5 - I can make you my woman.

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[00:14] ---
    Stop it, Maron.
[00:18] ---
    I apologize for suddenly calling you over.
[00:22] ---
    What are you talking about?
[00:24] ---
    I'm happy to come over
    any time you like, Reiko.
SIGN    Japan Arts Enterprise Chihiro Ayagi
[00:28] ---
    That's what you say now.
[00:28] ---
    Venus Inc., Owner
    Reiko
[00:31] ---
    Wait, have you lost a little weight?
[00:34] ---
    You can tell?
[00:35] ---
    I lost 200 grams!
[00:37] ---
    That much?! You are working way too hard.
[00:42] ---
    You know, I hate to bring this up,
    but did you suggest me for that one part?
[00:49] ---
    That's so like you to have no delicacy, Chihiro.
[00:53] ---
    Toy Poodle, Male,
    2 Years Old
    Maron
[00:56] ---
    Right?
[00:57] ---
    I ran it by him,
    so you should be getting a call soon.
[01:02] ---
    Thank you. I knew I could count on my Reiko.
[01:06] ---
    You really are a slick one.
[01:19] ---
    She is so easy, as always.
[01:23] ---
    I smell like dog.
SIGN    hug 5 "I can make you my woman."
[01:26] ---
    Hey! The second we get here,
    you're ready to go?
[01:30] ---
    Please let me ravish you.
[01:32] ---
    One kiss lasts eight seconds,
    which is 450 in an hour and 10,800 in a day!
[01:40] ---
    What's 450? 10,800?
    What are you blathering on about?
[01:45] ---
    Stop it!
[01:46] ---
    Takato. Takato.
[01:50] ---
    Hey, Chunta, no marks.
[01:59] ---
    I know.
[02:00] ---
    I won't leave any, Takato.
[03:36] ---
    Why the hell did he look so disappointed?
[03:40] ---
    Nitto Talent Agency
    Takato Saijo
[03:40] ---
    All I did was say don't leave a mark on me.
    It's like I'm the bad guy here.
[03:45] ---
    Being looked at is my line of work,
    so it's only natural that I'm careful.
[03:49] ---
    In the first place,
    I'm spending my time with him.
[03:52] ---
    This in-heat rabbit should be grateful for that!
[03:56] ---
    Takato, are you okay?
[04:00] ---
    Huh? You're cute when you look all sullen.
[04:03] ---
    Want some water?
[04:05] ---
    I feel sluggish.
[04:05] ---
    Mitsuya Production
    Junta Azumaya
[04:06] ---
    I thought so.
[04:08] ---
    Then I'll transfer the water from my mouth to—
[04:10] ---
    Just give me the water, you horny angel!
[04:14] ---
    Sorry.
[04:15] ---
    I was thinking how I can't see you for a few days
    starting next week so I got really worked up.
[04:21] ---
    You're shooting on location
    for that TV drama, right?
[04:24] ---
    Yes. And today was the first day
    of your rehearsals, right?
[04:26] ---
    Don't touch me! That's annoying.
[04:28] ---
    How did it go?
[04:30] ---
    I hadn't been on stage for a while,
    but once I was there, I got fired up.
[04:34] ---
    Today we just did a script reading,
[04:38] ---
    but the script is entertaining,
    and it moves at a nice tempo.
[04:40] ---
    The cast members are seasoned stage vets, too,
    so I had a good feeling about it.
[04:46] ---
    However!
[04:47] ---
    Do you know Chihiro Ayagi?
[04:50] ---
    Who's that?
[04:51] ---
    His face shines bright,
    but his heart is black as night.
[04:54] ---
    I guess he made his debut
    around the same time as you,
[04:57] ---
    and he's playing the lead in the show!
[04:59] ---
    It's his first time being on stage,
    and he doesn't show up!
[05:02] ---
    He's pretty gutsy.
[05:04] ---
    Lucky.
    I want to costar with you on something.
[05:09] ---
    We just did!
[05:10] ---
    Well, you should do a play
    sooner rather than later.
[05:14] ---
    I'm sure it'll help improve—
[05:17] ---
    Hey, what the hell? I'm spent.
[05:19] ---
    If that lead isn't enthusiastic about it,
    I wish I could take over for him.
[05:23] ---
    It's frustrating.
[05:25] ---
    All I really want to do is be with you like this.
[05:28] ---
    Like this? Like what?
[05:31] ---
    Dummy. You've got your drama.
    Go do your best.
[05:35] ---
    I will, so why don't we move in together?
[05:37] ---
    Why would you say that?
    They're not related!
[05:41] ---
    Then at least take this.
[05:44] ---
    A card key?
[05:45] ---
    The key to my place.
[05:48] ---
    Please use it anytime you like.
[05:50] ---
    I would be overjoyed
    if you'd come here without being invited.
[05:55] ---
    A duplicate key.
[05:58] ---
    Come to think of it, even though
    he's brought me here countless times,
[06:02] ---
    I've never come here on my own.
[06:06] ---
    I'll hold on to it.
[06:10] ---
    Great!
[06:16] ---
    Chihiro Ayagi's Manager
    Hajime Mitamaru
[06:20] ---
    Ayagi! Hurry, hurry!
[06:22] ---
    Rehearsal's already started!
[06:25] ---
    Don't give me, "Eh?"
[06:27] ---
    After you blew off the first day, it doesn't
    look good if you're late the next day!
[06:30] ---
    Blew off?
[06:33] ---
    That was because of
    a sudden schedule change, right?
[06:37] ---
    Besides, the first day
    is just like a meet and greet, you know?
[06:40] ---
    Don't worry about it.
[06:43] ---
    Not a care in the world.
[06:45] ---
    You got this role on the recommendation
    of the sponsor, so you have to get results!
[06:50] ---
    I know, jeez. So annoying.
[06:53] ---
    It was no favor. This is the result of me
    working my butt off in this business.
[07:01] ---
    If only the people higher-up were all women,
    this would just be so easy.
[07:06] ---
    Have you ever known me to blow a part?
[07:08] ---
    This one'll be easy to do like the others.
[07:11] ---
    Don't treat it so lightly!
[07:13] ---
    This time your costar is Takato Saijo.
[07:16] ---
    If you don't give it your all, he'll steal the show.
[07:20] ---
    Takato, huh?
[07:22] ---
    Is he really that great?
[07:24] ---
    Come on, let's hurry!
[07:26] ---
    Okay, okay.
[07:27] ---
    He skips the first day, and today he's late.
[07:32] ---
    Even though Takato Saijo let him have the lead.
[07:35] ---
    I'm really sorry, Takato.
[07:39] ---
    I don't mind, since the role you wrote for me
    is juicier than the rest in my opinion, Mr. Kitano.
[07:47] ---
    Really? I'm happy to hear that!
[07:49] ---
    I love you, Takato!
[07:49] ---
    Theater Company
    "Southern News Agency"
    Theater Director
    Kazuki Kitano
[07:53] ---
    Besides, I realized on the job before this one
    that it's not bad playing a supporting role.
[07:58] ---
    Oh, with the angel?
[08:00] ---
    It was his first starring role,
    so I didn't know what to expect,
[08:03] ---
    but he turned out to be a superb performer.
[08:05] ---
    I want to use him, too.
[08:07] ---
    Please do.
    I'm sure he would shine on the stage, too.
[08:11] ---
    Nice! He's got your seal of approval?
[08:14] ---
    Morning.
[08:16] ---
    My gig right before this ran long.
[08:19] ---
    I'm Ayagi, and from today,
    I'll be rehearsing with you guys.
[08:23] ---
    It's good to be here.
[08:26] ---
    So the lead finally showed up!
[08:29] ---
    Sorry about that. I wanted to start rehearsing
    as soon as possible, but...
[08:32] ---
    Huh, so this is Takato Saijo in the flesh.
[08:36] ---
    He's a good-looking guy,
    but he's younger than he seems on film.
[08:42] ---
    He's shorter than me, too.
[08:43] ---
    It's an honor to perform with you, Mr. Saijo.
[08:50] ---
    Likewise.
[08:51] ---
    Taller than average.
[08:53] ---
    Thanks.
[08:53] ---
    For a second there,
    I totally felt like he sized me up.
[08:56] ---
    So are you ready to go?
[08:59] ---
    Yes, no problem.
[09:01] ---
    Just give me a quick rundown of the setup,
    and I'm good.
[09:06] ---
    Then let's take it from the top,
    through Takato's bit.
[09:10] ---
    Machii, run him through the sword fight!
[09:13] ---
    Sure.
[09:15] ---
    When your opponent comes,
    sweep right, sweep left, and step back.
[09:21] ---
    If the sword hits here, then hold it.
[09:23] ---
    Got it.
[09:25] ---
    Basically, you make big swings.
[09:26] ---
    Nice. The kid reeks
    with this nice sense of arrogance.
[09:31] ---
    That's fine, but from the very beginning?
[09:34] ---
    Oh, sure.
    We should deal with everything early on.
[09:38] ---
    That big head of his is about to get snapped.
[09:40] ---
    Snapped, huh?
[09:43] ---
    Okay, next, the mountains of the Hidden Door,
    the scene where Shigesada, played by Ayagi,
[09:48] ---
    first meets Tsunewaka, played by Saijo.
    Let's do that.
[09:52] ---
    Please wait, Lord Shigesada!
[09:55] ---
    We're about to enter the ogres' domain.
    We shouldn't...
[09:58] ---
    What? I didn't come to fight.
    I just want to talk to them.
[10:02] ---
    Filming may be more up my alley after all.
[10:05] ---
    They're not the type you can talk to.
[10:08] ---
    With that, there's no need for rehearsal,
    and if you get it right, it's over with one take.
[10:12] ---
    Still, this is a beautiful place.
[10:15] ---
    Well, guess I'll just breeze through it
    until opening night.
[10:20] ---
    The sound of a flute?
[10:22] ---
    And here he comes.
[10:25] ---
    A robe made of red leaves.
[10:26] ---
    Don't tell me. The ogress, Kureha?!
[10:28] ---
    Let me see
    that famous hard-earned acting ability, senpai.
[10:34] ---
    Oh? Wasn't that ogress' head hunted down
    and chopped off ages ago? By humans?
[10:43] ---
    Are you a man?! Who are you?!
[10:46] ---
    This is the Hidden Door.
[10:48] ---
    So of course I must be an ogre, yes?
[10:59] ---
    Please stand back, Lord Shigesada!
[11:01] ---
    We shall handle this!
[11:04] ---
    My line!
[11:06] ---
    Stand down, you two!
    As I said, we didn't come here to fight.
[11:10] ---
    Draw my sword and intervene.
[11:17] ---
    Hey! I just came here to talk!
[11:21] ---
    After he parries my subordinate's swing,
    Tsunewaka's...
[11:25] ---
    Damn it! The stage is on an incline,
    so it's hard to move!
[11:30] ---
    Talk?
[11:33] ---
    Oh shoot, I'm slipping!
[11:38] ---
    Your movement should be different
    when you're on an incline.
[11:41] ---
    If you don't get used to this sloping stage,
    you'll likely be injured.
[11:46] ---
    Okay.
[11:47] ---
    Also...
[11:49] ---
    it's unsatisfying to the audience
    if the lead gets eaten, Ayagi.
[11:53] ---
    Keep that in mind.
    You're our all-important lead.
[11:59] ---
    Takato gives me goosebumps.
[12:03] ---
    I'm surprised. He's actually a nice guy.
[12:07] ---
    Thank you for the advice, senpai.
[12:20] ---
    Delicious! That's the stuff!
[12:23] ---
    Nothing better than a beer
    after taking an arrogant newbie down a peg!
[12:27] ---
    Don't think costarring with me
    is gonna be any walk in the park!
[12:32] ---
    I'll teach you how tough this business can be!
[12:42] ---
    It's been a while since I've been able to just
    go home like this without being abducted.
[12:47] ---
    It must have been like this
    before he fastened himself onto me,
[12:52] ---
    but it's quieter than I remember.
[12:54] ---
    He didn't call?
[12:58] ---
    It smells different.
[13:01] ---
    I've been using his shampoo
    more often than not lately.
[13:05] ---
    I can't relax.
[13:09] ---
    Living together, huh?
[13:13] ---
    What the hell?
[13:15] ---
    Chunta
[13:19] ---
    Good work today, Takato!
[13:22] ---
    What?
[13:23] ---
    Nothing. I imagined you arriving home,
    taking a bath,
[13:27] ---
    getting out with your hair still wet, and having
    a beer right about now, so I thought I'd call.
[13:31] ---
    I see. Is there a camera in here?
    A bugging device? Where'd you hide it?
[13:35] ---
    Never mind. So, what do you want?
[13:37] ---
    Nothing. I just wanted to hear your voice.
[13:42] ---
    Idiot. I was with you yesterday.
[13:45] ---
    Do you intend to call me every day
    until you get back?
[13:49] ---
    I'd like to, but...
[13:51] ---
    only hearing your voice is agonizing.
[13:54] ---
    I can't touch you. I can't smell you.
[13:56] ---
    Idiot.
[13:58] ---
    I've got it! Let's do telephone se—
[14:00] ---
    I'll hang up.
[14:01] ---
    - I'll pay 1,000—
    - Bye.
[14:02] ---
    All right, then this is fine.
[14:05] ---
    Can I hear your voice
    just a little longer, Takato?
[14:13] ---
    Takato?
[14:14] ---
    When you say something like that,
    it makes it more difficult to speak!
[14:18] ---
    I swear, this guy.
[14:20] ---
    F-Fine.
[14:23] ---
    But I'm going to hang up
    if I get sleepy, though.
[14:25] ---
    Sure!
[14:28] ---
    All right, last one!
    The main visual for the show's pamphlet.
[14:32] ---
    We're doing a two-shot
    with Mr. Saijo and Mr. Ayagi.
[14:36] ---
    Is Mr. Ayagi ready?
[14:39] ---
    Yes! I'm just touching him up now!
[14:42] ---
    - Done! So handsome!
    - Roger! Okay, what about Mr. Saijo?
[14:45] ---
    Thanks.
[14:46] ---
    Come to think of it,
    I haven't seen Takato in costume yet.
[14:50] ---
    I'm ready, too.
[14:58] ---
    I can go anytime.
[15:03] ---
    Well, you're staring. Is something wrong?
[15:09] ---
    I was wondering
    who this beautiful woman was.
[15:11] ---
    I look forward to this photoshoot.
[15:15] ---
    Me, too.
[15:18] ---
    Hey! Crank up the wind
    so their costumes billow out more!
[15:22] ---
    Like this?
[15:23] ---
    Yeah, that's good.
[15:25] ---
    Now, Shigesada and Tsunewaka, with
    your weapons crossed like that, get real close!
[15:30] ---
    His eyelashes are so long.
[15:32] ---
    And cat eyes. If he were a woman, he'd be...
[15:35] ---
    Lead!
[15:38] ---
    I want you to focus.
[15:40] ---
    If you daydream so much,
    I'll accidentally eat you alive.
[15:43] ---
    More like that's what you intend.
[15:46] ---
    Go easy on me, senpai.
[15:49] ---
    You don't have to hold back.
[15:51] ---
    Or is this all you've got?
[15:54] ---
    Screw you!
[15:56] ---
    Don't try to provoke me.
    What a pain in the ass.
[15:59] ---
    It's not my hobby to make sensual banter!
[16:05] ---
    This is what you want, huh?!
[16:08] ---
    Well, well.
    You were holding out on me after all.
[16:11] ---
    You can make a nice face, huh, junior?
[16:15] ---
    Damn it! I fell for it!
[16:17] ---
    I like it!
[16:22] ---
    Ayagi! You were really into it today, huh?
[16:25] ---
    It may be the first time I've seen you like that!
[16:27] ---
    It was the usual.
[16:29] ---
    Huh? Low energy?
[16:31] ---
    Have you ever seen me with high energy?
[16:32] ---
    They were both so cool!
[16:33] ---
    Yeah. I thought Azumaya
    was eclipsing Mr. Saijo lately,
[16:34] ---
    Pisses me off. I like playing,
    but I hate getting played.
[16:39] ---
    but today he reminded me why he was
    the Sexiest Man for five years straight!
[16:40] ---
    That ruined my day.
[16:43] ---
    He has true mastery.
[16:47] ---
    Sexiest Man of the Year, huh?
[16:52] ---
    Nothing. As long as I have fun, right?
[16:55] ---
    Takato, can I get a shot of you in that outfit?
[16:58] ---
    My daughter says she wants to see it.
[16:59] ---
    After all, you took me for a ride.
[17:00] ---
    Nana does?
[17:02] ---
    What would the expression
    on your face be if you were ridden, Takato?
[17:08] ---
    Ayagi?
[17:09] ---
    Takato Saijo
[17:11] ---
    He's been on location for four days now.
[17:14] ---
    Maybe I'll send him a text for once.
[17:17] ---
    No, that would only encourage him.
[17:19] ---
    Well, I guess encouraging him a little
    wouldn't hurt.
[17:21] ---
    Excuse me.
[17:23] ---
    You're not done changing yet? My bad.
[17:25] ---
    Ayagi.
[17:27] ---
    I don't mind,
    but maybe you should've knocked first.
[17:30] ---
    So, what is it?
[17:31] ---
    I already taught this bastard a lesson or two,
    and he's still a bastard?
[17:35] ---
    Actually, I wanted to ask your advice, Mr. Saijo.
[17:38] ---
    As an actor.
[17:40] ---
    Are you free after this?
[17:42] ---
    I want to make this play a success, so...
[17:47] ---
    I'm changing. Can you wait a little bit?
[17:50] ---
    Thank you.
[17:54] ---
    He's pretty defenseless.
[17:56] ---
    Looking at him like this,
    he's pretty slim and elegant for his height.
[18:00] ---
    That reminds me. When I grabbed him during
    the shoot, his shoulders were pretty thin.
[18:04] ---
    Looks like it would be easy
    to wrap my arms around his waist.
[18:04] ---
    Mr. Saijo, you have a beautiful back.
[18:07] ---
    Fweh!
[18:09] ---
    Fweh?
[18:10] ---
    No, I mean...
[18:12] ---
    Mr. Saijo.
[18:14] ---
    What's this?
    Did that come through loud and clear?
[18:17] ---
    Not bad.
[18:19] ---
    That was a cute reaction. "Fweh!"
    Did you feel that?
[18:24] ---
    Y-You just surprised me.
[18:25] ---
    "Fweh"?
[18:26] ---
    Anybody would be surprised
    if they suddenly got touched.
[18:29] ---
    And I didn't say, "Fweh.”
[18:30] ---
    Huh? You didn't say that?
[18:32] ---
    Then...
[18:33] ---
    Wha... Hey!
[18:35] ---
    Now how does this feel?
[18:37] ---
    Cut it out!
[18:39] ---
    Mr. Saijo! Mr. Kitano wants
    to go out drinking with everyone. Are you in?
[18:43] ---
    Would you let me finish getting dressed?
[18:45] ---
    Advice! If you don't mind explaining
    while drinking, then I'll listen.
[18:48] ---
    Right, while drinking!
[18:50] ---
    Well, I guess his guard
    will be lower than if we were alone. But...
[18:56] ---
    Squish.
[18:58] ---
    I finally got him drunk, but what is this?
[19:02] ---
    Takato Saijo keeps peeling edamame.
[19:02] ---
    Squish, squish, squish.
[19:05] ---
    Mr. Saijo, what are you going to do
    with all that edamame?
[19:08] ---
    Not givin' you any.
[19:09] ---
    I don't want any.
[19:11] ---
    Isn't that hilarious? Takato's weird behavior.
[19:14] ---
    He's always like this when he gets drunk.
    It's performance art!
[19:17] ---
    But you were good at getting him to drink.
[19:20] ---
    I'm used to it.
    I was a bartender a long time ago.
[19:23] ---
    I'm sick of hearing
    your, "squish, squish," Takato.
[19:25] ---
    Hey, Ayagi.
[19:27] ---
    Yes?
[19:28] ---
    When you were in middle school,
    you were the type who, before a test...
[19:32] ---
    somebody asked you, "Did you study?"
    And you went, "Not at all." Right?
[19:38] ---
    Takato also picks fights when he's drunk.
[19:41] ---
    Seriously? What a pain.
[19:43] ---
    And it wasn't altogether a lie.
[19:46] ---
    You were the clever, jerky type
    who could master stuff without much effort.
[19:50] ---
    Be careful. It's not bad
    to know how to swim with the tide.
[19:53] ---
    But if you rely on that too much, you'll be nothing
    but a jack of all trades and master of none.
[19:57] ---
    In this business,
    unless you have crazy-powerful grace,
[20:00] ---
    it's easy to get buried.
[20:02] ---
    Which'd be a shame, 'cause you got flair.
[20:04] ---
    Make full use of your skill,
    and think about how you're gonna show it.
[20:09] ---
    I'll support you.
[20:11] ---
    This is your first play,
    a chance for you to mature.
[20:15] ---
    Do everything you can do, lead.
[20:17] ---
    Promise me that,
    and I'll give you this edamame.
[20:21] ---
    He doesn't want it!
[20:23] ---
    Take it! Take it!
[20:25] ---
    Shut up.
[20:28] ---
    Takato is blotto.
[20:31] ---
    I'm the one who encouraged him to drink,
    so I'll take responsibility and get him home.
[20:34] ---
    We're counting on you! Good night!
[20:38] ---
    How much of his lecturing do I have to take?
[20:41] ---
    He's seriously annoying.
[20:46] ---
    "Be careful," huh?
[20:48] ---
    You're the one who'd better be careful,
    Takato-senpai.
[20:55] ---
    It's unusual for you
    to be munching mints, Junta.
[21:00] ---
    I do it when I want
    to put something in my mouth.
[21:02] ---
    I try to trick myself, but it's a poor substitute.
[21:05] ---
    Want one, Narumiya?
[21:06] ---
    He's an archangel! Substitute?
[21:08] ---
    Thank you!
[21:11] ---
    Now that's refreshing!
[21:14] ---
    Wow, check that out.
    The typhoon slammed right into us, huh?
[21:18] ---
    I hope it passes through by tomorrow,
    our last day on location.
[21:23] ---
    Yeah, me, too.
[21:27] ---
    I never thought of doing this with
    another dude, but man, I'm at full mast.
[21:33] ---
    Not only doing, but...
[21:42] ---
    I haven't gotten this excited in a long time.
[21:48] ---
    Mr. Saijo...
[21:51] ---
    I can make you my woman.
[23:25] ---
    What are you doing here?
[23:26] ---
    Your location shooting...
[23:28] ---
    Wait!
[23:29] ---
    What the hell?! Wait!
[23:30] ---
    F-Fine! Tonight's fine!
[23:32] ---
    Hey, Chunta!
[23:34] ---
    Hey, wh-what is this?!
[23:36] ---
    hug6
    "Why am I at a hotel with him...
    Did we... There's no way... Is there!?"