9 - The Evil Witch Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    The Magic Words [00:01] Hatori     Long ago, in a faraway land,     lived an unfortunate little girl. [00:06] Hatori     The little girl was very,     very unfortunate. [00:11] Guy     I'm very sorry... SIGN    Closeout Sale [00:12] Guy     At this point in March,     these are all we have. [00:17] Mom     Thank you. [00:19] Mom     I'm sorry, Hatori. [00:21] Mom     You'll have to choose one of these. [00:23] Hatori     Okay. SIGN    Closeout Sale SIGN    As Is!! [00:32] ---     Closeout Sale [00:33] Hatori     Mom, I want this one. [00:36] Mom     Oh? [00:41] Mom     Normally, the school insignia     would go right here. [00:50] ---     Closeout Sale [00:55] Hatori     I'm sorry. SIGN    The Evil Witch [02:37] Dad     You're bringing that up again? [02:39] Dad     It happened over two years ago. [02:43] Dad     Hatori is a smart girl. [02:45] Dad     There are always middle school     entrance exams, if necessary. [02:48] Mom     You always do that. [02:50] Mom     You always try to postpone the issue. [02:55] Mom     Sending her to public school     for three more years... [02:58] Dad     It's your fault for not having her     test for a backup school! [03:03] Mom     I thought not narrowing the options     would restrict her potential! [03:08] Dad     Get over yourself! [03:09] Mom     What's your problem? [03:10] Mom     What about you, then?     What have you done to help? [03:14] Mom     From the start, you've never cared     about her entrance exams! [03:16] Mom     You wouldn't listen to     any of my concerns! [03:19] Mom     I took her to cram school, picked her up, [03:22] Mom     and researched schools, all on my own! [03:24] Hatori     God... [03:27] Hatori     Because I'm such a useless daughter, [03:30] Hatori     my mom and dad don't get along anymore. [03:34] Hatori     I don't need presents for my     birthday or Christmas. [03:38] Hatori     I'll study hard. I'll do anything! [03:41] Hatori     So please, God... [03:45] Hatori     Make my mom and dad be     nice and get along again! [03:55] Kids     Let's eat! [04:01] Dad     Ayumu... [04:02] Dad     Don't gulp your food down. [04:04] Dad     Daiki is copying you. [04:06] Ayumu     Sure. [04:07] Mom     Later, we'll come cheer     at your match, okay? [04:10] Ayumu     Got it. [04:12] Ayumu     I'm heading out! [04:13] Dad     Good luck! [04:13] Daiki     See you later! SIGN    Close View SIGN    Ayu-chan SIGN     I'll do my best at the match. Come cheer me on, okay? Close View [04:31] Hatori     Ayu-chan! [04:33] Hatori     Good... morning... [04:38] Hatori     I'm hungry... [04:46] Hatori     S-So... [04:47] Hatori     Ayu-chan has a match today. [04:50] Hatori     Want to go cheer for her,     like we used to? [04:53] Hatori     All three of us... [04:58] Mom     That's a good idea! [05:01] Dad     Who's Ayu-chan? [05:02] Mom     Hatori's friend. The really lively girl. [05:05] Dad     Oh, the one who's a bit boyish? [05:08] Dad     We should all go. It's been a long time. [05:10] Mom     I'll have to make lunches for us, then! [05:12] Dad     It's fine. We'll get food somewhere. [05:16] Hatori     One day, a good witch appeared     before the girl and asked her, [05:22] Hatori     "What is your wish?" [05:25] Hatori     And the little girl said, [05:27] Hatori     "I wish everyone would be nice     to each other all the time." [05:31] Hatori     And then, the witch said, [05:34] Hatori     "Very well. [05:36] Hatori     I will teach you some magic words." [05:39] Hatori     But the little girl didn't know     how to use the magic words. [05:46] Hatori     You're supposed to obey     the traffic signals. SIGN    Pedestrians and Bicycles Only [05:59] Boy     Hey! Hurry it up! [06:01] Boy     I hope the basketball court is open! [06:03] Boy     The guys from the class next     door might have taken it! [06:06] Hatori     You aren't supposed to run. [06:17] Hatori     What is this? [06:29] Boy     Huh? [06:31] Boy     Come on, let's go! [06:32] Hatori     I wonder what that thing was. [06:35] Ayumu     It was kind of weird. [06:39] Ayumu     Do you think it might be magic? [06:42] Hatori     Huh? [06:43] Ayumu     It must be. Remember that     guy from this morning? [06:48] Ayumu     I bet that was your power, too. [06:56] Ayumu     You can use magic, Ha-chan! [06:59] Hatori     I don't... [07:00] Ayumu     Hey, try it again. [07:02] Hatori     Huh? [07:03] Ayumu     Your magic. [07:06] Hatori     But... [07:08] Ayumu     I know you can do it. [07:10] Ayumu     It worked on that guy and those boys! [07:15] Hatori     You really think so? [07:24] Hatori     Stop. [07:35] Hatori     I did it, Ayu-chan! [07:38] Hatori     Ayu-chan? [07:40] Hatori     Ayu-chan! Ayu-chan! [07:42] Ayumu     What's wrong, Ha-chan? [07:47] Ayumu     Wow! You really can use magic! [07:52] Hatori     You think so? [07:53] Ayumu     Yeah! That has to be it! [07:56] Hatori     I turned into a witch... [07:59] Ayumu     You're a good witch, Ha-chan! [08:01] Hatori     Huh? [08:03] Ayumu     Hey, Ha-chan... [08:05] Ayumu     Try it again. [08:12] Hatori     Walk. [08:17] Ayumu     Everyone, dance. [08:19] Ayumu     Wow. [08:20] Ayumu     They do what I say, too. [08:22] Ayumu     Okay, next... [08:23] Ayumu     Stop! [08:26] Hatori     Ayu-chan... [08:31] Hatori     You aren't afraid of me? [08:35] Ayumu     I'd never be afraid of you. [08:37] Ayumu     I'll always be with you, okay? [08:44] Hatori     "I will teach you some magic words. [08:46] Hatori     Use these, and you can     grant yourself any wish. [08:50] Hatori     Everyone will do as you say. [08:55] Hatori     However, you must only     use them for good. [08:58] Hatori     Do that, and you can be a good witch. [09:02] Hatori     But if you use them for evil, [09:04] Hatori     you will become an evil witch." [09:09] Hatori     But the little girl didn't follow     the good witch's orders. [09:15] Girl     Your mom is so great, Hatori-chan. [09:18] Girl     She's so pretty, and she looks nice! [09:21] Girl     I wish my mom looked that stylish! [09:24] Girl     But she seems a little different now. [09:27] Girl     Back at the entrance ceremony,     she seemed... [09:29] Girl     I don't know... kind of scary. [09:32] Girl     She's totally different now, huh? [10:10] Hatori     Mom? Dad? SIGN    Ayu-chan SIGN              Ha-chan, what's wrong?          Ha-chan? [10:18] Ayumu     Ha-chan! [10:23] Hatori     Ayu-chan... [10:27] Hatori     "If you use them for evil, [10:29] Hatori     you will become an evil witch." [10:34] Hatori     I knew... [10:38] Hatori     I knew it didn't make sense     that Mom and Dad [10:41] Hatori     were suddenly getting along. [10:44] Hatori     I knew it must have been the magic... [10:49] Hatori     But finding out for sure, I was scared. [10:55] Hatori     God is really mean, isn't he? [10:58] Hatori     To give me a magic power like this... [11:03] Hatori     What do I do, Ayu-chan? [11:07] Hatori     As long as I'm here, this house     is full of nothing but lies. [11:12] Ayumu     Ha-chan... [11:15] Hatori     I'll go far away. [11:19] Ayumu     Okay. I'll go with you. [11:22] Hatori     What? But... [11:23] Ayumu     After all, I used your magic to     tease a lot of people, too. [11:29] Ayumu     We're the same. [11:50] Sana     Hey, what time is it? [11:52] Chinatsu     It's 10:46. [11:54] Chinatsu     It hasn't been two minutes     since you last asked. [11:56] Sana     Oh, really? [11:58] Chinatsu     You're really looking forward to     your friends coming over, huh? [12:03] Chinatsu     "Hinagiri-san," right? [12:05] Sana     Yeah! Asahi and Yonaga! [12:07] Zoroku     Sana... [12:09] Zoroku     Would you throw out the, um...     you know, that stuff? [12:11] Zoroku     You know, uh, the green stuff. [12:13] Sana     Green stuff? [12:15] Sana     Oh, the squishy things? [12:17] Zoroku     Yeah, those. [12:19] Sana     Leave it to me! I'll take     care of anything! [12:29] Sana     These are next! [12:31] Sana     The green things you stick flowers in. [12:33] Sana     I'll wring them out and toss them! [12:36] Sana     Squish... [12:39] Sana     It feels so gross, but so cool! [12:43] Sana     Squish... [12:45] Sana     They're gonna be so surprised. [12:47] Sana     Since I left the research lab,     I've learned all kinds of things. [12:51] Sana     Because I'm amazing! [12:53] Yonaga     W-Wait, Onee-sama! [12:56] Yonaga     Don't go so far ahead alone! [12:58] Yonaga     You'll get lost aga— [12:59] Asahi     No need to worry! [13:00] Asahi     I have the map that Sa-chan e-mailed me! SIGN    Here SIGN    Omotesando SIGN    Station [13:04] Yonaga     O-Onee-sama, I don't think that... [13:09] Yonaga     Y-You see? [13:11] Asahi     W-Well, everyone makes mistakes. [13:14] Asahi     Um... [13:16] Asahi     Th-This is... [13:17] Yonaga     Takeshita Street? [13:19] Yonaga     W-We haven't been here before. [13:21] Yonaga     O-Onee-sama? [13:23] Asahi     Yonaga... [13:24] Yonaga     Yes? [13:25] Asahi     Which way do you think Ura-Hara is? [13:28] Yonaga     F-Forget it! It's already time! [13:30] Yonaga     Sa-chan is waiting for us! [13:32] Asahi     I know that! Of course I know that! [13:35] Asahi     But still, I mean... [13:38] Asahi     You know? [13:39] Yonaga     Y-You should probably ask Sa-chan. [13:43] Asahi     Y-You're right! [13:44] Asahi     We've been looking forward to playing     with Sa-chan again, for so long! [13:52] Asahi     All right! Let's go see Sa-chan, Yonaga! [13:55] Yonaga     Yes! [13:59] Hatori     This is an order. [14:00] Hatori     Stop. [14:12] Sana     Zoroku, I'm done. [14:14] Sana     What's the next... [14:19] Sana     What are you doing? [14:21] Sana     Hey, what's the matter, Zoroku? [14:27] Sana     Come on, what is this? [14:29] Sana     Are you playing around? [14:31] Sana     Zoroku? Zoroku? [14:33] Sana     Zoroku! [14:37] Hatori     Your arm will tire in that position. [14:39] Hatori     Put it down. [14:41] Hatori     And don't make such a racket,     while blocking the street. [14:45] Hatori     You're grown-ups. [14:49] Hatori     This is an order. [14:50] Hatori     Everyone, out of my way. [14:55] Hatori     What would you like? [14:56] Ayumu     Well... [14:57] Ayumu     Okay, I'll have the     strawberry-strawberry. [15:00] Hatori     That, and one kiwi with whipped cream. [15:07] Ayumu     So, what should we do now? [15:09] Hatori     Well... [15:11] Hatori     We'll do as we like,     until we're out of money. [15:13] Hatori     When we are, we'll get a job. [15:16] Hatori     With magic, even an elementary     schooler can get a part-time job. [15:20] Ayumu     Yeah... [15:21] Hatori     We'll live in an unfamiliar town, [15:23] Hatori     find work, and when we have enough     money, we'll move to the next one. [15:27] Hatori     It'll be lovely. [15:29] Hatori     Hey, why don't we look from up there? [15:32] Ayumu     Yeah. [15:38] Ayumu     It's smaller than I thought. [15:40] Hatori     It is. [15:41] Hatori     But the view is nice. [15:43] Hatori     Normally, we couldn't get     into places like this. [15:48] Ayumu     It's so quiet. [15:50] Ayumu     As if everyone in the world disappeared,      and we're the only ones. [15:54] Hatori     Yeah. [15:56] Hatori     Sure about this? [15:58] Ayumu     Huh? [15:59] Hatori     You don't have to come, Ayu-chan. [16:02] Ayumu     Why? You don't want me with you? [16:04] Hatori     No, I didn't mean that. [16:07] Hatori     I only meant that this is all my fault. [16:11] Hatori     I can't even undo the magic myself. [16:14] Hatori     That's why Mom and Dad... [16:18] Hatori     I couldn't stay at home, [16:20] Hatori     so I decided that I'd go on alone. [16:23] Hatori     But that isn't the case for you, is it? [16:27] Ayumu     Didn't I promise I'd always     stay with you? [16:30] Ayumu     Even if you're a witch,     you're still Ha-chan! [16:33] Hatori     Ayu-chan... [16:36] Hatori     Ayu-chan, I love you. [16:38] Hatori     You're such a hot guy! [16:40] Ayumu     I'm a hot guy, all right. [16:42] Ayumu     There, there. [16:49] Ayumu     What's that about? [16:51] Hatori     The magic hasn't even worn off. [16:54] Sana     Wh-What's wrong with you? Stop this! [16:57] Sana     Are you joking around? Say something! [16:58] Ayumu     Over there! [17:00] All     Something. [17:01] Sana     No, no! That isn't what I meant! [17:05] Sana     This isn't right. [17:07] Sana     What's going on? [17:09] Sana     What happened to Zoroku     and everyone else? [17:12] Sana     E-Everyone outside is this way... [17:18] Hatori     Who are you? [17:23] Ayumu     Are you okay? [17:24] Sana     I... I can't... [17:26] Sana     I've never run that much before... [17:29] Ayumu     How are you unaffected by the magic? [17:31] Sana     Huh? M-Magic? [17:34] Sana     What do you mean? [17:36] Sana     More importantly, what's going on? [17:39] Sana     And just who are you? [17:40] Sana     Are they... okay? [17:42] Sana     Zoroku and the others. [17:43] Sana     Everyone's acting weird.... [17:45] Sana     Just... What's going on? [17:47] Sana     I really don't like this. [17:49] Sana     I don't like this frazzled feeling. [17:51] Hatori     What's with you? [17:54] Sana     What happened? [17:57] Hatori     Does my magic not work on her? [18:00] Ayumu     It seems that way. [18:02] Hatori     How can that be? [18:04] Ayumu     This has never... [18:08] Ayumu     Hey, where did you come from? [18:10] Sana     Huh? [18:11] Ayumu     If you know something, tell us! [18:13] Ayumu     Why doesn't Ha-chan's magic affect you? [18:16] Sana     Huh? [18:17] AYumu     Did you do something special? [18:18] AYumu     Or have something? [18:20] Ayumu     Just tell us anything you know. [18:22] Ayumu     We're looking for a way     to undo this magic! [18:26] Hatori     Ayu-chan, what are you saying? [18:27] Ayumu     Please! [18:29] Sana     W-Wait a second. [18:31] Sana     What are you talking about? [18:33] Ayumu     I... I'm Miho Ayumu. [18:36] Ayumu     This is my friend, Hatori-chan. [18:38] Hatori     Stop! [18:40] Ayumu     If there's a way to stay     unaffected by the magic, [18:44] Ayumu     Ha-chan won't have to leave home! [18:47] Sana     Not that... [18:49] Sana     What's going on? [18:51] Sana     So you two did this, then? [18:55] Sana     Then... [18:56] Sana     Then, wait a minute. [18:58] Sana     You're saying you two did all this? [19:02] Sana     To Zoroku and everyone? [19:05] Sana     It was all you?! [19:09] Hatori     That's... [19:11] Hatori     Why did it suddenly— [19:12] Ayumu     Ha-chan? [19:21] Guy     Whoops, careful. [19:22] Guy     Sorry. [19:23] Guy     Man, what're you doing? [19:25] Guy     It wasn't my fault. [19:26] Ayumu     No way. [19:27] Ayumu     The town [19:29] Ayumu     is back to normal. [19:32] Asahi     Isn't this exciting? [19:33] Yonaga     Y-Yes! Sa-chan is waiting for us! [19:37] Sana     You two... [19:41] Sana     I won't let you get away with that. [19:44] Sana     I won't! [19:52] Guy     What the heck is that? [19:54] Guy     Whoa, what's that? [19:55] Girl     Wow! [19:56] Guy     A promotion? [19:57] Girl     Why Santa? [20:10] Guy     What was that? [20:11] Guy     You also saw Santa Claus, right? [20:18] Sana     Wh-What is this? What's happening? [20:24] Hatori     This is an order. You are to... [20:29] Guy     Did you just see a light? [20:30] Girl     Huh? Really? [20:32] Hatori     What are you? [20:37] Hatori     Ow! [20:38] Ayumu     H-Hey... [20:39] Hatori     That hurts... Hey. [20:41] Ayumu     Just calm down! Stop it, okay? [20:43] Sana     Shut up! What's wrong is wrong! [20:46] Sana     Was it you? Were you two the ones? [20:46] Hatori     Ow... Come on! [20:51] Sana     Let me go! [20:53] Sana     Why? [21:04] Ayumu     Hey, wait up! [21:06] Sana     W-Wait... You... [21:08] Sana     O-Oh... [21:10] Sana     Out of energy... [21:13] Guy     What happened? [21:14] Girl     Hang in there! [21:18] Ayumu     Ha-chan? [21:21] Ayumu     Hey, Ha-chan? [21:22] Hatori     Even if the magic works on them,     they forget about it afterward, [21:26] Hatori     so I thought I could get     away with anything. [21:31] Hatori     But everyone around her... [21:33] Hatori     Probably her family, friends,     and everyone else [21:37] Hatori     ended up like soulless zombies. [21:40] Hatori     And she was all alone,     in the middle of them. [21:47] Hatori     She must have felt so     scared and nervous. [21:50] Hatori     It must have been so confusing and terrifying. [21:55] Ayumu     Ha-chan? [21:57] Hatori     Ayu-chan, I... [22:01] Hatori     I really did turn into an evil witch. SIGN    Next Episode Where the Cheshire Cat Smiles [23:36] Voice     Where the Cheshire Cat Smiles.