1 - Equivalent Exchange | Cheap Thrills | Pleasure Seekers | The Kind Pervert

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SIGN    Equivalent Exchange
[01:38] (Flashback) Kasumi
    I lost again.
[01:40] (Flashback) Kasumi
    You're so good, Onee-chan.
[01:44] (Flashback) Oneechan
    Okay, the loser has to go buy ice cream.
[01:48] Kasumi
    My older sister would always beat me
    playing games and make me do stuff.
[01:55] Kasumi
    So I hated having fun.
[02:01] Hanako
    Start with rock!
[02:02] Hanako
    Rock-paper-scissors!
[02:04] Hanako
    Look the other way!
[02:05] Hanako
    Rock-paper-scissors!
[02:06] Hanako
    Look the other way!
[02:07] Hanako
    Rock-paper-scissors!
[02:07] Kasumi
    So annoying.
[02:08] Hanako
    Look the other way!
[02:08] Hanako
    It's a draw!
[02:08] Kasumi
    What are those two doing, anyway?
[02:09] Hanako
    Rock-paper-scissors!
[02:10] Hanako
    It's a draw!
[02:11] Hanako
    Look the other way!
[02:12] Hanako
    Rock-paper-scissors!
[02:13] Hanako
    It's a draw!
[02:14] Hanako
    Look the other way!
[02:16] Hanako
    No, that's not the rule!
[02:18] Hanako
    I keep telling you, if you look
    the other way, you're safe!
[02:22] Hanako
    And a flick to the forehead, not a slap!
SIGN    Hm?
SIGN    Again, with your "I don't know Japanese" pose!
SIGN    I'm done being your guide!
[02:31] Olivia
    Wait up.
[02:32] Olivia
    Don't just abandon a transfer
    student from America.
[02:35] Kasumi
    Oh, right we have a new classmate today.
[02:36] Olivia
    You were asked by your homeroom
    teacher to do it, weren't you?
[02:38] Hanako
    Just because I happened
    to be sitting next to you!
[02:40] Olivia
    Let's play look-the-other-way one more time.
[02:43] Hanako
    No way, you're going to slap me again!
[02:45] Olivia
    Japanese pastimes are so fun!
[02:48] Kasumi
    Um...
[02:50] Kasumi
    Kindly shut up.
[02:54] Hanako
    S-Sorry.
[02:56] Olivia
    Sorry.
[02:57] Olivia
    Who's she?
[02:58] Hanako
    I haven't talked to her much.
[03:03] Olivia
    Let's play look-the-other-way together.
[03:06] Kasumi
    No thanks.
[03:07] Olivia
    Please? Just one time.
[03:10] Olivia
    Just the tip. Just the tip.
[03:12] Hanako
    Just the tip? How far in?
[03:14] Kasumi
    No.
[03:15] Olivia
    I'll settle with this one, then.
[03:19] Hanako
    Er... Please, play her, just once.
[03:23] Hanako
    That'll be enough to satisfy her.
[03:27] Kasumi
    Just once, then.
[03:29] Olivia
    Sweet.
[03:32] Hanako
    She's set on slapping her.
[03:33] Hanako
    Rock-paper-scissors!
[03:35] Hanako
    Look the other way!
[03:41] Olivia
    Uh-oh.
[03:44] Hanako
    What just happened?
SIGN    On me
[03:46] Olivia
    Hey, you got away!
SIGN    Whoosh
[03:47] Hanako
    Yay.
[03:48] Olivia
    U-Um... Sorry...
[03:51] Kasumi
    Rock-paper-scissors.
[03:53] Kasumi
    Look the other way.
[03:59] Kasumi
    This is real look-the-other-way.
[04:04] Hanako
    Uh... Are you okay?
[04:06] Hanako
    Also, what she said is true.
[04:09] Hanako
    That's what you get.
SIGN    Faculty Room
[04:13] Kasumi
    Pardon me.
[04:16] Hanako
    Slow down, Olivia.
[04:18] Hanako
    Wait up.
[04:18] Kasumi
    Um...
[04:21] Kasumi
    Can I talk to you about something?
SIGN    Midterm Test English
SIGN    Nomura Kasumi
[04:28] Hanako
    Two percent?!
[04:28] Hanako
    You're totally the
    read-books-after-school type!
[04:31] Hanako
    Two percent?!
[04:31] Kasumi
    The truth is, I'm bad at English.
[04:35] Kasumi
    Hey, you're American, right?
    Could you please teach me English?
[04:39] Kasumi
    You owe me for playing
    look-the-other-way with you.
[04:42] Hanako
    Dude, this chick's kind of threatening.
[04:44] Olivia
    Um... Well...
[04:48] Olivia
    Actually, my parents are foreigners,
    but I was born and raised in Japan.
[04:54] Olivia
    I was just messing with her,
    pretending to be American.
[04:58] Olivia
    I couldn't help it, she just looks so dumb.
[05:01] Olivia
    And in fact, I can't speak a word of English.
[05:05] Olivia
    Maybe I'll tell her.
[05:10] Olivia
    Nope, not happening.
[05:12] Olivia
    Um...
[05:14] Olivia
    Oh, I'm really interested in
    the pastimes of other cultures.
[05:19] Kasumi
    Pastimes, you say?
[05:21] Olivia
    All right, I can turn her down now.
[05:24] Olivia
    I want to learn about what
    the Japanese do for fun,
[05:26] Olivia
    so I don't have time to teach you.
[05:28] Kasumi
    In that case, I'll teach you how we have fun.
[05:31] Kasumi
    But you'll have to teach me English.
[05:37] Olivia
    Please teach me English.
[05:40] Hanako
    Why?!
[05:41] ---
    Asobi Asobase!
SIGN    Asobi Asobase
SIGN    Cheap Thrills
[05:49] Text
    Dawn is the best time of a spring day.
[05:53] Text
    The white light creeping over the mountains,
[05:57] Text
    the purple-tinted clouds
    splashing over them...
[06:00] Olivia
    Hullo, what Ackbar Bono!
[06:03] Olivia
    Yo! Yo!
[06:04] Olivia
    Silkworm narwhaller
[06:05] Olivia
    Yum, Maggie, wow!
[06:06] Olivia
    Scottie?
[06:07] Olivia
    Alkaline!
[06:08] Olivia
    Hacky sacky digital c'mon!
[06:10] Olivia
    Hold your socks, Tania's picking tarps!
[06:13] Sensei
    All right, Olivia-san.
[06:15] Sensei
    Thank you very much.
[06:17] Sensei
    But why is your Japanese so broken?
SIGN    Staff Office
[06:23] Sensei
    Weren't you born and raised in Japan?
[06:26] Olivia
    Yes.
[06:27] Sensei
    You got 90 percent in Japanese
    on the transfer exam, didn't you?
[06:31] Olivia
    Yes.
[06:31] Sensei
    In fact, you got around
    twenty percent in English.
[06:34] Olivia
    You didn't need to mention that.
[06:35] Sensei
    Sheesh.
[06:36] Sensei
    Talk normally from now on, please.
[06:38] Olivia
    Okay.
[06:39] Olivia
    Not happening.
[06:44] Hanako
    You're late.
[06:45] Hanako
    Let's have lunch already.
[06:47] Olivia
    Sorry, sorry.
[06:48] Hanako
    Oh no, I was picking at the
    sides, and now I only have rice.
[06:52] Hanako
    I'll ask for some of hers.
[06:53] Hanako
    What's for lunch?
[06:54] Olivia
    Sandwich.
[06:55] Hanako
    Can you give me the ham?
[06:57] Olivia
    I don't wanna.
[06:58] Kasumi
    Um...
[06:59] Kasumi
    Teach me English, please.
[07:03] Olivia
    Shit.
[07:05] Olivia
    I haven't studied at all.
[07:07] Olivia
    I'm having lunch right now.
[07:10] Kasumi
    You mean the two slices of
    bread you're holding together?
[07:13] Hanako
    Thanks for the ham.
[07:14] Kasumi
    I have ham, if you want some.
[07:16] Olivia
    Where did you pull that ham out of?
[07:18] Olivia
    H-Ham isn't enough.
[07:20] Kasumi
    I'll teach you our pastimes, too.
[07:22] Kasumi
    So please, teach me English.
[07:24] Narrator
    And then what happened?
[07:27] Hanako
    So what are we doing?
[07:28] Kasumi
    It's our first time, so I thought maybe
    an easy one that'll give us a thrill.
[07:38] Olivia
    Uh...
[07:40] Olivia
    This is bad news.
[07:42] Kasumi
    This cheap thrill is a huge hit with
    middle schoolers and high schoolers.
[07:46] Olivia
    She's just talking out of her
    ass because I'm a foreigner!
[07:48] Hanako
    Oh, how about we make it a challenge
    where every time you lose,
[07:51] Hanako
    you have to teach her some English?
[07:53] Kasumi
    A challenge?
[07:55] Kasumi
    No!
[07:56] Olivia
    It's not safe, ma'am.
[07:59] Hanako
    Are you chickening out?
[08:00] Olivia
    N-Not at all!
[08:02] Kasumi
    I might have a chance
    if she's chickening out.
[08:04] Kasumi
    Okay.
[08:05] Kasumi
    Let's do it.
[08:06] Kasumi
    How about one pass each round?
[08:09] Hanako
    Okay.
[08:18] Olivia
    This kid's whack.
[08:20] Olivia
    Wow.
[08:24] Kasumi
    You're up next.
[08:28] Kasumi
    It's dangerous, but failure isn't an option!
[08:34] Hanako
    Sh-She's fast, too!
[08:38] Olivia
    I kind of grazed it.
[08:40] Hanako
    You were both fast.
[08:42] Hanako
    You were both about the same.
    I couldn't tell who won.
[08:45] Hanako
    Okay, this time...
[08:47] Hanako
    Do it with a compass!
[08:49] Olivia
    What is wrong with you?!
[08:51] Kasumi
    V-Very well.
[08:53] Olivia
    Seriously?!
[09:00] Olivia
    What speed.
[09:01] Kasumi
    Okay, next.
[09:03] Olivia
    There're holes on the desk.
[09:06] Hanako
    Don't worry.
[09:07] Hanako
    Even if you mess up, you'll just gain the
    ability to breathe through your finger.
[09:11] Olivia
    Breathe? You mean I'll have bored through it.
[09:17] Olivia
    Bye-bye, my fingers!
[09:21] Hanako
    She's...
[09:22] Hanako
    She's fast!
[09:23] Hanako
    No, wait!
[09:24] Hanako
    She's nowhere near her fingers!
[09:30] Olivia
    Wh-What should I teach you?
[09:34] Kasumi
    Let's see...
[09:35] Kasumi
    How about you teach me some
    casual American conversation?
[09:41] Olivia
    Dunno.
[09:43] Olivia
    G-Give me chocolate.
[09:47] Kasumi
    That's the English that Japanese people
    used to use towards American soldiers.
[09:51] Olivia
    Americans eat chocolate, too.
[09:54] Kasumi
    I'm sure, but you don't beg for
    it on a daily basis, do you?
[09:57] Olivia
    We beg every day.
[10:00] Hanako
    Really?
[10:01] Hanako
    I never knew.
[10:02] Olivia
    I'm sorry, Americans!
[10:03] Kasumi
    That's good to know.
[10:05] Olivia
    Whew!
[10:06] Kasumi
    I'll look up some good pastimes.
[10:09] Olivia
    Nothing dangerous, please.
[10:12] ---
    Asobi Asobase!
SIGN    Asobi Asobase
SIGN    Pleasure Seekers
[10:27] Sensei
    You're amazing, Honda-san!
[10:30] Sensei
    Keep it up, and you'll make it straight
    to the nationals at the game next Sunday.
[10:35] Hanako
    Sensei, thank you.
[10:38] Hanako
    But, Sensei...
[10:41] Hanako
    That's not why I joined the soft tennis club.
[10:45] A
    How's the Sunday thing coming along?
[10:47] B
    It's all good.
[10:48] B
    I set us up with some people
    from a boys' school.
[10:51] A
    Bring me some high-quality ones, face-wise.
[10:54] B
    Don't worry, they're all hot.
[10:56] B
    You won't be disappointed.
[10:58] Hanako
    U-Um...
[10:59] Hanako
    What's going on next Sunday?
[11:00] A
    Hey, Honda-san.
[11:01] A
    You're so amazing, making
    it onto the starting lineup.
[11:04] A
    Good luck at the tournament.
[11:05] B
    We can't wear our uniforms at the tournament,
[11:07] B
    so we'll wear them for you at the mixer.
[11:09] Hanako
    S-Sure.
[11:13] Hanako
    Sensei...
[11:14] Sensei
    Yes? What is it?
[11:15] Hanako
    I'm quitting the club.
[11:18] Sensei
    Wait, what?
[11:20] Sensei
    Where'd that come from?
[11:21] Narrator
    And then what happened?
[11:23] Olivia
    So, you actually quit?
[11:28] Hanako
    She doesn't get it.
[11:30] Hanako
    I didn't want to win tournaments or anything.
[11:33] Hanako
    The reason I joined the soft tennis club...
[11:36] Hanako
    is because I thought I could
    be one of the popular kids.
[11:41] Hanako
    But nope.
[11:42] Hanako
    Popular kids are popular
    before they even join.
[11:45] Hanako
    There's something different about me.
[11:47] Hanako
    I can't fit in.
[11:49] Hanako
    They're all carnivores in that world.
[11:51] Hanako
    A herbivore like me just
    gets chewed apart, you know?
[11:55] Hanako
    The substitute girl was super
    happy when I quit, too.
[11:58] Hanako
    Like, it was for the better? I guess?
[11:59] Olivia
    Wh-When is she going
    to stop talking about that?
[12:02] Olivia
    L-Lucky you, though.
[12:05] Olivia
    I want to join a club.
[12:08] Hanako
    Aren't there any easy popular kids club?
[12:11] Olivia
    What's an easy popular kid?
[12:13] Kasumi
    Um...
[12:15] Kasumi
    Why don't we make a club?
[12:18] Olivia
    Her again!
[12:19] Olivia
    I don't know if we can make one.
[12:22] Kasumi
    In fact, I've already talked
    to the teacher about it.
[12:24] Kasumi
    You and I are the members.
[12:26] Olivia
    What? What?
[12:27] Olivia
    Wait, what the hell?
[12:28] Hanako
    What kind of club?
[12:29] Kasumi
    English Language Study Club.
[12:30] Olivia
    English Language Test?
[12:31] Kasumi
    I want to qualify for Class 5 someday.
[12:33] Olivia
    I don't think I need to
    study any more English.
[12:38] Kasumi
    But...
[12:39] Olivia
    I wouldn't mind joining if it's
    something other than English.
[12:43] Kasumi
    Then I'll think about
    calling it something else.
[12:45] Olivia
    Saved!
[12:47] Hanako
    I want to join, too.
[12:49] Kasumi
    You, too, Hanako?
[12:50] Hanako
    Give it a popular name.
[12:52] Kasumi
    She's still on about that.
[12:54] Kasumi
    Manga Club?
[12:55] Hanako
    Were you listening to me just now?!
[12:57] Kasumi
    I mean, those people actually
    have lots of meet ups and events.
[13:01] Kasumi
    I think they're pretty happy in real life.
[13:02] Hanako
    That's not it!
[13:04] Hanako
    Something that seems full
    of people having fun.
[13:08] Olivia
    L-Like Surfing or Diving?
[13:11] Hanako
    Yeah, yeah!
[13:12] Kasumi
    I'm pretty sure they do
    proper water sport stuff.
[13:15] Olivia
    Hell, no!
SIGN    Finally shook hands with a goblin shark at 1200 meters under
[13:16] Olivia
    A proper diving club might
    be something like this.
[13:20] Olivia
    But there's no way these ones
    are in it for the sport.
SIGN    Best Buddies <3
[13:24] Olivia
    Actually, the proper ones, by
    her standards, would be dead.
[13:27] Hanako
    Damn it!
[13:28] Hanako
    I don't approve of anyone who
    doesn't do sports properly!
[13:32] Olivia
    Was this girl always such a howler?
[13:34] Kasumi
    Th-Then...
[13:36] Kasumi
    How about a Pastime Club?
[13:38] Kasumi
    Especially since you like
    pastimes, Olivia-san.
[13:40] Olivia
    Dude...
[13:41] Olivia
    I'm going to end up having to teach
    English every time I lose, aren't I?
[13:45] Olivia
    Although the truth is that I'm
    starting to like this kind of thing.
[13:51] Olivia
    But I don't want to admit
    it either, you know?
[13:56] Olivia
    U-Um...
[13:58] Kasumi
    I've already made so many compromises.
[14:00] Kasumi
    What's your problem?
[14:02] Kasumi
    I don't know what you're
    demanding, Olivia-san.
[14:05] Olivia
    W-Wait...
[14:06] Olivia
    Why is she suddenly so pissed?
[14:10] Kasumi
    Let's settle this over a thumb war, then.
[14:13] Kasumi
    If I win, it's Pastime Club.
[14:15] Kasumi
    If you win, you can choose
    whatever you'd like.
[14:18] Olivia
    Fine.
[14:20] Olivia
    You idiot, I totally have an advantage,
    with how long my fingers are!
[14:25] Hanako
    Okay.
[14:27] Hanako
    Ready... go.
[14:33] Hanako
    So dull.
[14:35] Olivia
    Now!
[14:39] Olivia
    Huh?
[14:40] Olivia
    Did her thumb really just bend like that?
[14:44] Olivia
    What's she aiming for?
[14:47] Olivia
    The base!
[14:48] Olivia
    I have to dodge it at all costs!
[14:53] Olivia
    Oy.
[14:55] Kasumi
    One...
[14:57] Kasumi
    Two...
[14:58] Kasumi
    Three...
[15:00] Kasumi
    Four...
[15:01] Olivia
    Ow, ow...
[15:02] Kasumi
    Five...
[15:02] Olivia
    Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow...
[15:04] Kasumi
    Six...
[15:06] Kasumi
    Seven...
[15:06] ---
    That hurts!
[15:08] Kasumi
    Eight...
[15:10] Kasumi
    Nine...
[15:11] Olivia
    I give, I give!
[15:11] Kasumi
    Ten.
[15:12] Olivia
    Fine.
[15:15] Olivia
    Let's call it the Pastime Club.
[15:17] Hanako
    She sounded super native saying "that hurts."
[15:20] Hanako
    Hey...
[15:21] Hanako
    "Pastime Club" sounds a bit lame, so...
[15:24] Hanako
    Let's call it the Pastimers Club.
[15:27] Olivia
    How is that any different?
[15:29] ---
    Does it really need to be "pastimers"?
[15:31] Hanako
    "Pastimers" makes us sound more like popular
    Shibuya pleasure seekers, doesn't it?
[15:35] Olivia
    It actually makes me think of jobless old
    guys betting on horses or playing mahjong.
[15:39] Kasumi
    F-Fine.
[15:41] Kasumi
    Let's go with that.
[15:42] Olivia
    Are you sure?!
SIGN    Pastimers Club
[15:44] Narrator
    And so the Pastimers Club,
    also known as the Pass Club,
[15:48] Narrator
    was quietly established
    in the spare classroom.
[15:51] A
    They actually study pleasure seekers?
[15:54] B
    Jeez, that's so gloomy.
[15:56] ---
    Asobi Asobase!
SIGN    Asobi Asobase
SIGN    The Kind Pervert
[16:03] Hanako
    Olivia.
[16:05] Hanako
    Let's go to the club room.
[16:07] Olivia
    I'm going to take these hand-outs to
    the staff room, so I'll be there later.
[16:10] Hanako
    Okay.
[16:11] Hanako
    Olivia's gotten good at Japanese, huh?
[16:13] Kasumi
    It's probably because
    she's hanging out with us.
[16:16] Olivia
    Crap, I need to get better more gradually.
[16:20] Narrator
    And then what happened?
[16:22] Olivia
    What's today's pastime?
[16:29] Olivia
    What are they up to?
[16:32] Olivia
    What's this?
[16:33] Hanako
    Huh?
[16:34] Hanako
    I mean, it's hot, so...
[16:35] Kasumi
    So Hanako-san wanted to set
    up a pool in the club room.
[16:38] Hanako
    Yeah.
[16:39] Olivia
    That sounds dangerous, in more ways than one.
[16:42] Hanako
    Don't worry, we'll be careful.
[16:43] Hanako
    Come on, get in your swimsuit, Olivia.
[16:45] Olivia
    Stop, perv!
[16:46] Olivia
    Wait, I'll get changed.
[16:51] Hanako
    Oh yeah, I heard there's a foreign
    brand of trunks that float in water.
[16:56] Hanako
    Do you think it's true?
[16:58] Olivia
    Do trunks float?
[16:59] Olivia
    Wouldn't water get in?
[17:01] Hanako
    You know how people used
    to go on vacations by sea?
[17:04] Hanako
    So apparently there were some brands
    of trunks that worked as swim tubes.
[17:09] Hanako
    I heard someone survived the
    Titanic crash because of it, too.
[17:13] Kasumi
    You're so knowledgeable, Hanako-san.
[17:16] Hanako
    I figured we should give it a try here.
[17:19] Olivia
    But I don't have trunks.
[17:22] Kasumi
    Especially not a foreign brand.
[17:24] Hanako
    I'll have my butler get us some, then.
[17:26] Hanako
    Hello? Maeda?
[17:26] Kasumi
    Wait, is Hanako rich?
[17:27] Hanako
    It's me, Hanako. Get me some trunks.
[17:29] Hanako
    The foreign brand that has with
    the Japanese emblem-looking thing.
[17:31] ---
    All right, final match!
[17:33] Kasumi
    Wait, Hanako-san, maybe we
    should do this normally.
[17:36] Hanako
    It's fine.
[17:37] Hanako
    Get on, Kasumi-san.
[17:43] Hanako
    I don't know, it's too shallow.
[18:02] Kasumi
    Um...
[18:03] Kasumi
    Could you please stop staring at my chest?
[18:06] Hanako
    Sorry.
[18:07] Hanako
    They're just so huge.
[18:09] Kasumi
    I've never seen anyone say that
    with such a straight face.
[18:12] Olivia
    You're so busty, Kasumi.
[18:15] Hanako
    Yes.
[18:16] Hanako
    She's got huge boobs.
[18:17] Hanako
    But so what?
[18:19] Hanako
    Is a lady with big boobs
    going to bring world peace?
[18:22] Kasumi
    Sorry, Hanako, I feel bad.
[18:23] Olivia
    How do you get them so big?
[18:28] Kasumi
    Genetics.
[18:29] Hanako
    I'mma go be born from a
    big boobed lady's womb!
[18:31] Hanako
    I'll see you in a future life!
[18:31] Olivia
    Hanako, no!
[18:33] Hanako
    Please, let me die!
[18:34] Hanako
    My mommy in this life is a washboard!
[18:37] Kasumi
    H-Hey, there's another way to get
    them bigger, besides genetics.
[18:42] Kasumi
    You get fat.
[18:44] Hanako
    That's pretty easy.
[18:45] Kasumi
    It is.
[18:46] Kasumi
    It's not too bad, if you have
    strong knees and organs.
[18:49] Olivia
    Wait, what degree of
    obesity are you talking?!
[18:52] Olivia
    My mom's got an hourglass figure.
[18:55] Olivia
    I have lots to look forward to.
[18:58] Hanako
    Your type gets old early.
[19:01] Olivia
    Wh-What an asshole.
[19:03] Hanako
    I found a good pizza place the other day.
[19:07] Hanako
    Let's go there sometime. My treat.
[19:09] Olivia
    Nah, I don't want to impose.
[19:11] Olivia
    You might be trying to get me
    fat, but I won't fall for it.
[19:17] Hanako
    What are you talking about?
[19:18] Hanako
    I'm not trying to get you
    to look like Jabba *** Hutt.
[19:23] Olivia
    Then what's with the extremely specific
    visual I'm seeing behind you?
[19:26] Olivia
    Take this, Hanako!
[19:36] Sensei
    Sounds like they're having fun.
[19:40] Sensei
    I-I have a bad feeling about this.
[19:44] Sensei
    Um... Girls?
[19:47] Sensei
    There's something seeping through.
[19:48] Sensei
    What are you...
[19:49] Hanako
    Shoot!
[19:50] Kasumi
    I don't want him to see
    us in school swimsuits.
[19:52] Sensei
    May I open the door?
[19:53] Hanako
    W-W-Wait, Sensei, don't open it!
[19:55] Sensei
    But...
[19:56] Hanako
    L-Listen, Sensei...
[19:58] Hanako
    I got this.
[20:00] Hanako
    Olivia-chan couldn't hold it in.
[20:05] Sensei
    She couldn't hold it in?
[20:07] Sensei
    But it's clear...
[20:12] Sensei
    Right.
[20:13] Sensei
    When in doubt, find out.
[20:16] Sensei
    Only one truth prevails.
[20:24] Sensei
    I tried licking it, but
    it just tastes like water.
[20:27] Hanako
    What is this guy doing?!
[20:29] Sensei
    I'm really saddened that you lied to me.
[20:35] Hanako
    S-Sorry.
[20:39] Hanako
    That's not Olivia's pee.
[20:42] Hanako
    It's just water.
[20:44] Sensei
    I see.
[20:46] Olivia
    I-Is it just me, or was
    he disappointed just now?
[20:50] Sensei
    I'm really happy that you told me the truth.
[20:54] Sensei
    Thank you, girls.
[20:57] Sensei
    Continue being honest.
[20:59] Hanako
    Okay, Sensei.
[21:02] Sensei
    Be sure to clean up the water later.
[21:04] Hanako
    Okay.
[21:07] Olivia
    He's a good person.
[21:10] Hanako
    Are you serious?!
[21:11] Hanako
    I was just playing along so he'd
    go home without a confrontation!
[21:14] Hanako
    What he did was super gross!
SIGN    Asobi Asobase
[22:48] ---
    Asobi Asobase!
SIGN    Japanese Pastimes, Please
[22:59] Olivia
    What shall we do?
[23:00] Hanako
    What to do?
[23:02] Narrator
    Daruma Otoshi.
SIGN    Daruma Otoshi
[23:04] Narrator
    A game — or rather, a hunt —
    played primarily by popular girls.
SIGN    Strait-laced boys
[23:11] Narrator
    The winner is the girl who,
    at a mixer or drinking party,
[23:17] Narrator
    manages to seduce and drive mad a
    strait-laced boy with no interest in women,
SIGN    Blonde Hair and Blue Eyes
[23:20] Narrator
    with her sheer womanly wiles.
[23:23] Narrator
    There are no particular rules
    or dos or do-nots to this game.
SIGN    Wealth
[23:30] [SONG] ---
    Misandrist
[23:30] Kasumi
    Um... what do I do?
[23:31] Kasumi
    Um...
[23:32] Kasumi
    Dudes are so gross, damn it!
SIGN    Asobi Asobase
[23:38] ---
    Asobi Asobase!