11 - Chio in the Middle of the Night / Apocri!
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SIGN Chio's
SIGN School Road
SIGN Chio in the Middle of the Night
[01:31] Chio
Go, go, go!
[01:32] Chio
Hurry! Hurry!
[01:39] Chio
There it is! The safe!
[01:41] Chio
Alpha! Charlie! Make it rain bullets!
[01:43] Both
Got it.
[01:44] Chio
We'll advance toward the wall from the side.
[01:46] Chio
Delta, ready the RPG.
[01:48] Delta
Roger.
[01:50] Charlie
Now! Run!
[01:59] Chio
All right, clear!
[02:01] Chio
The next wave is coming. Stand by!
[02:03] Chio
It's here!
[02:05] Chio
RPG!
[02:09] Chio
A clean hit! Just a little more, boys!
[02:11] Delta
Take this!
SIGN Congratulations.
Now the safe's right in front of you.
[02:17] All
Woohoo! We did it!
[02:20] Delta
It's all thanks to you, Bloody Butterfly!
[02:24] Chio
No problem!
[02:28] Alpha
We're finally at the safe!
[02:31] Delta
Get the equipment out!
[02:33] Chio
And now... to finish this.
[02:42] All
Hey, a stun grenade.
[02:47] Alpha
A stun grenade?!
[02:49] Chio
The six million dollars
in the safe... is all mine!
[02:56] Charlie
You bastard! You betrayed us!
[02:58] Delta
I'll kill you!
[03:01] Chio
Say what you want!
[03:24] Mom
Chio! Have you been up
playing all night again?!
[03:29] Mom
Huh?
[03:39] Chio
What the heck, Mom?
[03:42] Mom
You left the light on again!
[03:45] Mom
You can't get good sleep with lights on.
[03:47] Mom
I won't come wake you up if you oversleep!
[03:52] Chio
You're the one who's keeping me up.
[03:56] Mom
Honestly... I don't know how
to turn off your computer,
[04:00] Mom
so you need to turn it off
before going to bed!
[04:02] Chio
Now she's just being a sore loser,
still trying to lecture me...
[04:02] Mom
You always tell me not to touch your
things, but you never do it yourself.
[04:05] Chio
I win.
[04:06] Mom
I told you, we're trying to
cut our electricity bill.
[04:09] Mom
You'd better get up yourself tomorrow!
[04:11] Mom
I'm not waking you up!
[04:23] Chio
Shit! Shit! I'm pretty sure
I blasted them all away,
[04:27] Chio
but if any of them survived,
[04:29] Chio
they've probably beaten the crap out of me!
SIGN "Your comrades are dead. The money's all yours."
SIGN Base points Bonus points Kill points
[04:47] Chio
I got six million dollars!
[04:55] Chio
That was probably the most epic game
[04:57] Chio
I've ever played in my
whole online gaming career!
SIGN Base points Bonus points Kill points
[04:59] Chio
I'm just gonna take the money and run.
[05:03] Chio
There we go...
[05:06] Chio
Ready, and...
[05:08] Chio
Goodnight!
[05:27] Chio
Shit... I can't sleep.
[05:29] Chio
I never thought it'd go that perfectly.
[05:32] Chio
Just thinking about those
dumb bastards I betrayed
[05:35] Chio
shaking in anger under
the same night sky as me...
[05:41] Chio
Sh-Shit... I can't stop laughing.
SIGN dollars
SIGN 716,580,000 yen
[05:54] Chio
710,000,000 yen.
[05:57] Chio
I'm pretty rich now.
[06:00] Chio
I'm not entirely sure, but...
as rich as this manga artist, maybe?
[06:04] Chio
Wait a sec.
[06:06] Chio
If I really do have what
it takes to be a gangster
[06:09] Chio
and could actually obtain
this much money in reality...
[06:12] Chio
All my worries about my commute
would be gone in an instant.
SIGN Bank robberies Japan How to
SIGN Is it possible to commit bank robberies in this country? Best Answer It is not. Most transactions with bank tellers are now automated, and banks usually only have a few million yen on site. If there were someone planning to try to rob a bank in this country, they'd have to be an idiot corrupted by movies or video games.
[06:21] Chio
"Is it possible to commit bank
robberies in this country?"
[06:26] Chio
"It is not. Most transactions with
bank tellers are now automated,
[06:29] Chio
and banks usually only have
a few million yen on site.
[06:32] Chio
If there were someone planning to
try to rob a bank in this country,
[06:35] Chio
they'd have to be an idiot corrupted
by movies or video games."
[06:37] Chio
Idiot... Idiot... Idiot...
[06:37] [SONG] Sign
Idiot corrupted by movies or video games
[06:40] Chio
I see... So it's possible to do things in games
that are impossible IRL, not vice versa...
[06:49] Chio
But then...
[06:51] Chio
Why are there still wars when
we have war video games?
[06:56] Chio
I just don't get it...
[07:03] Chio
I fell asleep...
[07:06] Chio
What time is it?
[07:08] Chio
Uh... I'm looking at it upside-down...
[07:12] Chio
If I flip that around...
[07:16] Chio
8 AM?!
[07:18] Chio
Shit! Shit! Shit! Oh, shit!
[07:21] Chio
But I'm still okay, as long as I don't
run into trouble on my way to school!
[07:24] Chio
I'll get there in plenty of time...
[07:31] Chio
It's 4 AM, damn it!
[07:33] Mom
Chio! What on Earth are you doing?!
[07:35] Chio
Huh?!
[07:36] Chio
W-Well... There was a cockroach...
[07:40] Mom
Then why are you changing?
[07:42] Chio
Ah...
[07:44] Chio
I'm psyching myself up by
transforming... or something?
[07:47] Mom
Chio...
[07:49] Mom
Are you honestly okay?
[07:51] Chio
Crap, she's serious.
[07:53] Mom
Why don't you stay home today
so I can take you to the hospital?
[07:56] Chio
I'm totally fine, okay?
[07:58] Mom
Are you sure you don't need
to go to the hospital?
[08:00] Chio
I'm fine! I'm totally fine!
[08:07] Chio
Now I've done it!
[08:09] Chio
Shit... I can't believe I misread the clock!
[08:13] Chio
But now I've got a huge problem on my hands.
[08:17] Chio
And that's... to sleep or not to sleep?
SIGN To sleep or not to sleep?
SIGN Depth of sleep
SIGN Length of sleep
[08:21] Chio
I'm completely awake now
after freaking out like that,
[08:24] Chio
so if I try to sleep now, I'll have to wake up
right when I get to my deep sleep stage.
[08:28] Chio
I have a really hard time waking
up to the sound of alarms.
[08:29] Gamer
This is Bravo 1! Someone come in! Someone!
[08:31] Chio
There are times when I fall asleep during
shootouts in a game and don't wake up.
[08:36] Mom
Nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag...
[08:36] Chio
The way she was going on,
Mom probably really won't wake me up...
SIGN Yeah,
yeah...
[08:40] Chio
I need to consider the worst case
scenario in this situation...
SIGN If I sleep
[08:45] Chio
Crap! I totally overslept!
[08:48] Chio
Oh, hey. What's up?
[08:50] Yuki
Oh, so you didn't take the
day off from school today.
[08:54] Guy a
Do you think it could be...
[08:55] Chio
The suspicion that something's
up with the kid who comes
[08:56] Guy b
Nah, maybe she's sick?
[08:57] Chio
to school in the afternoon really sucks.
SIGN If I don't sleep
[09:01] Chio
Yeah, I didn't get any sleep at all.
[09:04] Yuki
Really? Don't you feel exhausted, then?
[09:07] Chio
No, actually, my body... feels really light!
[09:12] Chio
Just kidding...
[09:15] Chio
Either way, I'd rather
not stand out in class.
[09:18] Chio
My peaceful school life could be
ruined by these little occurrences.
[09:25] Chio
What should I do?
SIGN Chio-chan AM 4:22 Subject: Tomorrow Let's meet up at the shrine tomorrow. The same time as usual. Make sure you're not late.
[09:43] Chio
Let's meet up at the shrine tomorrow.
[09:46] Chio
The same time as usual.
Make sure you're not late.
[09:49] Manana
She didn't have to add that at
the end. I've never been late.
SIGN Chio-chan
SIGN Subject: Tomorrow
[09:54] Manana
Whoa, she sent this at 4:30 AM...
[09:56] Manana
Why the hell would she send it at that hour?
[09:59] Manana
She must've been playing games again.
[10:01] Manana
Did she even sleep?
[10:05] Manana
It's rare for Chio-chan
to show up before me...
[10:18] Manana
Please, by some miracle...
[10:20] Manana
Don't let this weirdo be my best friend...
[10:37] Manana
You finally woke up!
[10:39] Manana
Morning, Chio-chan.
[10:42] Chio
Man, I slept so well.
[10:45] Chio
My plan to have you wake me up was a success.
[10:48] Manana
Were you really sleeping this
whole time under that thing?
[10:51] Manana
You stood out like a sore thumb.
[10:54] Chio
The game I was playing gave me the idea.
[10:56] Chio
It doesn't matter in the end, as long
as people don't find out who I am.
[11:01] Chio
Huh?
[11:01] Manana
What's wrong?
[11:03] Chio
My head's starting to throb...
[11:05] Chio
Ow! What the hell?!
Ow, ow! It hurts so much!
[11:09] Manana
It's probably from lack of sleep.
[11:11] Chio
Seriously? Man, staying up all night sucks.
[11:15] Chio
Ow...
[11:16] Manana
Right?
[11:17] Chio
Ow, ow, ow...
[11:17] Manana
Right. It doesn't matter in the end,
as long as people don't find out...
[11:19] Chio
What is this?
[11:22] Manana
As long as they don't find out...
[11:23] (Flashback) Manana
Wake up. Chio-chan. It's morning.
[11:26] Manana
As long as they don't find out.
[11:27] (Flashback) Manana
Wake up, you bastard.
SIGN Chio's
SIGN School Road
[11:31] chio
Chio's School Road!
[11:34] Chio
Okay, fine.
[11:37] Chio
What would you do if you had 700 million yen?
[11:39] Manana
What? 700 million yen?
[11:41] Chio
Yeah, I made that much yesterday.
[11:42] Goto
Shinozuka.
[11:42] Chio
What're you talking about?
[11:43] Momo
Yes, sir?
[11:43] Chio
I got it in my game.
[11:44] Goto
What would you do if you
received 700 million yen?
[11:44] Chio
Of course...
[11:47] Momo
Huh? W-Well, um, I...
[11:50] Momo
To say I'd put it in savings would be cliché.
I don't want him to think I'm dull...
[11:54] Momo
I-I need to come up with something funny...
[11:56] Momo
U-Um...
[11:58] Momo
I-I'd pay my taxes.
[12:00] Momo
God, I'm such an idiot!
[12:04] Goto
If the local government's budget increased,
[12:06] Goto
I think everyone would be better off.
[12:08] Goto
Just the answer I'd expect from you.
[12:10] Momo
Right!
SIGN Apocri!
SIGN We want to know more!! Before summer arrives
SIGN A special on summer smells
[12:15] Lady
Now, for our special this week,
[12:17] Lady
we'll be covering the troubling
issue of body odor!
[12:19] Manana
Odor, huh? Has nothing to do with m—
[12:23] Lady
Did you know?
[12:24] Lady
There are many times
SIGN You might have BO, too
[12:25] [SONG] Sign
Haven't noticed personally
[12:25] [SONG] Sign
Have noticed personally
SIGN Other
[12:25] Lady
when you don't even notice your own BO.
[12:29] Lady
Oh, no!
[12:32] Lady
Many think that BO only affects men,
[12:35] Lady
but actually, more and more
women are being affected by it.
[12:38] Lady
I'm sure many of us plan to wear
lighter clothing this season.
[12:42] Lady
There are some pitfalls
that women might fall into,
[12:45] Lady
despite how hard they
work to avoid UV rays...
[12:53] Manana
Say, Chio-chan...
[12:56] Manana
Do I... ever smell bad?
[13:00] Chio
Huh? Well, if I had to choose,
I'd say you are pretty fishy...
[13:03] Manana
That's not what I meant!
[13:05] Manana
They were talking about
BO on TV yesterday...
[13:08] Manana
And you can't really tell yourself.
[13:11] Manana
So could you... check for me?
[13:15] Chio
Huh?
[13:16] Chio
No, no. You're fine. Really.
[13:18] Manana
Come on!
[13:19] Manana
Please!
[13:20] Chio
What?
[13:22] Chio
Fine, then...
[13:26] Manana
W-Well?
[13:28] Chio
Yeah, you don't smell.
[13:31] Manana
Thank goodness! I was so
worried, I couldn't sleep!
[13:36] Chio
Well, I mean, humans are animals, too.
[13:38] Chio
I think you're just worrying too much.
[13:40] Manana
I see.
[13:41] Chio
By the way—
[13:43] Manana
Okay, let me smell you now.
[13:44] Chio
No way! Somehow I knew that was coming!
[13:48] Manana
You know... For science.
[13:50] Chio
No! No way! It's embarrassing!
[13:52] Manana
Well, I was embarrassed, too!
[13:54] Chio
But you asked me to do it!
[13:56] Manana
Don't worry...
[13:57] Manana
I'm just checking.
[13:59] Chio
No way! Now I'm getting really nervous!
[14:07] Chio
Hey! What the hell was that technique?!
[14:08] Manana
Now you can't move.
[14:10] Chio
Stop it!
[14:20] Manana
What... was that overpowering beastly odor?
[14:23] Manana
My nose is still on my face... right?
[14:28] Chio
So... How was it?
[14:31] Manana
Huh?!
[14:32] Manana
Um... It was completely... normal.
[14:35] Chio
Oh, thank goodness!
[14:37] Manana
I-I can't tell her it was a smell that
nearly ripped my nose off my face...
[14:42] Manana
To think that Chio-chan
had such an ability...
[14:45] Manana
I had no idea.
[14:47] Manana
Why hadn't I realized it until now?
[14:50] Manana
I get it!
[14:52] Manana
We've always been together
ever since we were little,
[14:55] Manana
so my nose must've eventually
gotten used to it...
[14:58] Chio
Manana?
[15:00] Manana
I finally understand everything...
[15:02] Manana
including the reason Chio-chan became so
obsessed with being less than average.
[15:06] Manana
The reason that Chio-chan became so
withdrawn without even realizing it...
[15:07] Guy
Hey, let's have a party!
[15:09] Chio
I want to go, too.
[15:11] Girl
Yeah, so we'll be canceling that...
[15:13] Manana
...must be because she was hurt over
and over because of her condition.
[15:14] Chio
Huh?!
[15:16] Chio
But why?!
[15:19] Manana
Chio-chan, I'm so sorry...
that I hadn't noticed until now...
[15:25] Chio
Manana?
[15:27] Manana
This whole time...
[15:28] Manana
This whole time...
[15:31] Manana
I've been with you this whole time...
[15:33] Manana
Chio-chan, this is for you.
[15:36] Chio
Huh? What, why? I can really have it?
[15:38] Chio
I was just getting thirsty!
[15:41] Manana
Hang on a second.
[15:43] Manana
The fact that we've been together
this whole time would mean..
[15:47] Manana
that it affects me, too, right?
[15:51] Manana
Come to think of it, there was...
[15:54] (Flashback) Makiyama
Oh, cut it out, Makiyama-kun!
[15:54] Manana
Makiyama-kun, the boy in our
class that I got close to...
[15:56] (Flashback) Makiyama
Well, it's true.
[15:58] Manana
I was positive that he had feelings for me...
[16:01] Manana
But next thing I knew, he was going
out with some plain-as-hell girl.
[16:01] Manana
Oh, cut it out, Makiyama-kun!
[16:03] ---
Okay, maybe next time.
[16:05] Manana
I knew that I was his first choice...
[16:10] (Flashback) Makiyama
Sorry... I have someone else that I like.
[16:14] (Flashback) Girl
Nonomura-san from our class?
[16:16] (Flashback) Girl
I-I see...
[16:18] (Flashback) Girl
I guess you don't know, Makiyama-kun...
[16:21] (Flashback) Makiyama
Huh?
[16:22] (Flashback) Girl
Well, you see...
[16:24] (Flashback) Girl
She's best friends with Wild Game.
[16:27] (Flashback) Makiyama
W-Wild Game? You mean that girl with
the glasses and the wild animal BO?
[16:31] (Flashback) Girl
Yup. They're BFFs. All the girls know...
[16:36] (Flashback) Girl
that if you hang out with Nonomura,
[16:38] (Flashback) Girl
you might get it, too.
[16:41] (Flashback) Girl
That wild game stench...
[16:46] (Flashback) Makiyama
Man, that was close!
[16:48] (Flashback) Makiyama
I totally almost fell for her! Thanks, man!
[16:51] (Flashback) Girl
Oh, it was nothing! I was just
worried about you, Makiyama-kun!
[16:57] Manana
Chi...o...cha...n...
[17:00] Chio
Manana?! What the hell is
going on with your emotions?!
[17:03] Chio
Hey, Manana!
[17:04] Manana
Because of Chio—I mean, Wild Game...
[17:05] ---
What's wrong? Have you gone crazy?
[17:06] Manana
My normie life was... But... But...
[17:07] ---
Don't do it! Don't go crazy!
[17:11] Manana
But!
[17:12] Chio
What the hell's wrong with you?
[17:14] Chio
You're fine, Manana! You don't smell!
[17:17] Manana
That's not it!
[17:19] Manana
It's you, Wild Game.
[17:22] Manana
Thinking about what you've been through...
[17:25] Manana
and what you're going to go through...
[17:31] Manana
Ah... You reek.
[17:35] Manana
But still, I... I...
[17:40] Manana
I love you, Wild Game!
[17:47] Chio
Uh... Wild game is like...
meat from wild animals, right?
[17:53] Chio
The hell?
[17:54] Chio
Does she think eating smelly
meat will make her stink, too?
[17:58] Chio
Is she dumb?
[18:00] Manana
I've made up my mind.
[18:03] Manana
I'll stick with you for life, Wild Game.
[18:05] Chio
Huh? Is she going to become
a hunter or something?
[18:08] Manana
I'll always...
[18:09] Manana
be by your side!
[18:11] Manana
Let's continue being a burden
[18:14] Manana
to society together!
[18:17] Chio
Hello? Yuki-chan?
[18:19] Chio
Sorry to call you out of the blue.
Yeah, Manana's acting weird.
[18:23] Chio
Could you come by?
[18:24] Manana
You called Yuki-san?
[18:25] Chio
Yeah...
[18:26] Manana
That's perfect, actually.
For a brutal truth like this...
[18:26] Manana
I mean, I know she's always weird,
but this is beyond explanation.
[18:30] ---
Like, something's really wrong with her.
I seriously can't even explain it!
[18:30] Manana
It's best to have someone
sincere and honest tell you.
[18:35] Chio
Yeah...
[18:35] Manana
The day of reckoning is nigh!
[18:38] Chio
Uh... Yeah. Please hurry.
[18:42] Yuki
Sorry to keep you waiting!
[18:44] Chio
You're so fast, Yuki-chan!
[18:46] Manana
So you've come!
[18:48] Manana
But that girl... is just a smiling reaper.
[18:48] Yuki
Not at all!
[18:55] Manana
I'm glad you could make it,
Death Scythe Hosokawa.
[18:59] Chio
See?
[19:00] Yuki
You're right...
[19:01] Manana
Yuki-san, there's something
that I need you to confirm.
[19:05] Manana
And I need you to be completely honest.
[19:09] Yuki
Yeah! You don't smell at all!
[19:12] Chio
Huh?
[19:13] Chio
What the hell?
[19:15] Manana
Huh?! You don't have to be
nice, Yuki-san! Be honest!
[19:19] Yuki
I am, though! I can't lie!
[19:23] Manana
Then let me smell!
[19:25] Chio
What?!
[19:31] Manana
She's right! You don't stink!
[19:33] Chio
No, I don't!
[19:34] Manana
But I could've sworn I smelled some
tremendous beastly smell earlier...
[19:39] Chio
Actually, now that you mention it...
[19:46] Chio
It reeks! What the hell?!
[19:49] Chio
My nose is still on my face, right?
[19:51] Chio
Why is it just here?
[19:55] Chio
Come to think of it,
when I left the house today...
[19:58] (Flashback) Chio
There, there, good boy.
You're so full of energy again.
[20:03] (Flashback) Chio
Hey, stop it. I'm ticklish there.
[20:07] Chio
It must be Chop's saliva.
[20:09] Yuki
Do doggies' mouths smell that bad?
[20:10] Manana
I see.
[20:12] Manana
It's all because of her dog.
Chio-chan doesn't actually smell.
[20:12] Chio
Well, my dog's teeth are really bad.
[20:17] Manana
Thank goodness. Wild Game didn't
actually exist in this world.
[20:23] Manana
Then why...
[20:25] Manana
didn't Makiyama-kun choose me?!
[20:28] Chio
I'm gonna go to the bathroom in
the convenience store to wipe it off.
[20:30] Yuki
Okay!
[20:33] Manana
S-Say... Do you know
Makiyama-kun from our class?
[20:37] Yuki
Oh, you mean Kensuke-kun.
[20:39] Manana
Oh, you're on a first-name basis...
[20:42] Manana
I-It seems like he got
a girlfriend recently...
[20:46] Manana
I was... sort of going for him.
[20:51] Yuki
Really?
[20:52] Yuki
Oh, but you haven't actually
asked him out, right?
[20:55] Manana
Huh? Right...
[20:57] Yuki
Thank goodness!
[20:59] Yuki
You see, Kensuke-kun only likes pretty girls.
[21:04] Manana
You don't say...
[21:06] Manana
Ah...
[21:07] Manana
Death Scythe Hosokawa...
[21:09] Manana
You truly are a cruel angel...
[21:11] Chio
I'm back!
[21:14] Manana
I see.
[21:16] Manana
Since Makiyama-kun only likes pretty
girls, I didn't stand a chance!
[21:21] Manana
Thank goodness I didn't get hurt!
[21:28] Yuki
Sniff, sniff, sniff, whiff, whiff, whiff.
SIGN Chio's
SIGN School Road
[21:30] Yuki
Ah, what a lovely scent.
[21:33] Manana
What do you smell like, Momo-senpai?
[21:36] Chio
Yeah!
[21:37] Manana
Yeah!
[21:39] Momo
Where did that come from?
[21:40] Manana
Sensei, you always have a
girl standing next to you.
[21:43] Manana
I hope you're mindful of how you smell.
[21:47] Momo
Oh, but...
[21:48] Momo
I don't mind the smell of
a hard-working older man...
[21:55] Goto
Older man?
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[23:28] manana
Next time on Chio's School Road...
[23:30] chio
Really?!
[23:30] manana
"Just One Masterful Method"...
[23:31] chio
What?
[23:32] manana
...and "Yuki-chan Bares It All."
[23:35] manana
Look forward to it!
[23:36] all
La, la, la, the last episode!
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