# 12 - Just One Masterful Method / Yuki-chan Bares It All
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***SIGN*** Chio's
***SIGN*** School Road
**[01:30] Chio**
Chop, Chop, you reek of dog...
***SIGN*** Just One Masterful Method
**[01:35] Chio**
You reek of dog...
**[01:38] Chio**
Reek of dog, reek of—
**[01:40] Chiharu**
Hey.
**[01:51] Chio**
*What?!*
**[01:52] Chio**
* What's she doing at my house?*
* How'd she get my address?*
**[01:55] Chio**
*Is this some kind of raid?*
**[01:59] Chio**
What? Did you want something?
**[02:02] Chio**
Wait, is this going to turn violent?!
I have to head to school—
**[02:06] Chio**
Don't grab my skirt like it's my collar!
**[02:08] Chiharu**
Hey, you...
**[02:09] Chio**
Yes?!
**[02:10] Chiharu**
Are you smart?
**[02:13] Chio**
Uh, my grades? They're average, I guess?
**[02:17] Chio**
*They're below average, actually...*
**[02:19] Chiharu**
I see.
**[02:20] Chiharu**
I'm having some trouble with my homework.
**[02:24] Chio**
Um...
**[02:25] Chiharu**
Mayu-nii is useless when
it comes to studying,
**[02:28] Chiharu**
so you guys were the only ones
I could think of to go to.
**[02:31] Chiharu**
*Stare...*
**[02:34] Chio**
Oh, uh, please, allow me to help you.
**[02:37] Chiharu**
All right.
**[02:38] Chio**
*What?!*
**[02:40] Chio**
* What's with her attitude?*
* What a cocky little shit!*
**[02:42] Chio**
*But it's just grade school homework.*
**[02:44] Chio**
* I'll show her how smart*
* high school girls can be!*
***SIGN*** Answer
**[02:47] Sign**
Question 1: These 2 triangles are congruent.
Find the length of line A.
**[02:49] Chio**
*Oh, a diagram question.*
**[02:52] Chio**
*What?*
**[02:53] Chio**
*This is way harder than I was expecting...*
**[02:56] Chio**
* Come to think of it, Chiharu-chan*
* goes to Eihei Girls' Academy,*
**[02:59] Chio**
* which is a pretty famous*
* prep school for rich girls.*
**[03:01] Chio**
*Shit. What should I do?*
**[03:04] Chiharu**
Oh.
**[03:04] Chiharu**
That's the wrong one.
**[03:06] Chio**
Huh?
**[03:07] Chiharu**
I can answer that one.
**[03:08] Chio**
Huh?!
**[03:09] Chio**
By the way, Chiharu-chan,
how'd you know my address?
***SIGN*** Miyamo
**[03:12] Chiharu**
Oh, when I was borrowing Mayu-nii's PC,
**[03:15] Chiharu**
I happened to see your
address marked on the map.
***SIGN*** Miyamo's House
**[03:18] Chio**
Oh, I see.
**[03:19] Chio**
*Wait...*
**[03:21] Chiharu**
Found it. Here.
**[03:22] Chio**
Okay...
**[03:23] Chio**
Let's see, the subject is... social studies?
***SIGN*** Using your current abilities, explain how you would earn 500 yen within 24 hours.
**[03:27] Narrator**
Using your current abilities, explain how
you would earn 500 yen within 24 hours.
**[03:33] Chio**
*Whoa, this is hardcore.*
**[03:36] Chio**
* Are they, like... trying to*
* instill business sense*
**[03:38] Chio**
*in these girls while they're still young?*
**[03:40] Chio**
*Eihei Girls' Academy is amazing.*
**[03:43] Chio**
*If I were Chiharu-chan...*
**[03:45] Chio**
*Something I could do to make money...*
***SIGN*** @saito
05 for just the bottom
08 for both top and bottom
@chii
No strings attached lol
@saito
Thanks
**[03:49] Chiharu**
I'll do it back there.
**[03:51] Guy**
School... girl...
**[03:53] Chiharu**
That'll be 20K.
**[03:56] Chio**
*The worst... I am the absolute worst!*
**[03:59] Chio**
Just curious... What did you think
up for this, Chiharu-chan?
**[04:02] Chiharu**
Yeah, about that...
As soon as we got this assignment...
**[04:07] (Flashback) Chiharu**
Mugging someone.
**[04:09] (Flashback) Teacher**
Mugging refers to the action in which one
coerces another to give them money.
**[04:13] (Flashback) Teacher**
I cannot allow that.
Indisputable criminal acts are not allowed.
**[04:17] (Flashback) Teacher**
However, new business ventures
usually start from a gray area,
**[04:20] (Flashback) Teacher**
so keep that in mind.
**[04:22] (Flashback) All**
Yes, sir.
**[04:24] Chiharu**
Is what he said.
**[04:25] Chio**
*Is that school really okay?*
**[04:27] (Flashback) Ando**
Five hundred yen?
You mean without mugging someone?
**[04:31] Ando**
Then you could go find a bike lying
around somewhere and sell it for parts.
***SIGN*** Yashimura
**[04:36] Chiharu**
Mayu-nii impressed me, as always,
**[04:38] Chiharu**
but I don't know how to
take apart any machines.
**[04:41] Chiharu**
You're currently in high school, aren't you?!
**[04:43] Chiharu**
Now, tell me!
**[04:46] Chio**
*This is my chance...*
**[04:48] Chio**
*to show this cocky little shit*
**[04:53] Chio**
*my dignity as an older woman.*
**[04:56] Chiharu**
Hey...
**[04:57] Chio**
There's a way.
**[05:00] Chio**
Just one masterful way.
***SIGN*** Flammable trash bag for home use
**[05:04] Chiharu**
What's that?
**[05:06] Chio**
All the empty cans that my dad drank from.
**[05:09] Chio**
Someone I know once told me...
**[05:11] (Flashback) Master**
My job?
**[05:13] (Flashback) Master**
Collecting cans brings in a lot of cash,
but you need to be smart about it.
**[05:18] Chio**
The factory not far from here
apparently buys them.
**[05:21] Chiharu**
Huh...
**[05:23] Chio**
I call it the "Get Rich Quick By
Selling Recyclable Waste" plan!
**[05:28] Chio**
Not only are you recycling, but it fits
in with your assignment, doesn't it?
**[05:32] Chiharu**
True...
**[05:34] Chiharu**
You're pretty smart.
**[05:36] Chio**
Well, yeah. I have a lot
more experience than you.
**[05:39] Chio**
*Yes! Just a little more...*
**[05:44] Chiharu**
H-Hey, do we have to flatten all of these?
**[05:47] Chio**
Of course!
**[05:48] Chio**
Always sell goods in their best condition!
**[05:50] Chio**
That's common sense!
**[05:52] Chio**
It'll be flattened during the
recycling process anyway,
**[05:54] Chio**
so if we go ahead and do it for
them, they'll appreciate it!
**[05:57] Chio**
Plus, it takes up less space,
so it'll be easier to carry around.
**[06:00] Chio**
Howzat?!
**[06:02] Chiharu**
T-True...
**[06:03] Chio**
Right?!
**[06:05] Chio**
They remove the water from orange juice
to make it lighter for transport, too!
**[06:09] Chiharu**
H-Hey...
**[06:11] Chiharu**
There are hard cans and soft cans.
Do we need to separate them?
**[06:16] Chio**
*Got her.*
**[06:18] Chio**
I think we just need the hard ones.
**[06:20] Chio**
Harder material is always better, right?
**[06:22] Chio**
I mean, diamonds are the hardest.
**[06:25] Chiharu**
Right...
**[06:26] Chio**
Okay, let's go.
**[06:27] Chiharu**
R-Right...
**[06:38] Chio**
Go ahead and put it in here.
**[06:40] Chiharu**
Okay...
**[06:44] Boy**
Yah!
**[07:04] Chiharu**
What... is this?
**[07:05] Hebino**
What is it? It's how much you get
for three kilograms of steel cans!
***SIGN*** We buy aluminum cans for a high price!!
**[07:08] Hebino**
And did you have to bring
such a half-assed amount?
**[07:11] Hebino**
Also, don't smash the cans!
**[07:13] Hebino**
It messes with the machines
when we press them!
**[07:15] Chio**
Sorry...
**[07:17] Chiharu**
What?
**[07:17] Hebino**
Also, next time, just bring
aluminum cans instead!
**[07:19] Hebino**
They're worth ten times more!
**[07:21] Hebino**
God, what a waste of time!
**[07:24] Chiharu**
The aluminum cans are the softer cans, right?
**[07:28] Chiharu**
Didn't you say...
**[07:29] Chio**
I did not.
**[07:31] Chiharu**
What? But you said something about
diamonds being hard, so the harder ones—
**[07:34] Chio**
I said no such thing.
**[07:35] Chiharu**
And you said they'd be worth
more if we flattened—
**[07:37] Chio**
I did not!
**[07:40] Chiharu**
Uh, you're not a kid, so stop yelling.
This was your mistake, wasn't it?
**[07:45] Chiharu**
Just admit it.
**[07:46] Chio**
Was not.
**[07:47] Chiharu**
Uh, speak up.
**[07:48] Chio**
Then...
**[07:49] Chio**
You should've just looked it up yourself!
Don't put this all on me!
**[07:52] Chio**
Also, if we'd used the aluminum cans,
you'd have passed the assignment, right?
**[07:55] Chio**
So just write that you used aluminum ones!
**[07:58] Chio**
It's not like I...
**[08:01] Chiharu**
Hey, are you...
**[08:04] Chiharu**
actually crying?
**[08:09] Chio**
We worked so hard...
and it was only worth 50 yen!
**[08:14] Chiharu**
Seriously?
**[08:15] Chiharu**
H-Hey, stop crying. You can use that
money to buy some chocolate, okay?
**[08:22] Chiharu**
* Well, if anything, I now know for*
* sure that she's not Mayu-nii's girl.*
**[08:26] Chiharu**
*She's way too pathetic.*
**[08:28] Chiharu**
*At least I found that out.*
**[08:30] Chiharu**
Come on, stop crying. We're in public.
**[08:33] Chio**
Yeah... What's this line for, anyway?
**[08:36] Manana**
Ah.
**[08:37] Chio**
Huh? Manana!
**[08:39] Manana**
Chio-chan... and Andou's sister?!
**[08:41] Chio**
What are you doing?
**[08:42] Manana**
Apparently the shop up ahead
is having a crazy sale.
***SIGN*** Sale!!
**[08:46] Chio**
Huh?! But we have to go to school!
**[08:48] Manana**
Not to worry! I'm taking the day off.
**[08:50] Chio**
You can't! Come on, we're going to school.
**[08:51] Manana**
Hey, stop it!
**[08:53] Chio**
Who am I supposed to hang out with
at lunch if you're not there?!
**[08:55] Manana**
Shut up! Just faceplant
on your desk and sleep!
**[08:57] Chio**
Besides, that shop's super expensive,
**[08:59] Chio**
so with your allowance,
you could only buy, like, a coaster!
**[09:02] Manana**
Huh? What?
**[09:03] Chio**
It'd be a waste of time to stand in line
**[09:05] Chio**
for hours just to buy something
for a few hundred yen!
**[09:07] Manana**
Y-You really think s—
**[09:09] Chio**
Come on, let's go!
Otherwise I'm telling the school on you!
**[09:11] Manana**
Uh... W-Wait a sec... Th-Th...
**[09:13] Manana**
Then I'll sell it!
**[09:15] Manana**
I'll sell the right to stand here to someone!
**[09:19] Manana**
I don't want all the time I spent
in line to go to waste! No! No!
**[09:21] Chio**
M-Manana!
**[09:22] Lady**
W-Wait!
**[09:24] Lady**
I'll take that spot! Okay?
**[09:26] Lady 2**
Hey, I'll buy it for 1,000 yen!
**[09:29] Lady 1**
Then I'll pay 1,500 yen!
**[09:31] Lady 2**
Then I'll pay 2,000 yen!
**[09:32] Lady 1**
Then I'll pay 2,500 yen!
**[09:36] Manana**
Did that actually work out?
I mean, it's not a bad thing...
**[09:42] Chiharu**
A line agent...
**[09:43] Chiharu**
It costs me nothing.
**[09:44] Chiharu**
And if it only requires standing,
even I could do it.
**[09:48] Chiharu**
It's perfect...
**[09:49] Manana**
Hm?
**[09:51] Chiharu**
It's perfect!
**[09:52] Manana**
Huh? What is?
**[09:53] Chiharu**
You're amazing!
**[09:55] Manana**
Huh? I-I am?
**[09:56] Chiharu**
*She beat the crap out of Mayu-nii before, too.*
**[09:59] Chiharu**
*She might actually be amazing!*
**[10:02] Manana**
Hey, Chio-chan... I don't know what's
going on with Andou's sister.
**[10:07] Manana**
I mean, to begin with...
**[10:09] Manana**
Chio-chan?
**[10:10] Chio**
Manana.
**[10:13] Chio**
I think it's pretty obvious that
I get a cut of that money, right?
**[10:17] Manana**
Huh?
**[10:18] Manana**
Wh-Why?
**[10:20] Chio**
If I hadn't passed by, that situation
would never have happened.
**[10:24] Chio**
You would've never received that money.
**[10:26] Manana**
Huh? What?!
**[10:27] Chio**
I'll settle for half.
**[10:28] Chiharu**
* J-Just from being with her*
* for only a few minutes...*
**[10:29] Chio**
Really, half is fine, okay?!
**[10:32] Manana**
N-No way!
**[10:33] Chio**
Then a third will be fine!
**[10:35] Manana**
Wh-What are you—
**[10:35] Manana**
Just a third will be fine!
**[10:37] Chio**
Come on, Manana!
**[10:39] Chiharu**
*She's older than me, but she's such a failure.*
**[10:42] Chiharu**
* She acts like a know-it-all*
* toward anyone younger,*
**[10:44] Chiharu**
* she'll shift the blame*
* if she makes a mistake,*
**[10:46] Chiharu**
*and she's underhanded with money.*
**[10:48] Chiharu**
*Man... I was so stupid.*
**[10:51] Chiharu**
* I can't believe I mistook her for*
* the girl that Mayu-nii liked...*
***SIGN*** Chio's
***SIGN*** School Road
**[10:56] Yuki**
*Chio's School Road*!
**[10:58] Manana**
It sure is hard to make money.
**[11:01] Chio**
Sure is.
**[11:02] Manana**
Why don't you try becoming a pro
at streaming game playthroughs?
**[11:06] Chio**
That won't work.
**[11:07] Chio**
If it's not a game that's officially
recognized, you can't monetize it,
**[11:11] Chio**
and the competition's brutal.
**[11:12] Manana**
Wait, have you already tried it?
**[11:14] Chio**
Nope.
**[11:16] Manana**
Can I search for you?
**[11:17] Chio**
Please don't.
**[11:19] Chio**
I got curious about the word
"streak" in "kill streak"...
**[11:22] Manana**
Sorry, but I don't even know
what "kill streak" means.
**[11:26] Chio**
And then I ended up on the word "streaking."
**[11:29] Chio**
Apparently it's some societal protest thing
**[11:32] Chio**
you do by running around
the city completely naked,
**[11:34] Chio**
and it was really popular
to do in the seventies.
***SIGN*** Yuki-chan Bares It All
**[11:37] Manana**
What? They got naked just
to express their opinions?
**[11:40] Manana**
Man, people in the seventies were stupid!
**[11:43] Yuki**
But... you know...
**[11:45] Yuki**
that must feel fantastic!
**[11:48] Both**
Uh... Yuki-chan?
**[11:50] Chio**
Wait, you have a desire to run around naked?
**[11:53] Yuki**
Huh? Well, when I get into my groove
and gain enough speed while running,
**[11:57] Yuki**
I feel like if I take my clothes off,
I might actually become the wind.
**[12:01] Chio**
O-Oh...
**[12:05] Chio**
You don't walk around your
room naked, do you, Yuki-chan?
**[12:10] Yuki**
Wait, did I mention that before?
**[12:12] Chio**
*I was right!*
**[12:13] Chio**
No... You hadn't told us before.
**[12:15] Yuki**
Huh? D-Did I say something
I shouldn't have again?
**[12:19] Yuki**
But I at least wear an apron when I'm eating!
**[12:22] Both**
Wait, what new sort of
apron-only trend is that?
**[12:26] Chio**
*Wait... Based on that explanation,*
**[12:27] Chio**
* it's not just her room. She walks*
* around her entire house naked.*
**[12:31] Chio**
* I knew it. There's more to*
* Yuki-chan than meets the eye.*
**[12:36] Chio**
Do the other kids in our class know that?
**[12:39] Yuki**
No... I don't think my
friends from class know yet.
**[12:43] Yuki**
I'm pretty sure there are a
lot of others like me, though.
**[12:47] Chio**
Yeah, this girl's trouble.
**[12:49] Yuki**
My parents are like that, too.
**[12:51] Chio**
Her whole family's trouble!
**[12:54] Yuki**
What are you guys doing? Let me join in!
**[12:57] Girl**
We're playing Ghost Blitz!
**[12:59] Chio**
*Even though Yuki-chan's the queen bee,*
**[13:02] Chio**
* she'd always cheerfully interact*
* with below average girls like us.*
**[13:05] Chio**
*She's really, really important...*
**[13:08] Chio**
* To keep me from being harassed*
* by any of the normie groups,*
**[13:10] Chio**
*she's a really important...*
**[13:12] Chio**
*deter—*
**[13:12] Chio**
*friend!*
**[13:15] Chio**
*I have to tell her as a friend*
**[13:16] Chio**
* that she shouldn't tell others*
* about that since it's not normal!*
**[13:19] Chio**
*She might hate me for it...*
**[13:22] Chio**
*But she's my friend!*
**[13:24] Chio**
Manana?
**[13:25] Manana**
Yuki-san...
**[13:28] Manana**
Isn't being naked awesome?
**[13:30] Manana**
I walk around my house naked, too!
**[13:32] Chio**
Argh! This bitch went
all-in on the flattery!
**[13:37] Manana**
* I'm naked when I take a bath,*
* so I'm not exactly lying.*
**[13:46] Yuki**
Manana-chan...
**[13:49] Yuki**
Is that true?
**[13:51] Manana**
Huh?!
**[13:53] Yuki**
You're not teasing me... are you?
**[13:57] Yuki**
My dad told me that being
naked is a natural thing,
**[14:00] Yuki**
and it's okay to be proud of it.
**[14:02] Yuki**
It's fine if people don't understand,
**[14:04] Yuki**
but it's also okay to get angry if
people tease me for it, he said.
**[14:08] Yuki**
So...
**[14:11] Yuki**
I can believe you, right?
**[14:13] Yuki**
You go about your everyday life
in your house naked, right?
**[14:22] Manana**
*You piece of shit!*
**[14:23] Manana**
U-Um...
**[14:25] Manana**
O-Of course it's true! I mean, I, uh...
**[14:27] Manana**
Even now...
**[14:28] Manana**
I-I-I-I-If I could...
**[14:32] Manana**
I wish I could go to school
without any panties on.
**[14:35] Chio**
* What? She panicked and made the*
* worst possible move, that fool.*
**[14:42] Chio**
*Huh?*
**[14:42] Yuki**
Me, too!
**[14:44] Manana**
Huh?
**[14:45] Manana**
Huh?!
**[14:45] Chio**
Huh?
**[14:46] Manana**
Wait... Yuki-san?!
**[14:46] Manana**
It's fine! It's fine!
***SIGN*** 2 Minutes Later
**[14:49] Manana**
*The material of the skirt is
touching... It feels so weird.*
**[14:55] Yuki**
Thanks for waiting!
**[14:56] Chio**
Manana, did you really—
**[15:01] Chio**
* Seriously?! I mean that*
* in so many ways right now!*
**[15:03] Chio**
Let's go that way!
**[15:04] Yuki**
Yup!
**[15:10] Manana**
Eek!
**[15:13] Yuki**
Manana-chan, Manana-chan!
**[15:14] Yuki**
You're fine! Great voice! Nice job!
**[15:17] Manana**
At what?! This is way more
embarrassing than I thought it'd be!
**[15:20] Yuki**
Don't just stand there! Be bold and free!
**[15:23] Yuki**
Oh, hey, a cockroach.
**[15:24] Manana**
Wait, where?!
**[15:26] Yuki**
No, over here.
**[15:27] Manana**
G-Gross! Where is it?!
**[15:29] Yuki**
Looking good!
**[15:30] Manana**
Wait, what? No way!
**[15:32] Manana**
Damn you, Yuki-chan!
**[15:35] Manana**
Take this! Wind attack!
**[15:39] Yuki**
Manana-chan! The wind tickles!
**[15:42] Yuki**
Jeez!
**[15:45] Manana**
I think I'm getting used to this.
**[15:46] Yuki**
Right?
**[15:47] Manana**
Maybe it's not so bad after all.
**[15:50] Manana**
It's making me walk with my legs together,
so don't I look more girly?
**[15:54] Yuki**
I feel so free, I might just
start running at any moment!
**[15:58] Manana**
Come on, Yuki-chan!
You can't do that. It'll be visible!
**[16:01] Manana**
Besides, you always want to run.
**[16:03] Yuki**
You think so?
**[16:05] Chio**
* Uh... They sorta look*
* like they're having fun.*
**[16:08] Manana**
Hey, stop that, Yuki-chan!
**[16:10] Yuki**
You, too, Manana-chan!
**[16:11] Manana**
Let go of me!
**[16:15] Chio**
Hey!
**[16:18] Manana**
Sorry. I'd rather not have
one of your kind touching me.
**[16:22] Yuki**
What's the matter?
**[16:23] Manana**
Oh, nothing at all!
**[16:25] Chio**
*Huh? What the hell was that?*
**[16:26] Chio**
* Like when that one tropical island tribe*
* bungee jumps to prove their adulthood,*
**[16:30] Chio**
* and laughs at the ones who*
* couldn't go through with it?!*
**[16:32] Chio**
Wait. That'd make me super boring!
**[16:34] Chio**
No! I need a different analogy!
**[16:37] Chio**
*Yes...*
***SIGN*** Chi-oh
**[16:37] Chio**
* It's like two slaves that*
* start bragging about*
**[16:41] Chio**
*how beautiful the chains on their legs are!*
**[16:44] Manana**
Isn't my chain gorgeous?
**[16:46] Yuki**
Mine's new!
**[16:48] Chio**
* Before you know it, they're laughing*
* at the one not wearing any chains!*
**[16:51] Manana**
She doesn't have a chain on.
**[16:52] Yuki**
Lame.
**[16:53] Chio**
Gulp!
**[16:54] Chio**
Damn it! Who do you think
you are, you damn slaves?!
**[17:01] Chio**
* But I don't think I've seen Manana*
* laugh like that in a long time.*
**[17:05] Chio**
* She's laughing way more*
* than when she's with me...*
**[17:08] Chio**
*Why? All you did was go commando!*
**[17:11] Chio**
* How does one piece of cloth*
* make such a difference?*
**[17:13] Chio**
* No... Panties are the*
* very symbol of intellect!*
**[17:17] Chio**
*The seal that keeps instincts at bay.*
**[17:19] Chio**
*In other words...*
**[17:21] Chio**
*panties are a binding spell!*
**[17:26] Guy**
Welcome.
**[17:27] Chio**
Um... I'd like to use the bathroom.
**[17:33] Chio**
Manana, Yuki-chan! Wait!
**[17:41] Manana**
Chio-chan?!
**[17:42] Chio**
*Just you wait!*
**[17:43] Chio**
*This is my...*
**[17:47] Chio**
*resolve!*
**[17:51] Chio**
Holy shit! This is super exciting!
**[17:54] Both**
Chio-chan!
**[18:00] Chio**
* I never knew I could be*
* so honest with myself!*
**[18:03] Chio**
*Going commando...*
**[18:05] Chio**
*is the best!*
**[18:08] Kushitori**
Oh, I see you're all frolicking about.
**[18:12] Kushitori**
By the way, all of you
seem extra radiant today.
**[18:16] Kushitori**
I wonder why...
**[18:21] Chio**
*This is bad!*
**[18:22] Chio**
* I didn't expect to run*
* into Kushitori-senpai...*
**[18:24] Chio**
* If she finds out we've all gone*
* commando, we're finished!*
**[18:27] Chio**
*Our you-know-whats will be done for!*
**[18:29] Manana**
Well, we're first-years in high school
**[18:32] Manana**
and smack dab in the middle of our youth!
**[18:34] Manana**
Of course we're radiant!
**[18:37] Kushitori**
True... You three are always very radiant.
**[18:40] All**
Yes!
**[18:42] Chio**
*We have to get away...*
**[18:43] Kushitori**
Okay!
**[18:44] Kushitori**
Let's play kabaddi!
**[18:45] Chio**
*Why?!*
**[18:47] Kushitori**
You fools! You need to put that radiant
energy of yours toward something!
**[18:51] Kushitori**
Am I wrong?
**[18:53] Kushitori**
Youth means sports, and sports means?
**[18:55] Chio**
E-sports?
**[18:56] Manana**
Sumo wrestling?
**[18:57] Kushitori**
Exactly! The answer's kabaddi!
**[18:58] Yuki**
That sounds great!
**[19:00] Both**
What?!
**[19:05] Kushitori**
All right, that's the mid-line.
**[19:07] Kushitori**
You girls can go first.
**[19:08] Yuki**
Let's do this!
**[19:09] Manana**
Calm down, Yuki-chan!
**[19:10] Chio**
Your you-know-what will be gone! Done for!
**[19:12] Kushitori**
Okay, so Yuki-chan's the raider. Bring it!
**[19:15] Yuki**
Okay!
***SIGN*** Va
**[19:22] Chio**
Yuki-chan!
**[19:25] Kushitori**
Nice tackle!
**[19:26] Kushitori**
Miyamo! Despite all your complaining,
you actually want to play kaba—
**[19:29] Kushitori**
Miyamo, where are you going?!
**[19:30] Manana**
Sorry, Kushitori-senpai!
**[19:32] Manana**
We all have to pee, and we were just
in the middle of looking for a bathroom!
**[19:36] Kushitori**
* So they were holding in their*
* pee and about to burst...*
**[19:40] Kushitori**
No wonder they looked so radiant!
**[19:45] Chio**
Come on!
**[19:46] Chio**
You need to be more careful, Yuki-chan!
**[19:48] Yuki**
Jeez, I had no idea it was visible...
**[19:49] Yuki**
Who knew that would happen?
**[19:51] Chio**
I don't think you've learned at all!
**[19:53] Yuki**
I have, really!
**[19:56] Manana**
There's some news about someone
**[19:58] Manana**
being fined 300,000 yen for
exposing themselves on the streets.
**[20:01] Chio**
That's a lot!
**[20:06] Chio**
You could buy VR with that!
**[20:07] Yuki**
Actually, if that's all it costs...
**[20:10] Yuki**
If I dip into all the New Year's
money I've been saving...
**[20:14] Yuki**
I could pull that off at least once...
**[20:17] Both**
No!
***SIGN*** Chio's
***SIGN*** School Road
**[20:19] All**
*Chio's School Road*!
**[20:22] Kushitori**
* Something's not sitting*
* quite right with me...*
**[20:25] Kushitori**
* Like I was missing something*
* the whole time...*
**[20:30] (Flashback) Kushitori**
And sports means?
**[20:31] (Flashback) Chio**
E-sports?
**[20:32] (Flashback) Manana**
Sumo wrestling?
**[20:33] (Flashback) Manana**
Sumo wrestling... Sumo, sumo, sumo... dosukoi.
**[20:35] Kushitori**
*Women's sumo wrestling?!*
**[20:38] Kushitori**
I should've gone with that!
**[20:40] Narrator**
Uh, we ended up with extra time,
so have some previews.
***SIGN*** Chio's
***SIGN*** School Road
**[20:45] Chio**
* This is a hunt. I'll hunt,*
* and hunt, and hunt some more!*
**[20:49] Chio**
Hold it.
**[20:50] Chio**
Where do you think you're going?
**[20:52] Ando**
I love you!
**[20:57] Chiharu**
Mayu-nii... Why?
**[20:59] Chio**
That bastard... Scaring the crap
out of me first thing in the morning!
**[21:02] Guy**
Hey, you must really be
able to hold your liquor.
**[21:05] Manana**
I've been framed!
**[21:08] Yuki**
Sports?
**[21:10] Marina**
Just her school garments?!
**[21:13] Fuyumi**
Hmph, you peons.
**[21:15] Girl**
Marina! Beneath you!
**[21:17] Chiharu**
You sure use polite language,
but those are some panties...
**[21:25] Marina**
Urf.
**[21:27] Chiharu**
I've taken care of all your peons.
**[21:29] Chiharu**
You guys are all that's
left, the Seven Spears!
**[21:32] Chiharu**
I'll be back here in a week, waiting for you!
***SIGN*** Mad Dog
***SIGN*** Andou Chiharu
**[21:35] Nar**
Mad Dog: Andou Chiharu.
**[21:37] Mafuyu**
Hmph. Know your place.
***SIGN*** Thumbelina
***SIGN*** Noujou Fuyumi
**[21:40] Nar**
Thumbelina: Noujou Fuyumi.
**[21:43] [SONG] Sign**
Psychopath
***SIGN*** Endou Ichigo
**[21:43] Nar**
Psychopath: Endou Ichigo.
***SIGN*** The Assassin of Moriyama
***SIGN*** Ogawara Hibiki
**[21:46] Nar**
The Assassin of Moriyama: Ogawara Hibiki.
***SIGN*** Two Hands
***SIGN*** Takagi Youko
**[21:49] Nar**
Two Hands: Takagi Youko.
***SIGN*** Typhoon
***SIGN*** Aotsuka Makoto
**[21:52] Nar**
Typhoon: Aotsuka Makoto.
**[21:54] [SONG] Sign**
Teacher Slayer
***SIGN*** Hama Éclair
**[21:55] Nar**
Teacher Slayer: Hama Éclair.
**[21:58] [SONG] Sign**
Colossus
***SIGN*** Kairiki Ayame
**[21:59] Nar**
Colossus: Kairiki Ayame.
**[22:04] Chiharu**
I'm going to win for my friends!
***SIGN*** Chio's
***SIGN*** School Road
**[22:07] Girl**
Thanks for watching!
**[22:12] Chio**
*My name is Miyamo Chio.*
**[22:14] Chio**
*I'm a member of the soft tennis club.*
**[22:16] Chio**
*High school first-year.*
**[22:18] Chio**
*The thing I hate most...*
**[22:20] Chio**
*is standing out.*
**[22:23] Manana**
Chio-chan!
**[22:24] Yuki**
Are you okay, Chio-chan?
**[22:26] Some**
Are you all right, Miyamo-san?
**[22:28] Chio**
Don't push me, old guy!
**[22:29] Chio**
Nyooo!
**[22:31] Ando**
What are you yelling for, little girl?
**[22:35] Ando**
"Nyooo"? What the heck?
**[22:37] Staff**
And cut!
**[22:38] Ando**
Did you hear her? She said, "Nyooo!"
**[22:41] Staff**
Come on.
**[22:45] Yuki**
Oh, my!
**[22:52] Chio**
Um...
**[22:53] Chio**
Sorry...
**[22:53] Manana**
I, uh...
**[22:58] Ando**
...and now looks like a clown.
**[23:00] Ando**
That's what you're saying, right?
**[23:02] Chio**
*Crap! He's totally going to headbutt me.*
**[23:04] Chio**
*I can't dodge!*
**[23:08] Staff**
Cut! Someone bring the first-aid kit!
**[23:09] Ando**
I'm so sorry!
**[23:13] Manana**
The annoying customer you
mentioned... Is that him?
**[23:20] Manana**
Chio-chan?!
**[23:22] Ando**
Heavy!
**[23:22] Chio**
Ow!
**[23:23] Manana**
Oh, jeez...
**[23:23] Chio**
Heavy? How dare you?!
**[23:26] Chio**
No one cares about that.
**[23:29] Manana**
Chio-chan!
**[23:31] Chio**
Help! My arms can't...
**[23:34] Manana**
Ah.
**[23:35] All**
Chio-chan!
**[23:37] Staff**
Cut! Stop filming! Stop filming!