E3 - 3rd Man

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SIGN    The Year 2040
[00:18] ---
    Hey, hurry it up, Dojii.
[00:20] ---
    You're always ing to this, right?
[00:23] ---
    What was her name? This voice actress.
[00:26] ---
    Kirihara Chinami, with Q's.
[00:27] ---
    Huh... Wait, why do you know?
[00:30] ---
    I'm a fan.
[00:31] ---
    Really? You're an otaku, then.
[00:33] ---
    Seriously? That's creepy.
[00:35] ---
    It's not creepy!
[00:36] ---
    Start ing now. Don't make me say it again.
[00:40] ---
    I can't.
[00:45] ---
    What a loser.
[00:47] ---
    Looking at your face makes me so mad.
[00:53] ---
    We'll do this another time.
[01:05] ---
    That's filthy.
[01:08] ---
    That's the guy they call Dojii, in third year.
[01:10] ---
    The one the Takamatsu Group is after?
[01:12] ---
    Useless bystanders!
[01:15] ---
    Shion-chan, is that...
[01:17] ---
    Poor guy.
[01:21] ---
    And so they announced a new character
    at this event. I wanted to go, too.
[01:27] ---
    So who was at this event?
[01:30] ---
    Um...
[01:32] ---
    Doi-kun, you like Q's, too?
[01:34] (Flashback) ---
    I've got the data from their
    latest song. You can have it.
[01:45] ---
    Start stripping, damn it.
[01:47] ---
    Hurry it up.
[01:48] ---
    I can't.
[01:49] ---
    Takamatsu-kun, the teacher's coming soon.
[01:58] ---
    So you're trying to help him?
[02:00] ---
    Fine, starting tomorrow,
    we'll play with you instead.
[02:05] ---
    Hey, hold it.
[02:20] ---
    I feel like an idiot.
[02:36] Gi
    Doi-kun?
[02:37] Gi
    Did something happen to you?
[02:39] Gi
    You can tell me if you want.
[02:41] Gu
    Do you know what they call me lately?
[02:45] Gu
    "Dojii."
[02:47] Gu
    Doji, slow and stupid, and jii, like
    an old man, 'cause my hair's all white.
[02:53] Gi
    Sorry.
[02:54] Gi
    I don't know what to say to that.
[02:57] Gu
    You don't need to apologize.
[03:00] Gi
    But there're some things I do understand.
[03:05] Gi
    Doi-kun, you're not slow and stupid.
[03:07] Gi
    You're smart and strong.
[03:10] Gu
    That's not true.
[03:13] Gi
    What's wrong?
[03:14] Gi
    You okay?
[03:15] Gu
    My whole body aches lately.
[03:18] Gu
    Oh, I don't mean from the bullying...
[03:25] Gi
    Yeah. You do seem like you have a fever.
[03:30] Gi
    Head home for today.
[03:31] Gi
    Oh, Yuzu-sensei's here.
[03:33] Gi
    What is it, you two?
[03:35] Gi
    We forgot something.
[03:38] Gi
    Yeah?
[03:40] Gi
    You're so silly.
[03:41] Gi
    But you see...
[03:43] Gi
    Doi-kun, make sure you go to a hospital.
[03:56] Gi
    Doi-san! Doi Shouta-san?
[03:59] Gu
    Coming.
[04:02] Gu
    Call your family.
[04:04] Gu
    You have a disease called Cellular Sclerosis.
[04:08] Gu
    "Cellular Sclerosis"?
[04:16] Gi
    Doi-kun will be taking a leave
    of absence from school.
[04:20] Gi
    He'll be in the hospital for a long time,
[04:22] ---
    but don't worry. His disease is called...
[04:25] Gu
    It's a fatal illness with no cure yet.
[04:28] Gu
    You'll have to go into cold sleep
    for a few years, at minimum.
[04:31] Gu
    Why me?
[04:33] Gi
    Doi-kun?
[04:35] Gi
    Can you say goodbye to everyone?
[04:36] Gu
    Yes, sorry.
[04:38] Gu
    Um... well...
[04:41] Gi
    Oh, yes? Hello, this is Shion.
[04:45] Gi
    Right, right.
[04:46] Gi
    I'll be right there.
[04:47] Gi
    Hoshino-san!
[04:48] Gi
    I have work and I'll be going.
[04:50] Gu
    Yuzu-sensei, I've got cram school.
[04:52] Gi
    Guys, you can't just leave like this...
[04:55] Gu
    Who gives a shit?
[04:57] Gu
    Bye, Dojii. Don't die.
[04:59] Gi
    Get better soon.
[05:00] Gu
    What agency is Shion-chan a part of?
[05:03] Gi
    She won't tell me.
[05:07] Gi
    I'm sorry, Doi-kun.
[05:09] Gu
    It's fine. Forget it.
[05:14] Gi
    Doi-kun.
[05:15] Gu
    Thank you, Sensei.
[05:21] Gu
    Let's go get something to eat!
[05:30] Gu
    No, no way.
[05:42] Gu
    You're too loud, Erika.
[05:45] Gu
    What if somebody hears you?
[05:47] Gu
    You! Dojii!
[05:49] Gi
    Seriously?
[05:49] Gu
    No, I was just walking by...
[05:51] Gu
    What are you looking at?
[05:55] Gi
    Don't watch us, Dojii, you piece of shit!
[05:58] Gu
    I heard you're going into the hospital
    for some nasty disease, Dojii-chan.
[06:02] Gu
    Sorry to hear you'll die a virgin.
[06:05] Gu
    But...
[06:07] Gu
    I'm glad you got to see something
    good before you died.
[06:09] Gu
    Erika, let's go.
[06:12] Gi
    What a creep.
[06:17] Gu
    People like them should die, not me!
[06:28] Gu
    Five years from now,
    I'll never have to see them again.
[06:31] Gu
    So maybe it's not so bad.
[06:38] Gu
    Why... Why me?
[06:48] Gu
    Yes?
[06:50] Gi
    How are you doing, Onii-chan?
[06:51] Gi
    Is Dad not there?
[06:53] Gu
    Work. Like always.
[06:55] Gi
    He should, at least, be by your
    side at a time like this.
[06:58] Gi
    Sorry I can't go visit you.
[07:00] Gu
    It's fine.
[07:02] Gu
    I hope they make some medicine for you, too.
[07:05] Gi
    Yeah.
[07:07] Gi
    Hey, how long are you
    going to be in cold sleep?
[07:10] Gu
    Four to five years, they say.
[07:12] Gi
    That long?
[07:14] Gu
    When I wake up, you'll be older than me!
[07:17] Gi
    That's mean!
[07:21] Gu
    See you then, Onee-san.
[07:28] Gi
    Are you all ready, Doi-san?
[07:31] Gu
    Yes. Nobody's coming.
[07:36] Gu
    When I wake up...
[07:39] Gu
    Please let the world be a little
    better than it is now...
[07:56] Gi
    Congratulations!
[08:00] Gu
    Who are you?!
[08:03] Gi
    Hello!
[08:04] Gi
    I'm your beautiful attendant, Karen-chan!
[08:07] Gi
    It's time for you to relive your high
    school years, and have a whole lot of fun!
[08:21] Gi
    I heard when I was passing by the
    teacher's office that it's tomorrow.
[08:25] Gi
    He's coming?
[08:26] Gi
    Oh, wow, I'm nervous!
[08:28] Gi
    What if it's me?
[08:29] Gi
    No way!
[08:30] Gi
    That's mean.
[08:36] Gi
    Come in!
[08:40] Gi
    This is your room, Shouta-sama.
[08:43] Gi
    It was originally for two people,
    so there's plenty of space.
[08:46] Gu
    Could you stop calling me that?
[08:48] Gi
    Nope! If something happened to you,
    Shouta-sama, they'd get mad at me!
[08:53] Gu
    I can do it myself.
[08:56] Gi
    Just leave it to me and relax!
[09:04] Gu
    The UW, was it?
[09:06] Gu
    The organization that's running the world.
[09:09] Gi
    Yup.
[09:10] Gi
    I've been sent by them to take care of you.
[09:14] Gu
    Take care of me?
[09:16] Gu
    If most men in the world really are dead,
[09:20] Gu
    I guess that means I'm valuable.
[09:23] Gu
    How old are you, Kamiya-san?
[09:25] Gi
    Oh, call me Karen.
[09:27] Gi
    But my age is a secret.
[09:29] Gi
    I'll be in the same class
    as you, Shouta-sama! Squee!
[09:33] Gu
    So actually five years younger than me?
[09:35] Gu
    Wait, how old am I?
[09:38] Gu
    Eighteen? Twenty-three?
[09:41] Gu
    My body hasn't changed...
[09:43] Gu
    Am I really the only man?
[09:46] Gu
    There're a lot of people in cold sleep.
[09:50] Gu
    Your father's fine!
[09:53] Gu
    It'll take some time,
    but someday you'll see him again.
[09:56] Gi
    I see.
[09:58] Gi
    What about my sister?
[09:59] Gi
    She should be in America with my mom.
[10:01] Gi
    Sorry. The world's kind of a mess right now.
[10:04] ---
    We're limited in the amount of contact
    we can make with the outside world.
[10:07] Gu
    Limited?
[10:08] Gi
    Yes.
[10:09] Gi
    So you'll only be allowed to
    be in this dorm and school.
[10:14] Gi
    You have resistance, yes, but the
    virus is still everywhere outside.
[10:18] Gi
    If you need anything, I'll take care of it.
[10:22] Gu
    Th-Thanks.
[10:27] Gi
    Be cheerful when you say hello, Shouta-sama!
[10:34] Gi
    Everybody, here's our transfer student!
[10:48] Gi
    Okay, say hello, Shouta-sama!
[10:52] Gi
    Doi... Shouta...
SIGN    Episode 3
SIGN    3rd Man
[10:55] Gi
    Hello, everyone.
[10:57] Background
    Now that society is comprised
    of only women, most knowledge...
[10:59] Gu
    Putting me in the same school
    as I was five years ago
[11:01] ---
    is a way to keep me from
    feeling stressed, supposedly.
[11:05] Gu
    I'm not sure how much of
    Karen-san's words I believe,
[11:08] Gu
    but it was clear she was trying
    to make things easier for me.
[11:12] Gu
    It still feels like I'm dreaming.
[11:15] Gu
    Hearing that 99.9% of the men in
    the world died doesn't feel real.
[11:21] Gu
    But I haven't seen a single
    man since I woke up.
[11:27] Gu
    None of the people I know, either.
[11:30] Gu
    I guess that's natural
    since five years have passed.
[11:35] Gu
    I'm glad I don't have to see them again.
[11:41] Background
    There are now far fewer scientists,
[11:42] Background
    with food production handled
    by the robots that remain...
[11:45] Gu
    This is still plenty stressful, though!
[11:48] Gi
    Shouta-sama! Shouta-sama!
[11:49] ---
    Y-Yes?
[11:51] Gi
    Would you come with me after school?
[11:57] Gu
    Is it okay to be studying at school
    if the world's such a mess?
[12:04] Gi
    Of course!
[12:05] Gi
    Even with robots and AI,
    we need an elite that can rule the world.
[12:11] Gu
    Is that how it works?
[12:13] Gu
    Sensei, we're here!
[12:18] Gu
    Sensei!
[12:19] Gi
    Doi-kun!
[12:20] Gu
    Sensei!
[12:23] Gi
    I'm so glad...
[12:24] Gi
    I knew you'd get better...
[12:29] Gi
    I told you you were strong!
[12:33] Gu
    Thank you.
[12:35] Gi
    Okay, we have to give
    Shouta-sama a reward, right?
[12:38] Gi
    Right, Yuzu-sensei?
[12:41] Gi
    Y-Yes.
[12:43] Gi
    Okay, I've got something to do. Have fun!
[12:49] Gi
    Doi-kun?
[12:50] Gi
    Yes?
[12:55] Gi
    Are you free tonight?
[12:57] Gi
    There's a lot I want to talk about.
[13:00] Gi
    You can do it!
[13:02] Gi
    Four meters 50 centimeters!
[13:06] ---
    Can you come to my room at 9:00 PM?
[13:09] ---
    I live in the dorm.
[13:12] Gu
    What did she want to talk about?
[13:14] Gu
    Maybe...
[13:17] Gu
    I'm so dumb!
[13:19] Gu
    Don't think about anything
    weird with Yuzu-sensei!
[13:21] Gi
    Bored just watching?
[13:26] Gu
    I never liked gym.
[13:29] Gu
    It's easier to rest.
[13:31] Gi
    Aww, don't be nervous.
[13:35] Gu
    Sorry! Sorry...
[13:36] Gu
    It's just weird.
[13:38] Gi
    Any girls who are your type?
[13:40] Gu
    I can't just—
[13:42] Gi
    That's Hiiragi Shunka-chan.
[13:45] Gi
    The one in front of you in class.
[13:48] Gi
    Her breasts are a little small,
    but nicely shaped.
[13:51] Gi
    That's Ichijou Natsu-chan,
    the one laughing over there.
[13:54] Gi
    Her family's loaded!
[13:57] Gu
    The one who sits next to me.
[13:58] Gi
    Her tits are bigger than you think they are!
[14:00] Gu
    Why do you keep saying—
[14:01] Gi
    Watch the girl who's next up!
[14:04] Gi
    That's Toudou Akira-chan!
[14:06] Gi
    The best player on the volleyball team!
[14:07] Gi
    And she has G-cup boobs, too!
[14:12] Gi
    Why do I have to take old-fashioned
    classes like these?!
[14:15] Gi
    You're the ones who are wrong,
    for making me do the long jump!
[14:18] Gi
    Who do you think I am?! Let me go!
[14:19] Gi
    And that's Kuroda Rain Chifuyu-chan.
[14:21] Gi
    She's terrible at athletics,
[14:23] ---
    but actually a genius who skipped
    grades to be in this class,
[14:27] Gi
    and half-Japanese!
[14:27] Gi
    Let me go! Let me go, I said!
[14:28] Gu
    They're all very unique girls.
[14:30] Gu
    But they all seem like good people. I'm glad.
[14:34] Gu
    To be honest, I was pretty nervous
    when I heard it was all girls.
[14:39] Gi
    Aww, it's not scary!
[14:42] Gi
    Humanity doesn't have time
    for fights right now.
[14:45] Gu
    Is that how it works?
[14:47] Gu
    What happened to them, though?
[14:51] Gu
    I guess they don't matter.
[14:53] Gu
    I'm sure the MK Virus or whatever got them...
[14:55] Gi
    Anyway, I'll do everything
    I can to support you!
[15:00] Gi
    So...
[15:01] Gi
    Get to know them all better!
[15:06] Gi
    Good luck!
[15:11] Gi
    Come in!
[15:12] Gu
    Excuse me.
[15:19] Gi
    Sorry I'm dressed like this.
[15:21] Gi
    I was just in the bath.
[15:24] Gu
    No...
[15:25] Gi
    Thanks for coming when you're tired.
[15:28] Gi
    How was your class?
[15:28] Gu
    Sensei was telling me what had happened
    to her over the past five years.
[15:29] Gi
    I'm sure you're confused
    with all that's going on.
[15:32] Gu
    But I didn't hear any of it.
[15:36] Gi
    Doi-kun?
[15:38] Gu
    Yes?
[15:40] Gi
    How do you feel about me?
[15:43] Gu
    How...?
[15:44] Gi
    I'm older now, right?
[15:46] Gu
    That's not true.
[15:48] Gi
    Good.
[15:50] Gi
    I felt really relieved when I saw your face.
[16:01] Gu
    Sensei?
[16:02] Gi
    This is your reward for beating your disease.
[16:04] Gi
    If you don't want it, just say so.
[16:26] Gi
    Just leave it all to me.
[16:30] Gu
    If this is a dream,
    please don't let me wake up...
[16:40] Gi
    This is the first time I've
    done it with a woman...
[16:43] Gi
    And with Yuzu-sensei!
[16:45] Gi
    It's like I'm dreaming.
[16:46] Gi
    This is your reward for beating your disease.
[16:50] Gu
    It was probably just that once.
[16:55] Gi
    Doi-san, you were thinking
    about the girl you like.
[17:00] Gi
    You seemed kind of sad.
[17:02] Gu
    No!
[17:03] Gi
    Really?
[17:04] Gi
    Tell me what you were thinking, then.
[17:07] Gu
    Um... my favorite music?
[17:10] Gi
    What kind of music do you like?
[17:12] Gu
    Do you know Q's?
[17:14] Gu
    They're an idol group.
[17:16] Gu
    And their songs are pretty good.
[17:21] Gi
    They're all very cute.
[17:24] Gi
    The outfits are cute.
[17:25] Gu
    Ichijou Natsu-chan, was it?
[17:28] Gu
    She smells good...
[17:31] Gi
    That's Q's!
[17:33] Gi
    Doi-chin, you like Q's?
[17:35] Gu
    Yeah.
[17:36] Gu
    Um... Doi-chin?
[17:38] Gi
    Hiiragi Shunka! Call me Shunka!
[17:40] Gi
    Who do you like?
[17:41] Gi
    I like Emaema!
[17:42] Gu
    I like Kirihara Chinami, I guess?
[17:45] Gi
    China's good, too!
[17:46] Gi
    She's the best singer
    out of the original group,
[17:48] Gi
    and I love how hard a worker she is!
[17:50] Gi
    The song she did for that anime
    was great, right? I like it.
[17:52] Gu
    Yeah, when that anime came out,
    and then after that...
[17:55] Gu
    Ow!
[18:05] Gi
    So the outfit Emaema wore
    for that music video...
[18:20] Gi
    Next!
[18:25] Gu
    Wow...
[18:27] Gi
    You're staring at her huge rack, aren't you?
[18:35] Gi
    I'm even more amazing! Just watch!
[18:37] Gi
    Hey, Toudou! I'm here to settle this!
[18:39] Gi
    I can't handle being insulted
    without getting even.
[18:42] Gi
    You're interrupting practice.
[18:45] Gi
    Hey, what are you looking at?!
[18:49] Gi
    All right.
[18:50] Gi
    I'll play.
[19:05] Gi
    This is not—
[19:10] Gi
    Doi-kun, are you okay?
[19:12] Gi
    That surprised me...
[19:13] Gi
    Are you okay?
[19:14] Gi
    Are you bleeding?
[19:15] Gi
    I'm fine. I'm fine.
[19:17] Gi
    S-Sorry!
[19:19] Gi
    I didn't mean to hurt you, Doi-san!
[19:22] Gi
    Y-You're exaggerating! I'm just fine!
[19:25] Gi
    If something happened to you, I'd...
[19:27] Gi
    I'll do anything to make it up to you!
[19:35] Gi
    Doi-kun, let's go to the nurse's office.
[19:47] Gi
    Sensei?
[19:51] Gi
    Doi-kun, sorry for having you
    come over so late yesterday.
[19:56] Gi
    N-No, I'm sorry... um...
[20:00] Gi
    What happened to you?
[20:02] Gi
    I got hit with a ball.
[20:05] Gi
    It's nothing.
[20:06] Gi
    Let me see.
[20:09] Gi
    It's a little swollen. Does it hurt?
[20:11] Gi
    Just a little. But I'm a man.
[20:14] Gi
    I'm fine.
[20:16] Gi
    I'll do a little trick
    to make the pain go away.
[20:25] Gi
    And there you go.
[20:28] Gi
    Doi-kun...
[20:29] Gi
    Yes?
[20:30] Gi
    Did what happened last night upset you?
[20:33] Gi
    It surprised me, but I'm, uh...
    I was happy to do it with you.
[20:40] Gi
    Really?
[20:41] Gi
    Really.
[20:45] Gi
    Sensei?
[20:47] Gi
    Um... it's kind of hurt since last night.
[20:52] Gi
    Do you mean...
[20:54] Gi
    Not there!
[20:57] Gi
    Sensei...
[20:59] Gi
    I've been thinking about you ever since then.
[21:05] Gi
    My chest keeps hurting.
[21:09] Gi
    Will do you a trick to make my pain go away?
[21:16] Gi
    Good work.
[21:18] Gi
    Seems like Number 3's first
    mating was a success.
[21:22] Gi
    Of course!
[21:23] Gi
    They're still getting along nicely.
[21:26] Gi
    But I still don't understand...
[21:28] Gi
    Is there a need to go
    through all this trouble?
[21:32] Gi
    I explained this to you a bunch of times!
[21:35] Gi
    A man can sleep with a woman
    using power or money,
[21:38] ---
    but it won't give him any confidence.
[21:40] Gi
    The girls in the school came here
    before that press conference.
[21:44] Gi
    They think Shouta-sama's
    the only man in the world.
[21:47] Gi
    It's going to get even more crazy.
[21:50] Gi
    I won't interfere as long
    as you're getting results.
[21:52] Gi
    Continue to give me daily reports.
[22:00] Gi
    I won't lose to either of you two.
[22:03] Gi
    Bang!
SIGN    Episode 4
SIGN    School's Secret