E2 - Homeless Lady Knight
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[00:04] Suzuki
Livia-san, you really are a natural
at this homeless thing.
[00:09] Livia
Yes. I've learned all the roads around here.
[00:12] Livia
Starting tomorrow, I think I can
gather cans even more efficiently.
[00:16] Suzuki
I guess I'll try a little
harder tomorrow, too.
[00:21] Livia
I won't be beat, Suzuki-dono!
[00:24] Livia
No, wait!
[00:25] Livia
What am I even doing?!
[00:28] Livia
Why am I becoming obsessed
with collecting empty cans?!
[00:31] Livia
At this rate, I won't have any
time to find the princess...
[00:35] Suzuki
Princess?
[00:37] Livia
Er, no, it's just...
There's someone I must locate.
[00:42] Suzuki
Any idea where they are?
[00:47] Livia
No, not at all.
[00:49] Livia
Though I believe it's somewhere in this city.
[00:52] Suzuki
In that case, you're going to have
to ask around or hire a detective.
[00:58] Livia
A detective?
[00:59] Suzuki
They're basically pros at finding people.
[01:02] Suzuki
Of course, you'll need money to hire one.
[01:05] Livia
I see...
[01:07] Livia
Then I must save up some money forthwith!
[02:42] Sign
#HomelessLadyKnight
[02:49] Livia
Have you by chance seen this person?
[02:54] High School Girls
Nope!
[02:58] Suzuki
I did some research, and it costs
about this much to find someone.
[03:03] Suzuki
If you have no clue where they are,
[03:05] Suzuki
the search gets tricky
and the price skyrockets.
[03:08] Livia
Wha—?!
[03:09] Livia
Th-Then, at this rate...
[03:13] Livia
I wonder how many more months it'll take.
[03:15] Suzuki
With a smartphone or bank account,
[03:17] Suzuki
there are more efficient ways to make money.
[03:20] Suzuki
But you need a permanent address
and ID for those.
[03:23] Livia
A permanent address?
I definitely don't have that...
[03:27] Suzuki
You could go to City Hall and have them
get you into a halfway house, but...
[03:32] Suzuki
In your case, you might end up detained
for entering the country illegally.
[03:37] Livia
Then I guess I'm out of luck.
[03:40] Suzuki
Pretty much.
[03:42] Livia
Still, even if I can't make use of such
services, couldn't you, Suzuki-dono?
[03:47] Suzuki
Well, as for me,
I still have a certificate of residence,
[03:51] Suzuki
so if I did the paperwork, I probably could.
[03:53] Livia
So why don't you?
[03:55] Livia
You seem rather knowledgeable, Suzuki-dono.
[03:59] Livia
I do beg your pardon, but it's rather
strange for you to be living like this.
[04:04] Suzuki
All kinds of folks end up homeless.
[04:07] Suzuki
Though, in my case, I'm just a loser.
[04:15] Takeo
Hey, you.
[04:17] Takeo
You're the homeless chick I've been
hearing about lately, aren't you?
[04:22] Livia
You've been... hearing about me?
[04:25] Sign
Takeo
[04:25] Takeo
Yup, the hot foreigner with silver hair
[04:27] Takeo
who's been carrying around
a stupid amount of cans.
[04:31] Takeo
The other homeless guys were complaining
[04:33] Takeo
that some newbie's
eating into their earnings.
[04:37] Livia
I do apologize for that.
[04:39] Livia
But I must make money posthaste.
[04:43] Takeo
I figured as much! I actually have a job
where you can earn some cash quick.
[04:49] Takeo
Wanna give it a try?
[04:50] Livia
Really?!
[04:52] Livia
Such a job exists?
[04:54] Takeo
All you've gotta do is sit
with people and drink booze.
[04:58] Takeo
We even have employee dorms!
[05:00] Livia
That's wonderful! Consider me in!
[05:02] Suzuki
Don't do it. I don't think you're
cut out for that kind of work.
[05:07] Livia
Suzuki-dono?
[05:08] Takeo
What's your problem, old man?
You with her or something?
[05:11] Suzuki
Not exactly.
[05:13] Takeo
Then could you kindly butt out?
[05:17] Suzuki
You're right.
[05:19] Livia
Suzuki-dono...
[05:22] Manager
Have you ever worked at a sexy cabaret club?
[05:26] Livia
A sexy what?
[05:27] Livia
I do not have any experience,
[05:29] Livia
but I know how to conduct myself
at watering holes.
[05:32] Manager
Watering holes? That's a great way to put it.
[05:36] Manager
Let's have you start today.
[05:40] Livia
Yes, sir!
[05:41] Sign
Homeless
[05:42] Sign
Hostess
[05:44] Manager
This is Puriketsu-san.
[05:46] Puriketsu
Hiya, I'm Puriketsu. Totes nice to meet you.
[05:48] Manager
Make sure you teach our newbie
everything she needs to know.
[05:52] Sign
Hostess
[05:52] Sign
Puriketsu
[05:55] Livia
My name is Livia.
I appreciate your guidance, Puriketsu-dono.
[05:59] Puriketsu
Hey, your Japanese is really good, Livia-chan!
[06:03] Puriketsu
First, we'll have to find you an outfit...
[06:07] Puriketsu
Actually, before that,
you need a shower. You sorta smell.
[06:12] Livia
I mean, I have been washing off
the sweat in the river daily...
[06:16] Puriketsu
In the river?!
[06:18] Livia
Well, I was homeless up until a moment ago.
[06:21] Puriketsu
You were homeless?
[06:23] Puriketsu
That must've been rough!
[06:31] Sign
Thank you for everything
[06:36] Puriketsu
I thought these would look best on you.
[06:39] Livia
I'll be wearing one of those?
[06:41] Puriketsu
Feel free to pick whichever.
[06:51] Black Suit
Table 5's asking for you, Puriketsu-san.
[06:54] Puriketsu
Roger! You're coming with, Livia-chan.
[06:58] Livia
Y-Yes, ma'am.
[07:03] Livia
What exactly... is this?
[07:07] Livia
Could this place be...
[07:09] Livia
some lecherous establishment?
[07:12] Puriketsu
Thanks for choosing me again, Mr. President.
[07:16] Kusanagi
I wanted to see you so badly
that I came back today.
[07:20] Kusanagi
By the way, who's this?
[07:22] Puriketsu
This is our newbie, Livia-chan.
[07:24] Kusanagi
Oho! Well, ain't she a cutie?
[07:28] Puriketsu
Come on, Livia-chan.
Have a seat next to the president.
[07:32] Livia
O-Of course.
[07:33] Kusanagi
Oh? I love how innocent you seem.
[07:36] Kusanagi
Maybe I'll give you a little
reward to welcome you.
[07:39] Livia
Wh-What do you think you're doing?!
How dare you?!
[07:42] Kusanagi
Wow, you've really got the
lady knight act down.
[07:46] Livia
To think that I couldn't even react...
[07:49] Livia
This man is no ordinary foe.
[07:52] Livia
W-Wait, are these...
[07:55] Livia
T-Ten thousand yen bills?!
[07:56] Livia
I've never seen these before!
[07:59] Kusanagi
You're pretty funny, kid.
[08:01] Puriketsu
Mr. President!
[08:03] Puriketsu
No fair giving Livia-chan all the attention.
[08:05] Kusanagi
Oh, fine.
[08:07] Kusanagi
Here, here. Plenty more
where that came from! Kidding!
[08:09] Puriketsu
That tickles, Mr. President! Oh, you...
[08:09] Livia
D-Does that mean I'm to let
this man grope my chest?
[08:15] Livia
Still... this is far easier than running
all around the city to earn spare change.
[08:20] Livia
It won't take long to earn what I need.
[08:23] Livia
B-But this is just...
[08:26] Police Officer
All right, no one move!
[08:29] Police Officer
Police!
[08:31] Livia
The police?
[08:32] Puriketsu
Man, it's gotta suck having to deal
with a raid on your first day, Livia-chan.
[08:37] Hostess A
Well, there were rumors about this place
doing some illegal business, so...
[08:41] Livia
Pardon me, but what's going
to happen to us now?
[08:45] Hostess B
They'll probably just question
us for a bit, but that's it.
[08:49] Livia
Questioning?
[08:53] Livia
I'm terribly sorry, but I will be fleeing.
[08:57] Livia
Puriketsu-dono, I thank you for everything.
[08:59] Puriketsu
Huh? Wait, Livia-chan.
We're on the fifth floor.
[09:03] Livia
It's all right. That won't be a problem!
[09:06] Puriketsu
Livia-chan!
[09:19] Livia
This is quite embarrassing,
but I have returned.
[09:22] Livia
Would you mind letting me stay here again?
[09:25] Suzuki
I told you before. I'm in no
position to be calling the shots.
[09:30] Livia
You have my thanks.
[09:34] Suzuki
I went to the library this afternoon
and did a bit of research online.
[09:38] Suzuki
Apparently, there's a detective agency in town
[09:40] Suzuki
that takes jobs
for a retainer fee of 30,000 yen.
[09:43] Livia
Is there really?!
[09:45] Sign
Kaburaya Detective Agency
[09:45] Sign
RAICHO
[09:50] Sara
Coming!
[09:51] Sign
Kaburaya Detective Agency
[09:56] Sara
Hmm?
[09:57] Livia
P-Princess...
[10:00] Sara
Ah, it's you, Livia—
[10:02] Livia
Princess!
[10:04] Livia
Thank goodness you're safe!
[10:05] Sara
So, you're alive as well.
[10:08] Livia
Of course! But whatever are
you doing here, Princess?
[10:11] Sara
I'm working at this detective agency.
[10:15] Livia
My word!
[10:16] Sara
What have you been up to?
[10:19] Livia
I've...
[10:23] Livia
been homeless.
[10:26] Sara
My word.
[10:27] Sosuke
Sara, who the heck are you talking to?
[10:30] Sara
Ah, Sosuke. This is my attendant, Livia.
[10:34] Sosuke
Your attendant? Wait, does that mean
she's from another world too?
[10:38] Sara
Considering how the story was going,
I figured she died, but she's alive somehow!
[10:43] Livia
You thought I had perished?!
[10:46] Livia
Well, anyway... I will continue
protecting you in this world as well.
[10:50] Sara
Hmm... Well, it's rather peaceful here.
[10:53] Livia
Even so, it is my duty
to protect you, Princess!
[10:57] Sosuke
Huh? Wait, so you're crashing here too?
[11:00] Livia
But of course! I cannot
leave my princess's side.
[11:04] Sosuke
You can't be serious!
This place is cramped enough as is!
[11:08] Sara
To be honest, I don't know
about leaving my retainer homeless...
[11:12] Sosuke
What? You're homeless?
[11:17] Sara
Say, Sosuke.
[11:19] Sara
Why don't you hire Livia as well?
[11:22] Sosuke
Uh, I don't have that kind of money.
[11:25] Livia
If you will allow me to live here,
I do not require any pay!
[11:29] Livia
I humbly request that you employ me.
[11:32] Sara
Take her in!
[11:37] Sosuke
All right, fine.
[11:38] Sign
Homeless
[11:40] Sign
Detective's Assistant
[11:42] Livia
And so...
[11:44] Livia
Suzuki-dono, you have my thanks
for all you've done for me.
[11:49] Suzuki
You don't need to thank me.
[11:51] Suzuki
I, uh... had some fun meeting you, too.
[11:55] Livia
Suzuki-dono.
[11:57] Livia
I do not know why you are homeless,
[12:01] Livia
but if you still have a place to return to...
[12:03] Livia
I believe you should.
[12:07] Suzuki
I'd like to tell you to
mind your own business,
[12:11] Suzuki
but a lady knight
from another world saying that
[12:13] Suzuki
really makes it hit home.
[12:16] Livia
It does, doesn't it?
Now then, please take care.
[12:27] Editor
Hello, this is GF Bunko's
editorial department.
[12:30] Suzuki
It's been a while. This is Suzukiri.
[12:32] Editor
Huh?! Suzukiri-san?!
Where are you right now?!
[12:36] Suzuki
In Gifu.
[12:38] Suzuki
I figured I'd struggle a little longer
while I still had a place to return to.
[12:39] Sign
Author
[12:39] Sign
Suzukiri
[12:43] Sign
Kaburaya Detective Agency
[12:43] Sign
RAICHO
[12:43] Sign
A few days later
[12:44] Sosuke
I hate to say this...
[12:46] Sosuke
But you're getting the chop.
[12:48] Livia
Axed?!
[12:48] Sign
#HomelessLadyKnightAfter
[12:49] Livia
You're going to behead me?!
[12:50] Sosuke
No! I'm saying that you
no longer work here.
[12:55] Livia
But why? What could I have possibly done?
[12:59] Sosuke
You can't be serious.
[13:02] Sosuke
You stand out like
a sore thumb when shadowing,
[13:04] Sosuke
and you suck at memorizing targets' faces.
[13:07] Sosuke
And not only can you not do office work,
[13:09] Sosuke
you broke the laptop and lost files.
[13:12] Sosuke
I'll be honest.
You aren't made for this line of work.
[13:17] Sara
Well, everyone has their
strengths and weaknesses.
[13:20] Sosuke
So, yeah, just give it up.
[13:23] Sosuke
I'll help you find work
and a place to stay, though.
[13:26] Livia
That is not necessary.
[13:28] Sosuke
What?
[13:29] Livia
I have my pride!
[13:31] Livia
My princess is here working, so I cannot
be content with being a freeloader.
[13:37] Sosuke
What will you do, then?
[13:39] Livia
I shall find a job and a home on my own.
[13:44] Livia
So until I do, Sosuke-dono,
[13:46] Livia
I leave the princess in your care.
[13:53] Sosuke
She gonna be okay?
[13:55] Sara
Well, I'm pretty sure she won't die.
[13:59] Sign
Detective's Assistant
[14:01] Sign
Homeless
[14:04] Sign
#FirstJob
[14:07] Sign
Tateyama
[14:08] Tateyama
I've been waiting for you, Kaburaya-sama.
[14:10] Tateyama
And who might this be?
[14:12] Sosuke
She's sort of like my assistant.
[14:14] Tateyama
I see.
[14:16] Sara
Indeed, you've got exquisite taste.
[14:21] Brenda
You flatter me, you precious little thing.
[14:25] Sosuke
This is Brenda Aisaki-san, a lawyer.
[14:28] Sosuke
She's our client this time
and one of my regulars.
[14:31] Sara
My word! But she's still a child!
[14:34] Brenda
There is no age restriction
on the bar examination,
[14:37] Brenda
so it's theoretically possible
for a child to become a lawyer.
[14:41] Sosuke
Be that as it may,
that's not the case for you.
[14:44] Sosuke
Despite how she looks,
she's actually older than me.
[14:47] Sign
Lawyer
[14:47] Sign
Brenda Aisaki
[14:48] Sara
What?!
[14:50] Sara
To think the Black Organization truly exists!
[14:52] Sosuke
No one drugged her and turned her into a kid!
[14:55] Brenda
So, Sosuke-kun, who might this be?
[14:59] Brenda
Ah, you've finally succumbed to circumstance
and resorted to kidnapping.
[15:03] Brenda
I'll introduce you to a good lawyer,
so you should turn yourself in.
[15:05] Sosuke
Of course I didn't kidnap her!
[15:07] Sosuke
Besides, you're a lawyer!
[15:10] Brenda
You so faithfully have a retort
for all my jokes. I love that about you.
[15:15] Sara
Don't you just?
[15:19] Sosuke
This is Sara. She's an
exchange student from Sweden.
[15:23] Sosuke
She was staying at my friend's place,
but it burned down in a fire.
[15:27] Sara
Moreover, my parents are
on a trip around the world,
[15:32] Sara
so I've decided to stay
at Sosuke's place for a while.
[15:36] Brenda
Oh my. That must have been hard.
[15:38] Sara
'Tis nothing. Unforeseen disaster
only serves to spice up one's journey.
[15:42] Brenda
You know, you speak in a rather unique way.
[15:45] Sosuke
Well, she did learn Japanese
through anime and manga.
[15:49] Brenda
Ah. What series do you like?
[15:51] Sara
Detective Conan!
[15:54] Brenda
I can't say that I recall anyone
in that manga talking like you...
[15:57] Sosuke
Well, she's been influenced
by way more than just Conan.
[16:01] Sosuke
Anyway, she's gonna be helping me
out with work, so be nice to her.
[16:06] Brenda
She's going to be doing detective work?
[16:08] Sara
Indeed! I'm working hard to become
a great detective like Conan-kun.
[16:14] Brenda
Are you serious right now?
[16:15] Sosuke
Despite appearances,
she's got a real knack for sleuthing.
[16:20] Brenda
Well, I guess if you're okay
with it, Sosuke-kun...
[16:23] Sosuke
So, what's the job this time?
[16:27] Brenda
The same as usual.
[16:28] Brenda
I need some digging done
for divorce proceedings.
[16:31] Brenda
The investigation period will
be a week starting tomorrow.
[16:34] Brenda
The target is Yuki Shimomura,
a 34-year-old housewife.
[16:35] Sign
Name: Yuki Shimomura
[16:35] Sign
Age: 34 y/o
[16:35] Sign
Occupation: Housewife
[16:39] Brenda
The client is her husband, Kazuya
Shimomura, a 35-year-old office worker.
[16:40] Sign
Kazuya Shimomura
[16:44] Brenda
He wants a divorce, but his wife refuses,
[16:47] Brenda
so he's planning to take it to family court.
[16:50] Brenda
The reason is apparently personal differences.
[16:53] Sara
This is quite exciting, isn't it?!
[16:56] Sosuke
Say, you have a spell that can
make you invisible, right?
[16:59] Sosuke
Is there a way to stay invisible for a while?
[17:02] Sara
Oh, that?
[17:04] Sara
Behold.
[17:06] Sosuke
Oh god, that's creepy!
[17:07] Sara
Shut your mouth! Who are you calling creepy?!
[17:10] Sosuke
Er, my bad. It's actually pretty incredible.
[17:14] Sosuke
Can you make your whole body disappear?
[17:17] Sara
I can, but there's a glaring problem.
[17:20] Sosuke
Like what?
[17:20] Sara
This spell essentially just bends
the light around your whole body
[17:25] Sara
so that you can't be seen from the outside,
but I also can't see from inside.
[17:30] Sara
And if I leave just my face so I can see...
[17:33] Sosuke
Yikes!
[17:33] Sara
Rawr! I'm a scary ghost!
[17:36] Sosuke
Why's a ghost rawring at me?!
[17:38] Sosuke
Seriously, that's super creepy!
[17:40] Sara
Also, I get really tired if
I use my magic too long.
[17:45] Sara
Hey, there's our mark!
[17:46] Sign
Shimomura
[17:46] Sign
Mark = Investigation Target
[17:51] Sosuke
All right, let's follow her.
[18:00] Sosuke
Well, unsurprisingly, she's just shopping.
[18:04] Sara
I'm so bored!
[18:06] Sosuke
That's because stakeouts are boring.
[18:08] Sosuke
You can nap, you know?
[18:10] Sosuke
No, I'll do my best. I'm genuinely trying
to be a great detective, after all.
[18:15] Sosuke
I see.
[18:17] Sara
What's the matter?
[18:19] Sosuke
That's the landscaper.
[18:22] Sosuke
Apparently, our mark
is obsessed with gardening
[18:24] Sosuke
and has a landscaper come by regularly.
[18:27] Sara
Well, they do have some
big trees in their yard.
[18:38] Sara
How could I? How many days has it been?!
[18:41] Sosuke
Like it's been that long.
You were only out an hour.
[18:45] Sara
So, have there been any new developments?
[18:48] Sosuke
Absolutely squat.
[18:49] Sara
I see...
[18:51] Sara
I guess the landscaper is still here, too.
[18:54] Sosuke
Yeah.
[18:55] Sosuke
No, wait.
[18:56] Sara
What is it?
[18:57] Sosuke
It's been an hour,
but nothing's going on in the yard...
[19:02] Sosuke
I haven't seen the landscaper
over the fence either.
[19:05] Sara
I'm sure he does more than just pruning.
[19:08] Sosuke
He went inside with a ladder.
[19:11] Sosuke
If he needs one,
[19:13] Sosuke
I figured he'd be pruning that
tree right along the fence there.
[19:17] Sara
So, something concerns you?
[19:19] Sosuke
Pretty much, yeah.
[19:21] Sara
That might be your detective's intuition.
[19:25] Sosuke
Maybe. If only we could see the lawn...
[19:28] Sara
You just need a look inside, right?
[19:45] Sosuke
Hey, your face is bright red.
[19:48] Sara
W-Well...
[19:51] Sara
The landscaper was using Cold Breath
[19:54] Sara
against the young madame's
Beast King Redemption Blast...
[19:57] Sosuke
Th-This is a lot...
[20:00] Brenda
This is...
[20:04] Sosuke
The guy is Kohei Wakabayashi
from Satonaka Landscaping.
[20:07] Sosuke
Not sure on the kanji.
[20:09] Brenda
This is plenty. I'll pay you
for the whole week and a little extra.
[20:14] Sosuke
That's great!
[20:16] Brenda
By the way, how did you
even get this picture?
[20:20] Brenda
It's taken from pretty high up.
[20:24] Sosuke
Uh...
[20:25] Sosuke
I used a drone.
[20:27] Brenda
Huh.
[20:29] Sara
So, you've known that lawyer
for quite some time?
[20:32] Sosuke
Yeah, about three years or so now.
[20:36] Brenda
Do lawyers use detectives often?
[20:39] Sosuke
Well, yeah.
[20:41] Sosuke
Following people and stakeouts
can be against the law,
[20:44] Sosuke
but private detectives are allowed to do so.
[20:48] Sara
I see.
[20:49] Sosuke
On the flip side, lawyers have access
to personal information that detectives
[20:53] Sosuke
can have a hard time getting
their hands on.
[20:55] Sara
So it's a bit of give and take.
[20:58] Brenda
I don't like this.
[21:00] Tateyama
Are you jealous of a child?
[21:03] Brenda
What are you talking about?
[21:05] Brenda
All I mean is that with a child around,
[21:07] Brenda
it's harder to ask Sosuke-kun
to do dirty work!
[21:13] Sign
Hidagyu
[21:13] Sosuke
We just got a week's pay in a day.
[21:17] Sosuke
It's a special occasion.
[21:19] Sara
This isn't half price or even 10 percent off!
[21:24] Sara
By the way, Sosuke,
are you not getting married?
[21:29] Sosuke
Heck no.
[21:30] Sosuke
Where'd that come from?
[21:32] Sara
Is it because you're broke?
[21:33] Sosuke
I'm broke and I've got no one to marry.
[21:36] Sosuke
Not to mention, when you do this job,
[21:38] Sosuke
you see lots of stuff you never want to.
[21:41] Sosuke
I gave up on any aspirations of
love or marriage a long time ago.
[21:46] Sara
Ah, so that's why you didn't react
[21:49] Sara
when you saw Livia's totally fap-worthy body.
[21:52] Sosuke
Don't let the internet
poison your mind too much.
[21:55] Sara
Oh, my bad. I just couldn't help myself
from using internet slang like fap-worthy.
[22:00] Sara
I am no nerd, lololol.
[22:05] Sara
Anyway, I suppose this means I won't be thrown
out for getting in the way of your love life.
[22:10] Sosuke
You were actually worried about that?
[22:12] Sara
Indeed. I don't want to make you
or your loved ones invalids, after all.
[22:18] Sosuke
I guess you're still on about
erasing my memories once you leave.
[22:22] Sara
But of course.
[23:54] Sign
#Next Time
[23:55] Livia
What is this "clan" you speak of?
[23:57] Saito
We sell goods that enrich people's lives.
[24:02] Sosuke
It's fraud dealing with the supernatural.
[24:04] Sosuke
If you naively follow them, you'll fall for
their mind control and become one of them.
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