11 - Chio in the Middle of the Night / Apocri! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Chio's SIGN    School Road SIGN    Chio in the Middle of the Night [01:31] Chio     Go, go, go! [01:32] Chio     Hurry! Hurry! [01:39] Chio     There it is! The safe! [01:41] Chio     Alpha! Charlie! Make it rain bullets! [01:43] Both     Got it. [01:44] Chio     We'll advance toward the wall from the side. [01:46] Chio     Delta, ready the RPG. [01:48] Delta     Roger. [01:50] Charlie     Now! Run! [01:59] Chio     All right, clear! [02:01] Chio     The next wave is coming. Stand by! [02:03] Chio     It's here! [02:05] Chio     RPG! [02:09] Chio     A clean hit! Just a little more, boys! [02:11] Delta     Take this! SIGN    Congratulations.     Now the safe's right in front of you. [02:17] All     Woohoo! We did it! [02:20] Delta     It's all thanks to you, Bloody Butterfly! [02:24] Chio     No problem! [02:28] Alpha     We're finally at the safe! [02:31] Delta     Get the equipment out! [02:33] Chio     And now... to finish this. [02:42] All     Hey, a stun grenade. [02:47] Alpha     A stun grenade?! [02:49] Chio     The six million dollars     in the safe... is all mine! [02:56] Charlie     You bastard! You betrayed us! [02:58] Delta     I'll kill you! [03:01] Chio     Say what you want! [03:24] Mom     Chio! Have you been up     playing all night again?! [03:29] Mom     Huh? [03:39] Chio     What the heck, Mom? [03:42] Mom     You left the light on again! [03:45] Mom     You can't get good sleep with lights on. [03:47] Mom     I won't come wake you up if you oversleep! [03:52] Chio     You're the one who's keeping me up. [03:56] Mom     Honestly... I don't know how     to turn off your computer, [04:00] Mom     so you need to turn it off     before going to bed! [04:02] Chio     Now she's just being a sore loser,     still trying to lecture me... [04:02] Mom     You always tell me not to touch your     things, but you never do it yourself. [04:05] Chio     I win. [04:06] Mom     I told you, we're trying to     cut our electricity bill. [04:09] Mom     You'd better get up yourself tomorrow! [04:11] Mom     I'm not waking you up! [04:23] Chio     Shit! Shit! I'm pretty sure     I blasted them all away, [04:27] Chio     but if any of them survived, [04:29] Chio     they've probably beaten the crap out of me! SIGN    "Your comrades are dead. The money's all yours." SIGN    Base points Bonus points Kill points [04:47] Chio     I got six million dollars! [04:55] Chio     That was probably the most epic game [04:57] Chio     I've ever played in my     whole online gaming career! SIGN    Base points Bonus points Kill points [04:59] Chio     I'm just gonna take the money and run. [05:03] Chio     There we go... [05:06] Chio     Ready, and... [05:08] Chio     Goodnight! [05:27] Chio     Shit... I can't sleep. [05:29] Chio     I never thought it'd go that perfectly. [05:32] Chio     Just thinking about those     dumb bastards I betrayed [05:35] Chio     shaking in anger under     the same night sky as me... [05:41] Chio     Sh-Shit... I can't stop laughing. SIGN    dollars SIGN    716,580,000 yen [05:54] Chio     710,000,000 yen. [05:57] Chio     I'm pretty rich now. [06:00] Chio     I'm not entirely sure, but...     as rich as this manga artist, maybe? [06:04] Chio     Wait a sec. [06:06] Chio     If I really do have what     it takes to be a gangster [06:09] Chio     and could actually obtain     this much money in reality... [06:12] Chio     All my worries about my commute     would be gone in an instant. SIGN    Bank robberies Japan How to SIGN    Is it possible to commit bank robberies in this country? Best Answer It is not. Most transactions with bank tellers are now automated, and banks usually only have a few million yen on site. If there were someone planning to try to rob a bank in this country, they'd have to be an idiot corrupted by movies or video games. [06:21] Chio     "Is it possible to commit bank     robberies in this country?" [06:26] Chio     "It is not. Most transactions with     bank tellers are now automated, [06:29] Chio     and banks usually only have     a few million yen on site. [06:32] Chio     If there were someone planning to     try to rob a bank in this country, [06:35] Chio     they'd have to be an idiot corrupted     by movies or video games." [06:37] Chio     Idiot... Idiot... Idiot... [06:37] [SONG] Sign     Idiot corrupted by movies or video games [06:40] Chio     I see... So it's possible to do things in games     that are impossible IRL, not vice versa... [06:49] Chio     But then... [06:51] Chio     Why are there still wars when     we have war video games? [06:56] Chio     I just don't get it... [07:03] Chio     I fell asleep... [07:06] Chio     What time is it? [07:08] Chio     Uh... I'm looking at it upside-down... [07:12] Chio     If I flip that around... [07:16] Chio     8 AM?! [07:18] Chio     Shit! Shit! Shit! Oh, shit! [07:21] Chio     But I'm still okay, as long as I don't     run into trouble on my way to school! [07:24] Chio     I'll get there in plenty of time... [07:31] Chio     It's 4 AM, damn it! [07:33] Mom     Chio! What on Earth are you doing?! [07:35] Chio     Huh?! [07:36] Chio     W-Well... There was a cockroach... [07:40] Mom     Then why are you changing? [07:42] Chio     Ah... [07:44] Chio     I'm psyching myself up by     transforming... or something? [07:47] Mom     Chio... [07:49] Mom     Are you honestly okay? [07:51] Chio     Crap, she's serious. [07:53] Mom     Why don't you stay home today     so I can take you to the hospital? [07:56] Chio     I'm totally fine, okay? [07:58] Mom     Are you sure you don't need     to go to the hospital? [08:00] Chio     I'm fine! I'm totally fine! [08:07] Chio     Now I've done it! [08:09] Chio     Shit... I can't believe I misread the clock! [08:13] Chio     But now I've got a huge problem on my hands. [08:17] Chio     And that's... to sleep or not to sleep? SIGN    To sleep or not to sleep? SIGN    Depth of sleep SIGN    Length of sleep [08:21] Chio     I'm completely awake now     after freaking out like that, [08:24] Chio     so if I try to sleep now, I'll have to wake up     right when I get to my deep sleep stage. [08:28] Chio     I have a really hard time waking     up to the sound of alarms. [08:29] Gamer     This is Bravo 1! Someone come in! Someone! [08:31] Chio     There are times when I fall asleep during     shootouts in a game and don't wake up. [08:36] Mom     Nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag... [08:36] Chio     The way she was going on,     Mom probably really won't wake me up... SIGN    Yeah,     yeah... [08:40] Chio     I need to consider the worst case     scenario in this situation... SIGN    If I sleep [08:45] Chio     Crap! I totally overslept! [08:48] Chio     Oh, hey. What's up? [08:50] Yuki     Oh, so you didn't take the     day off from school today. [08:54] Guy a     Do you think it could be... [08:55] Chio     The suspicion that something's     up with the kid who comes [08:56] Guy b     Nah, maybe she's sick? [08:57] Chio     to school in the afternoon really sucks. SIGN    If I don't sleep [09:01] Chio     Yeah, I didn't get any sleep at all. [09:04] Yuki     Really? Don't you feel exhausted, then? [09:07] Chio     No, actually, my body... feels really light! [09:12] Chio     Just kidding... [09:15] Chio     Either way, I'd rather     not stand out in class. [09:18] Chio     My peaceful school life could be     ruined by these little occurrences. [09:25] Chio     What should I do? SIGN    Chio-chan AM 4:22 Subject: Tomorrow Let's meet up at the shrine tomorrow. The same time as usual. Make sure you're not late. [09:43] Chio     Let's meet up at the shrine tomorrow. [09:46] Chio     The same time as usual.     Make sure you're not late. [09:49] Manana     She didn't have to add that at     the end. I've never been late. SIGN    Chio-chan SIGN    Subject: Tomorrow [09:54] Manana     Whoa, she sent this at 4:30 AM... [09:56] Manana     Why the hell would she send it at that hour? [09:59] Manana     She must've been playing games again. [10:01] Manana     Did she even sleep? [10:05] Manana     It's rare for Chio-chan     to show up before me... [10:18] Manana     Please, by some miracle... [10:20] Manana     Don't let this weirdo be my best friend... [10:37] Manana     You finally woke up! [10:39] Manana     Morning, Chio-chan. [10:42] Chio     Man, I slept so well. [10:45] Chio     My plan to have you wake me up was a success. [10:48] Manana     Were you really sleeping this     whole time under that thing? [10:51] Manana     You stood out like a sore thumb. [10:54] Chio     The game I was playing gave me the idea. [10:56] Chio     It doesn't matter in the end, as long     as people don't find out who I am. [11:01] Chio     Huh? [11:01] Manana     What's wrong? [11:03] Chio     My head's starting to throb... [11:05] Chio     Ow! What the hell?!     Ow, ow! It hurts so much! [11:09] Manana     It's probably from lack of sleep. [11:11] Chio     Seriously? Man, staying up all night sucks. [11:15] Chio     Ow... [11:16] Manana     Right? [11:17] Chio     Ow, ow, ow... [11:17] Manana     Right. It doesn't matter in the end,     as long as people don't find out... [11:19] Chio     What is this? [11:22] Manana     As long as they don't find out... [11:23] (Flashback) Manana     Wake up. Chio-chan. It's morning. [11:26] Manana     As long as they don't find out. [11:27] (Flashback) Manana     Wake up, you bastard. SIGN    Chio's SIGN    School Road [11:31] chio     Chio's School Road! [11:34] Chio     Okay, fine. [11:37] Chio     What would you do if you had 700 million yen? [11:39] Manana     What? 700 million yen? [11:41] Chio     Yeah, I made that much yesterday. [11:42] Goto     Shinozuka. [11:42] Chio     What're you talking about? [11:43] Momo     Yes, sir? [11:43] Chio     I got it in my game. [11:44] Goto     What would you do if you     received 700 million yen? [11:44] Chio     Of course... [11:47] Momo     Huh? W-Well, um, I... [11:50] Momo     To say I'd put it in savings would be cliché.     I don't want him to think I'm dull... [11:54] Momo     I-I need to come up with something funny... [11:56] Momo     U-Um... [11:58] Momo     I-I'd pay my taxes. [12:00] Momo     God, I'm such an idiot! [12:04] Goto     If the local government's budget increased, [12:06] Goto     I think everyone would be better off. [12:08] Goto     Just the answer I'd expect from you. [12:10] Momo     Right! SIGN    Apocri! SIGN    We want to know more!! Before summer arrives SIGN    A special on summer smells [12:15] Lady     Now, for our special this week, [12:17] Lady     we'll be covering the troubling     issue of body odor! [12:19] Manana     Odor, huh? Has nothing to do with m— [12:23] Lady     Did you know? [12:24] Lady     There are many times SIGN    You might have BO, too [12:25] [SONG] Sign     Haven't noticed personally [12:25] [SONG] Sign     Have noticed personally SIGN    Other [12:25] Lady     when you don't even notice your own BO. [12:29] Lady     Oh, no! [12:32] Lady     Many think that BO only affects men, [12:35] Lady     but actually, more and more     women are being affected by it. [12:38] Lady     I'm sure many of us plan to wear     lighter clothing this season. [12:42] Lady     There are some pitfalls     that women might fall into, [12:45] Lady     despite how hard they     work to avoid UV rays... [12:53] Manana     Say, Chio-chan... [12:56] Manana     Do I... ever smell bad? [13:00] Chio     Huh? Well, if I had to choose,     I'd say you are pretty fishy... [13:03] Manana     That's not what I meant! [13:05] Manana     They were talking about     BO on TV yesterday... [13:08] Manana     And you can't really tell yourself. [13:11] Manana     So could you... check for me? [13:15] Chio     Huh? [13:16] Chio     No, no. You're fine. Really. [13:18] Manana     Come on! [13:19] Manana     Please! [13:20] Chio     What? [13:22] Chio     Fine, then... [13:26] Manana     W-Well? [13:28] Chio     Yeah, you don't smell. [13:31] Manana     Thank goodness! I was so     worried, I couldn't sleep! [13:36] Chio     Well, I mean, humans are animals, too. [13:38] Chio     I think you're just worrying too much. [13:40] Manana     I see. [13:41] Chio     By the way— [13:43] Manana     Okay, let me smell you now. [13:44] Chio     No way! Somehow I knew that was coming! [13:48] Manana     You know... For science. [13:50] Chio     No! No way! It's embarrassing! [13:52] Manana     Well, I was embarrassed, too! [13:54] Chio     But you asked me to do it! [13:56] Manana     Don't worry... [13:57] Manana     I'm just checking. [13:59] Chio     No way! Now I'm getting really nervous! [14:07] Chio     Hey! What the hell was that technique?! [14:08] Manana     Now you can't move. [14:10] Chio     Stop it! [14:20] Manana     What... was that overpowering beastly odor? [14:23] Manana     My nose is still on my face... right? [14:28] Chio     So... How was it? [14:31] Manana     Huh?! [14:32] Manana     Um... It was completely... normal. [14:35] Chio     Oh, thank goodness! [14:37] Manana     I-I can't tell her it was a smell that     nearly ripped my nose off my face... [14:42] Manana     To think that Chio-chan     had such an ability... [14:45] Manana     I had no idea. [14:47] Manana     Why hadn't I realized it until now? [14:50] Manana     I get it! [14:52] Manana     We've always been together     ever since we were little, [14:55] Manana     so my nose must've eventually     gotten used to it... [14:58] Chio     Manana? [15:00] Manana     I finally understand everything... [15:02] Manana     including the reason Chio-chan became so     obsessed with being less than average. [15:06] Manana     The reason that Chio-chan became so     withdrawn without even realizing it... [15:07] Guy     Hey, let's have a party! [15:09] Chio     I want to go, too. [15:11] Girl     Yeah, so we'll be canceling that... [15:13] Manana     ...must be because she was hurt over     and over because of her condition. [15:14] Chio     Huh?! [15:16] Chio     But why?! [15:19] Manana     Chio-chan, I'm so sorry...     that I hadn't noticed until now... [15:25] Chio     Manana? [15:27] Manana     This whole time... [15:28] Manana     This whole time... [15:31] Manana     I've been with you this whole time... [15:33] Manana     Chio-chan, this is for you. [15:36] Chio     Huh? What, why? I can really have it? [15:38] Chio     I was just getting thirsty! [15:41] Manana     Hang on a second. [15:43] Manana     The fact that we've been together     this whole time would mean.. [15:47] Manana     that it affects me, too, right? [15:51] Manana     Come to think of it, there was... [15:54] (Flashback) Makiyama     Oh, cut it out, Makiyama-kun! [15:54] Manana     Makiyama-kun, the boy in our     class that I got close to... [15:56] (Flashback) Makiyama     Well, it's true. [15:58] Manana     I was positive that he had feelings for me... [16:01] Manana     But next thing I knew, he was going     out with some plain-as-hell girl. [16:01] Manana     Oh, cut it out, Makiyama-kun! [16:03] ---     Okay, maybe next time. [16:05] Manana     I knew that I was his first choice... [16:10] (Flashback) Makiyama     Sorry... I have someone else that I like. [16:14] (Flashback) Girl     Nonomura-san from our class? [16:16] (Flashback) Girl     I-I see... [16:18] (Flashback) Girl     I guess you don't know, Makiyama-kun... [16:21] (Flashback) Makiyama     Huh? [16:22] (Flashback) Girl     Well, you see... [16:24] (Flashback) Girl     She's best friends with Wild Game. [16:27] (Flashback) Makiyama     W-Wild Game? You mean that girl with     the glasses and the wild animal BO? [16:31] (Flashback) Girl     Yup. They're BFFs. All the girls know... [16:36] (Flashback) Girl     that if you hang out with Nonomura, [16:38] (Flashback) Girl     you might get it, too. [16:41] (Flashback) Girl     That wild game stench... [16:46] (Flashback) Makiyama     Man, that was close! [16:48] (Flashback) Makiyama     I totally almost fell for her! Thanks, man! [16:51] (Flashback) Girl     Oh, it was nothing! I was just     worried about you, Makiyama-kun! [16:57] Manana     Chi...o...cha...n... [17:00] Chio     Manana?! What the hell is     going on with your emotions?! [17:03] Chio     Hey, Manana! [17:04] Manana     Because of Chio—I mean, Wild Game... [17:05] ---     What's wrong? Have you gone crazy? [17:06] Manana     My normie life was... But... But... [17:07] ---     Don't do it! Don't go crazy! [17:11] Manana     But! [17:12] Chio     What the hell's wrong with you? [17:14] Chio     You're fine, Manana! You don't smell! [17:17] Manana     That's not it! [17:19] Manana     It's you, Wild Game. [17:22] Manana     Thinking about what you've been through... [17:25] Manana     and what you're going to go through... [17:31] Manana     Ah... You reek. [17:35] Manana     But still, I... I... [17:40] Manana     I love you, Wild Game! [17:47] Chio     Uh... Wild game is like...     meat from wild animals, right? [17:53] Chio     The hell? [17:54] Chio     Does she think eating smelly     meat will make her stink, too? [17:58] Chio     Is she dumb? [18:00] Manana     I've made up my mind. [18:03] Manana     I'll stick with you for life, Wild Game. [18:05] Chio     Huh? Is she going to become     a hunter or something? [18:08] Manana     I'll always... [18:09] Manana     be by your side! [18:11] Manana     Let's continue being a burden [18:14] Manana     to society together! [18:17] Chio     Hello? Yuki-chan? [18:19] Chio     Sorry to call you out of the blue.     Yeah, Manana's acting weird. [18:23] Chio     Could you come by? [18:24] Manana     You called Yuki-san? [18:25] Chio     Yeah... [18:26] Manana     That's perfect, actually.     For a brutal truth like this... [18:26] Manana     I mean, I know she's always weird,     but this is beyond explanation. [18:30] ---     Like, something's really wrong with her.     I seriously can't even explain it! [18:30] Manana     It's best to have someone     sincere and honest tell you. [18:35] Chio     Yeah... [18:35] Manana     The day of reckoning is nigh! [18:38] Chio     Uh... Yeah. Please hurry. [18:42] Yuki     Sorry to keep you waiting! [18:44] Chio     You're so fast, Yuki-chan! [18:46] Manana     So you've come! [18:48] Manana     But that girl... is just a smiling reaper. [18:48] Yuki     Not at all! [18:55] Manana     I'm glad you could make it,     Death Scythe Hosokawa. [18:59] Chio     See? [19:00] Yuki     You're right... [19:01] Manana     Yuki-san, there's something     that I need you to confirm. [19:05] Manana     And I need you to be completely honest. [19:09] Yuki     Yeah! You don't smell at all! [19:12] Chio     Huh? [19:13] Chio     What the hell? [19:15] Manana     Huh?! You don't have to be     nice, Yuki-san! Be honest! [19:19] Yuki     I am, though! I can't lie! [19:23] Manana     Then let me smell! [19:25] Chio     What?! [19:31] Manana     She's right! You don't stink! [19:33] Chio     No, I don't! [19:34] Manana     But I could've sworn I smelled some     tremendous beastly smell earlier... [19:39] Chio     Actually, now that you mention it... [19:46] Chio     It reeks! What the hell?! [19:49] Chio     My nose is still on my face, right? [19:51] Chio     Why is it just here? [19:55] Chio     Come to think of it,     when I left the house today... [19:58] (Flashback) Chio     There, there, good boy.     You're so full of energy again. [20:03] (Flashback) Chio     Hey, stop it. I'm ticklish there. [20:07] Chio     It must be Chop's saliva. [20:09] Yuki     Do doggies' mouths smell that bad? [20:10] Manana     I see. [20:12] Manana     It's all because of her dog.     Chio-chan doesn't actually smell. [20:12] Chio     Well, my dog's teeth are really bad. [20:17] Manana     Thank goodness. Wild Game didn't     actually exist in this world. [20:23] Manana     Then why... [20:25] Manana     didn't Makiyama-kun choose me?! [20:28] Chio     I'm gonna go to the bathroom in     the convenience store to wipe it off. [20:30] Yuki     Okay! [20:33] Manana     S-Say... Do you know     Makiyama-kun from our class? [20:37] Yuki     Oh, you mean Kensuke-kun. [20:39] Manana     Oh, you're on a first-name basis... [20:42] Manana     I-It seems like he got     a girlfriend recently... [20:46] Manana     I was... sort of going for him. [20:51] Yuki     Really? [20:52] Yuki     Oh, but you haven't actually     asked him out, right? [20:55] Manana     Huh? Right... [20:57] Yuki     Thank goodness! [20:59] Yuki     You see, Kensuke-kun only likes pretty girls. [21:04] Manana     You don't say... [21:06] Manana     Ah... [21:07] Manana     Death Scythe Hosokawa... [21:09] Manana     You truly are a cruel angel... [21:11] Chio     I'm back! [21:14] Manana     I see. [21:16] Manana     Since Makiyama-kun only likes pretty     girls, I didn't stand a chance! [21:21] Manana     Thank goodness I didn't get hurt! [21:28] Yuki     Sniff, sniff, sniff, whiff, whiff, whiff. SIGN    Chio's SIGN    School Road [21:30] Yuki     Ah, what a lovely scent. [21:33] Manana     What do you smell like, Momo-senpai? [21:36] Chio     Yeah! [21:37] Manana     Yeah! [21:39] Momo     Where did that come from? [21:40] Manana     Sensei, you always have a     girl standing next to you. [21:43] Manana     I hope you're mindful of how you smell. [21:47] Momo     Oh, but... [21:48] Momo     I don't mind the smell of     a hard-working older man... [21:55] Goto     Older man? SIGN    Next Episode Preview [23:28] manana     Next time on Chio's School Road... [23:30] chio     Really?! [23:30] manana     "Just One Masterful Method"... [23:31] chio     What? [23:32] manana     ...and "Yuki-chan Bares It All." [23:35] manana     Look forward to it! [23:36] all     La, la, la, the last episode!