7 - Phantom Thieves: Pass Club | Woman of Terror | Weirdo Go | Boobie Tragedy

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SIGN    Phantom Thieves: Pass Club
SIGN    Pastimers Club
[01:36] Aozora
    I have to ask you for a favor.
[01:39] Aozora
    There's something I need you to
    find from the student council room.
[01:42] Aozora
    The Banana Papers.
[01:48] Hanako
    What's that?
[01:51] Aozora
    I don't know much either.
[01:53] Aozora
    I just know they have information
    on scandals at school.
[01:57] Aozora
    And that the Student Council President
    is using it to blackmail students.
[02:03] Aozora
    If it's true, it would be an invasion
    of privacy, don't you think?
[02:07] Aozora
    So please, I want you three to steal it.
[02:12] Hanako
    I see.
[02:13] Hanako
    So we just have to use our toys to
    steal these so-called Banana Papers.
[02:21] Aozora
    No, you can use whatever you want.
[02:23] Hanako
    We can?!
[02:24] Olivia
    Why would you ask us, then?
[02:28] Aozora
    Because you smell sketchy.
[02:30] Hanako
    She won't stop being mean!
[02:32] Olivia
    B-But I don't think we're
    obligated to steal it.
[02:39] Aozora
    A sumo wrestler figure.
[02:40] Olivia
    We'll do it!
[02:43] Kasumi
    Uh... Olivia-sa—
[02:44] Aozora
    Conversational English for Idiots.
[02:46] Kasumi
    I'll do what I can.
[02:51] Hanako
    Y-You aren't going to buy me out that easily.
[02:56] Hanako
    I'm not that cheap!
[02:58] Aozora
    And a bottle of nail polish for you, Hana-chan.
[02:59] Aozora
    From the dollar store.
[03:00] Hanako
    It's one of the Three Sacred
    Treasures of the Popular Kids!
[03:06] N
    And then what happened?
[03:07] Olivia
    Hey, what do we do?
[03:09] Kasumi
    I don't know.
[03:10] Olivia
    I wonder if there's a good way to grab it.
[03:12] Kasumi
    There's actually something I want to try.
[03:16] Olivia
    What's that?
[03:17] Kasumi
    How about we put out a warning?
SIGN    Kasumi the First is coming
[03:19] Olivia
    Kasumi talks like a complete dolt sometimes.
[03:22] Olivia
    No way.
[03:23] Olivia
    That's just going to look super suspicious!
[03:26] Kasumi
    B-But...
[03:27] Kasumi
    We can officially be phantom thieves now.
[03:29] Olivia
    We aren't!
[03:30] Kasumi
    Boo.
[03:32] Hanako
    Guys, hear me out.
[03:34] Olivia
    Hanako.
[03:35] Olivia
    You're late.
[03:36] Hanako
    I was getting something ready.
[03:38] Hanako
    I've been thinking, too,
    and I have a good idea.
[03:43] Olivia
    What's that?
[03:45] Hanako
    Check it out...
[03:47] Hanako
    We can get stag beetles to steal it!
[03:51] Olivia
    Why stag beetles?
[03:52] Hanako
    Huh?
[03:53] Hanako
    That's how you steal money
    out of offertory boxes.
[03:57] Olivia
    Please don't say that like that's
    some kind of universal common sense!
[03:59] Olivia
    Besides, there's no way a stag
    beetle is going to listen to you.
[04:03] Kasumi
    A-Also...
[04:04] Kasumi
    Wouldn't we look stupid,
    writing a warning that says
[04:07] Kasumi
    "We're taking the Banana
    Papers... with a stag beetle"?
[04:10] Olivia
    You were going to spoil our crime
    plan in your warning letter?!
[04:13] Hanako
    Don't worry, man.
[04:15] Hanako
    Right, Stag-chan?
[04:16] Hanako
    I mean, Fantômas?
[04:18] Olivia
    She already gave it a name!
[04:19] Olivia
    How am I supposed to say "no" when
    she's already attached to it?!
[04:22] Hanako
    It'll work out, I promise.
[04:23] Hanako
    Believe me.
[04:25] Olivia
    A-All right.
[04:26] Olivia
    Screw it, I don't care anymore.
[04:28] N
    And so Hanako trained the stag beetle.
[04:32] N
    Day in and day out, the stag beetle
    underwent unthinkably arduous training.
[04:38] N
    And finally, the day has come.
[04:41] Olivia
    That was hard, hiding from the guard, huh?
[04:44] Hanako
    Yeah...
[04:44] Hanako
    I was hiding in the locker the whole
    time, but the door wouldn't open.
[04:48] Hanako
    I thought I was dead.
[04:49] Kasumi
    The student council office
    should be here somewhere.
SIGN    Student Council Room
[04:52] Olivia
    All right.
[04:57] Olivia
    It's locked.
[04:59] Hanako
    I got this.
[05:00] Hanako
    Fantômas, please.
[05:05] Hanako
    Yeah! Good job!
[05:07] Hanako
    All that training paid off.
[05:09] Kasumi
    Th-That's not the stag beetle I know.
[05:17] Kasumi
    Wh-Where could it be?
[05:19] Hanako
    Fantômas.
[05:26] Hanako
    Is this it?
[05:27] Olivia
    It straight-up says "Banana Papers" on it.
[05:29] Kasumi
    It's not much of a secret, huh?
[05:31] Hanako
    Do we just take this with us?
[05:33] Olivia
    Let's go, hurry.
[05:34] Kasumi
    Yeah.
[05:36] Hanako
    Huh?
[05:37] President
    It's not locked.
[05:40] Kasumi
    O-Oh, no!
SIGN    Asobi Asobase
SIGN    Woman of Terror
[05:51] President
    Oh, shoot, I forgot my homework hand-out
    on the student council room desk.
[05:59] President
    But what about the lock?
[06:03] President
    Huh?
[06:05] President
    It's not locked.
[06:14] Olivia
    Wh-What now?
[06:16] Hanako
    What are we supposed to do?
[06:17] Kasumi
    What shall we do?
[06:19] President
    Hand-out, hand-out...
[06:22] President
    There.
[06:27] Olivia
    Sh-Shit, she's coming this way.
[06:30] Hanako
    I'm so scared.
[06:33] President
    Huh?
[06:34] President
    The chair we just bought
    isn't in the right spot.
[06:37] President
    Let's put it back.
[06:42] President
    Wait, crap, I'm scared.
[06:44] President
    I need to get out of here.
[06:55] Olivia
    P-Please don't let Hanako...
[06:59] Olivia
    fart right now.
[07:02] Hanako
    Sh-Shoot, my butt wants to breathe right now.
[07:08] Hanako
    Breathe, my butt, without making a voice!
[07:15] N
    And then what happened?
[07:17] Olivia
    That was a nightmare.
[07:19] Hanako
    I said, "I'm sorry!"
[07:21] Hanako
    I didn't think it would smell
    bad if it was a silent one.
[07:23] Kasumi
    Don't they call those "silent but deadly"?
[07:26] Kasumi
    But at least we managed to escape.
[07:28] Kasumi
    Not we just need to hand this over
    to Aozora-san, who's waiting outside.
[07:31] Hanako
    Hey, wait.
[07:34] Hanako
    Don't you want to get a good look
    at what's inside the Banana Papers?
[07:38] Olivia
    I-I guess.
[07:40] Kasumi
    I guess we could take a peek.
SIGN    Pastimers Club
[07:43] Hanako
    Okay, here we go.
[07:45] Hanako
    All the myriad school scandals
    laid bare in the Banana Papers!
[07:53] Olivia
    It's the language teacher.
[07:55] Kasumi
    What does it say?
[07:56] Hanako
    Um...
[07:58] Hanako
    "The language teacher was taken to the
    hospital after licking potassium cyanide,
[08:01] Hanako
    pretending to be a detective."
[08:04] Hanako
    "His bizarre behavior was
    because of the Pastimers Club."
[08:12] Hanako
    O-Oh yeah, he was gone for,
    like, two weeks after that.
[08:16] Kasumi
    I feel like we've learned something
    we shouldn't have known.
[08:19] Olivia
    What else?
SIGN    Mortal Enemies Popular Kids
[08:20] Olivia
    "The Soft Tennis Club lost
    in the regional primaries
[08:22] Olivia
    after every single player lost in the first
    round, having not won a single point."
[08:26] Olivia
    "The reason for such a result...
[08:29] Olivia
    is because Honda Hanako left
    for the Pastimers Club."
[08:33] Olivia
    "The reason the Shogi Club president ended
    up with complex fractures all over was
[08:37] Olivia
    because of the Pastimers Club."
[08:39] Olivia
    "Time until she makes a full recovery and
    takes revenge on the Pass Club... 105 days."
[08:47] Olivia
    "The café fire was caused
    by the Pastimers Club."
[08:51] Olivia
    "The pen that Hanako was
    spinning has been recovered."
[08:57] Hanako
    Guess I'll burn it.
[08:58] Olivia
    Wait, wait!
[08:59] Hanako
    Let me go! We need to destroy
    it and cover up our many crimes!
[09:04] Kasumi
    "Our"?
[09:05] Kasumi
    They were mostly Hanako-san's
    fault, weren't they?
[09:07] Kasumi
    W-Wait up!
[09:09] Kasumi
    Let's read a little more.
[09:11] Kasumi
    If we read a little more and find
    some secrets besides our own...
[09:15] Kasumi
    We can use those to our advantage
    and put ourselves in power.
[09:21] Hanako
    Yeah, okay.
[09:23] Olivia
    All right, let's check the other pages.
[09:25] Hanako
    Right.
[09:26] Hanako
    "The guidance counselor and...
[09:31] Hanako
    the Swimming Club president...
[09:36] Hanako
    are sisters."
[09:40] Hanako
    Yeah.
[09:41] Olivia
    What else?
[09:42] Kasumi
    That's so believable, it's not even useful.
[09:46] Hanako
    "Olivia has...
[09:49] Hanako
    a spicy scent coming from under
    her arms and between her boobs."
[09:54] Olivia
    Who the hell sold me out?!
[09:56] Hanako
    We didn't!
[09:57] Olivia
    Lies!
[09:58] Olivia
    I had that feeling these days,
    but I hadn't told anyone about it!
[10:01] Olivia
    Hanako! It was you, wasn't it?
[10:03] Hanako
    It wasn't! It wasn't!
[10:04] Hanako
    Anyone in class would have noticed!
[10:09] Olivia
    N-No...
[10:12] Hanako
    Olivia...
[10:14] Hanako
    It's okay, though.
[10:16] Hanako
    You fall under the action threshold in the
    Ministry of the Environment's odor index.
[10:25] Hanako
    So you're totally fine.
[10:31] Olivia
    Hanako...
[10:32] Kasumi
    Olivia-san...
[10:34] Kasumi
    I don't think you need to
    worry about it, either.
[10:38] Kasumi
    People abroad say perfumes and stuff
    are made to smell good with body odor.
[10:46] Kasumi
    There are some gentlemen who love that smell.
[10:51] Kasumi
    And, besides...
[10:55] Kasumi
    We've gotten used to it.
[11:02] Olivia
    Guys, I love you.
[11:07] Hanako
    What should we do next?
[11:08] Olivia
    I think I want ice cream.
[11:10] Kasumi
    That sounds good.
[11:11] Kasumi
    Raskin-Bobbins is open until eleven.
[11:13] Olivia
    I want chocolate mint.
[11:14] Hanako
    Chocolate mint? That's toothpaste.
[11:17] Olivia
    You're missing out if you
    don't get that addictiveness.
[11:20] Hanako
    Sure, sure.
[11:31] Aozora
    They seriously left this
    here and went to grab ice cream?
[11:34] Aozora
    Girls are seriously stupid.
SIGN    Reports regarding Aozora Tsugumi
[11:52] Aozora
    What should I do with the rest of this book?
[11:55] Aozora
    I guess I'll photocopy all of
    it, and when I give it back,
[11:59] Aozora
    I suppose I'll use all the information
    about the Pastimers Club
[12:04] Aozora
    to negotiate with them again.
SIGN    Asobi Asobase
SIGN    Weirdo Go
[12:19] Hanako
    They're still not done with remedial classes.
[12:34] Hanako
    No one's around, which means
    I can make all the faces I want!
[12:39] Kasumi
    I got out of remedial classes early.
[12:43] Kasumi
    Crap, I don't feel like going in.
[12:46] Kasumi
    I should wait a little while after
    Hanako-san's done with her crazy, right?
[12:51] Kasumi
    Things were really bad when
    we barged in last time, too.
[12:54] Kasumi
    I shouldn't go in suddenly.
[12:57] Hanako
    Oh yeah, Kasumi-san's desk...
[13:01] Hanako
    She leaves her laptop in there.
[13:06] Kasumi
    No!
[13:07] Kasumi
    Not that!
[13:08] Kasumi
    My super-epic BL novel is in there!
[13:12] Kasumi
    Please, don't!
[13:13] Kasumi
    Stop!
[13:14] Hanako
    Oh man, she's using Windows XP!
[13:17] Hanako
    Kasumi-san takes really
    good care of her stuff.
SIGN    Welcome Starting up
[13:20] Hanako
    It boots up without a password!
[13:24] Kasumi
    I have to go.
[13:24] Kasumi
    I still have time!
[13:26] Kasumi
    Okay!
[13:27] Hanako
    "Locked Up Love: The Taste of a Boy's Honey."
[13:32] Hanako
    Let's see...
[13:34] Hanako
    "The kind senpai from the Ping Pong Club
    traps the protagonist in the gym storage."
[13:39] Hanako
    "'Please, don't!' I screamed
    in dread, towards a face
[13:39] [SONG] Text
    Note: Please enjoy with this imagery extracted
     from Hanako's measly imagination.
[13:44] Hanako
    which I'd thought was so familiar."
[13:47] Hanako
    "'How could you do this to me?'"
[13:50] Hanako
    Nice, nice.
[13:52] Kasumi
    Stop!
[13:53] Kasumi
    All my secret desires are in there!
[13:56] Senpai
    I hate to do this to you, but
    you'll have to shut up for a bit.
[14:01] Protagonist
    Is... Is that...
[14:05] Protagonist
    Is that the extra-sticky type of duct tape?!
[14:09] Senpai
    That's right.
[14:10] Senpai
    This is the extra-sticky type of duct tape.
[14:16] Hanako
    "The duct tape had stuck to Senpai's
    tongue, immobilizing him."
[14:22] Protagonist
    Now!
[14:27] Hanako
    Weird...
[14:28] Hanako
    I feel like I just saw something
    I wasn't supposed to.
[14:32] Hanako
    Oh, no...
[14:34] Hanako
    I can't wait to erase it from my memory.
[14:38] Hanako
    This is going to mess me up.
[14:41] Hanako
    Let's put it back.
[14:45] Kasumi
    I want to know what she thinks.
[14:49] Hanako
    Kasumi-san, are you done
    with remedial classes?
[14:51] Kasumi
    Hey...
[14:53] Kasumi
    Um...
[14:55] Kasumi
    Did you read it?
[14:56] Hanako
    Norpe.
[15:02] Hanako
    She had to have seen everything
    I was doing to ask that!
[15:08] Hanako
    I have to change the subject.
    I have to distract her.
[15:11] Hanako
    Hey, you know...
[15:13] Hanako
    You're pretty...
[15:15] Hanako
    weird, huh?
[15:23] Olivia
    I'm finally done with remedial classes.
[15:25] Olivia
    Huh? What's wrong, you two?
[15:28] Kasumi
    O-Olivia-san...
[15:31] Kasumi
    Kill me, please.
[15:33] Hanako
    Kill me, too!
SIGN    Asobi Asobase
SIGN    Boobie Tragedy
[15:42] Olivia
    Done.
[15:43] Olivia
    Look, look.
[15:45] Hanako
    You're so quick, Olivia.
[15:47] Olivia
    It's the simplest one.
[15:48] Olivia
    All I did was make a straight
    stitch and run elastic through it.
[15:50] Kasumi
    We have to take a picture and submit
    it along with the clothes, right?
[15:53] Kasumi
    Here I go.
[15:54] Hanako
    I can't believe we'd have to submit our
    home economics project before summer break.
[15:59] Kasumi
    I-I'm done, too.
[16:01] Hanako
    Whoa, Kasumi, you're done your
    difficulty level S shirt?
[16:04] Olivia
    Let's take a picture.
[16:06] Kasumi
    Hang on, I'll get changed.
[16:14] Olivia
    Maybe that's the wrong size.
[16:17] Kasumi
    All my work has gone to waste.
SIGN    Does that actually happen?
[16:21] Hanako
    Does that actually happen?
[16:23] Kasumi
    This is how it always is.
[16:25] Kasumi
    Nothing good's come of having big breasts.
[16:29] Kasumi
    Even if I find cute clothes at the shop,
    a lot of the time, my breasts don't fit.
[16:34] Kasumi
    Just the other day, I found a cute shirt
    at the shop and tried it on, but...
[16:40] Kasumi
    The printing on the shirt screamed "no
    more" in its death throes as it cracked.
[16:45] Olivia
    Printings don't talk, do they?
[16:46] Kasumi
    I swear, I could hear it!
[16:48] Kasumi
    It spoke directly to my brain!
[16:50] Kasumi
    By the way, I paid for it!
[16:52] Hanako
    I want to hear such death throes, too.
[16:55] Kasumi
    What am I supposed to do with this?
[16:59] Olivia
    I have a good idea.
[17:01] Kasumi
    A-A good idea?
[17:02] Olivia
    Yeah.
[17:03] Olivia
    I saw this fancy way of wearing
    it on a fashion magazine.
[17:06] Olivia
    If you can't wear that shirt on top...
[17:09] Olivia
    You can wear it as a bottom. Right?
[17:11] Kasumi
    Why would you lie that you have a good idea?
[17:13] Olivia
    It's not a lie!
[17:15] Olivia
    A model said it's in style right now!
SIGN    Like this
[17:19] Kasumi
    Do you know about this, Hanako-san?
[17:20] Hanako
    Huh? Yeah, totally!
[17:22] Hanako
    Crap, I never knew about this.
[17:23] Olivia
    Let's try it on as a skirt, then.
[17:26] Hanako
    I mean, it's worth a try, right?
[17:28] Kasumi
    I-Is this right?
[17:31] Olivia
    That's it.
[17:32] Olivia
    Yup, yup.
[17:32] Hanako
    Okay, Kasumi-san, look this way.
[17:35] Hanako
    Say "cheese."
[17:39] Hanako
    There.
[17:39] Hanako
    And sent.
[17:40] Kasumi
    Wait, wait, stop!
[17:42] Kasumi
    I don't want the teacher to
    think I'm a weird student.
[17:47] Hanako
    Kasumi-san...
[17:49] Hanako
    People are all weird in one way or another.
[17:53] Kasumi
    N-No, I don't mean like that.
[17:56] Olivia
    What to do, then?
[17:59] Hanako
    We can't submit a photo with
    a full view of her cleavage.
[18:03] Hanako
    Okay, let's do some emergency repairs.
[18:05] Kasumi
    H-H-H-H-H-How?
[18:08] Hanako
    There isn't enough around your breasts,
    so we just need to add more fabric there.
[18:12] Kasumi
    I-I see.
[18:14] Kasumi
    Um...
[18:14] Kasumi
    I might mess up again if I do it.
[18:17] Kasumi
    Could you do it for me?
[18:18] Hanako
    Sure.
[18:19] Hanako
    First, we cut in a circle in the breast area.
[18:22] Hanako
    And then we add some more
    with a bigger sheet, and...
[18:26] Hanako
    There, done..
[18:27] Hanako
    Try it on, Kasumi-san.
[18:29] Kasumi
    Okay.
[18:34] Hanako
    Oh nuts, that's not what I had in mind.
[18:38] Kasumi
    It still feels tight around my breasts.
[18:41] Kasumi
    I'll take a look in the mirror.
[18:43] Hanako
    Wait up!
[18:45] Hanako
    I'll fix it one more time.
[18:46] Hanako
    Please don't look in a mirror,
    even if your life depends on it.
[18:49] Olivia
    Uh, Hanako...
[18:50] Olivia
    Those are definitely nip—
[18:52] Hanako
    Olivia-chan!
[18:54] Hanako
    Shut up!
[18:55] Hanako
    It's because I cut too small around it.
[18:58] Hanako
    I'll try again with a bigger piece.
[19:01] Hanako
    Uh... Where's the left over cloth?
[19:05] Hanako
    I don't have enough.
[19:06] Hanako
    O-Okay, let's combine it with the other
    one to at least hide her cleavage.
[19:12] Hanako
    K-Kasumi, could you try it on again?
[19:16] Kasumi
    Okay.
[19:21] Hanako
    At least her cleavage is covered now.
[19:24] Olivia
    Hanako! Get a grip on reality!
[19:26] Olivia
    You should wear it as a skirt.
[19:28] Kasumi
    B-But...
[19:29] Kasumi
    You look like this right now.
[19:33] Hanako
    Kasumi-san, I'm sorry!
[19:34] Hanako
    I'm so sorry!
[19:36] Olivia
    Is there another way to wear
    it, other than as a skirt?
[19:39] Hanako
    This is the last resort.
[19:45] Kasumi
    Kasumi-san!
[19:46] Kasumi
    What can I do to make it up to you?
[19:49] Kasumi
    Come with me to explain to
    the teacher what happened.
[19:53] Hanako
    O-Okay.
[19:55] Olivia
    It's just yours that's left, Hanako.
[19:56] Olivia
    What did you make?
[19:59] Hanako
    I feel really bad after what
    I just did to Kasumi-san's, but...
[20:04] Hanako
    Ta-da, I made a yukata!
[20:07] Olivia
    That's amazing!
[20:08] Kasumi
    Hanako-san's deliberately playing it cool.
[20:11] Kasumi
    I'm used to making yukatas.
[20:14] Kasumi
    I should have done that instead.
[20:16] Olivia
    Oh, really?
[20:17] Olivia
    Why did you make a shirt, then?
[20:19] Kasumi
    No one went for it, so I got too adventurous.
[20:21] Olivia
    Okay, let's take a picture now, then.
[20:23] Hanako
    Hang on, I'll go get changed.
[20:25] Hanako
    Huh?
[20:29] Hanako
    W-Well?
[20:31] Olivia
    Nice!
[20:33] Olivia
    Go stand over there.
[20:34] Hanako
    Okay.
[20:36] Hanako
    How does it look?
[20:37] Olivia
    Huh?
[20:39] Olivia
    I see your elbow jutting out weirdly.
[20:42] Hanako
    What am I supposed to do?!
[20:44] Kasumi
    I think it's because you don't
    have enough sleeve width.
[20:48] Hanako
    Kasumi-san, do you know how to fix it?
[20:50] Kasumi
    Yes.
[20:53] Hanako
    Never mind.
[20:54] Hanako
    You're totally scheming something!
[20:56] Kasumi
    Come on, now, leave it to me.
[20:59] Hanako
    No!
[21:00] Hanako
    Kasumi-san! Put down the scissors!
SIGN    Japanese Pastimes, Please
[22:34] N
    Red Light, Green Light.
SIGN    Red Light, Green Light
SIGN    Captive
[22:37] N
    An infiltration technique for dispatching
    a target silently from behind,
SIGN    Landmines
SIGN    Captive
[22:44] N
    without being noticed by the target.
[22:47] N
    It is said to have begun in 1845, when
    Lieutenant Commander Richard Rodriguez
[22:51] N
    made use of it to improve the
    success rate of his missions.
[22:57] ---
    The hell?
[22:58] N
    It was common at the time to hide
    inside boxes or in the shadows,
[23:02] N
    and skill was required
    of those carrying it out.
[23:12] Kasumi
    Snake!
[23:13] Hanako
    I'm not Snake.
[23:16] N
    Nowadays, anyone can engage
    in an infiltration,
SIGN    Landmines
SIGN    Captive
[23:20] N
    thanks to the introduction of
    optical cloaking technology.
[23:31] ---
    You guys again?!
[23:35] Kasumi
    Snape!
[23:37] Hanako
    Uh, I'm not Snape.