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9 - The Evil Witch

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SIGN    The Magic Words
[00:01] Hatori
    Long ago, in a faraway land,
    lived an unfortunate little girl.
[00:06] Hatori
    The little girl was very,
    very unfortunate.
[00:11] Guy
    I'm very sorry...
SIGN    Closeout Sale
[00:12] Guy
    At this point in March,
    these are all we have.
[00:17] Mom
    Thank you.
[00:19] Mom
    I'm sorry, Hatori.
[00:21] Mom
    You'll have to choose one of these.
[00:23] Hatori
    Okay.
SIGN    Closeout Sale
SIGN    As Is!!
[00:32] ---
    Closeout Sale
[00:33] Hatori
    Mom, I want this one.
[00:36] Mom
    Oh?
[00:41] Mom
    Normally, the school insignia
    would go right here.
[00:50] ---
    Closeout Sale
[00:55] Hatori
    I'm sorry.
SIGN    The Evil Witch
[02:37] Dad
    You're bringing that up again?
[02:39] Dad
    It happened over two years ago.
[02:43] Dad
    Hatori is a smart girl.
[02:45] Dad
    There are always middle school
    entrance exams, if necessary.
[02:48] Mom
    You always do that.
[02:50] Mom
    You always try to postpone the issue.
[02:55] Mom
    Sending her to public school
    for three more years...
[02:58] Dad
    It's your fault for not having her
    test for a backup school!
[03:03] Mom
    I thought not narrowing the options
    would restrict her potential!
[03:08] Dad
    Get over yourself!
[03:09] Mom
    What's your problem?
[03:10] Mom
    What about you, then?
    What have you done to help?
[03:14] Mom
    From the start, you've never cared
    about her entrance exams!
[03:16] Mom
    You wouldn't listen to
    any of my concerns!
[03:19] Mom
    I took her to cram school, picked her up,
[03:22] Mom
    and researched schools, all on my own!
[03:24] Hatori
    God...
[03:27] Hatori
    Because I'm such a useless daughter,
[03:30] Hatori
    my mom and dad don't get along anymore.
[03:34] Hatori
    I don't need presents for my
    birthday or Christmas.
[03:38] Hatori
    I'll study hard. I'll do anything!
[03:41] Hatori
    So please, God...
[03:45] Hatori
    Make my mom and dad be
    nice and get along again!
[03:55] Kids
    Let's eat!
[04:01] Dad
    Ayumu...
[04:02] Dad
    Don't gulp your food down.
[04:04] Dad
    Daiki is copying you.
[04:06] Ayumu
    Sure.
[04:07] Mom
    Later, we'll come cheer
    at your match, okay?
[04:10] Ayumu
    Got it.
[04:12] Ayumu
    I'm heading out!
[04:13] Dad
    Good luck!
[04:13] Daiki
    See you later!
SIGN    Close View
SIGN    Ayu-chan
SIGN     I'll do my best at the match. Come cheer me on, okay? Close View
[04:31] Hatori
    Ayu-chan!
[04:33] Hatori
    Good... morning...
[04:38] Hatori
    I'm hungry...
[04:46] Hatori
    S-So...
[04:47] Hatori
    Ayu-chan has a match today.
[04:50] Hatori
    Want to go cheer for her,
    like we used to?
[04:53] Hatori
    All three of us...
[04:58] Mom
    That's a good idea!
[05:01] Dad
    Who's Ayu-chan?
[05:02] Mom
    Hatori's friend. The really lively girl.
[05:05] Dad
    Oh, the one who's a bit boyish?
[05:08] Dad
    We should all go. It's been a long time.
[05:10] Mom
    I'll have to make lunches for us, then!
[05:12] Dad
    It's fine. We'll get food somewhere.
[05:16] Hatori
    One day, a good witch appeared
    before the girl and asked her,
[05:22] Hatori
    "What is your wish?"
[05:25] Hatori
    And the little girl said,
[05:27] Hatori
    "I wish everyone would be nice
    to each other all the time."
[05:31] Hatori
    And then, the witch said,
[05:34] Hatori
    "Very well.
[05:36] Hatori
    I will teach you some magic words."
[05:39] Hatori
    But the little girl didn't know
    how to use the magic words.
[05:46] Hatori
    You're supposed to obey
    the traffic signals.
SIGN    Pedestrians and Bicycles Only
[05:59] Boy
    Hey! Hurry it up!
[06:01] Boy
    I hope the basketball court is open!
[06:03] Boy
    The guys from the class next
    door might have taken it!
[06:06] Hatori
    You aren't supposed to run.
[06:17] Hatori
    What is this?
[06:29] Boy
    Huh?
[06:31] Boy
    Come on, let's go!
[06:32] Hatori
    I wonder what that thing was.
[06:35] Ayumu
    It was kind of weird.
[06:39] Ayumu
    Do you think it might be magic?
[06:42] Hatori
    Huh?
[06:43] Ayumu
    It must be. Remember that
    guy from this morning?
[06:48] Ayumu
    I bet that was your power, too.
[06:56] Ayumu
    You can use magic, Ha-chan!
[06:59] Hatori
    I don't...
[07:00] Ayumu
    Hey, try it again.
[07:02] Hatori
    Huh?
[07:03] Ayumu
    Your magic.
[07:06] Hatori
    But...
[07:08] Ayumu
    I know you can do it.
[07:10] Ayumu
    It worked on that guy and those boys!
[07:15] Hatori
    You really think so?
[07:24] Hatori
    Stop.
[07:35] Hatori
    I did it, Ayu-chan!
[07:38] Hatori
    Ayu-chan?
[07:40] Hatori
    Ayu-chan! Ayu-chan!
[07:42] Ayumu
    What's wrong, Ha-chan?
[07:47] Ayumu
    Wow! You really can use magic!
[07:52] Hatori
    You think so?
[07:53] Ayumu
    Yeah! That has to be it!
[07:56] Hatori
    I turned into a witch...
[07:59] Ayumu
    You're a good witch, Ha-chan!
[08:01] Hatori
    Huh?
[08:03] Ayumu
    Hey, Ha-chan...
[08:05] Ayumu
    Try it again.
[08:12] Hatori
    Walk.
[08:17] Ayumu
    Everyone, dance.
[08:19] Ayumu
    Wow.
[08:20] Ayumu
    They do what I say, too.
[08:22] Ayumu
    Okay, next...
[08:23] Ayumu
    Stop!
[08:26] Hatori
    Ayu-chan...
[08:31] Hatori
    You aren't afraid of me?
[08:35] Ayumu
    I'd never be afraid of you.
[08:37] Ayumu
    I'll always be with you, okay?
[08:44] Hatori
    "I will teach you some magic words.
[08:46] Hatori
    Use these, and you can
    grant yourself any wish.
[08:50] Hatori
    Everyone will do as you say.
[08:55] Hatori
    However, you must only
    use them for good.
[08:58] Hatori
    Do that, and you can be a good witch.
[09:02] Hatori
    But if you use them for evil,
[09:04] Hatori
    you will become an evil witch."
[09:09] Hatori
    But the little girl didn't follow
    the good witch's orders.

[09:15] Girl
    Your mom is so great, Hatori-chan.
[09:18] Girl
    She's so pretty, and she looks nice!
[09:21] Girl
    I wish my mom looked that stylish!
[09:24] Girl
    But she seems a little different now.
[09:27] Girl
    Back at the entrance ceremony,
    she seemed...
[09:29] Girl
    I don't know... kind of scary.
[09:32] Girl
    She's totally different now, huh?
[10:10] Hatori
    Mom? Dad?
SIGN    Ayu-chan
SIGN    
    
    Ha-chan, what's wrong?
    
    Ha-chan?
[10:18] Ayumu
    Ha-chan!
[10:23] Hatori
    Ayu-chan...
[10:27] Hatori
    "If you use them for evil,
[10:29] Hatori
    you will become an evil witch."
[10:34] Hatori
    I knew...
[10:38] Hatori
    I knew it didn't make sense
    that Mom and Dad
[10:41] Hatori
    were suddenly getting along.
[10:44] Hatori
    I knew it must have been the magic...
[10:49] Hatori
    But finding out for sure, I was scared.
[10:55] Hatori
    God is really mean, isn't he?
[10:58] Hatori
    To give me a magic power like this...
[11:03] Hatori
    What do I do, Ayu-chan?
[11:07] Hatori
    As long as I'm here, this house
    is full of nothing but lies.
[11:12] Ayumu
    Ha-chan...
[11:15] Hatori
    I'll go far away.
[11:19] Ayumu
    Okay. I'll go with you.
[11:22] Hatori
    What? But...
[11:23] Ayumu
    After all, I used your magic to
    tease a lot of people, too.
[11:29] Ayumu
    We're the same.
[11:50] Sana
    Hey, what time is it?
[11:52] Chinatsu
    It's 10:46.
[11:54] Chinatsu
    It hasn't been two minutes
    since you last asked.
[11:56] Sana
    Oh, really?
[11:58] Chinatsu
    You're really looking forward to
    your friends coming over, huh?
[12:03] Chinatsu
    "Hinagiri-san," right?
[12:05] Sana
    Yeah! Asahi and Yonaga!
[12:07] Zoroku
    Sana...
[12:09] Zoroku
    Would you throw out the, um...
    you know, that stuff?
[12:11] Zoroku
    You know, uh, the green stuff.
[12:13] Sana
    Green stuff?
[12:15] Sana
    Oh, the squishy things?
[12:17] Zoroku
    Yeah, those.
[12:19] Sana
    Leave it to me! I'll take
    care of anything!
[12:29] Sana
    These are next!
[12:31] Sana
    The green things you stick flowers in.
[12:33] Sana
    I'll wring them out and toss them!
[12:36] Sana
    Squish...
[12:39] Sana
    It feels so gross, but so cool!
[12:43] Sana
    Squish...
[12:45] Sana
    They're gonna be so surprised.
[12:47] Sana
    Since I left the research lab,
    I've learned all kinds of things.
[12:51] Sana
    Because I'm amazing!
[12:53] Yonaga
    W-Wait, Onee-sama!
[12:56] Yonaga
    Don't go so far ahead alone!
[12:58] Yonaga
    You'll get lost aga—
[12:59] Asahi
    No need to worry!
[13:00] Asahi
    I have the map that Sa-chan e-mailed me!
SIGN    Here
SIGN    Omotesando
SIGN    Station
[13:04] Yonaga
    O-Onee-sama, I don't think that...
[13:09] Yonaga
    Y-You see?
[13:11] Asahi
    W-Well, everyone makes mistakes.
[13:14] Asahi
    Um...
[13:16] Asahi
    Th-This is...
[13:17] Yonaga
    Takeshita Street?
[13:19] Yonaga
    W-We haven't been here before.
[13:21] Yonaga
    O-Onee-sama?
[13:23] Asahi
    Yonaga...
[13:24] Yonaga
    Yes?
[13:25] Asahi
    Which way do you think Ura-Hara is?
[13:28] Yonaga
    F-Forget it! It's already time!
[13:30] Yonaga
    Sa-chan is waiting for us!
[13:32] Asahi
    I know that! Of course I know that!
[13:35] Asahi
    But still, I mean...
[13:38] Asahi
    You know?
[13:39] Yonaga
    Y-You should probably ask Sa-chan.
[13:43] Asahi
    Y-You're right!
[13:44] Asahi
    We've been looking forward to playing
    with Sa-chan again, for so long!
[13:52] Asahi
    All right! Let's go see Sa-chan, Yonaga!
[13:55] Yonaga
    Yes!
[13:59] Hatori
    This is an order.
[14:00] Hatori
    Stop.
[14:12] Sana
    Zoroku, I'm done.
[14:14] Sana
    What's the next...
[14:19] Sana
    What are you doing?
[14:21] Sana
    Hey, what's the matter, Zoroku?
[14:27] Sana
    Come on, what is this?
[14:29] Sana
    Are you playing around?
[14:31] Sana
    Zoroku? Zoroku?
[14:33] Sana
    Zoroku!
[14:37] Hatori
    Your arm will tire in that position.
[14:39] Hatori
    Put it down.
[14:41] Hatori
    And don't make such a racket,
    while blocking the street.
[14:45] Hatori
    You're grown-ups.
[14:49] Hatori
    This is an order.
[14:50] Hatori
    Everyone, out of my way.
[14:55] Hatori
    What would you like?
[14:56] Ayumu
    Well...
[14:57] Ayumu
    Okay, I'll have the
    strawberry-strawberry.
[15:00] Hatori
    That, and one kiwi with whipped cream.
[15:07] Ayumu
    So, what should we do now?
[15:09] Hatori
    Well...
[15:11] Hatori
    We'll do as we like,
    until we're out of money.
[15:13] Hatori
    When we are, we'll get a job.
[15:16] Hatori
    With magic, even an elementary
    schooler can get a part-time job.
[15:20] Ayumu
    Yeah...
[15:21] Hatori
    We'll live in an unfamiliar town,
[15:23] Hatori
    find work, and when we have enough
    money, we'll move to the next one.
[15:27] Hatori
    It'll be lovely.
[15:29] Hatori
    Hey, why don't we look from up there?
[15:32] Ayumu
    Yeah.
[15:38] Ayumu
    It's smaller than I thought.
[15:40] Hatori
    It is.
[15:41] Hatori
    But the view is nice.
[15:43] Hatori
    Normally, we couldn't get
    into places like this.
[15:48] Ayumu
    It's so quiet.
[15:50] Ayumu
    As if everyone in the world disappeared,
     and we're the only ones.
[15:54] Hatori
    Yeah.
[15:56] Hatori
    Sure about this?
[15:58] Ayumu
    Huh?
[15:59] Hatori
    You don't have to come, Ayu-chan.
[16:02] Ayumu
    Why? You don't want me with you?
[16:04] Hatori
    No, I didn't mean that.
[16:07] Hatori
    I only meant that this is all my fault.
[16:11] Hatori
    I can't even undo the magic myself.
[16:14] Hatori
    That's why Mom and Dad...
[16:18] Hatori
    I couldn't stay at home,
[16:20] Hatori
    so I decided that I'd go on alone.
[16:23] Hatori
    But that isn't the case for you, is it?
[16:27] Ayumu
    Didn't I promise I'd always
    stay with you?
[16:30] Ayumu
    Even if you're a witch,
    you're still Ha-chan!
[16:33] Hatori
    Ayu-chan...
[16:36] Hatori
    Ayu-chan, I love you.
[16:38] Hatori
    You're such a hot guy!
[16:40] Ayumu
    I'm a hot guy, all right.
[16:42] Ayumu
    There, there.
[16:49] Ayumu
    What's that about?
[16:51] Hatori
    The magic hasn't even worn off.
[16:54] Sana
    Wh-What's wrong with you? Stop this!
[16:57] Sana
    Are you joking around? Say something!
[16:58] Ayumu
    Over there!
[17:00] All
    Something.
[17:01] Sana
    No, no! That isn't what I meant!
[17:05] Sana
    This isn't right.
[17:07] Sana
    What's going on?
[17:09] Sana
    What happened to Zoroku
    and everyone else?
[17:12] Sana
    E-Everyone outside is this way...
[17:18] Hatori
    Who are you?
[17:23] Ayumu
    Are you okay?
[17:24] Sana
    I... I can't...
[17:26] Sana
    I've never run that much before...
[17:29] Ayumu
    How are you unaffected by the magic?
[17:31] Sana
    Huh? M-Magic?
[17:34] Sana
    What do you mean?
[17:36] Sana
    More importantly, what's going on?
[17:39] Sana
    And just who are you?
[17:40] Sana
    Are they... okay?
[17:42] Sana
    Zoroku and the others.
[17:43] Sana
    Everyone's acting weird....
[17:45] Sana
    Just... What's going on?
[17:47] Sana
    I really don't like this.
[17:49] Sana
    I don't like this frazzled feeling.
[17:51] Hatori
    What's with you?
[17:54] Sana
    What happened?
[17:57] Hatori
    Does my magic not work on her?
[18:00] Ayumu
    It seems that way.
[18:02] Hatori
    How can that be?
[18:04] Ayumu
    This has never...
[18:08] Ayumu
    Hey, where did you come from?
[18:10] Sana
    Huh?
[18:11] Ayumu
    If you know something, tell us!
[18:13] Ayumu
    Why doesn't Ha-chan's magic affect you?
[18:16] Sana
    Huh?
[18:17] AYumu
    Did you do something special?
[18:18] AYumu
    Or have something?
[18:20] Ayumu
    Just tell us anything you know.
[18:22] Ayumu
    We're looking for a way
    to undo this magic!
[18:26] Hatori
    Ayu-chan, what are you saying?
[18:27] Ayumu
    Please!
[18:29] Sana
    W-Wait a second.
[18:31] Sana
    What are you talking about?
[18:33] Ayumu
    I... I'm Miho Ayumu.
[18:36] Ayumu
    This is my friend, Hatori-chan.
[18:38] Hatori
    Stop!
[18:40] Ayumu
    If there's a way to stay
    unaffected by the magic,
[18:44] Ayumu
    Ha-chan won't have to leave home!
[18:47] Sana
    Not that...
[18:49] Sana
    What's going on?
[18:51] Sana
    So you two did this, then?
[18:55] Sana
    Then...
[18:56] Sana
    Then, wait a minute.
[18:58] Sana
    You're saying you two did all this?
[19:02] Sana
    To Zoroku and everyone?
[19:05] Sana
    It was all you?!
[19:09] Hatori
    That's...
[19:11] Hatori
    Why did it suddenly—
[19:12] Ayumu
    Ha-chan?
[19:21] Guy
    Whoops, careful.
[19:22] Guy
    Sorry.
[19:23] Guy
    Man, what're you doing?
[19:25] Guy
    It wasn't my fault.
[19:26] Ayumu
    No way.
[19:27] Ayumu
    The town
[19:29] Ayumu
    is back to normal.
[19:32] Asahi
    Isn't this exciting?
[19:33] Yonaga
    Y-Yes! Sa-chan is waiting for us!
[19:37] Sana
    You two...
[19:41] Sana
    I won't let you get away with that.
[19:44] Sana
    I won't!
[19:52] Guy
    What the heck is that?
[19:54] Guy
    Whoa, what's that?
[19:55] Girl
    Wow!
[19:56] Guy
    A promotion?
[19:57] Girl
    Why Santa?
[20:10] Guy
    What was that?
[20:11] Guy
    You also saw Santa Claus, right?
[20:18] Sana
    Wh-What is this? What's happening?
[20:24] Hatori
    This is an order. You are to...
[20:29] Guy
    Did you just see a light?
[20:30] Girl
    Huh? Really?
[20:32] Hatori
    What are you?
[20:37] Hatori
    Ow!
[20:38] Ayumu
    H-Hey...
[20:39] Hatori
    That hurts... Hey.
[20:41] Ayumu
    Just calm down! Stop it, okay?
[20:43] Sana
    Shut up! What's wrong is wrong!
[20:46] Sana
    Was it you? Were you two the ones?
[20:46] Hatori
    Ow... Come on!
[20:51] Sana
    Let me go!
[20:53] Sana
    Why?
[21:04] Ayumu
    Hey, wait up!
[21:06] Sana
    W-Wait... You...
[21:08] Sana
    O-Oh...
[21:10] Sana
    Out of energy...
[21:13] Guy
    What happened?
[21:14] Girl
    Hang in there!
[21:18] Ayumu
    Ha-chan?
[21:21] Ayumu
    Hey, Ha-chan?
[21:22] Hatori
    Even if the magic works on them,
    they forget about it afterward,
[21:26] Hatori
    so I thought I could get
    away with anything.
[21:31] Hatori
    But everyone around her...
[21:33] Hatori
    Probably her family, friends,
    and everyone else
[21:37] Hatori
    ended up like soulless zombies.
[21:40] Hatori
    And she was all alone,
    in the middle of them.
[21:47] Hatori
    She must have felt so
    scared and nervous.
[21:50] Hatori
    It must have been so confusing and terrifying.
[21:55] Ayumu
    Ha-chan?
[21:57] Hatori
    Ayu-chan, I...
[22:01] Hatori
    I really did turn into an evil witch.
SIGN    Next Episode Where the Cheshire Cat Smiles
[23:36] Voice
    Where the Cheshire Cat Smiles.