1 - I don't know what moved into my futon
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[00:11] ---
The smell of rocks, the smell of iron...
[00:14] ---
A smell like iron...
[00:16] ---
The air is clean, cool, clear...
[00:19] ---
Like a graveyard...
[00:21] ---
Like a graveyard or the
bottom of a coffin...
[00:25] ---
It's cool, cold, dark...
[00:29] ---
I whisper...
[00:31] ---
I whisper when I'm awake
and while I sleep...
[00:34] ---
I whisper when my eyes are open
and when they're closed...
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I, a lump of iron, continue to whisper...
[00:44] ---
"Handle With Care"
[00:51] ---
Yachi? Yachi Haruaki-san?
[00:53] ---
Yes!
[00:54] ---
Your stamp here, please.
[00:55] ---
Oh, sure.
[00:57] ---
Whew, I wore myself out
carrying this thing. What's inside?
[01:00] ---
Oh, um...
[01:02] ---
My dad's hobby is collecting curios.
[01:05] ---
Um, he finds these weird things
in other countries and ships them here...
[01:08] ---
I have no idea what it is either!
[01:18] ---
What the heck is it?!
[01:20] ---
Knowing my old man,
there's gotta be some problem with it...
[01:36] ---
Still, a complicated-looking
apparatus like this
[01:38] ---
might not actually be much trouble at all.
[01:41] ---
Yeah. I bet that's how it is.
[01:42] ---
So I'll just store it
away and leave it alone!
[01:56] ---
Rude...
[02:07] ---
The kitchen?
[02:38] ---
A naked rice cracker thief?!
[02:40] ---
"Chapter 1"
"I Don't Know What Moved into My Futon"
[02:42] ---
T-The shameless scoundrel from before!
[02:45] ---
S-So you think you're gonna
mess around with my body again, huh?!
[02:49] ---
S-Stay back!
[02:50] ---
I-I'll put a curse on you!
[02:53] ---
Don't tell me...
[02:54] ---
You're this evening's...
[03:00] ---
What is this?!
[03:01] ---
Roasted green tea.
[03:03] ---
Roasted green tea?
[03:04] ---
That's right.
[03:04] ---
Since ancient times, rice crackers and
roasted green tea have gone together.
[03:07] ---
Rice crackers...
[03:08] ---
Are they those crunchy things from before?
[03:12] ---
That's right.
[03:14] ---
Depending on the time and
circumstances, milk is also acceptable,
[03:16] ---
but basically, you wanna
go with roasted green tea.
[03:30] ---
I see. Certainly, this is...
[03:36] ---
How did you go from being that box to this?
[03:39] ---
Or anyway, what's your name?
[03:41] ---
Fear.
[03:43] ---
And what are you?
[03:46] ---
What kind of box?
[03:48] ---
Shut up!
[03:50] ---
It's none of your business!
[03:52] ---
I'll put a curse on you, dumbass!
[03:54] ---
What's with the verbal abuse?!
Are you a little kid?!
[03:57] ---
You should talk, you shameless,
ill-mannered little brat,
[04:00] ---
quizzing a woman about her past!
[04:02] ---
Well, I know the past wasn't
much fun for you and your kind.
[04:07] ---
I don't intend to ask you
questions that'll anger you.
[04:11] ---
I hate that form.
[04:13] ---
I just endured it
[04:15] ---
because I was told it was easier
for me to come over here like that.
[04:19] ---
You were "told"? By my dad?
[04:21] ---
He called himself Honatsu.
[04:23] ---
Are you that guy's son?
[04:25] ---
Yeah. The name's Yachi Haruaki.
Nice to meet you.
[04:30] ---
Haruaki, I'm going to talk seriously.
[04:33] ---
Go ahead.
[04:34] ---
What I am...
[04:36] ---
is a cursed tool,
[04:39] ---
a receptacle for people's hatred,
resentment, murderous intent,
[04:42] ---
and every other negative emotion.
[04:45] ---
It's said that a tool cursed too much
by people acquires human nature.
[04:49] ---
The fact is, I'm here as you see me.
[04:52] ---
I'm cursed and endowed with a will besides.
[04:54] ---
And because I'm cursed,
I set a curse in motion.
[04:59] ---
It's a curse that drives my owner insane.
[05:02] ---
But I had faith in Honatsu's words,
[05:04] ---
that if I came here,
I wouldn't cause anyone trouble,
[05:06] ---
and my curse would be broken!
[05:09] ---
So...
[05:12] ---
I came.
[05:13] ---
Yeah. I can do it.
[05:16] ---
Huh?!
[05:17] ---
It's like, the land around here
is incredibly pure,
[05:20] ---
and I'm told this house is at the center
of where the power of the land gathers.
[05:24] ---
But...
[05:25] ---
Because of some quirk,
I'm resistant to all curses.
[05:28] ---
Is that even...
[05:30] ---
Yes, it's possible. That's why
it's fine for you to be here.
[05:33] ---
But there's also a way to break
the curse of your own free will.
[05:35] ---
My own free will?
[05:36] ---
Yeah.
[05:37] ---
Just as curses can be created
by "negative thoughts,"
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they can be neutralized through
continuous "positive thoughts."
[05:44] ---
What do you mean?
[05:45] ---
How can I put it?
[05:46] ---
It's vague, but I guess you have to
do things for the sake of other people...
[05:49] ---
Then they're grateful to you,
and have good feelings about you, maybe?
[05:52] ---
Wait a second! Why did you
make it sound like a question?!
[05:54] ---
Good morning, Haruaki-kun!
[06:00] ---
Haruaki-kun, it looked like you were up,
so I thought we could eat together.
[06:05] ---
Is it that time already?
[06:07] ---
Oh, that's right! Perfect timing.
[06:08] ---
Hey, Haruaki!
[06:10] ---
You're out of rice crackers!
[06:14] ---
Um, Haruaki-kun, who is this kid?
[06:18] ---
Oh, I'll introduce you.
[06:19] ---
First time we meet
and you call me a "kid," witch?
[06:22] ---
When you've got such an unfortunate face...
[06:24] ---
Unfortunate?!
[06:25] ---
Um...
[06:26] ---
I know! Let's eat together! 'Kay?!
[06:29] ---
In that case, I guess I'll come in.
[06:31] ---
We haven't eaten together for a long time.
[06:33] ---
Eat! Eat!
[06:35] ---
I guess your talent is making
all the nourishment go to your boobs!
[06:44] ---
I'm just thinking aloud,
[06:45] ---
but I feel sorry for girls who eat and eat,
[06:48] ---
yet never get nutrition
circulating to their chests.
[06:50] ---
W-What a nasty woman you are!
[06:52] ---
I'll curse you!
[06:53] ---
It feels like you're the one
who started it, though...
[06:56] ---
I just didn't like the first thing
she said about me.
[06:58] ---
Besides...
[07:00] ---
For some reason, it feels good to tease
a woman with cow udders like that!
[07:05] ---
It's just meat and potatoes
that I made last night...
[07:08] ---
I see. Although it looks more like...
[07:10] ---
meat, meat, meat and potatoes.
[07:13] ---
It gives off this "I was made by the
embodiment of gluttonous appetite" aura.
[07:22] ---
Yeesh... For starters,
I guess I'll give brief introductions.
[07:26] ---
This is Konoha.
[07:27] ---
She lives in the cottage adjacent
to our house and is like an old friend.
[07:32] ---
And this is Fear.
[07:34] ---
Par for the course for my old man,
he found her and now she's a guest here.
[07:41] ---
What are you going to do about
where she sleeps and stuff?
[07:44] ---
Oh, no prob. There's the room in back.
[07:47] ---
It's always open.
[07:48] ---
S-She's staying here?!
[07:50] ---
I don't think that's a very good idea...
[07:54] ---
That's right!
[07:55] ---
Prepare a top-class bedroom for me!
[07:58] ---
If you don't make up for before...
[08:00] ---
Make up for before?
[08:01] ---
You persistently ran your hands all over
my body, remember?! It was indecent!
[08:05] ---
Don't say stuff that'll
cause misunderstandings!
[08:11] ---
K-Konoha, it's time, right?
[08:13] ---
We'd better get to school. I'll go change!
[08:16] ---
Oh, that's right!
[08:18] ---
Haruaki-kun and I go
to the same high school.
[08:21] ---
Even though we're in different classes,
which is incredibly frustrating...
[08:24] ---
But we walk to school and study together!
[08:27] ---
What, you think you're gonna leave me here?
[08:30] ---
Oh, you're not saying you're so lonely
that you can't stay home alone, are you?
[08:35] ---
W-What?!
[08:36] ---
I never said anything about being lonely!
[08:38] ---
I'll be glad to get rid of the shameless
brat and the cow udder woman!
[08:42] ---
Sorry, Fear.
[08:43] ---
You can eat whatever's here.
[08:46] ---
And, um, this is to kill time...
[08:50] ---
Kill time?
[08:51] ---
And then this...
[08:52] ---
The TV's remote control.
[08:55] ---
Okay, everyone! Let's go meow-meow
together in heaven and hell today, too!
[09:03] ---
"Meow Meow Paradise Hell"
[09:06] ---
W-What are these fluffy things
that make my heart throb?!
[09:09] ---
Haruaki-kun, let's leave
the couch potato here and go...
[09:13] ---
to school, which is fun!
[09:14] ---
Hmph! Go ahead!
[09:15] ---
Right now! Get outta here!
[09:17] ---
I'm kind of worried...
[09:19] ---
But there's nothing for it.
I'll see you later, Fear!
[09:22] ---
Stay out of trouble!
[09:23] ---
Believe me, I'll be fine!
[09:25] ---
Now I can watch these cute things
to my heart's content!
[09:28] ---
That's all for today!
[09:30] ---
Remember, tomorrow we're having
the fun, exciting cleaning gymnastics!
[09:34] ---
So we'll see you again
tomorrow, when we'll go
[09:36] ---
meow-meow together!
[09:37] ---
"See you tomorrow!
[09:40] ---
What?! What does this mean?!
[09:42] ---
Where did the fluffy things go?!
Don't you tell me, "See you tomorrow!"
[09:46] ---
We have a report on
general weather conditions...
[09:48] ---
The storm front, accompanied by
low atmospheric pressure, is moving east.
[09:52] ---
The sea is sure to be rough nationwide.
[09:55] ---
--Boats operating in the area,
[09:56] ---
--The sea...
[09:57] ---
please be very careful.
[10:02] ---
Haruaki...
[10:03] ---
Is this the sea?
[10:08] ---
Huh. It looks a lot colder
and darker than I imagined...
[10:22] ---
Who's lonely?!
[10:23] ---
Don't talk nonsense, Udder Wench!
[10:26] ---
And Haruaki, too! What did
he mean, "Stay out of trouble"?!
[10:29] ---
Does he think he can give me orders?!
[11:04] ---
"Hanemiyama Central Shopping District"
[11:04] ---
What is this?
[11:06] ---
There are too many people here.
[11:09] ---
M-Maybe another time...
[11:11] ---
Really no need for me to come, anyway.
[11:13] ---
Oww!
[11:15] ---
Oh, I'm sorry. What's wrong? Are you lost?
[11:18] ---
Wh-Who's lost?!
[11:20] ---
I know where I'm going!
I'll put a curse on you!
[11:24] ---
Excuse me, Uomasa-san! Uomasa-san!
[11:26] ---
This girl says she's lost!
[11:27] ---
Oh, where'd you come from?! "Who are you?!"
[11:30] ---
Wrong question, Uomasa!
[11:32] ---
"What's your name?!"
[11:34] ---
What do you people want?!
[11:36] ---
Leave me alone!
[11:40] ---
Oh! I remember those things!
[11:43] ---
Let me see it!
[11:49] ---
Give me about two hours
and I can solve the whole thing.
[11:55] ---
Aren't you hungry?
[11:57] ---
"Rice Crackers"
[11:57] ---
Maybe you'd prefer chocolate or cake?
[12:00] ---
Are those rice crackers?
[12:01] ---
Want to try?
They're "Japanese rice cookies."
[12:04] ---
Of course. If you insist that I eat,
I'll be happy to oblige.
[12:09] ---
Huh? What's this black thing?
[12:12] ---
It's a seaweed rice cracker.
[12:13] ---
It's like a vegetable
you can get in the sea.
[12:16] ---
The sea...
[12:19] ---
Mm... Not bad.
[12:21] ---
In fact, it's good. Seaweed, you call it?
[12:24] ---
That's right!
I'll ask for roasted green tea!
[12:26] ---
Roasted green tea goes with rice crackers!
[12:28] ---
Oh, you've got good taste!
[12:29] ---
That's what Haruaki told me!
[12:31] ---
Haruaki?
[12:32] ---
Uh-huh. He's shameless,
but pretty smart and not a bad cook.
[12:36] ---
But he went to school with this
cow udder woman, Konoha.
[12:41] ---
You think she means Yachi-san's son?
[12:43] ---
Kuroe-chan's landlord, right?
[12:45] ---
In that case, Nakajima-*san
*knows where his house is.
[12:47] ---
He's the president of
Kuroe-chan's fan club.
[12:50] ---
Thank goodness!
You'll be able to get back home.
[12:53] ---
D-Didn't I tell you I was fine
from the beginning?!
[12:56] ---
Why are you concerned about me?!
[13:00] ---
Why?
[13:01] ---
We couldn't leave you alone!
[13:03] ---
That's right! It's the
Central Shopping District rule!
[13:06] ---
If you see someone,
think of them as a customer!
[13:10] ---
You like that line, don't you?
[13:21] ---
I'm going home!
[13:23] ---
I can't afford to let people
take care of me here!
[13:29] ---
Thank you for the seaweed rice crackers.
[13:31] ---
They were delicious.
I'll repay the kindness someday!
[13:36] ---
--Looking forward to it!
[13:36] ---
--Come visit again, okay?!
[13:38] ---
Come again!
[13:40] ---
But what's the point
of me feeling grateful?!
[13:42] ---
I have to get people to
feel grateful to me!
[13:45] ---
Although how am I supposed to do that?
[13:48] ---
That's it! The TV said
cleaning was hard work!
[13:52] ---
All right! I'll clean up this whole place!
[14:28] ---
I know what this is!
[14:30] ---
A washing machine!
[14:32] ---
If you put in detergent and clothes,
[14:34] ---
the machine automatically
washes them for you!
[14:39] ---
"Clean-Ex"
[14:41] ---
"Soft Artisan"
[14:47] ---
Not bad! What great support!
[14:51] ---
Doing things for other people
is easier than I thought!
[14:54] ---
Let's see, next...
[14:56] ---
In here, there should be...
[14:59] ---
Found it! Got it!
[15:02] ---
I know what this is! A vacuum cleaner!
[15:04] ---
A machine that sucks up garbage!
[15:06] ---
And it runs on electricity.
[15:08] ---
There should be nose-like
holes in the wall...
[15:13] ---
They do look like noses!
[15:33] ---
Spider!
[15:35] ---
W-W-Why does a creature
like you have to come out
[15:38] ---
At a time like this?!
[15:38] ---
"Point"
[15:40] ---
Think you're gonna bind me
with your sticky thread?!
[15:50] ---
Coward!
[15:52] ---
With the power of electricity,
you'll become trash!
[16:04] ---
Now what?!
[16:07] ---
It's kind of showy...
[16:10] ---
But I suppose if you don't do
this much, they won't get clean.
[16:33] ---
What a beautiful sight!
[16:36] ---
Wonderful!
[16:49] ---
Insolent wind!
[17:01] ---
I'm home...
[17:07] ---
Fear!
[17:08] ---
What happened, Fear?!
[17:10] ---
Just a few minutes ago, these
three-legged, yellowish-green aliens
[17:13] ---
attacked me in the house.
[17:15] ---
Oww!
[17:16] ---
W-What are you doing?!
I'll put a curse on you!
[17:18] ---
What are you talking about?!
That's my line!
[17:21] ---
This house is in complete shambles!
[17:23] ---
S-Shut up! What do I care, idiot?!
[17:25] ---
I'm sleepy, so I'm gonna sleep!
Don't bother me!
[17:38] ---
Stupid Haruaki! He didn't even
listen to my side of the story!
[17:43] ---
My fast food toy collection...
[17:45] ---
How spiteful can she be?!
[17:48] ---
Um, Haruaki-kun...
[17:50] ---
I think...
[17:54] ---
Ah, well... oof...
[17:59] ---
Fear! I'm going shopping. Is there
anything you want to eat for dinner?
[18:03] ---
I'll call you when it's ready.
Don't sulk too long!
[18:16] ---
"Hanemiyama Central Shopping District"
[18:16] ---
Fear was?
[18:17] ---
Oh, that girl's name is Fear-chan?
[18:20] ---
Sorry she caused you trouble...
[18:22] ---
No, no trouble at all!
[18:23] ---
She's an interesting girl!
[18:26] ---
Said something like
"I can't have people take care of me."
[18:29] ---
Then she went home in a hurry.
[18:31] ---
I was right!
[18:38] ---
Hey, Konoha...
[18:40] ---
Yes?
[18:42] ---
Do you think she was trying to, you know?
[18:44] ---
Probably...
[18:46] ---
What should I do?
[18:47] ---
Um, Haruaki-kun, do you remember...?
[18:50] ---
When I first came here?
[18:52] ---
Yeah, sort of...
[18:54] ---
At first, you did a lot
of strange things too, right?
[18:57] ---
I sure did.
[18:58] ---
But why bring that up?
[19:00] ---
I think you should tell Fear-*san
*what you told me back then.
[19:06] ---
I don't remember. What did I say...?
[19:09] ---
You haven't changed
since then, Haruaki-kun.
[19:12] ---
So you don't have to think hard,
just tell her what comes to mind.
[19:16] ---
It'll be okay.
[19:20] ---
Okay!
[19:23] ---
Hey, Fear! Can I come in?
[19:26] ---
Shut up! I'm sleeping!
[19:28] ---
If you can answer me,
doesn't that mean you're awake?
[19:30] ---
Shut up! Clam it!
I'll put a curse on you!
[19:33] ---
Help me make dinner.
[19:36] ---
I knew it, but I forgot.
[19:38] ---
You're not a person,
[19:40] ---
and yet you are, so I bet
it'll be hard on you at first.
[19:45] ---
Sorry. I was wrong.
[20:01] ---
If you grate while angry, it'll get spicy.
[20:03] ---
Huh. It understands someone's
state of mind. That's weird food.
[20:08] ---
So grate gently.
[20:11] ---
Hmph! It's a simple task!
[20:19] ---
Haruaki...
[20:22] ---
How can I get positive
thoughts from people?
[20:27] ---
Why?
[20:28] ---
Today, I felt people's positive thoughts...
[20:33] ---
I think...
[20:34] ---
Yeah.
[20:35] ---
But I don't know what I should do.
[20:38] ---
Mm-hm.
[20:39] ---
I don't know if I can do it.
[20:41] ---
Yeah.
[20:42] ---
Can I...
[20:45] ---
Can I really break the curse?
[20:51] ---
Of course.
[21:05] ---
Of course.
[21:07] ---
But, you know...
[21:09] ---
It's sure to take some time.
[21:11] ---
So there's no sense in rushing.
[21:14] ---
I think you can do it without
trying too hard and being impatient.
[21:17] ---
That's how it is.
[21:48] ---
Beyond the shadows
[21:50] ---
that fill this totally unknown town
[21:54] ---
there you are
[21:58] ---
The magic of your smile
[22:01] ---
has the power to transform
the constant, daily replays
[22:05] ---
of the same scene over and over
[22:08] ---
When I'm hopelessly lost in yesterday
[22:11] ---
even though I can't fix anything about it
[22:13] ---
your kindness
[22:16] ---
gives me light
[22:21] ---
I always, always want to be by your side
[22:26] ---
and deeply embrace love
[22:31] ---
Chance encounters are but a single
[22:36] ---
endless story
[22:58] ---
"No Smoking"
[23:02] ---
I feel like you're staring at me...
[23:05] ---
Uh, I'm sorry!
[23:07] ---
Sorry for what?
[23:08] ---
Um, it's just...
[23:09] ---
You're beautiful!
[23:12] ---
Well, Japan really is
the land of good manners.
[23:15] ---
Bitchin'.
[23:18] ---
Did you come to Japan for sightseeing?
[23:20] ---
No. I have a job to do, of sorts.
[23:23] ---
Pardon my curiosity, but what kind of job?
[23:27] ---
Cleaning up...
[23:28] ---
Cleaning up trash.
[23:31] ---
"Chapter 2" "Where, What, Something"
[23:35] ---
Chapter Two:
[23:37] ---
"Where, What, Something."
[23:41] ---
If you don't watch, I'll curse you!
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