14 - Accept Grief in Four Stages?!

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SIGN    Comical Psychosomatic Medicine!
SIGN    Episode 14
    "Accept Grief in Four Stages?!"
[00:03] Iyashi
    Hello. I'm Iyashi the nurse.
[00:05] Asuna
    I'm Asuna the nurse!
[00:06] Ryou
    I'm—
[00:07] Oda
    Oda Nobunaga.
SIGN    Who is that !?
[00:10] Asuna
    This is awful!
[00:11] ---
    It looks like we've time-traveled
    to the Warring States era!
SIGN    °To those at home:
    Please tell your children,
    "They time-traveled to the
    Warring States era.
    Let's just leave it at that."
[00:14] Ryou
    When did this get so sci-fi?!
SIGN    If you can't follow this development, visit the mental clinic!
SIGN    If you can't follow this development,
    visit the mental clinic!
[00:18] Ryou
    What?! That's harsh!
[00:20] Ryou
    But isn't this era dangerous?
    We could be killed...
[00:22] Asuna
    It'll be fine!
[00:23] ---
    Even Oda Nobunaga couldn't have
    kept fighting all the time.
SIGN    Whew
[00:26] Asuna
    I'm sure it's safe now.
SIGN    Rumble
[00:26] Oda
    Damn you, Mitsuhide!
[00:28] Oda
    How dare you target Honnouji?!
[00:29] Ryou
    This is the most dangerous time to be here!
SIGN    °To those at home:
    Please tell your children,
    "Oda Nobunaga died at Honnouji."
[00:31] Ryou
    We're gonna be killed!
    We're so gonna be killed!
[00:34] Iyashi
    Calm down!
[00:35] ---
    Don't get flustered just because
    you got to meet Nobunaga-sama!
[00:37] Ryou
    You calm down! Why are you so excited?!
SIGN    Pant Pant
[00:40] Asuna
    She's a history girl.
SIGN    *To those at home: A "history girl" is a female who loves history. It doesn't refer to girls who have only very distant history with men. Please tell your children.
[00:41] Ryou
    And these are getting annoying!
[00:43] Oda
    Intruders?
[00:44] Oda
    Take them! Take them!
SIGN    Take Him
[00:45] Iyashi
    You can take me!
SIGN    Take him~ lolololol
[00:46] Ryou
    That's not what he meant!
[00:48] Asuna
    We're not bad people. I'm Asuna the nurse.
[00:51] Oda
    Nasu (eggplant)?
[00:52] Ryou
    Of course. "Nurse" is Western, isn't it?
[00:54] Oda
    Forgive me, but I haven't the
    time to speak of such things.
SIGN    Dire Pinch!
[00:58] Oda
    Because I am in a dire pinch!
[01:00] Ryou
    Of course... Wait, did you say "dire pinch"?!
[01:03] Oda
    I learned that word from the Christians.
[01:04] Ryou
    Really?!
[01:05] Oda
    Anyway, I'm in a total pinch here.
[01:07] Ryou
    A "total pinch"?!
[01:08] Asuna
    The "total" part was Japanese.
[01:09] Ryou
    No, no, no...
SIGN    That's your reaction?
[01:10] Oda
    The traitor Akechi Mitsuhide
    is approaching Honnouji.
[01:13] Oda
    I am in a grave situation.
[01:16] Asuna
    Go on. Do something about this
    with your psychiatric medicine.
[01:20] Ryou
    All right.
[01:21] Ryou
    When people face a severe shock,
    such as death, grave illness,
[01:24] ---
    or loss of something precious,
[01:25] Ryou
    it's said that they go
    through four broad stages.
SIGN    Stage 1 "Denial"
[01:28] Ryou
    The first stage is "denial"
SIGN    I can't be sick!
SIGN    He wants to
    break up?
    There must be
    some mistake!
[01:30] Ryou
    They say things like this to deny reality.
[01:32] Iyashi
    It's true that people never admit
    it when something bad happens.
[01:35] Iyashi
    That part of you is wonderful,
    Nobunaga-sama! You've accepted reality!
[01:39] Oda
    Naturally. A pinch like this is nothing.
[01:40] Asuna
    And you're about to die here.
    That's impressive.
[01:44] Oda
    I'm going to die here?!
[01:46] Ryou
    He's a lot weaker under
    pressure than I imagined!
[01:48] Oda
    It can't be true!
[01:49] Oda
    I thought it would work
    out, but I was naïve!
[01:50] Asuna
    He can't accept it. Poor guy.
[01:52] Ryou
    I think it's because you told him that...
[01:52] Oda
    Oh, man, are you serious?!
[01:55] Ryou
    And the second stage is "anger."
SIGN    Stage 1 "Denial"
SIGN    Stage 2 "Anger"
SIGN    Why was I the
    only one?!
SIGN    Don't be ridiculous!
    It'd be cruel to dump me!
[01:58] Ryou
    In this way, they direct
    anger toward something.
[02:01] Oda
    Damn you, Mitsuhide!
[02:02] Oda
    After I showed you so much favor!
[02:04] Oda
    Next time we meet, I'll tie you up
    and pull your hair out, one by one!
[02:07] Ryou
    His anger is more malicious than I expected!
SIGN    Stage 2 "Anger"
[02:09] Ryou
    And the third stage is
    "giving up and acceptance."
SIGN    Stage 3 "Giving Up and Acceptance"
[02:12] Asuna
    Giving up?
[02:13] Ryou
    That doesn't mean "giving up" in a bad way.
[02:14] [SONG] Guy&Text
    I guess it can't
    be helped now...
[02:15] Ryou
    It means throwing away denial and
    anger, and accepting the truth.
SIGN    I guess
    he's leaving...
[02:18] Oda
    Yes, giving up is important, indeed.
[02:21] Oda
    No! If I could give up that easily,
    I wouldn't have a problem!
SIGN    Rage
[02:24] Ryou
    Nobunaga-sama played
    along before retorting?!
[02:25] Asuna
    But from there, how do you accept it?
SIGN    Stage 1 "Denial" Stage 2 "Anger"
    Stage 3 "Giving Up and Acceptance"
[02:29] Ryou
    It's important to get to
    the "anger" stage quickly.
[02:32] Ryou
    It's also best to do things for a change
    of pace, to make time pass more quickly...
[02:33] Iyashi
    A change of pace...
[02:35] Iyashi
    I know! Let's have a mixer!
[02:37] Ryou
    What brought you to that solution?!
[02:38] Iyashi
    Well, it's not often you get to
    go to a mixer with Nobunaga-sama!
[02:42] Ryou
    Forget "not often"! That doesn't happen!
SIGN    The dream of every history girl!
[02:43] Oda
    M-Mixer?
[02:44] Asuna
    Please, don't think too deeply about it.
[02:47] Iyashi
    A mixer it is, then! Let's start with...
[02:49] Iyashi
    The king game!
[02:50] Ryou
    Huh?!
[02:51] Asuna
    No! Nobunaga-sama is a lord, not a king!
SIGN    Lord Game
[02:54] Asuna
    It's the lord game!
[02:55] Ryou
    I can't think of anything that matters less!
[02:56] Iyashi
    Okay, let's start the king game!
[02:59] Iyashi
    Who's the king?
[03:00] Ryou
    I've never seen Iyashi-san
    so full of energy.
[03:02] Oda
    I am!
SIGN    King
[03:03] Ryou
    And he's into it!
[03:04] Asuna
    You can give any command you want.
[03:05] Oda
    The king shall set #1 on fire!
[03:07] Ryou
    That goes beyond a command!
[03:09] Iyashi
    You've already set my heart on fire!
[03:11] Ryou
    How does that make you look good?!
SIGN    King
[03:13] Iyashi
    Oh, I'm the king this time.
[03:16] Ryou
    Go easy on us, okay?
[03:17] Iyashi
    I will.
[03:18] Iyashi
    The king must marry Nobunaga-sama!
SIGN    Marriage Registration
[03:19] Ryou
    Aside from using his real
    name, that's way too heavy!
[03:21] Oda
    Shall we start as man and concubine?
[03:23] Ryou
    You mean that like
    "let's start as friends"?!
[03:26] Iyashi
    So, what's the fourth stage of grief?
SIGN    Let's change
    the subject
[03:29] Ryou
    She went back to normal when he
    wouldn't make her an actual wife!
SIGN    Stage 1 "Denial"
[03:31] Ryou
    The fourth stage is "hope."
SIGN    Stage 2 "Anger"
SIGN    Stage 3 "Giving Up and Acceptance"
SIGN    Stage 4 "Hope"
[03:33] Ryou
    After going through denial,
    anger, and acceptance,
[03:33] [SONG] Guy&Text
    I'll do
    everything
    I can before
    it's over.
[03:36] [SONG] Girl&Text
    I'll find
    new love!
[03:36] Ryou
    people find hope in their situation.
[03:38] Ryou
    What's important is to acknowledge
    and accept everything.
[03:40] Ryou
    Only then can new hope
    and actions come about.
[03:45] Oda
    I see...
[03:46] Oda
    I am grateful.
[03:48] Oda
    Had I not known that,
    and only let my anger take over,
[03:51] Oda
    it would have been over
    before I could accept it.
[03:53] Iyashi
    Just as you wanted.
[03:54] Ryou
    I don't think so...
[03:56] Oda
    Acceptance is important.
[03:59] Oda
    I will then find hope and do the best I can.
[04:02] Ryou
    Oh, good!
[04:03] Iyashi
    Good luck.
[04:05] Oda
    I thank you.
[04:07] Oda
    If I survive, will you
    marry me as my true wife?
[04:11] Iyashi
    What? Marry you?!
[04:13] Iyashi
    Nobunaga-sama...
[04:16] Iyashi
    It's like a dream...
[04:18] Iyashi
    It's like a dream...
[04:20] Ryou
    Iyashi-san! Iyashi-san!
[04:22] Ryou
    Lunch break is almost over.
SIGN    Rattle
[04:25] Iyashi
    My marriage...
SIGN    Surefire Tips for
    Mixers
SIGN    The Life of
    Oda Nobunaga
[04:30] Iyashi
    What should you do if you can't
    accept that it was all a dream?
[04:33] Ryou
    Uh, I guess that just takes time...
[04:35] Asuna
    I think she'll just feel more
    pressure as time passes.
SIGN    If you can't accept things,
    visit the mental clinic!
SIGN    This program is a work of fiction. There is no guarantee that the treatments mentioned herein
    will work. Before having a medical exam, make sure the doctor deals in these treatments first.
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