5 - Devilish Taste | Loaded Questions | Maeda's Curse | Sex Ed

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SIGN    Devilish Taste
[01:42] Hanako
    Hey, Maeda...
[01:44] Hanako
    You know how they say pets tend
    to look like their owners?
[01:48] Hanako
    This kid looks nothing like me, right?
[01:51] Maeda
    Quite true.
[01:54] Maeda
    I can't possibly tell her, but when she
    was napping on this sofa the other day...
[02:00] Maeda
    She looked just like it.
[02:04] Hanako
    I'm going to be late for the meet-up.
[02:07] Maeda
    Where are you headed today?
[02:08] Hanako
    I'm working on a social studies group
    presentation with Olivia and Kasumi-san.
[02:12] Hanako
    See you.
[02:13] Maeda
    Hanako-sama...
[02:15] Maeda
    Uh...
[02:17] Maeda
    You're just so charming today,
    you almost knocked me out.
[02:21] Hanako
    I know, right?
[02:25] Olivia
    Kasumi.
[02:26] Olivia
    Did you wait?
[02:27] Kasumi
    No, I just got here about ten minutes ago.
[02:31] Olivia
    We haven't met each other
    in plain clothes before.
[02:32] Kasumi
    You're right.
[02:34] Olivia
    You look so grown-up in a long skirt.
[02:37] Kasumi
    D-Do I?
[02:38] Kasumi
    You look nice, too, Olivia-san.
[02:42] Olivia
    I'm just wearing a tee-shirt and shorts.
[02:43] Kasumi
    I know, but...
[02:46] Kasumi
    I feel like you need a certain amount of
    confidence to pull off that simple look.
[02:51] Olivia
    I wonder how Hanako's going to come dressed.
[02:53] Kasumi
    She might show up in a yukata or something.
[02:55] Olivia
    I can see that.
[02:56] Olivia
    Or wearing brand clothes head-to-toe.
[02:57] Kasumi
    She's rich, after all.
[02:59] Hanako
    I'm here.
[03:00] Olivia
    Hana—
[03:02] Olivia
    —ko.
[03:09] Hanako
    Sorry, it took a while.
[03:11] Olivia
    Hanako...
[03:13] Olivia
    Did you bang your head on the way here?
[03:15] Hanako
    What?
[03:16] Hanako
    What is that supposed to mean?
[03:17] Olivia
    I mean, you couldn't dress like
    that if you're in your right mind.
[03:21] Hanako
    What's this?
[03:23] Hanako
    This isn't quite like the prêt-à-porter
    they sell at the mall.
[03:27] Hanako
    It's a one-of-a-kind haute couture
    piece by an up-and-coming designer.
[03:31] Hanako
    Haute couture!
[03:33] Hanako
    Ohtokchuure!
SIGN    Ohtokchuure!!!
[03:35] Kasumi
    It suddenly sounds like a
    lame world history mnemonic.
[03:39] Kasumi
    I like it. It's very you.
[03:42] Hanako
    Huh?
[03:43] Hanako
    This is the Harajuku fashion
    that's in style right now.
[03:45] Olivia
    She's totally got the wrong idea.
[03:49] Olivia
    Okay, why don't we start our assignment?
[03:51] Hanako
    Okay.
[03:52] Kasumi
    Yes.
[03:52] Kasumi
    First, want to order something?
SIGN    Watermelon
[03:59] Olivia
    Glance...
[04:01] Kasumi
    Glance...
[04:02] Olivia
    Uh oh...
[04:03] Kasumi
    I can't focus at all.
[04:06] Person A
    What's up with her?
[04:07] Person B
    Jeez, I have no idea.
[04:14] Kasumi
    I-I'm sorry!
[04:16] Hanako
    Oh, did it jab me?
[04:17] Hanako
    Hey, teach me how to do that, Kasumi-san.
[04:21] Kasumi
    Pen spinning, you mean?
[04:22] Kasumi
    I think you kind of spin it
    around the base of your thumb.
[04:26] Hanako
    All right.
[04:32] Hanako
    What the heck?
[04:33] Hanako
    It's so hard!
[04:35] Kasumi
    You don't spin your whole arm.
[04:38] Kasumi
    It'll spin on its own if you push your
    middle finger towards your thumb.
[04:45] Kasumi
    That's it.
[04:46] Kasumi
    Keep that up for a while and
    you'll be able to do it.
[04:48] Hanako
    All right.
[04:50] Hanako
    This time!
[04:53] ---
    And so then...
[04:54] Person A
    Hot!
[04:58] Person B
    Fire!
[05:05] Person A
    It's the devil!
[05:06] Person A
    There was a girl who looked like the
    devil who flung something at me!
[05:10] Person A
    Didn't you see her?
[05:11] Person A
    She looked like a demon, with horns!
[05:14] Hanako
    N-No.
[05:16] Hanako
    Hey, Olivia...
[05:17] Hanako
    I'm going to grow out of Harajuku style now.
[05:21] Olivia
    I told you, that's not Harajuku style.
SIGN    Asobi Asobase
SIGN    Loaded Questions
[05:30] Hanako
    Olivia.
[05:32] Hanako
    You're late.
[05:33] Kasumi
    G-Good work on cleaning duty.
[05:36] Kasumi
    You were kind of out of it today.
[05:38] Olivia
    Hey, guys, I have something important
    to tell you. Hear me out.
[05:45] Olivia
    There's a boy in this school.
[05:50] Hanako
    Oh, sure.
[05:52] Olivia
    Come on, I'm serious here! It's true!
[05:55] Hanako
    How am I supposed to react to that?
[05:57] Hanako
    Is something wrong?
[05:59] Olivia
    Well...
[06:00] Olivia
    I was sleeping last night, and there
    was some noise from the window.
[06:04] Guy
    That's not true!
[06:05] Olivia
    I can't sleep...
[06:07] Girl
    We need to confront fate.
[06:07] Olivia
    I took a peek, and there
    was a couple fighting.
[06:12] (Flashback) Guy
    What are you even talking about?!
[06:13] (Flashback) Guy
    Seriously, I don't get it. Why are
    you suddenly breaking up with me?
[06:16] (Flashback) Guy
    I love you, man!
[06:18] (Flashback) Girl
    I'm sorry, but I can't lie any more.
[06:22] (Flashback) Girl
    I have what you have on my lower half.
[06:29] (Flashback) Guy
    #%^(&@...
[06:35] (Flashback) Girl
    I thought that's how you'd react.
[06:38] (Flashback) Girl
    I'm sorry.
[06:39] (Flashback) Guy
    Wait!
[06:40] (Flashback) Guy
    I love you, even if you have one!
[06:46] Olivia
    This is so nice!
[06:48] Olivia
    It's the kind of thing*
    Kasumi likes, isn't it?
[06:51] Olivia
    And I was like...
[06:52] Kasumi
    Hang on a second!
[06:53] Olivia
    Wait, Kasumi. Don't butt in
    while I'm telling a story.
[06:56] Kasumi
    No, I have to make things clear!
[06:59] Olivia
    But you like that kind of thing, don't you?
[07:00] Kasumi
    That's a cross dresser!
[07:02] Kasumi
    It's like BL, but not!
[07:04] Kasumi
    That's outside of what I can accept!
[07:05] Olivia
    You're such a pain.
[07:07] Kasumi
    I'm not a pain at all!
[07:09] Olivia
    So that's when I noticed something huge.
[07:13] Olivia
    That girl...
[07:14] Olivia
    She was wearing our uniform.
[07:16] Kasumi
    I'm scared.
[07:18] Hanako
    No, er... It must have been a mistake.
[07:20] Olivia
    I know what I saw!
[07:21] Olivia
    She's definitely among us, like an alien!
[07:23] Kasumi
    W-Was there anyone who could have
    been suspicious at this school?
[07:28] Olivia
    Could it be... her?
[07:30] Kasumi
    Gulp...
[07:32] Olivia
    Takayanagi-senpai from third year is
    a bit suspicious, don't you think?
[07:35] Hanako
    Now that you mention it...
[07:36] Kasumi
    She does seem a bit manly.
[07:39] Olivia
    Right?
[07:39] Olivia
    She's the captain of the swimming
    club, but she's suspicious, right?
[07:42] Kasumi
    Olivia!
[07:43] Kasumi
    She can't be, if she's in the swimming club!
[07:45] Kasumi
    Why did you even mention her?
[07:47] Olivia
    And then there's...
[07:48] Olivia
    Her.
[07:50] Hanako
    What? Who's next?
[07:53] Olivia
    No, believe me, the next
    one is really suspicious?
[07:55] Kasumi
    Wh-Who?
[07:56] Olivia
    Oka-san, from Class 2-4!
[07:58] Kasumi
    She's just creepy by a different measure!
[08:02] Hanako
    Man, I think you just made a mistake.
[08:05] Hanako
    Maybe he borrowed his sister's
    uniform or something.
[08:07] Olivia
    That could be it.
[08:08] Kasumi
    Um...
[08:10] Kasumi
    Wasn't there someone from
    our class who's always
[08:13] Kasumi
    changing in the washroom for Phys Ed class?
[08:16] Olivia
    O-Oh yeah.
[08:17] Kasumi
    She's always sitting out
    during swimming class, too.
[08:20] Olivia
    She's suspicious.
[08:21] Hanako
    I heard she's allergic to chlorine.
[08:23] Hanako
    And you're talking about her, right?
[08:25] Hanako
    She doesn't seem that way at all.
[08:27] Kasumi
    Sh-Sh-Should we ask her, just in case?
[08:29] Olivia
    Yeah.
[08:30] Hanako
    Yeah.
[08:31] Hanako
    U-Um, Aozora-san...
[08:37] Hanako
    Th-There's no way!
[08:39] Hanako
    She's Aozora Tsugumi-chan,
    the cutest girl at school!
[08:41] Kasumi
    But...
[08:42] Hanako
    How are we even going to ask her?
[08:44] Hanako
    Could you really go up to her
    and be, like, "Are you a guy"?
[08:47] Olivia
    Hey, w-want to play a game?
[08:51] Aozora
    A game?
[08:52] Olivia
    It's a game where you have
    to guess why I talked to you.
[08:57] Kasumi
    O-Olivia starts talking like a fake
    foreigner when she's nervous, I guess.
[09:02] Aozora
    Sure, that sounds fun.
[09:04] Hanako
    Nice!
[09:05] Hanako
    Good job, Olivia.
[09:07] Hanako
    Now we have a reason to talk to her.
[09:09] Olivia
    Yes!
[09:10] Olivia
    Okay, Aozora-san, I'm going
    to start with a problem.
[09:14] Olivia
    Ask me questions about it.
[09:16] Olivia
    I'll answer either "yes,"
    "no," or "irrelevant."
[09:20] Olivia
    Okay, here I go.
[09:22] Olivia
    I-I couldn't sleep last night.
[09:25] Olivia
    Why could that be?
[09:28] Aozora
    Does that have something to
    do with why you talked to me?
[09:31] Olivia
    Y-Yes.
[09:34] Hanako
    Wait, Aozora-san talks with
    a male first-person pronoun?
[09:37] Kasumi
    I think that settles it right there.
[09:38] Hanako
    She could just be a bokukko.
[09:40] Hanako
    We don't know yet.
[09:41] Aozora
    Were we really noisy in that argument?
[09:45] Olivia
    Y-Yes.
[09:47] Aozora
    Could you hear what we were saying?
[09:51] Olivia
    N-No.
[09:54] Hanako
    Olivia!
[09:55] Hanako
    Why are you hesitating?!
[09:56] Olivia
    Sorry, she scared me a little.
[09:58] Aozora
    How much did you hear?
[10:00] Olivia
    U-Up to the part about you being a...
[10:04] Aozora
    Staaaaaaaare.
[10:07] Olivia
    No!
[10:08] Olivia
    I can't stand this tension anymore!
[10:11] Aozora
    I know why you talked to me now.
[10:13] Aozora
    But that's a mistake.
[10:16] Aozora
    I just told a lie because I kind
    of wanted to break up with him.
[10:19] Aozora
    Although it didn't work out.
[10:21] Olivia
    O-Oh, I see.
[10:25] Olivia
    Sorry, I had the wrong idea.
[10:28] Kasumi
    Scary...
[10:28] Kasumi
    But why do you always change
    in the washroom for Phys Ed?
[10:34] Aozora
    I mean, I'm embarrassed to change
    in front of everyone else.
[10:39] Kasumi
    S-So cute.
[10:41] Hanako
    So fake!
[10:43] N
    Hanako was the only one for whom her
    animalistic sense of danger kicked in.
SIGN    Asobi Asobase
SIGN    Maeda's Curse
[10:54] President
    Oka-san...
[10:56] President
    I'm very sorry,
[10:58] President
    but you're the only one left in the
    Supernatural Phenomena Science Club.
[11:02] President
    If you don't find people
    by the end of the term,
[11:04] President
    I'll have to downgrade you
    to a circle for next team.
[11:08] President
    W-We'll provide 10,000 yen in
    club fees, even as a circle.
[11:19] President
    Th-That was scary.
[11:24] Oka
    What can I do?
[11:27] Oka
    Two of them graduated, one transferred,
    and the last one was teleported.
[11:34] Oka
    I wonder if there's anyone around
    who's interested in the occult.
[11:40] Hanako
    Here we go.
[11:41] Hanako
    Kokkuri-san, Kokkuri-san, are you there?
SIGN    Pastimers Club
[11:44] Hanako
    If you are, move to "yes."
SIGN    Yes
[11:51] Hanako
    Who put that weird patch on my pants?
[11:56] [SONG] Text
    Ma
[11:57] [SONG] Text
    e
[11:58] [SONG] Text
    da
[11:59] Hanako
    Damn it, I knew it!
[12:01] Kasumi
    I moved it thinking it would be Maeda-san.
[12:04] Kasumi
    I'm so glad everyone thought the same.
[12:05] Olivia
    I thought it'd be Maeda-chan, too.
[12:07] Hanako
    Okay, Olivia, is there anything
    you want to ask next?
[12:09] Olivia
    Let's see...
[12:12] Oka
    Um... that...
[12:15] Hanako
    I-I'm sorry!
[12:16] Hanako
    We were just messing around!
[12:18] Oka
    You're Kokkuri-san, right?
[12:19] Hanako
    No, she's from Class 4.
[12:21] Oka
    No, err...
[12:24] Oka
    Do you like the occult?
[12:27] Hanako
    No, not really.
[12:31] Hanako
    Huh?
[12:32] Kasumi
    What?
[12:33] Olivia
    Want to play with us?
[12:37] Oka
    Okay, just a little.
[12:39] Olivia
    Hey, now that I get a better
    look, it's Oka-san from Class 4.
[12:42] Kasumi
    You don't need a good look to see that!
[12:44] Oka
    Yes.
[12:45] Oka
    I'm a member of the Supernatural
    Phenomena Science Club,
[12:47] Oka
    also known as the SuperSci Club.
[12:50] Oka
    But I'm the only member right now.
[12:53] Oka
    We'll end up being downgraded to a
    circle next term, unless things change.
[12:58] Oka
    We'll be the same as the Pass Club.
[13:03] Hanako
    Huh?
[13:04] Hanako
    We aren't even recognized as
    a circle right now, are we?
[13:07] Olivia
    Oh, hey, do you know of any
    occult-ish games, then?
[13:11] Oka
    Occult-ish games, huh?
[13:13] Oka
    Let's see...
[13:15] Oka
    One-person hide-and-seek.
[13:17] Olivia
    How does that work?
[13:18] Oka
    Do you have any plushies or anything?
[13:20] Oka
    Does this work?
[13:21] Oka
    Okay, I'll give a quick explanation.
[13:24] Oka
    You're supposed to do this at night,
[13:26] Oka
    but since this is just a
    game, let's ignore that part.
SIGN    Cotton
[13:29] Oka
    Step one...
[13:30] Oka
    Pull the cotton out from inside.
SIGN    Nails Rice Red string
[13:33] Oka
    Two...
[13:34] Oka
    Replace it with rice and nails,
    and sew it back with red string.
[13:38] Oka
    Three...
[13:39] Oka
    Tie the left over string around
    it, and give him a name.
[13:44] Oka
    What would you like to name him?
[13:45] Hanako
    Maeda, then.
[13:47] Oka
    Let's make a team with the four of us.
[13:50] Hanako
    Okay, Team Pass Club.
[13:51] Oka
    First to be it is Team Pass Club.
[13:54] Oka
    First to be it is Team Pass Club.
[13:56] Oka
    First to be it is Team Oka Ken.
[13:59] Hanako
    Huh?
[13:59] Hanako
    Did she just take over?
[14:00] Oka
    Okay, now we put this in the sink.
SIGN    Girls
[14:03] Oka
    Let's go to the washroom, everyone.
[14:08] Oka
    Is there a TV anywhere?
[14:11] Kasumi
    Oh, I get 1seg on my phone.
[14:15] Oka
    Close your eyes for ten seconds.
SIGN    Girls
[14:18] Oka
    And come back, and...
[14:20] Oka
    Found you, Maeda.
[14:27] Oka
    Maeda's it now.
[14:30] Oka
    Now, let's go hide with a cup of salt water.
[14:35] Oka
    Where shall we hide?
[14:37] Kasumi
    How about under the club room table, then?
SIGN    Pastimers Club
[14:44] Oka
    Oh, man...
[14:46] Oka
    This is so fun.
[14:50] Hanako
    Wh-What?!
[14:52] Hanako
    Hey, what part of this is occult?
[14:55] Oka
    From what I heard, the doll will
    come looking for us or something.
[15:01] Hanako
    No way!
[15:02] Hanako
    This is one of those curse things!
[15:05] Oka
    Wait up.
[15:07] Oka
    If we're going to go look for him, we
    have to drink the salt water together.
[15:11] Hanako
    Okay, okay.
[15:12] Oka
    We each just need a sip.
[15:14] Oka
    We need to leave some to throw onto the doll.
SIGN    Girls
[15:18] Hanako
    Maeda!
[15:26] Oka
    Wait, is it actually gone?
[15:30] Oka
    Oh, no.
[15:32] Oka
    We have to find it quick.
[15:34] Oka
    Or it's going to look for us forever.
[15:39] Oka
    Someone!
[15:40] Oka
    Has anyone seen a turd
    with a box cutter stuck in it?!
[15:42] Oka
    A turd with a box cutter in it!
[15:43] Kasumi
    H-Hanako-san!
[15:47] Kasumi
    Olivia-san, are you okay?
[15:48] Olivia
    I was playing it cool, but I'm
    mad chicken with horror, dawg!
[15:53] Kasumi
    Okay, I got it.
[15:54] Kasumi
    You're so scared that you
    go out of character, huh?
[15:56] Sensei
    Sorry, I'm late.
SIGN    Pastimers' Club Club Notes
[15:58] Hanako
    Sensei!
[15:59] Hanako
    Have you seen Maeda?
[16:00] Sensei
    N-Not today.
[16:03] Hanako
    Sensei!
[16:04] Hanako
    If you see a turd with a box cutter in it,
[16:06] Hanako
    it's Maeda, so say "I found
    you!" and set it on fire!
[16:09] Sensei
    I wonder if she's been snorting
    too much Ha**yturn powder.
[16:12] Kasumi
    Sensei, Olivia-san...
[16:14] Olivia
    How do we run away from poo?
[16:18] Sensei
    Olivia-san, want to come to
    the nurse's office with me?
[16:21] Hanako
    I shouldn't have played
    one-person hide-and-seek!
[16:25] Sensei
    Is that that cooking show on TV?
[16:27] Hanako
    My life is over!
[16:29] Person A
    Who the hell leaves a turd in the sink? Jeez.
[16:32] Person B
    We're such good people, fixing the drain.
SIGN    Asobi Asobase
SIGN    Sex Ed
[16:46] Person A
    Hey, where should we go today?
[16:48] Person B
    Sorry, I'm meeting up
    with my boyfriend after.
[16:50] Person A
    Really?
[16:51] Person A
    Oh, is it that guy who hit on you before?
[16:54] Person B
    Yeah, we ended up actually
    going steady after that.
[16:56] Person A
    Good for you.
[16:57] Person A
    I'm going to Maihama Sea
    with my boyfriend next week.
[17:00] Person B
    Lucky.
[17:01] Person B
    I think I'll beg him, too.
[17:03] Person A
    Do it.
[17:04] Person A
    In fact, why don't we make it a double date?
[17:05] Person B
    That sounds awesome.
SIGN    Pastimers' Club
[17:08] Hanako
    I want a boyfriend.
[17:13] Olivia
    Why?
[17:14] Hanako
    Why?!
[17:14] Hanako
    A girl's gonna want a
    boyfriend or two, you know?!
[17:21] Olivia
    Isn't it too much trouble?
[17:22] Hanako
    It's not too much trouble!
[17:23] Hanako
    I want to go to Sea with my boyfriend!
[17:25] Olivia
    Hanako...
[17:26] Olivia
    Why don't you go with
    Maeda-chan if you want a guy?
[17:28] Hanako
    What fun is there in going with Maeda?!
[17:31] Hanako
    I want a boy my age!
[17:34] Olivia
    Okay, okay.
[17:36] Olivia
    Kasumi.
[17:37] Hanako
    You're late.
[17:38] Kasumi
    I had day duty.
[17:40] Kasumi
    What were you guys talking
    so excitedly about?
[17:42] Hanako
    Boyfriends.
[17:43] Kasumi
    Huh?
[17:46] Kasumi
    Shouldn't you be talking about something
    a little more meaningful to your lives?
[17:52] Olivia
    S-Sorry.
[17:55] Hanako
    But you know, Kasumi-san,
    you say that, but...
[17:59] Hanako
    I know your type is the first to get married.
[18:04] Kasumi
    Who gave you that data?
[18:06] Olivia
    I don't know if you can have
    a boyfriend, though, Hanako.
[18:10] Hanako
    What's that supposed to mean?!
[18:11] Olivia
    You have a dirty personality.
[18:12] Olivia
    To have a boyfriend, you
    have to be, more, floaty.
[18:18] Hanako
    I see.
[18:19] Hanako
    Floaty, huh?
[18:21] Hanako
    Your opinion, as someone who
    doesn't have a boyfriend,
[18:23] Hanako
    isn't worth more than a poopy sheet of
    toilet paper that's gone down the toilet.
[18:25] Hanako
    But I'll take it into consideration.
[18:26] Olivia
    Ouch!
[18:27] Olivia
    That's what I'm talking about!
[18:29] Hanako
    All right, I'm going to be the
    world's top boyfriended woman!
[18:34] Kasumi
    Wait, was that the scale of
    what we were talking about?
[18:37] Olivia
    What do you even want to do
    with a boyfriend, anyway?
[18:40] Hanako
    Um...
[18:42] Hanako
    This might be a bit early, but...
[18:47] Hanako
    This is so embarrassing.
[18:49] Hanako
    I want to hold hands and walk together.
[18:56] Hanako
    And then I want to get married
    at about 25 and have two babies.
[19:01] Olivia
    Do you know how babies are made?
[19:03] Hanako
    O-Of course I do.
[19:05] Hanako
    They're made when you French kiss, right?
[19:07] Kasumi
    Do you even know what a French kiss is?
[19:10] Hanako
    It has the word "kiss" in it, but it's
    something that isn't actually, right?
[19:13] Kasumi
    No, it's kissing.
[19:14] Hanako
    Really?
[19:15] Hanako
    Then what's Frenching?
[19:17] Kasumi
    Um...
[19:18] Olivia
    Oh, I know.
[19:20] Olivia
    Maybe it's a corruption of "frontal cocks kisses."
[19:25] Hanako
    So...
[19:26] Olivia
    If you kiss with his cock
    out, you'll have a baby.
[19:28] Hanako
    I get it.
[19:29] Kasumi
    Hold up!
[19:30] Kasumi
    That's totally wrong!
[19:31] Kasumi
    It has nothing to do with
    full frontal anythings!
[19:35] Kasumi
    To have a baby, you...
[19:40] Kasumi
    You...
[19:42] Kasumi
    You dock.
[19:46] Kasumi
    You dock.
[19:48] Kasumi
    This is why I hate men!
[19:51] Olivia
    What was that?
[19:51] Olivia
    A robot transformation?
[19:52] Hanako
    Okay, can you use these dolls
    to explain how to make babies?
[19:57] Kasumi
    W-With dolls?
[19:59] Kasumi
    Okay, then.
[20:00] Kasumi
    Um...
[20:08] Kasumi
    I'm sorry, this is the best I can do.
[20:10] Kasumi
    I don't know what I'm doing anymore.
[20:12] Hanako
    What is this?
[20:13] Hanako
    What's even going on?
[20:14] Olivia
    The guy gets on top of the girl.
[20:17] Hanako
    What does he do on top?
[20:19] Olivia
    The person on top sends radio
    waves from his brain to hers.
[20:23] Olivia
    "Create child."
[20:24] Olivia
    "We spawn child."
[20:26] Kasumi
    That's horror!
[20:27] Kasumi
    That's totally horror!
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[20:28] Sensei
    Guys, sorry I'm late.
[20:31] Olivia
    Sensei, I'm glad you're here.
[20:32] Olivia
    There's something I want to ask you.
[20:33] Olivia
    How are babies made?
[20:35] Sensei
    Huh?
[20:36] Sensei
    Didn't you learn in health class?
[20:40] Sensei
    Oh, dear.
[20:42] Sensei
    Well, you see...
[20:44] Sensei
    The man...
[20:47] Sensei
    The man's thing goes there, and...
[20:51] Sensei
    I can't explain it out loud.
[20:53] Sensei
    I don't know, either.
[20:55] Olivia
    Aww.
[20:56] Hanako
    What can you expect? She's not married.
[20:59] Sensei
    They're so easily convinced!
[21:00] Hanako
    I wish someone would
    explain using these dolls.
[21:04] Sensei
    I can, as long as I don't
    have to explain in words.
[21:06] Hanako
    But you said you don't know.
[21:08] Sensei
    The answer just suddenly came to me.
[21:10] Sensei
    So...
[21:12] Sensei
    The way my friend explained
    it the other day...
[21:15] (Flashback) Friend
    Oh my gosh, it was the best.
[21:20] Sensei
    It was like...
[21:24] Olivia
    A circus?
[21:25] Sensei
    My friend said it felt really good.
[21:30] Kasumi
    Sensei...
[21:31] Kasumi
    You could have just kept it normal.
[21:33] Hanako
    Sensei, I don't get it.
[21:36] Sensei
    Okay, I'll make one that's
    easier to understand.
[21:45] Hanako
    Seeing this, I feel like...
[21:47] Hanako
    I don't really care to have kids anymore.
[21:50] Hanako
    Tuition's expensive and stuff.
[21:51] Olivia
    Yeah.
[21:52] Sensei
    I-I kind of want one.
[21:55] N
    Will there ever be a solution
    to the declining birth rate?
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