1 - love affair!?

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[00:00] Yuzu
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[00:00] Yuzu
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[00:03] Gal
    He totally ticked me off, so I dumped him.
[00:06] Gal
    For real?!
[00:07] Gal
    Huh? But you said you did him the other day!
[00:11] Gal
    Well, summer's the season of love,
    so I'll work on the next one.
[00:15] Yuzu
    I...
[00:17] Yuzu
    I want a boyfriend, too.
[00:20] Gal
    Didn't you say you broke up with
    your last boyfriend, Yuzucchi?
[00:23] Gal
    I'd love to invite you to the mixer, but
    you're transferring in the fall anyway.
[00:27] Gal
    Long distance totally sucks.
[00:30] Yuzu
    It's fine, it's fine.
[00:32] Yuzu
    Once I transfer, I'll grab a guy in a snap.
[02:26] Yuzu
    Changing's fun in a nice, big room!
SIGN    Hachiware Moving Services
[03:22] Yuzu
    There.
[03:24] Yuzu
    Whoa,
[03:26] ---
    I haven't learned any of this stuff.
[03:29] Yuzu
    A high school girl only needs
    courses on fashion and friends!
SIGN    Yuzu,
     Good luck on your first day
    at your new school!
    
    Mama
     V!
[03:34] Yuzu
    Thanks, Mama!
[03:37] Yuzu
    I'm heading out!
SIGN    Aihara Yuzu / Ume
[03:46] Yuzu
    During the summer of my
    freshman year in high school,
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    my mama suddenly found a new papa.
[03:52] Yuzu
    It meant I'd be moving to a new town
    and attending a new school.
[04:06] Yuzu
    I gotta show off on my first day,
[04:10] Yuzu
    and find some awesome new people!
[04:13] Girl
    Good morning.
[04:14] Girl
    Good morning!
[04:14] Girl
    Good morning.
[04:16] Girl
    Hey.
[04:23] Yuzu
    Although, no matter how
    much I pump myself up...
SIGN    Aihara Academy Girl's High School Division
[04:29] Yuzu
    this is just an all-girls school.
[04:33] Yuzu
    My best years are over.
[04:37] (Flashback) Yuzu
    I've managed to fool everyone so far, but...
[04:39] (Flashback) Yuzu
    After the mixer, we kissed in the park!
[04:42] (Flashback) Gal
    For real?!
[04:43] (Flashback) Gal
    Wow!
[04:47] Yuzu
    Honestly, I've never once been in love.
SIGN    Good luck, Yuzucchi. Though I guess you won't need it!
[04:52] Yuzu
    What I've always admired...
[04:55] Yuzu
    ...are the first kisses in manga.
[05:00] Yuzu
    Not that I could admit it.
[05:03] Yuzu
    I don't really get love.
[05:06] Maruta
    Excuse me, you there.
[05:09] Yuzu
    Yes?
[05:10] Maruta
    Can I please see your student ID?
[05:14] Yuzu
    Huh? Why?
[05:15] Maruta
    Your hair color and general appearance
     are in violation of the school rules.
[05:19] Yuzu
    Huh?
[05:20] Maruta
    Also, cell phone use is prohibited,
     so I'll have to confiscate it.
[05:24] Yuzu
    Seriously?!
[05:26] Yuzu
    I just transferred here today,
    so I didn't know about any of that!
[05:30] Yuzu
    Can we let it slide?
[05:31] Himeko
    We cannot do that.
[05:33] Himeko
    It would set a bad example
    for the other students.
[05:36] Yuzu
    Her hair's permed, though!
[05:38] Himeko
    This is my natural hair.
[05:40] Himeko
    Please don't touch it!
[05:42] Maruta
    Also, furthermore,
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    your makeup, your top button,
    your non-approved ribbon,
[05:47] ---
    your blouse, your accessories, your fake nails,
     your bag, and your skirt length
[05:52] Maruta
    are all in violation of school rules.
[05:55] Yuzu
    Huh?!
[06:02] Yuzu
    What's the point of being a high school
    girl if you're dressing all drab?!
[06:05] Yuzu
    That takes all the fun out of it!
[06:08] Himeko
    Hey, stop!
[06:09] Yuzu
    Back off.
[06:11] Yuzu
    Besides, how we're dressed
    doesn't affect how we study!
[06:14] Mei
    It does.
[06:16] Himeko
    President.
[06:18] Mei
    School rules are for our social education,
    teaching us to obey designated rules.
[06:23] Mei
    Everyone is held to the same standards here.
[06:26] Mei
    If you wish to attend this academy,
    then you must obey its rules.
[06:34] Yuzu
    Isn't that kinda crazy?
[06:36] Yuzu
    I just transferred here and
    didn't know the rules,
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    so the rules are new for me.
[06:43] Yuzu
    What do you think about that,
    Miss Student Council President?
[06:48] Yuzu
    See? Can't even object—
[06:50] Yuzu
    Huh?
[06:52] Yuzu
    Huh?
[06:55] Yuzu
    What...
[06:56] Yuzu
    What are you—
[07:06] Yuzu
    doing...
[07:14] Mei
    Please follow all rules
     starting tomorrow.
[07:22] Yuzu
    That girl's totally crazy!
[07:35] Amamiya
    Hey, Aihara!
[07:37] Yuzu
    No makeup sucks.
[07:42] Yuzu
    That girl...
[07:45] Yuzu
    She had a really nice smell.
[07:51] Yuzu
    I wonder what shampoo she uses.
[07:53] Amamiya
    Aihara!
[07:54] Yuzu
    Ow!
[07:55] Yuzu
    M-Me?!
[07:57] Amamiya
    Hey, now, are you okay?
[08:00] Yuzu
    He's super hot!
[08:03] Yuzu
    Oh, uh, I'm still not used
     to my new last name.
[08:08] Amamiya
    I'm your homeroom teacher, Amamiya.
[08:10] Amamiya
    I'm heading to our classroom,
    so come with me, please.
[08:13] Yuzu
    Yes.
[08:35] Yuzu
    Frankly, this school's rules are a pain,
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    but maybe I'll give it
    a shot for this teacher.
SIGN    Yuzu
[08:50] Yuzu
    All right, first off is making friends!
[09:01] Girl
    We don't have clubs today.
[09:02] Girl
    Then...
[09:03] Yuzu
    Hey, hey!
[09:04] Yuzu
    What are you talking about?
[09:06] Girl
    Huh? Um, what to do after school.
[09:09] Yuzu
    A mixer? Karaoke?
[09:11] Yuzu
    I don't have any friends yet,
    so I'd love it if you invited me!
[09:16] Girl
    What do we do?
[09:18] Girl
    The delinquent's bothering us.
[09:20] Yuzu
    H-Huh?
[09:23] Yuzu
    Huh? Huh? Huh?
[09:23] Harumi
    Hey, hey!
[09:26] Harumi
    Aihara-san, it doesn't work that way!
[09:31] Yuzu
    Uh, who are you?
[09:33] Harumi
    I'm Taniguchi Harumi.
[09:35] Harumi
    Call me Harumin!
[09:37] Yuzu
    Then, Harumin, what was wrong with that?
[09:41] Harumi
    Almost all the girls here have been part of
    the escalator system since elementary school.
[09:45] Harumi
    They're all sheltered with a capital S.
[09:48] Harumi
    By the way, I started here at high school.
[09:50] Harumi
    I'm secretly a gyaru, too!
[09:52] Yuzu
    I think I get it.
[09:54] Harumi
    The students at this academy have all
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    grown up bound by the school rules
    and this school's scary chairman.
[10:02] Harumi
    So everyone turns out like that.
[10:05] Yuzu
    I see.
[10:07] Harumin
    Well, that girl's an exception.
[10:10] Yuzu
    Exception?
[10:11] Harumi
    She's smart and pretty, plus she became
    student council president in her first year.
[10:15] Harumi
    Apparently, she's already betrothed
    to an elite teacher, too.
[10:19] Yuzu
    H-Huh?! Her marriage is
    already decided at her age?!
[10:23] Harumi
    Well, she's the granddaughter
    of the school chairman,
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    set to inherit the school, after all.
[10:27] Yuzu
    Huh...
[10:29] Yuzu
    I bet she's lived a boring life,
    with no time for love.
[10:33] Harumi
    Well, that's the gist of things.
[10:35] Harumi
    So let's be friends...
[10:37] Harumi
    ...and exchange addresses!
[10:39] Yuzu
    Huh? A smartphone?!
[10:41] Yuzu
    I had mine taken this morning.
[10:43] Harumi
    It's not a violation if they don't find out!
[10:46] Harumi
    That said, if you didn't get it back
    from the student council,
[10:50] ---
    then it'll be in Mineko's room.
[10:53] Yuzu
    Huh?
[10:55] Mineko
    Listen up.
[10:56] Mineko
    It's important to conduct yourself
    properly on a daily basis.
[11:00] Mineko
    That applies not only at school,
     but at home as well.
[11:04] Yuzu
    Yes.
[11:05] Mineko
    What are you thinking, dressing like that?
[11:08] Mineko
    A proper lady must always
     take care with her appearance,
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    remaining diligent so as not to
     embarrass herself at any given time.
[11:16] Mineko
    That will contribute to proper mental
    growth and a mature, healthy lifestyle.
[11:20] Mineko
    When I was young, we would—
[11:25] Mineko
    Are you listening?
[11:27] Yuzu
    I'm sorry.
[11:29] Mineko
    Teaching students to follow rules
    and receive a proper education
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    is the founding principle of this academy.
[11:35] Mineko
    Yet, here you are...
[11:39] Yuzu
    That was awful.
[11:41] Yuzu
    Mineko's crazy.
[11:46] Yuzu
    I'm glad I got it back.
[12:05] Yuzu
    Amamiya-sensei?
[12:07] Yuzu
    I'll get him to share his address!
[12:12] Yuzu
    Amamiya-sensei!
[12:27] Yuzu
    Huh?
[12:35] Yuzu
    H-Hold on a sec! That's...
[12:50] Yuzu
    Huh?
[13:05] Yuzu
    What was that?!
[13:08] Yuzu
    The student council president
    and Amamiya-sensei?
[13:11] Yuzu
    Plus...
[13:16] Yuzu
    She realized I saw them?!
[13:21] Harumi
    Hey, Yuzucchi, your phone?
[13:29] Harumi
    Was Mineko that hard on her?
[13:38] Yuzu
    I don't get what's going on.
[13:44] Yuzu
    I'm home.
SIGN    Hachiware Moving Services
[13:47] Yuzu
    What's this?
[13:49] Mama
    Yuzu!
[13:51] Mama
    Jeez, where have you been all this time?
[13:55] Yuzu
    Sorry.
[13:55] Yuzu
    Things came up, things happened, and...
[13:57] Mama
    You promised to help clean up after moving, right?
[14:00] Yuzu
    I'll still do that.
[14:05] Yuzu
    Is my new papa here already?
[14:08] Mama
    About that...
[14:10] Mama
    He said he was going to see
     the other side of the world and left!
[14:13] Yuzu
    Huh?!
[14:14] Mama
    He won't be back home for a while.
[14:17] Yuzu
    I was looking forward to seeing what
    kind of person my new papa is.
[14:21] Yuzu
    I hope you haven't fallen for a weirdo.
[14:28] Yuzu
    Isn't this a bit much?
[14:30] Mama
    Is it?
[14:31] Mama
    I figure we need this much,
    since you're a growing girl.
[14:35] Yuzu
    Mama?
[14:36] Mama
    Hmm?
[14:37] Yuzu
    Mama, are you happy now?
[14:39] Mama
    Yes, very.
[14:48] Yuzu
    I see.
[14:50] Yuzu
    That's good, then.
[14:57] Mama
    I have you with me.
[15:02] Mama
    And your papa's daughter, too.
[15:05] Mama
    I'm happy to be surrounded by my two girls.
[15:08] Yuzu
    Huh?
[15:09] Yuzu
    Two?
[15:10] Mama
    Oh, did I forget to tell you?
[15:13] Mama
    Starting today, you'll have a little sister.
[15:28] Mei
    I'm home.
[15:29] Yuzu
    Huh?!
SIGN    Aihara Mei / Yuzu / Ume
[15:36] Yuzu
    Huh?! Ow, ow!
[15:37] Yuzu
    Wh-Why on earth are you here?!
[15:40] Mei
    Nice to meet you.
[15:41] Mei
    I'm Aihara Shou's daughter, Aihara Mei.
[15:45] Mei
    I'll be in your care starting today, Mother.
[15:48] Yuzu
    No, no, she's my mama!
[15:51] Mama
    You don't need to be so formal!
[15:54] Mama
    We're family already.
[15:57] Mama
    You be nice to her too, Yuzu.
SIGN    Breakfast, Lunch (Lunchboxes)
SIGN    Mama
SIGN    Yuzu
SIGN    Snacks, Dinner, Late-Night Snacks
[16:00] Mama
    Have you been doing council work this whole time?
[16:03] Mei
    It's always like this, yes.
[16:04] Mama
    That's so noble of you.
    I bet you're hungry, right?
[16:07] Mama
    Tonight I went all-out for you, Mei-chan!
[16:10] Mei
    I'm looking forward to it.
[16:11] Mama
    Yuzu will be the big sister since
[16:13] ---
    her birthday's earlier, so that
    makes you the little sister, Mei.
[16:16] Mei
    Yes.
[16:17] Mama
    Aren't you happy to have such
    a cute little sister, Yuzu?
[16:26] Mama
    She's glaring! She's glaring at me!
[16:29] Mama
    My, but you're so shy, Mei-chan.
[16:32] Yuzu
    She's totally not! Get a clue, Mama!
[16:36] Yuzu
    Jeez, this is getting stupid.
[16:41] Mama
    Yuzu, you're eating way too fast!
[16:43] Yuzu
    I'm growing!
[16:45] Mama
    Good grief.
[16:47] Mama
    Sorry, Mei-chan.
[16:49] Mei
    It's fine.
[16:50] Mei
    Speaking of which, Mei-chan, you've been
    living with your grandfather until now, right?
[16:54] Mei
    No, I lived in my father's house.
[16:57] Mama
    Oh?
[16:59] Mama
    But Shou-san's always traveling
    around the world, isn't he?
[17:04] Yuzu
    Huh?
[17:06] Mei
    I haven't seen my father
    in nearly five years.
[17:11] Yuzu
    Wow.
[17:12] Mama
    It must have been tough
     living on your own, right?
[17:15] Mei
    No, my grandfather was kind enough
    to take care of my finances.
[17:15] Yuzu
    Then she's been living
    by herself this whole time?
[17:20] Yuzu
    Wasn't she lonely?
[17:23] Mama
    Oh.
[17:24] Mama
    Right, he's the chairman
    of your school, wasn't he?
[17:27] Mama
    He has a famous mansion
    near Rikugi-en, right?
[17:31] Yuzu
    Hmm?
[17:31] Mei
    I haven't visited my grandfather's home very often.
[17:34] Yuzu
    If she's my little sister,
[17:36] Mei
    My grandfather's always at the
    Aihara home near the academy.
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    then makes me the chairman's
    granddaughter too, doesn't it?!
[17:41] Yuzu
    I'm one of the super elite! I'm super rich!
[17:46] Yuzu
    Heh!
[17:49] Mei
    Dimwit.
[18:05] Yuzu
    Argh, I'm totally exhausted.
[18:13] Yuzu
    Suddenly telling me I'm a big sister...
[18:18] Yuzu
    She acted perfectly normal
    in front of Mama, but...
[18:23] Yuzu
    She also did that*...
[18:27] Yuzu
    She can make faces like that too, huh?
[18:36] Yuzu
    Are kisses that incredible?
[18:40] Yuzu
    Ah, jeez! Why do I keep thinking about her?!
[18:54] Yuzu
    Honestly, what's wrong with me?
[19:08] Yuzu
    Bath's open.
[19:21] Yuzu
    Wow, cute bear—
[19:28] Yuzu
    You like that kind—
[19:36] Yuzu
    Uh, I get that a bunch of stuff happened
    and now it's hard to talk to each other,
[19:43] Yuzu
    but we're stepsisters now.
[19:46] Yuzu
    It doesn't matter if it's just for show
    at first, but let's try and get along.
[19:58] Yuzu
    Ignoring me?!
[20:00] Yuzu
    If that's your plan,
    then I'll make you talk to me!
[20:06] Yuzu
    So today...
[20:08] Yuzu
    You kissed our teacher, right?
[20:11] Yuzu
    Is it okay for our student council
    president to be doing that?
[20:15] Yuzu
    Or does doing it where someone else
     might catch you make it hotter?
[20:20] Yuzu
    Was that maybe your first kiss?
[20:23] Yuzu
    I always thought kissing was more
    about sharing your feelings, or...
[20:28] Yuzu
    Hm? Huh?
[21:23] Mei
    That's what kisses are like.
[21:38] Yuzu
    That girl!
[21:43] Yuzu
    The first kiss I had always dreamed about...
[21:47] Yuzu
    What is with her?!
[21:49] Yuzu
    ...was stolen today by my*
    brand-new little sister.
[23:25] Yuzu
    Because this girl went and kissed me...
[23:27] Mei
    A child who's never kissed someone
    before shouldn't act like they know.
[23:31] Yuzu
    Because of me, she's...
[23:33] Mei
    Will you take me from grandfather's home, too?
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