6 - Everyone's Own Path / Chio-chan Eludes

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SIGN    Chio's
SIGN    School Road
SIGN    Everyone's Own Path
[01:36] Chio
    Manana, did you see the message
    from Hosokawa-san?
[01:38] Mana
    Ah...
[01:40] Mana
    The one about the captain of
    the Kabaddi Club being missing?
[01:40] [SONG] Sign
    Received Messages
    From: Hosokawa-san
    To: Me
    Subject: I'm worried...
    Kushitori-senpai from the Kabaddi Club
    hasn't shown up to school or her dorm...
    Have you heard anything?
    Her family doesn't seem to be very worried...
[01:43] Chio
    Yeah, that.
[01:44] Chio
    I wonder if she got caught
    up in some kind of incident.
[01:46] Mana
    Uh, I don't know about that...
[01:49] Mana
    What's that?
[01:50] Mana
    Some kind of quadruped?
[01:56] Chio
    Did you find a Samoyed?
[02:02] Both
    Senpai located.
SIGN    Senpai Located
[02:10] Madoka
    Not yet...
[02:12] Chio
    Hey, she's doing something.
[02:13] Mana
    Shh!
[02:15] Madoka
    One more set!
[02:16] Madoka
    Kabaddi!
[02:18] Madoka
    Kabaddi! Kabaddi, kabaddi, kabaddi!
[02:28] Madoka
    This... This tackle just won't do...
[02:33] Madoka
    One more kaba!
[02:35] Madoka
    Kabaddi, kabaddi, kabaddi,
    kabaddi, kabaddi, kabaddi...
[02:37] mana
    What is she doing?
[02:39] Madoka
    Kabaddi, kabaddi, kabaddi...
    Kabaddi, kabaddi, kabaddi...
[02:43] Chio
    Don't tell me...
[02:44] Madoka
    Kabaddi, kabaddi, kabaddi...
    Kabaddi, kabaddi, kabaddi...
[02:45] Chio
    She's been here the whole time?
[02:47] Old
    How are things going?
[02:50] Madoka
    Master!
[02:51] Both
    Master?!
[02:52] Old
    I got some water from the stream.
[03:05] Old
    I guess it's been about a
    week since you arrived.
[03:09] Old
    You look like you've
    gotten used to life here.
[03:12] Madoka
    Yes, all thanks to you.
[03:14] Madoka
    I was excited about training in the mountains,
[03:17] Madoka
    but I didn't expect that I wouldn't
    be able to find any food.
[03:20] Madoka
    And I didn't expect to run into
    someone else this deep in the woods.
[03:26] Chio
    Uh... This is just a neighborhood park...
[03:30] Old
    Are you sure you don't need to go to school?
[03:33] Madoka
    Yes. I'm not going back until
    I perfect my technique.
[03:37] Madoka
    I have someone... that I must defeat.
[03:41] Manana
    Could she be talking about...
[03:43] Chio
    Huh?
[03:44] Manana
    Is this because she lost to you in kabaddi?
[03:47] Chio
    Oh, no way.
[03:50] Chio
    I mean, we settled the
    score completely amicably.
[03:55] Madoka
    I'll get you someday...
[04:02] Chio
    Is that... me?
[04:04] Manana
    Well, anyway, we've found her now,
[04:06] Manana
    so we're gonna have to convince
    her to come back to school.
[04:09] Madoka
    Kabaddi, kabaddi, kabaddi...
[04:09] Manana
    I'm sure Hosokawa-san is worried.
[04:12] Chio
    But it doesn't look like she's going
    to stop prac— Hey, she kicked me.
[04:13] Madoka
    Kabaddi, kabaddi, kabaddi!
[04:16] Chio
    I think things might get
    complicated if I go, so...
[04:21] Chio
    Manana...
[04:22] Manana
    Huh?
[04:22] Chio
    Go say something to cheer her up!
[04:24] Manana
    Chio-chan?!
[04:25] Chio
    Ignition on.
[04:26] Chio
    Manana Rocket, fire!
[04:33] Madoka
    Nonomura...
[04:34] Manana
    Senpai, I finally found you!
[04:36] Manana
    I just happened to overhear.
[04:38] Manana
    If you're troubled, um, uh...
[04:41] Manana
    Er, um...
[04:42] Manana
    Say something to cheer her up...
[04:45] Manana
    I don't think you need to get so serious
    about an obscure sport like kabaddi.
[04:52] Manana
    Right?
[04:55] Chio
    The hell did she just say?!
[05:00] Old
    I think she's trying to make you feel better.
[05:04] Old
    You've got an interesting underclassman.
[05:07] Old
    Hey, Kushitori?
[05:10] Madoka
    It's been one whole week since I've seen...
[05:15] Madoka
    Since I've seen...
[05:18] Madoka
    Drool...
[05:20] Manana
    Kushitori-senpai?
[05:21] Old
    You've sure got it rough.
[05:24] Manana
    Uh, no, I'm fine...
[05:27] Madoka
    I almost lost consciousness there.
[05:30] Madoka
    These feelings... Not good...
    This isn't good.
[05:33] Old
    You like lizards?
[05:38] Manana
    Huh? Senpai?
[05:39] Madoka
    S-Stay back!
[05:41] Madoka
    Let go of worldly desires!
[05:43] Madoka
    I came here to rid myself of wicked thoughts...
[05:47] Madoka
    So that I could truly devote
    myself to kabaddi...
[05:51] Madoka
    I should be fine, as long as I don't look...
[05:53] Madoka
    I'm... I'm... going to grasp
    it... with this hand!
[05:59] Madoka
    Grasp... with this hand...
[06:02] Madoka
    Grasp...
[06:04] Madoka
    Grasp...
[06:09] Chio
    When they catch you, go like this!
[06:10] ---
    Grasp...
[06:11] Chio
    Make them lose their balance!
[06:12] Madoka
    Grasp...
[06:14] (Flashback) Madoka
    I'm not letting go!
[06:15] Madoka
    Grasp...
[06:16] Chio
    Hosokawa-san is coming at me as straight
    and narrow as her personality is.
[06:19] Madoka
    Grasp...
[06:19] (Flashback) Chio
    Kabaddi!
[06:21] Chio
    To get her to let go
    of me, I need to do this!
[06:22] Madoka
    Grasp...
[06:27] Madoka
    Grasp!
[06:31] Madoka
    Grasp...
[06:34] Madoka
    Grasp...
[06:35] (Flashback) Yuki
    Um... Kushitori-senpai?
[06:37] (Flashback) Yuki
    Um...
[06:37] Madoka
    Grasp!
[06:39] (Flashback) Mado
    Huh?
[06:39] (Flashback) Yuki
    Senpai? Miyamo-san is leaving!
[06:42] (Flashback) Mado
    Huh?
[06:43] (Flashback) Yuki
    Kushitori-senpai!
    Your hand, your hand, your hand!
[06:46] Madoka
    Back then...
[06:49] Madoka
    when I grasped Yuki-chan's ass...
[06:52] Madoka
    it felt so wonderful!
[06:54] Manana
    Senpai?!
[06:57] Madoka
    Oh, no!
[06:59] Madoka
    N-No!
[07:02] Madoka
    No!
[07:05] Madoka
    No!
[07:08] Madoka
    I can't...
[07:11] Madoka
    D-Don't...
[07:15] ---
    No! N...
[07:19] Manana
    What? What the hell?!
[07:20] Madoka
    I'm not... playing kabaddi...
[07:23] Madoka
    so that I can touch girls...
[07:32] Old
    I see. I think I get what's going on here.
[07:36] Madoka
    Master...
[07:38] Old
    Let me tell you a little story.
[07:40] Old
    Believe it or not, about twenty years ago,
[07:43] Old
    I was a somewhat well-known
    corporate warrior.
[07:47] Old
    But I began to wear myself out
    as one of the company cogs.
[07:48] (Flashback) Background
    Oh, yes...
[07:51] (Flashback) Background
    I'm terribly sorry...
[07:52] Old
    I had money, but my soul was withering away,
[07:56] Old
    and I was at my wit's end.
[07:58] Old
    Then, one morning...
[08:00] Old
    I came across some
    high school girls on the train.
[08:04] Old
    They were both so full of energy...
[08:08] Old
    I almost felt as though some of
    their energy was rubbing off on me.
[08:12] (Flashback) Girl
    See you later.
[08:13] (Flashback) Girl 2
    Bye.
[08:14] Old
    So...
[08:19] Old
    I just... I just wanted her
    to share a little more...
[08:23] Old
    Just a tiny bit... Just enough...
[08:27] Old
    to help me get through that day.
[08:30] ---
    Just a tiny bit... of her energy...
[08:39] Old
    And then, I lost everything, so I came here.
[08:43] Madoka
    I had no idea...
[08:45] Old
    Kushitori, I envy you...
[08:50] Old
    Listen well.
[08:52] Old
    It's the special privilege of a high school girl
    to be able to touch other high school girls.
[08:57] Old
    What are your true feelings, Kushitori?
[09:02] Madoka
    My...
[09:04] Madoka
    My...
[09:06] Madoka
    I...
[09:09] Madoka
    Master...
[09:16] Madoka
    I want...
[09:19] Madoka
    to grope some asses...
[09:22] Voice
    Three points.
[09:25] Chio
    Um... I couldn't really hear
    what they were saying,
[09:30] Chio
    but it looks like it's all worked out?
[09:32] Chio
    Good job, Manana.
[09:34] Chio
    I guess I'll contact Hosokawa-san...
    and take all the credit.
[09:39] Chio
    Considering how big this incident was,
    I should score major points.
[09:45] Old
    Well said. So how about it?
[09:47] Old
    Now that you've reaffirmed your own feelings,
[09:50] Old
    haven't you gained a new perspective?
[09:53] Manana
    Uh, could someone explain what's going on?
[09:57] Madoka
    What... is this feeling?
[09:59] Madoka
    I can feel it... on a molecular level...
[10:02] Madoka
    This feeling that makes my blood boil...
[10:12] Chio
    Huh?
[10:12] Madoka
    I now... fully understand!
[10:18] Madoka
    I have discovered that the
    Way of Kaba is to grope!
SIGN    I have discovered that the Way of Kaba is to grope
[10:26] Old
    Looks like she's found her own Way of Kaba.
[10:30] Manana
    Way of Kaba?
[10:31] Madoka
    Master and Nonomura...
[10:36] Madoka
    You two have truly opened my eyes.
[10:38] Manana
    Wait, me?
[10:40] Madoka
    I think I can truly see...
    the secret technique of kabaddi now.
[10:45] Madoka
    Nonomura.
[10:46] Manana
    Yes?
[10:47] Madoka
    Will you accept my technique?
[10:49] Manana
    Huh?!
[10:50] Manana
    No, um... no, no, no...
[10:50] Madoka
    I promise I won't hurt you,
    but I want to try it.
[10:53] Madoka
    Here I come!
[10:56] Manana
    Miyamo-san is hiding right over there!
[11:00] Chio
    Traitor!
[11:05] Chio
    Huh? This doesn't hurt at all.
[11:08] Chio
    Actually, it feels like I'm
    wrapped in a down comforter...
[11:13] Master
    Well, isn't that something?
[11:16] Madoka
    I've perfected it... The ultimate tackle.
[11:19] Madoka
    Miyamo! It's been so long!
[11:20] Chio
    U-Um, Kushitori-senpai?
[11:22] Chio
    Could you forgive me
    for that match already?
[11:23] Madoka
    It matters not!
[11:25] Madoka
    Right now, I'm just going
    to grope your ass.
[11:26] Chio
    No!
[11:28] Chio
    Senpai! Please put me down!
[11:30] Madoka
    No.
[11:32] Madoka
    Ah...
[11:34] Madoka
    With every grope,
[11:36] Madoka
    I feel as though I'm breathing
    in the purest mountain air.
[11:42] Madoka
    I want to play kabaddi...
[11:45] Madoka
    I want to feel the shape of
    every female kabaddi player's ass...
[11:51] Old
    What a beautiful sight...
[11:55] Chio
    There has to be a way out of this...
[11:58] Chio
    I know! It should be about time—
[11:59] Yuki
    Kushitori-senpai!
[12:02] Yuki
    You really are here!
    Miyamo-san messaged me...
[12:06] Madoka
    Yuki-chan...
[12:07] Yuki
    Wait, what are you doing?
[12:10] Madoka
    Oh, Yuki-chan, this is just...
[12:12] Chio
    Come to think of it,
[12:13] Chio
    since there's a track meet
    coming up, Hosokawa-san's body
[12:17] Chio
    should be in perfect shape right about now!
[12:20] Madoka
    Perfect... shape...
[12:25] Yuki
    Senpai?!
[12:39] Chio
    If anyone can outrun her, Hosokawa-san can.
[12:41] Chio
    Now, all that's left is...
[12:42] Chio
    Manana!
[12:46] Chio
    Now I'm gonna grope your ass!
[12:49] Old
    No matter the era,
[12:51] Old
    they're always so energetic,
    radiant, and full of passion.
[12:54] Old
    I feel as though I've regained
    those feelings I lost so long ago.
[13:04] Old
    High school girls are the best, damn it!
SIGN    Chio's
SIGN    School Road
[13:10] Old
    Chio's School Road.
[13:14] Yuki
    I can't believe you made me a scapegoat...
    You're so mean, Miyamo-san.
[13:17] Manana
    I know, right? That was so awful!
[13:20] Chio
    I'm sorry, Hosokawa-san!
    I didn't know what else to do!
[13:24] Yuki
    Well, I guess I forgive you. Playing tag
    with Kushitori-senpai was pretty fun.
[13:29] Manana
    Huh?
[13:31] Chio
    I'm usually with Manana, and it's
    not like she ever apologizes,
[13:34] Chio
    so I don't know what to say
    in situations like these!
[13:34] ---
    Th-Th... Th... Th-Thank—
SIGN    Chio-chan Eludes
[13:42] Chio
    Man, that new game was so worth it!
[13:45] Chio
    Definitely worth the 3-year wait!
[13:49] Chio
    Infiltrating the base as an enemy spy
    and eliminating a terrorist group,
[13:54] Chio
    I successfully saved America.
[13:57] Chio
    But man, overseas games sure like scenarios
    where they're saving their own country.
[14:02] Chio
    Let's see... It's supposed to
    be the direction the sun rises,
[14:05] Chio
    so I think east is that way.
[14:08] Chio
    You'd better thank me, America!
[14:11] Chio
    But in all honesty,
[14:14] Chio
    my commute to school after playing
    a game always gets me on edge...
[14:19] Chio
    Especially the corners!
[14:20] Chio
    I mean, if there are enemies
    on both sides, I'll be surrounded.
[14:24] Chio
    I can't help but be on edge...
[14:27] Mom
    Huh?
[14:35] Chio
    No enemies.
[14:36] Chio
    And then, I'll swiftly turn...
[14:39] Chio
    Don't let your guard down...
    Don't let your guard down.
[14:43] Chio
    Okay.
[14:51] Chio
    All clear.
[14:52] Chio
    Come in. The path is clear.
[14:57] Mom
    So... um...
[15:00] Mom
    Takkun, make sure you always look both
    ways just like that young lady did.
[15:05] Takkun
    Okay!
[15:11] Chio
    Hey, that's... Manana.
[15:13] Chio
    Hey!
[15:14] Chio
    Hold on a sec.
[15:16] Chio
    This terrain... It's almost like...
[15:18] Chio
    the one narrow path you
    get in infiltration games!
[15:22] Chio
    The enemy hasn't noticed me yet. This is...
[15:27] Chio
    Manana!
[15:30] Manana
    Huh? I could've sworn I
    just heard Chio-chan...
[15:36] Chio
    I'm right here!
[15:39] Chio
    Just you wait, Manana.
[15:41] Chio
    I'm going to get closer...
[15:45] Chio
    and just like in the game...
[15:46] Chio
    I'll surprise her!
SIGN    Boo!
[15:48] Chio
    I can't wait to see the
    surprised look on her face!
[15:53] Manana
    Was I just hearing things?
[15:59] Chio
    Huh?
[16:00] Chio
    This is a lot harder than I thought!
[16:05] Chio
    Whoa! That looks like it'd
    come up to my waist!
[16:09] Manana
    Well, whatever.
[16:10] Chio
    Crap! I can't go further like in the game!
[16:13] Chio
    I-I'm going to fall!
[16:15] Chio
    If I fall from here, I might not
    get hurt, but I'll be soaked.
SIGN    Slosh
[16:20] Chio
    And if my bag gets wet,
    my textbooks will get all wrinkly!
[16:23] Chio
    That must not happen!
[16:25] Chio
    While I still have a grip, I need to
    give up on moving sideways, and...
[16:29] Chio
    Actually, this fence looks
    awkwardly hard to scale...
[16:36] [SONG] Sign
    Finished
[16:38] Chio
    M-Manana...
SIGN    Gyaaanana
SIGN    Huh? What?
SIGN    Could this be...
SIGN    Heeeeee
[16:42] Manana
    C-Could this be... a ghost?!
SIGN    lllllllp
SIGN    Meeee
SIGN    eeeeee
[16:47] Manana
    What? You wanna curse me?
[16:50] Manana
    You hate this world, right?
[16:52] Manana
    I'm not scared of you at all!
[16:54] Manana
    The humans working hard
    and sweating in this world
[16:58] Manana
    that you hate so much are the strongest!
[17:05] Manana
    Hey, did I purify it?
[17:08] Chio
    No one cares about that.
[17:10] Manana
    Don't tell me...
[17:14] Manana
    Chio-chan!
[17:15] Chio
    Help! My arms can't...
[17:22] Chio
    W-Wait, Manana! Stop messing around!
[17:25] Manana
    Say, Chio-chan.
[17:27] Manana
    Maybe it wouldn't be so bad if you fell.
    You probably won't get hurt.
[17:30] Chio
    Huh?!
[17:33] Manana
    You were totally trying to play
    a trick on me, weren't you?
[17:37] Manana
    If you keep doing crazy things like that,
    you're really going to get hurt someday.
[17:41] Manana
    It'll probably do you some
    good to endure a little pain.
[17:46] Manana
    Don't get me wrong.
    I'm saying this for your sake...
[17:50] Manana
    I'm your best friend, after all.
[17:52] Chio
    Why do you have your camera out?!
[17:53] Chio
    You're kidding me!
[17:55] Chio
    I totally thought we'd be able to
    reaffirm our friendship like this!
[17:56] Manana
    Hang on!
SIGN    Grasp
[17:57] Manana
    Chio-chan!
[17:58] Chio bg
    Manana!
[17:59] Manana
    Gonna switch over to video
    and add in some HD...
[17:59] Chio
    So that's how it's going to be... I see.
[18:02] Chio
    I see how it is, Manana.
[18:04] Chio
    Apparently, I lacked resolve myself.
[18:07] Chio
    I'm going to use... my last ounce of strength...
[18:10] Chio
    Come on, partner!
[18:16] Chio
    Let's both descend to hell together!
[18:25] Manana
    Ow, ow, ow, ow!
[18:26] Manana
    Wait, no! Oh, shit!
    Let go! I don't wanna!
[18:30] Manana
    Where the hell did all
    that energy come from?!
[18:33] Chio
    When I realized that you
    were going to abandon me,
[18:35] Chio
    my body just moved on its own!
[18:37] Manana
    This bitch is more stubborn than any ghost!
[18:40] Manana
    What the hell are we supposed to do now?!
[18:41] Chio
    We'll get through it by working together!
[18:44] Manana
    Huh?! Why?!
[18:45] Manana
    You did this all on your own, Chio-chan!
[18:48] Manana
    Don't drag me into it!
[18:50] Manana
    I bet this is because of
    some game again, isn't it?!
SIGN    Gulp
[18:53] Manana
    You're seriously going to
    get a game over IRL someday!
[18:56] Manana
    Give me a break! How stupid can you be?!
[18:59] Manana
    You're not a kid! You're in high school!
    Do you understand that?!
[19:02] Manana
    Why don't you use your head
    once in a while?! I swear!
[19:07] Manana
    Hey, wait...
[19:09] Manana
    She's crying?!
[19:10] ---
    Manana...
[19:14] Chio
    I'm sorry...
[19:19] Chio
    I just wanted to surprise you a little bit...
[19:27] Manana
    Okay, fine.
[19:30] Manana
    Let's get through this together.
[19:33] Manana
    So, what do you want me to do?
[19:36] Chio
    Um... First, could you take my bag?
[19:40] Manana
    Ugh... Come on. Hurry up and hand it over!
[19:43] Chio
    Manana!
[19:47] Manana
    Okay!
[19:48] Manana
    I got your bag! What next?
[19:50] Chio
    Grab my arm!
[19:52] Manana
    Like this?
[19:54] Chio
    Don't let go, no matter what!
[19:57] Manana
    I got it, so stop crying!
[19:59] Chio
    Pull as hard as you can!
[20:01] Manana
    Ready, and...
[20:20] Chio
    I'm okay now.
[20:22] Chio
    I'm saved!
[20:25] Chio
    Thank you...
[20:26] Chio
    Thank you so much.
[20:28] Manana
    I guess we can consider your surprise
    somewhat of a success, too.
[20:32] Chio
    Now we can head to school toge—
[20:35] Chio
    Sorry, I let my guard down...
[20:40] Chio
    Manana...
[20:42] Manana
    I told you that I wouldn't let you go.
[20:47] Chio
    Manana... Hurry up and
    pull me back, would you?
[20:53] Manana
    Uh, it's taking everything
    I have to hold you up...
[20:56] Manana
    I think my legs have just about had it...
[21:00] Chio
    No, no, you're the only one who
    can move right now, Manana.
[21:03] Chio
    Try harder.
[21:06] Manana
    Is that any way to talk to someone
    who just saved your life?!
[21:08] Chio
    You haven't saved me yet!
[21:11] Manana
    Huh?! I don't mind letting
    go of you, you know!
[21:14] Chio
    We're both going to fall
    at this rate! Too bad!
[21:16] Manana
    No! You can fall by yourself!
[21:18] Chio
    No way!
[21:19] Manana
    You piss me off! I'm so going to let go!
[21:27] Both
    Please help us!
SIGN    Chio's
SIGN    School Road
[21:31] Mom
    Chio's School Road.
[21:37] Chio
    Y-You saved us...
[21:39] Salaryman
    That was dangerous.
[21:40] Salaryman
    You're students at Samejima Academy, right?
[21:43] Salarayman
    What are your names?
[21:44] Chio
    Nono—
[21:44] Manana
    Miya—
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[23:20] Yuki
    Next time on Chio's School Road,
[23:23] yuki
    "Convenience Store Chio-chan,"
[23:24] yuki
    "Chio-chan and the Duel,"
    and "Remnants of That Day."
[23:29] Yuki
    Look forward to it!
[23:32] Yuki
    Kushitori-senpai was so fast...
[23:36] Yuki
    Maybe I wouldn't mind her
    groping me a little bit...