5 - A Home to Return to

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[00:03] Sana
    What are you saying?
[00:05] Sana
    I'm not human, you know.
[00:08] Sana
    I'll cause a lot of trouble for you.
[00:11] Sana
    For Sanae, too.
[00:12] Zoroku
    So what?
[00:14] Zoroku
    No matter what you are,
[00:16] Zoroku
    in tough times, you should
    be with others.
[00:20] Zoroku
    You left because you wanted to
    see what was outside, right?
[00:24] Zoroku
    Then do that.
[00:26] Zoroku
    Don't go back on your word.
[00:28] Zoroku
    I hate crooked stuff, you know.
[00:39] Sana
    Y-You must be an idiot!
[00:42] Zoroku
    I see.
[00:56] Ichijo
    Sorry I'm late.
[00:59] Ichijo
    I'm here to save you.
[01:01] Ichijo
    I'm Cabinet Information Research Office
    Secret Service agent Ichijo Shizuku.
[01:07] Ichijo
    We'll be taking you two with us!
SIGN    A Home to Return to
[02:52] Waitress
    Um, I will now read back your order.
[02:56] Waitress
    Three stewed Hamburg steak B meals,
[02:58] Waitress
    four mozzarella pizzas,
    two mushroom risottos,
[03:02] Waitress
    three herb and chicken salads,
    and three orders of focaccia.
[03:05] Waitress
    Is that correct?
[03:06] Kito
    Yes, and the drink bar for four, please.
[03:10] Waitress
    Drink bar for four.
[03:11] Waitress
    Thank you very much.
[03:14] Kito
    Yes?
[03:16] Kito
    What?
[03:18] Guy
    Yes, the container holding the
    Red Queen has been stolen.
[03:23] Guy
    I believe the thief possessed
    a Dream of Alice.
[03:26] Kito
    Surely not from before.
[03:31] Ichijo
    I strongly suggest that you retreat,
[03:34] Ichijo
    former Second Lieutenant
    Minnie C. Tachibana.
[03:44] Minnie
    I won't let you have her.
[03:46] Minnie
    The Red Queen is my last...
[03:49] Ichijo
    Operation 3-1.
[03:56] Ichijo
    #590, operation 1-8.
[04:01] Minnie
    Different types of cards?!
[04:07] Ichijo
    #51!
[04:10] Ichijo
    #15!
[04:26] Ichijo
    For now, that should stop them.
[04:29] Ichijo
    Is either one of you hurt?
[04:39] Noriko
    You are just the best, Ichijo-senpai!
[04:41] Noriko
    God, you're so awesome...
[04:44] Noriko
    I wish I could've seen you kicking
    ass from down below!
SIGN    Voice
[04:49] Ichijo
    Quiet, Yamada.
[04:50] Ichijo
    What's happening around us?
[04:51] Noriko
    Oh, right.
[04:53] Noriko
    No sign of the enemy within one
    kilometer of the target ship.
[04:56] Noriko
    The Mirror Gate is still responding.
    Please be careful.
[05:00] Noriko
    Just count on Yamada Noriko's special
SIGN    Voice
[05:02] Noriko
    new and improved, pan-global,
    Ichijo-detection system!
[05:06] Ichijo
    Not necessary.
[05:07] Naito
    The annoying girl is Yamada,
[05:09] Naito
    the team director of technology.
[05:11] Naito
    I don't understand it all, but...
[05:13] Naito
    She takes base station data
    from geostationary satellites
[05:17] Naito
    and cell phones to form a system
    that locates Dreams of Alice,
[05:21] Naito
    or more specifically, Ichijo-kun...
[05:22] Ichijo
    Really, she's just my stalker.
[05:25] Sanae
    Sta...
[05:26] Ichijo
    She always shows up at my
    destinations before I do.
[05:29] Ichijo
    At first, I wondered whose
    agent she was.
[05:31] Noriko
    How rude!
[05:31] Noriko
    Call me your unwelcome little sister.
[05:34] Noriko
    Or at least your fan!
[05:35] Naito
    She's the best hacker around,
[05:38] Naito
    but she's also like this.
[05:41] Noriko
    It did take a while to enable it to
    detect anyone other than senpai,
[05:46] Noriko
    so locating the escort was delayed.
[05:48] Ichijo
    Sana-chan, I'm sorry you went
    through something so scary.
[05:53] Ichijo
    Now, let's go home.
[05:56] Noriko
    Senpai! Incoming!
[05:59] Ichijo
    #12!
[06:03] Ichijo
    Operation 3-6.
[06:05] Ichijo
    #21.
[06:09] Ichijo
    They can turn invisible,
    just as our intel said.
[06:12] Ichijo
    Both of you, stay behind me.
[06:24] Ichijo
    #576 through #580.
[06:27] Ichijo
    Operation 2-4. Add paralysis attribute.
[06:31] Minnie
    I remember now.
[06:33] Minnie
    The day of the typhoon, you were
    the one who got in my way.
[06:41] Minnie
    Just what are you?
[06:43] Minnie
    How are you able to use
    so many types of cards?
[06:46] Minnie
    Everyone should be restricted to one.
[06:50] Ichijo
    Perhaps it's just talent?
[06:55] Minnie
    But... But this is all I have!
[07:04] Ichijo
    #12!
[07:11] Minnie
    Darling,
[07:12] Minnie
    please lend me just a bit more strength.
[07:30] Ichijo
    Yamada!
[07:30] Noriko
    Y-Yes, Senpai!
[07:32] Ichijo
    Don't bring the helicopter any closer.
[07:34] Ichijo
    Stand by overhead!
[07:37] Ichijo
    Get too close, and you'll
    be knocked down.
SIGN    Voice
[07:58] Ichijo
    Sana-chan...
[08:00] Ichijo
    Can you hear me? This is Ichijo.
[08:02] Sana
    Oh...
[08:04] Ichijo
    Take this. #66.
[08:07] Ichijo
    Use that to replenish your energy.
SIGN    Voice
[08:10] Sana
    What is this?
[08:12] Ichijo
    It's candy.
[08:13] Ichijo
    It's very sweet, so eat it slowly.
[08:15] Ichijo
    There's water, too.
[08:17] Ichijo
    I'm going to find a way
    to stop that woman.
[08:20] Ichijo
    When you get your powers back,
[08:22] Ichijo
    take Kashimura-san and escape.
[08:26] Ichijo
    Do you remember the helicopter
    that was above?
SIGN    Voice
[08:29] Ichijo
    If you can reach it, the scary people
    won't follow anymore.
[08:32] Ichijo
    You'll win, Sana-chan!
[08:36] Sana
    Okay, got it.
[08:37] Zoroku
    Hey...
[08:38] Sana
    It'll be okay.
[08:40] Sana
    You said it'll be okay, so it'll be okay.
[08:45] Zoroku
    I see.
[08:46] Sana
    Someday, I'll be the one to save you!
[08:53] Sana
    H-Hey, I can't open this.
[08:56] Sana
    You open it.
[09:07] Noriko
    At eight o'clock!
[09:08] Noriko
    No... ten o'clock...
[09:10] Noriko
    The second row of containers!
[09:11] Noriko
    No, wait...
[09:12] Noriko
    Um, um...
SIGN    Voice
[09:15] Ichijo
    Calm down, Yamada.
[09:16] Noriko
    I'm sorry, but there's still
    a large margin of error.
[09:19] Noriko
    I know!
[09:20] Noriko
    If I tell myself you're the target,
[09:22] Noriko
    my motivation and accuracy
    will exponentially increase!
[09:24] Ichijo
    That's enough of that!
[09:25] Ichijo
    #381!
[09:30] Ichijo
    She stays hidden, while the invisible
    arms strike with precision.
[09:34] Ichijo
    Where is she?
[09:39] Noriko
    Senpai!
[09:44] Ichijo
    Yamada... Where is she?
[09:46] Noriko
    Oh, right!
[09:49] Noriko
    Stay calm...
[09:50] Noriko
    Stay calm...
[09:54] Noriko
    I found her!
[09:56] Noriko
    At three o'clock, the seventh
    row of containers!
[09:58] Noriko
    I'm such a genius!
[10:07] Minnie
    This is the end.
[10:11] Ichijo
    I really don't like it
[10:14] Ichijo
    when I have to get serious.
[10:32] Ichijo
    #1!
[10:35] Noriko
    There it is!
[10:37] Noriko
    #1!
[10:41] Noriko
    #2.
[10:43] Noriko
    #3.
[10:48] Ichijo
    I hate using the single digits.
[10:52] Ichijo
    I can't pull punches with them.
[10:54] Minnie
    Just what are you?!
[10:58] Witch
    All right!
[10:59] Witch
    Let's do it!
[11:05] Witch
    #12.
[11:06] Witch
    Operation 1-8.
[11:47] Minnie
    Stay out of
[11:49] Minnie
    our way!
[11:58] Ichijo
    Didn't I tell you...
[12:05] Ichijo
    I can't pull punches.
[12:21] Ichijo
    Former Second Lieutenant
    Minnie C. Tachibana,
[12:24] Ichijo
    you are under immediate arrest
[12:26] Ichijo
    for abduction of a minor,
    assault, and bodily harm.
[12:33] Ichijo
    This is a magic storeroom that
    some maid in an anime used.
[12:39] Ichijo
    It showed up one night, after I'd
    fallen asleep with the TV on.
[12:44] Ichijo
    666 weapons and 13 grimoires
    are stored inside.
[12:49] Ichijo
    I'm basically a human weapon.
[12:51] Ichijo
    Ridiculous, isn't it?
[12:54] Ichijo
    I don't believe
[12:56] Ichijo
    these are things that appear for the
    purpose of granting our wishes.
[13:04] Minnie
    Out of energy...
[13:19] Minnie
    How long have I been alone?
[13:25] Minnie
    Long ago, I realized that the
    gears had slipped off-track.
[13:29] Minnie
    But still, I am unable to stop.
[13:33] Minnie
    What am I to do?
[13:35] Minnie
    To think that I must... go on living.
[13:40] Minnie
    Tomorrow, the next day, and beyond.
[13:45] Minnie
    I am sorry, darling...
[13:48] Minnie
    I'm sorry that I am still alive.
[13:54] Minnie
    I'm sorry!
[14:14] Sana
    Hey, Zoroku.
[14:17] Zoroku
    What?
[14:19] Sana
    I think I'm going to cause
    more trouble for people,
[14:24] Sana
    just by existing in the outside world.
[14:26] Sana
    Even if I don't, I'll probably
    still make lots of mistakes.
[14:31] Sana
    I don't know why I was made this way,
[14:36] Sana
    in this form,
[14:39] Sana
    but someone made me.
[14:41] Sana
    Within this world,
[14:43] Sana
    someone wanted me to do
    something in human form.
[14:50] Sana
    You know, Zoroku...
[14:53] Sana
    I want to be human!
[14:59] Sana
    Or if not human, I want to
    be something more real.
[15:03] Sana
    I don't know how to say it, but...
[15:05] Sana
    I want to know lots more!
[15:07] Sana
    About humans, about you and Sanae,
[15:11] Sana
    and about how much there
    is to this world.
[15:14] Sana
    I want to eat lots of delicious things!
[15:17] Sana
    By doing that, I want to become
    something more real.
[15:21] Sana
    And one day, I want to find
    out why I was made,
[15:24] Sana
    and why I'm not human—
[15:28] Sana
    I'm hungry.
[15:31] Zoroku
    Someday, you'll understand it all.
[15:34] Sana
    Yeah.
[15:49] Sana
    And my hair...
[15:51] Sana
    I can do it myself, but I want
    Sanae to do it for me.
[15:54] Zoroku
    Ask her when we get back.
[15:57] Sana
    Yeah!
[16:16] Zoroku
    That's a nice view...
[16:18] Zoroku
    Pretty amazing.
[16:20] Sana
    Isn't it?
[16:21] Sana
    I can do anything!
[16:46] Waitress
    Thank you very much.
[16:47] Kito
    Yes, that's right.
[16:49] Kito
    The situation's changed.
[16:50] Kito
    Dispose of all the Dreams of Alice data.
[16:53] Kito
    And until you hear from me again...
[16:55] Guy
    Kito Koichi-san, correct?
[16:58] Kito
    That's right.
[16:59] Guy
    Oh, pardon me...
[17:01] Guy
    I'm with the Yotsuya police.
[17:08] Naito
    I'm really sorry about this, old man.
[17:11] Naito
    Given the commotion this
    ended up involving,
[17:14] Naito
    life will probably be noisy for a while.
[17:17] Naito
    You might as well give up.
[17:19] Zoroku
    Hmph!
[17:21] Naito
    Well, on that note.
[17:23] Naito
    Where are you now?
[17:26] Zoroku
    I don't know.
[17:28] Zoroku
    I'm in the sky.
SIGN    Voice
[17:31] Naito
    Well, that's fine.
[17:33] Naito
    Just try not to let people see
    you or take pictures.
[17:35] Naito
    It'd make my life hell.
[17:37] Zoroku
    Hear that, Sana?
[17:39] Sana
    B-But it wasn't me...
[17:41] Sana
    This wasn't on purpose!
[17:43] Zoroku
    Every now and then, I guess it's fine.
[17:45] Zoroku
    Not every day you get to
    fly around in the sky.
[17:49] Naito
    What the hell?
[17:50] Naito
    It grosses me out when
    you're in a good mood.
[17:53] Zoroku
    Does it?
[17:54] Zoroku
    Well, it happens sometimes.
SIGN    Voice
[17:56] Zoroku
    After all, I got another
    granddaughter today.
[17:59] Zoroku
    Sanae will be happy, too.
[18:03] Sanae
    You idiot!
[18:07] Sana
    H-Hey, Zoroku.
[18:11] Sana
    Um...
[18:13] Sana
    I'm sorry I knocked over those vases today.
[18:17] Zoroku
    You should say those things sooner.
[18:20] Sana
    Okay.
[18:23] Zoroku
    Let's go home.
[18:28] Sana
    Yeah.
[18:38] Sanae
    And that was how our family
    gained a new member today.
SIGN    Authorized Personnel Only Past This Point
[18:47] Sanae
    Ichijo-san and the others said
[18:49] Sanae
    the scary organization that had
    held Sana-chan prisoner
[18:53] Sanae
    was dismantled shortly after that.
[18:57] Sanae
    And after the incident,
[18:59] Sanae
    the people opposing Naito-san
    and his team quieted down.
[19:03] Sanae
    Grandpa complained
[19:05] Sanae
    that the way Naito-san had
    used him disgusted him.
[19:10] Sanae
    The military lady who took Sana-chan
[19:13] Sanae
    returned to her own country due to a...
[19:16] Sanae
    protection agreement or something?
[20:12] Sana
    Oh, welcome back, Sanae.
[20:14] Sanae
    Thanks, Sana-chan.
[20:20] Sanae
    Going to water the flowers?
[20:22] Sane
    Yep, that's my job.
[20:25] Sana
    When the soil's dry, give them water.
[20:31] Sana
    Looks like you don't need
    water too badly today.
[20:34] Sana
    That's because it rained a
    little bit yesterday.
[20:40] Sana
    I see!
[20:42] Sanae
    She's so cute!
[20:46] Sana
    Prune the wilted blossoms...
[20:53] Sana
    There.
[20:59] Sana
    This looks great!
[21:00] Sanae
    Okay, let's eat.
[21:02] Sana
    Yeah.
[21:03] Sanae
    By the way... Lately, you seem
    to have more stamina, huh?
[21:07] Sanae
    Let's all go somewhere to play soon.
[21:11] Sana
    Okay!
[21:12] Sana
    What's "play"?
[21:13] Sana
    Where are we going?
[21:14] Sanae
    Maybe a theme park or a zoo!
[21:17] Sanae
    I bet you've never been to a zoo, right?
[21:21] Sanae
    Or an aquarium...
[21:24] Sana
    Aqua... What is that?
[21:27] Sanae
    Or a hot spring.
[21:29] Sana
    Hot spring?
[21:29] Sana
    What's a hot spring?
[21:30] Sanae
    Oh, hot springs are great.
[21:33] Sanae
    They're paradise!
[21:35] Sana
    Paradise?
[21:36] Sana
    Is that amazing?
[21:37] Zoroku
    For now, let's just eat.
[21:43] All
    Time to eat.
[21:44] Sana
    Time to eat!
[21:47] Naito
    Sounds like they're having a great time.
[21:49] Ichijo
    It sure does.
[21:52] Naito
    So peaceful.
[21:54] Naito
    Little to do...
[21:56] Naito
    I wish we'd have another incident.
[22:01] Ichijo
    That's so rash.