2 - At What Point Is a Lolita Complex a Sickness?

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SIGN    Comical Psychosomatic Medicine!
SIGN    Episode 2
    "At What Point is a
    Lolita Complex a Sickness?"
[00:12] Asuna
    Hello! I'm Nurse Asuna, and I
    work at the Yuu Mental Clinic.
[00:16] Ryou
    I'm a psychologist, Ryou.
[00:19] Asuna
    It's highly possible that you're thinking,
    "Wait, I've seen this before,"
[00:23] Asuna
    in an experience that is called "déjà vu."
[00:25] Ryou
    That wasn't déjà vu! That was the
    exact same opening as last time!
[00:28] Ryou
    What if you make people think we're in
[00:30] ---
    some harsh circumstances
    after only two episodes?!
[00:32] Ryou
    Wait, maybe this really is déjà vu...
[00:34] Asuna
    So, Doctor, how do people end
    up with mental illnesses?
[00:39] Ryou
    Why do you think they do, Asuna-san?
[00:44] Asuna
    Because their husbands are always on
    business trips and they're lonely!
[00:46] Ryou
    That's just an excuse for infidelity!
[00:48] Ryou
    There are many reasons why people
    end up with mental illnesses.
[00:51] Asuna
    But I get the feeling some people are
    naturally more prone to getting them...
[00:55] Ryou
    Yes, since one's family
    reflects one's personality,
[00:58] Ryou
    people with families that are prone to
    stress often show the same leanings.
[01:03] Asuna
    But that resemblance isn't always
    just because they're family.
[01:07] Asuna
    One of my relatives likes boobs,
    but his son likes butts.
[01:11] Ryou
    That's similar enough.
[01:12] Asuna
    And his grandson likes legs...
[01:14] Ryou
    This story continues?
[01:15] Ryou
    Now, are people with mental conditions
    naturally prone to end up with them?
[01:20] Ryou
    For instance, if one identical
    twin is depressed,
[01:22] Ryou
    it's said that there's a 70-80% chance
    the other will become depressed.
[01:26] Ryou
    But if this is completely
    determined by birth,
[01:28] Ryou
    the possibility should be 100%.
[01:30] Asuna
    Huh? What's the major cause, then?
[01:33] Ryou
    Here's a hint!
SIGN    En____ment
[01:35] Asuna
    I know! Enema treatment!
[01:37] Ryou
    How can you say that with
    such a lively face?!
[01:39] Ryou
    The answer is "environment."
[01:42] Ryou
    People differ greatly depending
    on the environment they were
SIGN    Environment
[01:45] ---
    raised in and live in.
[01:47] Ryou
    Mental illnesses don't happen as
    a result of any single factor.
[01:50] Ryou
    The human mind is comprised
    of a complex layering
[01:52] ---
    of everything they've experienced.
[01:54] Asuna
    I get it!
[01:55] Asuna
    By the way, Doctor, there's one
    other thing I've been wondering.
[01:59] Ryou
    What's that?
[01:59] Asuna
    Are people with lolita
    complexes actually sick?
[02:02] Ryou
    Lolita complex...
[02:04] Ryou
    Asuna-san, as a member of the medical
    practice, that's a term you must never use.
[02:07] Ryou
    In psychology, we don't
    call it "lolita complex."
SIGN    Roar
[02:09] Ryou
    We call it "pedophilia!"
SIGN    Lolita Complex
[02:12] Asuna
    I don't really care about the name...
SIGN    Pedophilia
[02:14] Asuna
    Whatever it is, at what point
    is it considered an illness?
[02:16] Ryou
    All right, just this once,
    let's start up a new segment.
[02:20] Ryou
    The Pedophilia Diagnosis Ultra Quiz!
[02:23] Asuna
    We're going for that parody now?
[02:24] Ryou
    Wanna take a bath with a little girl?!
[02:27] All
    Yeah!
[02:28] Asuna
    It's a gathering of perverts...
[02:30] Ryou
    The question: Sexual attraction to which of
[02:32] ---
    the following would be
    diagnosed as an illness?
[02:34] Ryou
    A: An 11th grade girl in a school swimsuit.
[02:37] Ryou
    B: A 9th grade girl in gym clothes.
[02:39] Ryou
    C: A 5th grade girl with a backpack.
[02:42] Asuna
    What?! Those are all wrong!
[02:44] Asuna
    They're all out! All those people are sick!
[02:45] Ryou
    Are you sure that's your answer?
[02:47] Ryou
    Actually, according to the American
    diagnosis standard known as the DSM-IV,
[02:50] Ryou
    people aged 13 or younger are considered
    the targets of pedophilia.
[02:53] Asuna
    What?!
[02:53] Ryou
    In other words, the only one that's
[02:55] ---
    considered a sickness is
    C: a 5th grade girl with a backpack!
[02:58] Asuna
    No, no, no, no! I can't agree with that!
[03:00] Ryou
    So if A or B is your preference,
    you're disqualified! Go home!
[03:01] Asuna
    Why do you all look disappointed?! Be proud!
[03:04] Ryou
    The question: Which of the following
    would be diagnosed as pedophilia?
[03:08] Ryou
    A: Holding hands with a
    girl of 13 or younger.
[03:09] Ryou
    B: Being kissed by a girl of 13 or younger.
[03:11] Asuna
    What?!
[03:12] Asuna
    Wait, B is clearly wrong, isn't it?
[03:14] Asuna
    But then again...
[03:15] Ryou
    Buzz!
[03:16] Ryou
    Actually, according to the DSM-IV,
[03:18] ---
    "pedophilia" is defined as sexual
    acts with a girl of 13 or younger.
[03:21] Ryou
    In other words, since neither is
    a sexual act, neither is correct!
[03:24] All
    Yeah!
[03:24] Asuna
    No, no, no, no! That definition
    of pedophilia is way too narrow!
[03:27] Asuna
    Besides, if it looked more like this, it'd be
    considered a sexual act, wouldn't it?!
SIGN    Pant Pant Pant Pant
[03:32] Ryou
    Well, although I do agree with that...
SIGN    Shock
[03:35] Ryou
    Either way, pedophilia should be
[03:37] ---
    distinguished from the vague concept
    commonly referred to as "lolita complex."
[03:41] Asuna
    So people who want to do things
    to girls like these aren't sick?!
[03:45] Ryou
    They are not!
[03:47] Ryou
    It may be wrong in terms of social ethics,
[03:49] Ryou
    but in psychiatry, it's considered safe!
[03:51] Ryou
    I want to stress that for the sake
    of all the men in this country!
[03:54] Asuna
    Why is he emphasizing this so much?!
[03:56] Asuna
    I still think guys who'll only look at
    little girls in middle school or below are sick...
[04:01] Ryou
    That's because you envy the young.
[04:06] Ryou
    Huh? Wh-What was I just doing?
[04:08] Asuna
    So, what causes pedophilia?
[04:10] Ryou
    Well... Actually, the cause is still unknown.
SIGN    Today's Theme:
    "Pedophilia"
[04:14] Asuna
    Then how can it be treated?
[04:16] Ryou
    Well, there is no decisive treatment method,
[04:19] Ryou
    but according to this book by
    the psychiatrist, Kaplan...
SIGN    Antiandrogen treatment is used to suppress sexual desires
[04:22] Asuna
    I see.
[04:23] Ryou
    Whoa, whoa! Don't inject me!
[04:25] Ryou
    Um, other treatment methods include...
SIGN    Admittance to a treatment facility
[04:31] Asuna
    That's a treatment facility,
    in a way, right?
[04:35] Ryou
    Is it a treatment facility?
SIGN    Send them to a mental clinic (or the police)
    before it becomes criminal!
SIGN    This program is a work of fiction. There is no guarantee that the treatments mentioned herein
    will work. Before having a medical exam, make sure the doctor deals in these treatments first.