5 - Your Favorite Color Tells All About Your Mental State!

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SIGN    Comical Psychosomatic Medicine!
SIGN    Episode 5
    "Your Favorite Color Tells
    All About Your Mental State!"
[00:10] Ryou
    Hello, everyone. I'm Ryou the psychologist.
[00:13] Asuna
    I'm Nurse Asuna.
[00:15] Iyashi
    I'm a goddess.
[00:17] Ryou
    Who is that?
[00:19] Iyashi
    I come when called! Hello!
[00:21] Iyashi
    I am the goddess of color.
[00:23] Ryou
    Goddess? Wait, wait, wait!
[00:24] Ryou
    This world view is already messed up!
[00:28] Asuna
    A simple gag anime doesn't have world views.
[00:31] Ryou
    She said it!
[00:31] Asuna
    Right, Sis?
[00:33] Iyashi
    That's right, Asuna.
[00:34] Ryou
    That's your sister?! So she's human, then!
[00:37] Asuna
    You really thought she was a goddess?
[00:39] Ryou
    What?!
[00:40] Iyashi
    Nice to meet you. I'm the eldest
    Kangoshi daughter, Kangoshi Iyashi.
[00:43] Iyashi
    Thanks for always taking
    care of my nurse sister.
[00:45] Ryou
    She's more polite than I expected!
[00:47] Asuna
    C'mon, Sis. I'm the one
    who takes care of him.
[00:49] Iyashi
    That's true. He seems like
    he needs a lot of care.
[00:53] Iyashi
    Do you change his diapers, too?
[00:54] Asuna
    Of course. He wets them right away.
[00:56] Iyashi
    Oh, dear.
[00:57] ---
    Big excitement leads to big floods, huh?
[00:59] Ryou
    What?!
[01:02] Ryou
    Now, today we'll conduct a
    psychological test using colors.
[01:05] Asuna
    A psychological test using colors?
[01:06] Asuna
    That's sexual harassment!
[01:07] Ryou
    Huh?
[01:08] Guy
    The color you chose is the color
    of the underwear you're wearing.
[01:12] Girl
    Oh, gosh!
[01:13] Iyashi
    Do you always sexually
    harass my sister this way?
[01:15] Iyashi
    Do you always direct that carnal lust
    upon young girls' soft, snow white skin?
[01:19] Ryou
    No! And why does that sound like
    some erotic novel for old men?!
[01:23] Ryou
    Anyway, choose your favorite
    from among these colors.
SIGN    Have You Chosen?
[01:27] Ryou
    And here's the explanation.
SIGN    White
[01:29] Ryou
    First, white.
[01:31] Ryou
    Do you know why
[01:32] ---
    the image of hospitals, including
    our white coats, is generally white?
[01:35] Asuna
    So no one will notice when
    you dribble toothpaste.
SIGN    Dribble
[01:38] Ryou
    No! It's not to hide stains!
[01:40] Iyashi
    That's not good, Asuna.
    Isn't the answer obvious?
[01:44] Iyashi
    Because it's obscene.
[01:45] Ryou
    I didn't expect her answer
    to come from that direction!
[01:47] Ryou
    In color psychology, white is said to
    give an image of purity and freshness.
[01:52] Ryou
    That clean image is why
    hospitals mainly use white.
[01:56] Iyashi
    So the contrast is what makes
    white coat cosplay so appealing!
[01:58] Iyashi
    That is obscene!
[01:59] Ryou
    You're still insisting on that?!
[02:01] Ryou
    Next is black, the color said
    to be white's exact opposite.
SIGN    Black
[02:03] Ryou
    In color psychology, people who
    like black are highly sensitive
[02:07] Ryou
    and tend to dislike being
    directed by others.
[02:10] Iyashi
    I like black.
[02:11] Ryou
    Really? I thought so...
[02:12] Iyashi
    Yes, that glistening,
    shimmering jet black...
[02:14] [SONG] Text
    Enthralled...
[02:15] Ryou
    Where are you trying to take this anime?!
[02:18] Ryou
    And then, red.
[02:18] [SONG] Text
    Red
[02:19] Ryou
    People who choose red are very dynamic,
[02:21] Ryou
    but they can have drastic mood swings
    and become emotionally unstable.
[02:25] Asuna
    Sis, you also like red, don't you?
[02:27] Iyashi
    I'm a super-cool young person in the now.
[02:30] Iyashi
    I'd be a liar, liar,
    pants on fire if I said I didn't.
[02:31] Ryou
    That language is a bit outdated!
[02:33] Ryou
    Red is also known as an "expansive color."
[02:35] Ryou
    Red makes things appear
    larger than they are.
SIGN    As Swift as Wind, As Silent as Forest, As Fierce as Fire As Unshakable as Mountain
SIGN    Wind, Forest, Fire, Mountain
    (Fuurin Kazan)
[02:38] Ryou
    Many men in Takeda Shingen's
    army colored their weapons red.
[02:42] Ryou
    It's said that they did so
    to intimidate their enemies.
[02:44] Iyashi
    So that's why they call red lucky
    underwear "Takeda's night army."
SIGN    Fuurin Kazan
[02:47] Ryou
    Why do you always take the
    conversation in that direction?
SIGN    Blue
[02:50] Ryou
    And then blue.
[02:51] Ryou
    People who like blue are
    said to be calm and quiet,
[02:55] Ryou
    and to be very respectful
    of social hierarchies.
[02:58] Asuna
    Yes! I like blue!
[03:00] Asuna
    I'm respectful of social hierarchies!
[03:01] Asuna
    So you do get it, even though
    you're just Dr. Ryou!
[03:04] Ryou
    Huh?! Has she decided that I'm beneath her?!
[03:06] Ryou
    Next is pink.
SIGN    Pink
[03:07] Ryou
    People who like pink are said
    to be peaceful and stable,
[03:10] Ryou
    but they have a tendency toward dependence.
[03:12] Ryou
    By the way, experiments showed
    that violent prisoners
[03:16] Ryou
    placed in a room painted pink
    took on a calmer mental state.
[03:19] Iyashi
    Wow...
[03:20] Iyashi
    What if they were placed in a
    room covered with pink flyers?
[03:22] Ryou
    That'd just make them sexually violent!
[03:24] Ryou
    There are other colors, like purple,
    which is said to indicate arrogance,
[03:29] Ryou
    but I'll digress a bit here.
[03:30] Ryou
    It's said that cool colors,
    like blue and aqua,
[03:32] Ryou
    and warm colors, like red and orange,
SIGN    Cool Colors
SIGN    Warm Colors
[03:35] Ryou
    cause people to sense time differently.
[03:38] Iyashi
    Which makes you more sensitive?
[03:40] Ryou
    That's not what I meant!
[03:41] Ryou
    When looking at cool colors,
    time feels shorter,
SIGN    Warm Colors
SIGN    Cool Colors
[03:44] Ryou
    and when looking at warm
    colors, time feels longer.
[03:46] Iyashi
    What if you're looking
    at man-on-man colors?
[03:49] Ryou
    That would stop time! Wrong kind of color!
[03:51] Ryou
    So when you're meeting with someone,
[03:53] Ryou
    it may be best to suggest a place with
    cool colors in case you're late.
[03:57] Iyashi
    Would it be okay to come a day late?
[04:00] Ryou
    He'd definitely turn blue, then.
[04:01] Ryou
    On the other hand, warm colors are often
    used in places that serve alcohol.
[04:06] Ryou
    This is a strategy to
    increase the turnover rate.
[04:08] Iyashi
    So wearing a red obi would make it
    easier to twirl a lady in kimono?
SIGN    Oh, nooooo!
SIGN    Turnover Rate Up!
[04:12] Ryou
    Not that kind of "turn"!
[04:13] Iyashi
    As you can see...
[04:15] Iyashi
    There are all kinds of
    psychology behind colors.
[04:17] Ryou
    Huh?!
[04:18] Iyashi
    For example, blue is ideal
    if you want to calm down.
[04:20] Iyashi
    If you want to work hard, red is ideal.
[04:22] Iyashi
    You should wear the color
    with the effect you desire,
[04:24] ---
    and keep that color around you.
[04:26] Iyashi
    I hope today's discussion has been helpful.
[04:28] Ryou
    She took over at the end
    and wrapped everything up!
[04:30] Asuna
    I thought we wouldn't make it to the end
[04:32] ---
    thanks to Dr. Ryou's pacing. Right, Sis?
[04:34] Iyashi
    That's right.
[04:35] Ryou
    That's entirely your fault, you two.
SIGN    This program is a work of fiction. There is no guarantee that the treatments mentioned herein
    will work. Before having a medical exam, make sure the doctor deals in these treatments first.
SIGN    If your pacing is off,
    visit the mental clinic!