E7 - Assigned to Me

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[00:06] (Flashback) Gu
    This whole school was prepared just for you.
[00:11] Gu
    Just for me?
[00:14] Gu
    Is that possible?
[00:17] Gi
    Shouta-san?
[00:18] Gu
    Sorry. Did I wake you?
[00:20] Gi
    Um... Uh...
[00:22] Gi
    My turn as your roommate
    is almost over, so...
[00:36] Gi
    Shouta-san?
[00:39] Gu
    Sorry. I'm not in the mood today.
[00:44] Gi
    No, I'm the one who's sorry.
[00:51] Gi
    Where you going?
[00:54] Gu
    I just wanted some fresh air.
[00:57] Gu
    That's allowed, isn't it?
[01:00] Gi
    You're not allowed to leave the grounds.
[01:04] Gu
    Am I going to live here forever?
[01:07] Gi
    You're more precious than
    anything else in this world.
[01:11] Gi
    So that might be a good idea!
[01:13] Gu
    No!
[01:14] Gi
    I'm kidding!
[01:16] Gi
    Don't make that face.
[01:18] Gi
    You can leave when you graduate.
[01:21] Gi
    Now, let's head back to your room.
[01:24] Gi
    Have a fun night with Ichijou-san.
[01:27] Gi
    You'll be getting a new
    roommate soon, after all.
[01:30] Gi
    Goodnight!
[03:05] Gi
    Okay, everybody, listen up!
[03:07] Gi
    Take turns drawing from the box!
SIGN    Box of Fun
[03:10] Gi
    The winner gets to be
    Shouta-sama's next roommate.
[03:13] Gi
    It'll be me next...
[03:16] Gi
    Behold my incredible luck.
[03:20] Gi
    I'll go first.
[03:22] Gi
    Go ahead.
[03:23] Gi
    The winning one has a circle on it.
[03:26] Gi
    This!
[03:27] Gi
    Too bad!
[03:30] Gi
    Okay, my turn.
[03:34] Gi
    Too bad!
[03:36] Gi
    Aww!
[03:38] Gi
    I wish I could draw...
[03:42] Gi
    I can't believe I'm being
    treated like a prize.
[03:46] Gi
    It's weird!
[03:47] Gi
    I win!
[03:48] Gi
    I'm next!
[03:51] Gi
    Congratulations!
[03:52] Gi
    Doi-chan, let's have some fun!
[03:55] Gi
    That's...
[03:58] Gi
    I'm not good around girls who act like her.
[04:03] Gi
    Hey there.
[04:05] Gi
    Wai— Wh-What?!
[04:08] Gi
    I didn't want to wait until night.
[04:12] Gi
    Let's do it here.
[04:14] Gi
    What are you—
[04:17] (Flashback) Gu
    Hey, hurry it up, Dojii.
[04:19] (Flashback) Gi
    Seriously? That's creepy.
[04:22] Gi
    Come on, let's have some fun, Doi-chan.
[04:27] (Flashback) Gu
    I heard the news, Doi-chan.
[04:29] Gu
    S-Stop it!
[04:33] Gu
    Why?
[04:34] Gu
    Doi-chan, wait!
[04:36] Gu
    Oh, dear.
[04:37] Gu
    But I'm sure he's been through
    enough that he'll be fine.
SIGN    Teacher's Office
[04:47] Gu
    I haven't been here since
    I woke up from cold sleep.
[04:53] Gu
    It feels like it all happened so long ago,
[04:56] Gu
    even though for me it
    wasn't that long at all.
[05:00] Gu
    I always hid here when things got difficult.
[05:05] Gu
    That's...
[05:09] Gu
    Doi-chin? Why?
[05:12] Gu
    Shunka-chan, what are you doing here?
[05:14] Gu
    Well...
[05:18] Gu
    Doi-chin, sit down.
[05:21] Gu
    Okay.
[05:25] Gu
    Hey, that poster...
[05:28] Gu
    Did you put that up?
[05:31] Gu
    So this was your spot, huh?
[05:34] Gu
    That makes me happy.
[05:37] Gu
    Doi-chin, what I saw...
[05:41] Gu
    at the pool...
[05:45] Gu
    Yeah. That's right.
[05:47] Gu
    I was bullied.
[05:49] Gu
    Pretty hard, too.
[05:52] Gu
    A person I thought was my friend
    pretended he saw nothing.
[06:03] Gu
    By the way, Shunka-chan...
[06:09] Gu
    Is that...?
[06:11] Gu
    I was bullied in middle school, too.
[06:14] Gu
    I've made friends since coming here, though!
[06:18] Gu
    But sometimes I remember that past,
    and it hurts to be around other people.
[06:24] Gu
    Then I come here and just sit,
    or listen to music.
[06:29] Gu
    And I can forget the bad things.
[06:32] Gu
    I know what you mean.
[06:33] Gu
    I was the same way.
[06:36] Gi
    We're the same, huh?
[06:40] Gi
    Hey...
[06:42] Gi
    Doi-chin, show me your bruises.
[07:00] Gi
    Touch them...
[07:07] Gi
    Doi-chin!
[07:14] Gi
    That's my...
[07:16] Gu
    It's a magic spell to make you feel better!
[07:25] Gi
    More... give me more...
[07:28] Gi
    More spells for the rest of my body...
[07:31] Gi
    Doi-chan!
[07:35] Gi
    Is this really okay?
[07:37] Gu
    It's fine.
[07:40] Gu
    You're...
[07:41] Gi
    Doi-chan.
[07:43] Gi
    Who is that?
[07:44] Gu
    Hiiragi-san, from our class.
[07:46] Gi
    I know that!
[07:48] Gi
    I mean, what's she doing here?!
[07:50] Gi
    By the way, Doi-chan, do you know my name?
[07:54] Gu
    Um...
[07:55] Gi
    I knew it! You don't!
[07:57] Gi
    Rikka! Yanagi Rikka!
[08:00] Gi
    Remember my name!
[08:01] Gu
    S-Sorry.
[08:02] Gi
    And remember that it's
    my turn this week, too.
[08:09] Gu
    In the end, it's Shou-chin's decision.
[08:13] Gi
    What?! Then why have a lottery?
[08:16] Gi
    You ran from me at school, too.
[08:18] Gi
    Do you not want me?
[08:20] Gi
    It hurts me.
[08:22] Gu
    Um, well...
[08:25] Gi
    You two are already doing it, huh?
[08:29] Gu
    Um...
[08:32] Gi
    Then it wouldn't kill you to
    do it with me once, would it?
[08:37] Gu
    Don't be vulgar around my Shou-chin!
[08:40] Gi
    He's not yours!
[08:42] Gi
    And who was the one that broke
    the rules and screwed him first?
[08:45] Gi
    There's love and caring
    between the two of us!
[08:49] Gi
    Not rules!
[08:50] Gi
    When did you two develop that kind of love?
[08:53] Gi
    I love him a ton, too, okay?
[08:55] Gi
    You just won the lottery is all!
[08:59] Gi
    Winning the lottery means it's fate—
[09:01] Gu
    I'll go take a walk!
[09:02] Gi
    Wait, Doi-chan!
[09:02] Gi
    Doi-chin!
[09:06] Gu
    I never thought they'd fight over me.
[09:11] Gu
    I wish I could see Sensei...
[09:18] Gu
    She's not picking up.
[09:21] Gu
    Is she avoiding me because she doesn't
    like me sleeping with other girls?
[09:26] Gu
    But what am I supposed to do?
[09:29] Gi
    Doi-san?
[09:30] Gu
    Toudou-san?
[09:33] Gi
    H-Hello there.
[09:37] Gi
    I-Is it fun, having Yanagi-san as a roommate?
[09:43] Gu
    Being a roommate with a person you've
    barely ever talked to is just exhausting.
[09:47] Gi
    I see.
[09:57] Gi
    Oh, is your forehead okay?
[10:05] Gu
    It hurts a little at night, actually.
[10:09] Gu
    The bruise is gone, but it hurts inside...
[10:14] Gi
    I'm really sorry!
[10:16] Gi
    I'll do anything!
[10:18] (Flashback) Gi
    None of them dislike you.
[10:22] Gu
    Then, roll up your shirt.
[10:27] Gu
    Sorry, I was kidding—
[10:31] Gi
    Will this do?
[10:37] Gu
    So soft...
[10:39] Gu
    Like marshmallows...
[10:44] Gu
    Sorry! I don't know what I'm doing—
[10:46] Gi
    No...
[10:47] Gu
    Goodnight!
[10:55] Gu
    I was so awful yesterday.
[11:04] Gi
    Doi-san?
[11:05] Gi
    Wh-What's wrong!
[11:08] Gu
    Um...
[11:10] Gu
    I'm sorry about last night.
[11:13] Gi
    What are you talking about?
[11:16] Gu
    You were worried about me...
    and I took advantage of you.
[11:23] Gi
    Then, can you make it up to me by
    helping me clean up the gym equipment?
[11:30] Gu
    O-Of course.
[11:33] Gu
    So where do we...
[11:36] Gu
    Toudou-san, why are you—
[11:46] Gu
    Toudou-san!
[11:50] Gi
    I'm sorry for being rough,
[11:53] Gi
    but I can't wait anymore!
[11:57] Gu
    Wait!
[12:04] Gu
    What's gotten into you, Toudou-san?
[12:07] Gi
    It's your fault!
[12:09] Gi
    I've been waiting... Waiting for so long!
[12:16] Gu
    W-Wait!
[12:24] Gu
    After it was over,
    Toudou-san apologized to me again and again.
[12:30] Gu
    I just felt awkward. I didn't mind.
[12:35] Gu
    Yanagi-san temporarily
    stopped being my roommate.
[12:39] Gu
    She argued with Karen-chan a lot, but...
[12:43] Gu
    I don't feel up to mating with her today.
[12:46] Gu
    I said I was tired,
    and she was asked to leave.
[12:51] Gu
    And I slept alone for the first time in ages.
[12:58] Gu
    Assigned to me?
[12:59] Gu
    That's right!
[13:01] Gu
    Every day you're going to have a
    girl from class assigned to you!
SIGN    Episode 7
SIGN    Assigned to Me
[13:06] Gu
    First is Yanagi-san!
[13:08] Gu
    Really? Me?
[13:10] Gu
    I made you quit being his roommate,
[13:14] Gu
    so you get to be first.
[13:15] Gu
    Aww, you're so nice, Kamiya-cchi!
[13:17] Gu
    W-Wait, what is this?
[13:21] Gi
    They'll be the person who takes
    care of you here at school!
[13:25] Gi
    There'll be times when I can't be with you.
[13:29] Gi
    Your roommate is there for a week,
    so I want to increase turnover rate.
[13:34] Gi
    I want you to be closer to
    the girls at school!
[13:39] Gu
    I know that, but...
[13:41] Gi
    Oh, right!
[13:42] Gi
    Give your assigned girl a good
    morning kiss each day, okay?
[13:47] Gu
    A kiss? Why?
[13:49] Gi
    As a reward for taking care of you!
[13:53] Gi
    Doi-chan! Doi-chan!
[13:54] Gi
    Give me my reward!
[13:56] Gu
    That's weird!
[13:58] Gi
    Sorry, you're still embarrassed, right?
[14:01] Gi
    Everybody, turn around!
[14:06] Gi
    Doi-chan... just a kiss, okay?
[14:16] Gi
    I thought you didn't like
    me... so I'm happy...
[14:22] Gi
    One more time?
[14:23] Gi
    Girls can feel pretty
    good just from a kiss...
[14:27] Gu
    I-I'm sorry, wait...
    I'm going to the bathroom.
[14:32] Gi
    Shouta-sama!
[14:34] Gu
    I'm so embarrassed.
[14:35] Gu
    I just scraped it a little.
[14:37] Gu
    Karen-chan?
[14:39] Gi
    Shouta-sama, let's go to the nurse's office.
[14:41] Gu
    You're making too big a
    deal out of this stuff.
[14:43] Gu
    It's nothing.
[14:43] Gi
    No!
[14:45] Gi
    You're humanity's treasure!
SIGN    Nurse's Office
[14:49] Gi
    Okay, you're all set.
[14:51] Gi
    Thank you.
[14:53] Gi
    I hope we can get rid of
    those old bruises, too.
[14:56] Gu
    No... it's fine.
[14:59] Gi
    I'll give you a full body
    scan, just to be safe.
[15:01] Gi
    Could you lie down?
[15:03] Gu
    Full body?
[15:05] Gu
    I just scraped my hand...
[15:08] Gi
    Humanity is finished if
    something happens to you.
[15:11] Gi
    Of course we're careful.
[15:13] Gu
    Is that true?
[15:16] Gi
    Oh, you don't believe it, do you?
[15:20] Gu
    I'm so horny, I can't focus on anything...
[15:23] Gi
    Okay, you're set.
[15:27] Gu
    This bed's really big.
[15:30] Gi
    Do you know why?
[15:33] Gi
    Shouta-sama! Are you okay?
[15:36] Gu
    Yeah. I'm fine.
[15:38] Gi
    But part of you still needs attention, right?
[15:43] Gi
    Ta-da!
[15:45] Gi
    These three are here to
    make you feel all better!
[15:49] Gu
    But my scrape's already gone...
[15:51] Gi
    Aww, don't worry about it.
[15:52] Gi
    It should be Yanagi-san,
    your assigned girl, who does it, but...
[15:56] Gi
    But it's still her first day.
[15:58] Gi
    So we'll use the three who are
    already your close friends!
[16:03] Gi
    Okay, girls!
[16:04] ---
    Take care of Shouta-sama, for the sake of
    the whole class, no, every woman on Earth!
[16:11] Gu
    Karen-chan!
[16:12] Gi
    Are you okay?
[16:14] Gu
    Yeah.
[16:15] Gi
    How can we cure your injuries?
[16:22] Gi
    I know how...
[16:26] Gi
    Do this to them.
[16:32] Gi
    Doi-san!
[16:36] Gi
    Doi-san!
[16:42] Gi
    This is harder than it looks.
[16:45] Gi
    It hasn't even been a month since Shouta-sama
    lost his virginity, so he's doing well.
[16:51] Gi
    Three girls at once! Like a king!
[16:55] Gi
    He's starting to get used to girls...
[16:58] Gi
    I think it's time for us
    to move to the next stage.
[17:01] Gi
    Don't you think so, Hoshino-san?
[17:13] Gi
    Class is over...
[17:17] Gi
    Science Room
[17:19] Gi
    It's done!
[17:20] Gi
    If he drinks this, he'll fall
    in love with my charms!
[17:24] Gu
    What kind of experiment are you doing?
[17:27] Gi
    It's rude to come in without asking!
[17:30] Gu
    Sorry! I heard a voice, so...
[17:33] Gi
    Are you okay after your fall?
[17:37] Gu
    Y-Yeah.
[17:39] Gi
    Kamiya's such a stupid girl. It would
    be so much better to have me treat you.
[17:44] Gi
    Oh, you don't have an assigned
    roommate this week, do you?
[17:49] Gi
    Want to pick me?
[17:50] Gi
    Act now and I'll say yes!
[17:55] Gu
    I'm really wondering...
[17:57] Gu
    What is it about me you like?
[17:59] Gi
    Your face.
[18:00] Gu
    Face?
[18:02] Gi
    What? Did you have intercourse with too many
    stupid women and it damaged your brain?
[18:07] Gu
    Face?
[18:08] Gu
    You've got such weird tastes.
[18:09] Gu
    And aren't there other ways of saying that?
[18:12] Gi
    And, um...
[18:14] Gi
    You don't seem stupid.
[18:16] Gi
    And you're caring enough to look out
    for the idiot girls in our class...
[18:20] Gi
    That's kind of nice...
[18:23] Gu
    Chifuyu-chan?
[18:25] Gi
    Am I not good enough?
[18:29] Gi
    Given my family's average bust size,
[18:30] Gi
    mine will eventually grow pretty big!
[18:40] Gu
    Thank you.
[18:42] Gu
    Hearing you say that about
    me gives me confidence.
[18:45] Gi
    Really? I know, right?
[18:47] Gi
    You finally realized how great I am, huh?
[18:50] Gi
    Now, let's get to mating...
[18:51] Gu
    When you grow up a little more, okay?
[18:55] Gi
    Fool! There is no girl more
    psychologically mature than me!
[19:00] Gi
    Fine! I'll ask my sister who lives in the
    Core to let me use one of the growth machines!
[19:04] Gu
    Chifuyu-chan?
[19:06] Gi
    When I'm grown up and you fall in
    love with me, it'll be too late!
[19:10] Gu
    She sure is energetic...
[19:15] Gu
    Huh? Karen-chan!
[19:17] Gi
    I've got a message about Yuzu-sensei!
[19:21] Gi
    She's transferring schools
    for family reasons!
[19:26] Gu
    Transferring?
[19:27] Gi
    Transferring! Yes!
[19:29] Gi
    She's no longer in Keimon City!
[19:31] Gi
    I can't tell you why!
[19:33] Gu
    This is so sudden...
[19:35] Gu
    That's not fair!
[19:36] Gu
    She didn't say anything...
[19:37] Gi
    But the decision's already been made.
[19:42] Gu
    Bring her back...
[19:44] Gi
    I don't think she'll be back for a while.
[19:48] Gu
    How long is a while?
[19:51] Gi
    Hm... A year or two?
[19:55] Gu
    Weren't you going to surround
    me with people I liked?!
[20:03] Gi
    You'll see her again someday.
[20:07] Gu
    I want to see her now...
[20:11] Gu
    In the end, I'm just a bird in a cage...
[20:16] Gi
    What will you do for tonight?
[20:18] Gi
    Want me to bring Hiiragi-san or somebody?
[20:23] Gu
    I'll sleep alone.
[20:31] Gu
    I really loved Yuzu-sensei...
[20:35] Gu
    But maybe she...
[20:41] Gi
    She's your assigned girl for the day!
[20:46] Gi
    G-Good morning...
[20:49] Gi
    You remember about the kiss, right?
[21:11] Gi
    I can have any of them...
[21:14] Gi
    When I think about it, it's pretty amazing...
[21:17] Gi
    I could have her...
[21:19] Gi
    She's cute, too.
[21:21] Gi
    They're all cute.
[21:25] Gi
    Hey, about tonight...
[21:33] Gi
    Maybe being in this crazy school
    was driving me crazy.
[21:47] Gi
    Everybody, I have a transfer
    student to introduce to you!
[21:51] Gu
    A transfer student? At this time of year?
[21:57] Gi
    I'm... Hoshino... Shion.
[22:01] Gi
    Nice to meet you all.
SIGN    Episode 8
SIGN    Revenge