13 - Outdoor School Confusion

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[00:23] ---
    Fear-chan, here!
[00:31] ---
    Oh, how can you be such a cute being?
[00:35] ---
    You're so cute that the Earth's
    ecosystem is in trouble!
[00:38] ---
    I've gotta protect you!
[00:40] ---
    Here!
[00:41] ---
    It's like you've succeeded
    in getting a pet to eat.
[00:44] ---
    --That's it! Here, open wide!
[00:45] ---
    --She won't eat dried squid, huh?
[00:48] ---
    --Don't actually act like you're
    feeding a pet. It's ludicrous.
[00:53] ---
    But it really is fun going on
    a journey with everyone.
[00:57] ---
    Wait, everyone?
[01:03] ---
    It can't be helped since she's in a different
    class, but she seems kind of lonely...
[01:08] ---
    Hmph, she'll be in the same group
    once we get there, right?
[01:12] ---
    I'd rather trade her for Kuroe.
[01:14] ---
    I wish she could've come, too.
[01:17] ---
    It can't be helped.
    This is a school function.
[01:28] ---
    Well, I feel bad for Kuroe
    who had to stay home,
[01:31] ---
    but it looks like this outdoor
    school thing will be a very fun event!
[01:37] ---
    --Hey, be careful, Fear!
[01:38] ---
    --Oh, don't worry!
[01:39] ---
    --Hey!
[02:01] ---
    The melody of the whispering breeze,
    stealing away the heart of the rain shower
[02:13] ---
    The clear azure sky
    changes to a deep violet
[02:25] ---
    The fleeting illusion
    appears shining brightly
[02:31] ---
    I ponder it, along with
    the recollections I nestle
[02:38] ---
    Memories piled like diamonds of light
    act as guides on the path I followed here
[02:44] ---
    A single sign is worth more
    than countless words
[02:50] ---
    The sound of footsteps as I start
    running vanishes into eternity
[02:56] ---
    I'll carve my spiral oath
    with my own two hands
[03:15] ---
    "Chapter 13"
    "Outdoor School Confusion!"
[03:18] ---
    Hello!
[03:19] ---
    'ello.
[03:22] ---
    W-Why are you here?
[03:24] ---
    It's a part-time job.
[03:25] ---
    Sove-chan and I were hired
    by the president to do chores and things.
[03:34] ---
    I see. This looks like it'll be
    more lively and fun, then!
[03:38] ---
    That's good.
[03:39] ---
    --Unfortunately, it is not all good.
[03:41] ---
    --Yup, yup.
[03:43] ---
    Yachi-sama.
[03:46] ---
    I have a matter to discuss with you.
[03:51] ---
    Hey, how are you all? It's me.
[03:54] ---
    I have orders for you.
[03:57] ---
    Why are we getting orders...
[03:59] ---
    even after coming all the way here?
    I have a bad feeling about this.
[04:02] ---
    A-Anyway, let's watch to the end.
[04:06] ---
    Apparently, there's a rumor that
    cursed monsters have been appearing
[04:11] ---
    at the campsite where you're staying.
[04:13] ---
    Cursed monsters?
[04:16] ---
    It's possible that it's related
    somehow to cursed tools.
[04:21] ---
    I wanted you to investigate that.
[04:23] ---
    The usual "find the cursed tool," huh?
[04:26] ---
    Oh dear, I wish he'd
    stop that hobby of his.
[04:30] ---
    It looks like there's a suspicious
    cave and shrine nearby...
[04:36] ---
    It seems more and more dubious now...
[04:39] ---
    And of course, the monsters probably
    have some sort of demonic powers.
[04:44] ---
    If you encounter one,
    there's no telling what will happen.
[04:47] ---
    Be careful!
[04:50] ---
    Hmph. I'd like to see one
    if they really exist.
[04:53] ---
    Honestly, I have come to the conclusion
    that this case is not that important.
[05:01] ---
    Oh, even you would say that?
[05:04] ---
    If that weren't the case, then we
    would not have outdoor school here.
[05:08] ---
    Right...?
[05:10] ---
    Therefore, you may treat
    this as an afterthought.
[05:14] ---
    It would be enough to say you
    investigated but did not find anything.
[05:20] ---
    Well, if that's enough...
[05:22] ---
    I'll be busy with various things.
[05:25] ---
    I'll keep it in mind, but that's it.
[05:30] ---
    Yes, that is fine.
[05:34] ---
    It's the signal to gather.
[05:35] ---
    Let's go.
[05:36] ---
    Zenon-san, we'll see you later then.
[05:40] ---
    Very well. I'm counting on you.
[05:45] ---
    Why...?
[05:47] ---
    I'm sure I did it like
    the explanation, but...
[05:51] ---
    Let me try again.
[05:53] ---
    Like this?
[05:54] ---
    Like this?
[05:55] ---
    Like this?
[06:01] ---
    Why?!
[06:03] ---
    Are you two okay with that?
[06:06] ---
    She said, "I'll have it done
    in a second!" though...
[06:12] ---
    Well, it's good that she is motivated.
[06:14] ---
    --Are there any groups
    who haven't gotten one yet?
[06:15] ---
    --Speaking of motivation...
[06:17] ---
    They're working hard, too, huh?
[06:20] ---
    Here's a complete tent set...
[06:33] ---
    Huh?
[06:34] ---
    W-What was that just now...?
[06:37] ---
    How impertinent! You're just a tent!
[06:42] ---
    How's it going?
[06:45] ---
    E-Everything's perfect! I'll be done soon!
[06:49] ---
    It's very artistic.
[06:51] ---
    R-Right? Right...
[06:53] ---
    After you finish putting up the tent, I
    think you have free time, so do your best.
[06:58] ---
    E-Easy peasy. Just leave it to me.
[07:16] ---
    It's cold! It feels good!
[07:19] ---
    Shall we try swimming?
[07:21] ---
    Don't say something so foolish.
    We didn't bring our swimsuits.
[07:24] ---
    What? This is what you get
    for calling me foolish!
[07:28] ---
    What are you doing? Here!
[07:31] ---
    Take that!
[07:36] ---
    How ludicrous.
[07:38] ---
    C'mon!
[07:40] ---
    Stop it!
[07:43] ---
    Take this!
[07:47] ---
    What did I tell you? That's what you
    get for playing around in the river.
[07:51] ---
    What have I done...?
[07:57] ---
    H-Haruaki-kun!
[07:59] ---
    Yachi... what are you looking at...?
[08:04] ---
    An opening!
[08:09] ---
    Did you see that? It's divine punishment!
[08:11] ---
    Jeez...
[08:13] ---
    What are you doing?
[08:15] ---
    More importantly, where's your bra?
[08:18] ---
    I didn't wear one today.
[08:20] ---
    They are very confining,
    so I do not like them.
[08:24] ---
    That's not the issue here!
[08:26] ---
    Especially since we're
    playing in nature today,
[08:29] ---
    I'm sure a sense of freedom is important.
[08:32] ---
    It sounds like you're an exhibitionist...
[08:34] ---
    Oh, all you young people are playing.
[08:38] ---
    Hey. Are you working?
[08:41] ---
    We're working hard.
[08:54] ---
    Huh? Why am I holding Kuroe-chan?
[08:59] ---
    This is the ninja substitution technique.
[09:01] ---
    That's not for you to say, is it?
[09:07] ---
    Sexy?
[09:09] ---
    That's ludicrous!
[09:12] ---
    --Ow... Owww...!
[09:13] ---
    --Jeez, is there nothing in front of your
    eyes except that which you should not see?
[09:24] ---
    I'm hungry...
[09:28] ---
    All right, let's do our best.
[09:31] ---
    I'm glad we're in the same group!
[09:33] ---
    Yeah, we're counting on you!
[09:37] ---
    Or so you think. But if I make it
    by myself, it won't help you guys at all.
[09:42] ---
    What? Boo, boo!
[09:44] ---
    Curry's easy, so you guys should make it.
[09:47] ---
    What? Boo, boo!
[09:50] ---
    The purpose of this time is to
    learn about cooking outdoors.
[09:54] ---
    It would be ludicrous
    to leave it to one person.
[09:57] ---
    You too, Kirika-chan?
[09:58] ---
    Uh-huh. I'll have you eat
    what I cook for once, Haruaki.
[10:04] ---
    And you should be grateful!
[10:06] ---
    Oh, you seem motivated.
    I'm looking forward to it.
[10:09] ---
    Leave it to me!
[10:11] ---
    Kana, will you teach me how to do it?
[10:13] ---
    Of course! Let's work hard, Fear-chan!
[10:16] ---
    Oh, you traitor...!
[10:21] ---
    --No fair, no fair! Me, too!
[10:22] ---
    --Then I'll be in charge of the rice.
[10:29] ---
    I wonder if we'll be okay...
[10:35] ---
    W-Why did it turn out like this?
[10:38] ---
    Oh...
[10:42] ---
    I couldn't help it...
[10:43] ---
    Anyway, let's try it!
[10:46] ---
    You're right. It'll get cold.
[10:48] ---
    Let's eat!
[10:55] ---
    I-It's good!
[10:56] ---
    Idiot! Konoha-san helped
    make it, so of course it's delicious!
[11:01] ---
    I-It's the best, Konoha-san!
[11:04] ---
    Thank you very much.
    What do you think, Haruaki-kun?
[11:08] ---
    Oh, it doesn't look that great,
    but it tastes good, like steak curry.
[11:14] ---
    I agree. This is good for what it is.
[11:18] ---
    There might be some problems
    with the amount of calories...
[11:20] ---
    but I will invoke the
    "It's okay since I'm on vacation" rule!
[11:25] ---
    It's no more than cow-udder food
    made by Cow Udders!
[11:30] ---
    Looks like you can't escape that meatiness.
[11:39] ---
    I'm tired... Won't it hurry up and cook?
[11:46] ---
    I guess it's about time to do
    what the president asked us.
[11:50] ---
    That sounds good.
[11:51] ---
    Yes, we can treat it as
    an after-dinner walk.
[11:55] ---
    A walk?
[11:58] ---
    May I join you?
[12:00] ---
    Yeah, of course, President.
[12:03] ---
    It'll be 90% walk and 10% investigation.
[12:06] ---
    You should keep that in mind
    while you're with us, Kirika.
[12:09] ---
    Investigation?
[12:10] ---
    Actually, the school president
    said something strange again...
[12:18] ---
    An after-dinner walk feels nice
    when we're surrounded by nature!
[12:22] ---
    We should've invited Kuroe
    and Sovereignty, too.
[12:26] ---
    Now that you mention it,
    I wonder where they went?
[12:28] ---
    I didn't see them...
[12:29] ---
    They're working, so I'm sure
    they still had things to do.
[12:32] ---
    But are there really monsters here?
[12:36] ---
    Of course not. It's silly.
[12:39] ---
    Yeah, right?
[12:42] ---
    W-What was that?
[12:43] ---
    Over there!
[12:50] ---
    Th-This is...
[13:01] ---
    I don't understand...
[13:02] ---
    What?
[13:04] ---
    During roll call just now, there were no
    missing students or students who were afraid.
[13:11] ---
    So then what was that scream that we heard?
[13:15] ---
    It's possible that it could be
    the cry of a monster.
[13:19] ---
    What?
[13:20] ---
    And it could gobble up humans
    headfirst who approach it to investigate!
[13:28] ---
    D-Don't say such frightening things!
[13:31] ---
    Excuse me.
[13:33] ---
    Oh, a barrel bath!
[13:36] ---
    How nostalgic!
[13:41] ---
    Welcome!
[13:43] ---
    Do you want to warm up first? Or wash
    your body first? I'll do your back.
[13:48] ---
    Then, I'll wash my body first.
[13:50] ---
    Leave it to me!
[13:53] ---
    Oof...
[13:54] ---
    Stare...
[13:59] ---
    Look, Kuroe.
[14:00] ---
    That is the enemy of our Ladyboob Alliance.
[14:04] ---
    Yes, she is giving off a fearsome presence.
[14:08] ---
    Will you pretend that your hand slipped
    and scatter fire embers in that direction?
[14:13] ---
    It might open up a hole
    and make them deflate...
[14:15] ---
    Are you treating me like a balloon?
[14:17] ---
    Of course.
[14:18] ---
    Get the air out quickly!
[14:20] ---
    Deflate...!
[14:23] ---
    Deflate...!
[14:26] ---
    These girls...
[14:31] ---
    Fea-chi, how's the water?
[14:34] ---
    Oh, it feels nice.
[14:39] ---
    Even so, that Zenon...
[14:43] ---
    My apologies. Because of
    the number of people we have,
[14:47] ---
    I ask that you and the others refrain
    from using the camp shower facilities.
[14:53] ---
    When she said that, I wasn't
    sure what we would do,
[14:57] ---
    but this specially-prepared bathing zone...
[15:01] ---
    This might've actually been better.
[15:04] ---
    That's true. We can sit
    in water up to our shoulders,
[15:08] ---
    and it's not like Ueno-san could have
    showered with everyone else.
[15:15] ---
    Oh, Kirika, you're here, too?
[15:18] ---
    The water's nice. Hurry up and come!
[15:21] ---
    This is ludicrous...
[15:23] ---
    We're the only ones here.
    Don't worry about it so much!
[15:28] ---
    She's right, Ueno-san!
[15:32] ---
    Who cares? Don't worry so much about me!
[15:36] ---
    I don't need help, either!
[15:37] ---
    Oh, really? Too bad.
[15:46] ---
    I see. So she can shift them a little.
[15:51] ---
    Must be hard, after all.
[15:53] ---
    My heart's starting to
    beat a little faster.
[15:56] ---
    Yeah, it's stimulating
    some strange fetish...
[16:01] ---
    All right, I'll help you
    after all! I'll do your back.
[16:05] ---
    Sovereignty-kun...
[16:07] ---
    You see, that's not strange at all.
[16:11] ---
    You don't have to feel
    embarrassed or inferior.
[16:16] ---
    I'm sure that's true!
    That's why I want to help you!
[16:19] ---
    Yes, she's right.
[16:21] ---
    You said something good, Sovereignty.
[16:32] ---
    I'm sorry!
[16:36] ---
    A peeper?!
[16:42] ---
    Shiraho... san...?
[16:51] ---
    Even if it's Shiraho-kun...
[16:53] ---
    Yes, I suppose not even she could
    use the substitution technique
[16:56] ---
    for a clumsy girl's own shamelessness.
[16:59] ---
    Why do you sound disappointed?
[17:02] ---
    Recently, Shiraho seems to be
    showing superhuman movements.
[17:06] ---
    "Thriving Business"
    "Many Customers"
[17:09] ---
    By the way, what do you think about
    what happened this evening?
[17:13] ---
    Honestly, I don't know.
[17:15] ---
    We couldn't see the victim, either.
[17:18] ---
    But it's true that something
    strange happened.
[17:22] ---
    And I felt an evil presence, too.
[17:25] ---
    You're right. I hope we
    were just imagining it.
[17:29] ---
    Well then, I suppose we can only conclude
    that we must remain vigilant.
[17:35] ---
    That's true. At any rate, it will be
    too late after something happens.
[17:53] ---
    The rain's gotten stronger, huh?
[17:56] ---
    Why don't we talk to pass the time?
[18:00] ---
    If there really were a monster,
    what do you think it'd look like?
[18:06] ---
    Let's see... What it looks like?
[18:09] ---
    Whatever left behind that scene
    had to have been slimy.
[18:13] ---
    There were eight depressions in the ground
[18:15] ---
    and scratches on the trunk of the tree.
[18:17] ---
    Thinking about it using those hints...
[18:22] ---
    I-In any case, I don't
    like the looks of it.
[18:25] ---
    It's like my body is refusing
    to think more about it...
[18:30] ---
    Oh my, I'm not sure what you're
    talking about, but you're scared, right?
[18:34] ---
    W-What are you talking about?!
    I'll curse you!
[18:37] ---
    There's no way I'm scared!
[18:39] ---
    What was that?!
[19:07] ---
    Th-This is...?!
[19:11] ---
    "Yachi"
[19:13] ---
    Haru... aki...
[19:19] ---
    Zenon-san! Zenon-san!
[19:22] ---
    Did something happen?
[19:24] ---
    You said there was a suspicious
    cave and shrine nearby, right?
[19:29] ---
    Yes.
[19:31] ---
    This must be it.
[19:33] ---
    It really seems like a place where
    spider monsters would hide.
[19:38] ---
    Are you all right, Fear-kun?
[19:40] ---
    If you're scared, you can wait here.
[19:43] ---
    What are you saying?!
[19:50] ---
    "Yachi"
[20:03] ---
    I... I...
[20:06] ---
    Haruaki...!
[20:12] ---
    I don't care anymore!
[20:15] ---
    Wait!
[20:17] ---
    How ludicrous.
[20:21] ---
    Wait, at least look in front of you!
[20:27] ---
    What did I tell you?
[20:30] ---
    What are you doing? I'll curse you!
[20:32] ---
    It's because you weren't
    looking in front of you!
[20:38] ---
    But this hole...
[20:40] ---
    Konoha-kun!
[20:58] ---
    This sensation...
[21:02] ---
    I won't lose!
[21:08] ---
    Kurokawa Karen!
[21:21] ---
    You monster!
[21:23] ---
    I can't believe you are intelligent enough
    to set traps like that pitfall earlier!
[21:29] ---
    These threads are sticky!
[21:30] ---
    Stay away!
[21:33] ---
    Haruaki, Haruaki...
[21:35] ---
    If I'm too slow, he might get eaten!
[21:37] ---
    Haruaki...!
[21:53] ---
    I-It's no use, huh?
[21:55] ---
    What's going on?
[22:00] ---
    It's no use. I have no idea...
[22:04] ---
    I wonder if someone will come save me...
[22:08] ---
    Konoha will probably come
    for me, but Fear...
[22:15] ---
    There's no way she could...
[22:22] ---
    Wha...? Fear?
[22:24] ---
    H-Haruaki!
[22:26] ---
    Are you okay? You're unhurt, right?
[22:32] ---
    Are you all right, Haruaki?
[22:35] ---
    Are you all right, Yachi?
[22:37] ---
    Konoha, and President, you came, too?
[22:39] ---
    First, let's cut that.
[22:44] ---
    Thanks.
[22:45] ---
    You're welcome.
[22:48] ---
    I'm so glad...
[22:49] ---
    Are you all right, Fear?
[22:51] ---
    I-I'm fine.
[22:53] ---
    I'm completely, absolutely fine!
    I wasn't scared at all!
[22:58] ---
    Then, that's fine.
[23:02] ---
    Well, where are we?
[23:03] ---
    Um, well...
[23:05] ---
    It's the cave from the rumors.
[23:07] ---
    This is where everything started after all!
[23:10] ---
    Now, this cursed shrine is where
    the evil monsters were born, huh?
[23:17] ---
    There's no need for that.
[23:19] ---
    What are you saying, Cow Udders?
[23:21] ---
    This shrine is too new to be cursed.
[23:26] ---
    There was a scream but no victim.
[23:29] ---
    And the sensation I felt
    when I cut the threads...
[23:32] ---
    Over there!
[23:37] ---
    In addition, at the bottom
    of the pitfall, there was a mat,
[23:42] ---
    and the logs in the trap
    were made of papier-mâché.
[23:45] ---
    Jeez, it's ludicrous.
[23:48] ---
    Now...
[23:50] ---
    S-Sorry!
[23:52] ---
    If you're willing to apologize, then why
    don't we have you confess what's going on?
[23:57] ---
    E-Even if you ask us what's going on...
[24:03] ---
    It was kind of like this...
[24:05] ---
    Yes, and like this...
[24:09] ---
    What else?
[24:11] ---
    And like this...?
[24:13] ---
    W-What?!
[24:24] ---
    We were supposed to show you
    this once we were found out.
[24:27] ---
    Now, I'll reveal everything.
[24:30] ---
    Guess what? The one behind
    everything was me!
[24:37] ---
    Everything happened on my orders.
[24:41] ---
    You will only have the
    outdoor school event once.
[24:44] ---
    That's why I meddled to
    give you some small thrills
[24:47] ---
    to help you create more happy memories.
[24:53] ---
    Oh, right. I also thought it would be a good
    chance for Fear-kun to overcome her weakness.
[25:01] ---
    How was it? Was it exciting?
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    Did you deepen your bonds?
[25:06] ---
    Did you overcome your weakness?
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    You don't have to thank me.
[25:13] ---
    P.S....
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    This video player is cheap, so you
    do not have to hold back. Go ahead.
[25:21] ---
    W-What the hell was that?!
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    Jeez, that guy causes so much trouble.
[25:33] ---
    Rather than thanks, he deserves
    a punishment when we get back!
[25:36] ---
    But Fear, I was really happy.
[25:40] ---
    Even though I'm sure you were
    really scared of the spider monsters,
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    you still came to save me.
[25:45] ---
    Thanks.
[25:47] ---
    Uh, of course... I mean, it wasn't...
[25:56] ---
    N-No, that's not it...
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    It's not! Don't get the wrong idea!
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    I was never scared of spiders
    at all to begin with!
[26:06] ---
    I'll curse you!
[26:07] ---
    Really?
[26:08] ---
    Yes!
[26:09] ---
    Are you sure...?
[26:10] ---
    How tedious! Yes, I'm sure!
[26:13] ---
    Then, Fear-san, will you
    turn around for a second?
[26:30] ---
    Flowers bloom again clad
    in colors announcing the season
[26:43] ---
    Nestling close to you like that
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    I hope I can become happy little by little
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    Can I fall more and more in love with you?
[27:06] ---
    You are always in my heart
[27:13] ---
    When our feelings come together,
    we change the future
[27:20] ---
    Even the idea that loneliness
    makes the heart grow fonder
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    If it's the two of us, the two of us
[27:30] ---
    Then I can surely believe it
[27:56] ---
    I'm glad our job ended without incident.
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    I do feel a little bad
    about tricking you, though.
[28:04] ---
    Hmph. I'll save all my
    complaints for the president.
[28:09] ---
    Oh, Kuroe and my tent is over here.
[28:13] ---
    What's wrong?
[28:15] ---
    W-What should we do? I think
    I hear a strange noise inside...
[28:21] ---
    M-Maybe it's a real monster...
[28:34] ---
    Oh, where did Sovereignty go?
[28:36] ---
    I came because I didn't have enough
    Sovereignty and needed to replenish...
[28:41] ---
    The smell... All I have is
    Sovereignty's smell...
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    Sovereignty...
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    You saw, didn't you?
[29:12] ---
    Oh, no! I don't know what's
    going on, but run away!
[29:18] ---
    Shiraho... Calm down! Please!
[29:24] ---
    It looks like the real monster was here.
[29:27] ---
    This is no time to be saying that!
[29:29] ---
    This is ludicrous.
[29:31] ---
    Everyone, lose your memory!