E6 - The Religious Leader and the Savior
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[00:01] Noa
This is all wrong!
[00:03] Noa
I can't accurately
recreate her beauty in the least!
[00:10] Noa
Livia-sama...
[00:12] Noa
She is undoubtedly our savior who
will rescue this world filled with sadness.
[00:17] Noa
It is my sacred duty to serve her.
[00:22] Noa
In order to commemorate
our savior descending upon us,
[00:26] Noa
it is my present mission
to make a statue of Livia-sama.
[00:30] Noa
And in order to make that happen,
do forgive me,
[00:35] Noa
but I'll need a 3D scan of your
entire body, Livia-sama.
[02:11] Sign
#TheReligiousLeaderandtheSavior
[02:13] Noa
I should have expected no less
from Gifu's top agency.
[02:16] Sign
No.1 in Gifu thanks to you!
[02:16] Sign
Just leave it all to me!
[02:16] Sign
Kusanagi Detective Agency
[02:16] Sign
99.9% of all requests completed
No.1 client-trusted agency in Gifu
[02:16] Noa
They're certainly fast.
[02:26] Noa
At last, we meet again!
[02:30] Noa
Our savior, Livia-sama!
[02:32] Livia
Noa Minakami-dono, was it?
[02:36] Noa
Livia-sama actually remembers me!
[02:39] Noa
And she just said my name!
[02:42] Noa
Oh, I am so blessed! So honored!
[02:47] Noa
Yes.
[02:48] Livia
As I stated before, I am no savior.
[02:52] Noa
Why do you deny your destiny?
[02:55] Noa
Last time, you saved one of our lost
little lambs with your miraculous powers.
[03:02] Livia
Th-That was just, u-um, Chinese martial arts!
[03:06] Livia
S-Speaking of... What became of that man?
[03:10] Noa
Uchiyama-san and I had a little chat,
and he's also vowed to serve you, Livia-sama.
[03:17] Livia
What?
[03:18] Noa
Though he'd strayed from the right path,
[03:21] Noa
the miracle you performed in saving him
has yielded a change of heart.
[03:26] Noa
Now he's working even harder for us.
[03:28] Livia
I see. That's grea—
[03:31] Livia
No, it's not!
[03:32] Livia
He's clearly going down the
wrong path again because of me!
[03:37] Livia
Anyway, I have absolutely no
intention of guiding any of you.
[03:42] Livia
If you truly seek to heed me...
[03:45] Livia
Then stop deceiving those people
[03:47] Livia
and find an honest living!
[03:49] Noa
If that is what you desire,
[03:51] Noa
I promise to take a more wholesome
approach to my work.
[03:54] Livia
Do you mean it?
[03:55] Noa
I'm actually in the middle of creating
a new product to that end.
[04:00] Noa
So I was wondering if you would
honor me with your assistance...
[04:04] Livia
What exactly is this product?
[04:07] Noa
A statue of you!
[04:08] Livia
Huh?
[04:10] Noa
I'm going to create statues of you
and sell them to people!
[04:14] Livia
That makes absolutely no sense.
[04:16] Livia
No one would buy statues of me—
[04:18] Noa
That is positively untrue!
[04:20] Noa
One for every household.
[04:21] Noa
No! If we get everyone to buy one
and worship it daily...
[04:27] Noa
conflict would cease to exist
and the world would unite as one.
[04:31] Livia
Are you right in the head?
[04:33] Noa
But of course!
[04:34] Noa
Which is why I need you
to model for me, Livia-sama.
[04:38] Noa
I'll happily pay for your services.
[04:40] Livia
Well... I guess you're not
making anything suspicious.
[04:45] Livia
If you promise to stop
unjustly exploiting people,
[04:48] Livia
I suppose I can help you out.
[04:50] Noa
T-Truly?!
[04:53] Noa
Right this way, Livia-sama.
[04:56] Livia
What...
[04:58] Livia
is this contraption?
[04:59] Noa
It's called a 3D scanner. It's a
machine that scans whatever is inside
[05:04] Noa
from all directions to capture 3D data.
[05:08] Noa
You'll understand once we try
it out. Please, go right ahead.
[05:13] Noa
Very good. Now all you need
to do is just stand there.
[05:17] Livia
All right...
[05:22] Noa
Okay, I will now begin the scan.
Please don't move.
[05:26] Livia
R-Right!
[05:36] Noa
This is the 3D model that
we just created, Livia-sama.
[05:39] Livia
Th-That's amazing!
[05:43] Livia
Wow.
[05:44] Noa
Livia-sama, you're too close...
[05:46] Livia
This "three-dee" model thing...
What are you going to do with it now?
[05:51] Noa
U-Um, I'm going to edit the data
and print it with a 3D printer.
[05:57] Noa
Meaning...
[05:58] Noa
I'll be able to create something like this.
[06:00] Livia
I-I see.
[06:03] (Flashback) Sara
Okay, let's change her clothes now.
[06:06] (Flashback) Livia
Yes, Sara-sama!
[06:12] Livia
I guess girls do like dolls about this size.
[06:17] Noa
No, our main target is adult men—
I mean, all of humanity!
[06:23] Livia
Is it possible to change her clothes?
[06:26] Noa
Well, with this figure,
you can take off her skirt.
[06:31] Livia
No, that's not what I meant...
[06:35] Livia
I thought it might be fun if she
could wear various outfits.
[06:39] Noa
Hmm. In order to have swappable clothing,
[06:42] Noa
the figure's limbs would have to move...
[06:45] Livia
So it's not possible?
[06:47] Noa
N-No!
[06:48] Noa
If this is what you truly desire,
[06:50] Noa
I promise to create a doll version
of your statue as well!
[06:54] Livia
I'll look forward to it!
[06:55] Noa
Y-Yes!
[06:57] Noa
However, Livia-sama,
[06:59] Noa
if we're adding a dress-up option...
[07:01] Noa
Er, we'll need a different 3D model.
[07:04] Livia
A different one?
[07:05] Noa
O-One of you naked.
[07:07] Livia
Oh, I see. Well, that makes sense.
[07:10] Livia
Then please capture the data
with my naked body as well.
[07:13] Livia
You can do it with the same method, right?
[07:15] Noa
Yes, of course!
[07:17] Noa
B-But are you sure about this?
[07:19] Noa
You'll be revealing
your heavenly body to me...
[07:24] Livia
Please, take as good of a look as you need.
[07:27] Livia
Now then...
[07:30] Livia
Should I take off my underwear as well?
[07:34] Noa
I-If we're going to make the underwear
for the dolls out of cloth, yes!
[07:38] Liva
Okay, here goes.
[07:41] Noa
Livia-sama, our savior...
[07:44] Noa
No, God herself is naked before me.
[07:47] Livia
Okay.
[07:49] Noa
So precious...
[07:51] Noa
Thank you for blessing me.
[07:53] Noa
Take my money. Please... take my money!
[07:57] Livia
Um, I'd prefer if we could
get on with this already.
[08:00] Noa
O-Of course!
[08:15] Noa
All done.
[08:17] Noa
Th-This is the model of your
bare heavenly body, Livia-sama.
[08:21] Livia
Wow, it really is incredible.
So that's what my behind looks like.
[08:28] Noa
Um, L-Livia-sama, could you
please put your clothes back on?
[08:32] Noa
Any more fanservice and I'm
going to die of an overdose.
[08:37] Livia
Oh! I do beg your pardon.
[08:41] Noa
Thank you so much for your assistance.
[08:43] Noa
Now I'll be able to create a full model.
[08:47] Livia
It was no problem. I'm quite excited
to see the finished product.
[08:51] Noa
I-I promise I'll create something
that meets your expectations!
[08:55] Noa
Oh, here is your honorarium.
Does two million suffice for now?
[09:01] Livia
Two mil—
[09:02] Noa
Unfortunately, it's all
the cash I have on hand.
[09:05] Livia
I don't need that much money!
[09:08] Noa
But I must repay you.
[09:09] Noa
Not only did our savior
personally assist me...
[09:12] Noa
Y-You even showed me your naked body.
[09:16] Noa
Please allow me to pay you!
Please allow me to make this offering!
[09:21] Livia
You say that, but it's entirely too much.
It's not appropriate.
[09:26] Noa
Please wait!
[09:27] Noa
Then how about if I appoint you
as a product development advisor?
[09:33] Livia
An "add-vizor"?
[09:35] Noa
I would like you to keep overseeing
the quality of the product
[09:39] Noa
until it meets your standards.
[09:41] Livia
But I don't have any knowledge
or experience in this field...
[09:45] Noa
It's not a matter of expertise.
[09:48] Noa
I just need you to check the
samples every now and then
[09:51] Noa
to give me your honest opinions about them.
[09:53] Livia
Well, if that's all you need...
[09:55] Noa
So, you accept the position?
[09:58] Noa
Then starting tonight,
please feel free to stay here.
[10:01] Livia
What?!
[10:03] Noa
It would be highly inefficient for you
to always be coming and going.
[10:07] Noa
I'll make sure you have all you need,
and I'll pay you a consulting fee.
[10:12] Livia
Please wait. I couldn't possibly
let you do all that for me...
[10:16] Noa
Livia-sama, we're talking about
a proper employment arrangement.
[10:20] Livia
E-Employment?
[10:22] Noa
Yes. You must be compensated properly
so you're inspired to do your job well.
[10:27] Noa
Denying you that would be like
denying your motivation for the job.
[10:31] Livia
I-I see. I guess you have a point.
[10:35] Livia
Very well. I will accept my role as an
add-vizor and work faithfully!
[10:38] Sign
Product Development Advisor for a Cult
[10:41] Noa
I look forward to our partnership!
[10:41] Sign
Religious Leader, Multimedia Creator, Fangirl
[10:44] Sign
#TheMoochingLadyKnight
[10:48] Livia
I had no idea hamburgers were
so delightfully delicious.
[10:53] Livia
Mm! This Chinese food is also amazing.
[11:07] Livia
Noa-dono, I'd like to eat out today.
[11:07] Sign
1 week later
[11:11] Noa
All right. I will give you
some money for your meal, then.
[11:15] Livia
Thank you!
[11:15] Sign
Famous Gifu Tanmen
Gifu Flagship Shop
[11:15] Sign
Open
[11:15] Sign
"When you think of Gifu..."
[11:15] Sign
Gifu Tanmen
[11:15] Sign
Gifu Flagship Store
[11:18] Sign
Gifu Tanmen
[11:19] Livia
So this is Gifu tanmen...
[11:23] Livia
It's so light despite how heavy it looks.
It's a real mouthful of complex umami flavor.
[11:30] Livia
The sweetness and texture of the pork
and cabbage go perfectly with this soup.
[11:35] Livia
Another order of noodles, please!
[11:37] Employee
Sure thing!
[11:39] Livia
Yum! This world is just brimming
with delicious things!
[11:45] Sign
NEW
MACHINES
[11:47] Livia
That's...
[11:50] (Flashback) Kurinohara
I won big in pachinko.
[11:56] Livia
I can't just keep taking Noa-dono's money.
[12:00] Livia
I'll make some more before I head back.
[12:13] Sign
PACHINKO
[12:13] Livia
To think I'd lose when all those
exciting visuals were playing...
[12:17] Livia
I shall reclaim you one day!
[12:25] Puriketsu
Hey, Livia-chan!
[12:27] Puriketsu
We meet again.
[12:29] Livia
Ah, Puriketsu-dono! Have you been well?
[12:32] Puriketsu
Well, I just found a new part-time job.
[12:36] Livia
Oh, that's wonderful.
[12:38] Livia
Is it, uh... another club
that offers sexual services?
[12:42] Puriketsu
It's a late-night karaoke place.
[12:43] Livia
Isn't that an establishment where you sing?
[12:46] Puriketsu
Yuppers.
[12:48] Puriketsu
It pays a lot less than sex work,
but they have employee discounts,
[12:52] Puriketsu
so it's been great to practice singing.
[12:54] Puriketsu
What have you been up to, Livia-chan?
[12:57] Livia
I'm currently a product development add-vizor!
[13:00] Puruketsu
Huh. So what kind of work do you do?
[13:02] Livia
U-Um, so there's this person making dolls.
[13:06] Livia
They did a three-dee scan of my body.
[13:10] Livia
And sometimes I tell them what I think.
[13:13] Puriketsu
Uh-huh... So, whereabouts do you live?
[13:16] Livia
I'm actually staying with who I work for.
[13:18] Puriketsu
What?! Is it a guy?!
[13:20] Livia
She's a woman.
[13:21] Puriketsu
I see... So you're sorta
like a live-in employee.
[13:25] Puriketsu
Do you get meals, too?
[13:26] Livia
Why, yes. She provides
all my meals and even clothing.
[13:31] Livia
She says that I'm free to do as I please,
so I usually read manga, watch movies...
[13:36] Livia
Oh! And I played pachinko today.
[13:38] Puriketsu
So, I'mma be honest here...
[13:40] Puriketsu
You're basically a mooch.
[13:42] Livia
What is this "mooch"?
[13:44] Puriketsu
Basically someone who lives off of a woman.
[13:47] Puriketsu
Most of them don't really work
and get allowances to just mess around.
[13:52] Livia
Oh, no, no, Puriketsu-dono!
[13:54] Livia
I, uh... It's not like I'm
living off of Noa-dono...
[14:00] Livia
I guess I am a mooch.
[14:02] Puriketsu
From the sound of it, yeah, pretty much.
[14:06] Sign
Mooch
[14:10] Puriketsu
By the way, Livia-chan, can you
play any sort of instrument?
[14:14] Livia
Huh?
[14:15] Puriketsu
You see, my band broke up the other day.
[14:19] Puriketsu
So I'm in the middle of finding new members.
[14:22] Livia
I see.
[14:23] Livia
As for instruments, I dabble in the biwa...
[14:28] Puriketsu
You play the biwa? That's a real surprise.
[14:31] Puriketsu
Hmm...
[14:33] Puriketsu
Then why don't you try playing guitar?
[14:36] Livia
The guitar?
[14:41] Puriketsu
I'm sure you'll do fine since
it's another stringed instrument.
[14:44] Livia
Very well. I shall give it a try.
[14:48] Livia
I have plenty of time, after all.
[14:53] Puriketsu
Thanks! You're my savior, Livia-chan!
[14:56] Livia
Um... please don't call me that.
[15:01] Livia
I've returned.
[15:03] Noa
Welcome back, Livia-sama.
Oh? And what is that?
[15:08] Livia
A guitar a friend gave me.
[15:10] Livia
I've actually started playing.
[15:13] Noa
Really?
[15:15] Livia
Oh? Noa-dono, do you play music?
[15:19] Noa
Huh?
[15:21] Noa
Well, I do a little songwriting
here and there.
[15:25] Noa
It's embarrassing to admit,
[15:26] Noa
but I did the background music
in the clan's promotional videos.
[15:30] Livia
My word! That's amazing.
[15:32] Livia
If you don't mind, would you give
my friend's band a listen?
[15:37] Livia
I don't know much about these things.
[15:40] Noa
If it's a request from you,
I'd love to, Livia-sama.
[15:49] Noa
Hmm...
[15:50] Livia
What do you think?
[15:52] Noa
Do you mind if I'm rather blunt?
[15:54] Livia
Not at all.
[15:56] Noa
In that case...
[15:56] Noa
Simply put, this is unacceptable.
[15:59] Noa
The vocalist is decent, at least,
but the track and performance are laughable.
[16:03] Noa
Each part is trying to play over each other.
There's no harmony whatsoever.
[16:06] Noa
There are entirely too many guitar solos
that make the song too long.
[16:09] Noa
It's so obvious they're all just trying
[16:12] Noa
to compete with the one decent
member, the vocalist.
[16:14] Noa
When you can hear the discord
through their music,
[16:16] Noa
the band is as good as done for.
[16:19] Livia
Er, yes. Apparently, they have disbanded.
[16:22] Noa
I figured as much.
[16:23] Noa
Then there's really no reason
to point this out now,
[16:26] Noa
but the band name "Setsuko, That Ain't
a Drop" is also rather questionable.
[16:30] Noa
Quite a few bands these days
take bizarre names for attention,
[16:33] Noa
but this is clearly just an internet meme,
[16:35] Noa
so if you search for it,
that's all that comes up.
[16:38] Noa
It'd be fine if this was their way of saying
[16:40] Noa
they were determined to outperform the meme,
[16:42] Noa
but it's more likely a lack of imagination,
[16:44] Noa
so they just chose it for laughs.
[16:46] Livia
Puriketsu-dono, I'm afraid you
have a long road ahead of you.
[16:46] Noa
The song title "Fluffy Fluffy
Chocolate Soda" is also utter nonsense,
[16:49] Noa
yet the lyrics are totally cliché and banal...
[16:51] Sign
Karaoke
[16:51] Sign
Karaoke Entrance
[17:02] Livia
How was that?
[17:02] Sign
#TheLadyKnightJoinsaBand
[17:03] Puriketsu
That was sick! Livia-chan,
that was totally sick!
[17:06] Puriketsu
Are you seriously a beginner?!
[17:08] Puriketsu
I've never seen anyone get so good
within a week of starting!
[17:13] Livia
Noa-dono introduced me to a guitar
instructor and a retired performer.
[17:18] Puriketsu
Even so, you improved ungodly fast!
How much have you practiced?
[17:23] Livia
Let's see... I believe
about fifteen hours a day.
[17:27] Puriketsu
Fifteen hours?! Are you okay?
[17:29] Puriketsu
When I first started out, my fingers would
bleed, so I couldn't even really practice...
[17:35] Livia
Well, I'm built quite sturdy.
[17:37] Puriketsu
I see. You've worked so hard,
I kinda hate to say it, but...
[17:42] Livia
Is something the matter?
[17:43] Puriketsu
I haven't found any other members,
[17:46] Puriketsu
and I haven't even been able
to write a single song yet.
[17:49] Livia
You've been having that difficult of a time?
[17:51] Puriketsu
Well, yeah. I am learning
songwriting from scratch, after all...
[17:55] Puriketsu
If I'd known it would be this tough,
I woulda learned more from my coworker...
[17:59] Livia
I see... Then why don't you
try speaking with Noa-dono?
[18:04] Livia
She's able to write songs.
[18:06] Puriketsu
For real?!
[18:08] Noa
Welcome. Are you the vocalist?
[18:11] Puriketsu
Thanks for having me over!
[18:13] Noa
My name is Noa Minakami.
Please just call me Noa.
[18:16] Puriketsu
Your place is super nice.
[18:18] Puriketsu
What do you do for a living, Noa-san?
[18:21] Noa
My work consists of spreading the
word of our great savior, Livia-sama.
[18:26] Puriketsu
Livia-chan, are you actually
a savior for real?!
[18:29] Noa
She is!
[18:30] Livia
I am not!
[18:31] Noa
She is.
[18:32] Puriketsu
I mean, you really are like one, Livia-chan.
[18:36] Noa
You must have also been saved
by Livia-sama, Puriketsu-san.
[18:40] Puriketsu
Yuppers!
[18:40] Livia
More importantly, Noa-dono, there's
something we wanted to talk to you about...
[18:45] Noa
I'd love to hear it.
[18:47] Puriketsu
It's totally not finished yet, but...
[18:51] Noa
That's quite all right.
[19:00] Puriketsu
Whatcha think, Noa-san?
[19:02] Puriketsu
No need to hold back on the critique with me.
[19:05] Noa
I'm not sure if I can call this a critique...
[19:07] Noa
because this is fundamentally a failure.
[19:10] Noa
All I can actually say about the track is
[19:12] Noa
that it does at least sound
somewhat like a rock song.
[19:15] Noa
Not a single part of it is memorable.
It's just obnoxious and boring.
[19:20] Livia
Noa-dono, I think that's enough...
[19:23] Puriketsu
Yeah, I knew it.
[19:25] Noa
Puriketsu-san, you're trying
to go pro, aren't you?
[19:28] Puriketsu
Uh-huh.
[19:29] Noa
To be quite honest,
with your current songwriting skills,
[19:32] Noa
the day you turn professional is eons away.
[19:35] Noa
I believe it'd be in your best interest
to let someone else write the songs.
[19:39] Puriketsu
Yeah, I guess you're right.
[19:42] Livia
In that case, why don't you have
Noa-dono write your songs for you?
[19:46] Puriketsu
Oh, yeah! That might totes work!
[19:49] Noa
Pardon?
[19:51] Puriketsu
What kind of songs do you write, Noa-san?
[19:54] Noa
U-Um, mostly subliminal
audio used for mind control.
[19:59] Puriketsu
Uh, what?
[20:01] Noa
Oh, nothing!
[20:03] Noa
Let's see. I usually create BGM for videos,
[20:07] Noa
but I mess around with Vocaloid
stuff to kill time as well.
[20:09] Puriketsu
That must mean that you can
make utamono stuff, too.
[20:12] Puriketsu
I'd love to hear some!
[20:14] Livia
I'd also love to hear it, Noa-dono.
[20:16] Noa
Very well.
[20:19] Noa
I guess I can let you listen to this song...
[20:23] Livia
So you can make songs like this as well?
[20:26] Noa
You flatter me.
[20:28] Puriketsu
Well, I guess it's definitely
easy on the ears.
[20:32] Noa
Puriketsu-san, are you unable
to comment on accessible songs?
[20:36] Puriketsu
Yeah, I wouldn't say that.
[20:39] Puriketsu
But if you're gonna make music,
don't you want it to be original?
[20:43] Noa
Ah, a common pitfall musical novices
fall into when they lack vision.
[20:48] Noa
You make your music accessible and casual,
[20:50] Noa
then gradually lure them into the depths
so they can't escape...
[20:54] Noa
The way to gather passionate followers is
the same in music as it is in new religion.
[20:59] Puriketsu
I see! You might actually have a point!
[21:02] Noa
For example...
[21:05] Noa
Those who can earnestly accept
others' views will grow.
[21:08] Noa
Of course, I probably won't
be popular among the masses,
[21:12] Noa
but with my songs,
if you get it, you really get it.
[21:15] Puriketsu
I f-feel really uncomfortable right now.
[21:19] Noa
I have more intense tracks as well.
[21:21] Livia and Puriketsu
Ooh!
[21:23] Puriketsu
This is awesome!
[21:25] Puriketsu
This is super cool!
[21:28] Puriketsu
Noa-san, could you please write me songs...
[21:31] Puriketsu
No, would you join our band?
[21:34] Noa
H-Huh?!
[21:36] Livia
That's a brilliant idea!
[21:38] Livia
We'd be unstoppable with Noa-dono!
[21:40] Noa
What?
[21:41] Noa
M-Me? Together with Livia-sama...?
[21:44] Noa
Oh, I couldn't possibly!
[21:50] Noa
But if I were to join their band,
[21:52] Noa
I could boldly stay by Livia-sama's side
even after we're done making the figures.
[21:56] Noa
Not only that, but we could even
practice all day together...
[22:01] Livia
Noa-dono?
[22:03] Noa
If you wish me to join, I would happily
take part in your band, Livia-sama.
[22:07] Puriketsu
For real?!
[22:09] Puriketsu
Livia-chan, Noa-san!
[22:11] Puriketsu
We're gonna work hard
towards our major debut!
[22:14] Livia
Yes!
[22:14] Noa
Indeed!
[22:15] Puriketsu
Heck yeah!
[22:18] Livia
Wait. Was my goal to make
a major debut in a band?
[23:50] Sign
I'm gonna make it to the Budokan!
- Asumi Yumisashi
[23:54] Sign
#Next Time
[23:55] Sara
I'm going for the trifecta!
[23:58] Sosuke
A newbie like you going for
a trifecta is beyond reckless.
[24:01] Sara
I'm going to believe in my real luck!
[24:04] Sara
After all, it was powerful enough
[24:06] Sara
to bag me an SSR in the
first person I met gacha.
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