E2 - Girl Friend Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:02] Suzu     Here, put this on. It's a sports bra. [00:04] Suzu     This shouldn't be as big of a deal, right? [00:07] Matsuri     I'm telling you, I don't need that crap! [00:09] Suzu     Oh, come on! [00:10] Suzu     You're not going braless with that size! [00:13] Suzu     That's a colossal nope! [00:14] Matsuri     Sheesh. [00:16] Matsuri     What a pain. [00:19] Suzu     He can't use my old bras     because he's bigger than me. [00:22] Suzu     Wait, why do I feel so defeated?! [00:25] Matsuri     Huh? What was that? [00:27] Suzu     N-Nothing! [00:28] Suzu     Hurry up and get dressed!     I'll do your hair up after you're done! [00:34] Seigen     It's been years since she's come over     to pick up Matsuri for school. [00:40] Matsuri     Ugh, this is so fluttery and uncomfortable. [00:46] Matsuri     I'm ready, Gramps. [00:48] Seigen     Oh, my! [00:50] Matsuri     I'm off to school. Bye. [00:52] Suzu     Hmm... I can't believe     how cute you turned out. [00:56] Seigen     Be sure to keep Suzu-chan safe. [01:00] Matsuri     Yeah. [01:01] Matsuri     I've got it. [01:07] Narrator     Ayakashi. [01:09] Narrator     Strange beasts, invisible to man. [01:14] Narrator     To destroy the fiendish ayakashi     that bare their fangs at humans, [01:17] Narrator     there are those who have fought     in the shadows since time immemorial. [01:22] Narrator     They are known as... [01:29] Narrator     exorcist ninjas! [03:03] Matsuri     I never thought I'd have to     go to school as a girl. [03:07] Matsuri     Thankfully, things worked out because     the principal's an old friend of Gramps's. [03:13] Matsuri     What? [03:14] Suzu     Huh? Oh... [03:16] Suzu     I was just thinking you've adapted quickly. SIGN    Episode 2: "Girl Friend" [03:19] Suzu     To your, uh... new body, I mean. [03:23] Matsuri     Well, I'd been told to be ready     for nasty surprises as an exorcist ninja. [03:28] Matsuri     I'm sure this is just temporary. [03:30] Matsuri     And I'm still a guy on the inside. [03:34] Suzu     Yeah. [03:35] Suzu     Oh, right. I just remembered what you did. [03:36] Suzu     Please don't fondle yourself     like the other day. [03:39] Matsuri     Drop it already! [03:41] Matsuri     I mean, if you suddenly turned into a guy,     wouldn't you check yourself out? [03:50] Suzu     I-I'd never! [03:51] Matsuri     Didn't you just break out into a dirty grin? [03:54] Suzu     Anyway, we have to find Shirogane     and make him undo your transformation. [03:58] Matsuri     Yeah. [03:59] Matsuri     Sheesh, where'd that flabster go? [04:04] Suzu     What a weird ayakashi... [04:05] Matsuri     Don't look! [04:07] Suzu     Wh-What's this all about? [04:09] Matsuri     Get into the habit of ignoring ayakashi. [04:12] Matsuri     There're ayakashi out there like     Shirogane who can pretend to be weak. [04:16] Matsuri     You need to be wary of them all yourself. [04:20] Matsuri     You get your situation now, right? [04:23] Suzu     Yeah... [04:26] Suzu     I get it! [04:29] Matsuri     Maybe I should start carrying sweets     around with me all the time. SIGN    Kaguracho 2-chome SIGN    Odagawahara Station [04:38] Suzu     Hup. [04:39] Matsuri     Well, don't worry. [04:42] Matsuri     I'll stay more alert than ever, too. [04:45] Busdriver     Departing now. SIGN    Odagawahara Station [04:51] Suzu     Why's he sitting all the way back there? [04:54] Suzu     Wait... [04:54] Suzu     He has a smartphone? [04:57] Suzu     I had no idea! [05:00] Suzu     We've grown kinda distant     ever since he started training. [05:05] Suzu     It'll be all weird to ask     for his contact details now. [05:09] Suzu     Just because he turned into a girl [05:11] Suzu     doesn't mean we can instantly     be best buds, I guess. SIGN    Hokusai High School [05:24] Boy A     Yo, isn't that girl pretty cute? [05:27] Boy B     Yeah. [05:27] Boy B     Haven't seen her before.     What middle school did she go to? [05:30] Boy C     You gotta love how she     looks kinda hard-to-get. [05:36] Suzu     We've been put in the same class, thanks     to his grandpa's connections, I'm sure. [05:41] Suzu     But... [05:44] Suzu     Knew it. [05:45] Suzu     His face screams, "I'm not gonna     act all buddy-buddy at school." [05:53] Yayoi     Demonic thigh rub! [05:55] Suzu     Hey! [05:56] Suzu     Hey, Yayo! What are you... [05:56] Yayoi     Unf! So smooth! [05:59] Yayoi     Yeah, Suzu. Your thighsuzus     feel a cut above. [06:02] Suzu     Wha? [06:04] Suzu     Yayo! [06:05] Lucy     Them juicy thighs... [06:07] Lucy     Totally Grammable, Lady Suzu. [06:08] Suzu     Lu! [06:09] Suzu     Quit taking pictures! [06:11] Lucy     Nope. [06:11] Suzu     Stop! Jeez! [06:11] Lucy     I'm a Grammy hunter. It's what I do. [06:14] Suzu     You stop that too, Yayo! It tickles! [06:14] Matsuri     Those are Suzu's friends     from middle school. [06:16] Yayoi     But it feels so good! [06:17] Yayoi     I'm living! [06:18] Matsuri     Do girl friends always get this touchy-feely? [06:19] Suzu     Well, I'm dying! [06:20] Yayoi     Aw, too bad. [06:23] Matsuri     What a pain. [06:24] Matsuri     Well, it's not my problem. [06:27] Suzu     Hey! I'm dead sure he just thought,     "It's not my problem"! [06:32] Yayoi     Hmm? What's up? [06:33] Lucy     Mm. [06:34] Yayoi     You know her? [06:36] Yayoi     She's not from our middle school, is she? [06:37] Suzu     N-No... [06:39] Lucy     Silver hair, and a pinwheel hairpin? [06:42] Lucy     Talk about a unique look. [06:45] Suzu     Oh, she's a fri—I mean,     acquaintance from grade school! [06:49] Yayoi     Really? Did you talk to her much? [06:52] Lucy     Introduce me to her! [06:54] Lucy     Cute girls are my lifeblood! [06:57] Suzu     Hmm... I don't know. I remember her     not being too friendly... [07:02] Yayoi     Let's go say hi! [07:06] Matsuri     The wind of spiritual energy! It's close! [07:09] Suzu     Uh, listen... [07:13] Suzu     Matsuri? [07:15] Yayoi     What's wrong, Suzu? [07:16] Suzu     Er... Uh... [07:17] Suzu     I'm gonna go see if the school store     has any crème brûlée! [07:21] Yayoi     Uh, no? That's way too fancy for school. [07:23] Lucy     The store doesn't sell those. [07:26] Suzu     What happened, Matsuri? [07:28] Suzu     Is it Shirogane?! [07:30] Sujimori     Kanade Suzu! [07:31] Sujimori     No running in the halls! [07:33] Suzu     I'm sorry! [07:35] Sujimori     Hey! Class is about to start! [07:38] Suzu     I-I know! [07:43] Matsuri     You saved me the trouble     of looking for you, flabster. [07:46] Shirogane     I'm here to have you hand over     the God-Sealing Scroll [07:50] Shirogane     that took away my spiritual power. [07:52] Shirogane     If I return to my true form, [07:55] Shirogane     I can undo the Gender Swap     Awakened spell I cast on you. [08:00] Shirogane     Don't you want to go back     to being a boy, Kazamaki Matsuri? [08:08] Matsuri     But then... [08:09] Matsuri     You're going to try     to devour Suzu again, right? [08:11] Shirogane     Yeah! [08:12] Shirogane     Yeah, no, I mean... [08:14] Shirogane     I'm not interested anymore! [08:16] Matsuri     Yeah, right! [08:17] Shirogane     Tch. How'd he know? [08:19] Matsuri     Try being a little less obvious! [08:21] Shirogane     You! [08:22] Shirogane     Do you know of the sealing tower     on Mount Giboshi? [08:25] Matsuri     What? [08:26] Shirogane     Around two hundred years ago, [08:28] Shirogane     an ayakashi attacked nearby villages     and devoured many humans. [08:34] Shirogane     That ayakashi was sealed away in there. [08:39] Suzu     Where are you, Matsuri? [08:41] Suzu     Matsuri! [08:43] Shirogane     However! [08:44] Shirogane     The tower aged over time... [08:47] Shirogane     So much so that I could break it easily,     even in my depleted state. [08:54] Matsuri     Why, you... [08:55] Shirogane     Now... [08:56] Shirogane     Come on out, my servant! [08:59] Shirogane     Tadare! [09:04] Matsuri     Oi. [09:06] Shirogane     How strange. [09:07] Shirogane     The plan was for him to appear     and take the scroll from you. [09:13] Shirogane     Ah! [09:14] Shirogane     Don't tell me... he's trying     to snatch my prey?! [09:17] Matsuri (Male)     Oh, no! [09:21] Tadare     So this little girl, the ayakashi medium? [09:25] Tadare     Yes, she smell delicious. [09:30] Tadare     If I eat her, [09:31] Tadare     I replace that bossy cat     and become king of ayakashi! [09:37] Tadare     You mine! [09:41] Suzu     Matsuri?! [09:48] Tadare     No interfere! [09:55] Matsuri     Kazamaki-Style Exorcist Ninja Art: [09:57] Matsuri     Whirling Sickle Blade! [10:06] Shirogane     Tadare, you fool! [10:09] Shirogane     It seems that my authority as the king     of ayakashi is useless in this form. [10:14] Shirogane     Either way, he defeated Tadare in one blow? [10:20] Suzu     Th-Thanks, Matsuri. [10:23] Suzu     You saved me again. [10:27] Suzu     Even as a girl, he's colossally cool! [10:31] Matsuri     Sorry, Suzu. [10:34] Matsuri     I was too naïve. [10:36] Matsuri     I thought we only had     to be wary of Shirogane. [10:39] Matsuri     I wasn't expecting this. [10:41] Suzu     Y-Yeah? [10:42] Matsuri     So... Do me a favor. [10:45] Matsuri     It's our only option now! [10:50] Yayoi     This is great! I'm glad we got     to talk to you so soon. [10:53] Lucy     I was hoping to get to know you better. [10:56] Matsuri     R-Right... [10:57] Yayoi     I'm Toba Yayoi. Just Yayo's fine by me. [11:00] Lucy     Tsukioka Lucy. Please call me Lu. [11:04] Matsuri     Yayo and Lu, huh? [11:06] Matsuri     The name's Matsuri. Kazamaki Matsuri. [11:09] Yayoi     What are you, a spy? Woohoo! [11:10] Yayoi     A tomboy and a huge rack! That's a first! [11:12] Lucy     Not just silver hair and a pinwheel,     but also a choker? [11:16] Lucy     You're Grammable AF, Lady Matsuri! [11:19] Matsuri     "Grammable"? "AF"? [11:22] Suzu     I can't believe Matsuri suggested this. [11:25] (Flashback) Matsuri     Let me become one     of your girl friends, Suzu. [11:28] (Flashback) Matsuri     That way, I can protect you better. [11:31] Suzu     Is this okay? [11:34] Suzu     Matsuri is a boy. [11:37] Suzu     But... [11:39] Suzu     I can have this, as a treat. [11:42] Matsuri     Too close. [11:43] Suzu     It's normal. [11:44] Suzu     It's not weird for girl friends     to sit like this. [11:47] Suzu     I added my ID to your contacts. SIGN    Girl Friends SIGN    Kanade Suzu [11:49] Suzu     We're girl friends, after all! [11:51] Matsuri     F-Fine. [11:53] Matsuri     I'll play the perfect girl in public. [11:56] Matsuri     Anything to protect Suzu! [12:02] Shirogane     Kazamaki Matsuri...     He's tougher than I thought. [12:06] Shirogane     But I've already got my next plan laid out. [12:13] Seigen     Oh, Shirogane tried that? [12:17] Seigen     Well, despite his all-powerful aura, [12:20] Seigen     he's always been a funny character,     with a stupid side to him. [12:25] Matsuri     Say. [12:26] Matsuri     What kinda relationship     do you and Shirogane have? [12:29] Matsuri     You seem to know him well. [12:32] Seigen     In my younger days, I spent over     a decade fighting against him. [12:38] Seigen     He was an ayakashi so feared and respected     that they worshiped him in a shrine. [12:44] Seigen     But after a certain point in time,     he suddenly became much wilder, more violent. [12:49] Seigen     I'd heard that he had stopped     interacting with humans ever since. [12:53] Seigen     Who could've predicted he would     set his sights on Suzu-chan? [12:56] Matsuri     Is an ayakashi medium that desirable? [13:00] Seigen     Yes. [13:01] Seigen     I imagine that Suzu-chan's life force,     her reserve of haku, [13:05] Seigen     has grown far larger than we could imagine. [13:12] Suzu     What? "Kon" and "haku"? [13:15] Matsuri     Yeah. Kon is spiritual energy, SIGN    Kon SIGN    Kon SIGN    Kon [13:18] Matsuri     and haku is physical energy. SIGN    Haku SIGN    Haku SIGN    Haku [13:21] Matsuri     All humans have a combination of the two. [13:24] Suzu     R-Right... [13:26] Matsuri     The rare ones that have haku energy levels     off the charts are ayakashi mediums. [13:31] Matsuri     If an ayakashi devours one, [13:33] Matsuri     it'll gain incredible power. [13:36] Matsuri     That's why Shirogane, and that Tadare     from yesterday, came after you. [13:41] Suzu     I don't really get it, but... [13:44] Suzu     You're saying I'm like a super-rare,     monstrously high-calorie dessert? [13:48] Matsuri     Why do you sound so happy about it? [13:51] Suzu     Tehehe. [13:53] Matsuri     Don't "tehehe" me! [13:55] Matsuri     I'm telling you to be careful! [13:58] Matsuri     Yeesh, that Suzu. [14:00] Matsuri     She doesn't know the kind of danger she's in! SIGN    No running in the halls [14:04] Boy D     You know that Kazamaki     Matsuri girl in Class A? [14:07] Boy E     Oh, the tomboy?     She's pretty cute, if flashy. [14:11] Boy F     Lucy-chan's clearly the top pick in Class A. [14:15] Matsuri     I'm busting! [14:17] Matsuri     Need to take a leak! [14:19] Matsuri     Or I'm gonna spring one! [14:21] Matsuri     Yikes! [14:23] Matsuri     Wait, what? [14:25] Matsuri     Yikes... [14:28] Sujimori     Not again! [14:29] Sujimori     Kazamaki Matsuri! [14:32] Sujimori     How many times must I tell you     this is the boys' bathroom?! [14:35] Matsuri     Ow, Teach! It was an accident, I swear! [14:40] Yayoi     Accidentally going into the boys' bathroom?     She's really into that tomboy role! [14:43] Lucy     Risking yourself for the memes... [14:46] Lucy     Much respect, Lady Matsuri! [14:48] Suzu     Idiot. [14:48] Yayoi     Nice! [14:59] Seigen     You seem to be having a much harder time     with this than with fighting ayakashi. [15:03] Matsuri     I-It's no big deal. [15:06] Seigen     That's the spirit. [15:08] Seigen     Anyway, I should get going to     the neighborhood meeting. [15:11] Seigen     I need to thank a lot of people     for getting you into school in that form. [15:17] Matsuri     Sure. [15:18] Matsuri     Take care of your back. [15:24] Matsuri     Guess I'll take a bath. [15:31] Matsuri     Oh, come on... [15:33] Matsuri     Ow! [15:37] Matsuri     I'm beat. [15:45] Matsuri     Being a girl is hard. [15:50] Matsuri     Suzu keeps nagging me, too. [15:57] (Flashback) Suzu     Hey, Matsuri! [15:59] (Flashback) Suzu     Don't spread your legs like that! [16:01] (Flashback) Matsuri     Y-Yes, ma'am. [16:03] (Flashback) Suzu     Watch your skirt when you use the stairs! [16:05] (Flashback) Matsuri     Y-Yes, ma'am. [16:06] (Flashback) Suzu     Fasten all your chest buttons! [16:08] (Flashback) Suzu     R-Right. [16:13] Matsuri     Well, I know it's kinda weird     to say so myself, [16:17] Matsuri     but I do have a pretty bangin' bod. [16:20] Matsuri     Maybe I should be more careful. [16:25] Matsuri     I see... So that's what's     going on down there... [16:29] Suzu     Matsuri? [16:30] Matsuri     Ack! [16:33] Matsuri     Suzu?! [16:34] Matsuri     Wh-What are you thinking?     Ayakashi are more active at night! [16:38] Matsuri     You can't be wandering around! [16:40] Matsuri     I know we live close by, but still! [16:44] Matsuri     Hey... [16:46] Matsuri     What's wrong, Suzu? [16:48] Suzu     I got worried. [16:50] Suzu     About the scroll that     sealed Shirogane's power. [16:54] Suzu     He'll probably come after it again, right? [16:57] Matsuri     Probably. [16:59] Matsuri     Don't worry about it. [17:00] Matsuri     That's why I have it with me at all times. [17:05] Matsuri     If he comes for it, I'll fight him off. [17:08] Matsuri     Look... [17:09] Matsuri     I even brought it into the bath with me. [17:12] Matsuri     What a pain, huh? [17:13] Shirogane     Oh? [17:15] Shirogane     There it is. [17:17] Shirogane     Meow! [17:19] Matsuri     Smoke of spiritual energy! [17:22] Matsuri     The God-Sealing Scroll! [17:24] Matsuri     Sh... Shirogane! [17:27] Shirogane     You fool. [17:28] Shirogane     You were so deceived     by Kanade Suzu's appearance [17:30] Shirogane     that you failed to detect     my spiritual energy! [17:32] Matsuri     You damn shapeshifter! [17:34] Matsuri     What are you, a tanuki?! [17:36] Shirogane     I can still transform,     even in my weakened state! [17:41] Shirogane     The God-Sealing Scroll is mine,     Kazamaki Matsuri! [17:46] Shirogane     A human girl could never     chase after me naked. [17:50] Shirogane     Now's my chance to release the seal     and return to my original form! [17:54] Shirogane     What?! [17:56] Shirogane     How scandalous! [17:59] Shirogane     Oh, right. [18:00] Shirogane     He's a boy on the inside. [18:01] Shirogane     He doesn't care about     being stark naked, huh? [18:04] Shirogane     But do you really call yourself     a decent human being, [18:09] Shirogane     Kazamaki Matsuri?! [18:13] Matsuri     Suit up! [18:19] Matsuri     Exorcist Ninja Gear! SIGN    Exorcist Ninja Gear [18:22] Shirogane     What the fur?! [18:24] Shirogane     That choker was a magical item?! [18:26] Matsuri     The exorcism business is cutting-edge! [18:27] Matsuri     Our craftsmen develop new items every day! [18:31] Matsuri     Exorcist Ninja Tool: [18:34] Matsuri     Demon Wind Shuriken! SIGN    Demon Wind Shuriken SIGN    Simple Massages SIGN    Just five minutes a day! SIGN    Simple Massages [18:58] Suzu     Is it... okay? [19:01] Suzu     We're both girls... [19:04] Suzu     Matsuri was so cool back then. [19:07] Suzu     If he never goes back to being a guy, [19:10] Suzu     could I still have the hots for Matsuri? [19:12] Suzu     Am I... [19:14] Suzu     No, wait! What am I thinking?! [19:16] Suzu     Matsuri didn't become a girl     because he wanted to! [19:20] Suzu     But then... What do I do? [19:24] Shirogane     Free me! [19:24] Shirogane     Free me at once! [19:27] Matsuri     Ugh, finally caught you. [19:30] Shirogane     Animal abuse! [19:31] Shirogane     Are you really going to kill     this adorable animal?! [19:33] Matsuri     Adorable, my ass!     You're the king of ayakashi! [19:36] Matsuri     Okay, say your prayers. [19:39] Matsuri     I'm gonna scatter you into the wind. [19:40] Suzu     Matsuri! [19:42] Matsuri     Suzu! [19:43] Shirogane     Hello, ayakashi medium!     Looking tasty as always... [19:47] Matsuri     Do you realize you're about to die? [19:49] Suzu     You can't exorcise Shirogane, Matsuri! [19:52] Suzu     If Shirogane's gone, [19:54] Suzu     your transformation may never be undone! [19:58] Suzu     So you can't! [20:01] Shirogane     Chance! [20:03] Shirogane     I'll get out of this pickle using     my superior survival skills! [20:12] Matsuri     Hey! Have you no pride, king of ayakashi?! [20:15] Shirogane     Hmph! The girl is right! [20:19] Shirogane     If you kill me, [20:20] Shirogane     the spell will become a curse,     and you'll stay a girl forever. [20:28] Matsuri     Outta the way, Suzu. [20:30] Matsuri     I've gotta exorcise him. [20:32] Suzu     Matsuri? But... [20:36] Suzu     Matsuri! [20:37] Shirogane     My superior survival skills failed! [20:41] Shirogane     He's serious! [20:44] Matsuri     I have to do it. [20:45] Matsuri     Even if I stay a girl forever. [20:49] Matsuri     Any ayakashi that brings harm to humans... [20:54] Matsuri     It's my duty to exorcise it! [21:04] Matsuri     S-Suzu?! [21:06] Suzu     Matsuri! [21:07] Suzu     Don't accept it so easily! [21:11] Suzu     You turned into a girl because of me. [21:14] Suzu     If you never go back to being a boy, [21:18] Suzu     then I won't be able to live with myself! [21:23] Suzu     But I don't know what to do about it... [21:28] Matsuri     If I think not as an exorcist ninja,     but as her girl friend, Kazamaki Matsuri... [21:33] Matsuri     What would I say? [21:37] Matsuri     Sheesh. [21:39] Matsuri     You're always so stubborn. [21:41] Matsuri     There's no point arguing,     because you never change your mind! [21:45] Suzu     So you'll... [21:45] Matsuri     But that doesn't mean     I can let him roam free. [21:47] Shirogane     Badump! Badump! [21:49] Suzu     But... [21:51] Matsuri     Fine. I know. [21:54] Matsuri     Shirogane! [21:55] Matsuri     Starting today, I'm taking you in as a pet! [21:57] Suzu     Whoa! [21:59] Shirogane     Eek! [22:00] Shirogane     Meow! SIGN    Next Episode SIGN    The Speedster Exorcist Ninja