurry up, and retire!
[20:59] ---
    The elderly shouldn't be working that hard!
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    But, Takato, you watch almost
    all of Mr. Nakata's performances, don't you?
[21:06] ---
    Yes! That old man is brilliant!
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    Well, I didn't think he'd be brushed aside
    and I'd just get the award.
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    For our movie, we got Best Director
    and you got Best Actor in a Leading Role.
[21:20] ---
    I wanted to make it a trifecta
    by winning Best Supporting Actor.
[21:27] ---
    What? You want some, too?
[21:30] ---
    - Oh, no.
    - All right, fine.
[21:39] ---
    T-Takato.
[21:42] ---
    Just kidding!
[21:43] ---
    Here, eat it yourself, dummy!
[21:45] ---
    Put your wings away!
[21:46] ---
    I'm the dummy! Acting as if we're a couple!
[21:50] ---
    Thank you.
[21:52] ---
    But if I'm going to eat, I'd rather have this.
[21:56] ---
    H-Hey!
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    Th-This?!
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    - I'm not food.
    - To me, you're the finest feast.
[22:04] ---
    Open your mouth, Takato.
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    Sweet.
[22:14] ---
    Takato, I won the award for Best Actor.
[22:19] ---
    When you told me "congratulations"
    onstage at the awards,
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    I was so happy that I almost lost control
    and ravished you.
[22:28] ---
    I won't do that, though,
    because I want to stand with you again.
[22:36] ---
    So, have I become your "Sexiest Man"?
[22:43] ---
    Cut it out.
[22:46] ---
    Not on the sofa.
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    On a day like this...
[22:52] ---
    You're right.
[22:53] ---
    I'll take my time with you on the bed.
[23:05] ---
    I'll never tell him that I want to have sex.
[23:12] ---
    I'll never say that, but just for today...
[23:22] ---
    ...I'll celebrate his award.
[23:25] ---
    Takato, just once.
[23:27] ---
    "Teacher," okay? Just once.
[23:31] ---
    Takato.
[23:32] ---
    Okay, once.
[23:33] ---
    Teacher...
[23:36] ---
    Shall we continue?
[23:37] ---
    hug 4 "I've been framed..."