# 1 - Equivalent Exchange | Cheap Thrills | Pleasure Seekers | The Kind Pervert
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/G6MEG24VR/asobi-asobase---workshop-of-fun--)
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***SIGN*** Equivalent Exchange
**[01:38] (Flashback) Kasumi**
I lost again.
**[01:40] (Flashback) Kasumi**
You're so good, Onee-chan.
**[01:44] (Flashback) Oneechan**
Okay, the loser has to go buy ice cream.
**[01:48] Kasumi**
* My older sister would always beat me*
* playing games and make me do stuff.*
**[01:55] Kasumi**
*So I hated having fun.*
**[02:01] Hanako**
Start with rock!
**[02:02] Hanako**
Rock-paper-scissors!
**[02:04] Hanako**
Look the other way!
**[02:05] Hanako**
Rock-paper-scissors!
**[02:06] Hanako**
Look the other way!
**[02:07] Hanako**
Rock-paper-scissors!
**[02:07] Kasumi**
*So annoying.*
**[02:08] Hanako**
Look the other way!
**[02:08] Hanako**
It's a draw!
**[02:08] Kasumi**
*What are those two doing, anyway?*
**[02:09] Hanako**
Rock-paper-scissors!
**[02:10] Hanako**
It's a draw!
**[02:11] Hanako**
Look the other way!
**[02:12] Hanako**
Rock-paper-scissors!
**[02:13] Hanako**
It's a draw!
**[02:14] Hanako**
Look the other way!
**[02:16] Hanako**
No, that's not the rule!
**[02:18] Hanako**
I keep telling you, if you look
the other way, you're safe!
**[02:22] Hanako**
And a flick to the forehead, not a slap!
***SIGN*** Hm?
***SIGN*** Again, with your "I don't know Japanese" pose!
***SIGN*** I'm done being your guide!
**[02:31] Olivia**
Wait up.
**[02:32] Olivia**
Don't just abandon a transfer
student from America.
**[02:35] Kasumi**
*Oh, right we have a new classmate today.*
**[02:36] Olivia**
You were asked by your homeroom
teacher to do it, weren't you?
**[02:38] Hanako**
Just because I happened
to be sitting next to you!
**[02:40] Olivia**
Let's play look-the-other-way one more time.
**[02:43] Hanako**
No way, you're going to slap me again!
**[02:45] Olivia**
Japanese pastimes are so fun!
**[02:48] Kasumi**
Um...
**[02:50] Kasumi**
Kindly shut up.
**[02:54] Hanako**
S-Sorry.
**[02:56] Olivia**
Sorry.
**[02:57] Olivia**
Who's she?
**[02:58] Hanako**
I haven't talked to her much.
**[03:03] Olivia**
Let's play look-the-other-way together.
**[03:06] Kasumi**
No thanks.
**[03:07] Olivia**
Please? Just one time.
**[03:10] Olivia**
Just the tip. Just the tip.
**[03:12] Hanako**
Just the tip? How far in?
**[03:14] Kasumi**
No.
**[03:15] Olivia**
I'll settle with this one, then.
**[03:19] Hanako**
Er... Please, play her, just once.
**[03:23] Hanako**
That'll be enough to satisfy her.
**[03:27] Kasumi**
Just once, then.
**[03:29] Olivia**
Sweet.
**[03:32] Hanako**
*She's set on slapping her.*
**[03:33] Hanako**
Rock-paper-scissors!
**[03:35] Hanako**
Look the other way!
**[03:41] Olivia**
Uh-oh.
**[03:44] Hanako**
*What just happened?*
***SIGN*** On me
**[03:46] Olivia**
Hey, you got away!
***SIGN*** Whoosh
**[03:47] Hanako**
Yay.
**[03:48] Olivia**
U-Um... Sorry...
**[03:51] Kasumi**
Rock-paper-scissors.
**[03:53] Kasumi**
Look the other way.
**[03:59] Kasumi**
This is *real* look-the-other-way.
**[04:04] Hanako**
Uh... Are you okay?
**[04:06] Hanako**
Also, what she said is true.
**[04:09] Hanako**
*That's what you get.*
***SIGN*** Faculty Room
**[04:13] Kasumi**
Pardon me.
**[04:16] Hanako**
Slow down, Olivia.
**[04:18] Hanako**
Wait up.
**[04:18] Kasumi**
Um...
**[04:21] Kasumi**
Can I talk to you about something?
***SIGN*** Midterm Test English
***SIGN*** Nomura Kasumi
**[04:28] Hanako**
*Two percent?!*
**[04:28] Hanako**
* You're totally the*
* read-books-after-school type!*
**[04:31] Hanako**
*Two percent?!*
**[04:31] Kasumi**
The truth is, I'm bad at English.
**[04:35] Kasumi**
Hey, you're American, right?
Could you please teach me English?
**[04:39] Kasumi**
You owe me for playing
look-the-other-way with you.
**[04:42] Hanako**
*Dude, this chick's kind of threatening.*
**[04:44] Olivia**
Um... Well...
**[04:48] Olivia**
* Actually, my parents are foreigners,*
* but I was born and raised in Japan.*
**[04:54] Olivia**
* I was just messing with her,*
* pretending to be American.*
**[04:58] Olivia**
*I couldn't help it, she just looks so dumb.*
**[05:01] Olivia**
*And in fact, I can't speak a word of English.*
**[05:05] Olivia**
*Maybe I'll tell her.*
**[05:10] Olivia**
*Nope, not happening.*
**[05:12] Olivia**
Um...
**[05:14] Olivia**
Oh, I'm really interested in
the pastimes of other cultures.
**[05:19] Kasumi**
Pastimes, you say?
**[05:21] Olivia**
*All right, I can turn her down now.*
**[05:24] Olivia**
I want to learn about what
the Japanese do for fun,
**[05:26] Olivia**
so I don't have time to teach you.
**[05:28] Kasumi**
In that case, I'll teach you how we have fun.
**[05:31] Kasumi**
But you'll have to teach me English.
**[05:37] Olivia**
Please teach me English.
**[05:40] Hanako**
Why?!
**[05:41] ---**
Asobi Asobase!
***SIGN*** Asobi Asobase
***SIGN*** Cheap Thrills
**[05:49] Text**
*Dawn is the best time of a spring day.*
**[05:53] Text**
*The white light creeping over the mountains,*
**[05:57] Text**
* the purple-tinted clouds*
* splashing over them...*
**[06:00] Olivia**
Hullo, what Ackbar Bono!
**[06:03] Olivia**
Yo! Yo!
**[06:04] Olivia**
Silkworm narwhaller
**[06:05] Olivia**
Yum, Maggie, *wow*!
**[06:06] Olivia**
Scottie?
**[06:07] Olivia**
Alkaline!
**[06:08] Olivia**
Hacky sacky digital c'mon!
**[06:10] Olivia**
Hold your socks, Tania's picking tarps!
**[06:13] Sensei**
All right, Olivia-san.
**[06:15] Sensei**
Thank you very much.
**[06:17] Sensei**
But why is your Japanese so broken?
***SIGN*** Staff Office
**[06:23] Sensei**
Weren't you born and raised in Japan?
**[06:26] Olivia**
Yes.
**[06:27] Sensei**
You got 90 percent in Japanese
on the transfer exam, didn't you?
**[06:31] Olivia**
Yes.
**[06:31] Sensei**
In fact, you got around
twenty percent in English.
**[06:34] Olivia**
*You didn't need to mention that.*
**[06:35] Sensei**
Sheesh.
**[06:36] Sensei**
Talk normally from now on, please.
**[06:38] Olivia**
Okay.
**[06:39] Olivia**
Not happening.
**[06:44] Hanako**
You're late.
**[06:45] Hanako**
Let's have lunch already.
**[06:47] Olivia**
Sorry, sorry.
**[06:48] Hanako**
* Oh no, I was picking at the*
* sides, and now I only have rice.*
**[06:52] Hanako**
*I'll ask for some of hers.*
**[06:53] Hanako**
What's for lunch?
**[06:54] Olivia**
Sandwich.
**[06:55] Hanako**
Can you give me the ham?
**[06:57] Olivia**
I don't wanna.
**[06:58] Kasumi**
Um...
**[06:59] Kasumi**
Teach me English, please.
**[07:03] Olivia**
*Shit.*
**[07:05] Olivia**
*I haven't studied at all.*
**[07:07] Olivia**
I'm having lunch right now.
**[07:10] Kasumi**
You mean the two slices of
bread you're holding together?
**[07:13] Hanako**
Thanks for the ham.
**[07:14] Kasumi**
I have ham, if you want some.
**[07:16] Olivia**
*Where did you pull that ham out of?*
**[07:18] Olivia**
H-Ham isn't enough.
**[07:20] Kasumi**
I'll teach you our pastimes, too.
**[07:22] Kasumi**
So please, teach me English.
**[07:24] Narrator**
*And then what happened?*
**[07:27] Hanako**
So what are we doing?
**[07:28] Kasumi**
It's our first time, so I thought maybe
an easy one that'll give us a thrill.
**[07:38] Olivia**
*Uh...*
**[07:40] Olivia**
*This is bad news.*
**[07:42] Kasumi**
This cheap thrill is a huge hit with
middle schoolers and high schoolers.
**[07:46] Olivia**
* She's just talking out of her*
* ass because I'm a foreigner!*
**[07:48] Hanako**
Oh, how about we make it a challenge
where every time you lose,
**[07:51] Hanako**
you have to teach her some English?
**[07:53] Kasumi**
*A challenge?*
**[07:55] Kasumi**
*No!*
**[07:56] Olivia**
It's not safe, ma'am.
**[07:59] Hanako**
Are you chickening out?
**[08:00] Olivia**
N-Not at all!
**[08:02] Kasumi**
* I might have a chance*
* if she's chickening out.*
**[08:04] Kasumi**
Okay.
**[08:05] Kasumi**
Let's do it.
**[08:06] Kasumi**
How about one pass each round?
**[08:09] Hanako**
Okay.
**[08:18] Olivia**
*This kid's whack.*
**[08:20] Olivia**
Wow.
**[08:24] Kasumi**
You're up next.
**[08:28] Kasumi**
*It's dangerous, but failure isn't an option!*
**[08:34] Hanako**
Sh-She's fast, too!
**[08:38] Olivia**
*I kind of grazed it.*
**[08:40] Hanako**
You were both fast.
**[08:42] Hanako**
You were both about the same.
I couldn't tell who won.
**[08:45] Hanako**
Okay, this time...
**[08:47] Hanako**
Do it with a compass!
**[08:49] Olivia**
What is wrong with you?!
**[08:51] Kasumi**
V-Very well.
**[08:53] Olivia**
Seriously?!
**[09:00] Olivia**
*What speed.*
**[09:01] Kasumi**
Okay, next.
**[09:03] Olivia**
*There're holes on the desk.*
**[09:06] Hanako**
Don't worry.
**[09:07] Hanako**
Even if you mess up, you'll just gain the
ability to breathe through your finger.
**[09:11] Olivia**
*Breathe? You mean I'll have bored through it.*
**[09:17] Olivia**
*Bye-bye, my fingers!*
**[09:21] Hanako**
She's...
**[09:22] Hanako**
She's fast!
**[09:23] Hanako**
No, wait!
**[09:24] Hanako**
She's nowhere near her fingers!
**[09:30] Olivia**
Wh-What should I teach you?
**[09:34] Kasumi**
Let's see...
**[09:35] Kasumi**
How about you teach me some
casual American conversation?
**[09:41] Olivia**
*Dunno.*
**[09:43] Olivia**
G-Give me chocolate.
**[09:47] Kasumi**
That's the English that Japanese people
used to use towards American soldiers.
**[09:51] Olivia**
Americans eat chocolate, too.
**[09:54] Kasumi**
I'm sure, but you don't beg for
it on a daily basis, do you?
**[09:57] Olivia**
We beg every day.
**[10:00] Hanako**
Really?
**[10:01] Hanako**
I never knew.
**[10:02] Olivia**
*I'm sorry, Americans!*
**[10:03] Kasumi**
That's good to know.
**[10:05] Olivia**
Whew!
**[10:06] Kasumi**
I'll look up some good pastimes.
**[10:09] Olivia**
Nothing dangerous, please.
**[10:12] ---**
Asobi Asobase!
***SIGN*** Asobi Asobase
***SIGN*** Pleasure Seekers
**[10:27] Sensei**
You're amazing, Honda-san!
**[10:30] Sensei**
Keep it up, and you'll make it straight
to the nationals at the game next Sunday.
**[10:35] Hanako**
Sensei, thank you.
**[10:38] Hanako**
*But, Sensei...*
**[10:41] Hanako**
*That's not why I joined the soft tennis club.*
**[10:45] A**
How's the Sunday thing coming along?
**[10:47] B**
It's all good.
**[10:48] B**
I set us up with some people
from a boys' school.
**[10:51] A**
Bring me some high-quality ones, face-wise.
**[10:54] B**
Don't worry, they're all hot.
**[10:56] B**
You won't be disappointed.
**[10:58] Hanako**
U-Um...
**[10:59] Hanako**
What's going on next Sunday?
**[11:00] A**
Hey, Honda-san.
**[11:01] A**
You're so amazing, making
it onto the starting lineup.
**[11:04] A**
Good luck at the tournament.
**[11:05] B**
We can't wear our uniforms at the tournament,
**[11:07] B**
so we'll wear them for you at the mixer.
**[11:09] Hanako**
S-Sure.
**[11:13] Hanako**
Sensei...
**[11:14] Sensei**
Yes? What is it?
**[11:15] Hanako**
I'm quitting the club.
**[11:18] Sensei**
Wait, what?
**[11:20] Sensei**
Where'd that come from?
**[11:21] Narrator**
*And then what happened?*
**[11:23] Olivia**
So, you actually quit?
**[11:28] Hanako**
She doesn't get it.
**[11:30] Hanako**
I didn't want to win tournaments or anything.
**[11:33] Hanako**
The reason I joined the soft tennis club...
**[11:36] Hanako**
is because I thought I could
be one of the popular kids.
**[11:41] Hanako**
But nope.
**[11:42] Hanako**
Popular kids are popular
before they even join.
**[11:45] Hanako**
There's something different about me.
**[11:47] Hanako**
I can't fit in.
**[11:49] Hanako**
They're all carnivores in that world.
**[11:51] Hanako**
A herbivore like me just
gets chewed apart, you know?
**[11:55] Hanako**
The substitute girl was *super*
happy when I quit, too.
**[11:58] Hanako**
Like, it was for the better? I guess?
**[11:59] Olivia**
* Wh-When is she going*
* to stop talking about that?*
**[12:02] Olivia**
L-Lucky you, though.
**[12:05] Olivia**
I want to join a club.
**[12:08] Hanako**
Aren't there any easy popular kids club?
**[12:11] Olivia**
*What's an easy popular kid?*
**[12:13] Kasumi**
Um...
**[12:15] Kasumi**
Why don't we make a club?
**[12:18] Olivia**
*Her again!*
**[12:19] Olivia**
I don't know if we can make one.
**[12:22] Kasumi**
In fact, I've already talked
to the teacher about it.
**[12:24] Kasumi**
You and I are the members.
**[12:26] Olivia**
*What? What?*
**[12:27] Olivia**
*Wait, what the hell?*
**[12:28] Hanako**
What kind of club?
**[12:29] Kasumi**
English Language Study Club.
**[12:30] Olivia**
English Language Test?
**[12:31] Kasumi**
I want to qualify for Class 5 someday.
**[12:33] Olivia**
I don't think I need to
study any more English.
**[12:38] Kasumi**
But...
**[12:39] Olivia**
I wouldn't mind joining if it's
something other than English.
**[12:43] Kasumi**
Then I'll think about
calling it something else.
**[12:45] Olivia**
*Saved!*
**[12:47] Hanako**
I want to join, too.
**[12:49] Kasumi**
You, too, Hanako?
**[12:50] Hanako**
Give it a popular name.
**[12:52] Kasumi**
*She's still on about that.*
**[12:54] Kasumi**
Manga Club?
**[12:55] Hanako**
Were you listening to me just now?!
**[12:57] Kasumi**
I mean, those people actually
have lots of meet ups and events.
**[13:01] Kasumi**
I think they're pretty happy in real life.
**[13:02] Hanako**
That's not it!
**[13:04] Hanako**
Something that seems full
of people having fun.
**[13:08] Olivia**
L-Like Surfing or Diving?
**[13:11] Hanako**
Yeah, yeah!
**[13:12] Kasumi**
I'm pretty sure they do
proper water sport stuff.
**[13:15] Olivia**
Hell, no!
***SIGN*** Finally shook hands with a goblin shark at 1200 meters under
**[13:16] Olivia**
A proper diving club might
be something like this.
**[13:20] Olivia**
But there's no way *these ones*
are in it for the sport.
***SIGN*** Best Buddies <3
**[13:24] Olivia**
* Actually, the proper ones, by*
* her standards, would be dead.*
**[13:27] Hanako**
Damn it!
**[13:28] Hanako**
I don't approve of anyone who
doesn't do sports properly!
**[13:32] Olivia**
*Was this girl always such a howler?*
**[13:34] Kasumi**
Th-Then...
**[13:36] Kasumi**
How about a Pastime Club?
**[13:38] Kasumi**
Especially since you like
pastimes, Olivia-san.
**[13:40] Olivia**
*Dude...*
**[13:41] Olivia**
* I'm going to end up having to teach*
* English every time I lose, aren't I?*
**[13:45] Olivia**
* Although the truth is that I'm*
* starting to like this kind of thing.*
**[13:51] Olivia**
* But I don't want to admit*
* it either, you know?*
**[13:56] Olivia**
U-Um...
**[13:58] Kasumi**
I've already made so many compromises.
**[14:00] Kasumi**
What's your problem?
**[14:02] Kasumi**
I don't know what you're
demanding, Olivia-san.
**[14:05] Olivia**
*W-Wait...*
**[14:06] Olivia**
*Why is she suddenly so pissed?*
**[14:10] Kasumi**
Let's settle this over a thumb war, then.
**[14:13] Kasumi**
If I win, it's Pastime Club.
**[14:15] Kasumi**
If you win, you can choose
whatever you'd like.
**[14:18] Olivia**
Fine.
**[14:20] Olivia**
* You idiot, I totally have an advantage,*
* with how long my fingers are!*
**[14:25] Hanako**
Okay.
**[14:27] Hanako**
Ready... go.
**[14:33] Hanako**
So dull.
**[14:35] Olivia**
*Now!*
**[14:39] Olivia**
*Huh?*
**[14:40] Olivia**
*Did her thumb really just bend like that?*
**[14:44] Olivia**
*What's she aiming for?*
**[14:47] Olivia**
*The base!*
**[14:48] Olivia**
*I have to dodge it at all costs!*
**[14:53] Olivia**
*Oy.*
**[14:55] Kasumi**
One...
**[14:57] Kasumi**
Two...
**[14:58] Kasumi**
Three...
**[15:00] Kasumi**
Four...
**[15:01] Olivia**
Ow, ow...
**[15:02] Kasumi**
Five...
**[15:02] Olivia**
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow...
**[15:04] Kasumi**
Six...
**[15:06] Kasumi**
Seven...
**[15:06] ---**
That hurts!
**[15:08] Kasumi**
Eight...
**[15:10] Kasumi**
Nine...
**[15:11] Olivia**
I give, I give!
**[15:11] Kasumi**
Ten.
**[15:12] Olivia**
Fine.
**[15:15] Olivia**
Let's call it the Pastime Club.
**[15:17] Hanako**
*She sounded super native saying "that hurts."*
**[15:20] Hanako**
Hey...
**[15:21] Hanako**
"Pastime Club" sounds a bit lame, so...
**[15:24] Hanako**
Let's call it the Pastimers Club.
**[15:27] Olivia**
*How is that any different?*
**[15:29] ---**
Does it really need to be "pastim*ers*"?
**[15:31] Hanako**
"Pastimers" makes us sound more like popular
Shibuya pleasure seekers, doesn't it?
**[15:35] Olivia**
* It actually makes me think of jobless old*
* guys betting on horses or playing mahjong.*
**[15:39] Kasumi**
F-Fine.
**[15:41] Kasumi**
Let's go with that.
**[15:42] Olivia**
*Are you sure?!*
***SIGN*** Pastimers Club
**[15:44] Narrator**
* And so the Pastimers Club,*
* also known as the Pass Club,*
**[15:48] Narrator**
* was quietly established*
* in the spare classroom.*
**[15:51] A**
They actually study pleasure seekers?
**[15:54] B**
Jeez, that's so gloomy.
**[15:56] ---**
Asobi Asobase!
***SIGN*** Asobi Asobase
***SIGN*** The Kind Pervert
**[16:03] Hanako**
Olivia.
**[16:05] Hanako**
Let's go to the club room.
**[16:07] Olivia**
I'm going to take these hand-outs to
the staff room, so I'll be there later.
**[16:10] Hanako**
Okay.
**[16:11] Hanako**
Olivia's gotten good at Japanese, huh?
**[16:13] Kasumi**
It's probably because
she's hanging out with us.
**[16:16] Olivia**
*Crap, I need to get better more gradually.*
**[16:20] Narrator**
*And then what happened?*
**[16:22] Olivia**
What's today's pastime?
**[16:29] Olivia**
*What are they up to?*
**[16:32] Olivia**
What's this?
**[16:33] Hanako**
Huh?
**[16:34] Hanako**
I mean, it's hot, so...
**[16:35] Kasumi**
So Hanako-san wanted to set
up a pool in the club room.
**[16:38] Hanako**
Yeah.
**[16:39] Olivia**
That sounds dangerous, in more ways than one.
**[16:42] Hanako**
Don't worry, we'll be careful.
**[16:43] Hanako**
Come on, get in your swimsuit, Olivia.
**[16:45] Olivia**
Stop, perv!
**[16:46] Olivia**
Wait, I'll get changed.
**[16:51] Hanako**
Oh yeah, I heard there's a foreign
brand of trunks that float in water.
**[16:56] Hanako**
Do you think it's true?
**[16:58] Olivia**
Do trunks float?
**[16:59] Olivia**
Wouldn't water get in?
**[17:01] Hanako**
You know how people used
to go on vacations by sea?
**[17:04] Hanako**
So apparently there were some brands
of trunks that worked as swim tubes.
**[17:09] Hanako**
I heard someone survived the
Titanic crash because of it, too.
**[17:13] Kasumi**
You're so knowledgeable, Hanako-san.
**[17:16] Hanako**
I figured we should give it a try here.
**[17:19] Olivia**
But I don't have trunks.
**[17:22] Kasumi**
Especially not a foreign brand.
**[17:24] Hanako**
I'll have my butler get us some, then.
**[17:26] Hanako**
Hello? Maeda?
**[17:26] Kasumi**
*Wait, is Hanako rich?*
**[17:27] Hanako**
It's me, Hanako. Get me some trunks.
**[17:29] Hanako**
The foreign brand that has with
the Japanese emblem-looking thing.
**[17:31] ---**
All right, final match!
**[17:33] Kasumi**
Wait, Hanako-san, maybe we
should do this normally.
**[17:36] Hanako**
It's fine.
**[17:37] Hanako**
Get on, Kasumi-san.
**[17:43] Hanako**
*I don't know, it's too shallow.*
**[18:02] Kasumi**
Um...
**[18:03] Kasumi**
Could you please stop staring at my chest?
**[18:06] Hanako**
Sorry.
**[18:07] Hanako**
They're just so huge.
**[18:09] Kasumi**
* I've never seen anyone say that*
* with such a straight face.*
**[18:12] Olivia**
You're so busty, Kasumi.
**[18:15] Hanako**
Yes.
**[18:16] Hanako**
She's got huge boobs.
**[18:17] Hanako**
But so what?
**[18:19] Hanako**
Is a lady with big boobs
going to bring world peace?
**[18:22] Kasumi**
Sorry, Hanako, I feel bad.
**[18:23] Olivia**
How do you get them so big?
**[18:28] Kasumi**
Genetics.
**[18:29] Hanako**
I'mma go be born from a
big boobed lady's womb!
**[18:31] Hanako**
I'll see you in a future life!
**[18:31] Olivia**
Hanako, no!
**[18:33] Hanako**
Please, let me die!
**[18:34] Hanako**
My mommy in this life is a washboard!
**[18:37] Kasumi**
H-Hey, there's another way to get
them bigger, besides genetics.
**[18:42] Kasumi**
You get fat.
**[18:44] Hanako**
That's pretty easy.
**[18:45] Kasumi**
It is.
**[18:46] Kasumi**
It's not too bad, if you have
strong knees and organs.
**[18:49] Olivia**
Wait, what degree of
obesity are you talking?!
**[18:52] Olivia**
My mom's got an hourglass figure.
**[18:55] Olivia**
I have lots to look forward to.
**[18:58] Hanako**
Your type gets old early.
**[19:01] Olivia**
*Wh-What an asshole.*
**[19:03] Hanako**
I found a good pizza place the other day.
**[19:07] Hanako**
Let's go there sometime. My treat.
**[19:09] Olivia**
Nah, I don't want to impose.
**[19:11] Olivia**
You might be trying to get me
fat, but I won't fall for it.
**[19:17] Hanako**
What are you talking about?
**[19:18] Hanako**
I'm not trying to get you
to look like Jabba *** Hutt.
**[19:23] Olivia**
* Then what's with the extremely specific*
* visual I'm seeing behind you?*
**[19:26] Olivia**
Take this, Hanako!
**[19:36] Sensei**
*Sounds like they're having fun.*
**[19:40] Sensei**
*I-I have a bad feeling about this.*
**[19:44] Sensei**
Um... Girls?
**[19:47] Sensei**
There's something seeping through.
**[19:48] Sensei**
What are you...
**[19:49] Hanako**
Shoot!
**[19:50] Kasumi**
I don't want him to see
us in school swimsuits.
**[19:52] Sensei**
May I open the door?
**[19:53] Hanako**
W-W-Wait, Sensei, don't open it!
**[19:55] Sensei**
But...
**[19:56] Hanako**
L-Listen, Sensei...
**[19:58] Hanako**
I got this.
**[20:00] Hanako**
Olivia-chan couldn't hold it in.
**[20:05] Sensei**
*She couldn't hold it in?*
**[20:07] Sensei**
*But it's clear...*
**[20:12] Sensei**
*Right.*
**[20:13] Sensei**
*When in doubt, find out.*
**[20:16] Sensei**
*Only one truth prevails.*
**[20:24] Sensei**
I tried licking it, but
it just tastes like water.
**[20:27] Hanako**
What is this guy doing?!
**[20:29] Sensei**
I'm really saddened that you lied to me.
**[20:35] Hanako**
S-Sorry.
**[20:39] Hanako**
That's not Olivia's pee.
**[20:42] Hanako**
It's just water.
**[20:44] Sensei**
I see.
**[20:46] Olivia**
I-Is it just me, or was
he disappointed just now?
**[20:50] Sensei**
I'm really happy that you told me the truth.
**[20:54] Sensei**
Thank you, girls.
**[20:57] Sensei**
Continue being honest.
**[20:59] Hanako**
Okay, Sensei.
**[21:02] Sensei**
Be sure to clean up the water later.
**[21:04] Hanako**
Okay.
**[21:07] Olivia**
He's a good person.
**[21:10] Hanako**
Are you serious?!
**[21:11] Hanako**
I was just playing along so he'd
go home without a confrontation!
**[21:14] Hanako**
What he did was super gross!
***SIGN*** Asobi Asobase
**[22:48] ---**
Asobi Asobase!
***SIGN*** Japanese Pastimes, Please
**[22:59] Olivia**
What shall we do?
**[23:00] Hanako**
What to do?
**[23:02] Narrator**
*Daruma Otoshi.*
***SIGN*** Daruma Otoshi
**[23:04] Narrator**
* A game — or rather, a hunt —*
* played primarily by popular girls.*
***SIGN*** Strait-laced boys
**[23:11] Narrator**
* The winner is the girl who,*
* at a mixer or drinking party,*
**[23:17] Narrator**
* manages to seduce and drive mad a*
* strait-laced boy with no interest in women,*
***SIGN*** Blonde Hair and Blue Eyes
**[23:20] Narrator**
*with her sheer womanly wiles.*
**[23:23] Narrator**
* There are no particular rules*
* or dos or do-nots to this game.*
***SIGN*** Wealth
**[23:30] [SONG] ---**
Misandrist
**[23:30] Kasumi**
Um... what do I do?
**[23:31] Kasumi**
Um...
**[23:32] Kasumi**
Dudes are so gross, damn it!
***SIGN*** Asobi Asobase
**[23:38] ---**
Asobi Asobase!