E3 - Roxy's Inspection

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[00:10] Fate
    Who goes there?!
[00:12] Roxy
    Goodness!
[00:13] Fate
    Lady Roxy?
[00:15] Roxy
    You scared me.
[00:18] Fate
    Sorry...
[00:19] Fate
    You look so different than
    you normally do that I didn't realize.
[00:23] Fate
    Um... are you heading to the castle like that?
[00:28] Roxy
    Well, you've already seen me,
    so I may as well tell you.
[00:34] Roxy
    The truth is...
[00:37] Roxy
    I'm going into town on a secret inspection.
[00:41] Fate
    That explains the disguise.
[00:43] Roxy
    Don't tell anyone, though!
    If Haru were to find out...
[00:48] Haru
    Milady, please present yourself in a fashion
    befitting the head of the Hart family.
[00:53] Fate
    Understood!
[00:57] Roxy
    Very good.
[01:03] Fate
    Sorry for delaying you.
    I'll get back to work.
[01:09] Roxy
    Wait a moment, Fay! I've had a great idea.
[01:12] Roxy
    I'm assigning you a top-secret mission.
[01:16] Roxy
    You will accompany me during
    the inspection, as my escort.
[02:52] Roxy
    Fay! Hurry along, now!
[02:55] Roxy
    Right this way! Come on!
[02:57] [SONG] Eptitle sign
    Roxy's Inspection
[02:58] Fate
    Slow down, Lady Roxy!
[03:00] Greed
    Hey, man, if you call her that,
    people will notice.
[03:05] Roxy
    Stop right there!
[03:07] Roxy
    People will notice if you call me Roxy.
[03:10] Greed
    See what I mean?
[03:11] Fate
    Shut up!
[03:12] Roxy
    Excuse me?
[03:15] Fate
    No, never mind me.
[03:18] Roxy
    Let me think...
[03:21] Roxy
    Why don't you call me "Lexie"?
[03:23] Roxy
    That's who I am today!
[03:26] Greed
    You just thought, "That's not
    much of a reach" didn't you?
[03:28] Fate
    I said shut up!
[03:32] Roxy
    Forgive me for being so annoying.
[03:35] Fate
    That's not it!
[03:36] Roxy
    But you just said...
[03:39] Fate
    You're not being annoying at all!
[03:42] Roxy
    Well, all right, then.
[03:44] Roxy
    I think I was a bit excited at
    the thought of us heading out together.
[03:49] Fate
    Right.
[03:54] Greed
    Ah, to be young.
[03:56] Fate
    Seriously, pipe down!
[03:58] Roxy
    Stop right there!
[03:59] Roxy
    I won't allow you to treat
    your weapon so roughly.
[04:02] Greed
    That's a holy knight for you. She gets it.
[04:06] Fate
    I'm sorry.
[04:08] Roxy
    Come to think of it, I've never had
    a good look at your sword before.
[04:13] Fate
    Not good...
[04:14] Fate
    Someone with a worthless skill like mine
    wouldn't normally have a sword.
[04:18] Fate
    She might think it's weird.
[04:20] Fate
    Not to mention...
[04:22] Greed
    Once the Gluttony skill gets a taste
    of souls, there's no stopping it.
[04:27] Greed
    The more you devour, the stronger you get,
[04:29] Greed
    and the more you devour, the more you want.
[04:32] Fate
    And... if I don't?
[04:34] Greed
    You'll starve to death...
[04:35] Greed
    or lose control and start
    attacking anyone in your path.
[04:41] Fate
    I can't let her learn about my Gluttony skill.
[04:49] Fate
    I'm sorry.
[04:51] Roxy
    I'd like to see your sword, Fay.
[04:55] Roxy
    This is...
[05:01] Roxy
    It could do with some maintenance.
[05:04] Roxy
    I'll show you to the Hart
    family's blacksmith later.
[05:06] Fate
    Thank you.
[05:08] Roxy
    Come on, let's be on our way.
[05:09] Fate
    Right.
[05:11] Fate
    Good for you. You're finally
    gonna have someone polish you up.
[05:15] Fate
    Greed? What's wrong?
[05:16] Greed
    Shut up!
[05:17] Greed
    I'm basking in the moment. Don't ruin it.
[05:20] Fate
    What moment?
[05:21] Greed
    Roxy sure does smell nice...
[05:23] Fate
    Maybe I oughta throw you around after all!
[05:26] Roxy
    Fay!
[05:27] Roxy
    Hurry, now!
[05:28] Fate
    Right!
[05:49] Fate
    What wonderful grapes.
[05:51] Merchant
    You've got quite the eye, miss!
[05:53] Merchant
    These are grapes fresh from
    the Hart family vineyard, this morning.
[05:57] Roxy
    Might I try one?
[05:59] Merchant
    Well, shucks...
[06:01] Merchant
    Here.
[06:02] Roxy
    Thank you.
[06:07] Fate
    Fantastic!
[06:08] Roxy
    Of course. These grapes were
    grown at home, after all.
[06:12] Merchant
    At home?
[06:13] Fate
    Oh, no, he's gonna realize
    that she's Lady Roxy.
[06:16] Greed
    A relative of hers works
    for the Harts, remember?
[06:19] Fate
    That's it!
[06:21] Fate
    One of her relatives works
    for the Hart family, actually.
[06:24] Fate
    So... y'know.
[06:25] Merchant
    Oh, that's what you meant!
[06:27] Other customer
    How much for this?
[06:29] Merchant
    Oh, that's...
[06:34] Roxy
    That was incredible, Fay!
[06:35] Fate
    Well...
[06:37] Greed
    You owe me one, Fate.
[06:39] Fate
    I know.
[06:40] Roxy
    You do?
[06:41] Fate
    Oh, just talking to myself.
[06:43] Roxy
    You're so silly, Fay.
[06:46] Voice
    The holy knights are coming!
[06:54] Man
    All the way here in the market?
[06:56] Woman
    What's this all about?
[06:58] Proprietress
    Ever since Sir Mason died...
[07:01] Proprietress
    Even the lowest of them
    has become unbearable.
[07:09] Greed
    Good timing with that one.
[07:11] Fate
    Shut up!
[07:12] Holy Knight
    Who made that noise?!
[07:16] Fate
    What a nightmare...
[07:22] Holy Knight
    Was it you?
[07:24] Fate
    My apologies, sir.
[07:27] Holy Knight
    I can't hear you.
[07:29] Fate
    My apologies, sir!
[07:32] Holy Knight
    I still can't hear you!
[07:35] Roxy
    Stop that!
[07:38] Roxy
    He's already apologized.
[07:39] Holy Knight
    Who's this reckless girl that
    dares to talk back to a holy knight?
[07:46] Holy Knight
    Have I seen you somewhere before?
[07:49] Proprietress
    Isn't that Lady Roxy?
[07:52] Crowd
    Lady Roxy?
[07:53] Crowd
    Out here?
[07:56] Fate
    This is bad... she's gonna get found out.
[07:58] Greed
    Pretend to be lovers. Get real clingy,
    and no one will think it's Lady Roxy.
[08:03] Fate
    P-Pretend to be lovers?!
[08:04] Roxy
    Great idea, Fay!
[08:07] Roxy
    A-And after I made breakfast for you...
    Why didn't you eat it?
[08:12] Fate
    It just... seemed too good to eat.
[08:15] Roxy
    Wh-What are you saying?! That's ridiculous!
[08:18] Fate
    Sorry.
[08:19] Roxy
    If you won't eat it,
    don't expect me to make it again!
[08:23] Fate
    I'll eat! I promise!
[08:25] Fate
    So, make it again...
[08:28] Fate
    Please?
[08:29] Greed
    Yeah, this is getting awkward.
[08:34] Roxy
    I'll make sure he eats next time.
    I beg your pardon.
[08:38] Roxy
    Come on, let's move along.
[08:41] Proprietress
    Well, that couldn't be Lady Roxy.
[08:44] Proprietress
    No way a holy knight knows how to cook.
[08:52] Roxy
    We should be all right now.
[08:55] Roxy
    I've never linked arms with a boy before...
[08:59] Roxy
    My heart is still racing.
[09:02] Fate
    S-Sorry about that!
[09:05] Roxy
    N-No, it's completely all right.
    I'm used to it.
[09:10] Roxy
    We should really get moving. Let's go!
[09:14] Greed
    Ah, to be young.
[09:18] Fate
    I think escorting Lady Roxy
    might be a bit too tough for me.
[09:27] Fate
    Did something catch your eye?
[09:33] Fate
    Gems?
[09:34] Roxy
    Yes.
[09:35] Roxy
    I am a girl, after all.
    Of course I'm interested in them.
[09:42] Roxy
    Are these gems as well?
[09:44] Merchant A
    That'd be ore.
[09:46] Merchant A
    There's no telling if there's
    a gem inside until you crack it open.
[09:50] Fate
    Ore...
[09:52] Merchant A
    They're ten bronze coins a piece.
    Care to test your luck?
[09:55] Greed
    Identify will help you
    find a winner at a glance.
[10:02] Fate
    That one's a dud.
[10:04] Greed
    Watch yourself, though. Merchants tend to
    hate people who can use Identify.
[10:14] Roxy
    It's beautiful.
[10:16] Fate
    Looking at her like this, she seems
    like a normal girl, not a holy knight.
[10:22] Merchant A
    I'll give you a discount if you wanna
    get a present for your girl here.
[10:25] Merchant A
    How's one silver coin sound?
[10:26] Fate
    My girl?!
[10:31] Greed
    So youthful.
[10:34] Roxy
    Thank you for letting me see it.
[10:36] Merchant A
    You don't want it?
[10:37] Roxy
    I've just got no use for it.
[10:44] Fate
    Are you sure?
[10:45] Roxy
    Yes. But I'm wondering, do you
    have any warrior acquaintances, Fay?
[10:50] Fate
    Aren't Oliver and Minerva warriors?
[10:54] Roxy
    I have some questions for active
    warriors, not retired ones.
[10:59] Fate
    About what?
[11:00] Craftsman A
    You hear about all those dead goblins?
[11:03] Craftsman B
    Yeah. The loudest rumor is that
    it's a wandering monster that did it.
[11:07] Fate
    That's what people think?
[11:13] Craftsman A
    How's that explain that orphanage in the slums
    that had goblin king ears donated to it?
[11:19] Craftsman B
    The sisters are looking for
    whoever donated them, right?
[11:23] Roxy
    Could you please tell me more about that?
[11:27] Roxy
    Is there anything else you know
    about the roaming monster?
[11:31] Craftsman A
    Not really.
[11:32] Craftsman B
    You'd be better off asking some warriors.
[11:35] Roxy
    Fay, can you take me to
    where warriors gather?
[11:39] Fate
    Um... Is this what your
    inspection is really about?
[11:43] Roxy
    Correct.
[11:44] Roxy
    I'm investigating the wandering monster
    said to appear around the capital lately.
[11:49] Fate
    The wandering monster...?
[11:51] Fate
    That's me!
[11:53] Greed
    Now this is an interesting twist.
[12:01] Barkeep
    Welcome.
[12:04] Barkeep
    Oh, you can't sit there.
[12:06] Barkeep
    It's where a regular of mine
    who passed away used to...
[12:08] Barkeep
    Fate?! You're alive?
[12:11] Fate
    I am.
[12:13] Fate
    Mind if I sit here?
[12:14] Barkeep
    Go ahead!
[12:18] Fate
    This is Lexie, barkeep.
[12:20] Fate
    She's, uh... a coworker of mine
    from my new job.
[12:24] Lexie
    I'm Lexie. It's a pleasure to meet you.
[12:27] Barkeep
    I hope you'll look after Fate.
[12:30] Barkeep
    Gotta say, you show up after all this time...
[12:33] Barkeep
    And with a girlfriend in tow. Nicely done.
[12:35] Fate
    I-It's not like that!
[12:37] Fate
    My girlfriend... what if
    Lady Roxy gets offended?
[12:41] Greed
    Might have you executed for it.
[12:46] Roxy
    F-Forgive me...
[12:48] Barkeep
    Don't let it bother you.
[12:50] Barkeep
    We get a few warriors who are bad
    at controlling their stats
[12:53] Barkeep
    and end up smashing cups.
[12:54] Greed
    Nah, I bet she was feeling
    self-conscious around you.
[13:00] Greed
    Good for you. This just proves
    how high your stats have gotten.
[13:02] Barkeep
    And that one was on its last legs.
[13:07] Fate
    That makes sense!
[13:10] Barkeep
    I've heard about a warrior who made
    a killing off of goblin corpses.
[13:14] Barkeep
    He went out hunting,
[13:15] Barkeep
    and found a mountain of goblin
    corpses with their ears still intact.
[13:21] Roxy
    But a warrior would seek to
    cash in on the bounties...
[13:24] Roxy
    So, if it's not that...
[13:26] Roxy
    then maybe it really is a wandering monster
    that has migrated from another region.
[13:31] Barkeep
    That'll be bad for business, if true.
[13:34] Fate
    Why?
[13:36] Barkeep
    Whether you're headed out for stock
    or going to the capital to sell...
[13:39] Barkeep
    You have to pass through the goblin plains.
[13:41] Barkeep
    But if there's some mysterious creature
    on the prowl, people won't wanna travel.
[13:46] Barkeep
    No one wants to die, after all.
[13:48] Fate
    I get it. And it's because of me...
[13:53] Ad
    Hey.
[13:54] Barkeep
    Old Ad!
[13:55] Fate
    It's good to see you again. It's me, Fate.
[13:57] Ad
    A g-g-ghost!
[14:00] Fate
    A lich?
[14:01] Ad
    Yeah. The popular theory is
    the roaming monster is a lich.
[14:06] Roxy
    That'd be quite the threat, if true.
[14:08] Ad
    Yeah. Which is why the holy knights will be
    taking direct action to deal with it.
[14:13] Roxy
    Is that true?
[14:15] Ad
    Yeah. A warrior friend of mine
    told me about it, so it's certain.
[14:18] Greed
    You mean to tell me
    we're dealing with holy knights?
[14:21] Greed
    With your stats freshly drained,
    you'd be done for.
[14:25] Fate
    It's more than that.
[14:29] Ad
    What's got you so curious about
    the wandering monster, anyway?
[14:33] Roxy
    Uh, well... that'd be...
[14:37] Fate
    If Lady Roxy joins the hunt... and sees me...
[14:44] Warrior (Unspecified)
    This place is kind of a dump!
[14:44] Barkeep
    Welcome.
[14:46] Warrior (Unspeicified)
    I guess it'll do!
[14:47] Fate
    Traveling warriors?
[14:49] Fate A
    Food and drinks for each of us, if you would.
[14:52] Barkeep
    Coming right up.
[14:53] Warrior B
    And on top of that...
[14:54] Warrior B
    Hey, missy.
[14:56] Roxy
    Me?
[14:57] Warrior B
    Yeah.
[14:59] Warrior B
    Come on over and have some fun with us!
[15:02] Fate
    Stop!
[15:07] Warrior C
    What the hell do you think you're doing?!
[15:09] Warrior A
    Don't!
[15:09] Warrior A
    Only a holy knight could
    pull a move like that!
[15:13] Warrior C
    A holy knight?!
[15:16] Ad
    Wha...
[15:20] Ad
    Lady Roxy?
[15:21] Barkeep
    Yeah, I figured.
[15:24] Roxy
    Forgive me for the deception.
[15:26] Warrior A
    Roxy?!
[15:27] Warrior C
    From the Hart family?
[15:29] Warrior B
    One of the five families
    supporting the king...
[15:32] Warrior B
    You're Roxy Hart?!
[15:33] Warrior A
    F-Forgive our trespass, milady!
[15:37] Warrior C
    S-Spare us our lives...
[15:38] Warrior B
    Y-You can have our money...
[15:41] Roxy
    Put that away.
[15:44] Roxy
    The fact that the people we are sworn
    to protect view us as objects of fear
[15:48] Roxy
    is something I deeply regret.
[15:50] Roxy
    And... am shamed by.
[15:57] Roxy
    Holy knights exist to protect the people.
[16:02] Roxy
    A world where we could laugh
    aside the kingdom's subjects...
[16:04] Roxy
    That was my father's dream.
[16:07] Roxy
    A dream I share.
[16:10] Ad
    She's just like Sir Mason.
[16:15] Fate
    And until that dream comes true...
[16:20] Warrior (Unspecified)
    Hey, mind if we chat with you?
[16:22] Fate
    I will follow Lady Roxy.
[16:27] Warrior (Unspecified)
    Come on, man!
[16:34] Greed
    Oh yeah, that's the spot
    right there. Very, very nice...
[16:38] Abel
    That should do it.
[16:39] Greed
    Fantastic!
[16:42] Greed
    I feel like a new sword!
[16:46] Fate
    Thanks to your help, I got to take care
    of some long-overdue maintenance.
[16:49] Roxy
    I should be the one to thank you.
[16:51] Roxy
    I was able to learn more about
    the wandering monster thanks to you, Fate.
[16:56] Fate
    Come to think of it,
    why didn't you know about the hunt?
[17:01] Roxy
    The Vlerick family is heading up the effort
    and didn't deign to inform me.
[17:07] Fate
    Them again...
[17:08] Hado
    Take your filthy hands off me!
[17:10] Leo
    Ow!
[17:11] Roxy
    That voice...
[17:12] Fate
    It's Hado.
[17:13] Leo
    That hurts! Stop it!
[17:15] Roxy
    What do you think you're doing?
[17:17] Roxy
    Hado, release him!
[17:18] Hado
    You again?
[17:20] Memir
    We're just taking a lost child
    into our protection.
[17:24] Roxy
    You're a part of this, too, Memil?
[17:26] Roxy
    And how is this protection?
[17:28] Roxy
    Fay.
[17:30] Hado
    Ow! You son of a...
[17:33] Rafael
    You seem to be doing well, Fate.
[17:40] Roxy
    I'll see to the boy from here on.
[17:42] Roxy
    Rafael, I must ask,
[17:43] Roxy
    why did you not inform me about
    the hunt for the wandering monster?
[17:47] Rafael
    I'd assumed you'd be occupied with
    thoughts of your departed father.
[17:51] Roxy
    I am quite all right.
[17:54] Rafael
    Good to know. If you'll excuse us...
[17:57] Hado
    You should act like the trash you are!
[18:02] Hado
    What's that look for?
[18:04] Rafael
    Drop it, Hado. Come along.
[18:08] Leo
    I hate those stupid holy knights!
[18:11] Roxy
    I am so sorry.
[18:13] Leo
    Why are you apologizing, miss?
[18:15] Roxy
    Oh, you must not have
    noticed in these clothes.
[18:18] Fate
    Did you get lost?
[18:20] Leo
    Yeah. I can't find my Mom.
[18:21] Fate
    Okay, the two of us will help you find her.
[18:25] Leo
    Okay!
[18:33] Fate
    I remember getting lost before, too.
[18:38] Fate
    It was after Dad died,
    and I moved to the capital...
[18:42] Fate
    That'd be five years ago.
[18:49] Fate
    I wonder what happened to the holy
    knight who looked after me back then.
[19:00] Fate
    I don't know if we can
    keep looking for her today.
[19:03] Leo
    Mom...
[19:04] Roxy
    Come now, don't cry.
[19:06] Roxy
    You can stay at my house tonight,
    and we'll look again tomorrow.
[19:10] Mom
    Leo?
[19:11] Mom
    Leo!
[19:13] Leo
    Mom!
[19:21] Fate
    I'm glad we were able to find her.
[19:39] Roxy
    Is something the matter?
[19:41] Fate
    Uh, no, nothing!
[19:42] Fate
    I was just... thinking we'd better
    get back soon or we'll get in trouble.
[19:47] Roxy
    Fay...
[19:48] Fate
    Yes?
[19:50] Roxy
    When we get in trouble...
    we do it together, okay?
[19:53] Fate
    Understood! I'll be with you!
[19:56] Roxy
    Very good.
[19:57] Roxy
    Let's head back home, then.
[20:02] Fate
    Home...
[20:04] Fate
    Yes, Lady Roxy!
[20:12] Fate
    I hope days like this will last forever.
[20:16] Fate
    But...
[20:19] Greed
    What? A way to hunt monsters
    without Roxy finding out?
[20:23] Fate
    Yeah. Do you have any ideas?
[20:25] Greed
    One thing comes to mind.
[20:31] Fate
    A perception warping magic item?
[20:33] Greed
    This mask will make us look
    different to whoever sees us.
[20:37] Fate
    That's perfect! Okay...
[20:43] Roxy
    This is for me?
[20:45] Fate
    My thanks for giving me this job.
[20:48] Fate
    It's because of you that
    I have a new job, warm meals...
[20:52] Fate
    And friends that
    I consider to be family now.
[20:56] Fate
    I'm truly grateful.
[20:59] Roxy
    Fay... I understand, and I accept.
[21:03] Fate
    I was hoping to get the gem
    you were looking at, but...
[21:07] Roxy
    That's all right. I'm quite happy.
[21:11] Fate
    This power really is handy.
[21:13] Roxy
    Fay! Look at this!
[21:16] Greed
    Fate, you cheater.
[21:18] Fate
    Be quiet!
[21:19] Roxy
    Beautiful...
[21:25] Roxy
    I'll treasure it.
[21:27] Fate
    I'm glad you like it.
[21:29] Roxy
    What would you like in return?
[21:31] Roxy
    You seem to love meat...
    perhaps a year's supply?
[21:35] Roxy
    Or maybe a whetstone
    for sharpening your sword?
[21:37] Greed
    Oh, I like that!
[21:38] Fate
    I don't need anything in return!
[21:40] Roxy
    That simply won't do.
[21:41] Greed
    One whetstone, then.
[21:41] Fate
    It's really okay!
[21:43] Greed
    Shut up, stupid! Accept the whetstone!
[21:46] Greed
    You better take better care of me!
[21:47] Fate
    I am telling you to be quiet!
[21:59] Rafael
    We will now discuss the excursion to Galia...
[23:35] [SONG] Next Eptitle sign
    Crowned Beast
[23:36] Greed
    "Crowned Beast."