10 - Heart Go Boing Boing | Hanako's Trial of Shame | Secret of the Dong | Film Production

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SIGN    Heart Go Boing Boing
[01:34] ---
    "In whose reign was it that a woman of rather
    undistinguished lineage captured the heart
[01:39] ---
    of the Emperor and enjoyed his favor above
    all the other imperial wives and concubines?"
[01:44] Sensei
    Let's translate this to modern Japanese.
[01:47] Sensei
    Let's see, how about...
[01:49] Sensei
    Fujiwara-san.
[01:52] Fujiwara
    Why?
[01:53] Fujiwara
    For what reason?
[01:54] Fujiwara
    Why, Japanese?
[01:56] Fujiwara
    Why do you pick on me for classic literature?
[01:59] Fujiwara
    Um...
[02:01] Fujiwara
    Er...
[02:02] Sensei
    Was this too easy for you, Fujiwara-san?
[02:05] Sensei
    Okay, someone else?
[02:07] Fujiwara
    Why?
[02:08] Fujiwara
    I attended the speech contest in Miss
    Olivia's place and got first place,
SIGN    Blah Blah Blah Blah Easy Peasy
[02:13] Fujiwara
    and yet I'm being picked on in
    the classic literature class
[02:17] Fujiwara
    more often than any of my classmates.
[02:19] Fujiwara
    I can't understand classic literature.
[02:22] Girl A
    Fujiwara-san.
[02:23] Girl B
    Could you help us...
[02:25] Girl B
    ...with classic literature?
[02:26] Fujiwara
    Dude, no more classic literature.
[02:29] Fujiwara
    Oh, my...
[02:31] Fujiwara
    My classmates' eyes are ass holes.
[02:34] Fujiwara
    The only person with whom equal
    communication is possible...
[02:38] Fujiwara
    Is Miss Olivia.
[02:40] Fujiwara
    Miss Olivia.
[02:42] Olivia
    Wh-What is it?
[02:44] Fujiwara
    That speech contest...
[02:47] Olivia
    Thanks for doing it in my place.
[02:51] Fujiwara
    Miss Olivia...
[02:52] Fujiwara
    If you want to talk to me in
    English, that's no problem.
[03:00] Olivia
    Er... Washroom.
[03:01] Olivia
    Hanako, come with me.
[03:04] Olivia
    That girl's bad news!
[03:06] Hanako
    What?
[03:08] Hanako
    What's wrong?
[03:08] Olivia
    Fujiwara-san!
[03:09] Olivia
    She might be on to the fact
    that I can't speak English!
[03:13] Hanako
    Why is that your first assumption?
[03:15] Hanako
    She wanted to talk to you
    in English, didn't she?
[03:17] Hanako
    She probably thought you were
    fluent enough to talk to.
[03:20] Olivia
    No, she was definitely testing me.
[03:22] Olivia
    Oh, no...
[03:23] Olivia
    I'm going to get ostracized
    if people find out.
[03:26] Hanako
    You wanted people to find out.
[03:28] Hanako
    This is a good opportunity.
[03:29] Hanako
    Don't worry, you have me and Kasumi-san.
[03:31] Hanako
    You're not going to get cast aside.
[03:33] Olivia
    Are you sure?
[03:34] Hanako
    I mean, you never had that many friends
    besides me and Kasumi-san to begin with.
[03:38] Olivia
    Hey.
[03:39] Fujiwara
    Oh my gosh, what's happening?
[03:42] Fujiwara
    Miss Olivia speaking English is impossible?
[03:45] Fujiwara
    Incredible.
[03:47] Fujiwara
    No, when I think about it,
    I remember plenty of points.
[03:52] Fujiwara
    Miss Nomura...
[03:54] Fujiwara
    She's in the same club as Miss Olivia.
[03:58] Fujiwara
    Time to do some research.
[04:00] Fujiwara
    Um, excuse me...
[04:03] Fujiwara
    Could it be that Miss Olivia
    has trouble speaking English?
[04:13] Fujiwara
    So this is the Japanese kabedon.
[04:17] Kasumi
    U-Um...
[04:19] Kasumi
    Please...
[04:20] Kasumi
    Don't tell anyone about it.
[04:22] Fujiwara
    Oh, my.
[04:24] Fujiwara
    For what reason?
[04:25] Kasumi
    For reasons!
[04:27] Fujiwara
    Huh?
[04:28] Fujiwara
    What's happening?
[04:29] Fujiwara
    This thrill in my heart...
[04:31] Fujiwara
    Shock... suspense...
[04:34] Fujiwara
    I might be opening a new door.
[04:38] Kasumi
    Could you please promise me?
[04:40] Fujiwara
    I can.
[04:41] Fujiwara
    But in exchange, let's go on a date.
[04:46] Kasumi
    B-But...
[04:47] Fujiwara
    Don't worry about it, if you don't want to.
[04:50] Fujiwara
    Never mind.
[04:51] Fujiwara
    I'll just tell everyone
    about Miss Olivia's English.
[04:55] Kasumi
    Um, er, well...
[04:58] Kasumi
    Uh...
[05:00] Kasumi
    A-All righ—
[05:04] Aozora
    Nuh-uh.
[05:05] Aozora
    I already have her booked.
[05:08] Aozora
    Sorry, Fujiwara-san.
[05:08] Kasumi
    Aozora-san...
[05:09] Aozora
    Let's go.
[05:13] ---
    Must I spend my life
[05:15] ---
    stricken with grief, with never
    a chance of relief for my heart?
[05:22] N
    The shock awakens her talent
    in classic literature.
[05:25] Kasumi
    Um, I'm okay now.
[05:28] Kasumi
    Thanks for helping me.
[05:32] Aozora
    I just happened to pass by, so...
[05:34] Aozora
    You're bad at negotiating.
[05:36] Aozora
    I almost started laughing.
[05:39] Aozora
    But that makes you interesting.
[05:41] Aozora
    I like that about you.
[05:44] Kasumi
    R-Right...
[05:50] Aozora
    Bye-bye.
[05:54] Fujiwara
    I think I'll keep the thing
    about English a secret so that
[05:58] Fujiwara
    I have an item to negotiate with for when
    I ask Miss Nomura out on a date again.
SIGN    Asobi Asobase
SIGN    Hanako's Trial of Shame
[06:07] Olivia
    So he lent me his novel,
    but it's so complicated,
[06:10] Olivia
    I couldn't get through three lines.
[06:13] Olivia
    There're too many characters.
[06:15] Kasumi
    What was that thing that
    happened yesterday?
[06:18] Kasumi
    No, but Aozora-san seems like a player.
[06:22] Kasumi
    Maybe she didn't really mean anything by it.
[06:25] Kasumi
    Hanako-san seems like she's got
    something on her mind, too.
[06:28] Kasumi
    I wonder what's wrong.
[06:30] Hanako
    This is random, but I want
    to make the girls say "poo."
[06:36] Hanako
    How should I make them do it?
[06:37] Hanako
    I want them to blurt it out when
    it's totally inappropriate.
[06:42] Hanako
    How do I make such a
    situation happen naturally?
[06:46] Hanako
    This has been weighing on me.
[06:47] Kasumi
    I-I guess everyone's got their woes.
[06:53] N
    This one's not really
    thinking about anything.
[06:56] Olivia
    Wh-What's up?
[06:57] Hanako
    Let's play a game!
SIGN    Strawberry Milk
[06:59] Hanako
    Write some words down.
[07:01] Hanako
    Lots, guys. Lots.
[07:02] Hanako
    And fold them up and put them in this box.
[07:06] Hanako
    Shuffle it up, and now...
[07:07] Hanako
    Take one each without seeing what
    it says, and paste it on your head.
[07:13] Olivia
    Like this?
[07:14] Hanako
    That's it.
[07:15] Hanako
    And the rest of us who can read
    it try to get you to say it.
[07:19] Hanako
    If you do, you lose.
[07:20] Olivia
    So it's kind of like Taboo.
[07:23] Hanako
    I wonder what mine says.
[07:26] Hanako
    I had them each write ten words, and I'm
    pretending I chose them at random...
[07:32] Hanako
    But I wrote "poo" on all ten of mine!
SIGN    Poo Poo Poo Poo Poo Poo Poo
[07:36] Hanako
    Too bad, though, they haven't
    gotten "poo" this time.
[07:41] Hanako
    Maybe they'll get it on the second round.
[07:44] Hanako
    It'll be hilarious if they both
    have "poo" on their heads.
[07:48] Hanako
    I'm totally going to make them say it!
[07:50] Hanako
    Poo!
SIGN    Poo
SIGN    Kiss Smart
[07:54] Kasumi
    Wh-Who wrote that one?
[07:56] Hanako
    Let's see...
[07:57] Hanako
    Let's get Olivia first.
[07:59] Hanako
    I got the second highest
    grade in our year last term.
[08:03] Olivia
    Oh yeah, you did.
[08:04] Kasumi
    You're surprisingly studious, Hanako-san.
[08:08] Hanako
    I was hooked on looking
    at cat anuses at the time, though,
[08:11] Hanako
    so I couldn't study too much.
[08:14] Hanako
    Even then, I got second place effortlessly.
[08:18] Hanako
    What's the deal with my head?
[08:25] Olivia
    You were totally studying your ass off.
[08:27] Olivia
    I think you have, like, five screws
    loose in your head, though.
[08:31] Hanako
    Huh?
[08:32] Hanako
    Do people think I'm not smart?
[08:38] Kasumi
    Wait, what's wrong?
[08:40] Kasumi
    Did we say something bad?
[08:41] Olivia
    Okay, Kasumi's my target.
[08:43] Olivia
    Hey, you do that thing, don't you?
[08:45] Olivia
    You know...
[08:46] Hanako
    Do what?
[08:47] Olivia
    Like, you know, that thing.
[08:49] Olivia
    I do it, too.
[08:50] Olivia
    When I say hi to Mom and Dad.
[08:52] Olivia
    Like...
[08:54] Olivia
    Smooch.
[08:55] Olivia
    Olivia, you idiot!
[08:57] Olivia
    You made Kasumi-san's taboo word so obvious!
[09:02] Kasumi
    No, er, I...
[09:05] Olivia
    I know you do it.
[09:08] Olivia
    Your family—
[09:08] Kasumi
    Did you...
[09:09] Kasumi
    Did you see what happened in the hallway?
[09:15] Hanako
    Kasumi-san...
[09:17] Hanako
    Tell me...
[09:19] Olivia
    Oh, shit!
[09:22] Olivia
    Question for Hanako!
[09:24] Olivia
    What's brown and...
[09:26] Hanako
    Poo.
[09:27] Olivia
    Hanako loses.
[09:28] Olivia
    How did she know from just that hint?!
[09:29] Hanako
    Olivia, come with me.
SIGN    Slam
[09:33] Hanako
    Ta-da.
[09:35] Hanako
    It's time for Hanako's
    emergency Trial of Shame.
[09:39] Hanako
    The charge: Suspicion of
    chissing in the hallway.
[09:43] Hanako
    And our betrayal.
[09:46] Hanako
    And causing me humiliation.
[09:49] Hanako
    And probably something else.
[09:53] Kasumi
    There's just more and more!
[09:54] Hanako
    I-I plead innocent.
[09:58] Hanako
    Would you still say that
    after hearing this song?
[10:01] Hanako
    You climb the stairs to adulthood,
    but you're still a Cinderella.
[10:08] Kasumi
    Wh-What song is that?
[10:11] Hanako
    You don't know?
[10:12] Hanako
    I don't know the rest of the lyrics, either.
[10:14] Kasumi
    Stop it, please.
[10:16] Kasumi
    I want to believe that a girl's
    friendship is stronger than that.
[10:20] Hanako
    Nay!
[10:22] Hanako
    A girl's friendship is as flimsy as a sheet
    of calligraphy paper drenched in black ink.
[10:28] Hanako
    Right, Olivia-chan?
[10:29] Hanako
    You love shoujo manga, don't you?
[10:31] Hanako
    All those manga you read depict
    such tenuous friendships
[10:33] Hanako
    as though they're endearing, don't they?
[10:36] Hanako
    You love ChokoComi, don't you?
[10:39] Hanako
    No... There's no one in ChokoComi
    who would dress up like this
[10:43] Hanako
    to interrogate her friend just
    because she went and kissed someone.
[10:45] (Flashback) Girl 1
    You kissed them?!
[10:47] (Flashback) Girl 1
    No way, congrats!
[10:48] (Flashback) Girl 2
    Thanks.
[10:49] Olivia
    Like that.
[10:51] Hanako
    They just don't show it in the manga!
[10:52] Hanako
    This is what they all do behind the scenes!
[10:55] Olivia
    Behind the scenes? What?
[10:57] Olivia
    You know, though, it really wasn't the
    kind of thing you'd be pissed about.
[11:00] Hanako
    Why not?
[11:01] Olivia
    Because...
[11:02] Olivia
    We're in a girls' school.
[11:08] Hanako
    All right!
[11:09] Hanako
    I'm sorry!
[11:10] Hanako
    You're innocent, Kasumi-san.
[11:12] Kasumi
    I'm free?
[11:14] Hanako
    Sure you are.
[11:15] Hanako
    Sorry.
[11:16] Hanako
    I made a mistake.
[11:18] Hanako
    We're friends, Kasumi-san.
[11:19] Hanako
    I love you!
[11:21] Hanako
    A girl's friendship is indestructible!
[11:23] Hanako
    BFFs!
[11:24] Olivia
    It's even more shallow now!
[11:27] Hanako
    You could have told me you
    were kissing another girl.
[11:30] Hanako
    It's just an extension of saying hi.
[11:34] Hanako
    Not a problem at all!
[11:38] Kasumi
    Y-You're right.
SIGN    Asobi Asobase
[11:46] Aozora
    Nomura-san, there's something
    I want you to see.
[11:50] Kasumi
    Wh-What's that?
[11:52] Aozora
    The truth is, I...
[12:06] Kasumi
    Why did I have such a dream?
SIGN    Secret of the Dong
SIGN    Home Economics
[12:13] Sensei
    Do you have all your materials, everyone?
[12:16] Sensei
    Okay, you can begin making your hotcakes.
SIGN    Cooking Practice
[12:19] Olivia
    What's up?
[12:20] Hanako
    I wasn't listening to Sensei,
    so I don't know how to do it.
[12:23] Olivia
    Same.
[12:24] Kasumi
    Hey, I was listening.
[12:27] Hanako
    Okay, we'll do it as you tell us.
[12:29] Kasumi
    First, break the eggs.
[12:31] Kasumi
    Pour in 100 ml of milk.
SIGN    Taisho Yummy Milk
SIGN    Hotcake Mix
[12:34] Kasumi
    Add in the hotcake mix.
[12:36] Kasumi
    And beat it well with the schlng.
[12:38] Hanako
    Use the schlng...
[12:40] Kasumi
    ...to beat it well.
[12:41] Kasumi
    Sch—
[12:43] Hanako
    What the hell, Kasumi-san?!
[12:45] Olivia
    Why would you stir with such a thing?!
[12:46] Kasumi
    No, I'm sorry, I meant, use the whisk!
[12:49] Kasumi
    Use the wiener!
[12:50] Hanako
    You're still messed up!
[12:51] N
    And then what happened?
[12:53] Olivia
    Oh yeah, my dad went to
    Okinawa for a business trip.
[12:56] Olivia
    He brought home this really tasty gift.
[12:58] Hanako
    What was it?
[13:00] Olivia
    It was this Okinawan snack.
[13:03] Olivia
    Chin...
[13:04] Olivia
    Chin...
[13:05] Kasumi
    Oh, I know what you're talking about.
[13:06] Kasumi
    Dick juice (chinkosu).
[13:07] Kasumi
    Wait, no, dick cheese (chinkasu).
[13:09] Kasumi
    That's not it.
[13:09] Kasumi
    Penis (chinpoko)...
[13:09] Kasumi
    Right, it's chinsukou.
[13:11] Hanako
    Kasumi-san, are you sure you're okay?
[13:13] Hanako
    You should go to the nurse's office.
[13:15] Kasumi
    No, I-I'm fine.
[13:22] Kasumi
    What in the world has gotten into me?
[13:26] Kasumi
    It's because I had that weird dream.
[13:29] Kasumi
    I can't get that image out of my head.
[13:31] Kasumi
    I don't want to turn into a pervert.
[13:35] Kasumi
    I have to get that image
    out of my head somehow.
[13:39] Kasumi
    So... I have to find out.
[13:46] Kasumi
    Hanako-san, Olivia-san...
[13:49] Kasumi
    I need to talk.
[13:50] Hanako
    What's wrong? You're kind of weird today.
[13:53] Olivia
    Is there something bothering you?
[13:54] Kasumi
    Yes.
[13:56] Kasumi
    The truth is...
[13:58] Kasumi
    I want to look inside Aozora-san's skirt.
[14:03] Hanako
    Kasumi-san's turned into a pervert.
[14:07] Hanako
    Want to go to the hospital?
[14:09] Hanako
    Although even if you told them you're
    all better, they might not let you out.
[14:12] Kasumi
    No!
[14:12] Olivia
    I never knew you were like that.
[14:13] Kasumi
    Wait, wait!
[14:14] Kasumi
    Remember what you said, Olivia-san?
[14:17] Olivia
    What?
[14:17] Kasumi
    That Aozora-san might be a guy.
[14:19] Olivia
    Oh, I might have said that.
[14:22] Olivia
    That was my mistake, though.
[14:23] Kasumi
    Hold on!
[14:24] Kasumi
    What if you weren't mistaken?
[14:26] Hanako
    Why are you suddenly so suspicious?
[14:28] Kasumi
    Well, uh...
[14:29] Kasumi
    I can't tell them it's
    because I had a weird dream.
[14:33] Hanako
    I mean, if that'll make you feel better...
SIGN    Pastimers Club
[14:37] Hanako
    Okay, I'll tell you the most common
    technique for looking up someone's skirt.
[14:43] Hanako
    That technique is...
[14:44] Hanako
    To pretend you tripped, and
    dive into a girl's undies!
[14:51] Olivia
    If you're talking about the illustration
    above your head, I'm kind of really confused.
[14:55] Kasumi
    Like, I don't know how you get there.
[14:58] Hanako
    Okay, well maybe you can't
    see inside her undies,
[15:00] Hanako
    but you could do this much, couldn't you?
[15:02] Kasumi
    I-I guess I could do that.
SIGN    10 minutes later
[15:04] Hanako
    You should bring some print-outs with
    you so it doesn't look so deliberate.
[15:07] Kasumi
    Here she comes.
[15:12] Aozora
    Nomura-san...
[15:14] Aozora
    Are you okay?
[15:17] Kasumi
    Y-Yes.
[15:20] Kasumi
    I'm sorry. I failed.
[15:22] Hanako
    Lucky, Kasumi-san, that was really good!
[15:25] Hanako
    I wish she'd hold me up like that, too.
[15:26] Olivia
    Did she smell nice?
[15:27] Kasumi
    Olivia's sounding like a geezer.
[15:30] Kasumi
    It's kind of hard tripping on purpose.
[15:33] Hanako
    And it would hurt, too.
[15:35] Olivia
    I have a good idea.
[15:37] Olivia
    Patient in critical
    condition, coming through!
SIGN    A few moments earlier
[15:43] Olivia
    So we're going to speed up really
    fast in front of Aozora-san,
[15:47] Olivia
    and then let go by "accident."
[15:49] Olivia
    This would be the only way
    Aozora-san can dodge you.
[15:53] Olivia
    How's that?
[15:54] Olivia
    You could totally see her panties that way.
[15:56] Olivia
    You're going to pass by her
    with her legs spread wide.
[16:00] Kasumi
    Uh, well...
[16:02] Hanako
    It'll work.
[16:03] Kasumi
    Hanako-san gets good grades,
    but she's probably a dumbass.
[16:06] Kasumi
    So here I am now, but the only
    reason I'm being carried like this
[16:10] Kasumi
    is so that I can see if
    Aozora-san has a cck.
[16:14] Kasumi
    Father, Mother, I'm sorry for being born.
[16:19] Hanako
    There she is.
[16:21] Olivia
    Aozora-san!
[16:23] Olivia
    Sorry, move, move!
[16:26] Olivia
    Just kidding, we're actually speeding up.
[16:31] N
    It would be most sensible*
    to continue going straight.
[16:35] N
    But the girls' objective was
    to charge at Aozora-san,
[16:38] N
    and so they unthinkingly made a sharp turn.
[16:44] Hanako
    We're losing balance!
[16:46] Olivia
    We're tipping over!
[16:54] Kasumi
    Huh?
[16:56] Kasumi
    The ceiling?
[16:57] Kasumi
    What happened?
[17:00] Kasumi
    Where are they?
[17:03] Kasumi
    Amazing.
SIGN    Absolutely not in a good way.
[17:06] Aozora
    Nomura-san, are you okay?
[17:08] Kasumi
    Huh?
[17:08] Kasumi
    Y-Yes.
[17:10] Aozora
    You were going to the nurse's office
    because you felt sick, weren't you?
[17:13] Aozora
    Hold on, I'll take you there.
[17:15] Kasumi
    U-Um, I think they're sicker than I am.
[17:19] Aozora
    Look at their acrobatics.
[17:22] Aozora
    I'm sure they're fine.
[17:22] Kasumi
    But...
[17:25] Olivia
    Someone, help...
SIGN    Asobi Asobase
[17:32] Hanako
    We're in space.
[17:34] Hanako
    Finally.
[17:36] Hanako
    We're finally here.
SIGN    Film Production
[17:45] Kasumi
    Cut!
[17:46] Kasumi
    That's good.
[17:48] Hanako
    Kasumi-san, is this really safe?
[17:51] Kasumi
    What do you mean?
[17:53] Hanako
    We aren't going to have
    technical difficulties
[17:55] Hanako
    airing this at the cultural festival, are we?
[17:57] Kasumi
    O-Of course not.
[17:59] Olivia
    Why are we even doing a movie for the
    Pastimers Club's cultural festival exhibit?
[18:03] Olivia
    And why did it have to be sci-fi?
[18:05] Olivia
    We could have done romance
    or mystery or whatever else.
[18:07] Kasumi
    I-I saw Star Trek.
[18:10] Hanako
    That's the only reason we're doing sci-fi?!
[18:12] Hanako
    Are you sure you know enough about it?!
[18:14] Kasumi
    It's fine.
[18:16] Kasumi
    I learned that all you
    need to do to look like
[18:18] Kasumi
    an alien is to stand
    expressionless with a bowl cut.
[18:20] Hanako
    That's what you got out of Star Trek?!
[18:22] Kasumi
    Olivia-san's a sexy alien spy.
[18:25] Olivia
    O-Okay.
[18:26] Hanako
    Olivia, hang on, are you wearing pads?
[18:29] Olivia
    They aren't big ones.
[18:30] Hanako
    No fair!
[18:31] Kasumi
    By the way, I'd like the spy's
    actress to decide her fate.
[18:36] Kasumi
    How would you like to perish?
[18:38] Olivia
    She says it like I have an option,
    but I'm dying either way, aren't I?
[18:41] Kasumi
    Okay, here we go.
[18:43] Kasumi
    Start!
[18:48] Olivia
    I-I am sexy spy.
[18:53] Kasumi
    Okay, that was excellent!
[18:56] Hanako
    The spy just introduced herself as a spy.
[18:59] Kasumi
    Okay, next, a serious stare-down scene.
[19:02] Kasumi
    Start.
[19:03] Hanako
    What?
[19:04] Hanako
    Sexy spy, you say?
[19:12] Hanako
    Just once...
[19:14] Kasumi
    Hanako-san!
[19:15] Kasumi
    No blinking!
[19:16] Hanako
    Kasumi-san...
[19:18] Hanako
    I can't!
[19:19] Hanako
    I can't stare for a whole minute!
[19:20] Kasumi
    This scene is a whole minute of staring.
[19:22] Kasumi
    I'm counting on you.
[19:23] Kasumi
    Start.
[19:25] Hanako
    Sexy spy, you say?
[19:31] Hanako
    Scary, scary, scary!
[19:33] Kasumi
    All right, cut!
SIGN    Haah, haah, haah...
[19:37] Hanako
    Oh yeah, don't you think it's kind of boring
    not having a spaceship in a sci-fi movie?
[19:41] Kasumi
    Th-That's true.
[19:44] Kasumi
    How about a cardboard box
    that says "spaceship" on it?
SIGN    Spaceship
[19:47] Hanako
    Dude, that's just a cardboard
    box that says "spaceship" on it.
[19:50] Kasumi
    It'll look convincing if you hold a
    lever thing and shout "skadoosh."
[19:56] Hanako
    You're making a complete mockery of sci-fi!
[20:00] Sensei
    Sorry I'm late, guys.
[20:02] Sensei
    How's the movie coming?
[20:04] Olivia
    Sci-fi's harder than we thought, Sensei.
[20:08] Sensei
    Sci-fi?
[20:09] Sensei
    You're the Pastimers Club, so why
    don't you have some pastime props?
[20:14] Kasumi
    Sensei...
[20:16] Kasumi
    Are you mocking sci-fi?
[20:18] Sensei
    I'm sorry.
[20:19] Hanako
    You're standing in front of
    the biggest mocker, Sensei.
[20:22] Hanako
    It's fine.
[20:23] Sensei
    But I think you should take the
    opportunity to advertise the club.
[20:26] Olivia
    That's true.
[20:27] Olivia
    We should show them that we're
    doing proper club stuff,
[20:30] Olivia
    or they're going to start telling
    us to vacate the room again.
[20:34] Kasumi
    How about this, then?
[20:37] Olivia
    Help me!
[20:41] Hanako
    You have no escape from the high-tech
    restraint of the Skippy-Ropey.
[20:48] Hanako
    And with this enhanced interrogation tool,
[20:52] Hanako
    I shall make you confess
    all of your spy activities.
[20:55] Olivia
    Th-That's...
[20:57] Olivia
    The most advanced interrogation tool
    in the universe, the Kewpie-chan!
[21:01] Olivia
    Oh, no!
[21:03] Olivia
    That tool is going to blow my mind.
[21:07] Olivia
    It's going to do things to me.
[21:12] Hanako
    It is truly mind-blowing.
[21:15] Hanako
    I tried it on myself, and it wasn't
    long before my brain went whack.
[21:24] Olivia
    Honda-san!
[21:25] Olivia
    I'm pretty sure your brain's already whack
[21:27] Olivia
    if you're using interrogation
    tools on yourself!
[21:30] Kasumi
    How's that?
[21:31] Sensei
    Um...
[21:33] Sensei
    I-I think it'll be good...
[21:37] Kasumi
    Yeah!
[21:37] Olivia
    Oh, jeez, she's got such a good smile.
SIGN    Pastimers Club
[21:40] Hanako
    Hey, what do you think of this poster I made?
[21:43] Kasumi
    It's perfect!
[21:45] Kasumi
    Could you write "Announcing
    Anime Season 2!" at the top?
[21:48] Hanako
    But there's no plans for a season 2.
[21:50] Kasumi
    I want it to look like a huge project.
SIGN    Announcing Anime Season 2!!
[21:53] Hanako
    I never knew Kasumi was such a dreamer.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    The Tale of Genji Excerpt Translation: Dennis Washburn
SIGN    Japanese Pastimes, Please
[23:27] N
    Tag.
SIGN    Tag
SIGN    Murderer
[23:28] N
    A game in which one becomes a demon.
SIGN    Alien
    demon
[23:31] N
    Oni are often arrested for
    taking their pranks too far.
SIGN    Unit-01
    Oni
[23:35] N
    Because of the dangers involved,
    it is banned at school.