E2 - Two Women

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[00:00] Gu
    Yeah, right there.
[00:03] Gu
    Right there.
[00:04] Gi
    Does it feel good, Kyouji-sama?
[00:07] Gu
    Yeah.
[00:08] Gu
    Watching movies while getting massages
    from beautiful girls in a cool room.
[00:12] Gu
    This is paradise.
[00:13] Gi
    Do you like this movie?
[00:16] Gu
    I like the actress.
[00:18] Gu
    Kitayama Rena.
[00:20] Gu
    She's so hot.
[00:22] Gi
    Hino-sama, it's mating time.
[00:25] Gu
    That time already?
[00:27] Gi
    Who will you choose today?
[00:29] Gu
    Hmm...
[00:31] Gu
    It was Maya-chan yesterday, so today...
[00:33] Gu
    I'm not sure.
[00:36] Gi
    How about her, then?
[00:42] Gi
    Excuse me!
[00:44] Gu
    Kitayama Rena!
[00:46] Gi
    Hino-sama, thank you for choosing me.
[00:50] Gi
    As you requested, these are
    the clothes from that movie.
[00:54] Gu
    Wow...
[00:55] Gu
    It's really you.
[01:01] Gu
    Just like in the movie...
[01:03] Gu
    No, even better!
[01:06] Gu
    So beautiful...
[01:10] Gu
    You're wonderful.
[01:12] Gu
    Don't worry.
[01:16] Gu
    This is awesome.
[01:18] Gu
    This world is awesome!
[01:25] Gi
    No! Hino-sama!
[03:03] Gu
    This is great!
[03:04] Gi
    He said he liked it!
[03:06] Gi
    Yay!
[03:06] Gi
    He's so cute when he eats!
[03:09] Gu
    There're a lot of chefs here, huh?
[03:12] Gu
    Even though it's more efficient
    to do it with machines.
[03:15] Gi
    French, Italian, Japanese, Chinese.
[03:18] Gi
    We have a full collection
    of top chefs in every field.
[03:24] Gi
    Number 1, the man who awakened
    before you, Mizuhara-sama,
[03:29] Gi
    said that food made by
    humans is more appetizing.
[03:34] Gi
    I'll have some more.
[03:35] Gi
    It means you're getting special
    treatment, Rei-nii!
[03:38] Gi
    You dumb dense brother.
[03:39] Gu
    Why are you mad?
[03:43] Gi
    I'll have another helping
    of that soup, as well.
[03:45] Gi
    Of course.
[03:50] Gu
    Suou-san, you eat a lot, huh?
[03:53] Gi
    Nutrition is important.
[03:55] Gi
    I'm so jealous you can keep a
    figure like that with all you eat.
[03:59] Gu
    Yeah, she's very thin... thin.
[04:02] Gi
    There you go again!
[04:02] Gu
    Ow! What's wrong?
[04:05] Gi
    Why are all guys like that?
[04:08] Gi
    I'm going back to my room!
[04:09] Gi
    You two have fun without me!
[04:11] Gu
    Hey, Mahiru!
[04:12] Gu
    What's her problem?
[04:14] Gu
    Sorry my sister's being a brat.
[04:17] Gi
    Not at all.
[04:19] Gi
    Are you going to eat that?
[04:22] Gu
    Um... want it?
[04:27] Gi
    It would be a waste not to eat it.
[04:30] Gu
    She's not a bad person, is she?
[04:37] Gi
    I'm going to be giving you a dedicated
    bodyguard for your own safety.
[04:43] Gu
    A bodyguard?
[04:44] Gi
    Just to be safe.
[04:46] Gi
    A nurse, as well, to ensure your health.
[04:50] Gu
    Does that mean...
[04:52] Gi
    Yes.
[04:53] Gi
    As promised, you're going to be sleeping
    in the same bed as them every night.
[04:58] Gu
    A bodyguard and a nurse.
[05:00] Gu
    The promise I made is one thing,
[05:02] Gu
    but beyond that, if anything happens to
    me, it's Suou-san's responsibility, huh?
[05:07] Gu
    Hey, Number 2!
[05:09] Gu
    I'm Hino Kyouji.
[05:11] Gu
    I guess you could call me your senpai.
[05:13] Gu
    This is Number 1?
[05:15] Gu
    Hello. I'm Mizuhara Reito.
[05:18] Gu
    Nice to meet you.
[05:19] Gu
    There ain't many men around
    here, so let's get along!
[05:23] Gu
    Y-Yeah.
[05:24] Gu
    So I heard you haven't
    mated with anybody yet.
[05:28] Gu
    Well, that's...
[05:29] Gu
    I get it!
[05:30] Gu
    I totally get it.
[05:32] Gu
    When I woke up, I couldn't believe it.
[05:35] Gu
    Could I really be this lucky?
[05:37] Gu
    Was it some gigantic prank?
[05:39] Gu
    Could it be part of some
    terrifying human experiment?
[05:42] Gu
    But it's real!
[05:45] Gu
    This is paradise!
[05:48] Gu
    Hino-san, you're a very optimistic person.
[05:50] Gu
    I just don't feel up to it.
[05:54] Gu
    You're the goody-goody type, huh?
[05:56] Gu
    The world's a crazy mess.
[05:58] Gu
    You're better off just enjoying it.
[05:59] Gu
    Two days ago, an idol!
[06:01] Gu
    Yesterday, a model!
[06:02] Gu
    And today, an actress!
[06:05] Gu
    I'm gonna be busy baby-making!
[06:13] Gu
    He was certainly cheerful.
[06:15] Gu
    "Enjoy it, huh?"
[06:17] (Flashback) Gu
    I'll be waiting for you!
[06:19] Gu
    It'd be a lot of fun if I could find Erisa...
[06:23] Gu
    I need to go find her.
[06:25] Gu
    A power outage?
[06:26] Gu
    A problem with the wiring?
[06:28] Gu
    Where's the door?
[06:31] Gu
    Huh, looks like you're a lot
    more aggressive than I heard.
[06:36] Gu
    So you're Number 2.
[06:38] Gu
    Who are you?
[06:41] Gu
    Stop it!
[06:42] Gu
    Let me go!
[06:45] Gi
    I'm Ryuuzouji Akane.
[06:47] Gi
    Nice to meet you.
[06:49] Gu
    Are you my personal...
[06:52] Gu
    Did Suou-san put you up to this?
[06:56] Gi
    There's nothing better than drinking
    in the bath, don't you think?
[07:01] Gu
    Just let me go! I...
[07:12] Gi
    Here, let me wipe you clean...
[07:14] Gu
    S-Stop... it...
[07:22] Gu
    That's right.
[07:23] Gu
    You can just leave everything to me...
[07:27] Gu
    Hey! Are you okay?!
[07:29] Gu
    Hello?!
[07:37] Gu
    Ow...
[07:38] Gu
    My head hurts.
[07:43] Gu
    She carried me here?
[07:47] Gi
    It's morning already?
[07:51] Gu
    Why are you surprised?
[07:53] Gu
    Who are you? What are you doing?
[07:55] Gi
    Um, sleeping in your bed?
[07:57] Gu
    Why is that a question?
[07:59] Gu
    Are you another of the ones
    Suou-san was talking about?
[08:02] Gi
    Y-Yes!
[08:04] Gi
    My name is Sui!
[08:05] Gu
    Huh, that's a strange name.
[08:07] Gu
    What's your last name?
[08:08] Gi
    Last name?
[08:08] Gi
    Um... Yamada?
[08:11] Gu
    Don't ask me!
[08:13] Gi
    Just call me Sui!
[08:15] Gi
    From now on, I'm always by your side!
[08:18] Gu
    She's a kind-looking nurse, but I don't
    know how much I can count on her.
[08:23] Gi
    Good work, Akane-san.
[08:25] Gu
    Oh, did you say hello, too, Sui?
[08:28] Gi
    Y-Yes!
[08:29] Gi
    Okay, bedtime for me, too.
[08:32] Gu
    You're really going to sleep here?
[08:34] Gi
    Don't worry.
[08:35] Gi
    I'm not going to jump you again.
[08:37] Gi
    Not tonight, that is.
[08:39] Gu
    Don't worry!
SIGN    Episode 2
SIGN    Two Women
[08:44] (Flashback) Gi
    Of course, it would be easier for
    us if you succumbed to temptation...
[08:50] Gu
    I'm not going to succumb!
SIGN    Animal Experiments Lab
[08:56] Gu
    I didn't get a wink of sleep.
[08:59] Gi
    You have odd choices in tour destinations.
[09:02] Gu
    Tachibana Erisa,
[09:04] Gu
    the childhood friend I'm looking for,
[09:06] Gu
    supposedly worked here after graduating.
[09:10] Gu
    I thought there might be a clue here!
[09:13] Gi
    It's fun! Like a zoo!
[09:17] Gi
    Mizuhara-sama, why do you think your
    childhood friend is still alive?
[09:23] Gi
    You seem certain.
[09:26] Gi
    This.
SIGN    Please select item
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[09:26] Gi
    Reito's phone
[09:26] Gi
    Reito's pendant
[09:26] Gi
    Sister's Phone
[09:28] Gi
    When I went into cold sleep
    I gave Erisa my pendant.
[09:33] Gi
    My brother gave it to me when I
    was little as a good luck charm.
[09:37] Gi
    It has a transmitter in it,
[09:39] Gi
    but you can't get detailed information
    on its location if it's not in Japan.
[09:42] Gi
    But I can receive its signal.
[09:45] Gi
    So... So she still must be alive!
[09:50] Gi
    You seem worked up. Relax!
[09:54] Gi
    What are you doing?
[09:56] Gi
    It's my job. My job.
[09:59] Gi
    Your job? Can you be a
    bodyguard while getting drunk?
[10:04] Gi
    Listen, I'm...
[10:07] Gi
    Wh-What's going on?
[10:09] Gi
    Get out of here!
[10:14] Gi
    A bear!
[10:19] Gi
    Watch out!
[10:21] Gi
    Reito-sama! Y-You're bleeding!
[10:22] Gi
    Suou-san! Akane-san! Run away! Hurry!
[10:26] Gi
    Sui! Do your job!
[10:29] Gi
    Very well.
[10:30] Gi
    Sui-chan?
[10:34] Gi
    Watch out—
[10:39] Gi
    I don't like badly behaved bears.
[10:45] Gi
    Sui-chan?
[10:49] Gi
    Mission complete!
[10:52] Gi
    Sui's your bodyguard!
[10:55] Gi
    Reito-sama's hurt!
    I'm a failure as a bodyguard!
[10:58] Gi
    It's okay! It's just a scratch!
[10:59] Gi
    I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!
[11:02] Gi
    If you're my bodyguard,
    does that mean my nurse is...?
[11:07] Gi
    Me.
[11:09] Gi
    Are you okay?
[11:10] Gi
    Who's in charge of security here?
[11:12] Gi
    You were given strict orders in advance!
[11:15] Gi
    I'm so sorry!
[11:20] Gi
    This was Tachibana-san's lab.
[11:24] Gi
    It's a mess...
[11:25] Gi
    According to her former co-workers,
    Tachibana-san vanished suddenly years ago.
[11:31] Gi
    A while later, someone broke in...
[11:34] Gi
    Most of her research data was stolen.
[11:37] Gi
    What?
[11:39] Gi
    She was working hard on her research,
[11:41] Gi
    they said, given her
    limited facilities and budget.
[11:45] Gi
    She was supposedly well-liked, too.
[11:49] Gi
    What was she researching?
[11:51] Gi
    The MK Virus.
[11:53] Gi
    Erisa was researching the MK Virus?
[11:55] Gi
    It's not just AIs.
[11:57] ---
    Researchers from all over the world
[11:59] ---
    are working on antivirals and
    vaccines as hard as they can.
[12:12] Gi
    This is...
[12:14] Gi
    Jiro.
[12:18] (Flashback) Gi
    Jiro!
[12:18] (Flashback) Gi
    Erisa, did you find a hospital for Jiro?
[12:22] (Flashback) Gi
    It's a rare disease and nobody's
    researched a cure for it.
[12:26] (Flashback) Gi
    B-But they might develop one someday...
[12:32] (Flashback) Gi
    Erisa?
[12:33] (Flashback) Gi
    I decided!
[12:34] (Flashback) ---
    I'm going to become a doctor!
[12:36] (Flashback) Gi
    I'll find a way to cure his illness!
[12:39] (Flashback) Gi
    But... we're still kids.
    It'll take years, you know!
[12:42] (Flashback) Gi
    But if nobody will do it, I have to!
[12:48] (Flashback) Gi
    You can say cool stuff like that
    after you wipe away the snot.
[12:52] (Flashback) Gi
    Jerk! You should just
    pretend you didn't notice!
[12:55] (Flashback) Gi
    I'll be one, too.
[12:58] (Flashback) Gi
    I'll be a doctor, too.
[13:00] (Flashback) Gi
    Why? You said you didn't want to work.
[13:02] (Flashback) Gi
    We'll be more likely to find a cure for
    Jiro with two people instead of one, right?
[13:12] Gi
    Suou-san, do you think it's selfish of me
    not to mate because there's someone I love?
[13:19] Gi
    I'm not in a position
    to answer that question.
[13:23] Gi
    How many men around the
    world are in cold sleep?
[13:28] Gi
    Some countries have poor relations with UW.
    The true number is unknown.
[13:34] Gi
    But it's said to be between
    one and five million.
[13:37] Gi
    Even if I tried my hardest to mate,
[13:39] Gi
    I think the most babies I could
    make in a year is a hundred.
[13:43] Gi
    But if we can get the sleeping men out safely,
    the world may return to normal.
[13:49] Gi
    Mizuhara-sama!
[13:51] Gi
    Suou-san, I've made my decision.
[13:54] ---
    I'll develop a cure for the MK Virus.
[14:03] Gi
    Mahiru-chan!
[14:04] Gi
    It's one per person!
[14:06] Gi
    This is the last one!
[14:07] Gi
    Thank you, Mahiru-chan!
[14:09] Gi
    I want more!
[14:10] Gi
    Sorry. Next time.
[14:12] Gi
    Thanks for always coming by, Mahiru.
[14:14] Gi
    It's fine. There're extras.
[14:18] Gi
    What's that?
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SIGN    1 Male Survivor confirmed at UW Japan Branch
SIGN    Breaking News
[14:20] Gi
    A worldwide simultaneous
    broadcast will now begin.
[14:23] Gi
    I have an important message for the
    people of Japan, no, the whole world.
[14:31] Gi
    We've found a man who can
    survive in this world.
[14:34] Gi
    Impossible.
[14:35] Gi
    I'll introduce you.
[14:37] Gi
    This is Mizuhara Reito-san.
[14:39] Gi
    Onii-chan!
[14:40] Gu
    Hello, everyone.
[14:42] Gu
    I'm Mizuhara Reito.
[14:44] Gi
    A living man?
[14:46] Gi
    This isn't old footage?
[14:47] Gi
    Mahiru?
[14:49] Gi
    Onii-chan, what are you doing?
[14:52] Gu
    I... I woke up from cold
    sleep several days ago.
[14:59] Gu
    The reason is still unclear, but it
    seems I'm immune to the MK Virus.
[15:06] Gu
    I'm sure many of you are feeling very
    sad right now. But don't give up.
[15:13] Gu
    If I'm alive,
[15:14] Gu
    it means that there's a chance the other
    men in cold sleep could come out someday.
[15:22] Gi
    Let's go.
[15:23] Gi
    Yes.
[15:26] Gu
    I'm going to make a cure for the MK Virus!
[15:31] Gu
    Please, give me your cooperation!
SIGN    UW Virus Infection Research Lab
[15:42] Gu
    You're still mad about the broadcast?
[15:44] Gu
    I'm sorry!
[15:45] Gi
    You attracted attention from the
    whole world! You might be in danger!
[15:52] Gu
    But now I have permission to leave.
[15:54] Gu
    And this lab, too.
[15:57] Gu
    It's what I have to do to bring
    back our brother and the others.
[15:59] Gu
    I have to do all I can.
[16:01] Gi
    Okay...
[16:03] Gi
    But you need to rest
[16:06] Gi
    or else you'll just collapse!
[16:08] Gu
    I slept for five years.
[16:10] Gi
    This is nothing.
[16:12] Gu
    What are you doing?
[16:15] Gi
    A magic trick to make you feel better!
[16:17] Gi
    I remember this!
    Erisa-chan owned it, right?
[16:20] Gu
    Yeah. I found it in her lab.
[16:23] Gi
    Huh? There's something inside.
[16:26] Gu
    You're right.
[16:27] Gu
    A smart ring?
[16:28] Gi
    Is it Erisa-chan's?
[16:31] Gu
    Mahiru, I'm going to the bathroom.
[16:33] Gu
    Tell me if someone comes.
[16:35] Gi
    Okay...
[16:40] Gi
    Reito?
[16:43] Gi
    I hope it's Reito who's seeing this.
[16:45] Gi
    I'll make this quick,
    because there's no time.
[16:48] Gi
    I'm in a certain location,
    researching the MK Virus.
[16:52] Gi
    I found something terrifying.
[16:55] Gi
    I didn't want to believe it, but...
[16:58] Gi
    That virus wasn't natural!
[17:01] Gi
    The MK Virus is man-made!
[17:04] Gi
    Reito, this world is filled with liars.
[17:08] Gi
    I have important information
    about the virus,
[17:11] Gi
    but there's no one I can trust.
[17:13] Gi
    I miss you, Reito...
[17:22] Gu
    Suou-san, hello there.
[17:25] Gi
    Mizuhara-sama...
[17:26] Gu
    You can finish your food first.
[17:29] Gi
    I apologize.
[17:30] Gi
    Were you researching the
    MK Virus again today?
[17:33] Gu
    Yeah, and I wanted to ask you.
[17:36] Gi
    What is it?
[17:37] Gu
    No, it's nothing.
[17:40] Gi
    I-If there's something else you
    need for your research, tell me.
[17:46] Gu
    You ate it.
[17:48] Gi
    What's wrong?
[17:50] Gu
    Um... I can move about as I'd
    like inside the courtyard, right?
[17:54] Gu
    Why don't we take a walk?
[17:56] Gi
    As you wish.
[18:01] Gu
    You're kind of like my childhood friend.
[18:05] Gu
    Oh, but you've got your act together more.
[18:09] Gu
    She can be like a kid.
[18:12] Gi
    I have people searching
    for Tachibana Erisa-san.
[18:15] Gi
    I don't know if they can find her, but...
[18:18] Gu
    Thank you. But for now I'm going
    to prioritize making a cure.
[18:24] Gu
    I found a small amount of
    information at the lab.
[18:28] Gi
    Mizuhara-sama, I'm so sorry for
    putting you in danger the other day.
[18:35] Gi
    The staff were slow to notice
    the bear cage had broken.
[18:39] Gi
    Removing staff from the area
    actually made it more dangerous.
[18:42] Gi
    As your attendant, I apologize.
[18:46] Gu
    No, it's honestly fine.
[18:49] Gu
    My wounds healed up quickly.
[18:51] Gu
    Sui-chan's strong, though!
[18:53] Gu
    That was what surprised me most.
[18:56] Gi
    She's been given special training.
[18:59] Gu
    Suou-san, weren't you upset
    when you got stuck with me?
[19:04] Gi
    Why would you think that?
[19:06] Gu
    Um... I'm giving you all
    these reasons I won't mate.
[19:10] Gu
    I know from your perspective,
    you need me to have lots of children.
[19:16] Gu
    But you helped me when I said that
    crazy stuff about making a cure.
[19:20] Gu
    I feel bad.
[19:22] Gu
    Sorry!
[19:23] Gu
    If I feel bad I should be helping you, right?
[19:26] Gu
    I know that, but...
[19:30] Gi
    You're a very kind man, Mizuhara-sama.
[19:58] Gu
    The MK Virus was man-made...
[20:01] Gu
    If that's true, who made it? And why?
[20:06] Gi
    Number 2's certainly full of surprises, huh?
[20:09] Gi
    A med student making a cure for the MK virus?
[20:13] Gi
    Does the limp-**** think he's
    the next Jenner or Kitasato?
[20:18] Gi
    An interesting man.
[20:20] Gi
    Not many people could say that.
[20:22] Gi
    What will HQ do when they see this, though?
[20:27] Gi
    They probably won't start by declaring war.
[20:31] Gi
    That's right!
[20:33] Gi
    They'd turn the whole world against them!
[20:36] Gi
    Japan's a nation of hope for
    women all over the world now.
[20:40] Gi
    HQ was starting to notice them, anyway.
[20:46] Gi
    By publicizing him,
    we've gained the initiative.
[20:52] Gi
    What about the other numbers?
[20:53] Gi
    I'll show you some mating
    footage from Number 1.
[20:57] Gi
    He's certainly having fun. Like a monkey.
[21:00] Gi
    His attendant, Isurugi Neneko,
    is hard at work, it seems.
[21:05] Gi
    Yes. He's mated with almost 100 women.
[21:09] Gi
    Twenty-eight are already pregnant,
    and will have children soon.
[21:14] Gi
    But Number 2 is a complete failure!
[21:19] Gi
    We prepared this woman
    specifically for that !
[21:23] Gi
    What a waste of time.
[21:26] Gi**
    Right, right. You're trying to say
    there's another use for her, right?
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[21:30] Gi
    There are three other Numbers.
    All should be treated with care.
[21:34] Gi
    But now's the time to advance
    the plan to the next stage.
[21:38] Gi
    Very well.
[21:39] Gi
    When preparations are ready,
    we'll unfreeze Number 3.
[21:48] Gi
    Got it? The plan starts in just a few days.
[21:51] Gi
    We gave you all this. Make the mission work.
[21:55] Gi
    Of course, leave it to me!
[21:58] Gi
    The stud horse life of the luckiest
    boy on earth is about to begin!
[22:01] Gi
    And I'm going to be its perfect producer!
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