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1 - I don't know what moved into my futon

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[00:11] ---
    The smell of rocks, the smell of iron...
[00:14] ---
    A smell like iron...
[00:16] ---
    The air is clean, cool, clear...
[00:19] ---
    Like a graveyard...
[00:21] ---
    Like a graveyard or the
    bottom of a coffin...
[00:25] ---
    It's cool, cold, dark...
[00:29] ---
    I whisper...
[00:31] ---
    I whisper when I'm awake
    and while I sleep...
[00:34] ---
    I whisper when my eyes are open
    and when they're closed...
[00:38] ---
    I, a lump of iron, continue to whisper...
[00:44] ---
    "Handle With Care"
[00:51] ---
    Yachi? Yachi Haruaki-san?
[00:53] ---
    Yes!
[00:54] ---
    Your stamp here, please.
[00:55] ---
    Oh, sure.
[00:57] ---
    Whew, I wore myself out
    carrying this thing. What's inside?
[01:00] ---
    Oh, um...
[01:02] ---
    My dad's hobby is collecting curios.
[01:05] ---
    Um, he finds these weird things
    in other countries and ships them here...
[01:08] ---
    I have no idea what it is either!
[01:18] ---
    What the heck is it?!
[01:20] ---
    Knowing my old man,
    there's gotta be some problem with it...
[01:36] ---
    Still, a complicated-looking
    apparatus like this
[01:38] ---
    might not actually be much trouble at all.
[01:41] ---
    Yeah. I bet that's how it is.
[01:42] ---
    So I'll just store it
    away and leave it alone!
[01:56] ---
    Rude...
[02:07] ---
    The kitchen?
[02:38] ---
    A naked rice cracker thief?!
[02:40] ---
    "Chapter 1"
    "I Don't Know What Moved into My Futon"
[02:42] ---
    T-The shameless scoundrel from before!
[02:45] ---
    S-So you think you're gonna
    mess around with my body again, huh?!
[02:49] ---
    S-Stay back!
[02:50] ---
    I-I'll put a curse on you!
[02:53] ---
    Don't tell me...
[02:54] ---
    You're this evening's...
[03:00] ---
    What is this?!
[03:01] ---
    Roasted green tea.
[03:03] ---
    Roasted green tea?
[03:04] ---
    That's right.
[03:04] ---
    Since ancient times, rice crackers and
    roasted green tea have gone together.
[03:07] ---
    Rice crackers...
[03:08] ---
    Are they those crunchy things from before?
[03:12] ---
    That's right.
[03:14] ---
    Depending on the time and
    circumstances, milk is also acceptable,
[03:16] ---
    but basically, you wanna
    go with roasted green tea.
[03:30] ---
    I see. Certainly, this is...
[03:36] ---
    How did you go from being that box to this?
[03:39] ---
    Or anyway, what's your name?
[03:41] ---
    Fear.
[03:43] ---
    And what are you?
[03:46] ---
    What kind of box?
[03:48] ---
    Shut up!
[03:50] ---
    It's none of your business!
[03:52] ---
    I'll put a curse on you, dumbass!
[03:54] ---
    What's with the verbal abuse?!
    Are you a little kid?!
[03:57] ---
    You should talk, you shameless,
    ill-mannered little brat,
[04:00] ---
    quizzing a woman about her past!
[04:02] ---
    Well, I know the past wasn't
    much fun for you and your kind.
[04:07] ---
    I don't intend to ask you
    questions that'll anger you.
[04:11] ---
    I hate that form.
[04:13] ---
    I just endured it
[04:15] ---
    because I was told it was easier
    for me to come over here like that.
[04:19] ---
    You were "told"? By my dad?
[04:21] ---
    He called himself Honatsu.
[04:23] ---
    Are you that guy's son?
[04:25] ---
    Yeah. The name's Yachi Haruaki.
    Nice to meet you.
[04:30] ---
    Haruaki, I'm going to talk seriously.
[04:33] ---
    Go ahead.
[04:34] ---
    What I am...
[04:36] ---
    is a cursed tool,
[04:39] ---
    a receptacle for people's hatred,
    resentment, murderous intent,
[04:42] ---
    and every other negative emotion.
[04:45] ---
    It's said that a tool cursed too much
    by people acquires human nature.
[04:49] ---
    The fact is, I'm here as you see me.
[04:52] ---
    I'm cursed and endowed with a will besides.
[04:54] ---
    And because I'm cursed,
    I set a curse in motion.
[04:59] ---
    It's a curse that drives my owner insane.
[05:02] ---
    But I had faith in Honatsu's words,
[05:04] ---
    that if I came here,
    I wouldn't cause anyone trouble,
[05:06] ---
    and my curse would be broken!
[05:09] ---
    So...
[05:12] ---
    I came.
[05:13] ---
    Yeah. I can do it.
[05:16] ---
    Huh?!
[05:17] ---
    It's like, the land around here
    is incredibly pure,
[05:20] ---
    and I'm told this house is at the center
    of where the power of the land gathers.
[05:24] ---
    But...
[05:25] ---
    Because of some quirk,
    I'm resistant to all curses.
[05:28] ---
    Is that even...
[05:30] ---
    Yes, it's possible. That's why
    it's fine for you to be here.
[05:33] ---
    But there's also a way to break
    the curse of your own free will.
[05:35] ---
    My own free will?
[05:36] ---
    Yeah.
[05:37] ---
    Just as curses can be created
    by "negative thoughts,"
[05:41] ---
    they can be neutralized through
    continuous "positive thoughts."
[05:44] ---
    What do you mean?
[05:45] ---
    How can I put it?
[05:46] ---
    It's vague, but I guess you have to
    do things for the sake of other people...
[05:49] ---
    Then they're grateful to you,
    and have good feelings about you, maybe?
[05:52] ---
    Wait a second! Why did you
    make it sound like a question?!
[05:54] ---
    Good morning, Haruaki-kun!
[06:00] ---
    Haruaki-kun, it looked like you were up,
    so I thought we could eat together.
[06:05] ---
    Is it that time already?
[06:07] ---
    Oh, that's right! Perfect timing.
[06:08] ---
    Hey, Haruaki!
[06:10] ---
    You're out of rice crackers!
[06:14] ---
    Um, Haruaki-kun, who is this kid?
[06:18] ---
    Oh, I'll introduce you.
[06:19] ---
    First time we meet
    and you call me a "kid," witch?
[06:22] ---
    When you've got such an unfortunate face...
[06:24] ---
    Unfortunate?!
[06:25] ---
    Um...
[06:26] ---
    I know! Let's eat together! 'Kay?!
[06:29] ---
    In that case, I guess I'll come in.
[06:31] ---
    We haven't eaten together for a long time.
[06:33] ---
    Eat! Eat!
[06:35] ---
    I guess your talent is making
    all the nourishment go to your boobs!
[06:44] ---
    I'm just thinking aloud,
[06:45] ---
    but I feel sorry for girls who eat and eat,
[06:48] ---
    yet never get nutrition
    circulating to their chests.
[06:50] ---
    W-What a nasty woman you are!
[06:52] ---
    I'll curse you!
[06:53] ---
    It feels like you're the one
    who started it, though...
[06:56] ---
    I just didn't like the first thing
    she said about me.
[06:58] ---
    Besides...
[07:00] ---
    For some reason, it feels good to tease
    a woman with cow udders like that!
[07:05] ---
    It's just meat and potatoes
    that I made last night...
[07:08] ---
    I see. Although it looks more like...
[07:10] ---
    meat, meat, meat and potatoes.
[07:13] ---
    It gives off this "I was made by the
    embodiment of gluttonous appetite" aura.
[07:22] ---
    Yeesh... For starters,
    I guess I'll give brief introductions.
[07:26] ---
    This is Konoha.
[07:27] ---
    She lives in the cottage adjacent
    to our house and is like an old friend.
[07:32] ---
    And this is Fear.
[07:34] ---
    Par for the course for my old man,
    he found her and now she's a guest here.
[07:41] ---
    What are you going to do about
    where she sleeps and stuff?
[07:44] ---
    Oh, no prob. There's the room in back.
[07:47] ---
    It's always open.
[07:48] ---
    S-She's staying here?!
[07:50] ---
    I don't think that's a very good idea...
[07:54] ---
    That's right!
[07:55] ---
    Prepare a top-class bedroom for me!
[07:58] ---
    If you don't make up for before...
[08:00] ---
    Make up for before?
[08:01] ---
    You persistently ran your hands all over
    my body, remember?! It was indecent!
[08:05] ---
    Don't say stuff that'll
    cause misunderstandings!
[08:11] ---
    K-Konoha, it's time, right?
[08:13] ---
    We'd better get to school. I'll go change!
[08:16] ---
    Oh, that's right!
[08:18] ---
    Haruaki-kun and I go
    to the same high school.
[08:21] ---
    Even though we're in different classes,
    which is incredibly frustrating...
[08:24] ---
    But we walk to school and study together!
[08:27] ---
    What, you think you're gonna leave me here?
[08:30] ---
    Oh, you're not saying you're so lonely
    that you can't stay home alone, are you?
[08:35] ---
    W-What?!
[08:36] ---
    I never said anything about being lonely!
[08:38] ---
    I'll be glad to get rid of the shameless
    brat and the cow udder woman!
[08:42] ---
    Sorry, Fear.
[08:43] ---
    You can eat whatever's here.
[08:46] ---
    And, um, this is to kill time...
[08:50] ---
    Kill time?
[08:51] ---
    And then this...
[08:52] ---
    The TV's remote control.
[08:55] ---
    Okay, everyone! Let's go meow-meow
    together in heaven and hell today, too!
[09:03] ---
    "Meow Meow Paradise Hell"
[09:06] ---
    W-What are these fluffy things
    that make my heart throb?!
[09:09] ---
    Haruaki-kun, let's leave
    the couch potato here and go...
[09:13] ---
    to school, which is fun!
[09:14] ---
    Hmph! Go ahead!
[09:15] ---
    Right now! Get outta here!
[09:17] ---
    I'm kind of worried...
[09:19] ---
    But there's nothing for it.
    I'll see you later, Fear!
[09:22] ---
    Stay out of trouble!
[09:23] ---
    Believe me, I'll be fine!
[09:25] ---
    Now I can watch these cute things
    to my heart's content!
[09:28] ---
    That's all for today!
[09:30] ---
    Remember, tomorrow we're having
    the fun, exciting cleaning gymnastics!
[09:34] ---
    So we'll see you again
    tomorrow, when we'll go
[09:36] ---
    meow-meow together!
[09:37] ---
    "See you tomorrow!
[09:40] ---
    What?! What does this mean?!
[09:42] ---
    Where did the fluffy things go?!
    Don't you tell me, "See you tomorrow!"
[09:46] ---
    We have a report on
    general weather conditions...
[09:48] ---
    The storm front, accompanied by
    low atmospheric pressure, is moving east.
[09:52] ---
    The sea is sure to be rough nationwide.
[09:55] ---
    --Boats operating in the area,
[09:56] ---
    --The sea...
[09:57] ---
    please be very careful.
[10:02] ---
    Haruaki...
[10:03] ---
    Is this the sea?
[10:08] ---
    Huh. It looks a lot colder
    and darker than I imagined...
[10:22] ---
    Who's lonely?!
[10:23] ---
    Don't talk nonsense, Udder Wench!
[10:26] ---
    And Haruaki, too! What did
    he mean, "Stay out of trouble"?!
[10:29] ---
    Does he think he can give me orders?!
[11:04] ---
    "Hanemiyama Central Shopping District"
[11:04] ---
    What is this?
[11:06] ---
    There are too many people here.
[11:09] ---
    M-Maybe another time...
[11:11] ---
    Really no need for me to come, anyway.
[11:13] ---
    Oww!
[11:15] ---
    Oh, I'm sorry. What's wrong? Are you lost?
[11:18] ---
    Wh-Who's lost?!
[11:20] ---
    I know where I'm going!
    I'll put a curse on you!
[11:24] ---
    Excuse me, Uomasa-san! Uomasa-san!
[11:26] ---
    This girl says she's lost!
[11:27] ---
    Oh, where'd you come from?! "Who are you?!"
[11:30] ---
    Wrong question, Uomasa!
[11:32] ---
    "What's your name?!"
[11:34] ---
    What do you people want?!
[11:36] ---
    Leave me alone!
[11:40] ---
    Oh! I remember those things!
[11:43] ---
    Let me see it!
[11:49] ---
    Give me about two hours
    and I can solve the whole thing.
[11:55] ---
    Aren't you hungry?
[11:57] ---
    "Rice Crackers"
[11:57] ---
    Maybe you'd prefer chocolate or cake?
[12:00] ---
    Are those rice crackers?
[12:01] ---
    Want to try?
    They're "Japanese rice cookies."
[12:04] ---
    Of course. If you insist that I eat,
    I'll be happy to oblige.
[12:09] ---
    Huh? What's this black thing?
[12:12] ---
    It's a seaweed rice cracker.
[12:13] ---
    It's like a vegetable
    you can get in the sea.
[12:16] ---
    The sea...
[12:19] ---
    Mm... Not bad.
[12:21] ---
    In fact, it's good. Seaweed, you call it?
[12:24] ---
    That's right!
    I'll ask for roasted green tea!
[12:26] ---
    Roasted green tea goes with rice crackers!
[12:28] ---
    Oh, you've got good taste!
[12:29] ---
    That's what Haruaki told me!
[12:31] ---
    Haruaki?
[12:32] ---
    Uh-huh. He's shameless,
    but pretty smart and not a bad cook.
[12:36] ---
    But he went to school with this
    cow udder woman, Konoha.
[12:41] ---
    You think she means Yachi-san's son?
[12:43] ---
    Kuroe-chan's landlord, right?
[12:45] ---
    In that case, Nakajima-*san
    *knows where his house is.
[12:47] ---
    He's the president of
    Kuroe-chan's fan club.
[12:50] ---
    Thank goodness!
    You'll be able to get back home.
[12:53] ---
    D-Didn't I tell you I was fine
    from the beginning?!
[12:56] ---
    Why are you concerned about me?!
[13:00] ---
    Why?
[13:01] ---
    We couldn't leave you alone!
[13:03] ---
    That's right! It's the
    Central Shopping District rule!
[13:06] ---
    If you see someone,
    think of them as a customer!
[13:10] ---
    You like that line, don't you?
[13:21] ---
    I'm going home!
[13:23] ---
    I can't afford to let people
    take care of me here!
[13:29] ---
    Thank you for the seaweed rice crackers.
[13:31] ---
    They were delicious.
    I'll repay the kindness someday!
[13:36] ---
    --Looking forward to it!
[13:36] ---
    --Come visit again, okay?!
[13:38] ---
    Come again!
[13:40] ---
    But what's the point
    of me feeling grateful?!
[13:42] ---
    I have to get people to
    feel grateful to me!
[13:45] ---
    Although how am I supposed to do that?
[13:48] ---
    That's it! The TV said
    cleaning was hard work!
[13:52] ---
    All right! I'll clean up this whole place!
[14:28] ---
    I know what this is!
[14:30] ---
    A washing machine!
[14:32] ---
    If you put in detergent and clothes,
[14:34] ---
    the machine automatically
    washes them for you!
[14:39] ---
    "Clean-Ex"
[14:41] ---
    "Soft Artisan"
[14:47] ---
    Not bad! What great support!
[14:51] ---
    Doing things for other people
    is easier than I thought!
[14:54] ---
    Let's see, next...
[14:56] ---
    In here, there should be...
[14:59] ---
    Found it! Got it!
[15:02] ---
    I know what this is! A vacuum cleaner!
[15:04] ---
    A machine that sucks up garbage!
[15:06] ---
    And it runs on electricity.
[15:08] ---
    There should be nose-like
    holes in the wall...
[15:13] ---
    They do look like noses!
[15:33] ---
    Spider!
[15:35] ---
    W-W-Why does a creature
    like you have to come out
[15:38] ---
    At a time like this?!
[15:38] ---
    "Point"
[15:40] ---
    Think you're gonna bind me
    with your sticky thread?!
[15:50] ---
    Coward!
[15:52] ---
    With the power of electricity,
    you'll become trash!
[16:04] ---
    Now what?!
[16:07] ---
    It's kind of showy...
[16:10] ---
    But I suppose if you don't do
    this much, they won't get clean.
[16:33] ---
    What a beautiful sight!
[16:36] ---
    Wonderful!
[16:49] ---
    Insolent wind!
[17:01] ---
    I'm home...
[17:07] ---
    Fear!
[17:08] ---
    What happened, Fear?!
[17:10] ---
    Just a few minutes ago, these
    three-legged, yellowish-green aliens
[17:13] ---
    attacked me in the house.
[17:15] ---
    Oww!
[17:16] ---
    W-What are you doing?!
    I'll put a curse on you!
[17:18] ---
    What are you talking about?!
    That's my line!
[17:21] ---
    This house is in complete shambles!
[17:23] ---
    S-Shut up! What do I care, idiot?!
[17:25] ---
    I'm sleepy, so I'm gonna sleep!
    Don't bother me!
[17:38] ---
    Stupid Haruaki! He didn't even
    listen to my side of the story!
[17:43] ---
    My fast food toy collection...
[17:45] ---
    How spiteful can she be?!
[17:48] ---
    Um, Haruaki-kun...
[17:50] ---
    I think...
[17:54] ---
    Ah, well... oof...
[17:59] ---
    Fear! I'm going shopping. Is there
    anything you want to eat for dinner?
[18:03] ---
    I'll call you when it's ready.
    Don't sulk too long!
[18:16] ---
    "Hanemiyama Central Shopping District"
[18:16] ---
    Fear was?
[18:17] ---
    Oh, that girl's name is Fear-chan?
[18:20] ---
    Sorry she caused you trouble...
[18:22] ---
    No, no trouble at all!
[18:23] ---
    She's an interesting girl!
[18:26] ---
    Said something like
    "I can't have people take care of me."
[18:29] ---
    Then she went home in a hurry.
[18:31] ---
    I was right!
[18:38] ---
    Hey, Konoha...
[18:40] ---
    Yes?
[18:42] ---
    Do you think she was trying to, you know?
[18:44] ---
    Probably...
[18:46] ---
    What should I do?
[18:47] ---
    Um, Haruaki-kun, do you remember...?
[18:50] ---
    When I first came here?
[18:52] ---
    Yeah, sort of...
[18:54] ---
    At first, you did a lot
    of strange things too, right?
[18:57] ---
    I sure did.
[18:58] ---
    But why bring that up?
[19:00] ---
    I think you should tell Fear-*san
    *what you told me back then.
[19:06] ---
    I don't remember. What did I say...?
[19:09] ---
    You haven't changed
    since then, Haruaki-kun.
[19:12] ---
    So you don't have to think hard,
    just tell her what comes to mind.
[19:16] ---
    It'll be okay.
[19:20] ---
    Okay!
[19:23] ---
    Hey, Fear! Can I come in?
[19:26] ---
    Shut up! I'm sleeping!
[19:28] ---
    If you can answer me,
    doesn't that mean you're awake?
[19:30] ---
    Shut up! Clam it!
    I'll put a curse on you!
[19:33] ---
    Help me make dinner.
[19:36] ---
    I knew it, but I forgot.
[19:38] ---
    You're not a person,
[19:40] ---
    and yet you are, so I bet
    it'll be hard on you at first.
[19:45] ---
    Sorry. I was wrong.
[20:01] ---
    If you grate while angry, it'll get spicy.
[20:03] ---
    Huh. It understands someone's
    state of mind. That's weird food.
[20:08] ---
    So grate gently.
[20:11] ---
    Hmph! It's a simple task!
[20:19] ---
    Haruaki...
[20:22] ---
    How can I get positive
    thoughts from people?
[20:27] ---
    Why?
[20:28] ---
    Today, I felt people's positive thoughts...
[20:33] ---
    I think...
[20:34] ---
    Yeah.
[20:35] ---
    But I don't know what I should do.
[20:38] ---
    Mm-hm.
[20:39] ---
    I don't know if I can do it.
[20:41] ---
    Yeah.
[20:42] ---
    Can I...
[20:45] ---
    Can I really break the curse?
[20:51] ---
    Of course.
[21:05] ---
    Of course.
[21:07] ---
    But, you know...
[21:09] ---
    It's sure to take some time.
[21:11] ---
    So there's no sense in rushing.
[21:14] ---
    I think you can do it without
    trying too hard and being impatient.
[21:17] ---
    That's how it is.
[21:48] ---
    Beyond the shadows
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    that fill this totally unknown town
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    there you are
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    The magic of your smile
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    has the power to transform
    the constant, daily replays

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    of the same scene over and over
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    When I'm hopelessly lost in yesterday
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    even though I can't fix anything about it
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    your kindness
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    gives me light
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    I always, always want to be by your side
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    and deeply embrace love
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    Chance encounters are but a single
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    endless story
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    "No Smoking"
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    I feel like you're staring at me...
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    Uh, I'm sorry!
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    Sorry for what?
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    Um, it's just...
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    You're beautiful!
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    Well, Japan really is
    the land of good manners.
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    Bitchin'.
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    Did you come to Japan for sightseeing?
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    No. I have a job to do, of sorts.
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    Pardon my curiosity, but what kind of job?
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    Cleaning up...
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    Cleaning up trash.
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    "Chapter 2" "Where, What, Something"
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    Chapter Two:
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    "Where, What, Something."
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    If you don't watch, I'll curse you!