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E4 - The Princess and Skateboards

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[00:06] Sosuke
    Don't overdo it.
[00:07] Sara
    I know!
[00:11] Sara
    Hup!
[00:15] Sara
    Say, Sosuke.
[00:16] Sign
    Case Closed
    (Detective Conan)
[00:17] Sara
    I want a skateboard.
[00:17] Sign
    #ThePrincessandSkateboards
[00:19] Sosuke
    A skateboard?
[00:20] Sara
    Indeed. I want to use it when we go
    shopping or I go to the library.
[00:23] Sign
    Case Closed
    (Detective Conan)
[00:26] (Flashback) Sosuke
    I see. Wonder if I still have my old one...
[00:31] (Flashback) Sara
    Do you?!
[00:34] Sosuke
    Hey, whoa!
[00:38] Sosuke
    Man, that was close...
[00:42] Sara
    Wha?!
[00:45] Sara
    Ow, ow, ow...
[00:46] Sosuke
    Listen, I gotta ask. Are you just shit?
[00:49] Sara
    What did you call me?!
[00:51] Sara
    You'd compare me to feces?!
[00:53] Sara
    You needn't insult me so
    just because I'm having trouble!
[00:56] Sosuke
    I didn't mean it literally.
    I'm saying you're shit at sports.
[00:59] Sosuke
    Use your damn translation magic.
[01:01] Neya
    Senpai!
[01:03] Neya
    Hello there. Oh, and who's this?
[02:38] Sara
    My name is Sara da Odin.
[02:40] Sara
    I'm a transfer student from Öland in Sweden.
[02:44] Sara
    ...And that's my story.
[02:45] Neya
    My, you've been through so much.
[02:48] Neya
    My name is Haruka Neya.
[02:48] Sign
    Private Eye
[02:48] Sign
    Haruka Neya
[02:50] Neya
    I was Sosuke-senpai's junior
    when he worked at our agency.
[02:54] Sara
    Your agency?
[02:56] Neya
    Kusanagi Detective Agency, the largest
     of its kind in Gifu Prefecture.
[03:01] Sara
    You actually worked somewhere
    so prestigious?
[03:05] Sosuke
    That's all in the past.
[03:07] Neya
    Well, it wasn't too long ago
    that you went independent.
[03:11] Neya
    He was just the coolest when he quit.
[03:15] (Flashback) Sosuke
    "I'm going to become
    the detective I want to be!"
[03:18] Neya
    ...he said.
[03:19] Sara
    Ooh! That is indeed quite cool!
[03:22] Sosuke
    Yeah, let's not talk about that.
[03:24] Sosuke
    More importantly, what did you need me for?
[03:27] Neya
    Do I need a reason to come see you, Senpai?
[03:34] Neya
    We couldn't settle on a price
    with a client who came in today,
[03:39] Neya
    so I recommended you to her, Senpai.
[03:42] Sosuke
    What kind of job is it?
[03:43] Neya
    She wanted us to look into some bullying.
[03:45] Neya
    She's worried that her middle-schooler daughter
     is being targeted.
[03:50] Sosuke
    I see...
[03:51] Sara
    Why in the world would you do
     a competing agency such a favor?
[03:55] Neya
    Well, because I wish Senpai
     the best, of course!
[04:00] Neya
    Our president is cheering him on, too.
[04:03] Sosuke
    I feel even more pathetic
    if he's rooting for me.
[04:08] Neya
    Speaking of, the police called
    him in the other day.
[04:12] Sosuke
    Did something happen?
[04:14] Neya
    A certain hostess club with extra services
[04:16] Neya
    got busted and he just
    so happened to be there.
[04:19] Sosuke
    Again? Man, he's hopeless.
[04:22] Neya
    Well, he was there for work.
[04:25] Sara
    Pray tell, what are these
    "extra services" you mentioned?
[04:27] Neya
    You definitely don't need to know
    until you're older, Sara-chan.
[04:32] Neya
    Anyway, Senpai, I'll be heading back now.
[04:35] Sosuke
    Sure.
[04:36] Neya
    Goodbye, Sara-chan.
[04:37] Sara
    Farewell.
[04:38] Neya
    I'm glad I got to see you today, Senpai.
[04:43] Sosuke
    Y-Yeah.
[04:43] Sosuke
    Y-Yeah.
[04:46] Sara
    Say, Sosuke...
[04:48] Sosuke
    What is it?
[04:49] Sara
    I have a feeling that Neya fancies you—
[04:53] Sosuke
    She doesn't.
[04:54] Sara
    No, I'm quite certain, considering
    how she was acting around you.
[04:58] Sara
    She was positively overflowing with affection.
[05:02] Sosuke
    That's just Neya's schtick.
[05:05] Sara
    What now?
[05:06] Sosuke
    She always, very consciously, plays
    the role of the prim and proper young lady
[05:12] Sosuke
    who seems to fancy you.
[05:14] Sara
    Why would she comport herself so?
[05:16] Sosuke
    It's all training.
[05:18] Sosuke
    She's Kusanagi Detective Agency's
    leading undercover agent
[05:21] Sosuke
    when it comes to breaking up couples.
[05:22] Sara
    Say what now?
[05:24] Sosuke
    It's literally her job to go undercover
    and break up couples, married or otherwise.
[05:29] Sosuke
    Like splitting up a cheater and their lover.
[05:32] Sosuke
    Sometimes parents don't like
     who their kid is dating.
[05:35] Sosuke
    Or someone wants a divorce
    but their spouse is untouchable.
[05:38] Sara
    Infidelity is one thing, but no one did
    anything wrong in those other situations,
[05:43] Sara
    so that doesn't sit well with me.
[05:45] Sosuke
    Yeah. I'd never do anything of the sort.
[05:48] Sara
    Would that happen to be the reason
    you quit your old agency?
[05:52] Sosuke
    Taking any job that pays,
[05:54] Sosuke
    even if it hurts innocent people...
[05:57] Sosuke
    I just couldn't stand that from the agency.
[06:01] Sara
    Very good!
[06:02] Sara
    I'm impressed!
[06:04] Sara
    You are an agent of justice after all,
    so you must work for society and the people!
[06:11] Sosuke
    Yeah, I guess you're right.
[06:14] Sign
    Kaburaya Detective Agency
[06:15] Sosuke
    The client Neya sent over,
[06:17] Sosuke
    Mami Naganawa, visited my agency that night.
[06:21] Sosuke
    You need someone to investigate
    some bullying, is that right?
[06:25] Mami
    Yes.
[06:25] Sign
    Mami Naganawa
[06:26] Mami
    My daughter has been acting strange lately,
[06:28] Sosuke
    Her daughter's is Yuna Naganawa,
    a first-year middle schooler.
[06:29] Mami
    so I'm wondering if that's the cause.
[06:32] Sosuke
    According to the mom, Yuna started cleaning
[06:35] Sosuke
    her own school uniform
    and shoes from time to time.
[06:38] Sign
    Japanese Dictionary
[06:38] Sosuke
    And recently, her textbooks
    have been waterlogged.
[06:42] Sosuke
    But when she asks her daughter about it,
    she denies any bullying is happening.
[06:47] Sosuke
    She even went to the school,
[06:49] Sosuke
    who said they'd looked into it,
    but turned up nothing.
[06:53] Sosuke
    I've determined the best course of action
    is to talk to the daughter myself.
[06:54] Sign
    The next day
[07:00] Mami
    Yuna? Yuna, I'm opening the door.
[07:03] Sosuke
    I'm sorry, Naganawa-san,
    but could I ask you to wait outside?
[07:07] Mami
    All right.
[07:11] Yuna
    Huh?! Who the heck are you guys?
[07:13] Sosuke
    No need to be frightened.
[07:16] Sosuke
    I'm a detective your mom hired.
     My name's Sosuke Kaburaya.
[07:21] Yuna
    What? A detective?
[07:23] Yuna
    You don't look like one.
[07:23] Sign
    Middle Schooler
[07:23] Sign
    Yuna Naganawa
[07:25] Yuna
    And who's the girl?
[07:27] Sara
    My name is Sara da Odin,
     and I'm thirteen years old!
[07:30] Sara
    I hail from Öland in Sweden—
[07:32] Yuna
    So, what's a detective want with me?
[07:35] Sosuke
    We heard you were being bullied at school
[07:38] Sosuke
    and came to help you figure out a solution.
[07:42] Yuna
    Well, I'm not being bullied.
[07:45] Sosuke
    Then why do you keep coming home
    with your shoes and uniform dirty?
[07:48] Yuna
    They get messed up when I fall
    or take detours on my way home.
[07:51] Sign
    Modern Arithmetic
[07:52] Sosuke
    Your textbooks look rather beat up.
[07:55] Yuna
    Th-They just got wet in the rain.
[07:58] Sosuke
    She's definitely a stubborn one.
[08:00] Sosuke
    I'll need to break the ice
    by finding some common ground—
[08:03] Sara
    Ooh!
[08:05] Yuna
    Wh-What?
[08:06] Sign
    Romance of the Three Kingdoms
    Romance of the Three Kingdoms
    Romance of the Three Kingdoms
[08:06] Sara
    You have so many books on
    Romance of the Three Kingdoms!
[08:09] Sosuke
    Come on, Sara!
[08:10] Yuna
    Do you like Romance of the Three Kingdoms?
[08:13] Sara
    Indeed! I love it!
[08:14] Yuna
    Uh-huh. So, who's your fave?
[08:17] Sara
    Zhuge Liang!
[08:18] Yuna
    Zhuge Liang, eh? You don't say.
[08:21] Sara
    That face...
[08:22] Sara
    You must think I'm some fake fan
    who only knows the really famous figures.
[08:27] Yuna
    Am I wrong?
[08:28] Sara
    Despite appearances, I first thought,
[08:30] Sara
    "Zhuge Liang is totally overrated because
    of adaptations, but he's not such a big deal."
[08:35] Sara
    But then,
[08:35] Sign
    Wei
[08:35] Sign
    Shu
[08:35] Sign
    Wu
[08:36] Sara
    I started looking into the distribution
    of the population back then and realized
[08:39] Sara
    he's actually way more impressive
    in real history than any ol' adaptation.
[08:40] Sign
    Agricultural development
[08:41] Sign
    Industrial development
[08:43] Sign
    Legislative development
[08:43] Sara
    That was my path to becoming
    a hardcore Zhuge Liang fan.
[08:44] Sign
    Foreign policy
[08:46] Yuna
    Huh. Not bad.
[08:48] Sara
    So, who are you a fan of?
[08:51] Yuna
    Lately, I'd have to say Dong Bai.
[08:53] Sara
    Huh? Who's that?
[08:54] Yuna
    Dong Zhuo's granddaughter.
[08:56] Yuna
    She doesn't appear in the novel,
[08:58] Yuna
    but she's mentioned in the notes
     of Dong Zhuo's biography.
[09:01] Yuna
    I read a novel starring her and got hooked.
[09:04] Yuna
    Oh, here it is.
[09:05] Sara
    Why on earth would you have walking
    flavor text for the protagonist?
[09:06] Sign
    Awakening in the Three Kingdoms as the Demon's Granddaughter
    Written by Kyosuke Izaki
    Illustrated by Kanzarin
[09:09] Sara
    The power of Japanese imagination
    is far too great.
[09:12] Yuna
    Honestly, I agree with you.
[09:14] Sara
    But, truly...
[09:16] Sign
    Romance of the Three Kingdoms
[09:16] Sara
    You are quite a Romance of
     the Three Kingdoms
nerd.
[09:19] Yuna
    I-I am not a nerd!
[09:22] Yuna
    My dad just always loved this stuff,
    so I'd browse it.
[09:25] Sara
    Ah, your father sounds wonderful!
[09:29] Yuna
    He passed away, though.
[09:30] Sara
    What a coincidence.
     My father also died just two months ago.
[09:36] Yuna
    Wait, really?
[09:37] Sara
    Indeed.
[09:38] Yuna
    Two months ago? And you're already okay?
[09:41] Sara
    Well, we rarely saw each other.
[09:44] Sara
    Not to mention
    I was in a dire situation myself,
[09:48] Sara
    so I really didn't have
    time to mourn my father.
[09:51] Yuna
    I-I see...
[09:53] Sara
    Despite everything, I've been
    having fun in this country,
[09:57] Sara
    but you've been having trouble
    recently, haven't you?
[10:01] Yuna
    N-No. Everything's normal for me, too.
[10:04] Sara
    I can't say that I really understand
    what bullying is like in this country.
[10:10] Yuna
    Wha?
[10:11] Sara
    My older brother and older sister
    used to bully me quite often.
[10:15] Sara
    Is that like what you're going through?
[10:18] Yuna
    D-Don't compare this
     to some silly sibling rivalry!
[10:20] Yuna
    Bullying is far nastier...
[10:24] Yuna
    and malicious...
[10:26] Sara
    Hmm, then having your food poisoned
[10:30] Sara
    or assassins sent after you isn't
    what you'd call bullying in this country.
[10:35] Yuna
    P-Poison?! Assassins?!
[10:37] Yuna
    Are you from the Three Kingdoms era?!
[10:39] Sosuke
    W-W-W-W-Wait, she's just saying there
    are dangerous places like that out there!
[10:43] Yuna
    I-I see...
[10:45] Sosuke
    Anyway, given what you just described,
[10:48] Sosuke
    it sounds like you know of some
    bullying outside of the family.
[10:56] Yuna
    Don't tell my mom.
[10:58] Sosuke
    All right.
[11:00] Yuna
    To tell you the truth,
    I'm being bullied at school.
[11:04] Mami
    Huh?
[11:05] Sosuke
    I see. Could you tell us more?
[11:07] Yuna
    They dump water on me,
    dirty up my uniform or textbooks...
[11:12] Sosuke
    Have they ever tried to take
    your money or hurt you?
[11:17] Yuna
    Nothing like that.
[11:19] Sosuke
    Then let's put an end to this
    before things escalate.
[11:25] Yuna
    You don't need to butt in!
[11:27] Yuna
    As long as I ignore them,
    they might all get bored eventually...
[11:31] Sara
    There must be a reason you don't
    want this to become a big deal.
[11:35] Yuna
    N-No, it's not like that!
[11:37] Sosuke
    Are you worried that this
    might trouble your mom?
[11:44] Sosuke
    I guess that's it.
[11:48] Yuna
    The ringleader is the daughter
[11:50] Yuna
    of the president of the company
    where my mom works.
[11:53] Mami
    What?
[11:55] Yuna
    My father passed right
    after I started middle school,
[11:58] Yuna
    so my mom had to find a job.
[12:02] Yuna
    And the woman who helped set her up
    where she works now is the mother
[12:08] Yuna
    of the key culprit.
[12:11] Yuna
    She's been lording the fact
     that her mom saved mine
[12:14] Yuna
    and that her dad is my mom's boss over me.
[12:17] Yuna
    She started acting like she's better than me.
[12:20] Yuna
    Eventually, she started
    picking on me to blow off steam.
[12:20] Sign
    DIE
[12:20] Sign
    oink oink
[12:20] Sign
    Moron lolol
[12:20] Sign
    Stop coming to school
[12:20] Sign
    UGGO!
[12:28] Yuna
    If I tried to do something back
    or tattled to my teacher,
[12:32] Yuna
    it'd only cause my mom grief.
[12:34] Yuna
    So I just have to deal.
[12:37] Sara
    You...
[12:39] Mami
    You dummy!
[12:40] Yuna
    Mom!
[12:42] Mami
    Why would you let any of that concern you?
[12:45] Mami
    You don't have to worry about me!
[12:47] Mami
    Even if you retaliated
    and I got fired from my job,
[12:50] Mami
    I'd just sue for wrongful termination!
[12:55] Mami
    Yes, I owe them a lot,
[12:57] Mami
    but you know you mean the most to me, Yuna.
[13:02] Yuna
    Mom...
[13:06] Yuna
    Okay! Then I'm gonna beat the crap
     out of those girls tomorrow!
[13:09] Sosuke
    Huh?
[13:09] Sara
    That's the spirit!
[13:10] Mami
    Yes! Beat them silly! Pay them back double!
[13:13] Sosuke
    W-W-Wait just a second!
[13:16] Sosuke
    If you resort to violence, they may be able
    to flip this and make Yuna-san the villain.
[13:21] Sosuke
    If we're going to get back at them,
    why don't we do it in a lawful manner?
[13:27] Students
    Morning!
[13:28] Students
    Morning.
[13:29] Students
    Did you see that show last night?
[13:30] Students
    I did!
[13:34] (Flashback) Sosuke
    There's a camera embedded in this pen,
[13:37] (Flashback) Sosuke
    and any video or audio it records
    is transferred to a smartphone.
[13:41] (Flashback) Sosuke
    Please get proof of the bullying with this.
[13:44] (Flashback) Sosuke
    And when you're recording, make sure
    you say the perpetrator's name.
[13:49] Aoki
    Well, hello, Naganawa-san.
[13:54] Yuna
    Good morning, Aoki-san.
[13:55] Sign
    Aoki
[14:00] Sign
    Trash
[14:00] Sign
    Get lost!
[14:00] Sign
    You germ
[14:01] Yuna
    Wait, what are you doing?
[14:03] Aoki
    You're so dirty. We'll help you clean up.
[14:08] Yuna
    That's so cold! Please stop, Aoki-san! Don't!
[14:10] Sosuke
    This is plenty of proof.
[14:12] Sara
    Well done holding out.
[14:14] Yuna
    I-It was nothing.
[14:16] Sosuke
    Now we just need a lawyer I know
    to create and send
[14:18] Sosuke
    some documents via certified mail,
     and we'll be done.
[14:25] Sosuke
    We'll be going now.
[14:26] Mami
    Thank you so much for everything.
[14:29] Yuna
    Oh, hey! Um, Sara-san...
[14:32] Sara
    No need to be so formal with me.
[14:34] Yuna
    Th-Then, Sara...
[14:35] Sara
    Yes? What is it, Yuna?
[14:37] Yuna
    You can borrow this if you want.
[14:37] Sign
    DONG BAI
    Awakening in the Three Kingdoms as the Demon's Granddaughter
    Written by Kyosuke Izaki
    Illustrated by Kanzarin
[14:40] Sara
    Wow, really?
[14:42] Sign
    Kaburaya Detective Agency
[14:47] Sosuke
    You're in a good mood.
[14:49] Sosuke
    Honestly, it'd be best if bullying
    just never happened.
[14:53] Sosuke
    And when it does, schools and families should
[14:57] Sosuke
    nip it in the bud before
    detectives or lawyers get involved.
[15:00] Sara
    But it's because of you that
    Yuna and her mother were saved.
[15:05] Sara
    You have every right to be happy.
[15:08] Sosuke
    Well, I guess you're right.
[15:10] Sosuke
    I suppose I will.
[15:13] Sara
    I would like to go to school.
[15:17] Sosuke
    Was there something about this case
     that made you want to?
[15:21] Sara
    Well, I've so rarely interacted
    with people my age.
[15:26] Sara
    You didn't have school in your last world?
[15:28] Sara
    There was a school that commoners attended.
[15:31] Sara
    But it was the norm for the imperial
    family and nobles to hire tutors.
[15:36] Sosuke
    Ah, I see.
[15:38] Sosuke
    School, huh?
[15:40] Sosuke
    A way for a girl from another world to go to
    school without any kind of identification...
[15:44] Sosuke
    I guess I can try something.
[15:48] Sign
    Kaburaya Detective Agency
[15:48] Sign
    RAICHO
[15:50] Sara
    I may have uncovered a sinister plot...
[15:53] Sign
    Happy Halloween Festival at the Shopping Arcade
    Children who visit any of the participating stores
     in costume will receive tasty treats!
    °While treats last
    
    Date: October 31st
[15:53] Sara
    Receiving a reward for just visiting a
    location without purchasing a single thing?
[15:57] Sara
    That's highly suspicious!
[15:58] Sara
    There must be something behind this.
[15:58] Sign
    #HalloweenINGifu
[16:00] Sara
    We should report it to the police!
[16:03] Sosuke
    You are reading way too much into it.
[16:04] Sosuke
    It's just a way to introduce kids
    to the shopping arcade.
[16:04] Sign
    Weekly
[16:09] Sara
    So there's nothing nefarious afoot?
[16:12] Sara
    Then I absolutely must participate in
    these so-called Halloween festivities!
[16:16] Sign
    Kaburaya Detective Agency
[16:16] Sign
    RAICHO
[16:16] Sara
    We must prepare a costume at once!
[16:19] Rinrei
    You're going to dress up, Sara-chan?
[16:22] Rinrei
    Okay!
[16:24] Rinrei
    Pick whichever one you'd like!
[16:25] Sara
    There are so many options!
[16:28] Sara
    Rawr!
[16:30] Sara
    Shark!
[16:32] Sara
    Praying mantis!
[16:35] Sara
    And then...
[16:37] Sara
    A witch!
[16:39] Sara
    Hmm, now if I only had a spear,
    I would make the perfect Nobunaga-sama.
[16:44] Sosuke
    Nobunaga?
[16:45] Sosuke
    I get the cape, but what's with
    the spear and witch hat?
[16:49] Sara
    More importantly,
    what will you be wearing, Sosuke?
[16:52] Sosuke
    Huh? Why do I have to dress up?!
[16:55] Kids
    Trick or treat!
[16:59] Livia
    The town seems
    somewhat different than usual...
[17:08] Sign
    Happy Halloween Festival at the Shopping Arcade
    Children who visit any of the participating stores
     in costume will receive tasty treats!
[17:09] Livia
    "Halloween"?
[17:11] Sara
    Trick or treat!
[17:13] Female Shopkeeper
    My, what an adorable little witch.
[17:16] Sara
    I thank you.
[17:19] Sara
    Your costume suits you, as well.
    You should dress like that all the time.
[17:23] Sosuke
    No real detective dresses
    so obviously like a detective.
[17:29] Sosuke
    Wanna check around the station, too?
[17:32] Sara
    Sosuke, bend down a bit.
[17:34] Sosuke
    Sure.
[17:35] Sara
    Come now. Come closer.
[17:38] Sosuke
    Sure.
[17:43] Sara
    Okay.
[17:44] Sara
    Yeah!
[17:46] Sara
    Very good! All dressed up
     for Halloween and getting hype!
[17:49] Sara
    Now I am also a true party person!
[17:53] Sosuke
    Where are you getting this stuff?
[17:56] Sosuke
    Say, Sara...
[17:57] Sara
    Hmm? What is it?
[17:59] Sosuke
    Is it possible the world you came from...
[18:02] Sosuke
    is really Japan?
[18:04] Sara
    That's some imagination you've got.
[18:06] Sara
    Perhaps you should become a
    writer rather than a detective.
[18:11] Sosuke
    Why are you talking like a mastermind
    who's just been exposed by some detective?
[18:16] Sosuke
    I mean, a few things have made me wonder,
[18:18] Sosuke
    but the biggest one is language.
[18:20] Sara
    Oh?
[18:21] Sosuke
    You said the reason I'm able to converse
    with you and Livia without issue
[18:25] Sosuke
    even though you came from another world
    is translation magic, right?
[18:28] Sara
    Indeed.
[18:29] Sosuke
    But all of the spells I've seen you use
     manifest physical phenomena
[18:33] Sosuke
    that can be recreated with
     science in this world.
[18:37] Sosuke
    There are explosions and shock waves,
    of course,
[18:39] Sosuke
    but vehicles enabling flight
    are growing more and more compact.
[18:42] Sosuke
    There's also research to enhance healing,
[18:45] Sosuke
    and techniques to bend light
    to make something appear invisible
[18:49] Sosuke
    are advancing.
[18:51] Sosuke
    But your translation magic is fundamentally
    different from all of that.
[18:57] Sara
    You think so?
[18:59] Sara
    Even in this world, you have apps
    that can translate various languages.
[19:04] Sosuke
    Machines can only translate
     preprogrammed languages.
[19:09] Sosuke
    With current technology,
    I can't imagine it's plausible
[19:12] Sosuke
    to instantly translate an unknown
    language from another world.
[19:16] Sosuke
    But you could immediately read Japanese
    and understand what you saw on TV.
[19:21] Sosuke
    And yet me saying you were shit earlier
    totally went over your head.
[19:26] Sara
    I suppose I can't talk my way out of this.
[19:30] Sosuke
    This totally isn't some secret
    that'd get you into any trouble.
[19:33] Sara
    Indeed.
[19:35] Sara
    As you've deduced, the language
    I am speaking is, in fact, Japanese.
[19:40] Sara
    Strictly speaking, it's my own version of
    the official language of the Ofim Empire.
[19:44] Sara
    It's not exactly the same as
    the language of this country,
[19:47] Sara
    but the differences are minimal enough that
    I can parse the rest from context.
[19:52] Sosuke
    So do Japan and the Ofim Empire essentially
    exist in what we'd call parallel worlds?
[19:56] Sara
    Yes. The world I hail from is an Earth
    that followed a different history.
[20:02] Sara
    And the one responsible for splitting
    the timeline of Japan in two...
[20:06] Sara
    is Nobunaga Oda-sama.
[20:09] Sara
    In our world, he was the first emperor of
    the Ofim Empire, Nobunaga da Odin-sama.
[20:15] Sosuke
    Huh.
[20:16] Sara
    That's not much of a reaction.
[20:18] Sosuke
    Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised
    by anything Nobunaga might've done.
[20:22] Sosuke
    I'm guessing your Nobunaga didn't die at
    Honnoji and managed to unify the nation.
[20:26] Sara
    Indeed.
[20:27] Sara
    Nobunaga-sama managed to learn
    magic from the Magic Gate,
[20:31] Sara
    otherwise known as a country called Portugia,
[20:33] Sara
    and they say that he was a true demon lord.
[20:36] Sara
    His sheer strength was a large part
    of the reason he was able to unify the nation.
[20:41] Sara
    For example, here you know his greatest
    struggle to have been the Siege of Kanegasaki.
[20:47] Sara
    But in my world, he just blew
    the Asakura away with magic like boom!
[20:51] Sara
    Then he blasted the Azai Clan
    that pursued him from the rear like bam!
[20:55] Sara
    And that was that.
[20:56] Sosuke
    That's awful...
[20:57] Sara
    In Nobunaga-sama's biography in my world,
[20:59] Sara
    it's just battles starting,
    him casting Kaboom,
[21:02] Sara
    and the enemy force being annihilated.
    It gets kind of old,
[21:05] Sara
    so I always preferred Romance of the
    Three Kingdoms
or The Tale of Heike.
[21:09] Sosuke
    I was wondering when you'd even
     read Romance of the Three Kingdoms,
[21:12] Sosuke
    but it was in your own world.
[21:14] Sara
    Precisely.
[21:15] Sara
    Since Nobunaga-sama unified the nation,
[21:18] Sara
    he became the new emperor
    after the mikado stepped down.
[21:22] Sara
    He then renamed the country Ofim
[21:24] Sara
    to sound like "Land of the End"
    in the Portagian language
[21:27] Sara
    and started calling himself
    the incarnation of Odin,
[21:30] Sara
    the god from Norse mythology
    and the great wizard king.
[21:33] Sosuke
    I see.
[21:34] Sara
    Now then, I think that's enough
    idle chatter, don't you?
[21:38] Sara
    Let us return to the shopping arcade.
[21:41] Sosuke
    Don't you think Nobunaga would
    weep if he saw his descendant
[21:45] Sosuke
    so taken in by a shopping arcade event?
[21:48] Sara
    Fear not.
[21:50] Sara
    Nobunaga-sama's soul wouldn't go so
    far as to follow me into another world.
[21:54] Sara
    Not to mention, my ancestor is
    my ancestor, and I am just me.
[21:59] Sara
    I'm going to have fun living in this world.
[22:03] Sosuke
    Yeah, fair enough.
[23:33] Sign
    Do not indulge in evil for evil's sake.
    Do not do unto others what has been done unto you.
    -Yuna Naganawa
[23:40] Livia
    Trick or treat!
[23:42] Sign
    Haggard Bar
[23:46] Livia
    But why?! I am in costume as instructed!
[23:47] Sign
    Happy Halloween Festival at the Shopping Arcade
    Children who visit any of the participating stores
     in costume will receive tasty treats!
    °While treats last
    
    Date: October 31st
    
    Note: For children younger than middle grade only
    
    Stamp rally on back!
[23:49] Livia
    So why am I denied any treats?
[23:52] Livia
    Why?!
[23:52] Sign
    Note: For children younger than middle school only
[23:54] Sign
    #Next Time
[23:55] Livia
    What is a reseller?
[23:57] Sosuke
    Someone who buys up popular merchandise
[23:59] Sosuke
    and flips it at a much higher
    price for a profit.
[24:03] Livia
    I see...
[24:04] Sara
    They're utterly evil economic terrorists!
[24:06] Sara
    That's what resellers are.