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101 - Ciel in Wonderland Part I

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[00:43] ---
    "Prologue"
[00:51] ---
    Another ordinary day in the same old room...
[00:54] ---
    Alice was beginning to get
    very tired of it. Because, you see...
[00:59] ---
    Her financial report was a dreary thing
[01:02] ---
    with no murders,
    violence, or tragic partings in it.
[01:07] ---
    Did you say something?
[01:11] ---
    No, nothing.
[01:15] ---
    Sebastian. Tea.
[01:18] ---
    Very good, my lord.
[01:36] ---
    What?
[01:52] ---
    Are my eyes playing tricks on me?
[01:55] ---
    How late it's getting! Two minutes
    and forty seconds behind schedule!
[02:02] ---
    Why can't I catch him up?
[02:30] ---
    To think she fell right
    into such an elementary trap!
[02:32] ---
    Though she may pass herself off
    as cautious, she's really quite daft--
[02:35] ---
    Pardon me, I meant to say, "Oh, poor Alice!
[02:37] ---
    Whatever shall become of her?
    I do so look forward to finding out."
[02:43] ---
    "Chapter One: Down the Rabbit-Hole"
[03:10] ---
    Where am I?
[03:13] ---
    I don't recall any room
    like this below the manor.
[03:23] ---
    Not this one, either?
[03:26] ---
    Oh dear! I'm late!
[03:28] ---
    I'm late, I'm late! I'm late, I'm late!
[03:31] ---
    Sebastian!
[03:32] ---
    Now I shall be three minutes late!
[03:47] ---
    Did he just ignore me?
[03:51] ---
    And then lock the door?!
[03:53] ---
    Oh, how cute!
[03:57] ---
    My lady!
[03:59] ---
    That voice...
[04:00] ---
    Alice!
[04:08] ---
    Lizzie?!
[04:09] ---
    This is my lady the Mouse.
[04:12] ---
    And I am the Dodo!
[04:14] ---
    So cute, so cute, so cute!
[04:20] ---
    Alice, why are you wearing such
    plain clothes? They're not cute at all!
[04:25] ---
    It's what I always wear.
    More to the point, who is this "Alice"?
[04:28] ---
    Well, really! You're Alice, aren't you?
[04:31] ---
    My teacher at Mouse School told me,
[04:34] ---
    "When in the country,
    do as the country folk do;
[04:36] ---
    when in Rome, do as the Romans do;
[04:39] ---
    and the cat in gloves catches no mice!"
[04:42] ---
    Shall I take it we're in Rome, then...?
[04:46] ---
    What are you on about?
    We're in Wonderland, naturally!
[04:49] ---
    Now, as soon as you've
    changed clothes, we'll have a snack!
[04:52] ---
    "Wonderland"?!
[04:55] ---
    What...
[04:56] ---
    What the devil is this?!
[05:09] ---
    Ea... "Eat Me"...
[05:11] ---
    ...is the name of this cake.
[05:15] ---
    Oh, how cute!
[05:19] ---
    It's got very peculiar coloring
    for a cake... is it really edible?
[05:24] ---
    I'm told the flavor is most amusing.
[05:26] ---
    I-I beg you'll enjoy every crumb of it.
[05:30] ---
    Lovely! Let's tuck in!
[05:33] ---
    Lizzie, wait! Let's be cautious about--
[05:35] ---
    Hey!
[05:40] ---
    It's very nice!
[05:41] ---
    It has a sort of mixed flavor of
    lemon meringue pie, gâteau au chocolat,
[05:45] ---
    Victoria sponge, scone, cottage pie,
    roast hare, and lobster curry!
[05:51] ---
    What does that taste like?
[05:56] ---
    What's wrong? Are you all right?
[05:58] ---
    My lady?
[05:59] ---
    I-I have a curious feeling...
[06:03] ---
    Lizzie!
[06:28] ---
    Oh, no, what's this?!
[06:30] ---
    My lady!
[06:32] ---
    Lizzie!
[06:33] ---
    I'll not be cute anymore if I'm this big!
[06:45] ---
    Lizzie, please, don't cry!
[06:56] ---
    Big or not, you're still
    adorable as ever, my lady!
[07:01] ---
    Oh, but I shan't be able to wear
    the cute new boots I bought yesterday!
[07:07] ---
    Is that what you should be
    worrying about right now?!
[07:11] ---
    Hmm... Is there anything here we can use?
[07:15] ---
    Dr... "Drink Me"...
[07:21] ---
    Where did you get that from?!
[07:23] ---
    I-I'd be too embarrassed to say.
[07:27] ---
    I'll do anything to save my lady!
[07:30] ---
    Because I'm her maid!
[07:36] ---
    All right.
[07:40] ---
    Lizzie! Drink this!
[07:42] ---
    Yes! That's right! If I have no cake,
    I can simply drink strawberry juice!
[07:53] ---
    My lady the Mouse's only faults
    were that she didn't listen to others
[07:57] ---
    and that she had just a dribble of egotism.
[08:00] ---
    The journey through
    Wonderland has only just begun,
[08:02] ---
    and our poor Alice has
    her work cut out for her.
[08:09] ---
    "Chapter Two: The Rabbit Gleams on the Water"
[08:20] ---
    This way, Alice! Come quickly!
[08:31] ---
    It looks as though she
    turned back to normal...

[08:35] ---
    Catch! Row! Catch! Row!
    Catch! Row! Catch! Row!
[08:53] ---
    Yo, Alice! Hangin' in there?
[08:55] ---
    Not far to the shore now!
[08:57] ---
    No grim faces! Smile, smile, yes!
[09:01] ---
    What's on the other
    side of this lake, you three?
[09:04] ---
    Lake?!
[09:05] ---
    Oh, I say, is this a lake?
[09:07] ---
    The sea, I thought--was that a mistake?
[09:09] ---
    You're off by a mile!
[09:11] ---
    Yep, I've known it for a while:
    the only place this wet is the Nile!
[09:15] ---
    The Nile? Shouldn't the water there be nil?
[09:17] ---
    No, no, it's nil in Nigeria!
[09:19] ---
    And Algeria has it all!
[09:22] ---
    "Splashing of water / as the great
    frog makes his jump / into the old lake."
[09:28] ---
    So this place really is a lake?!
[09:30] ---
    The sea, I thought--was that a mistake?
[09:32] ---
    You're off by a mile!
[09:33] ---
    Chaps, put your thinking caps on:
    the only place this wet is the Amazon!
[09:37] ---
    Quit repeating yourselves, you dodos!
[09:40] ---
    B-B-But I'm the Dodo.
[09:43] ---
    Oh, I'm very sorry! Do forgive me!
[09:47] ---
    Look! It's the White Rabbit!
[10:02] ---
    He's terrific, yes!
[10:04] ---
    This must be land after all,
    if the White Rabbit can run here!
[10:07] ---
    Mark my words: if a rabbit is in
    the lead, a turtle will come in second!
[10:12] ---
    Stop this instant, Sebastian!
    Don't leave me behind!
[10:22] ---
    I know that voice, yes.
[10:24] ---
    The Puppy!
[10:26] ---
    Look sharp, you two!
[10:28] ---
    Sir, yes, Sir!
[10:29] ---
    It's just a puppy, isn't it?
    Why are you so...?
[10:40] ---
    Here he comes! Don't let him unseat you!
[10:46] ---
    That's no "puppy"!
[10:50] ---
    My lady!
[10:54] ---
    Alice!
[10:59] ---
    It's salty... a sea? Oh,
    right, these are tears.

[11:05] ---
    Sebastian...
[11:08] ---
    Many suspected that
    Alice couldn't swim a stroke.
[11:11] ---
    She claimed she merely found
    breathing difficult, but setting that aside...
[11:15] ---
    Alice truly excelled at being
    kidnapped, attacked, and drowned.
[11:20] ---
    I wish she'd have a little
    consideration for her rescuers.
[11:25] ---
    "Chapter Three: The Mock Turtle Blossoms"
[11:38] ---
    I'll catch a cold if I don't get dry soon!
    I have to change clothes...
[11:55] ---
    I had no choice.
[12:01] ---
    I'm not dressed like this by choice!
[12:04] ---
    Who are you talking to,
    my playful little robin?
[12:09] ---
    I've been looking forward to meeting you!
[12:13] ---
    Don't touch me!
[12:14] ---
    You're charming even
    when you're standoffish!
[12:16] ---
    Now, how about a
    dance with the Mock Turtle?
[12:19] ---
    No!
[12:20] ---
    Drat, drat! You won't
    join me in the dance?!
[12:24] ---
    And after cutting a pretty figure to
    seduce me like that! Oh, how sinful!
[12:30] ---
    I'm not flirting with you!
[12:31] ---
    Oh, ought this little robin's
    unrobinlike sin of pride to be forgiven?!
[12:36] ---
    No! Even if Her Majesty
    forgives it, I never shall!
[12:41] ---
    Now, my lady, give me your hand.
[12:45] ---
    Wait a moment. There's a
    Queen in this country, too?
[12:48] ---
    But of course. The Queen of Hearts
    is a woman of exquisite beauty.
[12:53] ---
    Do you want an audience with her?
    All the more reason...
[13:01] ---
    You'll dance with me, won't you?
[13:13] ---
    Un, deux, trois! Un, deux, trois!
[13:18] ---
    That's right; you're doing
    splendidly, my little robin.
[13:25] ---
    When will this humiliation be over?
[13:28] ---
    When you dance well enough
    to suit your appearance.
[13:32] ---
    Dancing is an essential skill for a
    maiden bound for the royal palace!
[13:38] ---
    Back to the beginning!
[13:39] ---
    I'm afraid I'll never be able to
    give you a passing grade at this rate.
[13:43] ---
    Although personally, I'd love to
    dance an eternal waltz with you...
[13:52] ---
    Now, lift your face, and let everyone
    see how fit for the ball you are!
[14:07] ---
    This isn't-- Stop it! Don't look at me!
[14:11] ---
    It isn't what? Flowers
    are meant to be admired.
[14:15] ---
    The more people behold them,
    the more beautiful they become!
[14:19] ---
    Sebastian?!
[14:22] ---
    You mustn't allow yourself
    to be distracted mid-dance.
[14:25] ---
    Now, concentrate.
[14:30] ---
    Let me go. Let me go!
    I've got to follow him!
[14:34] ---
    Why? Why are you
    chasing a rabbit, of all things?
[14:38] ---
    Because...!
[14:39] ---
    Because... well...
[14:41] ---
    Hmm?
[14:42] ---
    At any rate, stop this spin at once!
[14:45] ---
    I can't stop! I just keep going!
[14:47] ---
    In fact, I won't stop!
    I want to go on forever!
[14:49] ---
    What?!
[14:54] ---
    It's so much fun, I can't stop myself!
[14:56] ---
    Because, my little robin, this spin is
    the outpouring of my feelings for you!
[15:04] ---
    Getting... dizzy...!
[15:08] ---
    I can see it! I can see it!
[15:10] ---
    A flock of angels soaring
    through the night skies!
[15:12] ---
    Yes, you are the
    fruit of our lost paradise!
[15:15] ---
    Oh, I would violate any
    taboo to admire this beauty!
[15:21] ---
    Stop it... Stop!
[15:26] ---
    Let my feelings reach you, here and now!
[15:30] ---
    Lobster-Quadrille!
[15:42] ---
    Her body, slender as a
    twig and light as a feather,
[15:45] ---
    could go quite a distance when thrown.
[15:47] ---
    And so Alice flew far, far away.
[15:53] ---
    Beautiful!
[15:57] ---
    Ciel in Wonderland.
[16:02] ---
    Ciel in Wonderland.
[16:07] ---
    "Chapter Four: Pepper Wafts Through the Air"
[16:25] ---
    Where am I?
[16:32] ---
    What is this?
[16:49] ---
    What's going on here?
[16:53] ---
    This is my palace!
    In other words, I am the Duchess!
[16:58] ---
    And this is my esteemed cook!
[17:03] ---
    Turmeric, coriander,
    cloves, cinnamon, cardamom,
[17:07] ---
    cumin, fennel, anise, caraway...
[17:10] ---
    And the trump card is...
[17:12] ---
    ...black pepper!
[17:20] ---
    I've only just begun!
    The ultimate curry will not be perfected
[17:24] ---
    until I've added another 3,000 spices!
[17:30] ---
    Excellent! I'd expect
    nothing less from my cook!
[17:33] ---
    And now our final member--Kitchen Maid Alice!
[17:39] ---
    Don't involve me in this!
[17:41] ---
    Now, now, no need to get upset.
    Have you eaten too much chilli powder?
[17:45] ---
    That won't do!
[17:46] ---
    Less chilli powder, more ginger!
    And the trump card is...
[17:50] ---
    ...black pepper!
[17:55] ---
    Yes! This! This is it! The piquancy
    of our great Mother Nature!
[17:59] ---
    Knock it off!
[18:01] ---
    Oh, I forgot one more
    member of the household.
[18:05] ---
    Mee-ow!
[18:08] ---
    What's that?
[18:10] ---
    When did the perverted-looking
    red thing get here?
[18:13] ---
    Meow.
[18:15] ---
    What are you on about?
    It's been here all along.
[18:17] ---
    And it's not a pervert; it's a Cheshire-Cat!
[18:20] ---
    Meow!
[18:26] ---
    Meow.
[18:29] ---
    What sort of cat grins like that?
[18:32] ---
    All cats grin.
[18:34] ---
    You don't know much,
    Alice, and that's a fact.
[18:38] ---
    Cats and tigers and people are all the same!
[18:40] ---
    If you treat them kindly,
    they'll give you affection in return!
[18:44] ---
    Quite right, quite right!
    And the trump card is...
[18:48] ---
    ...black pepper!
[18:53] ---
    I told you...
[18:55] ---
    ...stop it!
[18:56] ---
    Relations between master and
    butler follow the same principle!
[18:59] ---
    Why, even a high-born Duchess such
    as I and a lowly kitchen maid such as you
[19:04] ---
    might easily develop a
    friendship that transcends station!
[19:08] ---
    Bravo, Duchess!
[19:11] ---
    It's pointless to speak
    with you! I'm leaving!
[19:16] ---
    Hey.
[19:18] ---
    Don't you ever waste food!
[19:21] ---
    The Duchess is quite right.
    All foods are gifts from the gods.
[19:26] ---
    We must not waste even one grain of pepper!
[19:29] ---
    I see you need to be punished. Go, cook!
[19:33] ---
    Jo ājñā!
[19:43] ---
    Take that!
[19:45] ---
    It's a curry bun I prepared in
    advance, for just such an occasion!
[19:49] ---
    Then what were you
    mixing all those spices for?!
[19:52] ---
    Never mind trifles like that.
[19:54] ---
    Just eat up.
[19:57] ---
    Well? My cook makes
    good curry buns, doesn't she?
[20:03] ---
    Oh, it's surprisingly good.
[20:08] ---
    What is it, Alice? Stomachache?
[20:12] ---
    This is...!
[20:16] ---
    Is this like what happened to Lizzie earlier?
[20:36] ---
    It won't stop!
[20:40] ---
    Duchess!
[20:41] ---
    Cook!
[20:43] ---
    Meow, meow!
[20:48] ---
    Squeak, squeak, squeak!
[20:53] ---
    Precious lives were sacrificed today.
[20:55] ---
    Erect a gravestone for
    them when you have a chance.
[20:57] ---
    Jo ājñā.
[20:59] ---
    Incidentally, Duchess, there isn't
    much time before your next appointment.
[21:02] ---
    There's an invitation from the Queen for you.
[21:05] ---
    Right, let's go, then.
[21:08] ---
    Farewell, Alice!
[21:14] ---
    Hold it, you! Turn me
    back to normal before you go!
[21:22] ---
    In through the roof and then
    out through the roof again?
[21:24] ---
    What dreadful manners.
[21:26] ---
    Poor Alice's appearance had
    become exceedingly embarrassing.
[21:29] ---
    However, against all her expectations,
    still greater disgrace awaited her.
[21:37] ---
    "Chapter Five: The Lizard
    Passionately Promises"
[21:51] ---
    I can't believe him, just leaving his
    master without permission like that!
[22:01] ---
    And when he notices me, he ignores me!
[22:03] ---
    What happened to that "butler
    aesthetic" he likes to talk about?!
[22:08] ---
    You there! Eiffel Tower! Halt!
[22:12] ---
    What's that sound?
[22:13] ---
    No, no, you're looking in
    the wrong place! Down here!
[22:17] ---
    In the shadow of your right shoe!
[22:20] ---
    Who are you?
[22:22] ---
    A Lizard policeman who
    just happens to be passing by.
[22:25] ---
    Pleased to meet you, Alice!
[22:29] ---
    I'm looking for the White Rabbit.
    Have you seen him?
[22:33] ---
    You got split up?
[22:35] ---
    Then that means you're lost! This is serious!
[22:38] ---
    Well, I suppose so...
[22:41] ---
    But it's all right! Not to worry.
[22:44] ---
    I'll be on your side!
[22:51] ---
    Well? Do you know the way?
[22:52] ---
    Hmm...
[22:54] ---
    Yes or no?!
[22:55] ---
    Hmm!
[22:58] ---
    I'm sorry, Alice! It seems
    I've brought the wrong map!
[23:02] ---
    Don't make rash promises
    you're not capable of keeping!
[23:05] ---
    You should check your belongings
    before you get into trouble.
[23:10] ---
    My belongings?
[23:15] ---
    This is...
[23:16] ---
    It's a magic candy that
    will make you feel quite nice.
[23:19] ---
    If you eat it, something
    interesting is sure to happen!
[23:23] ---
    True, it seems something always
    happens when one eats or drinks here...
[23:28] ---
    But will I grow larger or smaller?
[23:31] ---
    Either way, I'll be able to get out of this.
[23:35] ---
    That's the ticket!
[23:37] ---
    Go! You can do it, Alice!
[23:40] ---
    Hang in there, Alice! Protect world peace!
[23:45] ---
    Go, Alice, go!
[23:50] ---
    Which way?
[23:52] ---
    Oh, dear, she's let that stuffy
    lizard talk her into eating the candy.
[23:57] ---
    Honestly, Alice is such a glutton.
[23:59] ---
    What just deserts--pardon me,
    I meant "adventures" --lie in store?
[24:05] ---
    What the devil is this?!
[24:08] ---
    Find out in Part II.
[24:16] ---
    Advice from a mysterious Caterpillar,
    a mushroom that toys with mind and body,

[24:21] ---
    a reunion with the Cheshire-Cat,
[24:23] ---
    and then the Hatter's mad tea
    beckons Alice to a sweet interlude.

[24:29] ---
    Next time on Black Butler:
    "Ciel in Wonderland Part II."

[24:33] ---
    You see, I am merely
    one hell of a White Rabbit.

[24:37] ---