104 - Ciel in Wonderland Part II

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    Our story so far:
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    Alice fell into Wonderland
    while chasing the White Rabbit.
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    There, she...
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    ...got soaked wet as a
    drowned rat in a pool of tears...
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    ...got spun in circles by
    a perverted Mock Turtle...
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    ...had her mouth stuffed full of curry bun...
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    ...and shamelessly erected
    her Eiffel Tower in public.
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    Poor Alice was growing quite sick of
    Wonderland after these awful experiences...
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    ...but if anything, her trials were
    about to become even more grueling.
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    "Chapter Six: The Caterpillar Talks of Joy"
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    Blast it, where did the White Rabbit go?!
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    And why the devil am I this size?
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    It seems you've finally found this place.
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    Who are you?
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    I'm the Caterpillar.
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    I rather thought this day might come.
    I've been eagerly waiting.
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    Waiting? Do you know what I should do, then?
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    Hmm? I haven't the least idea what you mean.
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    Quit evading the issue and just tell me!
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    The right side will make you grow taller,
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    and the left side will make you grow shorter.
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    That's the law of the land here.
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    What is that supposed to mean?
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    Mushroom.
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    Mushroom?
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    Mushroom.
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    Wh-What are you going to do?
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    Suck.
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    Stop--
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    Goodness, you're all grown up.
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    Enough games! Put me
    back to normal this instant!
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    What? But that would be such a waste!
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    There are ever so many
    pleasures that only adults can savor...
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    Just put me back!
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    Mushroom.
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    I-Isn't there another way to do this?
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    Oh, why not relax and enjoy it?
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    Suck.
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    This isn't right either!
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    What?! But that form comes
    with its own unique pleasures...
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    You're so picky.
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    Just put me back! Or I'll crush you!
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    All right, all right.
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    Valley.
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    So in the end, I'm just the way I was before?
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    By the way--
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    Ali... Hmm, what was your name, again?
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    You've been talking to me
    without even knowing that?
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    Well, you were in such a
    hurry to get larger and smaller!
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    And you hardly know yourself
    who you are anymore, do you?
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    I am Ciel Phantomhive!
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    Hmm, really? That doesn't
    seem to fit, somehow.
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    And I'm looking for the White Rabbit.
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    Oh! Well, why didn't
    you say so in the first place?
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    Do you know where he is?!
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    Haven't the foggiest!
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    I've had enough of you!
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    This was an utter waste of time.
    Delayed by a useless caterpillar--
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    "Useless"? Is that really what you think?
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    What do you mean?
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    I am the Caterpillar.
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    And what shall happen, in time?
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    Presently I'll turn into a chrysalis,
    and after that--you know, don't you?
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    You don't mean...?
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    You can come along, Alice.
    Time to spread those wings...
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    Now!
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    She's the one transforming?!
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    The more one hurries, the later one becomes.
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    The more intently one pursues,
    the greater the distance grows.
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    At that rate, not only will they never meet;
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    I imagine they'll have trouble
    even passing each other by.
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    We'll set aside the question of
    why the mushroom had wings...
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    At any rate, Alice flew through the sky
    once more, carried needlessly far away.
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    She was an excessively fast woman.
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    "Chapter Seven: The Cheshire-Cat
    Stands on Its Hind Legs"
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    Blast her for letting go
    of me there, of all places!
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    Mr. Rabbit! Mr. Rabbit!
    Where are you, Mr. Rabbit?
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    Meow...
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    Show your whole self or don't
    come at all! Don't do it by halves!
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    Or I'll teach you a lesson!
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    Ah, but I'm a creature of halves!
    Who can say if I'm woman or man?
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    And that's why I'm punished! Yes, I see!
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    Enough cant! Come out here!
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    You look troubled!
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    Depending on the circumstances,
    I might be willing to help you.
[07:42] ---
    I'm sure you're just as useless
    as everyone else I've met today.
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    Cruelty! Such cruelty! And after
    I came here to show you the way, too!
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    Let me ask you this, then:
    which way ought I to go from here?
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    Well? Which one do I take?
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    Personally, I'd take both!
    A boy in every port!
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    I couldn't possibly narrow it down
    to just one; it'd be such a shame!
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    After all, they may be very different types,
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    but they're both thrillingly handsome!
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    I'm not asking about your taste in men!
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    I'm asking you which path I ought to choose!
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    Being loved is the easiest path,
    yet I always choose to be the lover!
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    A poor, lost kitten am I.
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    You're lost when you're supposed
    to be showing me the way?
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    Love is a labyrinth, you know.
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    Where has the red thread of my fate gone?
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    I don't much care where I go,
    so long as I get somewhere.
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    Well, no need to worry: whichever
    way you go, you'll only find a madman.
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    And I'm simply *mad
    *about those madmen, you see!
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    Can't I refuse to go either way?
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    Dear me, can you afford to be so picky?
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    It's show time!
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    Ah, I'm on fire!
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    The Y-junction of a lost boy in love...
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    Y!
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    ...twists and turns until it's an M.
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    M!
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    When all's said and done,
    it's a single-hearted I!
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    And this Cat is asking for you by name.
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    Now, don't you think we've at least
    put to rest any fear of getting lost?
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    So there are no choices now, then?
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    You're dead right about that!☆
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    The best time to snag your
    prey is the moment you want it.
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    Now then, I must be off on my hunt for love.
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    Give my best to the
    White Rabbit! Bye-bye, meow!
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    Wait a moment!
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    What now?
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    You just mentioned the
    White Rabbit. Where did he go?
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    So you're desperate to see him?
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    N-No, I didn't say that...
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    Are you desperate to see him?
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    I...
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    Why are you chasing the
    White Rabbit, of all things?
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    Why...?
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    Because he's my butler!
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    He belongs to me.
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    So I'll get him back. That's all.
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    That's just not fair! I
    want him too, you know!
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    Look, right now I'm even one
    of his beloved pussy cats! Meow!
[11:08] ---
    You can disappear now.
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    But you know, if the White Rabbit prefers,
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    I could always play the role of
    tomcat and let him be the pussy!
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    Yes! Anytime!
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    Shut it, you poof.
[11:19] ---
    Cruelty! Such cruelty!
    You're the one who told me to wait!
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    Which reminds me--you never answered
    my question! Where is he right now?
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    You'll see him straight away, never fear.
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    Eventually, if you walk straight,
    straight, straight that way...
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    And now this really is bye-bye, meow!
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    "Straight that way," eh?
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    Alice's "guide" had never been
    inclined to serve in that capacity;
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    really he was simply a
    whore for... attention.
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    With only one road, poor Alice
    had no choice but to go forward.
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    Ciel in Wonderland.
[12:17] ---
    Ciel in Wonderland.
[12:22] ---
    "Chapter Eight: The Hatter
    Sweetens Things Up"
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    No room.
[12:44] ---
    No room at all.
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    Come now, don't say that. Have a seat.
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    Don't say what? I haven't said anything!
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    The Dormouse was talking in his sleep.
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    That's why he's called the Dormouse:
    because he speaks endormi.
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    Welcome to the Mad Tea-Party. I'm the Hatter.
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    Next to me is the March Hare.
[13:13] ---
    Do you like tea?
[13:15] ---
    Y-Yes...
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    The look in your eyes says you doubt me.
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    There's nothing in it, I assure you!
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    Nothing but sweet, sweet sugar.
[13:37] ---
    Stop it! That's too much!
[13:40] ---
    Shhh.
[13:42] ---
    Look.
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    What's this...?
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    Memories are such ephemeral things.
[14:10] ---
    I'm not interested in parlor tricks!
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    My, my, just look at her drink!
[14:17] ---
    I refer to the floor, of course.
[14:18] ---
    Have you lot seen the White Rabbit?
[14:23] ---
    Good question! I'm sure I don't remember...
[14:26] ---
    You there, with the glasses.
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    You're a rabbit too, aren't you?
    Do you know anything?
[14:31] ---
    I'll thank you not to lump
    me in with that vulgar beast!
[14:37] ---
    A rabbit is a rabbit.
[14:39] ---
    Those ears look good on you.
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    I am a member of the proud Hare race!
[14:43] ---
    That filthy white creature
    is a Common Rabbit!
[14:46] ---
    All right, all right.
[14:48] ---
    Well, really! The master
    is just as the rabbit, I see!
[14:53] ---
    See, you really are both rabbits.
[14:55] ---
    I told you, I'll thank you not to lump me--
[14:57] ---
    Why is a raven like a writing-desk?
[15:02] ---
    Pardon?
[15:05] ---
    If you want to know where the
    White Rabbit's gone, pay my price!
[15:07] ---
    Give me the answer to my quiz question!
[15:13] ---
    We'll now officially begin.
[15:14] ---
    When you know the answer, be the
    first to press the button in front of you.
[15:20] ---
    Question: "Why is a raven
    like a writing-desk?"
[15:24] ---
    Your time limit is two hours.
[15:26] ---
    That's long!
[15:27] ---
    Start Thinking Time!
[15:29] ---
    --Thirty seconds to go. 29, 28, 27, 26...
[15:33] ---
    --That's fast!
    --Thirty seconds to go. 29, 28, 27, 26...
[15:34] ---
    --That's fast!
    --...25, 24, 23, 22, 21, 20...
[15:34] ---
    --I say, March Hare, wasn't your watch broken?
    --...25, 24, 23, 22, 21, 20...
[15:37] ---
    --I say, March Hare, wasn't your watch broken?
    --...19, 18, 17, 16, 15, 14...
[15:39] ---
    ...13, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7--
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    Number 1: Alice!
[15:46] ---
    They both start with an "r" sound!
[15:51] ---
    Dum dum da-da-dum.
[16:07] ---
    The correct answer was,
    "They're not alike at all."
[16:19] ---
    "Correct answer" my arse!
    That's not a proper quiz question at all!
[16:23] ---
    Aren't you the fool for expecting
    everything to have a clear answer?
[16:27] ---
    Quite, quite. Real life isn't so sweet.
[16:31] ---
    That's why we all crave sweet things.
[16:41] ---
    I thought I told you I'm not
    interested in parlor tricks!
[16:43] ---
    I'm through with this den of lunatics!
[16:48] ---
    Have you visited the Queen's castle?
[16:53] ---
    No, not yet.
[16:54] ---
    Then I'll give you a warning:
    you had better not go.
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    She's capricious, selfish, and savage,
[17:03] ---
    and at the slightest provocation...
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    Still, she's clearly worth meeting.
[17:12] ---
    She holds the highest
    authority around here, doesn't she?
[17:15] ---
    Well, yes, I suppose you could say that...
[17:19] ---
    My, my, I know that sound.
[17:22] ---
    What is it?
[17:23] ---
    It seems they've come for you.
[17:36] ---
    For Alice. An invitation from the Queen!
[17:39] ---
    From the Queen. An invitation for Alice!
[17:43] ---
    An invitation. From the
    Queen, for Alice, yes!
[17:49] ---
    Now! Go!
[17:52] ---
    --Hip, hip, hurrah! Hip, hip, hurrah!
[17:55] ---
    --Stop it! Put me down! I'll walk by myself!
    --Hip, hip, hurrah! Hip, hip, hurrah!
[17:59] ---
    Halt!
[18:04] ---
    Alice, are you all right, yes?
[18:07] ---
    Where did the White Rabbit go?
[18:09] ---
    Er, he was headed for the castle, but...
[18:13] ---
    The minute I find him, he runs away!
[18:16] ---
    I'll catch him this time!
[18:18] ---
    Take me there! Take me to the castle!
[18:21] ---
    Yes, my lord!
[18:27] ---
    If this world were a chessboard, the
    Queen's castle would be on the eighth rank.
[18:31] ---
    Whether Alice was the attacker or
    the defender was an open question,
[18:34] ---
    but at any rate, her
    adventure was nearing its end.
[18:41] ---
    "Chapter Nine: The Queen Demands Evidence"
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    Say...
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    Why was I called here?
[20:11] ---
    Red Queen of Hearts! Elegant Queen!
[20:15] ---
    Sovereign among sovereigns!
    Queen among Queens!
[20:19] ---
    Guardian of law and
    administrator of justice! And... um...
[20:25] ---
    Guardian of stew and
    administrator of rubbish duty!
[20:29] ---
    All bow before Her Majesty the Queen!
[20:40] ---
    All right, let the trial begin.
[20:43] ---
    My ruling: the accused,
    Alice, is sentenced to death!
[20:51] ---
    Silence in the court!
[20:56] ---
    Now, off with her head!
[20:59] ---
    Wait a moment!
[21:01] ---
    I've always wanted to say that.
[21:04] ---
    Well, go on, chop it off.
[21:06] ---
    Y-Y-Yes, Your Majesty!
[21:12] ---
    Objection!
[21:13] ---
    The sentence first, with no
    accusation and no evidence given?
[21:16] ---
    Stuff and nonsense!
[21:18] ---
    But going through all the
    deliberations is such a waste of time,
[21:21] ---
    and it's so boring!
[21:23] ---
    I won't be beheaded
    simply because you're bored!
[21:26] ---
    Fine, fine, read the accusation,
    then--just for form's sake.
[21:31] ---
    Just for form's sake,
    I shall, Your Majesty!
[21:33] ---
    Don't do it for form's
    sake; do it by the book!
[21:36] ---
    Er, well...
[21:38] ---
    "The accused, Alice, was born on
    14th December 1875..." And, um...
[21:53] ---
    Th-That's all.
[21:55] ---
    Objection!
[21:57] ---
    What's my birthday got to do with anything?!
[21:59] ---
    Do you mean to say my birth was a crime?!
[22:01] ---
    Silence,
[22:03] ---
    or I'll hold you in contempt
    and have you chucked out of court.
[22:06] ---
    And now we'll call the first witness.
[22:08] ---
    First witness!
[22:11] ---
    Here!
[22:16] ---
    How have you been wronged by the accused?
[22:20] ---
    Please tell the court.
[22:24] ---
    I... I lost my colors!
[22:28] ---
    I wanted to wear a pink hat
    with a flower on it today...
[22:33] ---
    But a widow is only permitted
    to wear dull black, day after day!
[22:39] ---
    Which is Alice's fault!
[22:41] ---
    My fault...?
[22:44] ---
    Next witness!
[22:47] ---
    I lost my love!
[22:49] ---
    The one woman I'd
    believed in since I was a boy!
[22:52] ---
    And now he is losing even the
    friend he'd gained in exchange!
[22:57] ---
    Which is Alice's fault!
[22:59] ---
    If you apologize now, I'll forgive you!
[23:01] ---
    For what?
[23:03] ---
    I lost my future.
[23:14] ---
    But I won't say it's your fault, Alice!
[23:18] ---
    The truth is the truth, though.
[23:21] ---
    I lost my wings!
[23:28] ---
    Which is Alice's fault!
[23:30] ---
    Ready, go.
[23:32] ---
    The new home that we'd finally found...!
[23:35] ---
    We've lost it once again.
[23:46] ---
    Which is Alice's fault!
[23:50] ---
    The next witness is Her Majesty the Queen!
[23:54] ---
    That's right...
[23:58] ---
    I forever lost my peace of mind.
[24:07] ---
    Alice, every last bit of this is your fault.
[24:11] ---
    Wasn't it cruel of you to
    make so many people unhappy?
[24:15] ---
    I recall doing no such thing!
[24:17] ---
    Oh, so you insist you're innocent, then.
    Even after doing that, eh?
[24:24] ---
    I'm saying I have no memory of it!
[24:26] ---
    "Memory." That's your crime, Alice.
[24:30] ---
    My crime?
[24:32] ---
    Will the final witness come forth!
[24:39] ---
    Didn't I tell you?
    Memories are such ephemeral things.
[24:45] ---
    This is a dreamland,
    a realm between life and death.
[24:50] ---
    A place where past and future blend together.
[24:55] ---
    What is this?
[25:00] ---
    You left your memories
    behind in the human world.
[25:05] ---
    What a savage is Alice!
    What a poor soul is Alice!
[25:10] ---
    "Alice"... is that even my name?
[25:14] ---
    An excellent question.
[25:17] ---
    Come to think of it, I can't remember
    anything from before I came here.
[25:22] ---
    I could answer the Caterpillar
    when he asked my name, but now...
[25:26] ---
    That proves it, then.
[25:30] ---
    The accused is hereby found guilty
    on the charge of losing her memories!
[25:36] ---
    Her sentence is...
[25:38] ---
    ...death, of course.
[25:40] ---
    Now, off with her head!
[25:45] ---
    I'm innocent!
[25:47] ---
    Offer us proof, then.
[25:50] ---
    Proof!
[25:51] ---
    Proof!
[25:53] ---
    Proof!
[25:54] ---
    Proof!
[25:56] ---
    Proof!
[25:57] ---
    Proof!
[25:59] ---
    Proof!
[26:01] ---
    Proof!
[26:02] ---
    --What am I meant to do?!
    --Proof!
[26:05] ---
    Proof!
[26:07] ---
    Proof.
[26:10] ---
    Proof that whatever else you
    may forget, you remain yourself.
[26:15] ---
    Now, call my name.
[26:21] ---
    Sebastian...
[26:23] ---
    Louder.
[26:26] ---
    Sebastian, Sebastian, Sebastian!
[26:30] ---
    Listen to me, Sebastian:
[26:32] ---
    Even if I lose everything,
    I'm still me--Ciel Phantomhive!
[26:38] ---
    Come, Sebastian!
[26:41] ---
    Young master!
[26:59] ---
    Well done.
[27:01] ---
    This is an order: take me out of here!
[27:05] ---
    Yes, my lord.
[27:08] ---
    Seize them!
[27:24] ---
    Hold on tight.
[27:33] ---
    So you're going home, Ciel...
[27:37] ---
    Let's meet again one day, in another dream.
[27:47] ---
    Yes: the truth is, you don't need any proof.
[27:53] ---
    You have only to call me
    and give me my orders.
[27:56] ---
    Simply call "Sebastian."
[28:04] ---
    "...'You're nothing but a pack of cards!'
[28:07] ---
    At this the whole pack rose up into
    the air, and came flying down upon her;
[28:16] ---
    she gave a little scream..."
[28:21] ---
    ...and found herself lying
    in bed in her own world.
[28:34] ---
    Young master...
[28:48] ---
    Sleep well.