11 - Goodbye, Student Council President | Oka-ken Witch Project | Face of Mass Destruction

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SIGN    Goodbye, Student Council President
[01:34] President
    Nope.
[01:35] Hanako
    Why not, Student Council President?!
[01:37] Hanako
    It's an epic!
[01:39] Kasumi
    I even made a poster.
[01:40] President
    No matter how epic it may be,
[01:42] President
    I can't allow it to be screened
    at the cultural festival.
[01:44] President
    There are way too many things
    that make it a no-go.
[01:47] President
    Especially troubling was the torture scene,
[01:49] President
    where you tried to shove an
    onion-head doll up her ass.
[01:53] Hanako
    That was faked!
[01:54] Hanako
    I told you to cut that scene, Kasumi-san!
[01:57] Olivia
    She's so freaked out.
[01:59] President
    In any case, I can't allow it.
[02:00] President
    Please bring us another proposal
    for the cultural festival.
[02:06] Hanako
    We'll be back with a director's cut version.
[02:09] President
    The director's cut must be even worse.
[02:14] President
    Student Council President
    work is pretty drab.
[02:17] President
    Is my precious term going to end responding
    to all these stupid problems?
[02:22] Kasumi
    How long will you be here tomorrow?
[02:24] President
    Let's see...
[02:25] President
    There are still some clubs that
    haven't submitted their proposals,
[02:28] President
    so I need to bug them.
[02:29] President
    The vice president should be here,
    so she should respond in my place.
[02:34] Kasumi
    There's a vice president?
[02:36] President
    There is, believe it or not.
[02:38] N
    And then what happened?
[02:40] President
    I wonder when the vice
    president's getting here.
[02:42] VP
    Hey, President! Sowwie!
[02:45] VP
    I'm back from the meeting with Opposite-san.
[02:48] President
    Thank you, Vice President.
[02:50] President
    Can you take it from here?
[02:52] VP
    Roger that.
SIGN    Girls' School
SIGN    Convenience store
SIGN    Hospital
[02:53] President
    The cultural festival is held
    every year with the boys' school
[02:57] President
    on the opposite side of the street.
SIGN    Boys' school
[03:00] President
    Everyone calls the boys' school
    by their nickname, Opposite-san.
[03:04] President
    And this vice president goes to the
    boys' school just about every day,
[03:09] President
    saying it's for "meetings."
[03:13] President
    By herself, no less.
[03:14] President
    Um, should I come to Opposite-san
    with you for once?
[03:18] President
    It must be tough holding meetings
    with them by yourself.
[03:21] VP
    It's okay.
[03:22] VP
    I mean, you have a lot to do.
[03:24] VP
    I don't want to waste your
    time doing grunt work.
[03:28] President
    I see.
[03:29] President
    To be honest, I'm the one
    doing grunt work every day.
[03:32] President
    Thank you for your consideration.
[03:37] President
    The negative emotions in my heart
    spread like soy sauce stains.
[03:44] VP
    Hey, what's up?
[03:46] VP
    What? You miss me?
[03:48] VP
    Okay, sure.
[03:49] VP
    I'll be right back.
[03:51] VP
    Sorry, President, they need me for stuff
    again, so I'm going back to Opposite-san.
[03:55] President
    But I have to go visit the other clubs.
[03:59] President
    I need you to watch the office.
[04:01] VP
    You should just put up a sign
    saying "Not in the office."
[04:04] President
    Actually, I'll go to Opposite-san while
    I'm out visiting the other clubs,
[04:07] President
    so I'd like you to stay here.
[04:10] VP
    No way.
[04:11] VP
    I'm the only one who knows how to do it.
[04:12] President
    Just tell me, and I'll deal with it.
[04:14] VP
    Nope, nope, nope! You wouldn't
    get it, even if I told you.
[04:18] VP
    It's really complicated.
[04:19] President
    Okay, now what?
[04:22] President
    I want to solve everything peacefully.
[04:25] President
    I absolutely don't want to get in
    a fight with the vice president.
[04:28] President
    But just once...
[04:30] President
    Just once in my life...
[04:32] President
    I want to go visit Opposite-san.
[04:38] President
    Rock, paper, scissors.
[04:42] President
    Oh, no, I ran out in such a hurry.
[04:47] President
    This is awful. She isn't on to me, is she?
[04:48] President
    She hasn't realized that I wanted
    to go to the boys' school, has she?
[04:52] President
    I never knew I had such a slutty streak.
[04:55] President
    Please don't let anyone notice
    this tiny bud within me.
[05:04] President
    Boys' school! Woo!
[05:06] Girl A
    The president's happy to go to Opposite-san?
[05:09] Girl B
    That's a bit creepy.
SIGN    Supernatural Phenomena Science Club AKA Occult Club
[05:11] President
    Oh, yeah, the Occult Club hasn't
    submitted their proposal yet.
[05:17] President
    I should go in and ask them first.
[05:25] President
    Th-They have terrifying glares, as always.
[05:28] Oka
    Is something wrong, President?
[05:31] President
    Uh, you haven't submitted a
    proposal for your contribution
[05:34] President
    to the cultural festival, have you?
[05:37] Oka
    We plan on opening a snack shop.
[05:41] President
    Huh, a snack shop?
[05:43] President
    I see, I see.
[05:44] President
    Is that...
[05:46] President
    I can't bring myself to ask if
    it's safe for human consumption.
[05:50] President
    That sounds delicious.
[05:52] Oka
    Please have one, President.
[05:55] President
    Th-Thank you.
[05:58] Oka
    Please let me know what you think.
[06:00] Agrippa
    Have it now, please.
[06:07] President
    Th-Thank you.
[06:10] Oka
    That gesture...
[06:11] Agrippa
    It was like a "have mercy" pose.
[06:13] President
    Okay, please bring me your proposal later.
SIGN    Supernatural
    Phenomena
    Science Club
     AKA Occult Club
[06:16] President
    Please let me be safe.
[06:19] Olivia
    Why did you have squid ink
    spaghetti for lunch, Hanako?
[06:22] Olivia
    It reeked pretty bad.
[06:23] Hanako
    Mom's hooked on squid ink right now.
[06:25] Olivia
    Your lips are black as hell.
[06:27] Kasumi
    Hey, President.
[06:28] Hanako
    That's perfect.
[06:29] Hanako
    President!
[06:31] Olivia
    Could you look at the movie again?
[06:33] Kasumi
    Onion-head's not in it anymore.
[06:35] President
    Wait, hang on a second.
[06:37] President
    I'm going to Opposite...
[06:38] Olivia
    Oh, yeah, I saw you come
    out of the Occult Club.
[06:41] Hanako
    Hey, they're running a snack shop
    for the cultural festival, right?
[06:43] President
    Huh? How did you know?
[06:50] President
    Have you happened to try
    the Occult Club's candy?
[06:55] Hanako
    Yes.
[06:56] Hanako
    They gave me one yesterday.
[07:01] President
    One-day incubation period...
[07:05] President
    Please go see a doctor as soon
    as you can, too, Honda-san.
[07:11] Hanako
    What was that?
[07:13] Kasumi
    It was like a "have mercy" thing.
[07:16] VP
    It's a message from the president.
[07:19] VP
    She's going to the hospital, huh?
[07:21] VP
    I guess I'm going to Opposite-san, then!
SIGN    Tee hee
[07:26] N
    The president had no idea that
    the vice president was going out
[07:30] N
    with all six members of the
    Opposite-san student council.
[07:33] N
    This leads to the worst bloodshed
    in the school's history,
[07:38] N
    but that's a story for another time.
SIGN    Asobi Asobase
[07:44] [SONG] ---
    Oka-ken Witch Project
[07:48] Agrippa
    Luu.
[07:50] Agrippa
    Isn't it great that the
    president tried our candy?
[07:53] Olivia
    Yeah.
[07:53] Agrippa
    I'm sure we'll get approval
    for the snack shop.
[07:56] Olivia
    Oh, and I want to make other
    snacks, aside from candy.
[08:00] Agrippa
    Good idea.
[08:02] Agrippa
    Let's make a huge menu.
[08:03] Agrippa
    All right, let's go for it.
[08:05] Olivia
    Yeah.
[08:06] Agrippa
    Let's witch cooking!
[08:09] Olivia
    How about cookies?
[08:11] Agrippa
    That sounds easy.
[08:12] Olivia
    Yeah, you just have to knead
    it, mold it and bake it.
[08:15] Agrippa
    It would be kind of lame
    doing normal cookies though.
[08:18] Olivia
    Okay, let's draw designs for
    witchy cookies and share them.
[08:22] Agrippa
    Okay.
[08:23] N
    And then what happened?
[08:25] Agrippa
    Okay, let's share them.
[08:27] Olivia
    I propose witch hat and broom cookies.
[08:31] Agrippa
    That's so cute.
[08:33] Olivia
    How about yours, Agrippa?
[08:35] Agrippa
    A mouse jammed into concrete cookie.
[08:40] Olivia
    You sure are crazy.
[08:44] Agrippa
    Thank you!
[08:45] Agrippa
    Want to make all of these, then?
[08:48] Olivia
    Yeah, let's do that.
[08:49] Olivia
    Done!
[08:51] Agrippa
    They turned out well.
[08:53] Olivia
    Yeah.
[08:53] Olivia
    How about yours, Agrippa?
[08:54] Agrippa
    They're almost done.
[08:57] Agrippa
    My grandma gave me this
    vial of magic essence.
[09:03] Agrippa
    Can I pour a drop in the end?
[09:05] Olivia
    What does it do?
[09:07] Agrippa
    I don't know.
[09:08] Agrippa
    But my grandma taught me a long time ago...
[09:11] (Flashback) Grandma
    Aguri, this is a magic essence to
    use when the time is truly right.
[09:17] (Flashback) Agrippa
    Is it magic?
[09:19] (Flashback) Grandma
    It sure is.
[09:20] (Flashback) Grandma
    Just a drop of this when you need
    it, and it'll make everyone happy.
[09:25] Olivia
    Okay, let's do it.
[09:28] Agrippa
    Let's make everyone who tries it happy!
SIGN    Faculty Room
[09:33] Sensei
    Me? Taste test it?
[09:35] Olivia
    Yes, Sensei.
[09:37] Agrippa
    We want to hear what you think of it.
[09:39] Sensei
    Are you sure you want me to try it?
[09:42] Sensei
    I can't wait.
[09:43] Sensei B
    What's that, Sensei?
[09:45] Sensei A
    The Occult Club girls made these snacks.
[09:48] Sensei B
    That's great.
[09:49] Sensei B
    What does it look like?
[09:53] Sensei A
    What is this?!
[09:54] Olivia
    Cookies.
[09:55] Agrippa
    I think they'll be delicious.
[09:56] Agrippa
    Try it.
[10:04] Sensei A
    Hey, it just tastes like a normal cookie.
[10:07] Sensei A
    It has an utterly normal texture
    and an absolutely normal flavor.
[10:11] Sensei A
    Normal.
[10:13] Sensei B
    Sensei's expectations were so low that
[10:15] Sensei B
    he's acting like he had the
    ultimate dish even though
[10:17] Sensei B
    all he's saying is that it's normal.
[10:18] Olivia
    We're thinking of selling
    these at the cultural fair.
[10:21] Agrippa
    What do you think?
[10:22] Sensei A
    I think it'd be good.
[10:24] Sensei A
    Kids would probably love these designs.
[10:27] Sensei A
    More than anything, it tasted
    normal. It was great.
[10:32] Olivia
    Good for us, Agrippa.
[10:34] Agrippa
    Yeah.
[10:35] Agrippa
    Maybe Grandma's magic essence worked.
[10:39] Agrippa
    Thank you, Grandma.
[10:41] Grandma
    I'll be waiting at Walpurgis Night.
[10:54] Sensei A
    Cookies...
[10:56] Sensei A
    I want those cookies...
[11:00] Sensei A
    Cookies...
SIGN    Asobi Asobase
SIGN    Face of Mass Destruction
SIGN    Pastimers Club
[11:16] Hanako
    How are we going to get approval
    for our cultural fair movie?
[11:20] Olivia
    Oh yeah, we never got to
    meet the vice president.
[11:23] Hanako
    What was she even like, anyway?
[11:24] Kasumi
    I think she made a speech
    when she took office.
[11:27] Hanako
    I was asleep standing. I don't remember.
[11:29] Kasumi
    She seemed really proper.
[11:31] Hanako
    Like the president?
[11:32] Kasumi
    Yeah, yeah.
[11:33] Kasumi
    She had the same kind of
    vibe as the president.
[11:35] VP
    President!
[11:37] VP
    I'm headed to Opposite-san again.
[11:43] Sensei C
    I'd like to speak to you about the posters.
[11:46] President
    Wh-What about them?
SIGN    53rd Cultural Festival
[11:48] Sensei C
    Is it true that this is the final version?
[11:51] President
    Th-The art club says this
    is all they could draw.
[11:54] President
    So, they've taken on surrealist influences...
[11:57] President
    It's a deconstruction of
    the concept of humanity
[11:59] President
    and a prayer for lasting peace on Earth.
[12:01] Sensei C
    Have them redo it.
[12:03] President
    Why?!
[12:04] Sensei C
    Why?
[12:05] Sensei C
    Make it something a little
    less controversial.
[12:09] President
    I have to negotiate with them again?
SIGN    Art Club - Them
[12:14] President
    This is making me depressed.
[12:15] Sensei C
    Say, where's the vice president?
[12:17] President
    She was just here.
[12:20] President
    Um...
[12:22] VP
    What is it?
[12:23] VP
    I've been here the whole time.
[12:25] Sensei C
    Uh, why are you drenched
    every time I see you?
[12:29] VP
    I like dumping water on myself.
[12:30] Sensei C
    Are you making good progress on your
    meetings with the boys' school?
[12:34] Sensei C
    There hasn't been a single report.
[12:35] VP
    All is going well.
[12:37] Sensei C
    I'll be leaving, then.
[12:38] Sensei C
    Please take care of the poster.
[12:40] President
    Okay.
[12:43] President
    You know, you're always impeccable
    when you go to Opposite-san,
[12:44] VP
    I have to put my makeup back on quick!
[12:48] President
    but you really don't need to go that far.
[12:50] President
    Makeup is mostly banned
    at our school, after all.
[12:54] VP
    Are you serious, President?
[12:55] VP
    Are you telling me to show
    myself to boys without makeup?
[12:58] VP
    That's the same thing as telling boys
    to walk around with their wangs out.
[13:03] President
    That analogy would mean that your face
    without makeup is equal to a pnis.
[13:08] President
    No, I don't think it's really that obscene.
[13:12] VP
    That's not the point.
[13:13] VP
    The point is that it's bad etiquette.
[13:16] VP
    I've only ever shown them
    my face with clothes on.
[13:19] VP
    I can't show them my naked face now.
[13:22] VP
    Understand?
[13:23] President
    Uh-huh.
[13:24] President
    Well, whatever.
[13:26] President
    Anyway, I'm going to take this poster
    to the art club to negotiate.
[13:30] President
    I'll leave the rest to you.
[13:31] VP
    Okay.
[13:36] VP
    What's up, President?
[13:37] VP
    Forget something?
[13:38] Hanako
    Pardon me, we're here to
    make our request once more.
[13:41] VP
    Sure, sure.
[13:43] VP
    Shit, a dude!
[13:44] VP
    What is it?
[13:45] Hanako
    Where's the president?
[13:47] VP
    I guess I'll just do half my face for now.
[13:49] VP
    The president's not in right now.
[13:51] VP
    As the vice president, I'll
    take your inquiries for now.
[13:53] Hanako
    Vice president?
[13:54] Hanako
    Huh? She isn't quite like how*
    Kasumi-san described her.
[13:57] Hanako
    U-Um...
[13:58] Hanako
    We'd like to show a movie
    for the cultural festival.
[14:00] Hanako
    We're here for permission.
[14:01] VP
    Oh, the Pastimers Club?
[14:03] VP
    I'm sorry, the president watched the edited
    video, but she said it's still a no.
[14:07] Hanako
    In that case, Maeda will grovel
    in my place, so please.
[14:13] Maeda
    Uh, Hanako-sama, that's...
[14:15] Hanako
    I'm begging you!
[14:16] Hanako
    I've begged a ton of times already!
[14:19] Hanako
    What difference does it make for
    you to tip your cheap head?
[14:22] Hanako
    Come on, grovel on all fours!
[14:23] Maeda
    U-Understood.
[14:25] Maeda
    If that is your wish, Hanako-sama.
[14:27] VP
    What the... Seriously?
[14:28] Maeda
    Miss Vice President, I beg of you!
[14:40] Maeda
    Hey, Hanako-sama...
[14:42] Maeda
    I apologize, for my buttocks have torn.
[14:46] Hanako
    O-Okay.
[14:47] Hanako
    That's pretty bad if your
    butt gets torn, right?
[14:49] VP
    Um, er...
[14:50] Hanako
    Okay, why don't you grovel again,
[14:54] Hanako
    this time to apologize to the
    door you made a hole in?
[14:55] Maeda
    Yes, ma'am.
[14:56] VP
    Wait, not that angle.
[14:59] VP
    Seriously, go away.
[15:00] VP
    What the hell? It's so breezy.
[15:04] VP
    Whatever, I need to stop
    thinking and finish my makeup.
[15:09] Olivia
    Um...
[15:10] Olivia
    I'm with the Pastimers Club.
[15:12] VP
    The Pastimers Club again?!
[15:13] Olivia
    M-My brother will explain.
[15:16] VP
    This girl's brother?!
[15:18] VP
    Come in.
[15:21] Olivia
    Huh? Her face changed on a dime.
[15:23] Olivia
    My mood right now is
    overwhelmingly this side.
[15:26] Olivia
    O-Onii-chan, prove her wrong!
[15:30] Oniichan
    Leave this to me.
[15:32] Oniichan
    I come with a wish to see this here
    Olivia's film granted approval.
[15:37] Oniichan
    This movie...
[15:38] Oniichan
    may, at first glance, appear to present
    itself as a lofty creed of faith,
[15:41] Oniichan
    but this is not the case.
[15:42] Oniichan
    It is but a collection of clichés from
    Hollywood's popular entertainment —
[15:46] Oniichan
    an amalgamation of myriad pastiches —
[15:49] Oniichan
    a passage, in Benjamin's terms.
[15:51] Oniichan
    The depictions of brutality
    and chaos are, in this sense,
[15:54] Oniichan
    most appropriately described as
    a "flirtation with tokenism,"
[15:59] Oniichan
    devoid of any of its original deviance.
[16:00] Oniichan
    Indeed, film was, fundamentally,
    a parody of reality —
[16:01] Oniichan
    a mimesis of mimesis, which,
    as its primary function,
[16:04] Oniichan
    sought to actively rid itself of meaning.
[16:05] Oniichan
    Therefore, by this argument,
    film is best understood as a
[16:07] Oniichan
    descendant of the bread-and-circus
    entertainment of ancient Rome,
[16:09] Oniichan
    wherein an evaluation based
    on its educational merit
[16:10] Olivia
    Wow!
[16:11] VP
    Sorry, the VP is stupid.
    I totally don't get it.
[16:11] Oniichan
    is antithetical to its fundamental being,
[16:13] Oniichan
    rendering it a caricature
    of itself, but alas,
[16:14] Oniichan
    the school council president's
    deliberation...
[16:16] Girl A
    I'm pretty sure I cut my bangs too short.
[16:19] Girl B
    I think you look fine.
[16:21] Guy A
    Hey.
[16:22] Girl B
    Whoa, that was the Opposite-san
    school council president.
[16:26] Girl A
    He's so hot!
[16:28] Guy A
    My beautiful vice president,
    forgive me, I'm here unannounced.
[16:33] VP
    Jeez, they flustered me, and now
    I messed up the right half.
[16:38] VP
    It's all the Pastimers Club's fault.
[16:41] VP
    Guess I'll fix it up in the washroom.
[16:43] Guy A
    Hey, I snuck in to see you.
[16:58] VP
    I'm sorry, a pretty girl's got a lot of faces.
[17:03] VP
    Now, then, what should I do?
[17:07] Hanako
    It doesn't work when it's
    just one of us at a time.
[17:10] Hanako
    Let's all go together.
[17:11] Olivia
    Onii-chan did his best, but...
[17:13] VP
    Give me a break!
[17:15] Hanako
    Huh?
[17:16] Hanako
    Vice President?
[17:17] Hanako
    Where'd she go?
[17:19] Hanako
    She was here a minute ago.
[17:24] Olivia
    What should we do?
[17:25] Hanako
    Want to come back later?
[17:27] Kasumi
    This desk takes me back.
[17:31] Kasumi
    We hid under that desk when
    we came here last time.
[17:35] Kasumi
    Are the three of us from back
    then still under the table?
[17:38] Kasumi
    Just kidding.
[17:42] Hanako
    Let's come back later, then.
[17:45] Hanako
    What's up, Kasumi-san?
[17:48] Kasumi
    There's a corpse under the desk.
[17:50] Hanako
    It's true!
[17:52] Olivia
    Oh my God, that's scary!
[17:53] VP
    They found him already.
[17:56] Hanako
    We brought him out here, but...
[17:58] Maeda
    I did indeed.
[17:59] Hanako
    What do we do now?
[18:00] Kasumi
    Th-The cops!
[18:02] Olivia
    The cops?
[18:03] Olivia
    We touched him all over.
[18:04] Olivia
    Are we safe?
[18:06] Hanako
    Is it a crime to mess up a crime scene?
[18:09] Kasumi
    But it was so sudden...
[18:11] Kasumi
    Wait, did you two notice when you came here?
[18:13] Olivia
    Not at all.
[18:14] Olivia
    I only saw the vice president.
[18:15] Hanako
    Where did it come from?
[18:18] Olivia
    I think I know.
[18:22] Olivia
    Wasn't there a shounen manga where they
    buried a corpse in the school walls?
[18:28] Kindaichi
    In the name of my grandpa!
[18:30] Olivia
    Isn't that it?
[18:31] Hanako
    I remember that!
[18:32] Hanako
    It was super scary!
[18:33] Olivia
    It was, right?
[18:34] Olivia
    It was super scary!
[18:35] Kasumi
    The earlier chapters were so scary.
[18:38] VP
    That's such a BS theory.
[18:40] Kasumi
    So let's just say this
    came out of the walls.
[18:43] Hanako
    Yeah, that's probably definitely
    not it, but whatever.
[18:47] VP
    That's it?
[18:48] VP
    Have these girls shut their brains off?!
[18:50] Kasumi
    So then...
[18:52] Kasumi
    The vice president was right
    here... Where is she?
[18:55] Kasumi
    Staaaare...
[18:56] VP
    Do I have to solve it again?
[19:00] Olivia
    She's around here somewhere, maybe?
[19:01] Kasumi
    I see.
[19:02] Hanako
    Okay, let's find the vice president, then.
[19:04] Olivia
    Okay.
[19:05] Kasumi
    Yes.
[19:05] VP
    Please, God, protect me
    from these dumbasses!
[19:08] VP
    Oh, that's...
[19:10] VP
    the president's face mask!
[19:13] VP
    Thank you, President!
SIGN    Gyark!
[19:20] Hanako
    What's wrong, Kasumi-san?
[19:21] Olivia
    Did you find the vice president?
[19:23] Kasumi
    Mask!
[19:23] Kasumi
    Mask!
[19:24] Kasumi
    M-Mask!
[19:26] VP
    You got me!
[19:27] VP
    Am I, like, MK5 right now?
SIGN    MK5
    (5 seconds before I seriously end up in the slammer)
[19:32] Hanako
    What language is that?
[19:33] Olivia
    Why are your eyes different sizes?
[19:36] VP
    She asked that so honestly,
    it actually stung the most.
[19:39] Hanako
    Guys, that must be the murderer.
[19:41] Hanako
    Let's catch her ourselves.
[19:43] Hanako
    The vice president probably
    isn't alive anymore.
[19:46] Hanako
    I'll go from the front.
[19:47] Hanako
    Olivia, you take right.
[19:48] Hanako
    Kasumi-san, left.
[19:49] Olivia
    Okay.
[19:50] Kasumi
    Got it.
[19:51] Hanako
    All right.
[19:53] Hanako
    Charge!
[19:55] Hanako
    Why are we all going from the front?!
[19:57] Kasumi
    I got nervous and made a mistake!
[19:58] Olivia
    I wasn't paying attention to you, Hanako.
[20:00] Hanako
    You weren't paying attention?!
[20:01] Olivia
    Get her!
[20:04] Kasumi
    I'm sorry.
[20:10] Hanako
    Stop panting over there, damn it!
[20:14] Oniichan
    Raw middle-schoolers embracing...
[20:16] Oniichan
    What a sight.
[20:17] Oniichan
    Thank my lucky stars.
[20:20] VP
    President, help me!
[20:23] President
    Yes? What is it?
[20:25] President
    I could hear you from the hallway.
[20:31] President
    Hell on Earth.
[20:33] President
    What are you doing?
[20:35] President
    Is this a new harassment tactic, Pastimers?
[20:37] Hanako
    No, we're the victims here.
[20:39] Olivia
    It took all our courage
    to catch this murderer.
SIGN    She can kind of guess what happened
[20:46] President
    Pastimers Club, please let go of her.
[20:51] President
    And I'll allow the movie.
[20:54] President
    Please keep what happened a secret.
[20:59] Hanako
    Okay!
[21:00] President
    Also, never come back.
[21:01] Hanako
    Roger that!
[21:02] Hanako
    Yay!
[21:03] Kasumi
    Yay for us!
[21:04] Hanako
    You just have to keep trying!
[21:09] President
    What just touched me?
[21:13] President
    Do I have to deal with this?
[21:17] VP
    U-Um...
[21:19] VP
    President...
[21:20] President
    Stay calm.
[21:21] President
    Where should we bury it?
[21:23] President
    Is there a lake nearby?
[21:25] VP
    No, he's alive.
[21:27] VP
    Stuff happened.
[21:29] President
    Oh, I see.
[21:31] President
    Well, in that case...
[21:38] VP
    Are you up?
[21:39] Guy A
    Huh? I...
[21:40] VP
    Jeez, you just randomly collapsed.
[21:42] VP
    I got so worried.
[21:44] Guy A
    Randomly?
[21:44] Guy A
    I feel like I just got kneed in the gut.
[21:47] VP
    You hit your gut against the
    table when you collapsed.
[21:50] Guy A
    And that monster?
[21:52] VP
    What are you talking about?
[21:53] VP
    There's no such thing.
[21:55] Guy A
    No, it had the same hairstyle you did,
    but it had the face of a monster.
[21:58] Guy A
    Such an abomination can't be
    allowed to exist in our world.
[22:03] VP
    I told you to make something up!
[22:05] N
    It took a while before he escaped the loop.
SIGN    Asobi Asobase