10 - How Do You Remedy Exhibitionism?

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SIGN    Comical Psychosomatic Medicine!
SIGN    Episode 10
    "How Do You Remedy Exhibitionism?"
[00:12] Asuna
    Did you know this, Onee-chan?
[00:14] Asuna
    The "Yuu" in Yuu Mental Clinic is
    short for "yuujuufudan" (indecisive).
[00:18] Iyashi
    I heard it was short for "yuutairidatsu"
    (out-of-body experience).
SIGN    X Month, X Day, 6:44 AM, Somewhere in Tokyo
[00:21] Asuna
    Huh?
[00:23] Iyashi
    By the way, Asuna, what do
    you think of Ryou-kun?
[00:26] Asuna
    Robot in glasses who makes snappy comebacks.
[00:27] Iyashi
    I see.
[00:31] Iyashi
    Is something wrong, Asuna?
[00:33] Asuna
    W-Well...
SIGN    Bam
SIGN    Bam
SIGN    Bam
SIGN    Yaaaah!
SIGN    Bang
[00:48] Asuna
    Th-Th...
[00:51] Asuna
    Th-Th-Th-There was a flasher!
[00:53] Ryou
    Er... Huh?
[00:55] Ryou
    Is it me, or does one of
    you look happy about this?
[00:57] Asuna
    Please do something about that flasher!
[01:00] Ryou
    That's not the way a health
    care provider should say it.
[01:04] Ryou
    In psychiatry, there is an
    illness called "exhibitionism"!
SIGN    Exhibitionism
[01:07] Ryou
    Show some consideration for
    those afflicted by it!
[01:08] Asuna
    Why are you going so far to defend them?!
[01:10] Asuna
    Who cares?! They're sick with that illness!
SIGN    Exhibitionism
SIGN    Diagnosed when the act, urge,
    or fantasy of exposing one's genitals
    to unsuspecting strangers is
    repeated for at least six months.
[01:13] Ryou
    No, just listen to this.
[01:15] Ryou
    The DSM-IV, the model for diagnosis
    standards in psychiatry, says:
[01:19] Ryou
    "Exhibitionism: diagnosed when
    the act, urge, or fantasy
[01:23] Ryou
    of exposing one's genitals to
    unsuspecting strangers is repeated
[01:27] Ryou
    for at least six months."
SIGN    Bam
SIGN    Eek!
[01:29] Ryou
    If I recall correctly, he first
    showed up five months ago.
SIGN    Month
SIGN    Bam
SIGN    Eek!
SIGN    Months
SIGN    Bam
SIGN    Eek!
SIGN    Bam
SIGN    Eek!
[01:33] Asuna
    Huh?! You should've reported him
    the first time you saw him!
[01:36] Ryou
    In other words!
[01:37] Ryou
    He hasn't reached a length of six months,
SIGN    Ta-da!
SIGN    Developing Condition
[01:39] Ryou
    so he is not afflicted with exhibitionism!
[01:41] Asuna
    What?! Why do I not agree with this at all?!
[01:45] Iyashi
    So the length changes the diagnosis?
SIGN    Only diagnosed as exhibitionism if it's over X centimeters.
[01:47] Doctor
    Congratulations. You do not
    qualify for exhibitionism.
[01:49] Ryou
    Not that length!
SIGN    Shock
[01:50] Ryou
    And don't discriminate based on that!
[01:53] Ryou
    The diagnosis standard continues to say...
[01:55] Ryou
    "These urges cause considerable suffering or
    difficulty in the patient's relationships."
[02:01] Ryou
    It seems this criterion is
    important in diagnosis, as well.
[02:03] Asuna
    Huh?
[02:05] Ryou
    In other words, if it doesn't bother
    anyone, it's not a problem!
SIGN    Wow, what a feast for my eyes.
[02:09] Asuna
    It does bother me!
[02:10] ---
    Also, that just makes me look like a pervert!
[02:12] Iyashi
    Asuna, it didn't particularly bother me.
[02:15] Asuna
    Well, having a sister like you bothers me!
[02:17] Ryou
    Either way, by the standards for
    diagnosis, he's in the clear.
[02:20] Asuna
    Not where the law is concerned!
[02:22] Iyashi
    But what sorts of people
    become exhibitionists?
[02:24] Iyashi
    I don't mean that in a strange way.
[02:26] ---
    I just have a purely sexual interest.
[02:28] Ryou
    Uh, yeah, that's purely impure.
[02:30] Ryou
    Regarding that,
[02:31] ---
    the psychiatrist Kaplan wrote this in the
    Pocket Handbook of Clinical Psychiatry:
SIGN    Rare for Women
SIGN    Bare for Women!
[02:39] Asuna
    Bare for women?!
SIGN    Bare for Women!
SIGN    Ah, nothing beats normal romance!
SIGN    I'll never flash anyone again!
SIGN    Rare for Women!
[02:45] Ryou
    No! It's "rare for women"!
[02:47] Iyashi
    Actually, my medical textbook
    from long ago said...
SIGN    Breast cancer
    occurs by bearing with men.
[02:49] Iyashi
    "Breast cancer occurs by bearing with men."
SIGN    No! I don't want to get breast cancer!
[02:55] Ryou
    That's the same thing!
SIGN    Breast cancer
    barely occurs with men.
[02:56] Ryou
    It "barely occurs with men"!
[02:59] Asuna
    At any rate, that means most
    exhibitionists are men, right?
[03:02] Ryou
    Sadly, yes.
[03:04] Asuna
    And what kinds of men are they?
[03:06] Ryou
    The New Guide to Psychiatry says...
[03:10] Iyashi
    "Men who expose themselves
    are often quiet men
[03:12] ---
    who fear association with women."
[03:15] Guy
    On weekends, I flash in LOHAS style.
[03:19] Iyashi
    So they're the "herbivore guys"
    that are all the rage lately?
[03:21] Ryou
    Wait, that's not really wrong,
    but it feels like it should be!
[03:25] Iyashi
    But if they're cowardly herbivore types,
    why do they expose themselves?
[03:29] Ryou
    Regarding that, it says...
[03:32] Ryou
    "Though the patient is fearful,
[03:33] ---
    he exposes himself out of a
    desire to prove his manliness."
[03:42] Girl
    Wow! How manly!
[03:44] Iyashi
    So this is the ideal reaction
    that flashers want?
[03:48] Ryou
    That's definitely wrong!
[03:49] Asuna
    So, how do you treat it?
[03:50] Ryou
    Well, the Pocket Handbook of
    Clinical Psychiatry says...
[03:54] Asuna
    "Women exposed to flashers
    should ignore them."
[03:57] Asuna
    Huh? This is a treatment?!
[03:59] Asuna
    Don't give the responsibility to women!
[04:01] Asuna
    Besides, isn't that dangerous?!
[04:03] [SONG] Text
    We shouldn't
    have to be the
    man's remedy!
[04:03] Asuna
    They should run away, not ignore him!
[04:05] Ryou
    As far as that goes, you can
    rest easy. It also says...
[04:09] Ryou
    "Such men are aggressive,
    but not dangerous."
[04:12] Asuna
    They're aggressive?!
[04:13] Asuna
    Even if you add that they're not dangerous,
    I can't rest easy if they're aggressive!
[04:17] Asuna
    What else? What other treatments are there?!
[04:19] Ryou
    Wait! This decisive treatment
    method is written at the end!
[04:23] Asuna
    What is it?!
[04:25] All
    "Report them to the police."
SIGN    Beep
SIGN    Beep Boop
SIGN    Beep Boop Bap
[04:31] Asuna
    That counts as treatment?
[04:34] Ryou
    His treatment... No, his
    battle has only just begun.
SIGN    This program is a work of fiction. There is no guarantee that the treatments mentioned herein
    will work. Before having a medical exam, make sure the doctor deals in these treatments first.
SIGN    If you're tired of fighting,
    visit the mental clinic!
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