E1 - Matsuri, Suzu, and Ayakashi

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[00:13] [SONG] Sign
    Sakura Ranch
SIGN    Freshly-Squeezed Milk
SIGN    Crepes
SIGN    Ice Cream
[00:14] Suzu
    Hello!
SIGN    Crepes
[00:16] Storegirl
    Oh!
[00:18] Storegirl
    Hello, Suzu-chan! Welcome!
[00:20] Suzu
    I'll have a fresh milk crepe, please.
[00:23] Storegirl
    Sure thing.
[00:25] Storegirl
    By the way, we also have a limited special.
SIGN    Limited numbers!
    Get yours now!
SIGN    Sakura Mochi Crepe
SIGN    yen
SIGN    Sakura mochi
SIGN    Matcha
    macaron
SIGN    Sakura cookie
SIGN    Matcha
     Ice Cream
SIGN    Limited numbers!
    Get yours now!
SIGN    Sakura Mochi Crepe
SIGN    yen
[00:31] Suzu
    Limited... It looks so good!
SIGN    Crepes
[00:36] Suzu
    But I wanna get the usual, too...
[00:40] Storegirl
    I'll give you a special discount.
[00:41] Suzu
    I'll have both, then!
[00:43] Storegirl
    Sure.
[00:44] Storegirl
    How can you eat so much?
[00:46] Suzu
    I've got unlimited room for crepes!
[00:47] Shirogane
    Oh? That girl...
[00:52] Narrator
    Ayakashi.
[00:54] Narrator
    Strange beasts, invisible to man.
[01:02] Narrator
    Among these countless creatures
    that exist all around us
[01:09] Narrator
    are said to be some that
    bare their fangs at humans.
[01:15] Narrator
    To destroy these fiendish ayakashi,
[01:19] Narrator
    there are those who have fought
    in the shadows since time immemorial.
[01:24] Narrator
    They are known as...
[01:28] Narrator
    exorcist ninjas!
[03:05] Suzu
    Yum!
[03:06] Suzu
    This is great! I'm in heaven!
SIGN    Episode 1: "Matsuri, Suzu, and Ayakashi"
[03:14] Suzu
    On to the next one!
[03:19] Shirogane
    Yes, there is no doubt.
[03:22] Shirogane
    The more I look at this girl...
[03:28] Shirogane
    the more I want to eat her!
[03:31] Shirogane
    There is nobody around to stop me.
[03:34] Shirogane
    Now is my chance.
[03:38] Shirogane
    Who goes there?!
[03:47] Matsuri
    Exorcist ninja, Kazamaki Matsuri.
[03:50] Shirogane
    An exorcist ninja?
    From the Kazamaki Clan, no less?
[03:53] Matsuri
    Hup.
[03:54] Shirogane
    Unhand me!
[03:56] Shirogane
    I am the great Shirogane, you know?
[03:58] Matsuri
    Like I care.
[03:59] Matsuri
    My family deals in exorcising
    ayakashi that are up to no good.
[04:02] Shirogane
    How can you call yourself
    an exorcist ninja and not know me?
[04:05] Shirogane
    I've been around for 400 years!
[04:08] Shirogane
    You seem to have a death wish, brat.
[04:11] Matsuri
    You talk real big for a roly-poly flabster.
[04:15] Matsuri
    Okay, bring it on.
[04:20] Matsuri
    What's wrong?
    You're not killing me like that.
[04:24] Suzu
    Matsuri!
[04:27] Suzu
    What are you doing, Matsuri?
[04:29] Suzu
    How could you pick on such a cute kitty?
[04:31] Matsuri
    Suzu...
[04:35] Matsuri
    Listen, that thing may look like a cat,
    but it's an ayakashi.
[04:39] Matsuri
    The sort that only we can see.
[04:41] Suzu
    Come on, I can tell that much!
[04:43] Matsuri
    He was eyeing you up creepily
    from the shadows.
[04:46] Matsuri
    His spiritual energy's weak,
    but he's totally suspicious!
[04:49] Suzu
    Most ayakashi are!
[04:53] Suzu
    Look how scared he is.
[04:55] Suzu
    You'll be okay now.
[04:58] Suzu
    Sorry, you yummy little marshmallow, you.
[05:01] Suzu
    You just wanted to play, right?
[05:04] Shirogane
    Meow.
[05:08] Suzu
    Okay, let's go.
[05:09] Matsuri
    H-Hey!
[05:14] Shirogane
    He's fast!
[05:16] Matsuri
    Hold on a moment, Suzu!
[05:18] Matsuri
    Like I keep telling you,
[05:20] Matsuri
    stay away from ayakashi!
[05:23] Matsuri
    Sure, they're visible to us,
[05:24] Matsuri
    but they're not something
    people should get involved with!
[05:27] Matsuri
    You've only ever known
    the harmless ones, so...
[05:31] Matsuri
    Suzu... You...
[05:33] Suzu
    Wh-What?
[05:37] Matsuri
    Have your thighs always been this thick?!
[05:39] Matsuri
    Don't tell me... you've already been cursed?!
[05:45] Suzu
    You colossal idiot!
[05:46] Suzu
    I've been really self-conscious
    of them lately!
[05:49] Shirogane
    Is this boy stupid or what?
[05:51] Shirogane
    Hmm?
[05:52] Shirogane
    That log!
[05:54] Matsuri
    Substitution technique.
[05:57] Matsuri
    Impressed?
[05:58] Matsuri
    While exorcist ninja
    specialize in the supernatural,
[06:01] Matsuri
    we're still descended from ninja!
[06:04] Suzu
    Uh, my kick landed, though?
[06:07] Suzu
    The log's pointless.
[06:08] Matsuri
    What? But kicking a log would've hurt your foot.
[06:12] Suzu
    I appreciate your concern,
    but it's misplaced.
[06:16] Suzu
    Anyway, I'm gonna release him someplace safe.
[06:21] Matsuri
    Hey, Suzu!
[06:24] Suzu
    You weren't always like this.
[06:27] Suzu
    And those clothes...
[06:29] Suzu
    You're heading out
    to exorcise something, right?
[06:33] Suzu
    Well, good luck, Matsuri.
[06:45] Shirogane
    You and that kid seemed pretty close.
[06:47] Suzu
    Oh, you're one of the ones that can talk?
[06:51] Suzu
    Matsuri is... Well, he's a childhood friend.
[06:55] Suzu
    We live close by.
[06:58] Suzu
    But more than that...
[07:00] Suzu
    We had something big in common.
[07:05] (Flashback) Youngsuzu
    Come on out, everyone!
[07:11] (Flashback) Youngsuzu
    I know, I know.
[07:13] (Flashback) Youngsuzu
    I'll pet you all in order.
[07:19] (Flashback) Girl A
    Did you know?
[07:20] (Flashback) Girl A
    That Kanade Suzu girl is a big, fat liar.
[07:24] (Flashback) Girl B
    She says she's friends with ghosts!
[07:25] (Flashback) Girl C
    She was laughing and talking
    with nobody around.
[07:28] (Flashback) Girl A
    Creepy!
[07:29] (Flashback) Girl B
    Whoa, she's glaring at us!
[07:31] (Flashback) Girl C
    Eek!
[07:34] (Flashback) Youngmatsuri
    They're missing out, huh, Suzu?
[07:38] (Flashback) Youngmatsuri
    They can't see all these cool things!
[07:45] (Flashback) Youngsuzu
    Right?
[07:47] Suzu
    I was so happy.
[07:49] Suzu
    We were special to each other—
[07:51] Suzu
    the only friends who saw
    the world the same way.
[07:54] Suzu
    He was the only reason I didn't end up
    hating everyone in grade school.
[08:00] Suzu
    But right when we were
    gonna start middle school...
[08:04] (Flashback) Youngmatsuri
    Damn you! Stay away from Suzu!
[08:07] (Flashback) Youngsuzu
    Stop being so mean, Matsuri!
[08:09] (Flashback) Youngmatsuri
    Get lost!
[08:11] (Flashback) Youngsuzu
    Matsuri!
[08:12] (Flashback) Youngmatsuri
    You gotta stop hanging around them, Suzu!
[08:16] (Flashback) Youngsuzu
    But... why?
[08:18] (Flashback) Youngsuzu
    Why would you say that?!
[08:24] Suzu
    I only found out later
[08:26] Suzu
    that that was when Matsuri decided
    to succeed his grandpa's line of work.
[08:33] Suzu
    To be an exorcist ninja.
[08:35] Suzu
    There are exorcists
    that get rid of evil ayakashi.
SIGN    Caution
    
    Traffic
    Accident
    Hotspot
[08:40] Suzu
    Exorcist ninjas are part of them.
[08:47] Matsuri
    It's been three years
    since I took over this job.
[08:49] Matsuri
    I'm getting used to dangerous ayakashi!
[09:00] Matsuri
    My family, the Kazamaki clan,
    specializes in wind techniques.
[09:06] Matsuri
    Exorcist Ninja Art:
SIGN    Wind Kunai
[09:08] Matsuri
    Wind Kunai!
[09:15] Matsuri
    Human-faced spider.
[09:17] Matsuri
    You were the one causing all those
    traffic accidents around here, weren't you?
[09:20] Matsuri
    Sheesh. Troublemakers like these
    show up every now and then.
[09:25] Matsuri
    I have to get rid of them
    before they find out about Suzu.
[09:27] Humanfacedspider
    I'll kill you.
[09:29] Humanfacedspider
    I'll kill you. I'll kill you.
[09:31] Matsuri
    Yikes. Talk about nasty!
[09:32] Humanfacedspider
    I'll kill you.
[09:35] Matsuri
    But, well...
[09:37] Matsuri
    It's not your fault.
[09:40] Matsuri
    Malicious ayakashi are mostly
    born from human malice.
[09:47] Matsuri
    Kazamaki-Style Exorcist Ninja Art:
[09:50] Matsuri
    Scattering Whirlwind Bloom!
SIGN    Scattering Whirlwind Bloom
SIGN    Caution
    
    Traffic
    Accident
    Hotspot
[10:05] Matsuri
    Scatter in the wind, and start anew.
[10:08] Suzu
    I mean, I get it.
[10:09] Suzu
    I'm sure there are some bad ayakashi
    out there that have to be eliminated.
[10:14] Suzu
    But the ones around me were all nice.
[10:17] Suzu
    He didn't have to start hating them all
    just because he became an exorcist ninja.
[10:21] Suzu
    He started driving away all
    the ayakashi that came near me.
[10:26] Shirogane
    I see.
[10:28] Shirogane
    That brat... He knows.
[10:33] Suzu
    We're starting high school tomorrow, too.
[10:36] Suzu
    But every time we see each other
    these days, all we do is fight.
[10:41] Shirogane
    Huh? Didn't she already
    eat a bunch earlier?
[10:45] Suzu
    We're old enough to be in high
    school now. Don't you think...
[10:50] Suzu
    it's time things happened between us?
[10:53] Suzu
    You know, things.
[10:55] Shirogane
    What? Is this girl in love with that brat?!
[10:59] Shirogane
    Is she hoping for romance?
[11:02] Shirogane
    No... Maybe even more! I can tell!
[11:05] Shirogane
    These kids... going into heat
    already? Scandalous!
[11:08] Shirogane
    This is why I can't stand humans.
[11:11] Shirogane
    But no matter. You two will never be mates.
[11:14] Shirogane
    Because...
[11:19] Seigen
    Good job, Matsuri.
SIGN    Kazamaki
[11:22] Matsuri
    That human-faced spider was no big deal.
[11:27] Seigen
    How reliable you've become.
[11:31] Matsuri
    Well, duh. It's been three years
    since I started training.
[11:36] (Flashback) Suzu
    You weren't always like this.
[11:38] Matsuri
    Sheesh. What did Suzu even mean by that?
[11:42] Seigen
    Hmm? What's this about Suzu-chan?
[11:45] Matsuri
    Oh... Uh, you see...
[11:49] Seigen
    A cat ayakashi?
[11:52] Seigen
    Was it one you don't usually see around here?
[11:55] Matsuri
    Yeah. She said she'd release him
    somewhere safe.
[11:58] Matsuri
    I have no idea what she saw
    in that flabster.
[12:01] Matsuri
    He called himself Shirogane, I think?
[12:03] Matsuri
    Well, he didn't have much energy,
[12:04] Matsuri
    so he's—
[12:05] Seigen
    Shirogane?!
[12:07] Matsuri
    Gramps?!
[12:08] Matsuri
    Don't jump up like that!
    Did you forget about your hernia?!
[12:11] Seigen
    M-Matsuri...
[12:14] Seigen
    She's in danger.
[12:16] Seigen
    Go now!
[12:18] Seigen
    You have talent.
[12:21] Seigen
    But you lack the experience to see through
    to an ayakashi's true nature.
[12:26] Seigen
    The stronger the monster,
    the better it is at hiding its power.
[12:32] Seigen
    He... Shirogane is...
[12:36] Seigen
    Master of countless evil arts,
    ruler of all ayakashi in this land...
[12:43] Seigen
    The king of ayakashi!
[12:45] Shirogane
    That is me!
[12:47] Suzu
    Oh? You're the king of ayakashi?
[12:50] Suzu
    Amazing.
[12:51] Shirogane
    I-Indeed!
[12:54] Shirogane
    So... how dare you do this to me?!
[12:59] Suzu
    You're totally a marshmallow to the touch!
[13:02] Suzu
    I can't get enough!
[13:04] Shirogane
    This technique!
[13:06] Shirogane
    She really is a perverted girl! Scandalous!
[13:12] Shirogane
    But I can feel it from her fingertips...
[13:15] Shirogane
    These waves of rich haku,
    like sweet, sweet honey!
[13:21] Shirogane
    Amajing.
[13:22] Shirogane
    So this is the power of an ayakashi medium.
[13:26] Suzu
    Ayakashi medium?
[13:28] Suzu
    What's that? Are you talking about me?
[13:31] Shirogane
    Indeed.
[13:32] Shirogane
    Rarely, among humans,
[13:35] Shirogane
    appears one that life
    practically seeps out from.
[13:39] Shirogane
    Such humans possess
    immense amounts of life energy.
[13:48] Shirogane
    You will lead my power
    to even greater heights,
[13:54] Shirogane
    as the finest meal I will ever have!
[14:03] Matsuri
    Please be okay, Suzu!
[14:06] (Flashback) Seigen
    Ayakashi mediums.
[14:08] (Flashback) Seigen
    They are so rare that not much
    has been recorded about them.
[14:14] (Flashback) Seigen
    But it's said that their vitality
    is so extraordinary
[14:18] (Flashback) Seigen
    that they lure powerful ayakashi
    to human settlements.
[14:23] (Flashback) Seigen
    And thus, those identified as ayakashi
    mediums were despised by locals
[14:28] (Flashback) Seigen
    and offered as sacrifices to the ayakashi.
[14:32] (Flashback) Matsuri
    Sacrifices?
[14:33] (Flashback) Seigen
    It's all in the past now.
[14:36] (Flashback) Seigen
    Without exorcism powers,
[14:38] (Flashback) Seigen
    that was the only way people could
    protect themselves from dangerous ayakashi.
[14:43] (Flashback) Matsuri
    Is Suzu really an ayakashi medium?
[14:47] (Flashback) Matsuri
    Is that why they're always around her?
[14:49] (Flashback) Seigen
    Some say ayakashi tend to like mediums.
[14:53] (Flashback) Seigen
    They don't always want to devour them.
[14:58] (Flashback) Seigen
    Ayakashi strong enough
    to devour a human are a rarity.
[15:02] (Flashback) Seigen
    But as that girl grows
    and her power increases,
[15:07] (Flashback) Seigen
    it's highly likely she'll attract those
    rarities, putting herself in danger.
[15:12] (Flashback) Seigen
    I'm an old man.
[15:15] (Flashback) Seigen
    There's no guarantee
    I'll still be an exorcist ninja then.
[15:19] (Flashback) Matsuri
    Got it, Gramps.
[15:23] (Flashback) Matsuri
    I'll become an exorcist ninja.
[15:26] (Flashback) Matsuri
    I'm not letting Suzu become ayakashi food!
[15:30] Matsuri
    Suzu!
[15:34] Suzu
    The finest meal...?
[15:39] Suzu
    Does that mean you're going to
    try to eat me, Shirogane?
[15:44] Shirogane
    Do I have to spell it out?
[15:48] Suzu
    I see.
[15:50] Suzu
    So I'm this... ayakashi medium.
[15:56] Suzu
    Did Matsuri know?
[15:58] Shirogane
    He must have.
[16:00] Shirogane
    That is why he started
    being wary of ayakashi.
[16:04] Shirogane
    But he's still just a kid.
[16:08] Shirogane
    He misread how strong I am.
[16:12] Suzu
    So that's how it was.
[16:15] (Flashback) Matsuri
    I'm gonna succeed my grandpa's line of work.
[16:18] (Flashback) Matsuri
    I'm gonna be busy with exorcist
    ninja training after school.
[16:21] (Flashback) Matsuri
    Not today, either.
[16:22] (Flashback) Matsuri
    I told you, I'm not playing around
    with ayakashi anymore.
[16:27] (Flashback) Matsuri
    The ayakashi at the shrine?
    I got rid of them.
[16:30] (Flashback) Matsuri
    Forget them, and make human friends.
[16:33] (Flashback) Matsuri
    Hang out with the girls in your class.
[16:37] (Flashback) Matsuri
    Just don't get involved
    with ayakashi anymore.
[16:41] Suzu
    Matsuri knew...
[16:44] Suzu
    that it would come to this someday.
[16:48] Shirogane
    Ah, I can't wait any longer!
[16:51] Shirogane
    Take great pride in becoming my sacrifice,
[16:55] Shirogane
    ayakashi medium!
[17:10] Suzu
    Again...
[17:13] Suzu
    Your concern is misplaced.
[17:18] Suzu
    If that's how it was,
[17:20] Suzu
    you should've told me from the start!
[17:23] Suzu
    Matsuri, you moron!
[17:27] Matsuri
    How was I supposed to say
    you're prime sacrifice material?!
[17:31] Matsuri
    Stupid Suzu!
[17:33] Shirogane
    Brat!
[17:45] Shirogane
    You child!
[17:47] Shirogane
    Try again in 400 years!
[17:55] Suzu
    Matsuri!
[17:59] Matsuri
    Tch.
[18:00] Matsuri
    You're good, flabster.
[18:03] Shirogane
    Kazamaki Matsuri!
[18:05] Shirogane
    How did you know we were here?!
[18:09] Matsuri
    Of course I knew where Suzu would go.
[18:13] Matsuri
    How long do you think we've been together?
[18:18] Shirogane
    Ugh! Such a show-off!
[18:21] Shirogane
    And the girl's looking at him
    with hearts in her eyes!
[18:25] Shirogane
    She's so easy!
[18:27] Shirogane
    Romance at the great Shirogane's expense?
[18:30] Shirogane
    Never in a million years, you brats!
[18:35] Matsuri
    Enough of your nonsense!
[18:40] Matsuri
    Exorcist Ninja Art:
[18:43] Matsuri
    Heavy Wind Blast!
SIGN    Heavy Wind Blast
[18:50] Shirogane
    A wind technique?
[18:52] Shirogane
    Kid or not, he's still Kazamaki blood, huh?
[18:55] Shirogane
    But how will blowing me away help?
[18:58] Shirogane
    You're making your fear obvious!
[19:03] Shirogane
    A scroll within the wind?!
[19:06] Matsuri
    I didn't wanna resort to this...
[19:08] (Flashback) Seigen
    Listen, Matsuri.
[19:10] (Flashback) Seigen
    Don't fight Shirogane head-on.
[19:14] (Flashback) Seigen
    He used to be worshiped as a god.
[19:19] (Flashback) Seigen
    He's not an ayakashi you can beat.
[19:23] (Flashback) Seigen
    Use this.
[19:24] (Flashback) Seigen
    I've poured my power into it
    for thirty years to use against Shirogane.
[19:29] (Flashback) Seigen
    He's sure to let his guard down
    because you're still a kid.
[19:34] Matsuri
    Rin!
[19:34] Matsuri
    Hyou! Tou!
[19:36] Matsuri
    Sha! Kai!
[19:38] Matsuri
    Jin! Retsu!
[19:39] Matsuri
    Zai! Zen!
[19:42] Matsuri
    God-Sealing Barrier!
SIGN    God-Sealing Barrier
[19:48] Shirogane
    Crap! A sealing technique?!
[19:51] Shirogane
    My body's being sucked into the scroll!
[19:55] Shirogane
    Curse you!
[19:58] Shirogane
    If I'm sealed away, those two
[20:01] Shirogane
    will get handsy for sure!
[20:04] Suzu
    Thank you, Matsuri.
[20:06] Matsuri
    No problem, Suzu.
[20:06] Shirogane
    You will not act out your
    perversions at my expense!
[20:12] Shirogane
    Is there anything I can do?
[20:15] Shirogane
    Oh. I've got it!
[20:18] Shirogane
    Secret Art:
SIGN    Gender
SIGN    Gender
[20:19] Shirogane
    Gender Swap Awakened!
SIGN    Swap
SIGN    Swap
SIGN    Awak
SIGN    Awak
SIGN    ened
SIGN    ened
SIGN    Gender Swap Awakened
SIGN    Gender Swap Awakened
[20:33] Shirogane
    Meow!
[20:34] Matsuri
    Are you kidding me?
[20:36] Matsuri
    Gramps spent thirty years on that scroll,
    and even that can't seal him?
[20:46] Matsuri
    Get back here, flabster!
[20:51] Matsuri
    Wh-What is this...
[20:53] Matsuri
    Why does my chest feel so heavy?
[20:56] Suzu
    M... Ma... Matsuri?!
[21:00] Matsuri
    Huh?
[21:04] Suzu
    Wh-Wh-Why?!
[21:06] Suzu
    Why do you have... such massive badonk—
[21:09] Suzu
    I mean, why have you turned into a girl?!
[21:12] Suzu
    Where's the boy I knew? Where's Matsuri?!
[21:16] Matsuri
    Well... Calm down, Suzu.
[21:19] Matsuri
    I'm still me on the inside.
[21:23] Suzu
    How am I supposed to calm down?!
[21:29] Shirogane
    Damn it.
[21:30] Shirogane
    I was meant to devour the medium
    and become more powerful.
[21:33] Shirogane
    But instead, most of my spiritual power
    has been sealed away!
[21:38] Shirogane
    However... I changed that brat into a girl.
[21:42] Shirogane
    Now I don't have to worry
    about them starting a romance.
[21:46] Shirogane
    Serves them right!
[21:48] Shirogane
    But I won't stop there!
[21:50] Shirogane
    I will return to my original self
[21:53] Shirogane
    and consume that girl, Kanade Suzu!
[21:58] Seigen
    M-Matsuri?!
[22:00] Seigen
    Why do you have such massive badonkers?!
[22:02] Matsuri
    Sorry, Gramps, we went over that already.
[22:10] Seigen
    Boy, Shirogane lives up to his reputation.
[22:16] Seigen
    "Gender Swap Awakened."
[22:18] Seigen
    A secret art that even I
    don't know how to dispel.
[22:25] Matsuri
    Who the hell could've seen this coming?
[22:29] Matsuri
    If I catch Shirogane,
    will I go back to normal?
[22:45] Matsuri
    S-Soft! What the hell...
[22:49] Suzu
    Matsuri.
[22:51] Suzu
    These are girl's...
[22:58] Suzu
    Wh-What do you think you're doing, naked?!
    You're unbelievable!
[23:02] Matsuri
    I-I wasn't doing anything weird!
[23:04] Suzu
    But that looked kinda lewd just now!
[23:07] Matsuri
    It's my own body! How is that lewd?!
[23:09] Suzu
    But it is!
[23:10] Seigen
    Ah, youth.
[23:14] Seigen
    We have no choice
    but to accept this situation.
[23:17] Suzu
    Anyway, hurry up and wear this!
[23:19] Seigen
    But depending on how things go, Matsuri...
[23:20] Matsuri
    What? I don't need it!
[23:22] Suzu
    Yes, you do!
[23:24] Matsuri
    Whoa, wait! Stop!
[23:24] Seigen
    You just might have to be ready
    to give up on being a man.
[23:27] Suzu
    If you're gonna look like a girl,
    you gotta wear it!
[23:31] Suzu
    Hey... Stop freaking out!
[23:32] Matsuri
    Hey...
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