10 - Shinozuka-san, Sugar Content, and the Press Conference / Thousand Spring / Andou and George

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SIGN    Chio's
SIGN    School Road
SIGN    Shinozuka-san, Sugar Content, and the Press Conference
[01:35] Chio
    And then my dad also wanted one,
[01:37] Chio
    so he built a smoker in our yard.
[01:39] Chio
    He smoked some salmon, and every
    cat in the neighborhood came by.
[01:43] Chio
    Next thing we knew, over half—
[01:44] Momo
    U-Um!
[01:46] Chio
    Jeez, you scared me!
[01:47] Chio
    Momo-senpai?
[01:49] Momo
    I'm sorry to do this out of
    the blue, but you see...
[01:52] Both
    You want to talk to us about something?
[01:54] Momo
    Yes, um...
[01:56] Momo
    This is something only you two can do...
[02:01] Chio
    What?! Does this involve Gotou-sensei?
[02:05] Momo
    Y-Yes. How did you know?
[02:07] Manana
    Don't tell me... you're going
    to confess your love for him!
[02:11] Momo
    A-Actually, I want to buy and
    immediately eat some sweets.
[02:15] Both
    Say what?
[02:16] Chio
    What's that got to do with Gotou-sensei?
[02:20] Momo
    Well, you see...
[02:22] (Flashback) Momo
    Sensei, all these sweets were thrown
    away in the corner of the courtyard.
[02:27] (Flashback) Momo
    If they were going to eat these in a group,
    they should've just gone to someone's house.
[02:31] (Flashback) Momo
    Why bother eating them at school?
[02:34] (Flashback) Goto
    I'm sure it's similar
[02:35] (Flashback) Goto
    to how the more people need to get up,
    the more they just want to sleep in.
[02:45] (Flashback) Momo
    R-Right...
[02:48] Momo
    I ended up acting like I knew what
    Gotou-sensei was talking about...
[02:53] Chio
    Yeah, that analogy sucked.
[02:55] Momo
    I thought about it long and hard later,
[02:58] Momo
    and I thought he meant that
    I could possibly understand
[03:01] Momo
    what the other students were feeling
    if I also broke the rules...
[03:06] Momo
    But I can't allow myself to
    eat sweets in the courtyard,
[03:09] Momo
    so I thought I'd buy and eat some
    sweets on the way to school...
[03:12] Momo
    but, um...
[03:14] Momo
    I can't seem to find the
    courage to do it alone...
[03:18] Manana
    Got it!
[03:19] Chio
    Leave this to us.
[03:24] Chio
    But really, you're pretty
    amazing, Momo-senpai.
[03:28] Chio
    You're willing to break the
    rules for the person you love.
[03:32] Momo
    Wh-Why are you saying it like that?
[03:34] Momo
    And I'm not that much
    of a goody-two-shoes...
[03:38] Manana
    Where should we go? Inoyama?
[03:40] Chio
    Yeah.
[03:47] Momo
    M-Miyamo-san... Nonomura-san...
[03:50] Momo
    That... qualifies as property damage!
[03:53] Momo
    You shouldn't pick flowers
    from someone else's yard!
[03:57] Chio
    But we've been picking and sucking the
    flowers from here since we were little.
[04:01] (Flashback) Manana
    It's so yummy!
[04:03] (Flashback) Chio
    Right?
[04:04] Manana
    Let me go ask real quick.
[04:07] Manana
    She said it's fine.
[04:08] Momo
    Huh?
[04:08] Momo
    Um, I, um...
[04:13] Manana
    Momo-senpai! You want to try
    sucking one, too, don't you?
[04:17] Chio
    Don't move. We'll consider this an
    appetizer for the upcoming sweets.
[04:21] Momo
    I-I couldn't!
[04:23] Manana
    It's fine. This is all our doing.
[04:31] Momo
    It's so sweet!
[04:33] Both
    M-Momo-senpai?
[04:36] Momo
    Wowie! I never knew the nectar
    from flowers was so sweet!
[04:39] Momo
    It's so aromatic, and the
    flavor is so profound!
[04:43] Momo
    I almost feel like a honey... bee...
[04:51] Momo
    N-Now I've done it...
[04:53] Chio
    Wait. Did she sound slightly
    different just now?
SIGN    Huh...
[04:57] Chio
    I guess you have a real
    sweet tooth, Momo-senpai.
[05:00] Chio
    Who would've thought?
[05:01] Momo
    Yes... It's beyond a sweet tooth.
    I mean, you saw what happened.
[05:06] Momo
    Even my family gets weirded out,
     so I can only eat sweets at home alone.
[05:11] Chio
    She acts like that by herself?
[05:13] Momo
    The reason I asked you two to come with me
[05:16] Momo
    is also to have you stop me
    if I do anything weird
[05:18] Momo
    after buying and consuming the sweets.
[05:21] Manana
    Then why don't you eat snacks that
    aren't sweet, like rice crackers?
[05:27] Manana
    I guess she'd rather just eat sweets.
[05:30] [SONG] Sign
    Inoyama Shop
[05:30] Chio
    It's that shop right over there.
[05:32] Chio
    It's not on the way to our school,
    so you won't see any of our students there.
[05:37] Manana
    You can eat while you're in the store, too.
[05:39] Momo
    Wow, I've never been to such a place.
[05:44] Lady
    I told you. I'm watching
    the store for Grams today,
[05:46] Lady
    and these shops open early.
[05:49] Momo
    Pardon me.
[05:50] Lady
    I've got a customer.
SIGN    End Call
[05:52] Lady
    Hello, there.
[05:54] Momo
    I'd like these, please.
SIGN    Milk
[05:58] Lady
    What's up with this girl? That bloodlust...
[06:01] Chio
    I'd like these, please.
[06:03] Lady
    At least she's normal.
[06:13] Momo
    I will now make my first-ever attempt at
    consuming sweets right after buying them.
[06:17] Both
    Okay!
[06:22] Momo
    Gotou-sensei, please forgive me.
SIGN    Let's do this!!
SIGN    Chihuahua Sauce
[06:27] Momo
    Here I go.
[06:28] Lady
    I've never seen someone undo
    the wrapper so delicately.
[06:29] Both
    Go!
[06:32] Lady
    What the heck?
[06:33] Momo
    If I lose myself like I did earlier,
[06:37] Momo
    please stop me, even if you have to hit me.
[06:39] Momo
    Promise me you will.
[06:41] Both
    Got it!
[06:48] Momo
    This is... I see... It's a bit different
    from regular chocolate.
[06:56] Momo
    So yummy!
[06:57] Momo
    This sweetness that hits you before
    the aroma of the cacao is fantastic!
[07:03] Lady
    What?!
[07:04] Momo
    Plus it's only ten yen,
    and there's even a biscuit inside!
[07:07] Momo
    This is indeed a surprise!
[07:09] Momo
    And to finish it all off, this butteriness
[07:11] Momo
    is a sweet surprise!
    Because you know... sweets!
[07:17] Momo
    This sensation of the caramel
    getting stuck in your teeth!
[07:20] Momo
    It's been too long!
[07:22] Chio
    Oh, I get it.
[07:24] Chio
    This is how Momo-senpai is normally.
[07:27] (Flashback) Momo
    If I say anything strange, please stop me.
[07:31] Chio
    This reminds me of the time a Western
    horror game was released in Japan...
[07:35] Chio
    Because the Japanese distributor
    decided to censor it,
[07:36] Guy
    Wait, stop! Wh-What are you doing?!
[07:37] Chio
    most of the super violent
    scenes were completely black.
[07:39] (Flashback) Chio
    What the hell is going on?!
[07:41] Chio
    Is there ever a reason to simply put
    a lid on something that stinks?
[07:45] Chio
    No... If this is Momo-senpai's true form...
[07:50] Chio
    Then...
[07:51] Both
    Then...
[07:55] Both
    These sweets are so damn good!
[07:57] Manana
    Have a taste, Momo-senpai!
[08:00] Momo
    What? Really?!
[08:01] Chio
    But of course!
[08:04] Momo
    Wh-What is this?! It's so sweet and sour!
[08:06] Chio
    I know, right?!
[08:07] Manana
    Have another!
[08:08] Lady
    U-Uh...
[08:10] Momo
    The contrasting texture between
    the wafers and cream is superb!
[08:13] Manana
    These banana things are awesome!
    Om nom nom nom nom...
[08:16] Momo
    I love those, too!
SIGN    Cherry
SIGN    Melon
SIGN    Watermelon
[08:18] Momo
    I'll just have to do the forbidden
    "three flavors at once" technique!
SIGN    Watermelon
SIGN    Melon
SIGN    Cherry
[08:23] Momo
    Hokkaido... The inside of
    my mouth is now Hokkaido...
[08:27] Chio
    Momo-senpai, we're about
    to run out of sweets!
[08:29] Momo
    Very well! I will allow you to buy more!
[08:34] Chio
    U-Um... these... here.
[08:37] Lady
    Oh, she sort of returned to normal.
[08:40] Chio
    Senpai, here are the relief supplies!
[08:42] Momo
    Excellent work!
[08:44] Momo
    We'll put this cola powder
    into the cola, and...
[08:48] Momo
    The perfect cola is now complete!
[08:55] Momo
    It's so sweet!
[08:57] Momo
    Have a taste, you two!
[08:58] Chio
    Thanks!
[09:01] Chio
    So sweet!
[09:03] Momo
    I know, right?!
[09:04] Momo
    Please give us some kind of prize
    for this unprecedented invention!
[09:07] Manana
    In that case...
[09:08] Both
    Have the Nobel Fizzy Drink Prize!
[09:12] Momo
    I'm allowed to have such an honor?
[09:14] Lady
    Congrats!
[09:18] Momo
    Thank you so much, everyone!
[09:20] Momo
    I'm the recipient of the
    Nobel Fizzy Drink Prize,
[09:22] Momo
    and my name is Shinozuka Momo!
[09:24] Both
    Whoa! It's a press conference
    for the award ceremony!
[09:26] Both
    How will you use this
    technology in the future?
SIGN    Air Mic
[09:28] Momo
    Well, I plan to develop
    this technology even further,
[09:31] Momo
    and one day, I'll marry Gotou-sensei!
SIGN    Marr
SIGN    Marriage
[09:41] Momo
    Why didn't you stop me?
[09:44] Chio
    Because you looked so happy, Momo-senpai.
[09:48] Manana
    So how was your first experience
    buying and consuming?
[09:51] Momo
    Well, i-i-it was...
[09:54] Momo
    so much fun!
[09:56] Chio
    Huh?! Wh-Why are you crying?!
[09:58] Momo
    Thinking about how I'll never
    be able to do it again is just...
[10:03] Chio
    Then let's have a sweets party
    at your house sometime, Senpai.
[10:07] Momo
    What? Really?
[10:12] Momo
    I'm sorry, Gotou-sensei,
    to ask for a day off without warning.
[10:17] Sensei
    Don't be. It's good to
    let loose once in a while.
[10:22] Momo
    Um, I... think I understand now.
[10:28] Sensei
    I smell chocolate, cola, and caramel.
SIGN    Chio's
SIGN    School Road
[10:33] Chio
    Chio's School...
[10:35] (Flashback) Chio
    What are your thoughts on mint chocolate?
[10:38] (Flashback) Momo
    Huh? Mint chocolate?
[10:40] (Flashback) Momo
    I think people are rather
    split on it overall,
[10:44] (Flashback) Momo
    but I love it. I find it refreshing.
[10:47] (Flashback) Both
    So there is someone who likes it!
SIGN    Thousand Spring
[11:02] Chio
    Hey! It's that girl!
[11:06] Chio
    Gotta contact Manana.
[11:13] Chio
    Her uniform...
[11:15] Chio
    She's headed in a different direction
    than her school, Eihei Girls' Academy.
[11:18] Chio
    She must be scheming something...
[11:23] Andou
    Damn it. There's still some left in here.
[11:25] Andou
    Honestly, what if it explodes in the truck?
[11:30] Andou
    And there's a bottle right next to it.
[11:33] Andou
    To think that I hadn't even thrown out
    trash from my own place until recently...
[11:37] Andou
    The bottles go with the bottles!
    The cans go with the cans!
[11:39] Andou
    Whoa! A stuffed animal! Creepy!
SIGN    Extra Large
    Portions
SIGN    Plain Jane
    with Glasses
    220 minutes
[11:44] Andou
    Plain Jane... with Glasses... 220 minutes!
[11:48] Andou
    I wonder if this is still watchable.
[11:50] Andou
    No, I... But maybe just a little...
[11:53] Andou
    No, I'm throwing it away!
[11:54] Andou
    Ow!
[11:56] Andou
    What the...
[11:58] Andou
    Chiharu!
[11:59] Andou
    Huh? What are you doing here?
[12:01] Chiharu
    What the hell are you doing here, Mayu-nii?
[12:04] Andou
    Huh? I'm working my shift
    at the convenience store.
[12:07] Chiharu
    Stop working!
SIGN    Bonk
[12:09] Chiharu
    I thought you were going to be the
    world's best motorcycle gang member!
SIGN    Bonk
SIGN    Bonk
SIGN    Bonk
SIGN    Bonk
SIGN    Bonk
SIGN    Bonk
[12:12] Andou
    Yeah, but...
SIGN    Bonk
SIGN    Bonk
SIGN    Bonk
[12:13] Chiharu
    Stop working! It's so lame!
[12:16] Chiharu
    When you had your team,
    you were so cool!
SIGN    Starry Night Squad
[12:19] Chiharu
    You always smelled like blood and steel!
    I looked up to you!
[12:21] Chiharu
    Now look at you!
[12:24] Chiharu
    You've never even taken
    the garbage out at home!
[12:25] Andou
    C-Calm down! Okay?
[12:29] Chiharu
    Why the hell am I going to
    private school to study?!
[12:32] Chio
    A-Andou-san...
[12:35] Chio
    Do you know her?
[12:38] Andou
    Yeah. She's my—
[12:41] Andou
    Hey! Calm down!
[12:42] Andou
    This is Andou Chiharu.
[12:45] Andou
    She's my sister, and she's
    ten years younger than me.
[12:47] Chiharu
    What?! You know Mayu-nii?
[12:50] Andou
    Wait, you know Chiharu, Miyamo?
[12:52] Chio
    She stuck her fingers up my ass
    out of nowhere the other day.
[12:55] Andou
    The hell?!
[12:56] Andou
    What do you think you're doing?!
[12:58] Chiharu
    I didn't just do it randomly. We were
    engaging in actual ass-to-ass combat.
[13:01] Chiharu
    The one who has to clean up
    after flower arrangement class
[13:03] Chiharu
    is always decided during
    lunch with ass-to-ass combat.
[13:05] Andou
    I can't tell if this is supposed
    to be elegant or vulgar...
[13:07] Andou
    So why are you going after Miyamo?
[13:10] Andou
    Why?
[13:11] Chiharu
    To find your woman.
[13:15] Chiharu
    It was completely unnatural for you
    to just up and leave your team,
[13:18] Chiharu
    so I gathered some information myself.
[13:20] (Flashback) Guy
    The hell you want, you stupid little brat?
[13:22] (Flashback) Chiharu
    I'm Andou's little sister!
[13:25] (Flashback) Chiharu
    What happened to my brother?
[13:30] (Flashback) Chiharu
    Tell me now!
[13:31] (Flashback) Guy
    A-A woman from Samejima—
[13:32] (Flashback) Guy 2
    You dumbass! You're gonna get killed!
[13:34] (Flashback) Guy
    But...
[13:35] (Flashback) Guy 2
    Sorry, but we can't say anything.
[13:38] Chiharu
    Samejima? A woman from Samejima Academy?
[13:44] Chiharu
    Then I'm going to find this bitch...
SIGN    Kill her
[13:47] Chiharu
    and kill her.
[13:48] Chio
    Uh, kill her?
[13:50] Chiharu
    I targeted this four-eyes
    here to use as a pawn
[13:52] Chiharu
    so I could find that woman,
    since they go to the same school.
[13:55] Andou
    Hey, Chiharu, listen...
[13:57] Chiharu
    You don't have to hide it. I know!
[13:59] Chio
    Uh... She's got quite a
    few things wrong here,
[14:02] Chio
    but she's essentially looking for me, isn't she?
SIGN    Soft Serve
[14:05] Chio
    I thought everything was
    settled with Andou-san,
[14:08] Chio
    and I doubt anything good will
    come of telling her it's me, so...
SIGN    Not my problem
[14:11] Chio
    Not my problem.
[14:12] Chio
    You can take care of it.
[14:15] Andou
    Well, you see...
[14:17] Chiharu
    I get it. It was amazing, right?
[14:21] Andou
    Y-Yeah.
[14:22] Chiharu
    It was so amazing that you
    even changed your lifestyle.
[14:25] Chiharu
    That sx...
[14:29] Chiharu
    She's like a succubus who lives at
    a love hotel... and Mayu-nii, you...
[14:34] Chio
    Who are you calling a succubus?!
[14:36] Chiharu
    That reaction... You must be Mayu-nii's woman!
[14:40] Chio
    We're not going out! And I'm a virgin!
[14:41] Andou
    Chiharu! Where did you learn such language?!
[14:44] Chio
    Also, why do you keep calling him Mayu-nii?!
SIGN    Soft Serve Deluxe
[14:46] Andou
    Oh, my name's Mayuta...
[14:48] Chio
    I see!
[14:50] Chiharu
    What? So this four-eyes here
    took you out in a single blow?
[14:54] Andou
    That's right. As you mentioned,
    I ended up losing in a duel with her.
[14:58] Andou
    I quit the team because of
    the promise I made then.
[15:00] Andou
    That's all.
[15:01] Chio
    Yeah, I guess it's something like that...
[15:05] Chiharu
    I can't accept that!
[15:07] Andou
    Chiharu!
[15:08] Andou
    Do my eyes look like they're lying?
[15:13] Chiharu
    N-No, but...
[15:15] Chiharu
    Th-Then prove it to me!
[15:18] Chiharu
    I simply can't believe that she
    took you out with one punch!
[15:22] Chiharu
    If she does it right in front
    of me, then I'll believe it.
[15:24] Chiharu
    But I'm pretty sure four-eyes
    over there can't do it!
[15:27] Andou
    Chiharu!
[15:28] Andou
    You're not actually saying you*
    want Miyamo to hit me, are you?
[15:32] Chio
    Andou-san...
[15:34] Andou
    Miyamo...
[15:35] Chio
    Fight!
[15:36] Andou
    What?! Are we seriously doing this?
[15:38] Chio
    Of course we are!
[15:39] Chio
    I can't let this end with your little
    sister treating me like some slut!
[15:43] Chiharu
    Well, it's the truth!
[15:44] Chio
    Don't worry. It won't hurt.
[15:46] Andou
    R-Right...
[15:47] Chio
    I'll dislocate his jaw like last time.
[15:50] Chio
    Here I go!
[15:54] Andou
    Ow...
[15:56] Chio
    Sorry!
[15:57] Chio
    I got so nervous, it threw my aim off.
[15:59] Andou
    R-Right...
[16:02] Chio
    One more time!
[16:03] Andou
    Yeah!
[16:04] Andou
    Concentrate. I'm going to move with
    her so she can hit me in the jaw.
[16:08] Chio
    Here I go.
[16:09] Andou
    Bring it. I'm ready—
[16:10] Andou
    She got me on the other side?!
[16:11] Andou
    Th-The left?
[16:13] Chio
    Oh, sorry. My right elbow hurt.
[16:16] Chiharu
    See?! You were lying!
[16:18] Chio
    Last one!
[16:19] Andou
    All right, bring it!
[16:20] Andou
    Recreate what happened back then.
[16:24] Andou
    For that to happen, I need to...
[16:26] Andou
    scare Miyamo.
[16:31] Andou
    All right, bring it.
[16:33] Andou
    H-Huh?
[16:34] Chiharu
    What? What happened?
[16:37] Chio
    H-Huh? Wh-What the? U-Uh... I-I...
[16:40] Andou
    Um, I...
[16:41] Chio
    U-Um, how was it?
[16:44] Andou
    H-How was it? I, uh... What?!
[16:47] Chio
    H-H-H-H-Huh?!
[16:49] Chio
    No, I, uh... I mean...
[16:52] Andou
    I-I...
[16:54] Chiharu
    Hey! What the heck's going on?
[16:55] Andou
    Sorry!
[16:56] Manana
    You're in the way!
[17:00] Manana
    I finally found you, you little shit!
[17:06] Chio
    That's right... Chiharu-chan
    put Manana's ass through hell,
[17:11] Chio
    so she's super pissed off!
[17:12] Chiharu
    M-Mayu-nii, are you okay?
[17:14] Chio
    Andou-san was just standing nearby...
[17:17] Chiharu
    Sh-She took Mayu-nii out with one hit...
[17:19] Chiharu
    D-Don't tell me...
[17:21] Chiharu
    That woman is actually Mayu-nii's...
[17:24] Chiharu
    Mayu-nii's real woman.
[17:25] Manana
    Kill... Kill...
[17:27] Manana
    I'll pull your intestines out
    yer ass and pickle them...
[17:32] Chiharu
    Bring it on, you bitch! Come at me!
[17:35] Chio
    Don't!
[17:36] Chio
    She's bad news when she
    actually gets pissed off!
[17:39] Chio
    If she ever got a boyfriend
    and he cheated on her,
[17:41] Chio
    she'd chop him up and throw
    the pieces into the sea!
[17:44] Chio
    Shit, this isn't good.
    I won't be able to stop them.
[17:47] Chio
    Someone's going to die!
[17:53] Chiharu
    M-Mayu-nii...
[17:55] Chiharu
    Wh-Why? I thought she knocked you out.
[18:01] Andou
    Stop.
[18:03] Andou
    If you lay a finger on my
    sister, I'll kill you.
[18:06] Chio
    This isn't good... She actually
    took Andou-san out earlier.
[18:09] Chio
    I need to stop Manana!
[18:11] Manana
    Oh, okay. Got it.
[18:15] Chio
    Wait, why is she being so obedient?
[18:17] Chio
    Oh, right. I keep forgetting,
    but Andou-san was a delinquent.
[18:22] Chio
    He used to sit atop the school caste system.
[18:25] Chio
    Of course there's no way we,
[18:27] Chio
    members of the below
    average club, could beat him.
[18:31] Chio
    On the other hand...
[18:33] Chio
    She can be as cruel as she wants to be
[18:35] Chio
    against those who are below
    us, like grade schoolers.
[18:39] Chio
    Scary... She's super scary.
[18:42] Chiharu
    Mayu-nii's still unconscious.
[18:45] Chiharu
    He subconsciously protected me.
[18:50] Guy
    Oh, there you are!
[18:52] Guy
    Hey, we're waiting to get rung up in here.
[18:55] Andou
    I'm sorry about that! I'll be right there!
[18:57] Guy
    What were you doing? Get it together, man.
[19:03] Chio
    All's well that ends well... I guess?
[19:06] Chio
    So basically, we're just—
[19:09] Chiharu
    I got it.
[19:11] Chiharu
    If either of you were his real girlfriend,
    he wouldn't get that angry... And...
[19:15] Andou
    I'm so sorry about that.
[19:17] Andou
    Thank you!
[19:20] Chio
    He actually looks pretty
    cool working, too, huh?
[19:23] Chiharu
    Shut up! You dumbass!
[19:26] Chiharu
    Stop acting like you understand. Damn it.
[19:29] Chio
    Hey, are you over it now?
[19:31] Manana
    Delinquents are scary!
[19:34] Chio
    Oh... nope.
[19:35] Chiharu
    Chio's School Road!
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SIGN    School Road
[19:38] Manana
    I couldn't do a damn thing...
[19:40] Chio
    Uh, well, you did punch
    Andou-san in the face.
[19:44] Manana
    Huh?!
[19:45] Chio
    Though you both might not remember that.
[19:48] Manana
    Come to think of it, I still feel
    a slight tingling sensation.
[19:51] Manana
    Thinking about that makes
    me feel sort of relieved.
[19:54] Chio
    I guess it didn't matter who you got
    to take your frustrations out on...
SIGN    "Andou and George"
SIGN    Soft Serve Deluxe
SIGN    Please don't feed the cats
SIGN    Cat Food
SIGN    Andou
SIGN    They got closer.
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[23:30] girl
    Next time on Chio's School Road,
[23:32] girl
    "Chio in the Middle of
    the Night" and "Apocri."
[23:35] girl
    Look forward to it!
[23:36] chio
    Who are you calling a succubus?!
    But... how was I?