# 13 - Outdoor School Confusion
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**[00:23] ---**
Fear-*chan*, here!
**[00:31] ---**
Oh, how can you be such a cute being?
**[00:35] ---**
You're so cute that the Earth's
ecosystem is in trouble!
**[00:38] ---**
I've gotta protect you!
**[00:40] ---**
Here!
**[00:41] ---**
It's like you've succeeded
in getting a pet to eat.
**[00:44] ---**
--That's it! Here, open wide!
**[00:45] ---**
--She won't eat dried squid, huh?
**[00:48] ---**
--Don't actually act like you're
feeding a pet. It's ludicrous.
**[00:53] ---**
But it really is fun going on
a journey with everyone.
**[00:57] ---**
Wait, everyone?
**[01:03] ---**
It can't be helped since she's in a different
class, but she seems kind of lonely...
**[01:08] ---**
Hmph, she'll be in the same group
once we get there, right?
**[01:12] ---**
I'd rather trade her for Kuroe.
**[01:14] ---**
I wish she could've come, too.
**[01:17] ---**
It can't be helped.
This is a school function.
**[01:28] ---**
Well, I feel bad for Kuroe
who had to stay home,
**[01:31] ---**
but it looks like this outdoor
school thing will be a very fun event!
**[01:37] ---**
--Hey, be careful, Fear!
**[01:38] ---**
--Oh, don't worry!
**[01:39] ---**
--Hey!
**[02:01] ---**
*The melody of the whispering breeze,
stealing away the heart of the rain shower*
**[02:13] ---**
*The clear azure sky
changes to a deep violet*
**[02:25] ---**
*The fleeting illusion
appears shining brightly*
**[02:31] ---**
*I ponder it, along with
the recollections I nestle*
**[02:38] ---**
*Memories piled like diamonds of light
act as guides on the path I followed here*
**[02:44] ---**
*A single sign is worth more
than countless words*
**[02:50] ---**
*The sound of footsteps as I start
running vanishes into eternity*
**[02:56] ---**
*I'll carve my spiral oath
with my own two hands*
**[03:15] ---**
"Chapter 13"
"Outdoor School Confusion!"
**[03:18] ---**
Hello!
**[03:19] ---**
'ello.
**[03:22] ---**
W-Why are you here?
**[03:24] ---**
It's a part-time job.
**[03:25] ---**
Sove-*chan* and I were hired
by the president to do chores and things.
**[03:34] ---**
I see. This looks like it'll be
more lively and fun, then!
**[03:38] ---**
That's good.
**[03:39] ---**
--Unfortunately, it is not all good.
**[03:41] ---**
--Yup, yup.
**[03:43] ---**
Yachi-*sama*.
**[03:46] ---**
I have a matter to discuss with you.
**[03:51] ---**
Hey, how are you all? It's me.
**[03:54] ---**
I have orders for you.
**[03:57] ---**
Why are we getting orders...
**[03:59] ---**
even after coming all the way here?
I have a bad feeling about this.
**[04:02] ---**
A-Anyway, let's watch to the end.
**[04:06] ---**
Apparently, there's a rumor that
cursed monsters have been appearing
**[04:11] ---**
at the campsite where you're staying.
**[04:13] ---**
Cursed monsters?
**[04:16] ---**
It's possible that it's related
somehow to cursed tools.
**[04:21] ---**
I wanted you to investigate that.
**[04:23] ---**
The usual "find the cursed tool," huh?
**[04:26] ---**
Oh dear, I wish he'd
stop that hobby of his.
**[04:30] ---**
It looks like there's a suspicious
cave and shrine nearby...
**[04:36] ---**
It seems more and more dubious now...
**[04:39] ---**
And of course, the monsters probably
have some sort of demonic powers.
**[04:44] ---**
If you encounter one,
there's no telling what will happen.
**[04:47] ---**
Be careful!
**[04:50] ---**
Hmph. I'd like to see one
if they really exist.
**[04:53] ---**
Honestly, I have come to the conclusion
that this case is not that important.
**[05:01] ---**
Oh, even you would say that?
**[05:04] ---**
If that weren't the case, then we
would not have outdoor school here.
**[05:08] ---**
Right...?
**[05:10] ---**
Therefore, you may treat
this as an afterthought.
**[05:14] ---**
It would be enough to say you
investigated but did not find anything.
**[05:20] ---**
Well, if that's enough...
**[05:22] ---**
I'll be busy with various things.
**[05:25] ---**
I'll keep it in mind, but that's it.
**[05:30] ---**
Yes, that is fine.
**[05:34] ---**
It's the signal to gather.
**[05:35] ---**
Let's go.
**[05:36] ---**
Zenon-*san*, we'll see you later then.
**[05:40] ---**
Very well. I'm counting on you.
**[05:45] ---**
Why...?
**[05:47] ---**
I'm sure I did it like
the explanation, but...
**[05:51] ---**
Let me try again.
**[05:53] ---**
Like this?
**[05:54] ---**
Like this?
**[05:55] ---**
Like this?
**[06:01] ---**
Why?!
**[06:03] ---**
Are you two okay with that?
**[06:06] ---**
She said, "I'll have it done
in a second!" though...
**[06:12] ---**
Well, it's good that she is motivated.
**[06:14] ---**
--Are there any groups
who haven't gotten one yet?
**[06:15] ---**
--Speaking of motivation...
**[06:17] ---**
They're working hard, too, huh?
**[06:20] ---**
Here's a complete tent set...
**[06:33] ---**
Huh?
**[06:34] ---**
W-What was that just now...?
**[06:37] ---**
How impertinent! You're just a tent!
**[06:42] ---**
How's it going?
**[06:45] ---**
E-Everything's perfect! I'll be done soon!
**[06:49] ---**
It's very artistic.
**[06:51] ---**
R-Right? Right...
**[06:53] ---**
After you finish putting up the tent, I
think you have free time, so do your best.
**[06:58] ---**
E-Easy peasy. Just leave it to me.
**[07:16] ---**
It's cold! It feels good!
**[07:19] ---**
Shall we try swimming?
**[07:21] ---**
Don't say something so foolish.
We didn't bring our swimsuits.
**[07:24] ---**
What? This is what you get
for calling me foolish!
**[07:28] ---**
What are you doing? Here!
**[07:31] ---**
Take that!
**[07:36] ---**
How ludicrous.
**[07:38] ---**
C'mon!
**[07:40] ---**
Stop it!
**[07:43] ---**
Take this!
**[07:47] ---**
What did I tell you? That's what you
get for playing around in the river.
**[07:51] ---**
What have I done...?
**[07:57] ---**
H-Haruaki-*kun*!
**[07:59] ---**
Yachi... what are you looking at...?
**[08:04] ---**
An opening!
**[08:09] ---**
Did you see that? It's divine punishment!
**[08:11] ---**
Jeez...
**[08:13] ---**
What are you doing?
**[08:15] ---**
More importantly, where's your bra?
**[08:18] ---**
I didn't wear one today.
**[08:20] ---**
They are very confining,
so I do not like them.
**[08:24] ---**
That's not the issue here!
**[08:26] ---**
Especially since we're
playing in nature today,
**[08:29] ---**
I'm sure a sense of freedom is important.
**[08:32] ---**
It sounds like you're an exhibitionist...
**[08:34] ---**
Oh, all you young people are playing.
**[08:38] ---**
Hey. Are you working?
**[08:41] ---**
We're working hard.
**[08:54] ---**
Huh? Why am I holding Kuroe-*chan*?
**[08:59] ---**
This is the ninja substitution technique.
**[09:01] ---**
That's not for you to say, is it?
**[09:07] ---**
Sexy?
**[09:09] ---**
That's ludicrous!
**[09:12] ---**
--Ow... Owww...!
**[09:13] ---**
--Jeez, is there nothing in front of your
eyes except that which you should not see?
**[09:24] ---**
I'm hungry...
**[09:28] ---**
All right, let's do our best.
**[09:31] ---**
I'm glad we're in the same group!
**[09:33] ---**
Yeah, we're counting on you!
**[09:37] ---**
Or so you think. But if I make it
by myself, it won't help you guys at all.
**[09:42] ---**
What? Boo, boo!
**[09:44] ---**
Curry's easy, so you guys should make it.
**[09:47] ---**
What? Boo, boo!
**[09:50] ---**
The purpose of this time is to
learn about cooking outdoors.
**[09:54] ---**
It would be ludicrous
to leave it to one person.
**[09:57] ---**
You too, Kirika-*chan*?
**[09:58] ---**
Uh-huh. I'll have you eat
what I cook for once, Haruaki.
**[10:04] ---**
And you should be grateful!
**[10:06] ---**
Oh, you seem motivated.
I'm looking forward to it.
**[10:09] ---**
Leave it to me!
**[10:11] ---**
Kana, will you teach me how to do it?
**[10:13] ---**
Of course! Let's work hard, Fear-*chan*!
**[10:16] ---**
Oh, you traitor...!
**[10:21] ---**
--No fair, no fair! Me, too!
**[10:22] ---**
--Then I'll be in charge of the rice.
**[10:29] ---**
I wonder if we'll be okay...
**[10:35] ---**
W-Why did it turn out like this?
**[10:38] ---**
Oh...
**[10:42] ---**
I couldn't help it...
**[10:43] ---**
Anyway, let's try it!
**[10:46] ---**
You're right. It'll get cold.
**[10:48] ---**
Let's eat!
**[10:55] ---**
I-It's good!
**[10:56] ---**
Idiot! Konoha-*san* helped
make it, so of course it's delicious!
**[11:01] ---**
I-It's the best, Konoha-*san*!
**[11:04] ---**
Thank you very much.
What do you think, Haruaki-*kun*?
**[11:08] ---**
Oh, it doesn't look that great,
but it tastes good, like steak curry.
**[11:14] ---**
I agree. This is good for what it is.
**[11:18] ---**
There might be some problems
with the amount of calories...
**[11:20] ---**
but I will invoke the
"It's okay since I'm on vacation" rule!
**[11:25] ---**
It's no more than cow-udder food
made by Cow Udders!
**[11:30] ---**
Looks like you can't escape that meatiness.
**[11:39] ---**
I'm tired... Won't it hurry up and cook?
**[11:46] ---**
I guess it's about time to do
what the president asked us.
**[11:50] ---**
That sounds good.
**[11:51] ---**
Yes, we can treat it as
an after-dinner walk.
**[11:55] ---**
A walk?
**[11:58] ---**
May I join you?
**[12:00] ---**
Yeah, of course, President.
**[12:03] ---**
It'll be 90% walk and 10% investigation.
**[12:06] ---**
You should keep that in mind
while you're with us, Kirika.
**[12:09] ---**
Investigation?
**[12:10] ---**
Actually, the school president
said something strange again...
**[12:18] ---**
An after-dinner walk feels nice
when we're surrounded by nature!
**[12:22] ---**
We should've invited Kuroe
and Sovereignty, too.
**[12:26] ---**
Now that you mention it,
I wonder where they went?
**[12:28] ---**
I didn't see them...
**[12:29] ---**
They're working, so I'm sure
they still had things to do.
**[12:32] ---**
But are there really monsters here?
**[12:36] ---**
Of course not. It's silly.
**[12:39] ---**
Yeah, right?
**[12:42] ---**
W-What was that?
**[12:43] ---**
Over there!
**[12:50] ---**
Th-This is...
**[13:01] ---**
I don't understand...
**[13:02] ---**
What?
**[13:04] ---**
During roll call just now, there were no
missing students or students who were afraid.
**[13:11] ---**
So then what was that scream that we heard?
**[13:15] ---**
It's possible that it could be
the cry of a monster.
**[13:19] ---**
What?
**[13:20] ---**
And it could gobble up humans
headfirst who approach it to investigate!
**[13:28] ---**
D-Don't say such frightening things!
**[13:31] ---**
Excuse me.
**[13:33] ---**
Oh, a barrel bath!
**[13:36] ---**
How nostalgic!
**[13:41] ---**
Welcome!
**[13:43] ---**
Do you want to warm up first? Or wash
your body first? I'll do your back.
**[13:48] ---**
Then, I'll wash my body first.
**[13:50] ---**
Leave it to me!
**[13:53] ---**
Oof...
**[13:54] ---**
Stare...
**[13:59] ---**
Look, Kuroe.
**[14:00] ---**
That is the enemy of our Ladyboob Alliance.
**[14:04] ---**
Yes, she is giving off a fearsome presence.
**[14:08] ---**
Will you pretend that your hand slipped
and scatter fire embers in that direction?
**[14:13] ---**
It might open up a hole
and make them deflate...
**[14:15] ---**
Are you treating me like a balloon?
**[14:17] ---**
Of course.
**[14:18] ---**
Get the air out quickly!
**[14:20] ---**
Deflate...!
**[14:23] ---**
Deflate...!
**[14:26] ---**
These girls...
**[14:31] ---**
Fea-*chi*, how's the water?
**[14:34] ---**
Oh, it feels nice.
**[14:39] ---**
Even so, that Zenon...
**[14:43] ---**
My apologies. Because of
the number of people we have,
**[14:47] ---**
I ask that you and the others refrain
from using the camp shower facilities.
**[14:53] ---**
When she said that, I wasn't
sure what we would do,
**[14:57] ---**
but this specially-prepared bathing zone...
**[15:01] ---**
This might've actually been better.
**[15:04] ---**
That's true. We can sit
in water up to our shoulders,
**[15:08] ---**
and it's not like Ueno-*san* could have
showered with everyone else.
**[15:15] ---**
Oh, Kirika, you're here, too?
**[15:18] ---**
The water's nice. Hurry up and come!
**[15:21] ---**
This is ludicrous...
**[15:23] ---**
We're the only ones here.
Don't worry about it so much!
**[15:28] ---**
She's right, Ueno-*san*!
**[15:32] ---**
Who cares? Don't worry so much about me!
**[15:36] ---**
I don't need help, either!
**[15:37] ---**
Oh, really? Too bad.
**[15:46] ---**
I see. So she can shift them a little.
**[15:51] ---**
Must be hard, after all.
**[15:53] ---**
My heart's starting to
beat a little faster.
**[15:56] ---**
Yeah, it's stimulating
some strange fetish...
**[16:01] ---**
All right, I'll help you
after all! I'll do your back.
**[16:05] ---**
Sovereignty-*kun*...
**[16:07] ---**
You see, that's not strange at all.
**[16:11] ---**
You don't have to feel
embarrassed or inferior.
**[16:16] ---**
I'm sure that's true!
That's why I want to help you!
**[16:19] ---**
Yes, she's right.
**[16:21] ---**
You said something good, Sovereignty.
**[16:32] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[16:36] ---**
A peeper?!
**[16:42] ---**
Shiraho... *san*...?
**[16:51] ---**
Even if it's Shiraho-*kun*...
**[16:53] ---**
Yes, I suppose not even she could
use the substitution technique
**[16:56] ---**
for a clumsy girl's own shamelessness.
**[16:59] ---**
Why do you sound disappointed?
**[17:02] ---**
Recently, Shiraho seems to be
showing superhuman movements.
**[17:06] ---**
"Thriving Business"
"Many Customers"
**[17:09] ---**
By the way, what do you think about
what happened this evening?
**[17:13] ---**
Honestly, I don't know.
**[17:15] ---**
We couldn't see the victim, either.
**[17:18] ---**
But it's true that something
strange happened.
**[17:22] ---**
And I felt an evil presence, too.
**[17:25] ---**
You're right. I hope we
were just imagining it.
**[17:29] ---**
Well then, I suppose we can only conclude
that we must remain vigilant.
**[17:35] ---**
That's true. At any rate, it will be
too late after something happens.
**[17:53] ---**
The rain's gotten stronger, huh?
**[17:56] ---**
Why don't we talk to pass the time?
**[18:00] ---**
If there really were a monster,
what do you think it'd look like?
**[18:06] ---**
Let's see... What it looks like?
**[18:09] ---**
Whatever left behind that scene
had to have been slimy.
**[18:13] ---**
There were eight depressions in the ground
**[18:15] ---**
and scratches on the trunk of the tree.
**[18:17] ---**
Thinking about it using those hints...
**[18:22] ---**
I-In any case, I don't
like the looks of it.
**[18:25] ---**
It's like my body is refusing
to think more about it...
**[18:30] ---**
Oh my, I'm not sure what you're
talking about, but you're scared, right?
**[18:34] ---**
W-What are you talking about?!
I'll curse you!
**[18:37] ---**
There's no way I'm scared!
**[18:39] ---**
What was that?!
**[19:07] ---**
Th-This is...?!
**[19:11] ---**
"Yachi"
**[19:13] ---**
Haru... aki...
**[19:19] ---**
Zenon-*san*! Zenon-*san*!
**[19:22] ---**
Did something happen?
**[19:24] ---**
You said there was a suspicious
cave and shrine nearby, right?
**[19:29] ---**
Yes.
**[19:31] ---**
This must be it.
**[19:33] ---**
It really seems like a place where
spider monsters would hide.
**[19:38] ---**
Are you all right, Fear-*kun*?
**[19:40] ---**
If you're scared, you can wait here.
**[19:43] ---**
What are you saying?!
**[19:50] ---**
"Yachi"
**[20:03] ---**
I... I...
**[20:06] ---**
Haruaki...!
**[20:12] ---**
I don't care anymore!
**[20:15] ---**
Wait!
**[20:17] ---**
How ludicrous.
**[20:21] ---**
Wait, at least look in front of you!
**[20:27] ---**
What did I tell you?
**[20:30] ---**
What are you doing? I'll curse you!
**[20:32] ---**
It's because you weren't
looking in front of you!
**[20:38] ---**
But this hole...
**[20:40] ---**
Konoha-*kun*!
**[20:58] ---**
This sensation...
**[21:02] ---**
I won't lose!
**[21:08] ---**
Kurokawa Karen!
**[21:21] ---**
You monster!
**[21:23] ---**
I can't believe you are intelligent enough
to set traps like that pitfall earlier!
**[21:29] ---**
These threads are sticky!
**[21:30] ---**
Stay away!
**[21:33] ---**
Haruaki, Haruaki...
**[21:35] ---**
If I'm too slow, he might get eaten!
**[21:37] ---**
Haruaki...!
**[21:53] ---**
I-It's no use, huh?
**[21:55] ---**
What's going on?
**[22:00] ---**
It's no use. I have no idea...
**[22:04] ---**
I wonder if someone will come save me...
**[22:08] ---**
Konoha will probably come
for me, but Fear...
**[22:15] ---**
There's no way she could...
**[22:22] ---**
Wha...? Fear?
**[22:24] ---**
H-Haruaki!
**[22:26] ---**
Are you okay? You're unhurt, right?
**[22:32] ---**
Are you all right, Haruaki?
**[22:35] ---**
Are you all right, Yachi?
**[22:37] ---**
Konoha, and President, you came, too?
**[22:39] ---**
First, let's cut that.
**[22:44] ---**
Thanks.
**[22:45] ---**
You're welcome.
**[22:48] ---**
I'm so glad...
**[22:49] ---**
Are you all right, Fear?
**[22:51] ---**
I-I'm fine.
**[22:53] ---**
I'm completely, absolutely fine!
I wasn't scared at all!
**[22:58] ---**
Then, that's fine.
**[23:02] ---**
Well, where are we?
**[23:03] ---**
Um, well...
**[23:05] ---**
It's the cave from the rumors.
**[23:07] ---**
This is where everything started after all!
**[23:10] ---**
Now, this cursed shrine is where
the evil monsters were born, huh?
**[23:17] ---**
There's no need for that.
**[23:19] ---**
What are you saying, Cow Udders?
**[23:21] ---**
This shrine is too new to be cursed.
**[23:26] ---**
There was a scream but no victim.
**[23:29] ---**
And the sensation I felt
when I cut the threads...
**[23:32] ---**
Over there!
**[23:37] ---**
In addition, at the bottom
of the pitfall, there was a mat,
**[23:42] ---**
and the logs in the trap
were made of papier-mâché.
**[23:45] ---**
Jeez, it's ludicrous.
**[23:48] ---**
Now...
**[23:50] ---**
S-Sorry!
**[23:52] ---**
If you're willing to apologize, then why
don't we have you confess what's going on?
**[23:57] ---**
E-Even if you ask us what's going on...
**[24:03] ---**
It was kind of like this...
**[24:05] ---**
Yes, and like this...
**[24:09] ---**
What else?
**[24:11] ---**
And like this...?
**[24:13] ---**
W-What?!
**[24:24] ---**
We were supposed to show you
this once we were found out.
**[24:27] ---**
Now, I'll reveal everything.
**[24:30] ---**
Guess what? The one behind
everything was me!
**[24:37] ---**
Everything happened on my orders.
**[24:41] ---**
You will only have the
outdoor school event once.
**[24:44] ---**
That's why I meddled to
give you some small thrills
**[24:47] ---**
to help you create more happy memories.
**[24:53] ---**
Oh, right. I also thought it would be a good
chance for Fear-*kun* to overcome her weakness.
**[25:01] ---**
How was it? Was it exciting?
**[25:03] ---**
Did you deepen your bonds?
**[25:06] ---**
Did you overcome your weakness?
**[25:09] ---**
You don't have to thank me.
**[25:13] ---**
P.S....
**[25:15] ---**
This video player is cheap, so you
do not have to hold back. Go ahead.
**[25:21] ---**
W-What the hell was that?!
**[25:29] ---**
Jeez, that guy causes so much trouble.
**[25:33] ---**
Rather than thanks, he deserves
a punishment when we get back!
**[25:36] ---**
But Fear, I was really happy.
**[25:40] ---**
Even though I'm sure you were
really scared of the spider monsters,
**[25:43] ---**
you still came to save me.
**[25:45] ---**
Thanks.
**[25:47] ---**
Uh, of course... I mean, it wasn't...
**[25:56] ---**
N-No, that's not it...
**[26:00] ---**
It's not! Don't get the wrong idea!
**[26:02] ---**
I was never scared of spiders
at all to begin with!
**[26:06] ---**
I'll curse you!
**[26:07] ---**
Really?
**[26:08] ---**
Yes!
**[26:09] ---**
Are you sure...?
**[26:10] ---**
How tedious! Yes, I'm sure!
**[26:13] ---**
Then, Fear-*san*, will you
turn around for a second?
**[26:30] ---**
*Flowers bloom again clad
in colors announcing the season*
**[26:43] ---**
*Nestling close to you like that*
**[26:49] ---**
*I hope I can become happy little by little*
**[27:00] ---**
*Can I fall more and more in love with you?*
**[27:06] ---**
*You are always in my heart*
**[27:13] ---**
*When our feelings come together,
we change the future*
**[27:20] ---**
*Even the idea that loneliness
makes the heart grow fonder*
**[27:27] ---**
*If it's the two of us, the two of us*
**[27:30] ---**
*Then I can surely believe it*
**[27:56] ---**
I'm glad our job ended without incident.
**[28:01] ---**
I do feel a little bad
about tricking you, though.
**[28:04] ---**
Hmph. I'll save all my
complaints for the president.
**[28:09] ---**
Oh, Kuroe and my tent is over here.
**[28:13] ---**
What's wrong?
**[28:15] ---**
W-What should we do? I think
I hear a strange noise inside...
**[28:21] ---**
M-Maybe it's a real monster...
**[28:34] ---**
Oh, where did Sovereignty go?
**[28:36] ---**
I came because I didn't have enough
Sovereignty and needed to replenish...
**[28:41] ---**
The smell... All I have is
Sovereignty's smell...
**[28:47] ---**
Sovereignty...
**[29:10] ---**
You saw, didn't you?
**[29:12] ---**
Oh, no! I don't know what's
going on, but run away!
**[29:18] ---**
Shiraho... Calm down! Please!
**[29:24] ---**
It looks like the real monster was here.
**[29:27] ---**
This is no time to be saying that!
**[29:29] ---**
This is ludicrous.
**[29:31] ---**
Everyone, lose your memory!