# 104 - Ciel in Wonderland Part II
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYQ43P3E6/black-butler)
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Our story so far:
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Alice fell into Wonderland
while chasing the White Rabbit.
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There, she...
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...got soaked wet as a
drowned rat in a pool of tears...
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...got spun in circles by
a perverted Mock Turtle...
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...had her mouth stuffed full of curry bun...
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...and shamelessly erected
her Eiffel Tower in public.
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Poor Alice was growing quite sick of
Wonderland after these awful experiences...
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...but if anything, her trials were
about to become even more grueling.
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"Chapter Six: The Caterpillar Talks of Joy"
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Blast it, where did the White Rabbit go?!
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And why the devil am I this size?
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It seems you've finally found this place.
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Who are you?
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I'm the Caterpillar.
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I rather thought this day might come.
I've been eagerly waiting.
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Waiting? Do you know what I should do, then?
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Hmm? I haven't the least idea what you mean.
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Quit evading the issue and just tell me!
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The right side will make you grow taller,
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and the left side will make you grow shorter.
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That's the law of the land here.
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What is that supposed to mean?
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Mushroom.
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Mushroom?
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Mushroom.
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Wh-What are you going to do?
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Suck.
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Stop--
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Goodness, you're all grown up.
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Enough games! Put me
back to normal this instant!
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What? But that would be such a waste!
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There are *ever* so many
pleasures that only adults can savor...
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Just put me back!
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Mushroom.
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I-Isn't there another way to do this?
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Oh, why not relax and enjoy it?
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Suck.
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This isn't right either!
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What?! But that form comes
with its own unique pleasures...
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You're so picky.
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Just put me back! Or I'll crush you!
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All right, all right.
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Valley.
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So in the end, I'm just the way I was before?
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By the way--
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Ali... Hmm, what was your name, again?
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You've been talking to me
without even knowing that?
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Well, you were in such a
hurry to get larger and smaller!
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And you hardly know yourself
who you are anymore, do you?
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I am Ciel Phantomhive!
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Hmm, really? That doesn't
seem to fit, somehow.
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And I'm looking for the White Rabbit.
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Oh! Well, why didn't
you say so in the first place?
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Do you know where he is?!
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Haven't the foggiest!
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I've had enough of you!
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This was an utter waste of time.
Delayed by a useless caterpillar--
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"Useless"? Is that really what you think?
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What do you mean?
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I am the Caterpillar.
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And what shall happen, in time?
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Presently I'll turn into a chrysalis,
and after that--you know, don't you?
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You don't mean...?
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You can come along, Alice.
Time to spread those wings...
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Now!
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*She's* the one transforming?!
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The more one hurries, the later one becomes.
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The more intently one pursues,
the greater the distance grows.
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At that rate, not only will they never meet;
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I imagine they'll have trouble
even passing each other by.
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We'll set aside the question of
why the mushroom had wings...
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At any rate, Alice flew through the sky
once more, carried needlessly far away.
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She was an excessively fast woman.
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"Chapter Seven: The Cheshire-Cat
Stands on Its Hind Legs"
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Blast her for letting go
of me there, of all places!
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Mr. Rabbit! Mr. Rabbit!
Where are you, Mr. Rabbit?
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Meow...
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Show your whole self or don't
come at all! Don't do it by halves!
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Or I'll teach you a lesson!
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Ah, but I'm a creature of halves!
Who can say if I'm woman or man?
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And that's why I'm punished! Yes, I see!
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Enough cant! Come out here!
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You look troubled!
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Depending on the circumstances,
I might be willing to help you.
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I'm sure you're just as useless
as everyone else I've met today.
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Cruelty! Such cruelty! And after
I came here to show you the way, too!
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Let me ask you this, then:
which way ought I to go from here?
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Well? Which one do I take?
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Personally, I'd take *both*!
A boy in every port!
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I couldn't possibly narrow it down
to just one; it'd be such a shame!
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After all, they may be very different types,
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but they're both thrillingly handsome!
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I'm not asking about your taste in men!
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I'm asking you which path I ought to choose!
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*Being* loved is the easiest path,
yet I always choose to be the lover!
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A poor, lost kitten am I.
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You're lost when you're supposed
to be showing me the way?
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Love is a labyrinth, you know.
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Where has the red thread of my fate gone?
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I don't much care where I go,
so long as I get somewhere.
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Well, no need to worry: whichever
way you go, you'll only find a madman.
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And I'm simply *mad
*about those madmen, you see!
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Can't I refuse to go either way?
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Dear me, can you afford to be so picky?
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It's show time!
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Ah, I'm on fire!
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The Y-junction of a lost boy in love...
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Y!
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...twists and turns until it's an M.
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M!
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When all's said and done,
it's a single-hearted I!
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And this Cat is asking for you by name.
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Now, don't you think we've at least
put to rest any fear of getting lost?
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So there are no choices now, then?
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You're dead right about that!☆
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The best time to snag your
prey is the moment you want it.
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Now then, I must be off on my hunt for love.
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Give my best to the
White Rabbit! Bye-bye, meow!
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Wait a moment!
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What now?
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You just mentioned the
White Rabbit. Where did he go?
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So you're desperate to see him?
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N-No, I didn't say that...
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Are you desperate to see him?
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I...
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Why are you chasing the
White Rabbit, of all things?
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Why...?
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Because he's my butler!
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He belongs to me.
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So I'll get him back. That's all.
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That's just not fair! I
want him too, you know!
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Look, right now I'm even one
of his beloved pussy cats! Meow!
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You can disappear now.
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But you know, if the White Rabbit prefers,
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I could always play the role of
*tomcat* and let him be the pussy!
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Yes! Anytime!
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Shut it, you poof.
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Cruelty! Such cruelty!
*You're* the one who told me to wait!
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Which reminds me--you never answered
my question! Where is he right now?
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You'll see him straight away, never fear.
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Eventually, if you walk straight,
straight, straight that way...
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And now this really is bye-bye, meow!
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"Straight that way," eh?
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Alice's "guide" had never been
inclined to serve in that capacity;
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really he was simply a
whore for... attention.
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With only one road, poor Alice
had no choice but to go forward.
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*Ciel in Wonderland.*
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*Ciel in Wonderland.*
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"Chapter Eight: The Hatter
Sweetens Things Up"
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No room.
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No room at all.
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Come now, don't say that. Have a seat.
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Don't say *what*? I haven't said anything!
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The Dormouse was talking in his sleep.
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That's why he's called the Dormouse:
because he speaks endormi.
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Welcome to the Mad Tea-Party. I'm the Hatter.
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Next to me is the March Hare.
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Do you like tea?
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Y-Yes...
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The look in your eyes says you doubt me.
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There's nothing in it, I assure you!
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Nothing but sweet, sweet sugar.
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Stop it! That's too much!
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Shhh.
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Look.
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What's this...?
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Memories are such ephemeral things.
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I'm not interested in parlor tricks!
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My, my, just look at her drink!
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I refer to the floor, of course.
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Have you lot seen the White Rabbit?
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Good question! I'm sure I don't remember...
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You there, with the glasses.
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You're a rabbit too, aren't you?
Do you know anything?
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I'll thank you not to lump
me in with that vulgar beast!
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A rabbit is a rabbit.
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Those ears look good on you.
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I am a member of the proud Hare race!
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That filthy white creature
is a Common Rabbit!
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All right, all right.
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Well, really! The master
is just as the rabbit, I see!
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See, you really *are* both rabbits.
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I told you, I'll thank you not to lump me--
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Why is a raven like a writing-desk?
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Pardon?
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If you want to know where the
White Rabbit's gone, pay my price!
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Give me the answer to my quiz question!
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We'll now officially begin.
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When you know the answer, be the
first to press the button in front of you.
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Question: "Why is a raven
like a writing-desk?"
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Your time limit is two hours.
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That's long!
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Start Thinking Time!
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--Thirty seconds to go. 29, 28, 27, 26...
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--That's fast!
--Thirty seconds to go. 29, 28, 27, 26...
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--That's fast!
--...25, 24, 23, 22, 21, 20...
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--I say, March Hare, wasn't your watch broken?
--...25, 24, 23, 22, 21, 20...
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--I say, March Hare, wasn't your watch broken?
--...19, 18, 17, 16, 15, 14...
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...13, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7--
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Number 1: Alice!
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They both start with an "r" sound!
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Dum dum da-da-*dum*.
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The correct answer was,
"They're not alike at all."
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"Correct answer" my arse!
That's not a proper quiz question at all!
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Aren't *you* the fool for expecting
everything to have a clear answer?
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Quite, quite. Real life isn't so sweet.
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That's why we all crave sweet things.
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I thought I told you I'm not
interested in parlor tricks!
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I'm through with this den of lunatics!
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Have you visited the Queen's castle?
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No, not yet.
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Then I'll give you a warning:
you had better *not* go.
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She's capricious, selfish, and savage,
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and at the slightest provocation...
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Still, she's clearly worth meeting.
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She holds the highest
authority around here, doesn't she?
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Well, yes, I suppose you could say that...
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My, my, I know that sound.
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What is it?
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It seems they've come for you.
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For Alice. An invitation from the Queen!
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From the Queen. An invitation for Alice!
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An invitation. From the
Queen, for Alice, yes!
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Now! Go!
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--Hip, hip, hurrah! Hip, hip, hurrah!
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--Stop it! Put me down! I'll walk by myself!
--Hip, hip, hurrah! Hip, hip, hurrah!
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Halt!
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Alice, are you all right, yes?
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Where did the White Rabbit go?
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Er, he was headed for the castle, but...
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The minute I find him, he runs away!
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I'll catch him *this* time!
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Take me there! Take me to the castle!
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Yes, my lord!
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If this world were a chessboard, the
Queen's castle would be on the eighth rank.
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Whether Alice was the attacker or
the defender was an open question,
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but at any rate, her
adventure was nearing its end.
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"Chapter Nine: The Queen Demands Evidence"
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Say...
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Why was I called here?
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Red Queen of Hearts! Elegant Queen!
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Sovereign among sovereigns!
Queen among Queens!
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Guardian of law and
administrator of justice! And... um...
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Guardian of stew and
administrator of rubbish duty!
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All bow before Her Majesty the Queen!
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All right, let the trial begin.
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My ruling: the accused,
Alice, is sentenced to death!
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Silence in the court!
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Now, off with her head!
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Wait a moment!
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I've always wanted to say that.
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Well, go on, chop it off.
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Y-Y-Yes, Your Majesty!
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Objection!
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The sentence first, with no
accusation and no evidence given?
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Stuff and nonsense!
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But going through all the
deliberations is such a waste of time,
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and it's so boring!
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I won't be beheaded
simply because you're *bored*!
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Fine, fine, read the accusation,
then--just for form's sake.
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Just for form's sake,
I shall, Your Majesty!
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Don't do it for form's
sake; do it by the book!
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Er, well...
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"The accused, Alice, was born on
14th December 1875..." And, um...
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Th-That's all.
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Objection!
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What's my birthday got to do with anything?!
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Do you mean to say my birth was a crime?!
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Silence,
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or I'll hold you in contempt
and have you chucked out of court.
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And now we'll call the first witness.
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First witness!
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Here!
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How have you been wronged by the accused?
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Please tell the court.
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I... I lost my colors!
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I wanted to wear a pink hat
with a flower on it today...
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But a widow is only permitted
to wear dull black, day after day!
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Which is Alice's fault!
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*My* fault...?
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Next witness!
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I lost my love!
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The one woman I'd
believed in since I was a boy!
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And now he is losing even the
friend he'd gained in exchange!
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Which is Alice's fault!
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If you apologize now, I'll forgive you!
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For what?
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I lost my future.
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But I won't say it's your fault, Alice!
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The truth is the truth, though.
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I lost my wings!
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Which is Alice's fault!
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Ready, go.
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The new home that we'd finally found...!
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We've lost it once again.
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Which is Alice's fault!
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The next witness is Her Majesty the Queen!
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That's right...
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I forever lost my peace of mind.
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Alice, every last bit of this is your fault.
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Wasn't it cruel of you to
make so many people unhappy?
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I recall doing no such thing!
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Oh, so you insist you're innocent, then.
Even after doing *that*, eh?
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I'm saying I have no memory of it!
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"Memory." That's your crime, Alice.
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My crime?
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Will the final witness come forth!
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Didn't I tell you?
Memories are such ephemeral things.
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This is a dreamland,
a realm between life and death.
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A place where past and future blend together.
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What is this?
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You left your memories
behind in the human world.
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What a savage is Alice!
What a poor soul is Alice!
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"Alice"... is that even my name?
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An excellent question.
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Come to think of it, I can't remember
anything from before I came here.
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I could answer the Caterpillar
when he asked my name, but now...
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That proves it, then.
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The accused is hereby found guilty
on the charge of losing her memories!
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Her sentence is...
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...death, of course.
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Now, off with her head!
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I'm innocent!
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Offer us proof, then.
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Proof!
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Proof!
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Proof!
**[25:54] ---**
Proof!
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Proof!
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Proof!
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Proof!
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Proof!
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--What am I meant to do?!
--Proof!
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Proof!
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Proof.
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Proof that whatever else you
may forget, you remain yourself.
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Now, call my name.
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Sebastian...
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Louder.
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Sebastian, Sebastian, Sebastian!
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Listen to me, Sebastian:
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Even if I lose everything,
I'm still me--Ciel Phantomhive!
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Come, Sebastian!
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Young master!
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Well done.
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This is an order: take me out of here!
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Yes, my lord.
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Seize them!
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Hold on tight.
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So you're going home, Ciel...
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Let's meet again one day, in another dream.
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Yes: the truth is, you don't need any proof.
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You have only to call me
and give me my orders.
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Simply call "Sebastian."
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"...'You're nothing but a pack of cards!'
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At this the whole pack rose up into
the air, and came flying down upon her;
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she gave a little scream..."
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...and found herself lying
in bed in her own world.
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Young master...
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Sleep well.