# E2 - Two Women
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**[00:00] Gu**
Yeah, right there.
**[00:03] Gu**
Right there.
**[00:04] Gi**
Does it feel good, Kyouji-sama?
**[00:07] Gu**
Yeah.
**[00:08] Gu**
Watching movies while getting massages
from beautiful girls in a cool room.
**[00:12] Gu**
This is paradise.
**[00:13] Gi**
Do you like this movie?
**[00:16] Gu**
I like the actress.
**[00:18] Gu**
Kitayama Rena.
**[00:20] Gu**
She's so hot.
**[00:22] Gi**
Hino-sama, it's mating time.
**[00:25] Gu**
That time already?
**[00:27] Gi**
Who will you choose today?
**[00:29] Gu**
Hmm...
**[00:31] Gu**
It was Maya-chan yesterday, so today...
**[00:33] Gu**
I'm not sure.
**[00:36] Gi**
How about her, then?
**[00:42] Gi**
Excuse me!
**[00:44] Gu**
Kitayama Rena!
**[00:46] Gi**
Hino-sama, thank you for choosing me.
**[00:50] Gi**
As you requested, these are
the clothes from that movie.
**[00:54] Gu**
Wow...
**[00:55] Gu**
It's really you.
**[01:01] Gu**
Just like in the movie...
**[01:03] Gu**
No, even better!
**[01:06] Gu**
So beautiful...
**[01:10] Gu**
You're wonderful.
**[01:12] Gu**
Don't worry.
**[01:16] Gu**
This is awesome.
**[01:18] Gu**
This world is awesome!
**[01:25] Gi**
No! Hino-sama!
**[03:03] Gu**
This is great!
**[03:04] Gi**
He said he liked it!
**[03:06] Gi**
Yay!
**[03:06] Gi**
He's so cute when he eats!
**[03:09] Gu**
There're a lot of chefs here, huh?
**[03:12] Gu**
Even though it's more efficient
to do it with machines.
**[03:15] Gi**
French, Italian, Japanese, Chinese.
**[03:18] Gi**
We have a full collection
of top chefs in every field.
**[03:24] Gi**
Number 1, the man who awakened
before you, Mizuhara-sama,
**[03:29] Gi**
said that food made by
humans is more appetizing.
**[03:34] Gi**
I'll have some more.
**[03:35] Gi**
It means you're getting special
treatment, Rei-nii!
**[03:38] Gi**
You dumb dense brother.
**[03:39] Gu**
Why are you mad?
**[03:43] Gi**
I'll have another helping
of that soup, as well.
**[03:45] Gi**
Of course.
**[03:50] Gu**
Suou-san, you eat a lot, huh?
**[03:53] Gi**
Nutrition is important.
**[03:55] Gi**
I'm so jealous you can keep a
figure like that with all you eat.
**[03:59] Gu**
Yeah, she's very thin... thin.
**[04:02] Gi**
There you go again!
**[04:02] Gu**
Ow! What's wrong?
**[04:05] Gi**
Why are all guys like that?
**[04:08] Gi**
I'm going back to my room!
**[04:09] Gi**
You two have fun without me!
**[04:11] Gu**
Hey, Mahiru!
**[04:12] Gu**
What's her problem?
**[04:14] Gu**
Sorry my sister's being a brat.
**[04:17] Gi**
Not at all.
**[04:19] Gi**
Are you going to eat that?
**[04:22] Gu**
Um... want it?
**[04:27] Gi**
It would be a waste not to eat it.
**[04:30] Gu**
*She's not a bad person, is she?*
**[04:37] Gi**
I'm going to be giving you a dedicated
bodyguard for your own safety.
**[04:43] Gu**
A bodyguard?
**[04:44] Gi**
Just to be safe.
**[04:46] Gi**
A nurse, as well, to ensure your health.
**[04:50] Gu**
Does that mean...
**[04:52] Gi**
Yes.
**[04:53] Gi**
As promised, you're going to be sleeping
in the same bed as them every night.
**[04:58] Gu**
A bodyguard and a nurse.
**[05:00] Gu**
The promise I made is one thing,
**[05:02] Gu**
but beyond that, if anything happens to
me, it's Suou-san's responsibility, huh?
**[05:07] Gu**
Hey, Number 2!
**[05:09] Gu**
I'm Hino Kyouji.
**[05:11] Gu**
I guess you could call me your senpai.
**[05:13] Gu**
*This is Number 1?*
**[05:15] Gu**
Hello. I'm Mizuhara Reito.
**[05:18] Gu**
Nice to meet you.
**[05:19] Gu**
There ain't many men around
here, so let's get along!
**[05:23] Gu**
Y-Yeah.
**[05:24] Gu**
So I heard you haven't
mated with anybody yet.
**[05:28] Gu**
Well, that's...
**[05:29] Gu**
I get it!
**[05:30] Gu**
I totally get it.
**[05:32] Gu**
When I woke up, I couldn't believe it.
**[05:35] Gu**
Could I really be this lucky?
**[05:37] Gu**
Was it some gigantic prank?
**[05:39] Gu**
Could it be part of some
terrifying human experiment?
**[05:42] Gu**
But it's real!
**[05:45] Gu**
This is paradise!
**[05:48] Gu**
Hino-san, you're a very optimistic person.
**[05:50] Gu**
I just don't feel up to it.
**[05:54] Gu**
You're the goody-goody type, huh?
**[05:56] Gu**
The world's a crazy mess.
**[05:58] Gu**
You're better off just enjoying it.
**[05:59] Gu**
Two days ago, an idol!
**[06:01] Gu**
Yesterday, a model!
**[06:02] Gu**
And today, an actress!
**[06:05] Gu**
I'm gonna be busy baby-making!
**[06:13] Gu**
He was certainly cheerful.
**[06:15] Gu**
"Enjoy it, huh?"
**[06:17] (Flashback) Gu**
I'll be waiting for you!
**[06:19] Gu**
It'd be a lot of fun if I could find Erisa...
**[06:23] Gu**
I need to go find her.
**[06:25] Gu**
A power outage?
**[06:26] Gu**
A problem with the wiring?
**[06:28] Gu**
Where's the door?
**[06:31] Gu**
Huh, looks like you're a lot
more aggressive than I heard.
**[06:36] Gu**
So you're Number 2.
**[06:38] Gu**
Who are you?
**[06:41] Gu**
Stop it!
**[06:42] Gu**
Let me go!
**[06:45] Gi**
I'm Ryuuzouji Akane.
**[06:47] Gi**
Nice to meet you.
**[06:49] Gu**
Are you my personal...
**[06:52] Gu**
Did Suou-san put you up to this?
**[06:56] Gi**
There's nothing better than drinking
in the bath, don't you think?
**[07:01] Gu**
Just let me go! I...
**[07:12] Gi**
Here, let me wipe you clean...
**[07:14] Gu**
S-Stop... it...
**[07:22] Gu**
That's right.
**[07:23] Gu**
You can just leave everything to me...
**[07:27] Gu**
Hey! Are you okay?!
**[07:29] Gu**
Hello?!
**[07:37] Gu**
Ow...
**[07:38] Gu**
My head hurts.
**[07:43] Gu**
She carried me here?
**[07:47] Gi**
It's morning already?
**[07:51] Gu**
Why are you surprised?
**[07:53] Gu**
Who are you? What are you doing?
**[07:55] Gi**
Um, sleeping in your bed?
**[07:57] Gu**
Why is that a question?
**[07:59] Gu**
Are you another of the ones
Suou-san was talking about?
**[08:02] Gi**
Y-Yes!
**[08:04] Gi**
My name is Sui!
**[08:05] Gu**
Huh, that's a strange name.
**[08:07] Gu**
What's your last name?
**[08:08] Gi**
Last name?
**[08:08] Gi**
Um... Yamada?
**[08:11] Gu**
Don't ask me!
**[08:13] Gi**
Just call me Sui!
**[08:15] Gi**
From now on, I'm always by your side!
**[08:18] Gu**
* She's a kind-looking nurse, but I don't*
* know how much I can count on her.*
**[08:23] Gi**
Good work, Akane-san.
**[08:25] Gu**
Oh, did you say hello, too, Sui?
**[08:28] Gi**
Y-Yes!
**[08:29] Gi**
Okay, bedtime for me, too.
**[08:32] Gu**
You're really going to sleep here?
**[08:34] Gi**
Don't worry.
**[08:35] Gi**
I'm not going to jump you again.
**[08:37] Gi**
Not tonight, that is.
**[08:39] Gu**
Don't worry!
***SIGN*** Episode 2
***SIGN*** Two Women
**[08:44] (Flashback) Gi**
Of course, it would be easier for
us if you succumbed to temptation...
**[08:50] Gu**
*I'm not going to succumb!*
***SIGN*** Animal Experiments Lab
**[08:56] Gu**
*I didn't get a wink of sleep.*
**[08:59] Gi**
You have odd choices in tour destinations.
**[09:02] Gu**
Tachibana Erisa,
**[09:04] Gu**
the childhood friend I'm looking for,
**[09:06] Gu**
supposedly worked here after graduating.
**[09:10] Gu**
I thought there might be a clue here!
**[09:13] Gi**
It's fun! Like a zoo!
**[09:17] Gi**
Mizuhara-sama, why do you think your
childhood friend is still alive?
**[09:23] Gi**
You seem certain.
**[09:26] Gi**
This.
***SIGN*** Please select item
***SIGN*** Select Item
**[09:26] Gi**
Reito's phone
**[09:26] Gi**
Reito's pendant
**[09:26] Gi**
Sister's Phone
**[09:28] Gi**
When I went into cold sleep
I gave Erisa my pendant.
**[09:33] Gi**
My brother gave it to me when I
was little as a good luck charm.
**[09:37] Gi**
It has a transmitter in it,
**[09:39] Gi**
but you can't get detailed information
on its location if it's not in Japan.
**[09:42] Gi**
But I can receive its signal.
**[09:45] Gi**
So... So she still must be alive!
**[09:50] Gi**
You seem worked up. Relax!
**[09:54] Gi**
What are you doing?
**[09:56] Gi**
It's my job. My job.
**[09:59] Gi**
Your job? Can you be a
bodyguard while getting drunk?
**[10:04] Gi**
Listen, I'm...
**[10:07] Gi**
Wh-What's going on?
**[10:09] Gi**
Get out of here!
**[10:14] Gi**
A bear!
**[10:19] Gi**
Watch out!
**[10:21] Gi**
Reito-sama! Y-You're bleeding!
**[10:22] Gi**
Suou-san! Akane-san! Run away! Hurry!
**[10:26] Gi**
Sui! Do your job!
**[10:29] Gi**
Very well.
**[10:30] Gi**
Sui-chan?
**[10:34] Gi**
Watch out—
**[10:39] Gi**
I don't like badly behaved bears.
**[10:45] Gi**
Sui-chan?
**[10:49] Gi**
Mission complete!
**[10:52] Gi**
Sui's your bodyguard!
**[10:55] Gi**
Reito-sama's hurt!
I'm a failure as a bodyguard!
**[10:58] Gi**
It's okay! It's just a scratch!
**[10:59] Gi**
I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!
**[11:02] Gi**
If you're my bodyguard,
does that mean my nurse is...?
**[11:07] Gi**
Me.
**[11:09] Gi**
Are you okay?
**[11:10] Gi**
Who's in charge of security here?
**[11:12] Gi**
You were given strict orders in advance!
**[11:15] Gi**
I'm so sorry!
**[11:20] Gi**
This was Tachibana-san's lab.
**[11:24] Gi**
It's a mess...
**[11:25] Gi**
According to her former co-workers,
Tachibana-san vanished suddenly years ago.
**[11:31] Gi**
A while later, someone broke in...
**[11:34] Gi**
Most of her research data was stolen.
**[11:37] Gi**
What?
**[11:39] Gi**
She was working hard on her research,
**[11:41] Gi**
they said, given her
limited facilities and budget.
**[11:45] Gi**
She was supposedly well-liked, too.
**[11:49] Gi**
What was she researching?
**[11:51] Gi**
The MK Virus.
**[11:53] Gi**
Erisa was researching the MK Virus?
**[11:55] Gi**
It's not just AIs.
**[11:57] ---**
Researchers from all over the world
**[11:59] ---**
are working on antivirals and
vaccines as hard as they can.
**[12:12] Gi**
This is...
**[12:14] Gi**
Jiro.
**[12:18] (Flashback) Gi**
Jiro!
**[12:18] (Flashback) Gi**
Erisa, did you find a hospital for Jiro?
**[12:22] (Flashback) Gi**
It's a rare disease and nobody's
researched a cure for it.
**[12:26] (Flashback) Gi**
B-But they might develop one someday...
**[12:32] (Flashback) Gi**
Erisa?
**[12:33] (Flashback) Gi**
I decided!
**[12:34] (Flashback) ---**
I'm going to become a doctor!
**[12:36] (Flashback) Gi**
I'll find a way to cure his illness!
**[12:39] (Flashback) Gi**
But... we're still kids.
It'll take years, you know!
**[12:42] (Flashback) Gi**
But if nobody will do it, I have to!
**[12:48] (Flashback) Gi**
You can say cool stuff like that
after you wipe away the snot.
**[12:52] (Flashback) Gi**
Jerk! You should just
pretend you didn't notice!
**[12:55] (Flashback) Gi**
I'll be one, too.
**[12:58] (Flashback) Gi**
I'll be a doctor, too.
**[13:00] (Flashback) Gi**
Why? You said you didn't want to work.
**[13:02] (Flashback) Gi**
We'll be more likely to find a cure for
Jiro with two people instead of one, right?
**[13:12] Gi**
Suou-san, do you think it's selfish of me
not to mate because there's someone I love?
**[13:19] Gi**
I'm not in a position
to answer that question.
**[13:23] Gi**
How many men around the
world are in cold sleep?
**[13:28] Gi**
Some countries have poor relations with UW.
The true number is unknown.
**[13:34] Gi**
But it's said to be between
one and five million.
**[13:37] Gi**
Even if I tried my hardest to mate,
**[13:39] Gi**
I think the most babies I could
make in a year is a hundred.
**[13:43] Gi**
But if we can get the sleeping men out safely,
the world may return to normal.
**[13:49] Gi**
Mizuhara-sama!
**[13:51] Gi**
Suou-san, I've made my decision.
**[13:54] ---**
I'll develop a cure for the MK Virus.
**[14:03] Gi**
Mahiru-chan!
**[14:04] Gi**
It's one per person!
**[14:06] Gi**
This is the last one!
**[14:07] Gi**
Thank you, Mahiru-chan!
**[14:09] Gi**
I want more!
**[14:10] Gi**
Sorry. Next time.
**[14:12] Gi**
Thanks for always coming by, Mahiru.
**[14:14] Gi**
It's fine. There're extras.
**[14:18] Gi**
What's that?
***SIGN*** UW Worldwide Simultaneous Broadcast
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***SIGN*** 1 Male Survivor confirmed at UW Japan Branch
***SIGN*** Breaking News
**[14:20] Gi**
* A worldwide simultaneous*
* broadcast will now begin.*
**[14:23] Gi**
* I have an important message for the*
* people of Japan, no, the whole world.*
**[14:31] Gi**
* We've found a man who can*
* survive in this world.*
**[14:34] Gi**
Impossible.
**[14:35] Gi**
*I'll introduce you.*
**[14:37] Gi**
*This is Mizuhara Reito-san.*
**[14:39] Gi**
*Onii-chan!*
**[14:40] Gu**
*Hello, everyone.*
**[14:42] Gu**
*I'm Mizuhara Reito.*
**[14:44] Gi**
A living man?
**[14:46] Gi**
This isn't old footage?
**[14:47] Gi**
Mahiru?
**[14:49] Gi**
*Onii-chan, what are you doing?*
**[14:52] Gu**
I... I woke up from cold
sleep several days ago.
**[14:59] Gu**
* The reason is still unclear, but it*
* seems I'm immune to the MK Virus.*
**[15:06] Gu**
* I'm sure many of you are feeling very*
* sad right now. But don't give up.*
**[15:13] Gu**
*If I'm alive,*
**[15:14] Gu**
* it means that there's a chance the other*
* men in cold sleep could come out someday.*
**[15:22] Gi**
Let's go.
**[15:23] Gi**
Yes.
**[15:26] Gu**
*I'm going to make a cure for the MK Virus!*
**[15:31] Gu**
*Please, give me your cooperation!*
***SIGN*** UW Virus Infection Research Lab
**[15:42] Gu**
You're still mad about the broadcast?
**[15:44] Gu**
I'm sorry!
**[15:45] Gi**
You attracted attention from the
whole world! You might be in danger!
**[15:52] Gu**
But now I have permission to leave.
**[15:54] Gu**
And this lab, too.
**[15:57] Gu**
It's what I have to do to bring
back our brother and the others.
**[15:59] Gu**
I have to do all I can.
**[16:01] Gi**
Okay...
**[16:03] Gi**
But you need to rest
**[16:06] Gi**
or else you'll just collapse!
**[16:08] Gu**
I slept for five years.
**[16:10] Gi**
This is nothing.
**[16:12] Gu**
What are you doing?
**[16:15] Gi**
A magic trick to make you feel better!
**[16:17] Gi**
I remember this!
Erisa-chan owned it, right?
**[16:20] Gu**
Yeah. I found it in her lab.
**[16:23] Gi**
Huh? There's something inside.
**[16:26] Gu**
You're right.
**[16:27] Gu**
A smart ring?
**[16:28] Gi**
Is it Erisa-chan's?
**[16:31] Gu**
Mahiru, I'm going to the bathroom.
**[16:33] Gu**
Tell me if someone comes.
**[16:35] Gi**
Okay...
**[16:40] Gi**
*Reito?*
**[16:43] Gi**
*I hope it's Reito who's seeing this.*
**[16:45] Gi**
* I'll make this quick,*
* because there's no time.*
**[16:48] Gi**
* I'm in a certain location,*
* researching the MK Virus.*
**[16:52] Gi**
*I found something terrifying.*
**[16:55] Gi**
*I didn't want to believe it, but...*
**[16:58] Gi**
*That virus wasn't natural!*
**[17:01] Gi**
*The MK Virus is man-made!*
**[17:04] Gi**
*Reito, this world is filled with liars.*
**[17:08] Gi**
* I have important information*
* about the virus,*
**[17:11] Gi**
*but there's no one I can trust.*
**[17:13] Gi**
*I miss you, Reito...*
**[17:22] Gu**
Suou-san, hello there.
**[17:25] Gi**
Mizuhara-sama...
**[17:26] Gu**
You can finish your food first.
**[17:29] Gi**
I apologize.
**[17:30] Gi**
Were you researching the
MK Virus again today?
**[17:33] Gu**
Yeah, and I wanted to ask you.
**[17:36] Gi**
What is it?
**[17:37] Gu**
No, it's nothing.
**[17:40] Gi**
I-If there's something else you
need for your research, tell me.
**[17:46] Gu**
You ate it.
**[17:48] Gi**
What's wrong?
**[17:50] Gu**
Um... I can move about as I'd
like inside the courtyard, right?
**[17:54] Gu**
Why don't we take a walk?
**[17:56] Gi**
As you wish.
**[18:01] Gu**
You're kind of like my childhood friend.
**[18:05] Gu**
Oh, but you've got your act together more.
**[18:09] Gu**
She can be like a kid.
**[18:12] Gi**
I have people searching
for Tachibana Erisa-san.
**[18:15] Gi**
I don't know if they can find her, but...
**[18:18] Gu**
Thank you. But for now I'm going
to prioritize making a cure.
**[18:24] Gu**
I found a small amount of
information at the lab.
**[18:28] Gi**
Mizuhara-sama, I'm so sorry for
putting you in danger the other day.
**[18:35] Gi**
The staff were slow to notice
the bear cage had broken.
**[18:39] Gi**
Removing staff from the area
actually made it more dangerous.
**[18:42] Gi**
As your attendant, I apologize.
**[18:46] Gu**
No, it's honestly fine.
**[18:49] Gu**
My wounds healed up quickly.
**[18:51] Gu**
Sui-chan's strong, though!
**[18:53] Gu**
That was what surprised me most.
**[18:56] Gi**
She's been given special training.
**[18:59] Gu**
Suou-san, weren't you upset
when you got stuck with me?
**[19:04] Gi**
Why would you think that?
**[19:06] Gu**
Um... I'm giving you all
these reasons I won't mate.
**[19:10] Gu**
I know from your perspective,
you need me to have lots of children.
**[19:16] Gu**
But you helped me when I said that
crazy stuff about making a cure.
**[19:20] Gu**
I feel bad.
**[19:22] Gu**
Sorry!
**[19:23] Gu**
If I feel bad I should be helping you, right?
**[19:26] Gu**
I know that, but...
**[19:30] Gi**
You're a very kind man, Mizuhara-sama.
**[19:58] Gu**
*The MK Virus was man-made...*
**[20:01] Gu**
*If that's true, who made it? And why?*
**[20:06] Gi**
Number 2's certainly full of surprises, huh?
**[20:09] Gi**
A med student making a cure for the MK virus?
**[20:13] Gi**
Does the limp-**** think he's
the next Jenner or Kitasato?
**[20:18] Gi**
An interesting man.
**[20:20] Gi**
Not many people could say that.
**[20:22] Gi**
What will HQ do when they see this, though?
**[20:27] Gi**
They probably won't start by declaring war.
**[20:31] Gi**
That's right!
**[20:33] Gi**
They'd turn the whole world against them!
**[20:36] Gi**
Japan's a nation of hope for
women all over the world now.
**[20:40] Gi**
HQ was starting to notice them, anyway.
**[20:46] Gi**
By publicizing him,
we've gained the initiative.
**[20:52] Gi**
What about the other numbers?
**[20:53] Gi**
I'll show you some mating
footage from Number 1.
**[20:57] Gi**
He's certainly having fun. Like a monkey.
**[21:00] Gi**
His attendant, Isurugi Neneko,
is hard at work, it seems.
**[21:05] Gi**
Yes. He's mated with almost 100 women.
**[21:09] Gi**
Twenty-eight are already pregnant,
and will have children soon.
**[21:14] Gi**
But Number 2 is a complete failure!
**[21:19] Gi**
We prepared this woman
specifically for that ******!
**[21:23] Gi**
What a waste of time.
**[21:26] Gi**
Right, right. You're trying to say
there's another use for her, right?
***SIGN*** Numbers
**[21:30] Gi**
There are three other Numbers.
All should be treated with care.
**[21:34] Gi**
But now's the time to advance
the plan to the next stage.
**[21:38] Gi**
Very well.
**[21:39] Gi**
When preparations are ready,
we'll unfreeze Number 3.
**[21:48] Gi**
*Got it? The plan starts in just a few days.*
**[21:51] Gi**
*We gave you all this. Make the mission work.*
**[21:55] Gi**
Of course, leave it to me!
**[21:58] Gi**
The stud horse life of the luckiest
boy on earth is about to begin!
**[22:01] Gi**
And I'm going to be its perfect producer!
***SIGN*** Episode 3
***SIGN*** 3rd Man