5 - Devilish Taste | Loaded Questions | Maeda's Curse | Sex Ed Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Devilish Taste [01:42] Hanako     Hey, Maeda... [01:44] Hanako     You know how they say pets tend     to look like their owners? [01:48] Hanako     This kid looks nothing like me, right? [01:51] Maeda     Quite true. [01:54] Maeda     I can't possibly tell her, but when she     was napping on this sofa the other day... [02:00] Maeda     She looked just like it. [02:04] Hanako     I'm going to be late for the meet-up. [02:07] Maeda     Where are you headed today? [02:08] Hanako     I'm working on a social studies group     presentation with Olivia and Kasumi-san. [02:12] Hanako     See you. [02:13] Maeda     Hanako-sama... [02:15] Maeda     Uh... [02:17] Maeda     You're just so charming today,     you almost knocked me out. [02:21] Hanako     I know, right? [02:25] Olivia     Kasumi. [02:26] Olivia     Did you wait? [02:27] Kasumi     No, I just got here about ten minutes ago. [02:31] Olivia     We haven't met each other     in plain clothes before. [02:32] Kasumi     You're right. [02:34] Olivia     You look so grown-up in a long skirt. [02:37] Kasumi     D-Do I? [02:38] Kasumi     You look nice, too, Olivia-san. [02:42] Olivia     I'm just wearing a tee-shirt and shorts. [02:43] Kasumi     I know, but... [02:46] Kasumi     I feel like you need a certain amount of     confidence to pull off that simple look. [02:51] Olivia     I wonder how Hanako's going to come dressed. [02:53] Kasumi     She might show up in a yukata or something. [02:55] Olivia     I can see that. [02:56] Olivia     Or wearing brand clothes head-to-toe. [02:57] Kasumi     She's rich, after all. [02:59] Hanako     I'm here. [03:00] Olivia     Hana— [03:02] Olivia     —ko. [03:09] Hanako     Sorry, it took a while. [03:11] Olivia     Hanako... [03:13] Olivia     Did you bang your head on the way here? [03:15] Hanako     What? [03:16] Hanako     What is that supposed to mean? [03:17] Olivia     I mean, you couldn't dress like     that if you're in your right mind. [03:21] Hanako     What's this? [03:23] Hanako     This isn't quite like the prêt-à-porter     they sell at the mall. [03:27] Hanako     It's a one-of-a-kind haute couture     piece by an up-and-coming designer. [03:31] Hanako     Haute couture! [03:33] Hanako     Ohtokchuure! SIGN    Ohtokchuure!!! [03:35] Kasumi     It suddenly sounds like a     lame world history mnemonic. [03:39] Kasumi     I like it. It's very you. [03:42] Hanako     Huh? [03:43] Hanako     This is the Harajuku fashion     that's in style right now. [03:45] Olivia     She's totally got the wrong idea. [03:49] Olivia     Okay, why don't we start our assignment? [03:51] Hanako     Okay. [03:52] Kasumi     Yes. [03:52] Kasumi     First, want to order something? SIGN    Watermelon [03:59] Olivia     Glance... [04:01] Kasumi     Glance... [04:02] Olivia     Uh oh... [04:03] Kasumi     I can't focus at all. [04:06] Person A     What's up with her? [04:07] Person B     Jeez, I have no idea. [04:14] Kasumi     I-I'm sorry! [04:16] Hanako     Oh, did it jab me? [04:17] Hanako     Hey, teach me how to do that, Kasumi-san. [04:21] Kasumi     Pen spinning, you mean? [04:22] Kasumi     I think you kind of spin it     around the base of your thumb. [04:26] Hanako     All right. [04:32] Hanako     What the heck? [04:33] Hanako     It's so hard! [04:35] Kasumi     You don't spin your whole arm. [04:38] Kasumi     It'll spin on its own if you push your     middle finger towards your thumb. [04:45] Kasumi     That's it. [04:46] Kasumi     Keep that up for a while and     you'll be able to do it. [04:48] Hanako     All right. [04:50] Hanako     This time! [04:53] ---     And so then... [04:54] Person A     Hot! [04:58] Person B     Fire! [05:05] Person A     It's the devil! [05:06] Person A     There was a girl who looked like the     devil who flung something at me! [05:10] Person A     Didn't you see her? [05:11] Person A     She looked like a demon, with horns! [05:14] Hanako     N-No. [05:16] Hanako     Hey, Olivia... [05:17] Hanako     I'm going to grow out of Harajuku style now. [05:21] Olivia     I told you, that's not Harajuku style. SIGN    Asobi Asobase SIGN    Loaded Questions [05:30] Hanako     Olivia. [05:32] Hanako     You're late. [05:33] Kasumi     G-Good work on cleaning duty. [05:36] Kasumi     You were kind of out of it today. [05:38] Olivia     Hey, guys, I have something important     to tell you. Hear me out. [05:45] Olivia     There's a boy in this school. [05:50] Hanako     Oh, sure. [05:52] Olivia     Come on, I'm serious here! It's true! [05:55] Hanako     How am I supposed to react to that? [05:57] Hanako     Is something wrong? [05:59] Olivia     Well... [06:00] Olivia     I was sleeping last night, and there     was some noise from the window. [06:04] Guy     That's not true! [06:05] Olivia     I can't sleep... [06:07] Girl     We need to confront fate. [06:07] Olivia     I took a peek, and there     was a couple fighting. [06:12] (Flashback) Guy     What are you even talking about?! [06:13] (Flashback) Guy     Seriously, I don't get it. Why are     you suddenly breaking up with me? [06:16] (Flashback) Guy     I love you, man! [06:18] (Flashback) Girl     I'm sorry, but I can't lie any more. [06:22] (Flashback) Girl     I have what you have on my lower half. [06:29] (Flashback) Guy     #%^(&@... [06:35] (Flashback) Girl     I thought that's how you'd react. [06:38] (Flashback) Girl     I'm sorry. [06:39] (Flashback) Guy     Wait! [06:40] (Flashback) Guy     I love you, even if you have one! [06:46] Olivia     This is so nice! [06:48] Olivia     It's the kind of thing*     Kasumi likes, isn't it? [06:51] Olivia     And I was like... [06:52] Kasumi     Hang on a second! [06:53] Olivia     Wait, Kasumi. Don't butt in     while I'm telling a story. [06:56] Kasumi     No, I have to make things clear! [06:59] Olivia     But you like that kind of thing, don't you? [07:00] Kasumi     That's a cross dresser! [07:02] Kasumi     It's like BL, but not! [07:04] Kasumi     That's outside of what I can accept! [07:05] Olivia     You're such a pain. [07:07] Kasumi     I'm not a pain at all! [07:09] Olivia     So that's when I noticed something huge. [07:13] Olivia     That girl... [07:14] Olivia     She was wearing our uniform. [07:16] Kasumi     I'm scared. [07:18] Hanako     No, er... It must have been a mistake. [07:20] Olivia     I know what I saw! [07:21] Olivia     She's definitely among us, like an alien! [07:23] Kasumi     W-Was there anyone who could have     been suspicious at this school? [07:28] Olivia     Could it be... her? [07:30] Kasumi     Gulp... [07:32] Olivia     Takayanagi-senpai from third year is     a bit suspicious, don't you think? [07:35] Hanako     Now that you mention it... [07:36] Kasumi     She does seem a bit manly. [07:39] Olivia     Right? [07:39] Olivia     She's the captain of the swimming     club, but she's suspicious, right? [07:42] Kasumi     Olivia! [07:43] Kasumi     She can't be, if she's in the swimming club! [07:45] Kasumi     Why did you even mention her? [07:47] Olivia     And then there's... [07:48] Olivia     Her. [07:50] Hanako     What? Who's next? [07:53] Olivia     No, believe me, the next     one is really suspicious? [07:55] Kasumi     Wh-Who? [07:56] Olivia     Oka-san, from Class 2-4! [07:58] Kasumi     She's just creepy by a different measure! [08:02] Hanako     Man, I think you just made a mistake. [08:05] Hanako     Maybe he borrowed his sister's     uniform or something. [08:07] Olivia     That could be it. [08:08] Kasumi     Um... [08:10] Kasumi     Wasn't there someone from     our class who's always [08:13] Kasumi     changing in the washroom for Phys Ed class? [08:16] Olivia     O-Oh yeah. [08:17] Kasumi     She's always sitting out     during swimming class, too. [08:20] Olivia     She's suspicious. [08:21] Hanako     I heard she's allergic to chlorine. [08:23] Hanako     And you're talking about her, right? [08:25] Hanako     She doesn't seem that way at all. [08:27] Kasumi     Sh-Sh-Should we ask her, just in case? [08:29] Olivia     Yeah. [08:30] Hanako     Yeah. [08:31] Hanako     U-Um, Aozora-san... [08:37] Hanako     Th-There's no way! [08:39] Hanako     She's Aozora Tsugumi-chan,     the cutest girl at school! [08:41] Kasumi     But... [08:42] Hanako     How are we even going to ask her? [08:44] Hanako     Could you really go up to her     and be, like, "Are you a guy"? [08:47] Olivia     Hey, w-want to play a game? [08:51] Aozora     A game? [08:52] Olivia     It's a game where you have     to guess why I talked to you. [08:57] Kasumi     O-Olivia starts talking like a fake     foreigner when she's nervous, I guess. [09:02] Aozora     Sure, that sounds fun. [09:04] Hanako     Nice! [09:05] Hanako     Good job, Olivia. [09:07] Hanako     Now we have a reason to talk to her. [09:09] Olivia     Yes! [09:10] Olivia     Okay, Aozora-san, I'm going     to start with a problem. [09:14] Olivia     Ask me questions about it. [09:16] Olivia     I'll answer either "yes,"     "no," or "irrelevant." [09:20] Olivia     Okay, here I go. [09:22] Olivia     I-I couldn't sleep last night. [09:25] Olivia     Why could that be? [09:28] Aozora     Does that have something to     do with why you talked to me? [09:31] Olivia     Y-Yes. [09:34] Hanako     Wait, Aozora-san talks with     a male first-person pronoun? [09:37] Kasumi     I think that settles it right there. [09:38] Hanako     She could just be a bokukko. [09:40] Hanako     We don't know yet. [09:41] Aozora     Were we really noisy in that argument? [09:45] Olivia     Y-Yes. [09:47] Aozora     Could you hear what we were saying? [09:51] Olivia     N-No. [09:54] Hanako     Olivia! [09:55] Hanako     Why are you hesitating?! [09:56] Olivia     Sorry, she scared me a little. [09:58] Aozora     How much did you hear? [10:00] Olivia     U-Up to the part about you being a... [10:04] Aozora     Staaaaaaaare. [10:07] Olivia     No! [10:08] Olivia     I can't stand this tension anymore! [10:11] Aozora     I know why you talked to me now. [10:13] Aozora     But that's a mistake. [10:16] Aozora     I just told a lie because I kind     of wanted to break up with him. [10:19] Aozora     Although it didn't work out. [10:21] Olivia     O-Oh, I see. [10:25] Olivia     Sorry, I had the wrong idea. [10:28] Kasumi     Scary... [10:28] Kasumi     But why do you always change     in the washroom for Phys Ed? [10:34] Aozora     I mean, I'm embarrassed to change     in front of everyone else. [10:39] Kasumi     S-So cute. [10:41] Hanako     So fake! [10:43] N     Hanako was the only one for whom her     animalistic sense of danger kicked in. SIGN    Asobi Asobase SIGN    Maeda's Curse [10:54] President     Oka-san... [10:56] President     I'm very sorry, [10:58] President     but you're the only one left in the     Supernatural Phenomena Science Club. [11:02] President     If you don't find people     by the end of the term, [11:04] President     I'll have to downgrade you     to a circle for next team. [11:08] President     W-We'll provide 10,000 yen in     club fees, even as a circle. [11:19] President     Th-That was scary. [11:24] Oka     What can I do? [11:27] Oka     Two of them graduated, one transferred,     and the last one was teleported. [11:34] Oka     I wonder if there's anyone around     who's interested in the occult. [11:40] Hanako     Here we go. [11:41] Hanako     Kokkuri-san, Kokkuri-san, are you there? SIGN    Pastimers Club [11:44] Hanako     If you are, move to "yes." SIGN    Yes [11:51] Hanako     Who put that weird patch on my pants? [11:56] [SONG] Text     Ma [11:57] [SONG] Text     e [11:58] [SONG] Text     da [11:59] Hanako     Damn it, I knew it! [12:01] Kasumi     I moved it thinking it would be Maeda-san. [12:04] Kasumi     I'm so glad everyone thought the same. [12:05] Olivia     I thought it'd be Maeda-chan, too. [12:07] Hanako     Okay, Olivia, is there anything     you want to ask next? [12:09] Olivia     Let's see... [12:12] Oka     Um... that... [12:15] Hanako     I-I'm sorry! [12:16] Hanako     We were just messing around! [12:18] Oka     You're Kokkuri-san, right? [12:19] Hanako     No, she's from Class 4. [12:21] Oka     No, err... [12:24] Oka     Do you like the occult? [12:27] Hanako     No, not really. [12:31] Hanako     Huh? [12:32] Kasumi     What? [12:33] Olivia     Want to play with us? [12:37] Oka     Okay, just a little. [12:39] Olivia     Hey, now that I get a better     look, it's Oka-san from Class 4. [12:42] Kasumi     You don't need a good look to see that! [12:44] Oka     Yes. [12:45] Oka     I'm a member of the Supernatural     Phenomena Science Club, [12:47] Oka     also known as the SuperSci Club. [12:50] Oka     But I'm the only member right now. [12:53] Oka     We'll end up being downgraded to a     circle next term, unless things change. [12:58] Oka     We'll be the same as the Pass Club. [13:03] Hanako     Huh? [13:04] Hanako     We aren't even recognized as     a circle right now, are we? [13:07] Olivia     Oh, hey, do you know of any     occult-ish games, then? [13:11] Oka     Occult-ish games, huh? [13:13] Oka     Let's see... [13:15] Oka     One-person hide-and-seek. [13:17] Olivia     How does that work? [13:18] Oka     Do you have any plushies or anything? [13:20] Oka     Does this work? [13:21] Oka     Okay, I'll give a quick explanation. [13:24] Oka     You're supposed to do this at night, [13:26] Oka     but since this is just a     game, let's ignore that part. SIGN    Cotton [13:29] Oka     Step one... [13:30] Oka     Pull the cotton out from inside. SIGN    Nails Rice Red string [13:33] Oka     Two... [13:34] Oka     Replace it with rice and nails,     and sew it back with red string. [13:38] Oka     Three... [13:39] Oka     Tie the left over string around     it, and give him a name. [13:44] Oka     What would you like to name him? [13:45] Hanako     Maeda, then. [13:47] Oka     Let's make a team with the four of us. [13:50] Hanako     Okay, Team Pass Club. [13:51] Oka     First to be it is Team Pass Club. [13:54] Oka     First to be it is Team Pass Club. [13:56] Oka     First to be it is Team Oka Ken. [13:59] Hanako     Huh? [13:59] Hanako     Did she just take over? [14:00] Oka     Okay, now we put this in the sink. SIGN    Girls [14:03] Oka     Let's go to the washroom, everyone. [14:08] Oka     Is there a TV anywhere? [14:11] Kasumi     Oh, I get 1seg on my phone. [14:15] Oka     Close your eyes for ten seconds. SIGN    Girls [14:18] Oka     And come back, and... [14:20] Oka     Found you, Maeda. [14:27] Oka     Maeda's it now. [14:30] Oka     Now, let's go hide with a cup of salt water. [14:35] Oka     Where shall we hide? [14:37] Kasumi     How about under the club room table, then? SIGN    Pastimers Club [14:44] Oka     Oh, man... [14:46] Oka     This is so fun. [14:50] Hanako     Wh-What?! [14:52] Hanako     Hey, what part of this is occult? [14:55] Oka     From what I heard, the doll will     come looking for us or something. [15:01] Hanako     No way! [15:02] Hanako     This is one of those curse things! [15:05] Oka     Wait up. [15:07] Oka     If we're going to go look for him, we     have to drink the salt water together. [15:11] Hanako     Okay, okay. [15:12] Oka     We each just need a sip. [15:14] Oka     We need to leave some to throw onto the doll. SIGN    Girls [15:18] Hanako     Maeda! [15:26] Oka     Wait, is it actually gone? [15:30] Oka     Oh, no. [15:32] Oka     We have to find it quick. [15:34] Oka     Or it's going to look for us forever. [15:39] Oka     Someone! [15:40] Oka     Has anyone seen a turd     with a box cutter stuck in it?! [15:42] Oka     A turd with a box cutter in it! [15:43] Kasumi     H-Hanako-san! [15:47] Kasumi     Olivia-san, are you okay? [15:48] Olivia     I was playing it cool, but I'm     mad chicken with horror, dawg! [15:53] Kasumi     Okay, I got it. [15:54] Kasumi     You're so scared that you     go out of character, huh? [15:56] Sensei     Sorry, I'm late. SIGN    Pastimers' Club Club Notes [15:58] Hanako     Sensei! [15:59] Hanako     Have you seen Maeda? [16:00] Sensei     N-Not today. [16:03] Hanako     Sensei! [16:04] Hanako     If you see a turd with a box cutter in it, [16:06] Hanako     it's Maeda, so say "I found     you!" and set it on fire! [16:09] Sensei     I wonder if she's been snorting     too much Ha**yturn powder. [16:12] Kasumi     Sensei, Olivia-san... [16:14] Olivia     How do we run away from poo? [16:18] Sensei     Olivia-san, want to come to     the nurse's office with me? [16:21] Hanako     I shouldn't have played     one-person hide-and-seek! [16:25] Sensei     Is that that cooking show on TV? [16:27] Hanako     My life is over! [16:29] Person A     Who the hell leaves a turd in the sink? Jeez. [16:32] Person B     We're such good people, fixing the drain. SIGN    Asobi Asobase SIGN    Sex Ed [16:46] Person A     Hey, where should we go today? [16:48] Person B     Sorry, I'm meeting up     with my boyfriend after. [16:50] Person A     Really? [16:51] Person A     Oh, is it that guy who hit on you before? [16:54] Person B     Yeah, we ended up actually     going steady after that. [16:56] Person A     Good for you. [16:57] Person A     I'm going to Maihama Sea     with my boyfriend next week. [17:00] Person B     Lucky. [17:01] Person B     I think I'll beg him, too. [17:03] Person A     Do it. [17:04] Person A     In fact, why don't we make it a double date? [17:05] Person B     That sounds awesome. SIGN    Pastimers' Club [17:08] Hanako     I want a boyfriend. [17:13] Olivia     Why? [17:14] Hanako     Why?! [17:14] Hanako     A girl's gonna want a     boyfriend or two, you know?! [17:21] Olivia     Isn't it too much trouble? [17:22] Hanako     It's not too much trouble! [17:23] Hanako     I want to go to Sea with my boyfriend! [17:25] Olivia     Hanako... [17:26] Olivia     Why don't you go with     Maeda-chan if you want a guy? [17:28] Hanako     What fun is there in going with Maeda?! [17:31] Hanako     I want a boy my age! [17:34] Olivia     Okay, okay. [17:36] Olivia     Kasumi. [17:37] Hanako     You're late. [17:38] Kasumi     I had day duty. [17:40] Kasumi     What were you guys talking     so excitedly about? [17:42] Hanako     Boyfriends. [17:43] Kasumi     Huh? [17:46] Kasumi     Shouldn't you be talking about something     a little more meaningful to your lives? [17:52] Olivia     S-Sorry. [17:55] Hanako     But you know, Kasumi-san,     you say that, but... [17:59] Hanako     I know your type is the first to get married. [18:04] Kasumi     Who gave you that data? [18:06] Olivia     I don't know if you can have     a boyfriend, though, Hanako. [18:10] Hanako     What's that supposed to mean?! [18:11] Olivia     You have a dirty personality. [18:12] Olivia     To have a boyfriend, you     have to be, more, floaty. [18:18] Hanako     I see. [18:19] Hanako     Floaty, huh? [18:21] Hanako     Your opinion, as someone who     doesn't have a boyfriend, [18:23] Hanako     isn't worth more than a poopy sheet of     toilet paper that's gone down the toilet. [18:25] Hanako     But I'll take it into consideration. [18:26] Olivia     Ouch! [18:27] Olivia     That's what I'm talking about! [18:29] Hanako     All right, I'm going to be the     world's top boyfriended woman! [18:34] Kasumi     Wait, was that the scale of     what we were talking about? [18:37] Olivia     What do you even want to do     with a boyfriend, anyway? [18:40] Hanako     Um... [18:42] Hanako     This might be a bit early, but... [18:47] Hanako     This is so embarrassing. [18:49] Hanako     I want to hold hands and walk together. [18:56] Hanako     And then I want to get married     at about 25 and have two babies. [19:01] Olivia     Do you know how babies are made? [19:03] Hanako     O-Of course I do. [19:05] Hanako     They're made when you French kiss, right? [19:07] Kasumi     Do you even know what a French kiss is? [19:10] Hanako     It has the word "kiss" in it, but it's     something that isn't actually, right? [19:13] Kasumi     No, it's kissing. [19:14] Hanako     Really? [19:15] Hanako     Then what's Frenching? [19:17] Kasumi     Um... [19:18] Olivia     Oh, I know. [19:20] Olivia     Maybe it's a corruption of "frontal cocks kisses." [19:25] Hanako     So... [19:26] Olivia     If you kiss with his cock     out, you'll have a baby. [19:28] Hanako     I get it. [19:29] Kasumi     Hold up! [19:30] Kasumi     That's totally wrong! [19:31] Kasumi     It has nothing to do with     full frontal anythings! [19:35] Kasumi     To have a baby, you... [19:40] Kasumi     You... [19:42] Kasumi     You dock. [19:46] Kasumi     You dock. [19:48] Kasumi     This is why I hate men! [19:51] Olivia     What was that? [19:51] Olivia     A robot transformation? [19:52] Hanako     Okay, can you use these dolls     to explain how to make babies? [19:57] Kasumi     W-With dolls? [19:59] Kasumi     Okay, then. [20:00] Kasumi     Um... [20:08] Kasumi     I'm sorry, this is the best I can do. [20:10] Kasumi     I don't know what I'm doing anymore. [20:12] Hanako     What is this? [20:13] Hanako     What's even going on? [20:14] Olivia     The guy gets on top of the girl. [20:17] Hanako     What does he do on top? [20:19] Olivia     The person on top sends radio     waves from his brain to hers. [20:23] Olivia     "Create child." [20:24] Olivia     "We spawn child." [20:26] Kasumi     That's horror! [20:27] Kasumi     That's totally horror! SIGN    Pastimers' Club Club Notes [20:28] Sensei     Guys, sorry I'm late. [20:31] Olivia     Sensei, I'm glad you're here. [20:32] Olivia     There's something I want to ask you. [20:33] Olivia     How are babies made? [20:35] Sensei     Huh? [20:36] Sensei     Didn't you learn in health class? [20:40] Sensei     Oh, dear. [20:42] Sensei     Well, you see... [20:44] Sensei     The man... [20:47] Sensei     The man's thing goes there, and... [20:51] Sensei     I can't explain it out loud. [20:53] Sensei     I don't know, either. [20:55] Olivia     Aww. [20:56] Hanako     What can you expect? She's not married. [20:59] Sensei     They're so easily convinced! [21:00] Hanako     I wish someone would     explain using these dolls. [21:04] Sensei     I can, as long as I don't     have to explain in words. [21:06] Hanako     But you said you don't know. [21:08] Sensei     The answer just suddenly came to me. [21:10] Sensei     So... [21:12] Sensei     The way my friend explained     it the other day... [21:15] (Flashback) Friend     Oh my gosh, it was the best. [21:20] Sensei     It was like... [21:24] Olivia     A circus? [21:25] Sensei     My friend said it felt really good. [21:30] Kasumi     Sensei... [21:31] Kasumi     You could have just kept it normal. [21:33] Hanako     Sensei, I don't get it. [21:36] Sensei     Okay, I'll make one that's     easier to understand. [21:45] Hanako     Seeing this, I feel like... [21:47] Hanako     I don't really care to have kids anymore. [21:50] Hanako     Tuition's expensive and stuff. [21:51] Olivia     Yeah. [21:52] Sensei     I-I kind of want one. [21:55] N     Will there ever be a solution     to the declining birth rate? SIGN    Japanese Pastimes, Please [23:33] ---     Hey! I've seen this at some kind of museum! SIGN    Sex Ed Dolls SIGN    The Hakone Open-air Muse—