E6 - The Religious Leader and the Savior Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] Noa     This is all wrong! [00:03] Noa     I can't accurately     recreate her beauty in the least! [00:10] Noa     Livia-sama... [00:12] Noa     She is undoubtedly our savior who      will rescue this world filled with sadness. [00:17] Noa     It is my sacred duty to serve her. [00:22] Noa     In order to commemorate     our savior descending upon us, [00:26] Noa     it is my present mission     to make a statue of Livia-sama. [00:30] Noa     And in order to make that happen,      do forgive me, [00:35] Noa     but I'll need a 3D scan of your     entire body, Livia-sama. [02:11] Sign     #TheReligiousLeaderandtheSavior [02:13] Noa     I should have expected no less     from Gifu's top agency. [02:16] Sign     No.1 in Gifu thanks to you! [02:16] Sign     Just leave it all to me! [02:16] Sign     Kusanagi Detective Agency [02:16] Sign     99.9% of all requests completed     No.1 client-trusted agency in Gifu [02:16] Noa     They're certainly fast. [02:26] Noa     At last, we meet again! [02:30] Noa     Our savior, Livia-sama! [02:32] Livia     Noa Minakami-dono, was it? [02:36] Noa     Livia-sama actually remembers me! [02:39] Noa     And she just said my name! [02:42] Noa     Oh, I am so blessed! So honored! [02:47] Noa     Yes. [02:48] Livia     As I stated before, I am no savior. [02:52] Noa     Why do you deny your destiny? [02:55] Noa     Last time, you saved one of our lost     little lambs with your miraculous powers. [03:02] Livia     Th-That was just, u-um, Chinese martial arts! [03:06] Livia     S-Speaking of... What became of that man? [03:10] Noa     Uchiyama-san and I had a little chat,     and he's also vowed to serve you, Livia-sama. [03:17] Livia     What? [03:18] Noa     Though he'd strayed from the right path, [03:21] Noa     the miracle you performed in saving him     has yielded a change of heart. [03:26] Noa     Now he's working even harder for us. [03:28] Livia     I see. That's grea— [03:31] Livia     No, it's not! [03:32] Livia     He's clearly going down the     wrong path again because of me! [03:37] Livia     Anyway, I have absolutely no     intention of guiding any of you. [03:42] Livia     If you truly seek to heed me... [03:45] Livia     Then stop deceiving those people [03:47] Livia     and find an honest living! [03:49] Noa     If that is what you desire, [03:51] Noa     I promise to take a more wholesome     approach to my work. [03:54] Livia     Do you mean it? [03:55] Noa     I'm actually in the middle of creating     a new product to that end. [04:00] Noa     So I was wondering if you would     honor me with your assistance... [04:04] Livia     What exactly is this product? [04:07] Noa     A statue of you! [04:08] Livia     Huh? [04:10] Noa     I'm going to create statues of you     and sell them to people! [04:14] Livia     That makes absolutely no sense. [04:16] Livia     No one would buy statues of me— [04:18] Noa     That is positively untrue! [04:20] Noa     One for every household. [04:21] Noa     No! If we get everyone to buy one     and worship it daily... [04:27] Noa     conflict would cease to exist     and the world would unite as one. [04:31] Livia     Are you right in the head? [04:33] Noa     But of course! [04:34] Noa     Which is why I need you     to model for me, Livia-sama. [04:38] Noa     I'll happily pay for your services. [04:40] Livia     Well... I guess you're not     making anything suspicious. [04:45] Livia     If you promise to stop     unjustly exploiting people, [04:48] Livia     I suppose I can help you out. [04:50] Noa     T-Truly?! [04:53] Noa     Right this way, Livia-sama. [04:56] Livia     What... [04:58] Livia     is this contraption? [04:59] Noa     It's called a 3D scanner. It's a     machine that scans whatever is inside [05:04] Noa     from all directions to capture 3D data. [05:08] Noa     You'll understand once we try     it out. Please, go right ahead. [05:13] Noa     Very good. Now all you need     to do is just stand there. [05:17] Livia     All right... [05:22] Noa     Okay, I will now begin the scan.      Please don't move. [05:26] Livia     R-Right! [05:36] Noa     This is the 3D model that     we just created, Livia-sama. [05:39] Livia     Th-That's amazing! [05:43] Livia     Wow. [05:44] Noa     Livia-sama, you're too close... [05:46] Livia     This "three-dee" model thing...     What are you going to do with it now? [05:51] Noa     U-Um, I'm going to edit the data     and print it with a 3D printer. [05:57] Noa     Meaning... [05:58] Noa     I'll be able to create something like this. [06:00] Livia     I-I see. [06:03] (Flashback) Sara     Okay, let's change her clothes now. [06:06] (Flashback) Livia     Yes, Sara-sama! [06:12] Livia     I guess girls do like dolls about this size. [06:17] Noa     No, our main target is adult men—     I mean, all of humanity! [06:23] Livia     Is it possible to change her clothes? [06:26] Noa     Well, with this figure,     you can take off her skirt. [06:31] Livia     No, that's not what I meant... [06:35] Livia     I thought it might be fun if she     could wear various outfits. [06:39] Noa     Hmm. In order to have swappable clothing, [06:42] Noa     the figure's limbs would have to move... [06:45] Livia     So it's not possible? [06:47] Noa     N-No! [06:48] Noa     If this is what you truly desire, [06:50] Noa     I promise to create a doll version     of your statue as well! [06:54] Livia     I'll look forward to it! [06:55] Noa     Y-Yes! [06:57] Noa     However, Livia-sama, [06:59] Noa     if we're adding a dress-up option... [07:01] Noa     Er, we'll need a different 3D model. [07:04] Livia     A different one? [07:05] Noa     O-One of you naked. [07:07] Livia     Oh, I see. Well, that makes sense. [07:10] Livia     Then please capture the data     with my naked body as well. [07:13] Livia     You can do it with the same method, right? [07:15] Noa     Yes, of course! [07:17] Noa     B-But are you sure about this? [07:19] Noa     You'll be revealing     your heavenly body to me... [07:24] Livia     Please, take as good of a look as you need. [07:27] Livia     Now then... [07:30] Livia     Should I take off my underwear as well? [07:34] Noa     I-If we're going to make the underwear     for the dolls out of cloth, yes! [07:38] Liva     Okay, here goes. [07:41] Noa     Livia-sama, our savior... [07:44] Noa     No, God herself is naked before me. [07:47] Livia     Okay. [07:49] Noa     So precious... [07:51] Noa     Thank you for blessing me. [07:53] Noa     Take my money. Please... take my money! [07:57] Livia     Um, I'd prefer if we could     get on with this already. [08:00] Noa     O-Of course! [08:15] Noa     All done. [08:17] Noa     Th-This is the model of your     bare heavenly body, Livia-sama. [08:21] Livia     Wow, it really is incredible.     So that's what my behind looks like. [08:28] Noa     Um, L-Livia-sama, could you     please put your clothes back on? [08:32] Noa     Any more fanservice and I'm     going to die of an overdose. [08:37] Livia     Oh! I do beg your pardon. [08:41] Noa     Thank you so much for your assistance. [08:43] Noa     Now I'll be able to create a full model. [08:47] Livia     It was no problem. I'm quite excited     to see the finished product. [08:51] Noa     I-I promise I'll create something     that meets your expectations! [08:55] Noa     Oh, here is your honorarium.     Does two million suffice for now? [09:01] Livia     Two mil— [09:02] Noa     Unfortunately, it's all     the cash I have on hand. [09:05] Livia     I don't need that much money! [09:08] Noa     But I must repay you. [09:09] Noa     Not only did our savior     personally assist me... [09:12] Noa     Y-You even showed me your naked body. [09:16] Noa     Please allow me to pay you!     Please allow me to make this offering! [09:21] Livia     You say that, but it's entirely too much.     It's not appropriate. [09:26] Noa     Please wait! [09:27] Noa     Then how about if I appoint you     as a product development advisor? [09:33] Livia     An "add-vizor"? [09:35] Noa     I would like you to keep overseeing      the quality of the product [09:39] Noa     until it meets your standards. [09:41] Livia     But I don't have any knowledge     or experience in this field... [09:45] Noa     It's not a matter of expertise. [09:48] Noa     I just need you to check the     samples every now and then [09:51] Noa     to give me your honest opinions about them. [09:53] Livia     Well, if that's all you need... [09:55] Noa     So, you accept the position? [09:58] Noa     Then starting tonight,     please feel free to stay here. [10:01] Livia     What?! [10:03] Noa     It would be highly inefficient for you     to always be coming and going. [10:07] Noa     I'll make sure you have all you need,     and I'll pay you a consulting fee. [10:12] Livia     Please wait. I couldn't possibly     let you do all that for me... [10:16] Noa     Livia-sama, we're talking about     a proper employment arrangement. [10:20] Livia     E-Employment? [10:22] Noa     Yes. You must be compensated properly     so you're inspired to do your job well. [10:27] Noa     Denying you that would be like     denying your motivation for the job. [10:31] Livia     I-I see. I guess you have a point. [10:35] Livia     Very well. I will accept my role as an     add-vizor and work faithfully! [10:38] Sign     Product Development Advisor for a Cult [10:41] Noa     I look forward to our partnership! [10:41] Sign     Religious Leader, Multimedia Creator, Fangirl [10:44] Sign     #TheMoochingLadyKnight [10:48] Livia     I had no idea hamburgers were     so delightfully delicious. [10:53] Livia     Mm! This Chinese food is also amazing. [11:07] Livia     Noa-dono, I'd like to eat out today. [11:07] Sign     1 week later [11:11] Noa     All right. I will give you     some money for your meal, then. [11:15] Livia     Thank you! [11:15] Sign     Famous Gifu Tanmen     Gifu Flagship Shop [11:15] Sign     Open [11:15] Sign     "When you think of Gifu..." [11:15] Sign     Gifu Tanmen [11:15] Sign     Gifu Flagship Store [11:18] Sign     Gifu Tanmen [11:19] Livia     So this is Gifu tanmen... [11:23] Livia     It's so light despite how heavy it looks.     It's a real mouthful of complex umami flavor. [11:30] Livia     The sweetness and texture of the pork     and cabbage go perfectly with this soup. [11:35] Livia     Another order of noodles, please! [11:37] Employee     Sure thing! [11:39] Livia     Yum! This world is just brimming     with delicious things! [11:45] Sign     NEW     MACHINES [11:47] Livia     That's... [11:50] (Flashback) Kurinohara     I won big in pachinko. [11:56] Livia     I can't just keep taking Noa-dono's money. [12:00] Livia     I'll make some more before I head back. [12:13] Sign     PACHINKO [12:13] Livia     To think I'd lose when all those     exciting visuals were playing... [12:17] Livia     I shall reclaim you one day! [12:25] Puriketsu     Hey, Livia-chan! [12:27] Puriketsu     We meet again. [12:29] Livia     Ah, Puriketsu-dono! Have you been well? [12:32] Puriketsu     Well, I just found a new part-time job. [12:36] Livia     Oh, that's wonderful. [12:38] Livia     Is it, uh... another club     that offers sexual services? [12:42] Puriketsu     It's a late-night karaoke place. [12:43] Livia     Isn't that an establishment where you sing? [12:46] Puriketsu     Yuppers. [12:48] Puriketsu     It pays a lot less than sex work,     but they have employee discounts, [12:52] Puriketsu     so it's been great to practice singing. [12:54] Puriketsu     What have you been up to, Livia-chan? [12:57] Livia     I'm currently a product development add-vizor! [13:00] Puruketsu     Huh. So what kind of work do you do? [13:02] Livia     U-Um, so there's this person making dolls. [13:06] Livia     They did a three-dee scan of my body. [13:10] Livia     And sometimes I tell them what I think. [13:13] Puriketsu     Uh-huh... So, whereabouts do you live? [13:16] Livia     I'm actually staying with who I work for. [13:18] Puriketsu     What?! Is it a guy?! [13:20] Livia     She's a woman. [13:21] Puriketsu     I see... So you're sorta     like a live-in employee. [13:25] Puriketsu     Do you get meals, too? [13:26] Livia     Why, yes. She provides     all my meals and even clothing. [13:31] Livia     She says that I'm free to do as I please,     so I usually read manga, watch movies... [13:36] Livia     Oh! And I played pachinko today. [13:38] Puriketsu     So, I'mma be honest here... [13:40] Puriketsu     You're basically a mooch. [13:42] Livia     What is this "mooch"? [13:44] Puriketsu     Basically someone who lives off of a woman. [13:47] Puriketsu     Most of them don't really work     and get allowances to just mess around. [13:52] Livia     Oh, no, no, Puriketsu-dono! [13:54] Livia     I, uh... It's not like I'm     living off of Noa-dono... [14:00] Livia     I guess I am a mooch. [14:02] Puriketsu     From the sound of it, yeah, pretty much. [14:06] Sign     Mooch [14:10] Puriketsu     By the way, Livia-chan, can you     play any sort of instrument? [14:14] Livia     Huh? [14:15] Puriketsu     You see, my band broke up the other day. [14:19] Puriketsu     So I'm in the middle of finding new members. [14:22] Livia     I see. [14:23] Livia     As for instruments, I dabble in the biwa... [14:28] Puriketsu     You play the biwa? That's a real surprise. [14:31] Puriketsu     Hmm... [14:33] Puriketsu     Then why don't you try playing guitar? [14:36] Livia     The guitar? [14:41] Puriketsu     I'm sure you'll do fine since     it's another stringed instrument. [14:44] Livia     Very well. I shall give it a try. [14:48] Livia     I have plenty of time, after all. [14:53] Puriketsu     Thanks! You're my savior, Livia-chan! [14:56] Livia     Um... please don't call me that. [15:01] Livia     I've returned. [15:03] Noa     Welcome back, Livia-sama.     Oh? And what is that? [15:08] Livia     A guitar a friend gave me. [15:10] Livia     I've actually started playing. [15:13] Noa     Really? [15:15] Livia     Oh? Noa-dono, do you play music? [15:19] Noa     Huh? [15:21] Noa     Well, I do a little songwriting      here and there. [15:25] Noa     It's embarrassing to admit, [15:26] Noa     but I did the background music     in the clan's promotional videos. [15:30] Livia     My word! That's amazing. [15:32] Livia     If you don't mind, would you give      my friend's band a listen? [15:37] Livia     I don't know much about these things. [15:40] Noa     If it's a request from you,     I'd love to, Livia-sama. [15:49] Noa     Hmm... [15:50] Livia     What do you think? [15:52] Noa     Do you mind if I'm rather blunt? [15:54] Livia     Not at all. [15:56] Noa     In that case... [15:56] Noa     Simply put, this is unacceptable. [15:59] Noa     The vocalist is decent, at least,     but the track and performance are laughable. [16:03] Noa     Each part is trying to play over each other.     There's no harmony whatsoever. [16:06] Noa     There are entirely too many guitar solos     that make the song too long. [16:09] Noa     It's so obvious they're all just trying [16:12] Noa     to compete with the one decent     member, the vocalist. [16:14] Noa     When you can hear the discord      through their music, [16:16] Noa     the band is as good as done for. [16:19] Livia     Er, yes. Apparently, they have disbanded. [16:22] Noa     I figured as much. [16:23] Noa     Then there's really no reason     to point this out now, [16:26] Noa     but the band name "Setsuko, That Ain't     a Drop" is also rather questionable. [16:30] Noa     Quite a few bands these days     take bizarre names for attention, [16:33] Noa     but this is clearly just an internet meme, [16:35] Noa     so if you search for it,     that's all that comes up. [16:38] Noa     It'd be fine if this was their way of saying [16:40] Noa     they were determined to outperform the meme, [16:42] Noa     but it's more likely a lack of imagination, [16:44] Noa     so they just chose it for laughs. [16:46] Livia     Puriketsu-dono, I'm afraid you     have a long road ahead of you. [16:46] Noa     The song title "Fluffy Fluffy     Chocolate Soda" is also utter nonsense, [16:49] Noa     yet the lyrics are totally cliché and banal... [16:51] Sign     Karaoke [16:51] Sign     Karaoke Entrance [17:02] Livia     How was that? [17:02] Sign     #TheLadyKnightJoinsaBand [17:03] Puriketsu     That was sick! Livia-chan,      that was totally sick! [17:06] Puriketsu     Are you seriously a beginner?! [17:08] Puriketsu     I've never seen anyone get so good     within a week of starting! [17:13] Livia     Noa-dono introduced me to a guitar     instructor and a retired performer. [17:18] Puriketsu     Even so, you improved ungodly fast!      How much have you practiced? [17:23] Livia     Let's see... I believe      about fifteen hours a day. [17:27] Puriketsu     Fifteen hours?! Are you okay? [17:29] Puriketsu     When I first started out, my fingers would     bleed, so I couldn't even really practice... [17:35] Livia     Well, I'm built quite sturdy. [17:37] Puriketsu     I see. You've worked so hard,     I kinda hate to say it, but... [17:42] Livia     Is something the matter? [17:43] Puriketsu     I haven't found any other members, [17:46] Puriketsu     and I haven't even been able     to write a single song yet. [17:49] Livia     You've been having that difficult of a time? [17:51] Puriketsu     Well, yeah. I am learning     songwriting from scratch, after all... [17:55] Puriketsu     If I'd known it would be this tough,     I woulda learned more from my coworker... [17:59] Livia     I see... Then why don't you     try speaking with Noa-dono? [18:04] Livia     She's able to write songs. [18:06] Puriketsu     For real?! [18:08] Noa     Welcome. Are you the vocalist? [18:11] Puriketsu     Thanks for having me over! [18:13] Noa     My name is Noa Minakami.     Please just call me Noa. [18:16] Puriketsu     Your place is super nice. [18:18] Puriketsu     What do you do for a living, Noa-san? [18:21] Noa     My work consists of spreading the     word of our great savior, Livia-sama. [18:26] Puriketsu     Livia-chan, are you actually     a savior for real?! [18:29] Noa     She is! [18:30] Livia     I am not! [18:31] Noa     She is. [18:32] Puriketsu     I mean, you really are like one, Livia-chan. [18:36] Noa     You must have also been saved     by Livia-sama, Puriketsu-san. [18:40] Puriketsu     Yuppers! [18:40] Livia     More importantly, Noa-dono, there's     something we wanted to talk to you about... [18:45] Noa     I'd love to hear it. [18:47] Puriketsu     It's totally not finished yet, but... [18:51] Noa     That's quite all right. [19:00] Puriketsu     Whatcha think, Noa-san? [19:02] Puriketsu     No need to hold back on the critique with me. [19:05] Noa     I'm not sure if I can call this a critique... [19:07] Noa     because this is fundamentally a failure. [19:10] Noa     All I can actually say about the track is [19:12] Noa     that it does at least sound     somewhat like a rock song. [19:15] Noa     Not a single part of it is memorable.     It's just obnoxious and boring. [19:20] Livia     Noa-dono, I think that's enough... [19:23] Puriketsu     Yeah, I knew it. [19:25] Noa     Puriketsu-san, you're trying     to go pro, aren't you? [19:28] Puriketsu     Uh-huh. [19:29] Noa     To be quite honest,     with your current songwriting skills, [19:32] Noa     the day you turn professional is eons away. [19:35] Noa     I believe it'd be in your best interest     to let someone else write the songs. [19:39] Puriketsu     Yeah, I guess you're right. [19:42] Livia     In that case, why don't you have     Noa-dono write your songs for you? [19:46] Puriketsu     Oh, yeah! That might totes work! [19:49] Noa     Pardon? [19:51] Puriketsu     What kind of songs do you write, Noa-san? [19:54] Noa     U-Um, mostly subliminal     audio used for mind control. [19:59] Puriketsu     Uh, what? [20:01] Noa     Oh, nothing! [20:03] Noa     Let's see. I usually create BGM for videos, [20:07] Noa     but I mess around with Vocaloid     stuff to kill time as well. [20:09] Puriketsu     That must mean that you can     make utamono stuff, too. [20:12] Puriketsu     I'd love to hear some! [20:14] Livia     I'd also love to hear it, Noa-dono. [20:16] Noa     Very well. [20:19] Noa     I guess I can let you listen to this song... [20:23] Livia     So you can make songs like this as well? [20:26] Noa     You flatter me. [20:28] Puriketsu     Well, I guess it's definitely     easy on the ears. [20:32] Noa     Puriketsu-san, are you unable     to comment on accessible songs? [20:36] Puriketsu     Yeah, I wouldn't say that. [20:39] Puriketsu     But if you're gonna make music,     don't you want it to be original? [20:43] Noa     Ah, a common pitfall musical novices     fall into when they lack vision. [20:48] Noa     You make your music accessible and casual, [20:50] Noa     then gradually lure them into the depths     so they can't escape... [20:54] Noa     The way to gather passionate followers is     the same in music as it is in new religion. [20:59] Puriketsu     I see! You might actually have a point! [21:02] Noa     For example... [21:05] Noa     Those who can earnestly accept     others' views will grow. [21:08] Noa     Of course, I probably won't     be popular among the masses, [21:12] Noa     but with my songs,      if you get it, you really get it. [21:15] Puriketsu     I f-feel really uncomfortable right now. [21:19] Noa     I have more intense tracks as well. [21:21] Livia and Puriketsu     Ooh! [21:23] Puriketsu     This is awesome! [21:25] Puriketsu     This is super cool! [21:28] Puriketsu     Noa-san, could you please write me songs... [21:31] Puriketsu     No, would you join our band? [21:34] Noa     H-Huh?! [21:36] Livia     That's a brilliant idea! [21:38] Livia     We'd be unstoppable with Noa-dono! [21:40] Noa     What? [21:41] Noa     M-Me? Together with Livia-sama...? [21:44] Noa     Oh, I couldn't possibly! [21:50] Noa     But if I were to join their band, [21:52] Noa     I could boldly stay by Livia-sama's side     even after we're done making the figures. [21:56] Noa     Not only that, but we could even     practice all day together... [22:01] Livia     Noa-dono? [22:03] Noa     If you wish me to join, I would happily      take part in your band, Livia-sama. [22:07] Puriketsu     For real?! [22:09] Puriketsu     Livia-chan, Noa-san! [22:11] Puriketsu     We're gonna work hard     towards our major debut! [22:14] Livia     Yes! [22:14] Noa     Indeed! [22:15] Puriketsu     Heck yeah! [22:18] Livia     Wait. Was my goal to make     a major debut in a band? [23:50] Sign     I'm gonna make it to the Budokan!     - Asumi Yumisashi [23:54] Sign     #Next Time [23:55] Sara     I'm going for the trifecta! [23:58] Sosuke     A newbie like you going for     a trifecta is beyond reckless. [24:01] Sara     I'm going to believe in my real luck! [24:04] Sara     After all, it was powerful enough [24:06] Sara     to bag me an SSR in the     first person I met gacha.