E12 - Valentine's in Gifu

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[00:04] Sara
    What is all this? Some kind of bullying?
[00:06] Yayoi
    I believe they're gifts for Valentine's Day.
[00:09] Sign
    #Valentine'sINGifu
[00:09] Sara
    Good grief. We're not allowed
    to bring snacks to school.
[00:14] Sara
    Yayoi, do you happen to have a big bag?
[00:18] Yayoi
    I shall prepare one immediately, my lady!
[00:21] Girls
    Naganawa-san, please accept this!
[00:25] Yuna
    Huh? Why are you giving these to me?
[00:27] Imahariyama
    Well, you seem cool, you're super reliable,
[00:30] Imahariyama
    and you're great at academics and sports.
[00:32] Imahariyama
    Your fanbase is really growing right now.
[00:34] Yuna
    Seriously?
[00:36] Sign
    Kaburaya Detective Agency
[00:36] Sign
    RAICHO
[00:38] Sara
    Here, Yuna. Friendship chocolate from me.
[00:41] Yuna
    Th-Thanks. Oh, and...
[00:45] Yuna
    Here!
[00:46] Sosuke
    Wow, those are homemade, aren't they?
[00:50] Sosuke
    I'm impressed you can make sweets, too.
[00:52] Yuna
    I-It's no big deal.
[00:54] Yuna
    For truffle chocolates, you just
    melt them and make them round.
[00:58] Yuna
    Whoa, these are really good!
[01:00] Yuna
    They look totally normal,
    but they're super rich...
[01:04] Sara
    That's because I made them from cacao beans.
[01:06] Yuna
    For real?
[01:07] Sosuke
    I'm glad you like them.
[01:10] Sosuke
    I had to be her taste tester
    over and over again.
[01:12] Yuna
    Wow... But you need special tools to
    make chocolate from beans, don't you?
[01:17] Sara
    I managed to pull it off
    with the power of Chinese martial arts.
[01:21] Yuna
    Yeah, okay. I should be used to you
     spouting nonsense.
[01:27] Yuna
    Here you go, sir. These are for you.
[01:29] Sosuke
    Huh? For me?
[01:30] Yuna
    You don't have to take them
    if you don't want...
[01:33] Yuna
    You're sick of chocolate
    after trying all of Sara's, right?
[01:35] Sosuke
    Nah, I'll gladly take these.
[01:38] Sosuke
    Chocolate's great for an energy boost
    while I'm working,
[01:41] Sosuke
    so I can never have enough.
[01:43] Yuna
    I see! Well, I have plenty more,
    so you can have these too.
[01:47] Sosuke
    Huh?
[01:48] Sosuke
    Wait, is this all chocolate?
[01:51] Yuna
    Yup.
[01:52] Sosuke
    Why do you have so much?
[01:53] Yuna
    People were giving it to me at school.
[01:55] Yuna
    But I don't need all this, so you can have it.
[01:58] Sosuke
    Yeah, I'm pretty sure I shouldn't take this.
[02:01] Yuna
    I made sure to keep any letters and remove
     any personal info, so don't worry.
[02:07] Sosuke
    Good on you for being mindful
    of people's privacy.
[02:10] Sara
    Sosuke, I also have lots of chocolates
    that I received from school!
[02:17] Sosuke
    Whoa, where'd you get all this?!
[02:19] Sara
    They were Valentine's Day offerings!
[02:21] Yuna
    Not bad.
[02:23] Sosuke
    Just how popular are you two?
[02:28] Neya
    It's been a month since we
    started researching chocolate.
[02:31] Neya
    We just barely made it in time, Sensei!
[02:35] Brenda
    Now we're on par with specialty shops.
[02:37] Neya
    Yeah!
[02:41] Tateyama
    True, they're delicious...
[02:43] Tateyama
    But because you got so lost in chocolatiering
[02:46] Tateyama
    with no consideration for cost
    and you've refused to work,
[02:49] Tateyama
    please remember that the agency
     is now hemorrhaging.
[02:51] Brenda
    I-I know that. But today marks the end of it!
[02:55] Neya
    You just need to give these to him now!
[02:57] Neya
    You've got this!
[02:58] Brenda
    Right!
[03:01] Brenda
    So, as you can see,
[03:02] Brenda
    this job is sudden, but I'm counting on you.
[03:04] Sosuke
    Sure.
[03:06] Sosuke
    This is my first gig in a while,
    so I'll go all out.
[03:09] Brenda
    Is that so? Were you lonely,
    not getting to see me?
[03:13] Sosuke
    No, not really.
[03:15] Brenda
    B-By the way, Sosuke-kun...
[03:17] Brenda
    I got my hands on some really
    delicious chocolates.
[03:21] Brenda
    Would you like some?
[03:22] Sosuke
    Huh?
[03:23] Brenda
    What's the matter?
[03:24] Sosuke
    Er, I'm definitely gonna have to pass.
[03:26] Sosuke
    Sara and Yuna brought home a
    stupid amount of chocolate today,
[03:30] Sosuke
    so my life's gonna be filled
    with it for a while.
[03:34] Sosuke
    Huh?
[05:08] Sign
    #TheLegendBegins
[05:09] Puriketsu
    Our first show is tomorrow, finally.
[05:11] Puriketsu
    Hopefully people will show up.
[05:14] Noa
    I will have all of the clan members come,
     so that should be no issue.
[05:18] Noa
    I have also acquired staff to film it.
[05:21] Noa
    Moreover, our homepage will go
    live at midnight tonight.
[05:25] Livia
    Thank you so much for everything, Noa-dono.
[05:29] Puriketsu
    Yeah.
[05:31] Noa
    This is all to spread your presence
    throughout the world, Livia-sama!
[05:35] Sign
    The Next Day
[05:38] Noa
    Livia-sama, I'm going to go
    on ahead for some meetings.
[05:42] Livia
    Sure. Then I'll meet you at the venue at 6 PM.
[05:45] Noa
    Okay.
[05:46] Sign
    Famous Gifu Tanmen
    Gifu Flagship Shop
[05:46] Sign
    Open
[05:46] Sign
    "When you think of Gifu..."
[05:46] Sign
    Gifu Tanmen
[05:46] Sign
    Gifu Flagship Store
[05:48] Employee
    Thank you very much!
[05:49] Sign
    Gifu Tanmen
[05:53] Livia
    There's still time until our concert...
[05:57] Livia
    I guess I'll go try my luck
     to liven things up!
[06:00] Sign
    NEW
    MACHINES
[06:00] Sign
    NEW
    MACHINES
[06:00] Sign
    PACHINKO
[06:00] Sign
    Closing at 9 PM today
[06:11] Livia
    I can't keep imposing on Noa-dono forever.
[06:15] Livia
    Today's the day I win big!
[06:40] Game
    You did it!
[06:49] Game
    Super lucky!
[06:54] sign
    1st try
[06:54] Livia
    My word!
[06:58] Takeo
    Hey, Livia-chan! Looks like
    you're stupid lucky today.
[07:01] Livia
    Takeo-dono! I've never had anything
    like this happen before!
[07:05] Takeo
    My luck's in the gutter today,
     so I'm gonna go home.
[07:08] Livia
    By the way, what time is it now?
[07:10] Takeo
    Let's see... Just a bit past 6.
[07:12] Livia
    Wha—It's already that late?!
[07:14] Livia
    I must get to the concert immediately!
[07:17] Takeo
    Wait, you're quitting?
[07:19] Livia
    There's something more important
    to me than pachinko!
[07:25] Takeo
    Livia-chan?!
[07:35] Livia
    It's snowing this much?
[07:46] Livia
    How could I let this happen?
[07:48] Livia
    Even so, I cannot let some
    mere snow get in my way!
[07:56] Puriketsu
    Yeah, I'm not getting through to her.
[07:59] Noa
    What could have befallen Livia-sama?
[08:06] Gyaru
    Hey, where are there so
    many people here tonight?
[08:09] Gyaru
    Someone famous performing?
[08:11] Party Peep
    Uh...
[08:12] Party Peep
    Grasshopper the Savior?
[08:12] Sign
    BAKUON SHOJO
[08:12] Sign
    Dry Well Orchestra & Yuta
[08:12] Sign
    Grasshopper the Savior
[08:14] Party Peep
    Never heard of 'em.
[08:33] Staff
    Grasshopper the Savior,
    we need you on standby.
[08:37] Puriketsu
    Er, okay.
[08:38] Puriketsu
    We're just gonna have to go on
     ourselves at this point.
[08:46] Livia
    I'm sorry to keep you waiting!
[08:48] Noa
    Livia-sama!
[08:48] Puriketsu
    Livia-chan!
[08:49] Puriketsu
    Jeez, you're late! The heck were you doing?
[08:52] Livia
    I was fighting the devil's temptation.
[08:55] Noa
    Impressive as ever, Livia-sama!
[08:57] Noa
    You must've been protecting
    the world unnoticed!
[09:00] Puriketsu
    I have no idea what's going on,
    but the real battle's yet to come!
[09:04] Noa and Livia
    Right!
[09:08] Gyaru
    Hey, when's the next band coming on?
[09:12] Puriketsu
    Sorry to keep you guys waiting!
[09:15] Saito and Uchiyama
    Livia-sama! Noa-sama!
[09:27] Puriketsu Song
    This shining love is my pride!
[09:29] Gyaru
    What even is this?
[09:29] Puriketsu Song
    There's someone within my heart!
[09:30] Party Peep
    N-No idea. But it's pretty awesome.
[09:33] Gyaru
    True.
[09:33] Puriketsu Song
    Looking around, I realize...
[09:36] Puriketsu Song
    It's always been you!
[09:39] Puriketsu Song
    I always longed for a sparkling love!
[09:42] Puriketsu Song
    It helps me get through the days!
[09:44] Clan members
    Livia-sama!
[09:45] Puriketsu Song
    You're so precious that I can't help myself!
[09:46] Puriketsu; Livia; Noa
    Thank you!
[09:48] Puriketsu Song
    So it's always been you!
[09:51] Puriketsu Song
    Come on, a little scratch is nothing!
[09:55] Puriketsu Song
    Any backdrop that has actions
    and strong convictions
[09:55] Sign
    Manipulator
[09:55] Sign
    Vocalist
[09:55] Sign
    Guitarist
[09:58] Puriketsu Song
    will never waver!
[09:58] Sign
    Vocalist
[09:58] Sign
    Asumi Yumisashi
[10:01] Sign
    Guitarist
[10:01] Puriketsu Song
    I'm taking in love that
    throws out all logic!
[10:01] Sign
    Livia de Udis
[10:04] Sign
    Religious Leader,
    Multimedia Creator,
    Fangirl, Manipulator
[10:04] Sign
    Noa Minakami
[10:07] Sign
    Grasshopper the Savior
[10:07] Puriketsu Song
    I wish to bask in that divine moment!
[10:13] Puriketsu Song
    And you're the one who gave me all the love!
[10:19] Puriketsu
    Thanks, everyone!
[10:29] Livia
    Whew! Today's show was exciting as ever.
[10:34] Puriketsu
    I never thought the day would come
    that we'd play such a huge venue!
[10:40] Noa
    We've only just begun.
[10:42] Noa
    It's not just Gifu anymore.
[10:44] Noa
    There are now people who come from all
    over to bask in Livia-sama's beauty.
[10:49] Three
    Yes?
[10:50] Tsuchida
    It's a pleasure to meet you.
[10:52] Tsuchida
    I'm Tomoya Tsuchida from Gift Records.
[10:56] Tsuchida
    Let me get straight to the point.
[10:58] Tsuchida
    Would you like to sign with our company
    and have your major debut?
[11:04] Three
    Yes!
[11:09] Sign
    Sawara Elementary School
    Graduation Ceremony
[11:13] Sign
    #ThePrincessGraduates
[11:14] Sosuke
    She's graduating three months
    after enrolling at this school.
[11:17] Sosuke
    It's all so sudden that I don't
    even feel anything about it.
[11:21] Sign
    Congratulatory Graduation Ceremony
[11:26] Sosuke
    What the hell is my dad
    doing in the guest seats?
[11:30] Sosuke
    He probably asked the principal or someone...
[11:33] Sosuke
    That bastard didn't even
    show up for my graduation.
[11:38] Yamashita
    Sara Kusanagi.
[11:39] Sara
    Yes!
[11:41] Guardian A
    Is that her?
[11:42] Guardian B
    Oh, is that Her Highness?
[11:43] Sosuke
    Huh? Wait, what?
[11:45] Sosuke
    I knew that Sara was popular at school,
[11:47] Sosuke
    but why are the parents making a fuss?
[11:50] Yamashita
    Now, a farewell address
    from the other students.
[11:54] Student A
    To the elder students in the
    sixth grade and Sara-sama,
[11:59] Student A
    congratulations on your graduation.
[12:02] All
    Congratulations!
[12:03] Sosuke
    Yeah, that's much more like it...
[12:05] Sosuke
    Wait, "Sara-sama"?!
[12:07] Student B
    The days we spent with the sixth-graders
    and Sara-sama will be always be dear to us.
[12:17] Student B
    Thank you very much for so many
     amazing memories.
[12:21] Students
    Thank you very much!
[12:24] Sosuke
    Really, no one's saying anything?!
[12:26] Student C
    We will never forget December 13th,
[12:30] Student C
    the day that the great Sara Kusanagi-sama
     enrolled at our school.
[12:35] All
    Thanks for coming to our school!
[12:38] Yume Mizusawa
    Sara-sama protected me (warawa)
     as the assistant leader.
[12:44] Student D
    Thanks to Sara-sama, everyone
    in our class got along.
[12:48] Student E
    I was able to stop my parents from divorcing.
[12:51] Sosuke
    What in the world am I being
    forced to watch right now?
[12:52] Student F
    My NEET older brother actually got a job.
[12:56] Yume Mizusawa
    Sara-sama, thank you very much
    for enrolling at our school.
[13:03] All
    Thank you very much!
[13:03] Sosuke
    Seriously, how the hell was she spending
    her elementary school days?
[13:07] Yamashita
    Now, the graduating class
    will give their response.
[13:10] Yamashita
    We traditionally have all
    of them participate, but this year,
[13:14] Yamashita
    Sara Kusanagi-san will represent them.
[13:17] Sosuke
    Why, though?!
[13:18] Sosuke
    I didn't hear anything about this!
[13:24] Sara
    To the rest of the student body,
[13:26] Sara
    that was a lovely address from the heart.
[13:30] Sara
    I am now certain that I am leaving
    this school in worthy hands.
[13:37] Students
    Sara-sama...
[13:39] Sosuke
    Why is Sara the representative when
    she's only been here for three months?!
[13:42] Sara
    That I got to spend my first school
    experience with all of you wonderful students
[13:43] Sosuke
    I'm so curious now that I can't
    focus on what she's saying!
[13:49] Sara
    was extremely fortuitous indeed.
[13:56] Sara
    Lastly, I would like
    to thank you all with a song.
[14:01] Sara
    Now, bring on the music!
[14:03] Sara
    "Just a Positive Pop Song
    with Uplifting Lyrics!"
[14:04] Sign
    °That's the name of the song
[14:08] Sosuke
    Huh? What?
[14:09] Sara
    Let's celebrate our new journey
    by bringing the house down!
[14:17] Sara Song
    There's hope within your heart!
[14:20] Sara Song
    And your smile is right here!
[14:23] Sara Song
    Today is a glorious day!
[14:25] Sara Song
    It's very important and like no other!
[14:28] Sosuke
    Dear god, they have pen lights...
[14:29] Sara Song
    There's courage within your heart!
[14:30] Yayoi
    Excuse me. You're Sara-sama's
    father, aren't you?
[14:31] Sara Song
    And the tears make your eyes misty!
[14:33] Sosuke
    Huh?!
[14:33] Yayoi
    Please, take this.
[14:34] Sara Song
    I'm sure you want to say a lot of thank-yous!
[14:35] Sosuke
    Th-Thank you...
[14:39] Sara Song
    Do you know what lies at
    the end of the blue sky?
[14:45] Sara Song
    It's probably filled with
    a lot of awesome things!
[14:50] Sosuke
    Still not an athletic bone in her body.
[14:50] Sara Song
    See? Everyone's happy!
[14:53] Sara Song
    See? Everyone's saying congrats!
[14:56] Sara Song
    Today, I feel like I want
    to run towards the future!
[15:01] Sosuke
    Good grief...
[15:01] Sara Song
    See? Everyone's happy!
[15:03] Sosuke
    She's definitely making one hell
    of a memory in the end.
[15:04] Sara Song
    See? Everyone's saying congrats!
[15:07] Sara Song
    Let's smile and laugh lots today!
[15:11] Sara
    Thank you!
[15:18] Yayoi
    By the way, Sara-sama...
[15:20] Sara
    Hmm?
[15:21] Yayoi
    What's your type?
[15:24] Sara
    Well, whoever it may be,
     we'd have to start off as friends.
[15:27] Yayoi
    So you're not really interested
    in anyone your age or younger?
[15:31] Sara
    That could be.
[15:33] Yayoi
    So, what are you into if they're older?
[15:37] Sara
    Let's see...
[15:39] Sara
    Someone who, despite how plain they look,
    always responds to the dumb things I say
[15:44] Sara
    and is so kind that it might even
    be to a fault, perhaps.
[15:47] Yayoi
    What? That seems super specific...
[15:50] Yayoi
    Are you talking about an actual person?
[15:52] Sara
    Well... who knows?
[15:57] Puriketsu Song
    I wish to bask in that divine moment!
[15:57] Sign
    #TheLegendEnds
[16:03] Puriketsu Song
    And you're the one who gave me all the love!
[16:11] Puriketsu
    Thank you!
[16:16] Puriketsu
    And now, we have a really huge
    announcement for you guys.
[16:22] Puriketsu
    Ready, and...
[16:24] Three
    Grasshopper the Savior
    is doing our major debut!
[16:50] Noa
    Here you are, Livia-sama.
[16:52] Livia
    Thank you kindly.
[16:53] Livia
    Now, let us toast to a
    successful national tour!
[16:58] Noa
    Cheers!
[16:59] Sign
    Grasshopper the Savior
[17:03] Livia
    We'll finally getting our
    major debut next month.
[17:05] Noa
    It's all happened so fast.
[17:12] Noa
    Livia-sama, thank you so very
    much for appearing before me.
[17:19] Noa
    I was forced to become a religious
    leader at a young age,
[17:22] Noa
    so I never had any of the normal
    experiences people have growing up.
[17:27] Livia
    Noa-dono...
[17:29] Noa
    So, for me, spending this time
    with you and Asumi-san
[17:34] Noa
    was so much fun that
    it felt like reclaiming my youth.
[17:39] Livia
    And even more fun days await us.
[17:43] Noa
    You're right. I want to become even happier.
[17:48] Livia
    Noa-dono...
[17:51] Livia
    O-Oh dear...
[17:55] Livia
    Sounds like Puriketsu-dono is here!
[17:57] Noa
    Tch.
[18:00] Detective
    We're with the police.
    You must be Noa Kinoshita-san.
[18:04] Noa
    Yes.
[18:06] Detective
    We have a warrant for your arrest
    on suspicion of insider trading.
[18:11] Detective
    Would you accompany us to the station?
[18:13] Livia
    Th-The police?!
[18:15] Livia
    Noa-dono...
[18:17] Livia
    "In-cider"?
[18:21] Sign
    Suspect
[18:21] Sign
    Noa Minakami (Real name: Noa Kinoshita)
[18:21] Noa
    I'm terribly sorry, Livia-sama.
[19:51] Sign
    I hope these peaceful days continue forever.
    -Sosuke Kaburaya
[19:56] Sign
    #ASaladBowlofEccentrics
[20:01] Brenda
    I'm the on-call lawyer, Aisaki.
[20:04] Noa
    Sensei... is there any possibility
    of me being found innocent?
[20:14] Sign
    Kaburaya Detective Agency
[20:15] Casters
    Good morning.
[20:17] Male Caster
    Here's our first story on today's
    edition of Good Morning, Gifu*.
[20:20] Female Caster
    Last night around 8 PM, a member of the*
    girls' rock band Grasshopper the Savior,
[20:25] Female Caster
    legal name Noa Kinoshita, was arrested
    on suspicion of insider trading.
[20:30] Sara
    Huh, never heard of that band.
[20:32] Sosuke
    A musician doing insider trading?
[20:35] Female Caster
    Grasshopper the Savior,
    the band she belonged to,
[20:38] Sign
    Suspected of insider trading
[20:38] Sign
    Picture from her band's homepage
[20:38] Sign
    The day of their major debut...
    
    Good Morning, Gifu
[20:38] Sign
    Arrested Suspect Noa Kinoshita (22)
[20:39] Female Caster
    just announced at a show last night
[20:41] Female Caster
    that they were going to have their
    major debut through Gift Records.
[20:45] Female Caster
    According a statement from the police,
    Kinoshita found out in January
[20:49] Female Caster
    from someone involved
    that Hirugano Electricity, Inc.
[20:53] Female Caster
    would be bought out by a competitor.
[20:56] Female Caster
    She's suspected of buying up Hirugano stock.
[21:00] Sara
    She was actually in a band?!
[21:03] Sosuke
    And they were going to have a major debut?
[21:06] Sosuke
    I see this is all insane as usual...
[21:13] Puriketsu
    I wonder what's gonna happen now.
[21:16] Livia
    Who knows?
[21:17] Livia
    Whatever will come, will come.
[21:20] Puriketsu
    You're certainly taking this well, Livia-chan.
[21:23] Livia
    Well, we've been through a lot...
[21:26] Livia
    And I'm sure there will be
    a lot more in the future.
[21:35] Sosuke
    Huh...
[21:37] Sosuke
    I didn't know you took on cases
    other than divorces, Brenda-san.
[21:40] Sosuke
    Not to mention ones that wound up on TV.
[21:43] Brenda
    But of course. Are you impressed?
[21:45] Sosuke
    Sure, I guess.
[21:47] Brenda
    I see.
[21:49] Brenda
    As a lawyer, I'm going to do everything
    in my power to get to the truth.
[21:53] Brenda
    That means that I need you to work
    your butt off too, Sosuke-kun.
[22:02] Sara
    To think that you'd end up on a job
    for the sake of Livia's bandmate...
[22:07] Sara
    This world is truly never boring.
[22:09] Sosuke
    Yeah.
[22:11] Sosuke
    Gifu City, Gifu Prefecture.
[22:13] Sosuke
    One of the many local cities
    in Japan that never stands out.
[22:18] Sosuke
    But there are plenty of eccentrics
    living in cities like this.
[22:22] Sosuke
    While they may affect each other's stories,
[22:26] Sosuke
    they never blend together.
    They just keep writing their own.
[22:39] Sign
    Gifu Keirin Cycling Racetrack
[22:43] Sign
    Kogane Shrine
[22:55] Sosuke
    The rhapsody of these eccentrics that comes
    to life in this boring town...
[23:01] Sosuke
    will continue playing on.
[23:51] Sign
    The End