E2 - Girl Friend
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[00:02] Suzu
Here, put this on. It's a sports bra.
[00:04] Suzu
This shouldn't be as big of a deal, right?
[00:07] Matsuri
I'm telling you, I don't need that crap!
[00:09] Suzu
Oh, come on!
[00:10] Suzu
You're not going braless with that size!
[00:13] Suzu
That's a colossal nope!
[00:14] Matsuri
Sheesh.
[00:16] Matsuri
What a pain.
[00:19] Suzu
He can't use my old bras
because he's bigger than me.
[00:22] Suzu
Wait, why do I feel so defeated?!
[00:25] Matsuri
Huh? What was that?
[00:27] Suzu
N-Nothing!
[00:28] Suzu
Hurry up and get dressed!
I'll do your hair up after you're done!
[00:34] Seigen
It's been years since she's come over
to pick up Matsuri for school.
[00:40] Matsuri
Ugh, this is so fluttery and uncomfortable.
[00:46] Matsuri
I'm ready, Gramps.
[00:48] Seigen
Oh, my!
[00:50] Matsuri
I'm off to school. Bye.
[00:52] Suzu
Hmm... I can't believe
how cute you turned out.
[00:56] Seigen
Be sure to keep Suzu-chan safe.
[01:00] Matsuri
Yeah.
[01:01] Matsuri
I've got it.
[01:07] Narrator
Ayakashi.
[01:09] Narrator
Strange beasts, invisible to man.
[01:14] Narrator
To destroy the fiendish ayakashi
that bare their fangs at humans,
[01:17] Narrator
there are those who have fought
in the shadows since time immemorial.
[01:22] Narrator
They are known as...
[01:29] Narrator
exorcist ninjas!
[03:03] Matsuri
I never thought I'd have to
go to school as a girl.
[03:07] Matsuri
Thankfully, things worked out because
the principal's an old friend of Gramps's.
[03:13] Matsuri
What?
[03:14] Suzu
Huh? Oh...
[03:16] Suzu
I was just thinking you've adapted quickly.
SIGN Episode 2: "Girl Friend"
[03:19] Suzu
To your, uh... new body, I mean.
[03:23] Matsuri
Well, I'd been told to be ready
for nasty surprises as an exorcist ninja.
[03:28] Matsuri
I'm sure this is just temporary.
[03:30] Matsuri
And I'm still a guy on the inside.
[03:34] Suzu
Yeah.
[03:35] Suzu
Oh, right. I just remembered what you did.
[03:36] Suzu
Please don't fondle yourself
like the other day.
[03:39] Matsuri
Drop it already!
[03:41] Matsuri
I mean, if you suddenly turned into a guy,
wouldn't you check yourself out?
[03:50] Suzu
I-I'd never!
[03:51] Matsuri
Didn't you just break out into a dirty grin?
[03:54] Suzu
Anyway, we have to find Shirogane
and make him undo your transformation.
[03:58] Matsuri
Yeah.
[03:59] Matsuri
Sheesh, where'd that flabster go?
[04:04] Suzu
What a weird ayakashi...
[04:05] Matsuri
Don't look!
[04:07] Suzu
Wh-What's this all about?
[04:09] Matsuri
Get into the habit of ignoring ayakashi.
[04:12] Matsuri
There're ayakashi out there like
Shirogane who can pretend to be weak.
[04:16] Matsuri
You need to be wary of them all yourself.
[04:20] Matsuri
You get your situation now, right?
[04:23] Suzu
Yeah...
[04:26] Suzu
I get it!
[04:29] Matsuri
Maybe I should start carrying sweets
around with me all the time.
SIGN Kaguracho 2-chome
SIGN Odagawahara Station
[04:38] Suzu
Hup.
[04:39] Matsuri
Well, don't worry.
[04:42] Matsuri
I'll stay more alert than ever, too.
[04:45] Busdriver
Departing now.
SIGN Odagawahara Station
[04:51] Suzu
Why's he sitting all the way back there?
[04:54] Suzu
Wait...
[04:54] Suzu
He has a smartphone?
[04:57] Suzu
I had no idea!
[05:00] Suzu
We've grown kinda distant
ever since he started training.
[05:05] Suzu
It'll be all weird to ask
for his contact details now.
[05:09] Suzu
Just because he turned into a girl
[05:11] Suzu
doesn't mean we can instantly
be best buds, I guess.
SIGN Hokusai High School
[05:24] Boy A
Yo, isn't that girl pretty cute?
[05:27] Boy B
Yeah.
[05:27] Boy B
Haven't seen her before.
What middle school did she go to?
[05:30] Boy C
You gotta love how she
looks kinda hard-to-get.
[05:36] Suzu
We've been put in the same class, thanks
to his grandpa's connections, I'm sure.
[05:41] Suzu
But...
[05:44] Suzu
Knew it.
[05:45] Suzu
His face screams, "I'm not gonna
act all buddy-buddy at school."
[05:53] Yayoi
Demonic thigh rub!
[05:55] Suzu
Hey!
[05:56] Suzu
Hey, Yayo! What are you...
[05:56] Yayoi
Unf! So smooth!
[05:59] Yayoi
Yeah, Suzu. Your thighsuzus
feel a cut above.
[06:02] Suzu
Wha?
[06:04] Suzu
Yayo!
[06:05] Lucy
Them juicy thighs...
[06:07] Lucy
Totally Grammable, Lady Suzu.
[06:08] Suzu
Lu!
[06:09] Suzu
Quit taking pictures!
[06:11] Lucy
Nope.
[06:11] Suzu
Stop! Jeez!
[06:11] Lucy
I'm a Grammy hunter. It's what I do.
[06:14] Suzu
You stop that too, Yayo! It tickles!
[06:14] Matsuri
Those are Suzu's friends
from middle school.
[06:16] Yayoi
But it feels so good!
[06:17] Yayoi
I'm living!
[06:18] Matsuri
Do girl friends always get this touchy-feely?
[06:19] Suzu
Well, I'm dying!
[06:20] Yayoi
Aw, too bad.
[06:23] Matsuri
What a pain.
[06:24] Matsuri
Well, it's not my problem.
[06:27] Suzu
Hey! I'm dead sure he just thought,
"It's not my problem"!
[06:32] Yayoi
Hmm? What's up?
[06:33] Lucy
Mm.
[06:34] Yayoi
You know her?
[06:36] Yayoi
She's not from our middle school, is she?
[06:37] Suzu
N-No...
[06:39] Lucy
Silver hair, and a pinwheel hairpin?
[06:42] Lucy
Talk about a unique look.
[06:45] Suzu
Oh, she's a fri—I mean,
acquaintance from grade school!
[06:49] Yayoi
Really? Did you talk to her much?
[06:52] Lucy
Introduce me to her!
[06:54] Lucy
Cute girls are my lifeblood!
[06:57] Suzu
Hmm... I don't know. I remember her
not being too friendly...
[07:02] Yayoi
Let's go say hi!
[07:06] Matsuri
The wind of spiritual energy! It's close!
[07:09] Suzu
Uh, listen...
[07:13] Suzu
Matsuri?
[07:15] Yayoi
What's wrong, Suzu?
[07:16] Suzu
Er... Uh...
[07:17] Suzu
I'm gonna go see if the school store
has any crème brûlée!
[07:21] Yayoi
Uh, no? That's way too fancy for school.
[07:23] Lucy
The store doesn't sell those.
[07:26] Suzu
What happened, Matsuri?
[07:28] Suzu
Is it Shirogane?!
[07:30] Sujimori
Kanade Suzu!
[07:31] Sujimori
No running in the halls!
[07:33] Suzu
I'm sorry!
[07:35] Sujimori
Hey! Class is about to start!
[07:38] Suzu
I-I know!
[07:43] Matsuri
You saved me the trouble
of looking for you, flabster.
[07:46] Shirogane
I'm here to have you hand over
the God-Sealing Scroll
[07:50] Shirogane
that took away my spiritual power.
[07:52] Shirogane
If I return to my true form,
[07:55] Shirogane
I can undo the Gender Swap
Awakened spell I cast on you.
[08:00] Shirogane
Don't you want to go back
to being a boy, Kazamaki Matsuri?
[08:08] Matsuri
But then...
[08:09] Matsuri
You're going to try
to devour Suzu again, right?
[08:11] Shirogane
Yeah!
[08:12] Shirogane
Yeah, no, I mean...
[08:14] Shirogane
I'm not interested anymore!
[08:16] Matsuri
Yeah, right!
[08:17] Shirogane
Tch. How'd he know?
[08:19] Matsuri
Try being a little less obvious!
[08:21] Shirogane
You!
[08:22] Shirogane
Do you know of the sealing tower
on Mount Giboshi?
[08:25] Matsuri
What?
[08:26] Shirogane
Around two hundred years ago,
[08:28] Shirogane
an ayakashi attacked nearby villages
and devoured many humans.
[08:34] Shirogane
That ayakashi was sealed away in there.
[08:39] Suzu
Where are you, Matsuri?
[08:41] Suzu
Matsuri!
[08:43] Shirogane
However!
[08:44] Shirogane
The tower aged over time...
[08:47] Shirogane
So much so that I could break it easily,
even in my depleted state.
[08:54] Matsuri
Why, you...
[08:55] Shirogane
Now...
[08:56] Shirogane
Come on out, my servant!
[08:59] Shirogane
Tadare!
[09:04] Matsuri
Oi.
[09:06] Shirogane
How strange.
[09:07] Shirogane
The plan was for him to appear
and take the scroll from you.
[09:13] Shirogane
Ah!
[09:14] Shirogane
Don't tell me... he's trying
to snatch my prey?!
[09:17] Matsuri (Male)
Oh, no!
[09:21] Tadare
So this little girl, the ayakashi medium?
[09:25] Tadare
Yes, she smell delicious.
[09:30] Tadare
If I eat her,
[09:31] Tadare
I replace that bossy cat
and become king of ayakashi!
[09:37] Tadare
You mine!
[09:41] Suzu
Matsuri?!
[09:48] Tadare
No interfere!
[09:55] Matsuri
Kazamaki-Style Exorcist Ninja Art:
[09:57] Matsuri
Whirling Sickle Blade!
[10:06] Shirogane
Tadare, you fool!
[10:09] Shirogane
It seems that my authority as the king
of ayakashi is useless in this form.
[10:14] Shirogane
Either way, he defeated Tadare in one blow?
[10:20] Suzu
Th-Thanks, Matsuri.
[10:23] Suzu
You saved me again.
[10:27] Suzu
Even as a girl, he's colossally cool!
[10:31] Matsuri
Sorry, Suzu.
[10:34] Matsuri
I was too naïve.
[10:36] Matsuri
I thought we only had
to be wary of Shirogane.
[10:39] Matsuri
I wasn't expecting this.
[10:41] Suzu
Y-Yeah?
[10:42] Matsuri
So... Do me a favor.
[10:45] Matsuri
It's our only option now!
[10:50] Yayoi
This is great! I'm glad we got
to talk to you so soon.
[10:53] Lucy
I was hoping to get to know you better.
[10:56] Matsuri
R-Right...
[10:57] Yayoi
I'm Toba Yayoi. Just Yayo's fine by me.
[11:00] Lucy
Tsukioka Lucy. Please call me Lu.
[11:04] Matsuri
Yayo and Lu, huh?
[11:06] Matsuri
The name's Matsuri. Kazamaki Matsuri.
[11:09] Yayoi
What are you, a spy? Woohoo!
[11:10] Yayoi
A tomboy and a huge rack! That's a first!
[11:12] Lucy
Not just silver hair and a pinwheel,
but also a choker?
[11:16] Lucy
You're Grammable AF, Lady Matsuri!
[11:19] Matsuri
"Grammable"? "AF"?
[11:22] Suzu
I can't believe Matsuri suggested this.
[11:25] (Flashback) Matsuri
Let me become one
of your girl friends, Suzu.
[11:28] (Flashback) Matsuri
That way, I can protect you better.
[11:31] Suzu
Is this okay?
[11:34] Suzu
Matsuri is a boy.
[11:37] Suzu
But...
[11:39] Suzu
I can have this, as a treat.
[11:42] Matsuri
Too close.
[11:43] Suzu
It's normal.
[11:44] Suzu
It's not weird for girl friends
to sit like this.
[11:47] Suzu
I added my ID to your contacts.
SIGN Girl Friends
SIGN Kanade Suzu
[11:49] Suzu
We're girl friends, after all!
[11:51] Matsuri
F-Fine.
[11:53] Matsuri
I'll play the perfect girl in public.
[11:56] Matsuri
Anything to protect Suzu!
[12:02] Shirogane
Kazamaki Matsuri...
He's tougher than I thought.
[12:06] Shirogane
But I've already got my next plan laid out.
[12:13] Seigen
Oh, Shirogane tried that?
[12:17] Seigen
Well, despite his all-powerful aura,
[12:20] Seigen
he's always been a funny character,
with a stupid side to him.
[12:25] Matsuri
Say.
[12:26] Matsuri
What kinda relationship
do you and Shirogane have?
[12:29] Matsuri
You seem to know him well.
[12:32] Seigen
In my younger days, I spent over
a decade fighting against him.
[12:38] Seigen
He was an ayakashi so feared and respected
that they worshiped him in a shrine.
[12:44] Seigen
But after a certain point in time,
he suddenly became much wilder, more violent.
[12:49] Seigen
I'd heard that he had stopped
interacting with humans ever since.
[12:53] Seigen
Who could've predicted he would
set his sights on Suzu-chan?
[12:56] Matsuri
Is an ayakashi medium that desirable?
[13:00] Seigen
Yes.
[13:01] Seigen
I imagine that Suzu-chan's life force,
her reserve of haku,
[13:05] Seigen
has grown far larger than we could imagine.
[13:12] Suzu
What? "Kon" and "haku"?
[13:15] Matsuri
Yeah. Kon is spiritual energy,
SIGN Kon
SIGN Kon
SIGN Kon
[13:18] Matsuri
and haku is physical energy.
SIGN Haku
SIGN Haku
SIGN Haku
[13:21] Matsuri
All humans have a combination of the two.
[13:24] Suzu
R-Right...
[13:26] Matsuri
The rare ones that have haku energy levels
off the charts are ayakashi mediums.
[13:31] Matsuri
If an ayakashi devours one,
[13:33] Matsuri
it'll gain incredible power.
[13:36] Matsuri
That's why Shirogane, and that Tadare
from yesterday, came after you.
[13:41] Suzu
I don't really get it, but...
[13:44] Suzu
You're saying I'm like a super-rare,
monstrously high-calorie dessert?
[13:48] Matsuri
Why do you sound so happy about it?
[13:51] Suzu
Tehehe.
[13:53] Matsuri
Don't "tehehe" me!
[13:55] Matsuri
I'm telling you to be careful!
[13:58] Matsuri
Yeesh, that Suzu.
[14:00] Matsuri
She doesn't know the kind of danger she's in!
SIGN No running in the halls
[14:04] Boy D
You know that Kazamaki
Matsuri girl in Class A?
[14:07] Boy E
Oh, the tomboy?
She's pretty cute, if flashy.
[14:11] Boy F
Lucy-chan's clearly the top pick in Class A.
[14:15] Matsuri
I'm busting!
[14:17] Matsuri
Need to take a leak!
[14:19] Matsuri
Or I'm gonna spring one!
[14:21] Matsuri
Yikes!
[14:23] Matsuri
Wait, what?
[14:25] Matsuri
Yikes...
[14:28] Sujimori
Not again!
[14:29] Sujimori
Kazamaki Matsuri!
[14:32] Sujimori
How many times must I tell you
this is the boys' bathroom?!
[14:35] Matsuri
Ow, Teach! It was an accident, I swear!
[14:40] Yayoi
Accidentally going into the boys' bathroom?
She's really into that tomboy role!
[14:43] Lucy
Risking yourself for the memes...
[14:46] Lucy
Much respect, Lady Matsuri!
[14:48] Suzu
Idiot.
[14:48] Yayoi
Nice!
[14:59] Seigen
You seem to be having a much harder time
with this than with fighting ayakashi.
[15:03] Matsuri
I-It's no big deal.
[15:06] Seigen
That's the spirit.
[15:08] Seigen
Anyway, I should get going to
the neighborhood meeting.
[15:11] Seigen
I need to thank a lot of people
for getting you into school in that form.
[15:17] Matsuri
Sure.
[15:18] Matsuri
Take care of your back.
[15:24] Matsuri
Guess I'll take a bath.
[15:31] Matsuri
Oh, come on...
[15:33] Matsuri
Ow!
[15:37] Matsuri
I'm beat.
[15:45] Matsuri
Being a girl is hard.
[15:50] Matsuri
Suzu keeps nagging me, too.
[15:57] (Flashback) Suzu
Hey, Matsuri!
[15:59] (Flashback) Suzu
Don't spread your legs like that!
[16:01] (Flashback) Matsuri
Y-Yes, ma'am.
[16:03] (Flashback) Suzu
Watch your skirt when you use the stairs!
[16:05] (Flashback) Matsuri
Y-Yes, ma'am.
[16:06] (Flashback) Suzu
Fasten all your chest buttons!
[16:08] (Flashback) Suzu
R-Right.
[16:13] Matsuri
Well, I know it's kinda weird
to say so myself,
[16:17] Matsuri
but I do have a pretty bangin' bod.
[16:20] Matsuri
Maybe I should be more careful.
[16:25] Matsuri
I see... So that's what's
going on down there...
[16:29] Suzu
Matsuri?
[16:30] Matsuri
Ack!
[16:33] Matsuri
Suzu?!
[16:34] Matsuri
Wh-What are you thinking?
Ayakashi are more active at night!
[16:38] Matsuri
You can't be wandering around!
[16:40] Matsuri
I know we live close by, but still!
[16:44] Matsuri
Hey...
[16:46] Matsuri
What's wrong, Suzu?
[16:48] Suzu
I got worried.
[16:50] Suzu
About the scroll that
sealed Shirogane's power.
[16:54] Suzu
He'll probably come after it again, right?
[16:57] Matsuri
Probably.
[16:59] Matsuri
Don't worry about it.
[17:00] Matsuri
That's why I have it with me at all times.
[17:05] Matsuri
If he comes for it, I'll fight him off.
[17:08] Matsuri
Look...
[17:09] Matsuri
I even brought it into the bath with me.
[17:12] Matsuri
What a pain, huh?
[17:13] Shirogane
Oh?
[17:15] Shirogane
There it is.
[17:17] Shirogane
Meow!
[17:19] Matsuri
Smoke of spiritual energy!
[17:22] Matsuri
The God-Sealing Scroll!
[17:24] Matsuri
Sh... Shirogane!
[17:27] Shirogane
You fool.
[17:28] Shirogane
You were so deceived
by Kanade Suzu's appearance
[17:30] Shirogane
that you failed to detect
my spiritual energy!
[17:32] Matsuri
You damn shapeshifter!
[17:34] Matsuri
What are you, a tanuki?!
[17:36] Shirogane
I can still transform,
even in my weakened state!
[17:41] Shirogane
The God-Sealing Scroll is mine,
Kazamaki Matsuri!
[17:46] Shirogane
A human girl could never
chase after me naked.
[17:50] Shirogane
Now's my chance to release the seal
and return to my original form!
[17:54] Shirogane
What?!
[17:56] Shirogane
How scandalous!
[17:59] Shirogane
Oh, right.
[18:00] Shirogane
He's a boy on the inside.
[18:01] Shirogane
He doesn't care about
being stark naked, huh?
[18:04] Shirogane
But do you really call yourself
a decent human being,
[18:09] Shirogane
Kazamaki Matsuri?!
[18:13] Matsuri
Suit up!
[18:19] Matsuri
Exorcist Ninja Gear!
SIGN Exorcist Ninja Gear
[18:22] Shirogane
What the fur?!
[18:24] Shirogane
That choker was a magical item?!
[18:26] Matsuri
The exorcism business is cutting-edge!
[18:27] Matsuri
Our craftsmen develop new items every day!
[18:31] Matsuri
Exorcist Ninja Tool:
[18:34] Matsuri
Demon Wind Shuriken!
SIGN Demon Wind Shuriken
SIGN Simple Massages
SIGN Just five minutes a day!
SIGN Simple Massages
[18:58] Suzu
Is it... okay?
[19:01] Suzu
We're both girls...
[19:04] Suzu
Matsuri was so cool back then.
[19:07] Suzu
If he never goes back to being a guy,
[19:10] Suzu
could I still have the hots for Matsuri?
[19:12] Suzu
Am I...
[19:14] Suzu
No, wait! What am I thinking?!
[19:16] Suzu
Matsuri didn't become a girl
because he wanted to!
[19:20] Suzu
But then... What do I do?
[19:24] Shirogane
Free me!
[19:24] Shirogane
Free me at once!
[19:27] Matsuri
Ugh, finally caught you.
[19:30] Shirogane
Animal abuse!
[19:31] Shirogane
Are you really going to kill
this adorable animal?!
[19:33] Matsuri
Adorable, my ass!
You're the king of ayakashi!
[19:36] Matsuri
Okay, say your prayers.
[19:39] Matsuri
I'm gonna scatter you into the wind.
[19:40] Suzu
Matsuri!
[19:42] Matsuri
Suzu!
[19:43] Shirogane
Hello, ayakashi medium!
Looking tasty as always...
[19:47] Matsuri
Do you realize you're about to die?
[19:49] Suzu
You can't exorcise Shirogane, Matsuri!
[19:52] Suzu
If Shirogane's gone,
[19:54] Suzu
your transformation may never be undone!
[19:58] Suzu
So you can't!
[20:01] Shirogane
Chance!
[20:03] Shirogane
I'll get out of this pickle using
my superior survival skills!
[20:12] Matsuri
Hey! Have you no pride, king of ayakashi?!
[20:15] Shirogane
Hmph! The girl is right!
[20:19] Shirogane
If you kill me,
[20:20] Shirogane
the spell will become a curse,
and you'll stay a girl forever.
[20:28] Matsuri
Outta the way, Suzu.
[20:30] Matsuri
I've gotta exorcise him.
[20:32] Suzu
Matsuri? But...
[20:36] Suzu
Matsuri!
[20:37] Shirogane
My superior survival skills failed!
[20:41] Shirogane
He's serious!
[20:44] Matsuri
I have to do it.
[20:45] Matsuri
Even if I stay a girl forever.
[20:49] Matsuri
Any ayakashi that brings harm to humans...
[20:54] Matsuri
It's my duty to exorcise it!
[21:04] Matsuri
S-Suzu?!
[21:06] Suzu
Matsuri!
[21:07] Suzu
Don't accept it so easily!
[21:11] Suzu
You turned into a girl because of me.
[21:14] Suzu
If you never go back to being a boy,
[21:18] Suzu
then I won't be able to live with myself!
[21:23] Suzu
But I don't know what to do about it...
[21:28] Matsuri
If I think not as an exorcist ninja,
but as her girl friend, Kazamaki Matsuri...
[21:33] Matsuri
What would I say?
[21:37] Matsuri
Sheesh.
[21:39] Matsuri
You're always so stubborn.
[21:41] Matsuri
There's no point arguing,
because you never change your mind!
[21:45] Suzu
So you'll...
[21:45] Matsuri
But that doesn't mean
I can let him roam free.
[21:47] Shirogane
Badump! Badump!
[21:49] Suzu
But...
[21:51] Matsuri
Fine. I know.
[21:54] Matsuri
Shirogane!
[21:55] Matsuri
Starting today, I'm taking you in as a pet!
[21:57] Suzu
Whoa!
[21:59] Shirogane
Eek!
[22:00] Shirogane
Meow!
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