12 - Just One Masterful Method / Yuki-chan Bares It All

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SIGN    Chio's
SIGN    School Road
[01:30] Chio
    Chop, Chop, you reek of dog...
SIGN    Just One Masterful Method
[01:35] Chio
    You reek of dog...
[01:38] Chio
    Reek of dog, reek of—
[01:40] Chiharu
    Hey.
[01:51] Chio
    What?!
[01:52] Chio
    What's she doing at my house?
    How'd she get my address?
[01:55] Chio
    Is this some kind of raid?
[01:59] Chio
    What? Did you want something?
[02:02] Chio
    Wait, is this going to turn violent?!
    I have to head to school—
[02:06] Chio
    Don't grab my skirt like it's my collar!
[02:08] Chiharu
    Hey, you...
[02:09] Chio
    Yes?!
[02:10] Chiharu
    Are you smart?
[02:13] Chio
    Uh, my grades? They're average, I guess?
[02:17] Chio
    They're below average, actually...
[02:19] Chiharu
    I see.
[02:20] Chiharu
    I'm having some trouble with my homework.
[02:24] Chio
    Um...
[02:25] Chiharu
    Mayu-nii is useless when
    it comes to studying,
[02:28] Chiharu
    so you guys were the only ones
    I could think of to go to.
[02:31] Chiharu
    Stare...
[02:34] Chio
    Oh, uh, please, allow me to help you.
[02:37] Chiharu
    All right.
[02:38] Chio
    What?!
[02:40] Chio
    What's with her attitude?
    What a cocky little shit!
[02:42] Chio
    But it's just grade school homework.
[02:44] Chio
    I'll show her how smart
    high school girls can be!
SIGN    Answer
[02:47] Sign
    Question 1: These 2 triangles are congruent.
    Find the length of line A.
[02:49] Chio
    Oh, a diagram question.
[02:52] Chio
    What?
[02:53] Chio
    This is way harder than I was expecting...
[02:56] Chio
    Come to think of it, Chiharu-chan
    goes to Eihei Girls' Academy,
[02:59] Chio
    which is a pretty famous
    prep school for rich girls.
[03:01] Chio
    Shit. What should I do?
[03:04] Chiharu
    Oh.
[03:04] Chiharu
    That's the wrong one.
[03:06] Chio
    Huh?
[03:07] Chiharu
    I can answer that one.
[03:08] Chio
    Huh?!
[03:09] Chio
    By the way, Chiharu-chan,
    how'd you know my address?
SIGN    Miyamo
[03:12] Chiharu
    Oh, when I was borrowing Mayu-nii's PC,
[03:15] Chiharu
    I happened to see your
    address marked on the map.
SIGN    Miyamo's House
[03:18] Chio
    Oh, I see.
[03:19] Chio
    Wait...
[03:21] Chiharu
    Found it. Here.
[03:22] Chio
    Okay...
[03:23] Chio
    Let's see, the subject is... social studies?
SIGN    Using your current abilities, explain how you would earn 500 yen within 24 hours.
[03:27] Narrator
    Using your current abilities, explain how
    you would earn 500 yen within 24 hours.
[03:33] Chio
    Whoa, this is hardcore.
[03:36] Chio
    Are they, like... trying to
    instill business sense
[03:38] Chio
    in these girls while they're still young?
[03:40] Chio
    Eihei Girls' Academy is amazing.
[03:43] Chio
    If I were Chiharu-chan...
[03:45] Chio
    Something I could do to make money...
SIGN    @saito
    05 for just the bottom
    08 for both top and bottom
    
    @chii
    No strings attached lol
    
    @saito
    Thanks
[03:49] Chiharu
    I'll do it back there.
[03:51] Guy
    School... girl...
[03:53] Chiharu
    That'll be 20K.
[03:56] Chio
    The worst... I am the absolute worst!
[03:59] Chio
    Just curious... What did you think
    up for this, Chiharu-chan?
[04:02] Chiharu
    Yeah, about that...
    As soon as we got this assignment...
[04:07] (Flashback) Chiharu
    Mugging someone.
[04:09] (Flashback) Teacher
    Mugging refers to the action in which one
    coerces another to give them money.
[04:13] (Flashback) Teacher
    I cannot allow that.
    Indisputable criminal acts are not allowed.
[04:17] (Flashback) Teacher
    However, new business ventures
    usually start from a gray area,
[04:20] (Flashback) Teacher
    so keep that in mind.
[04:22] (Flashback) All
    Yes, sir.
[04:24] Chiharu
    Is what he said.
[04:25] Chio
    Is that school really okay?
[04:27] (Flashback) Ando
    Five hundred yen?
    You mean without mugging someone?
[04:31] Ando
    Then you could go find a bike lying
    around somewhere and sell it for parts.
SIGN    Yashimura
[04:36] Chiharu
    Mayu-nii impressed me, as always,
[04:38] Chiharu
    but I don't know how to
    take apart any machines.
[04:41] Chiharu
    You're currently in high school, aren't you?!
[04:43] Chiharu
    Now, tell me!
[04:46] Chio
    This is my chance...
[04:48] Chio
    to show this cocky little shit
[04:53] Chio
    my dignity as an older woman.
[04:56] Chiharu
    Hey...
[04:57] Chio
    There's a way.
[05:00] Chio
    Just one masterful way.
SIGN    Flammable trash bag for home use
[05:04] Chiharu
    What's that?
[05:06] Chio
    All the empty cans that my dad drank from.
[05:09] Chio
    Someone I know once told me...
[05:11] (Flashback) Master
    My job?
[05:13] (Flashback) Master
    Collecting cans brings in a lot of cash,
    but you need to be smart about it.
[05:18] Chio
    The factory not far from here
    apparently buys them.
[05:21] Chiharu
    Huh...
[05:23] Chio
    I call it the "Get Rich Quick By
    Selling Recyclable Waste" plan!
[05:28] Chio
    Not only are you recycling, but it fits
    in with your assignment, doesn't it?
[05:32] Chiharu
    True...
[05:34] Chiharu
    You're pretty smart.
[05:36] Chio
    Well, yeah. I have a lot
    more experience than you.
[05:39] Chio
    Yes! Just a little more...
[05:44] Chiharu
    H-Hey, do we have to flatten all of these?
[05:47] Chio
    Of course!
[05:48] Chio
    Always sell goods in their best condition!
[05:50] Chio
    That's common sense!
[05:52] Chio
    It'll be flattened during the
    recycling process anyway,
[05:54] Chio
    so if we go ahead and do it for
    them, they'll appreciate it!
[05:57] Chio
    Plus, it takes up less space,
    so it'll be easier to carry around.
[06:00] Chio
    Howzat?!
[06:02] Chiharu
    T-True...
[06:03] Chio
    Right?!
[06:05] Chio
    They remove the water from orange juice
    to make it lighter for transport, too!
[06:09] Chiharu
    H-Hey...
[06:11] Chiharu
    There are hard cans and soft cans.
    Do we need to separate them?
[06:16] Chio
    Got her.
[06:18] Chio
    I think we just need the hard ones.
[06:20] Chio
    Harder material is always better, right?
[06:22] Chio
    I mean, diamonds are the hardest.
[06:25] Chiharu
    Right...
[06:26] Chio
    Okay, let's go.
[06:27] Chiharu
    R-Right...
[06:38] Chio
    Go ahead and put it in here.
[06:40] Chiharu
    Okay...
[06:44] Boy
    Yah!
[07:04] Chiharu
    What... is this?
[07:05] Hebino
    What is it? It's how much you get
    for three kilograms of steel cans!
SIGN    We buy aluminum cans for a high price!!
[07:08] Hebino
    And did you have to bring
    such a half-assed amount?
[07:11] Hebino
    Also, don't smash the cans!
[07:13] Hebino
    It messes with the machines
    when we press them!
[07:15] Chio
    Sorry...
[07:17] Chiharu
    What?
[07:17] Hebino
    Also, next time, just bring
    aluminum cans instead!
[07:19] Hebino
    They're worth ten times more!
[07:21] Hebino
    God, what a waste of time!
[07:24] Chiharu
    The aluminum cans are the softer cans, right?
[07:28] Chiharu
    Didn't you say...
[07:29] Chio
    I did not.
[07:31] Chiharu
    What? But you said something about
    diamonds being hard, so the harder ones—
[07:34] Chio
    I said no such thing.
[07:35] Chiharu
    And you said they'd be worth
    more if we flattened—
[07:37] Chio
    I did not!
[07:40] Chiharu
    Uh, you're not a kid, so stop yelling.
    This was your mistake, wasn't it?
[07:45] Chiharu
    Just admit it.
[07:46] Chio
    Was not.
[07:47] Chiharu
    Uh, speak up.
[07:48] Chio
    Then...
[07:49] Chio
    You should've just looked it up yourself!
    Don't put this all on me!
[07:52] Chio
    Also, if we'd used the aluminum cans,
    you'd have passed the assignment, right?
[07:55] Chio
    So just write that you used aluminum ones!
[07:58] Chio
    It's not like I...
[08:01] Chiharu
    Hey, are you...
[08:04] Chiharu
    actually crying?
[08:09] Chio
    We worked so hard...
    and it was only worth 50 yen!
[08:14] Chiharu
    Seriously?
[08:15] Chiharu
    H-Hey, stop crying. You can use that
    money to buy some chocolate, okay?
[08:22] Chiharu
    Well, if anything, I now know for
    sure that she's not Mayu-nii's girl.
[08:26] Chiharu
    She's way too pathetic.
[08:28] Chiharu
    At least I found that out.
[08:30] Chiharu
    Come on, stop crying. We're in public.
[08:33] Chio
    Yeah... What's this line for, anyway?
[08:36] Manana
    Ah.
[08:37] Chio
    Huh? Manana!
[08:39] Manana
    Chio-chan... and Andou's sister?!
[08:41] Chio
    What are you doing?
[08:42] Manana
    Apparently the shop up ahead
    is having a crazy sale.
SIGN    Sale!!
[08:46] Chio
    Huh?! But we have to go to school!
[08:48] Manana
    Not to worry! I'm taking the day off.
[08:50] Chio
    You can't! Come on, we're going to school.
[08:51] Manana
    Hey, stop it!
[08:53] Chio
    Who am I supposed to hang out with
    at lunch if you're not there?!
[08:55] Manana
    Shut up! Just faceplant
    on your desk and sleep!
[08:57] Chio
    Besides, that shop's super expensive,
[08:59] Chio
    so with your allowance,
    you could only buy, like, a coaster!
[09:02] Manana
    Huh? What?
[09:03] Chio
    It'd be a waste of time to stand in line
[09:05] Chio
    for hours just to buy something
    for a few hundred yen!
[09:07] Manana
    Y-You really think s—
[09:09] Chio
    Come on, let's go!
    Otherwise I'm telling the school on you!
[09:11] Manana
    Uh... W-Wait a sec... Th-Th...
[09:13] Manana
    Then I'll sell it!
[09:15] Manana
    I'll sell the right to stand here to someone!
[09:19] Manana
    I don't want all the time I spent
    in line to go to waste! No! No!
[09:21] Chio
    M-Manana!
[09:22] Lady
    W-Wait!
[09:24] Lady
    I'll take that spot! Okay?
[09:26] Lady 2
    Hey, I'll buy it for 1,000 yen!
[09:29] Lady 1
    Then I'll pay 1,500 yen!
[09:31] Lady 2
    Then I'll pay 2,000 yen!
[09:32] Lady 1
    Then I'll pay 2,500 yen!
[09:36] Manana
    Did that actually work out?
    I mean, it's not a bad thing...
[09:42] Chiharu
    A line agent...
[09:43] Chiharu
    It costs me nothing.
[09:44] Chiharu
    And if it only requires standing,
    even I could do it.
[09:48] Chiharu
    It's perfect...
[09:49] Manana
    Hm?
[09:51] Chiharu
    It's perfect!
[09:52] Manana
    Huh? What is?
[09:53] Chiharu
    You're amazing!
[09:55] Manana
    Huh? I-I am?
[09:56] Chiharu
    She beat the crap out of Mayu-nii before, too.
[09:59] Chiharu
    She might actually be amazing!
[10:02] Manana
    Hey, Chio-chan... I don't know what's
    going on with Andou's sister.
[10:07] Manana
    I mean, to begin with...
[10:09] Manana
    Chio-chan?
[10:10] Chio
    Manana.
[10:13] Chio
    I think it's pretty obvious that
    I get a cut of that money, right?
[10:17] Manana
    Huh?
[10:18] Manana
    Wh-Why?
[10:20] Chio
    If I hadn't passed by, that situation
    would never have happened.
[10:24] Chio
    You would've never received that money.
[10:26] Manana
    Huh? What?!
[10:27] Chio
    I'll settle for half.
[10:28] Chiharu
    J-Just from being with her
    for only a few minutes...
[10:29] Chio
    Really, half is fine, okay?!
[10:32] Manana
    N-No way!
[10:33] Chio
    Then a third will be fine!
[10:35] Manana
    Wh-What are you—
[10:35] Manana
    Just a third will be fine!
[10:37] Chio
    Come on, Manana!
[10:39] Chiharu
    She's older than me, but she's such a failure.
[10:42] Chiharu
    She acts like a know-it-all
    toward anyone younger,
[10:44] Chiharu
    she'll shift the blame
    if she makes a mistake,
[10:46] Chiharu
    and she's underhanded with money.
[10:48] Chiharu
    Man... I was so stupid.
[10:51] Chiharu
    I can't believe I mistook her for
    the girl that Mayu-nii liked...
SIGN    Chio's
SIGN    School Road
[10:56] Yuki
    Chio's School Road!
[10:58] Manana
    It sure is hard to make money.
[11:01] Chio
    Sure is.
[11:02] Manana
    Why don't you try becoming a pro
    at streaming game playthroughs?
[11:06] Chio
    That won't work.
[11:07] Chio
    If it's not a game that's officially
    recognized, you can't monetize it,
[11:11] Chio
    and the competition's brutal.
[11:12] Manana
    Wait, have you already tried it?
[11:14] Chio
    Nope.
[11:16] Manana
    Can I search for you?
[11:17] Chio
    Please don't.
[11:19] Chio
    I got curious about the word
    "streak" in "kill streak"...
[11:22] Manana
    Sorry, but I don't even know
    what "kill streak" means.
[11:26] Chio
    And then I ended up on the word "streaking."
[11:29] Chio
    Apparently it's some societal protest thing
[11:32] Chio
    you do by running around
    the city completely naked,
[11:34] Chio
    and it was really popular
    to do in the seventies.
SIGN    Yuki-chan Bares It All
[11:37] Manana
    What? They got naked just
    to express their opinions?
[11:40] Manana
    Man, people in the seventies were stupid!
[11:43] Yuki
    But... you know...
[11:45] Yuki
    that must feel fantastic!
[11:48] Both
    Uh... Yuki-chan?
[11:50] Chio
    Wait, you have a desire to run around naked?
[11:53] Yuki
    Huh? Well, when I get into my groove
    and gain enough speed while running,
[11:57] Yuki
    I feel like if I take my clothes off,
    I might actually become the wind.
[12:01] Chio
    O-Oh...
[12:05] Chio
    You don't walk around your
    room naked, do you, Yuki-chan?
[12:10] Yuki
    Wait, did I mention that before?
[12:12] Chio
    I was right!
[12:13] Chio
    No... You hadn't told us before.
[12:15] Yuki
    Huh? D-Did I say something
    I shouldn't have again?
[12:19] Yuki
    But I at least wear an apron when I'm eating!
[12:22] Both
    Wait, what new sort of
    apron-only trend is that?
[12:26] Chio
    Wait... Based on that explanation,
[12:27] Chio
    it's not just her room. She walks
    around her entire house naked.
[12:31] Chio
    I knew it. There's more to
    Yuki-chan than meets the eye.
[12:36] Chio
    Do the other kids in our class know that?
[12:39] Yuki
    No... I don't think my
    friends from class know yet.
[12:43] Yuki
    I'm pretty sure there are a
    lot of others like me, though.
[12:47] Chio
    Yeah, this girl's trouble.
[12:49] Yuki
    My parents are like that, too.
[12:51] Chio
    Her whole family's trouble!
[12:54] Yuki
    What are you guys doing? Let me join in!
[12:57] Girl
    We're playing Ghost Blitz!
[12:59] Chio
    Even though Yuki-chan's the queen bee,
[13:02] Chio
    she'd always cheerfully interact
    with below average girls like us.
[13:05] Chio
    She's really, really important...
[13:08] Chio
    To keep me from being harassed
    by any of the normie groups,
[13:10] Chio
    she's a really important...
[13:12] Chio
    deter—
[13:12] Chio
    friend!
[13:15] Chio
    I have to tell her as a friend
[13:16] Chio
    that she shouldn't tell others
    about that since it's not normal!
[13:19] Chio
    She might hate me for it...
[13:22] Chio
    But she's my friend!
[13:24] Chio
    Manana?
[13:25] Manana
    Yuki-san...
[13:28] Manana
    Isn't being naked awesome?
[13:30] Manana
    I walk around my house naked, too!
[13:32] Chio
    Argh! This bitch went
    all-in on the flattery!
[13:37] Manana
    I'm naked when I take a bath,
    so I'm not exactly lying.
[13:46] Yuki
    Manana-chan...
[13:49] Yuki
    Is that true?
[13:51] Manana
    Huh?!
[13:53] Yuki
    You're not teasing me... are you?
[13:57] Yuki
    My dad told me that being
    naked is a natural thing,
[14:00] Yuki
    and it's okay to be proud of it.
[14:02] Yuki
    It's fine if people don't understand,
[14:04] Yuki
    but it's also okay to get angry if
    people tease me for it, he said.
[14:08] Yuki
    So...
[14:11] Yuki
    I can believe you, right?
[14:13] Yuki
    You go about your everyday life
    in your house naked, right?
[14:22] Manana
    You piece of shit!
[14:23] Manana
    U-Um...
[14:25] Manana
    O-Of course it's true! I mean, I, uh...
[14:27] Manana
    Even now...
[14:28] Manana
    I-I-I-I-If I could...
[14:32] Manana
    I wish I could go to school
    without any panties on.
[14:35] Chio
    What? She panicked and made the
    worst possible move, that fool.
[14:42] Chio
    Huh?
[14:42] Yuki
    Me, too!
[14:44] Manana
    Huh?
[14:45] Manana
    Huh?!
[14:45] Chio
    Huh?
[14:46] Manana
    Wait... Yuki-san?!
[14:46] Manana
    It's fine! It's fine!
SIGN    2 Minutes Later
[14:49] Manana
    The material of the skirt is
    touching... It feels so weird.
[14:55] Yuki
    Thanks for waiting!
[14:56] Chio
    Manana, did you really—
[15:01] Chio
    Seriously?! I mean that
    in so many ways right now!
[15:03] Chio
    Let's go that way!
[15:04] Yuki
    Yup!
[15:10] Manana
    Eek!
[15:13] Yuki
    Manana-chan, Manana-chan!
[15:14] Yuki
    You're fine! Great voice! Nice job!
[15:17] Manana
    At what?! This is way more
    embarrassing than I thought it'd be!
[15:20] Yuki
    Don't just stand there! Be bold and free!
[15:23] Yuki
    Oh, hey, a cockroach.
[15:24] Manana
    Wait, where?!
[15:26] Yuki
    No, over here.
[15:27] Manana
    G-Gross! Where is it?!
[15:29] Yuki
    Looking good!
[15:30] Manana
    Wait, what? No way!
[15:32] Manana
    Damn you, Yuki-chan!
[15:35] Manana
    Take this! Wind attack!
[15:39] Yuki
    Manana-chan! The wind tickles!
[15:42] Yuki
    Jeez!
[15:45] Manana
    I think I'm getting used to this.
[15:46] Yuki
    Right?
[15:47] Manana
    Maybe it's not so bad after all.
[15:50] Manana
    It's making me walk with my legs together,
    so don't I look more girly?
[15:54] Yuki
    I feel so free, I might just
    start running at any moment!
[15:58] Manana
    Come on, Yuki-chan!
    You can't do that. It'll be visible!
[16:01] Manana
    Besides, you always want to run.
[16:03] Yuki
    You think so?
[16:05] Chio
    Uh... They sorta look
    like they're having fun.
[16:08] Manana
    Hey, stop that, Yuki-chan!
[16:10] Yuki
    You, too, Manana-chan!
[16:11] Manana
    Let go of me!
[16:15] Chio
    Hey!
[16:18] Manana
    Sorry. I'd rather not have
    one of your kind touching me.
[16:22] Yuki
    What's the matter?
[16:23] Manana
    Oh, nothing at all!
[16:25] Chio
    Huh? What the hell was that?
[16:26] Chio
    Like when that one tropical island tribe
    bungee jumps to prove their adulthood,
[16:30] Chio
    and laughs at the ones who
    couldn't go through with it?!
[16:32] Chio
    Wait. That'd make me super boring!
[16:34] Chio
    No! I need a different analogy!
[16:37] Chio
    Yes...
SIGN    Chi-oh
[16:37] Chio
    It's like two slaves that
    start bragging about
[16:41] Chio
    how beautiful the chains on their legs are!
[16:44] Manana
    Isn't my chain gorgeous?
[16:46] Yuki
    Mine's new!
[16:48] Chio
    Before you know it, they're laughing
    at the one not wearing any chains!
[16:51] Manana
    She doesn't have a chain on.
[16:52] Yuki
    Lame.
[16:53] Chio
    Gulp!
[16:54] Chio
    Damn it! Who do you think
    you are, you damn slaves?!
[17:01] Chio
    But I don't think I've seen Manana
    laugh like that in a long time.
[17:05] Chio
    She's laughing way more
    than when she's with me...
[17:08] Chio
    Why? All you did was go commando!
[17:11] Chio
    How does one piece of cloth
    make such a difference?
[17:13] Chio
    No... Panties are the
    very symbol of intellect!
[17:17] Chio
    The seal that keeps instincts at bay.
[17:19] Chio
    In other words...
[17:21] Chio
    panties are a binding spell!
[17:26] Guy
    Welcome.
[17:27] Chio
    Um... I'd like to use the bathroom.
[17:33] Chio
    Manana, Yuki-chan! Wait!
[17:41] Manana
    Chio-chan?!
[17:42] Chio
    Just you wait!
[17:43] Chio
    This is my...
[17:47] Chio
    resolve!
[17:51] Chio
    Holy shit! This is super exciting!
[17:54] Both
    Chio-chan!
[18:00] Chio
    I never knew I could be
    so honest with myself!
[18:03] Chio
    Going commando...
[18:05] Chio
    is the best!
[18:08] Kushitori
    Oh, I see you're all frolicking about.
[18:12] Kushitori
    By the way, all of you
    seem extra radiant today.
[18:16] Kushitori
    I wonder why...
[18:21] Chio
    This is bad!
[18:22] Chio
    I didn't expect to run
    into Kushitori-senpai...
[18:24] Chio
    If she finds out we've all gone
    commando, we're finished!
[18:27] Chio
    Our you-know-whats will be done for!
[18:29] Manana
    Well, we're first-years in high school
[18:32] Manana
    and smack dab in the middle of our youth!
[18:34] Manana
    Of course we're radiant!
[18:37] Kushitori
    True... You three are always very radiant.
[18:40] All
    Yes!
[18:42] Chio
    We have to get away...
[18:43] Kushitori
    Okay!
[18:44] Kushitori
    Let's play kabaddi!
[18:45] Chio
    Why?!
[18:47] Kushitori
    You fools! You need to put that radiant
    energy of yours toward something!
[18:51] Kushitori
    Am I wrong?
[18:53] Kushitori
    Youth means sports, and sports means?
[18:55] Chio
    E-sports?
[18:56] Manana
    Sumo wrestling?
[18:57] Kushitori
    Exactly! The answer's kabaddi!
[18:58] Yuki
    That sounds great!
[19:00] Both
    What?!
[19:05] Kushitori
    All right, that's the mid-line.
[19:07] Kushitori
    You girls can go first.
[19:08] Yuki
    Let's do this!
[19:09] Manana
    Calm down, Yuki-chan!
[19:10] Chio
    Your you-know-what will be gone! Done for!
[19:12] Kushitori
    Okay, so Yuki-chan's the raider. Bring it!
[19:15] Yuki
    Okay!
SIGN    Va
[19:22] Chio
    Yuki-chan!
[19:25] Kushitori
    Nice tackle!
[19:26] Kushitori
    Miyamo! Despite all your complaining,
    you actually want to play kaba—
[19:29] Kushitori
    Miyamo, where are you going?!
[19:30] Manana
    Sorry, Kushitori-senpai!
[19:32] Manana
    We all have to pee, and we were just
    in the middle of looking for a bathroom!
[19:36] Kushitori
    So they were holding in their
    pee and about to burst...
[19:40] Kushitori
    No wonder they looked so radiant!
[19:45] Chio
    Come on!
[19:46] Chio
    You need to be more careful, Yuki-chan!
[19:48] Yuki
    Jeez, I had no idea it was visible...
[19:49] Yuki
    Who knew that would happen?
[19:51] Chio
    I don't think you've learned at all!
[19:53] Yuki
    I have, really!
[19:56] Manana
    There's some news about someone
[19:58] Manana
    being fined 300,000 yen for
    exposing themselves on the streets.
[20:01] Chio
    That's a lot!
[20:06] Chio
    You could buy VR with that!
[20:07] Yuki
    Actually, if that's all it costs...
[20:10] Yuki
    If I dip into all the New Year's
    money I've been saving...
[20:14] Yuki
    I could pull that off at least once...
[20:17] Both
    No!
SIGN    Chio's
SIGN    School Road
[20:19] All
    Chio's School Road!
[20:22] Kushitori
    Something's not sitting
    quite right with me...
[20:25] Kushitori
    Like I was missing something
    the whole time...
[20:30] (Flashback) Kushitori
    And sports means?
[20:31] (Flashback) Chio
    E-sports?
[20:32] (Flashback) Manana
    Sumo wrestling?
[20:33] (Flashback) Manana
    Sumo wrestling... Sumo, sumo, sumo... dosukoi.
[20:35] Kushitori
    Women's sumo wrestling?!
[20:38] Kushitori
    I should've gone with that!
[20:40] Narrator
    Uh, we ended up with extra time,
    so have some previews.
SIGN    Chio's
SIGN    School Road
[20:45] Chio
    This is a hunt. I'll hunt,
    and hunt, and hunt some more!
[20:49] Chio
    Hold it.
[20:50] Chio
    Where do you think you're going?
[20:52] Ando
    I love you!
[20:57] Chiharu
    Mayu-nii... Why?
[20:59] Chio
    That bastard... Scaring the crap
    out of me first thing in the morning!
[21:02] Guy
    Hey, you must really be
    able to hold your liquor.
[21:05] Manana
    I've been framed!
[21:08] Yuki
    Sports?
[21:10] Marina
    Just her school garments?!
[21:13] Fuyumi
    Hmph, you peons.
[21:15] Girl
    Marina! Beneath you!
[21:17] Chiharu
    You sure use polite language,
    but those are some panties...
[21:25] Marina
    Urf.
[21:27] Chiharu
    I've taken care of all your peons.
[21:29] Chiharu
    You guys are all that's
    left, the Seven Spears!
[21:32] Chiharu
    I'll be back here in a week, waiting for you!
SIGN    Mad Dog
SIGN    Andou Chiharu
[21:35] Nar
    Mad Dog: Andou Chiharu.
[21:37] Mafuyu
    Hmph. Know your place.
SIGN    Thumbelina
SIGN    Noujou Fuyumi
[21:40] Nar
    Thumbelina: Noujou Fuyumi.
[21:43] [SONG] Sign
    Psychopath
SIGN    Endou Ichigo
[21:43] Nar
    Psychopath: Endou Ichigo.
SIGN    The Assassin of Moriyama
SIGN    Ogawara Hibiki
[21:46] Nar
    The Assassin of Moriyama: Ogawara Hibiki.
SIGN    Two Hands
SIGN    Takagi Youko
[21:49] Nar
    Two Hands: Takagi Youko.
SIGN    Typhoon
SIGN    Aotsuka Makoto
[21:52] Nar
    Typhoon: Aotsuka Makoto.
[21:54] [SONG] Sign
    Teacher Slayer
SIGN    Hama Éclair
[21:55] Nar
    Teacher Slayer: Hama Éclair.
[21:58] [SONG] Sign
    Colossus
SIGN    Kairiki Ayame
[21:59] Nar
    Colossus: Kairiki Ayame.
[22:04] Chiharu
    I'm going to win for my friends!
SIGN    Chio's
SIGN    School Road
[22:07] Girl
    Thanks for watching!
[22:12] Chio
    My name is Miyamo Chio.
[22:14] Chio
    I'm a member of the soft tennis club.
[22:16] Chio
    High school first-year.
[22:18] Chio
    The thing I hate most...
[22:20] Chio
    is standing out.
[22:23] Manana
    Chio-chan!
[22:24] Yuki
    Are you okay, Chio-chan?
[22:26] Some
    Are you all right, Miyamo-san?
[22:28] Chio
    Don't push me, old guy!
[22:29] Chio
    Nyooo!
[22:31] Ando
    What are you yelling for, little girl?
[22:35] Ando
    "Nyooo"? What the heck?
[22:37] Staff
    And cut!
[22:38] Ando
    Did you hear her? She said, "Nyooo!"
[22:41] Staff
    Come on.
[22:45] Yuki
    Oh, my!
[22:52] Chio
    Um...
[22:53] Chio
    Sorry...
[22:53] Manana
    I, uh...
[22:58] Ando
    ...and now looks like a clown.
[23:00] Ando
    That's what you're saying, right?
[23:02] Chio
    Crap! He's totally going to headbutt me.
[23:04] Chio
    I can't dodge!
[23:08] Staff
    Cut! Someone bring the first-aid kit!
[23:09] Ando
    I'm so sorry!
[23:13] Manana
    The annoying customer you
    mentioned... Is that him?
[23:20] Manana
    Chio-chan?!
[23:22] Ando
    Heavy!
[23:22] Chio
    Ow!
[23:23] Manana
    Oh, jeez...
[23:23] Chio
    Heavy? How dare you?!
[23:26] Chio
    No one cares about that.
[23:29] Manana
    Chio-chan!
[23:31] Chio
    Help! My arms can't...
[23:34] Manana
    Ah.
[23:35] All
    Chio-chan!
[23:37] Staff
    Cut! Stop filming! Stop filming!