6 - Asterisk | Studying for Exams | A New Look | Spirited Combat, Again
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SIGN Asterisk
[01:35] Oka
Would you like to read
Key of Solomon together?
[01:39] Hanako
Um...
[01:41] Hanako
You say that like you'd say "Want to
read a fashion magazine together?"
[01:44] Hanako
But that's not a fashion magazine, is it?
[01:46] Oka
You're right.
[01:48] Oka
But it's one of the more
well-known magic books.
[01:52] Hanako
Yeah, but magic books as a
whole aren't really mainstream.
[01:57] Kasumi
How has your hunt for
club members been going?
[02:00] Oka
No one, yet.
[02:01] Hanako
Why did you end up on your
own all of a sudden, anyway?
[02:04] Oka
Um...
[02:05] Oka
Two graduated, one transferred,
and the last one got teleported.
[02:11] Kasumi
She says it like she just faxed them.
[02:13] Hanako
So two graduated and two transferred, right?
[02:17] Oka
No, one got teleported.
[02:19] Hanako
It's okay, that's what I heard.
[02:22] Kasumi
But teleported where?
[02:24] Oka
Well...
[02:25] Oka
She's been saying she wanted to go, so possibly to the River Styx,
[02:30] Oka
which would take her to Hades.
[02:33] Kasumi
She says it like she went to visit Skytree.
[02:36] Hanako
So what's the name of this
person that got teleported?
[02:39] Oka
Agrippa.
[02:40] Hanako
No, not her nickname, her real name.
[02:42] Oka
Mato Aguri.
[02:44] Hanako
All right.
[02:45] Hanako
Let's head to the faculty room.
[02:47] Kasumi
Yeah.
[02:48] Oka
Wh-Why?
[02:49] Hanako
Let's ask the teachers what happened to her.
SIGN Faculty Room
[02:53] Sensei
Mato-san?
[02:54] Hanako
Was there anyone with that name in our year?
[02:58] Sensei
Um, hang on.
[03:00] Sensei
Oh, there was, in Class 1.
[03:02] Hanako
What happened to her?
[03:05] Sensei
U-Um...
[03:07] Sensei
It looks like she's ill.
[03:13] Oka
What do you mean by that?
[03:14] Oka
Ill?
[03:15] Oka
I never heard about this!
[03:18] Sensei
Y-Yeah?
[03:22] Oka
Where is she?
[03:24] Oka
Which hospital is she at?
[03:27] Sensei
If she hasn't told you herself,
I'm not sure I should.
[03:33] Sensei
But hey, don't worry too much.
[03:37] Sensei
She'll be all better and
back at school soon enough.
[03:40] Sensei
You can see her then.
[03:47] Hanako
Th-Thank you, Sensei.
SIGN Pastimers Club
[03:54] Olivia
Oka-san, are you okay?
[04:00] Kasumi
Did Mato-san seem ill at all?
[04:04] Oka
I can't believe I didn't notice, but
just before she got teleported...
[04:11] (Flashback) Noto
Hey, have you read Heptaméron?
[04:14] (Flashback) Oka
I have.
[04:15] (Flashback) Noto
I heard it was written by Pietro d'Abano,
but apparently that's BS.
[04:20] (Flashback) Oka
Yeah, Pietro d'Abano is
from the 13th century,
[04:23] (Flashback) Oka
and Heptaméron is supposed to have
been written in the late 16th century.
[04:27] (Flashback) Noto
I know.
[04:29] (Flashback) Noto
But...
[04:33] (Flashback) Noto
Hang on, I'm going to lie down for a bit.
[04:39] (Flashback) Oka
Are you sick?
[04:42] (Flashback) Noto
No, not at all.
[04:44] (Flashback) Noto
I'm just tired from P.E. again.
[04:47] (Flashback) Oka
Okay.
[04:52] (Flashback) Noto
Hey...
[04:53] (Flashback) Noto
I'm secretly making the Fifth
Pentacle of the Sun right now.
[05:01] (Flashback) Noto
So if I suddenly vanish one day,
[05:04] (Flashback) Noto
just think of it as being because
my transportation magic worked.
[05:11] (Flashback) Oka
You're always so ambitious, Agrippa.
[05:18] (Flashback) Oka
But please don't vanish on me.
[05:24] Oka
That happened shortly before she went away.
[05:30] Oka
Why didn't I notice what was happening?
[05:41] Olivia
Oka-san!
[05:41] Olivia
What about magic?
[05:43] Olivia
Is there any magic that'll
help her get better?
[05:46] Oka
That stuff doesn't really work.
[05:49] Olivia
Wait!
[05:50] Olivia
Why are you suddenly being so realistic?
[05:52] Olivia
You always have so much
blind faith in the occult.
[05:54] Olivia
Please don't come to your senses now.
[05:59] Oka
Olivia-san...
[06:02] Oka
Do you think someone even at my
level could make a difference?
[06:07] Olivia
You would!
[06:08] Olivia
It would definitely work!
[06:10] Hanako
All right, I'm going to do this magic, too!
[06:13] Kasumi
I-I'll help, too.
[06:18] Hanako
So what's this magic we're doing?
[06:20] Oka
Let's see...
[06:21] Oka
How about this doll magic from New Orleans?
[06:25] Oka
The voodoo doll.
[06:28] Oka
First, fasten two pieces
of wood into a cross.
[06:31] Oka
Next, wind it up in string, and
add to it the person's likeness.
[06:39] Kasumi
I can't tell how that looks
any different from Oka-san.
[06:42] Oka
Next, we prepare marking pins.
[06:46] Oka
We use different colored marking
pins depending on what we're doing.
[06:50] Oka
We're trying to rid her of the suffering
that is illness, so we use black.
[06:56] Oka
And I want to stab the part where she's ill,
and chant, "Suffering, be gone," but...
[07:06] Oka
But...
[07:09] Oka
Where am I supposed to stab her?
[07:13] Oka
Where was Agrippa ill?
[07:19] Oka
Why didn't she tell me anything?
[07:27] Olivia
Let's stab her all over, then.
[07:29] Olivia
We don't have to know where she's sick
if we stab her all over and chant,
[07:32] Olivia
"Get better all over."
[07:33] Oka
Y-You're right.
[07:36] Oka
Get better, Agrippa.
[07:40] Oka
Get better...
[07:42] Oka
Get better...
[07:47] Kasumi
Th-That looks brutal.
[07:49] Oka
I hope she gets better now.
[07:52] Oka
Oh, I'll go see if there're
more charms that'll work.
[07:56] Olivia
Okay.
[07:57] Oka
Thank you, Pastimers Club.
[08:01] Oka
I shall meet Agrippa again.
[08:08] Sensei
Sorry I'm late.
[08:10] Sensei
Huh, what were you up to?
[08:11] Kasumi
We were praying with a voodoo
doll for Mato-san to get better.
[08:15] Sensei
Huh.
[08:15] Sensei
Did you stab her butt, too, then?
[08:18] Hanako
No, we didn't. Why?
[08:20] Sensei
Oh, really?
[08:21] Sensei
No, I didn't mean anything by that.
[08:23] Sensei
Never mind.
[08:25] Sensei
I thought I shouldn't tell them, since
she's getting surgery for hemorrhoids,
[08:28] Sensei
but I hope I'm making the right decision.
[08:32] Narrator
A week later, they were
reunited with Agrippa.
SIGN Asobi Asobase
SIGN Studying for Exams
[08:41] Sensei
I'm handing out the results
for the first term exams.
[08:44] Sensei
Ando-san.
[08:45] Person
Yes.
[08:46] Sensei
Ito-san.
[08:47] Person
Yes.
[08:47] Hanako
Cower before me, pitiful masses.
[08:51] Hanako
Behold my true potential.
[08:53] Hanako
I've been studying diligently
this whole time,
[08:55] Hanako
and then for the last two
weeks before the exam,
[08:56] Hanako
I went on just three hours of sleep a day.
[08:58] Hanako
The result? An average grade over five
subjects and secondary courses of 98.2.
[09:03] Hanako
Shoot, I'm getting the chills,
picturing myself at the peak.
[09:09] ---
I'm so turned on!
[09:10] Sensei
Honda-san.
[09:11] Hanako
Yes.
SIGN Total grade Average Year Ranking 884 98.2 2nd
SIGN Year Ranking 2nd
[09:17] Person A
You got first again this
year, Misa-chan? Wow.
[09:20] Misa
I'm awesome, right?
[09:21] Person A
You're kidding... Weren't
you messing around a lot?
[09:23] Misa
That's not true.
[09:25] Misa
I was studying with my boyfriend.
[09:30] N
And then what happened?
SIGN Pastimers Club
[09:33] Hanako
Strange.
[09:34] Hanako
Something's not right.
[09:36] Hanako
I've been abstaining from fashion and
relationships to focus on my studies.
[09:41] Hanako
From the looks of it, I spent a
lot more time studying than her.
[09:46] Hanako
So why am I being outdone by a wretched
slut who doesn't take life seriously?
[09:51] N
Please understand, audience,
[09:53] N
that Hanako's thoughts have become
somewhat violent from the shock.
[09:59] N
Hanako had trusted that results
were proportionate to effort.
[10:04] N
She didn't want to believe in the possibility
[10:09] N
that they had a difference
in innate intelligence,
[10:12] N
and that she had lost because
she was not as gifted.
[10:14] N
And sadder still,
[10:18] N
the other two had bombed, and
were taking remedial classes.
[10:23] Hanako
Being by myself is making me stew
in negative thoughts even more.
[10:30] Hanako
Kasumi-san did pretty bad
on the English exam again.
[10:35] Hanako
What kind of special skills
does it take to do so bad?
[10:41] Hanako
You could easily pass by just memorizing
some words and example sentences.
[10:48] Hanako
Although she is trying.
[10:51] Hanako
Her efforts aren't quite
sticking to her brain.
[10:54] Hanako
They're seeping out of her
ears and being converted
[10:56] Hanako
into atmospheric nitrogen, I'm sure.
[10:59] Hanako
As for Olivia...
[11:02] Hanako
Why doesn't she ever study for anything?
SIGN Two weeks before the exams
[11:09] (Flashback) Olivia
What're you up to, Hanako?
[11:10] (Flashback) Hanako
The term exams are coming up.
[11:12] (Flashback) Hanako
I thought I'd make good use of my time.
[11:14] (Flashback) Olivia
From two weeks ahead?
[11:16] (Flashback) Hanako
You'll be freaking out if you slack
off until a week before, Olivia.
[11:22] (Flashback) Olivia
Why not just cram it all the night before?
[11:24] (Flashback) Hanako
Cram it?
[11:26] (Flashback) Hanako
I don't think you can, with all the
subjects that are on the term exams.
[11:28] (Flashback) Olivia
That's not true.
[11:30] (Flashback) Olivia
You just need to wing it so you don't fail.
[11:33] Hanako
But you did fail!
[11:37] Maeda
Hanako-sama, congratulations
on ranking second in the year.
[11:40] Hanako
Don't suddenly pop up like that, damn it!
[11:42] Maeda
But I was here the whole time.
[11:43] Hanako
That's even freakier!
[11:45] Hanako
Uh...
[11:46] Hanako
How much did you hear?
[11:48] Maeda
Huh?
[11:48] Maeda
Er, you were silent the whole time.
[11:51] Hanako
O-Okay.
[11:53] Maeda
But I did sense an aura
of "That girl in first
[11:55] Maeda
isn't going to get away with making
it to the top canoodling with boys."
[11:59] Hanako
Can't you be a little more tactful?!
[12:01] Hanako
But I feel like you're winning
at life if you make first.
[12:05] Hanako
How can I not get jealous?
[12:07] Maeda
Hanako-sama, I disagree.
[12:10] Maeda
You think you've already won or lost
at life at middle school? Hilarious!
[12:15] Hanako
Are you cheering me up or making fun of me?
[12:18] Maeda
But I'd taken notice of your distress,
[12:20] Maeda
and have been working in
secret with your grandfather.
[12:24] Hanako
With Grandpa?
[12:25] Maeda
Yes.
[12:25] Maeda
I'd spoken with him about it before.
[12:28] (Flashback) Maeda
Hanako-sama seems to want a lover.
[12:31] (Flashback) Grandpa
What?
[12:32] (Flashback) Grandpa
Hana-chan does?
[12:33] (Flashback) Grandpa
She doesn't even have all of her
pubic hair. She's too young.
[12:38] (Flashback) Maeda
No, I'm quite sure she has
a full coat of pubic hair.
[12:40] Hanako
I'm going to take both of you
to court for sexual harassment!
[12:43] Maeda
And so the two of us built this together...
[12:45] Maeda
The Honda family's home-built android,
[12:47] Maeda
Eighteen Summer "You Have Such
Beautiful Fingers" Koichi-kun.
[12:50] Hanako
Th-This reeks of despair.
[12:53] Hanako
You don't need to bother.
[12:54] Maeda
Hang on, he has voice functionality, too.
[12:57] Android
Come on, this problem isn't even
that hard. You can do better.
[13:03] Hanako
He's not bad.
[13:04] Maeda
Yes.
[13:05] Maeda
The two of us worked hard recording
the voices for you, Hanako-sama.
[13:08] Hanako
You two recorded this voice?!
[13:09] Maeda
Please, give it a try.
[13:12] N
And then what happened?
[13:17] Hanako
Th-This is creepier than I thought.
[13:20] Android
Hey.
[13:21] Android
You made a mistake.
[13:22] Hanako
Right.
[13:24] Hanako
Sorry.
[13:25] Android
Wrong.
[13:26] Hanako
Huh?
[13:26] Android
You mean, "teehee."
[13:28] Hanako
Holy shit, he's annoying!
[13:30] Hanako
I don't think I need this.
[13:32] Maeda
W-Wait, please!
[13:33] Maeda
We made it based on simulations of
conversations that a maiden would enjoy.
[13:36] Maeda
By our calculations, he's perfect!
[13:37] Hanako
There's no way you and Grandpa could
have made a perfect simulation!
[13:41] Hanako
Wait up.
[13:42] Android
Hana-chan, has Aunt Flo come to visit?
[13:45] Android
You sound vulgar, miss.
[13:47] Hanako
You sound just like Grandpa
and it's vulgar as hell!
[13:51] Hanako
I'm going to destroy you!
[13:54] Maeda
Hanako-sama!
[13:55] Olivia
You don't have remedial
classes tomorrow, Kasumi?
[13:57] Kasumi
I don't.
[13:58] Kasumi
And you got through all the
remedial classes, too, huh?
[14:04] Kasumi
We were just gone for remedial classes...
[14:07] Kasumi
...and Hanako-san had killed a man!
[14:11] Hanako
Wait, that's not it, you two!
[14:12] Hanako
It's a doll!
[14:14] Android
Hana-chan, how could you?
[14:17] Kasumi
The decapitated head is talking!
[14:19] Hanako
That's not what it is!
SIGN Asobi Asobase
SIGN A New Look
[14:36] Olivia
So hot...
[14:39] Olivia
I want to cut my hair.
[14:42] Hanako
A boy birdie and a girl birdie,
flirtie flirt, flirtie flirt...
[14:48] Hanako
Olivia, you're already here.
[14:53] Hanako
No, Olivia!
[14:54] Olivia
What, Hanako?
[14:55] Hanako
Don't!
[14:57] Hanako
Cutting your hair won't fix your B.O.!
[15:02] Olivia
I just wanted to cut my
hair because it's hot.
[15:07] Olivia
What did you just say?
[15:15] Hanako
Sorry, I lost my memories.
[15:17] Hanako
You shouldn't cut it yourself, though.
[15:19] Hanako
You have to go to a stylist.
[15:21] Olivia
I'll go if I mess up cutting it myself.
[15:23] Hanako
Don't!
[15:25] Kasumi
Sorry I'm late.
[15:26] Kasumi
I stopped by the library.
[15:27] Olivia
Let go! Let go!
[15:29] Olivia
The scissors!
[15:29] Hanako
Get back, I'll stab you!
[15:31] Kasumi
Did you break up?
[15:32] Olivia
Not at all.
[15:33] Olivia
It's just so hot.
[15:34] Kasumi
Oh, I see.
[15:35] Kasumi
But you have such nice hair,
it'd be a shame to cut it.
[15:39] Hanako
She's right.
[15:39] Hanako
You have cute curly hair.
[15:41] Hanako
Why don't you tie it in a
ponytail if it's too hot?
[15:43] Olivia
It gets even more stuffy
inside with a ponytail.
[15:46] Olivia
Aren't you hot, Hanako?
[15:47] Hanako
I'm fine so far.
[15:49] Olivia
Oh.
[15:50] Hanako
So how much were you going to cut?
[15:52] Olivia
Very short.
[15:53] Kasumi
That's even more of a reason to
have a professional do it for you.
[15:56] Hanako
Yeah.
[15:57] Hanako
If you do it yourself and mess up,
[15:59] Hanako
you'll seriously have no choice
but to shave it all off.
[16:00] Olivia
I'll try cutting just a little, then.
[16:03] Olivia
If I screw up, I'll go see a stylist.
[16:15] Olivia
I'm sorry, I can't do it!
[16:17] Olivia
Undo it, please!
[16:18] Hanako
Nope, nope, nope!
[16:19] Olivia
Oh no, I shouldn't have done it!
[16:22] Olivia
Hair is what makes a woman!
[16:24] Hanako
Exactly, it's what makes a woman!
[16:27] Kasumi
U-Um...
[16:28] Kasumi
No one can tell the difference. Don't worry.
[16:33] Olivia
Oh, really?
[16:35] Hanako
Sheesh, don't scare me like that.
[16:37] Hanako
Let's try practicing on your bangs, then.
[16:39] Kasumi
How has she not learned her lesson?!
SIGN Snip
[16:48] Hanako
This is bad!
[16:50] Hanako
You cut way too much of your bangs!
[16:51] Olivia
You were the one who told me to do it!
[16:53] Hanako
I didn't think you'd cut it so far!
[16:55] Hanako
Like, a millimeter!
[16:55] Hanako
A millimeter!
[16:56] Kasumi
H-Hey, that much is...
[17:00] Kasumi
hard not to notice.
[17:01] Olivia
You aren't trying to cheer me up, are you?
[17:03] Olivia
You're trying to finish me off!
[17:04] Kasumi
You could fix it by taking hair from
the back and using it as your bangs.
[17:08] Olivia
L-Like this?
[17:10] Kasumi
Y-Yeah.
[17:10] Kasumi
And then cut it to the
same length as your bangs.
[17:17] Olivia
I-Is it back to normal?
[17:21] Kasumi
It isn't.
[17:23] Olivia
Come on, you're killing me!
[17:27] Kasumi
It's no use.
[17:28] Kasumi
Let's go the stylist's.
[17:30] Hanako
Yeah.
[17:31] Olivia
But I can't go outside looking like this.
[17:34] Hanako
What do we do?
[17:35] Kasumi
What shall we do?
[17:36] Olivia
Nope.
[17:36] Olivia
I'm not leaving this room.
[17:38] Sensei
Sorry I'm late, everyone.
[17:40] Hanako
Sensei, Olivia's hair!
[17:42] Sensei
Huh? What's wrong?
[17:43] Olivia
I cut it myself and messed up.
[17:45] Sensei
Oh, dear.
[17:46] Hanako
Is there any way to hide it?
[17:50] Sensei
Okay, why don't you wear a hairband
and just brush your bangs back?
[17:53] Olivia
Like this.
[17:54] Sensei
Yeah.
[17:58] Olivia
I think this could work.
[17:59] Olivia
It's cool, too.
[18:00] Hanako
You're so smart, Sensei.
[18:01] Olivia
Oh, wait, m-my acne.
[18:04] Olivia
Never mind.
[18:07] Hanako
Is there any other way?
[18:10] Olivia
I'm never taking a step
out of this room again.
[18:11] Sensei
Um...
[18:13] Sensei
All right, I'll tidy it all up for you.
[18:16] Sensei
Believe it or not, I'm really
good at cutting bangs.
[18:21] Sensei
I cut my own bangs, after all.
[18:24] ---
My own...
[18:26] ---
Her own?
[18:28] Olivia
Wait, Sensei...
[18:30] Olivia
Sensei!
SIGN Asobi Asobase
SIGN Spirited Combat, Again
[18:42] Hanako
Hey, Sensei, you're already here.
[18:44] Hanako
Olivia.
[18:45] Olivia
How did you get that wrong?!
[18:46] Hanako
You have the same bangs.
[18:49] Kasumi
Hey, you're already here, Oli-sen—
[18:52] Olivia
That was a one-time mistake, right?
[18:54] Olivia
Don't you dare make it my nickname!
[18:55] Hanako
It sure is hot these days.
[18:58] Hanako
The floor's nice and cold.
[19:01] Olivia
Isn't that gross, Hanako?
[19:03] Hanako
Don't worry, Sensei cleans it every day.
[19:06] Kasumi
Oh yeah, there's a game in Hokkaido
[19:08] Kasumi
where you pull people out while
they're sitting like that.
[19:11] Olivia
What's that?
[19:12] Hanako
Oh yeah!
[19:13] Hanako
Daikon pulling, right?
[19:14] Olivia
Daikon?
[19:14] Hanako
You pull the pullee like
they're a daikon root.
[19:18] Hanako
This is how Maeda taught me when I was
little, so the rules might be a bit Maedafied.
[19:23] Hanako
Okay, Kasumi-san and I will go first.
[19:25] Hanako
You can watch.
[19:26] Olivia
Okay.
[19:27] Hanako
Kasumi-san's the daikon.
[19:28] Hanako
If I pull Kasumi-san out
of this circle, I win.
[19:34] Olivia
Daikon, takuan, buri
daikon, buri buri buri...
[19:42] Olivia
This dance and song are
probably Maeda-chan's rules.
[19:46] Hanako
K-Kasumi-san, may I place
my hands on your legs?
[19:49] Kasumi
Y-Yes.
[19:51] Hanako
R-Really?
[19:53] Hanako
Don't hit me later.
[19:55] Kasumi
Okay.
[19:56] Olivia
Hanako's turning into a horny old dude.
[19:58] Hanako
Here I go.
[20:04] Hanako
Damn, she's so heavy.
[20:19] Hanako
Something like that?
[20:21] Olivia
What was that? I don't get it.
[20:23] Hanako
I mean, it wouldn't be fun if
I showed you the whole thing, right?
[20:26] Hanako
I have to leave the best part
for you to try yourself.
[20:29] Kasumi
Hanako-san...
[20:31] Kasumi
I'll be it this time.
[20:33] Hanako
Y-Yeah.
[20:34] Hanako
I feel bad. Sorry.
[20:35] Hanako
Okay, Olivia and I are the daikon.
[20:38] Olivia
Okay.
[20:43] Kasumi
Daikon, takuan, buri
daikon, buri buri buri...
[20:49] Olivia
Is that really necessary?
[20:53] Hanako
We're moving fast!
[20:55] Olivia
Hang in there, Hanako!
[21:00] Kasumi
Hanako-san, you have to put more
strength in your lower back.
[21:08] Kasumi
Olivia! I'm levitating!
[21:10] Olivia
Hanako!
[21:11] Olivia
Mommy! Mommy!
[21:14] Olivia
Shoot. She's going to take me with her.
[21:18] Olivia
Olivia!
[21:20] Olivia
Why, Olivia?
[21:22] Olivia
Why have you betrayed me?
[21:24] Olivia
You're awful!
[21:25] Olivia
I don't want to die yet!
[21:27] Olivia
I'll see you on the other side, Olivia!
[21:42] Kasumi
Was this game always like this?
[21:45] Olivia
Things have gotten kind of awkward.
[21:48] Kasumi
Nah, Hanako-san was just over-acting.
[21:51] Hanako
You were totally into it, too, Kasumi-san.
[21:53] Sensei
Sorry I'm late, guys.
[21:55] Hanako
Sensei, let's play daikon pulling.
[21:57] Sensei
Oh, that's the game where you
tug at each other's legs, right?
[22:01] Sensei
I'm pretty good at holding on, you know.
SIGN Noo!
[22:07] N
She was the first to get pulled out.
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