E7 - Special Training
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[00:04] Snapper
This girl is the "old man" we were talking to?
SIGN New stream! Viral Hit channel begins
[00:07] Gaeul
Don't look so astonished.
[00:09] Snapper
Today, let's talk about
the devil of Gangbuk High.
[00:12] Gaeul
"Taekwondo's useless in a real fight."
[00:15] Gaeul
That's the opinion of a total amateur!
[00:17] Hobin
This isn't some regular thug.
[00:19] Hobin
He's a pro fighter!
[00:22] Taehun
You're "Viral Hit," right?
[00:25] Hobin
The real reason people call him
the devil is because...
[00:28] Hobin
he takes your friends hostage.
[00:31] Taehun
Gimme your NewTubu.
SIGN Viral Hit
SIGN Viral Hit
SIGN Episode 7
SIGN Episode 7
SIGN Episode 7
SIGN Special
Training
[02:07] Taehun
Hey...
[02:09] Taehun
You got 100 yen?
[02:12] Hobin
Huh? What does this guy want?
[02:15] Taehun
I guess not.
[02:17] Hobin
He beats people up
for such minor reasons?
[02:20] Gaeul
That looks painful.
[02:22] Hobin
Does he think humans
are toys or something?
[02:26] Hobin
That's no reason to hurt someone.
[02:30] Taehun
Gimme your NewTubu. C'mon, give it.
[02:33] Snapper
No. We've put so much work into it.
[02:38] Hobin
This is wrong.
[02:41] Hobin
Uh, let's stop the violence
and talk this over—
[02:44] Taehun
Didn't you hear me?
[02:46] Taehun
I said to hand over your NewTubu.
[02:49] Hobin
What's with this guy's overbearing aura?
[02:52] Hobin
I won't even be able to hurt him.
He'd just clobber me.
[02:56] Hobin
Taehun, was it?
[02:58] Hobin
He feels so far away.
[03:01] Taehun
Well?
[03:04] Hobin
"How to Fight and Beat a Regular Person."
[03:08] Hobin
Calf kick!
[03:11] Hobin
Won't work.
[03:14] Hobin
Overhand hook!
[03:17] Hobin
That won't work, either.
[03:20] Hobin
Conclusion: I lose.
[03:23] Hobin
All right, take it.
[03:25] Hobin
I don't want him to beat me up.
[03:28] Taehun
You're giving it to me?
[03:29] Hobin
He fills people's hearts
with powerlessness and shame
[03:33] Hobin
by beating up their friends
while they stand by, huh?
[03:35] Gaeul
What did he just say?
[03:37] Snapper
Hobin, you...
[03:40] Taehun
Huh.
[03:42] Taehun
What are you thinking?
[03:46] Hobin
If I give you my NewTubu...
[03:49] Hobin
...you won't hit us anymore, right?
[03:51] Hobin
Your attacks do zilch against someone who
lacks shame and is immune to powerlessness.
[03:58] Hobin
The sunset's so beautiful. Don't you think?
[04:02] Hobin
We took Snapper to the hospital.
[04:04] Hobin
He had cracked ribs from
just that one back kick.
[04:08] Hobin
You're angry, aren't you?
[04:11] Hobin
But it was the only way.
[04:14] Hobin
If I hadn't said I'd hand it over, a few
broken ribs would've been just the start.
[04:19] Hobin
We should stay away from
psychopaths like him.
[04:22] Hobin
Let's leave it to the police.
[04:24] Snapper
But I still can't accept it.
[04:27] Hobin
Huh?
[04:28] Snapper
I didn't want to give up our NewTubu,
even if I got beat up.
[04:35] Snapper
In all honesty, when you went
toe to toe with Pakgo, I was inspired.
[04:42] Snapper
Even a weakling can
manufacture a miracle.
[04:45] Snapper
Even a person like me is
allowed to show courage.
[04:48] Snapper
That's what you made me feel.
[04:50] Snapper
But what are you saying now?
[04:53] Snapper
Calling the police isn't the same.
[04:57] Snapper
Don't you have any pride?
[05:01] Hobin
Nope.
[05:02] Snapper
Huh?
[05:03] Hobin
Does having pride put food on the table?
[05:06] Hobin
You want me to fight that
monster to defend my pride?
[05:10] Hobin
Pakgo is just a thug. Taehun's a pro.
[05:15] Hobin
To be honest, I'm scared.
[05:17] Hobin
An opponent who can nullify all of
the moves I worked so hard to learn...
[05:23] Hobin
I'm scared. I don't want to get hurt.
[05:26] Hobin
Is it wrong to be scared?
[05:28] Hobin
What am I supposed to do against a pro?
[05:32] Hobin
Anyway, I'm sorry.
[05:36] Snapper
Fine. Do what you want.
[05:43] Gaeul
Snapper, how're ya feeling?
[05:47] Snapper
Gaeul?
[05:49] Gaeul
Leaving already, Hobin?
[05:51] Hobin
Yeah. Take care of Snapper for me.
SIGN Name
SIGN Jihyeok Wu
SIGN Age
SIGN Sex
SIGN Male
SIGN Physician
SIGN Sabu Kim
SIGN Nurse
SIGN Dongju Kang
[05:55] Gaeul
You still in pain?
[05:57] Snapper
Ah, this is nothing.
[06:00] Gaeul
I'm glad to see all's well.
[06:02] Snapper
If I was in a better condition,
I could've beat up Taehun myself.
[06:06] Snapper
He lucked out today.
[06:08] Gaeul
Sure, sure. Enough joking around.
[06:12] Gaeul
I'm sure you're bored, so we can chat—
[06:13] Snapper
Hey, listen.
[06:16] Snapper
I'm sorry, but can I get some alone time?
[06:19] Snapper
I'm just really tired.
[06:21] Gaeul
Oh. Yes, of course.
[06:26] Gaeul
Uh, well, take care.
[06:28] Snapper
Yeah, you take care, too.
[06:36] Snapper
Damn it.
[06:37] Snapper
I-I wanted to show off in front of her.
[06:42] Snapper
But she saw how pitifully weak I am.
She knows I'm a loser now.
[06:48] Snapper
It's so embarrassing.
[07:17] Man 1
I lost again.
[07:19] Man 1
Who is this taekwondo guy?
[07:22] Man 2
Keep your voice down. It's Taehun Seong.
[07:25] Man 1
Seriously? Did he hear me?
[07:26] Man 2
Let's wrap this up and get outta here.
[07:29] Hobin
Um...
[07:31] Hobin
May I use that machine?
[07:34] Man 1
Taehun uses taekwondo in video games, too?
[07:37] Man 2
It's like he regrets quitting.
[07:39] Man 1
Don't you know? They say
he didn't really get fired. He—
[07:44] Man 2
Wait, look.
[07:45] Man 1
Huh?
[07:46] Man 2
Taehun lost?
[07:48] Man 1
A perfect game, too? What's going on?
[07:52] Hobin
Not that impressive after all.
[07:55] Hobin
Taekwondo.
SIGN How to Fight
Lesson 1
[07:57] Hobin
How to Fight, Lesson 1:
"Get the opponent worked up."
SIGN Get the opponent worked up
[08:02] Taehun
Hey.
[08:03] Taehun
Are you messing with me?
[08:06] Hobin
I'm scared to death.
[08:08] Hobin
I came to give you
my NewTubu channel.
SIGN You ready?
SIGN You ready?
SIGN You ready?
SIGN OK
SIGN You ready?
SIGN OK
SIGN You ready?
SIGN OK
SIGN Yessir!
SIGN You ready?
SIGN OK
SIGN Yessir!
[08:14] Taehun
Oh, really? Then, let's start right away—
[08:17] Hobin
But not right now.
[08:19] Hobin
You want my NewTubu channel, right?
[08:21] Hobin
It's yours if you beat me
one month from now.
SIGN Taehun, you coward!
SIGN Taehun, you coward!
SIGN Taehun, you coward!
SIGN We're watching!
SIGN Taehun, you coward!
SIGN We're watching!
SIGN Taehun, you coward!
SIGN We're watching!
SIGN We're watching!
SIGN I was so scared, I'm using
SIGN Taehun, you coward!
SIGN We're watching!
SIGN We're watching!
SIGN I was so scared, I'm using
SIGN my little sister's account. Idiots!
[08:24] Hobin
Mom, what am I doing? I...
[08:28] Hobin
I'm challenging a pro to a brawl.
[08:31] Hobin
You can have my friends
and my subscribers, too.
SIGN Us, too? Why?!
SIGN Us, too? Why?!
SIGN Us, too? Why?!
SIGN No way! I'm scared!
SIGN Us, too? Why?!
SIGN No way! I'm scared!
SIGN Us, too? Why?!
SIGN No way! I'm scared!
SIGN Hey, Hobin! You're going way too far!
SIGN Us, too? Why?!
SIGN No way! I'm scared!
SIGN Hey, Hobin! You're going way too far!
SIGN Did he just laugh?
SIGN Did he just laugh?
SIGN Did he just laugh?
SIGN What's that laugh about?
SIGN Did he just laugh?
SIGN What's that laugh about?
SIGN Did he just laugh?
SIGN What's that laugh about?
SIGN Eek!
SIGN Did he just laugh?
SIGN What's that laugh about?
SIGN Eek!
[08:39] Taehun
What if I told you
to hand it over now?
SIGN Scary as hell
SIGN Scary as hell
SIGN Scary as hell
SIGN Never too late to apologize
SIGN Scary as hell
SIGN Never too late to apologize
SIGN Scary as hell
SIGN Never too late to apologize
SIGN This guy's serious
SIGN Scary as hell
SIGN Never too late to apologize
SIGN This guy's serious
[08:42] Hobin
Why would you?
[08:44] Hobin
Are you scared I'd beat you
if I had a month to prepare?
[08:51] Taehun
Fine.
[08:54] Taehun
Let me know when you've
decided the time and place.
[08:58] Hobin
I just wet myself a little.
[09:00] Hobin
And that's how it went.
[09:03] Hobin
I ended up paying the
repair fee on the machine.
[09:07] Gaeul
Dagnabbit! What were you thinking?!
[09:09] Gaeul
I'm gonna be so darn worried about you now!
[09:12] Snapper
Hey, calm down!
[09:14] Gaeul
If Hobin loses, I'll clobber that guy myself!
[09:18] Gaeul
He'll get a taste of my special calf kick!
[09:22] Snapper
But why, though?
[09:24] Snapper
I thought you said you weren't going to
fight Taehun so you wouldn't get hurt.
[09:29] Hobin
It's because I know that feeling.
[09:32] Snapper
Huh?
[09:34] Hobin
I'm heading off now.
[09:35] Gaeul
Hey, wait, Hobin!
I was gonna show you my kicks—
[09:38] Hobin
I'll be pretty busy preparing.
[09:43] Hobin
A month goes by a lot faster than you think.
[09:50] Samdak
How to Fight: Lesson 3!
SIGN How to Fight
SIGN Lesson 3
[09:53] Samdak
Today, we will be using an aid.
[09:55] Samdak
Please find an unused power strip.
[09:59] Samdak
The brawling technique
you will learn today is:
SIGN How to Beat a
Taekwondo Fighter
in a Fight as a
Regular Person
[10:03] Samdak
"How to beat a taekwondo fighter
in a fight as a regular person!"
[10:08] Hobin
I have faith in this. The reason...
[10:12] Hobin
is because I've tasted the joy of victory.
SIGN Viral Hit
SIGN Viral Hit
SIGN Viral Hit
[10:26] Samdak
How to Fight: Lesson 2!
"How to fight and beat a regular person."
[10:30] Samdak
Did you manage to do the low kick
and overhand hook effectively?
[10:35] Samdak
Then we will dive into Lesson 3.
[10:38] Samdak
"How to beat a taekwondo fighter
in a fight as a regular person!"
[10:41] Samdak
The answer is simple.
[10:44] Samdak
It's totally impossible!
[10:46] Hobin
What?!
[10:47] Samdak
Use your common sense. There's no way
a regular person can beat a pro.
[10:53] Hobin
That won't do!
[10:55] Samdak
Damn it! The best course
of action is to give up.
[10:59] Hobin
Master! Please find an exception!
[11:02] Samdak
Death awaits all who are on the
receiving end of the taekwondo back kick.
[11:08] Samdak
You die.
[11:09] Hobin
Why would you scare me like that?!
[11:12] Samdak
Taekwondo boasts smooth footwork
and powerful kicks.
[11:16] Samdak
A regular person has no chance at all.
[11:20] Hobin
I've never heard the master speak like this.
[11:23] Hobin
Is it really impossible for a
regular person to beat a pro, after all?
[11:28] Hobin
Is there really no way?
[11:30] Hobin
I have to beat Taehun.
Otherwise, my NewTubu will be...
[11:34] Samdak
But what if this were a
brawl outside the ring?
[11:40] Samdak
Did you forget already?
[11:43] Samdak
I'm teaching you how to fight,
not how to do martial arts.
[11:49] Hobin
Stop with the playing-coy routine!
[11:52] Samdak
Beating taekwondo with its smooth footwork
and powerful kicks in a street fight is simple.
[12:00] Samdak
You make it so they can't use their feet.
[12:04] Samdak
Control the environment.
[12:06] Samdak
Outside of the ring,
do you think it's possible to employ
[12:10] Samdak
taekwondo footwork and kicks
on a slippery, dangerous surface?
[12:14] Samdak
Every martial art has
environment-based restrictions.
[12:18] Samdak
And taekwondo is no exception.
[12:21] Samdak
Fight them someplace
where they can't use their feet.
[12:28] Hobin
Control the environment?
[12:30] Hobin
A restrictive environment with
unsure footing or someplace slippery.
[12:36] Hobin
I know! In a month's time...
[12:38] Hobin
I'll fight him on a rainy day.
[12:40] Samdak
Once you've selected your location,
your training begins.
[12:47] Samdak
But before that, let's review
the moves you've already learned.
[12:52] Hobin
Calf kick.
[12:53] Samdak
Brush up on your calf kicks and overhand hooks
to make sure they're always available to you.
[12:59] Hobin
Unlike the big taekwondo kicks, the calf kick
is more compact, so it should be useful.
[13:07] Samdak
The three essentials to fighting:
[13:09] Samdak
build, stamina, willpower.
Always keep training these.
[13:15] Hobin
When it rains,
Taehun won't be able to kick freely.
[13:20] Hobin
So I should beat him with moves
I already know, right?
[13:22] Samdak
But you still won't be able to win.
[13:25] Hobin
Stop screwing with me!
[13:27] Samdak
Even with all of these conditions met,
your chance of winning is still only 5%.
[13:32] Hobin
Then what do I do?!
[13:35] Samdak
But I know a move that raise it to 40%.
[13:40] Samdak
And that move is...
[13:42] Samdak
the tackle!
[13:44] Samdak
Ah, my sandbag.
Oh, my god. That was expensive.
[13:49] Samdak
Tackling is the move martial artists
who prefer kicking dislike the most.
[13:55] Samdak
You must practice tackling now.
SIGN Cold-Water Bath
[14:00] Samdak
Is going to the gym too difficult?
[14:02] Samdak
Is there nowhere for you to practice?
[14:04] Samdak
Don't worry. We have water.
[14:09] Hobin
This is tough.
[14:10] Samdak
Use the water resistance to train your
muscles, heart, lungs, and overall stamina.
[14:16] Hobin
A little longer.
[14:19] Hobin
So cold!
[14:20] Samdak
The tackle relies on
training your core muscles.
[14:23] Samdak
So train your core muscles
for the next month.
[14:27] Child
Daddy! That man's thingy is so small!
[14:30] Gaeul
Excuse the intrusion.
[14:32] Samdak
You don't know what the core muscles are?
[14:35] Samdak
You don't know how to train them?
[14:38] Samdak
Don't try to overthink it.
[14:40] Snapper
Where'd Hobin go
without even locking his door?
SIGN So this is Hobin's house...
SIGN So this is Hobin's house...
SIGN So this is Hobin's house...
SIGN This isn't a set?
SIGN So this is Hobin's house...
SIGN This isn't a set?
SIGN So this is Hobin's house...
SIGN This isn't a set?
SIGN So damn old-fashioned
SIGN So this is Hobin's house...
SIGN This isn't a set?
SIGN So damn old-fashioned
SIGN I hear noises from the closet
SIGN I hear noises from the closet
SIGN I hear noises from the closet
SIGN What? This is getting scary
[14:47] Snapper
Hm? What's that sound?
SIGN I hear noises from the closet
SIGN What? This is getting scary
SIGN I hear noises from the closet
SIGN What? This is getting scary
SIGN Oh no no no no no
SIGN I hear noises from the closet
SIGN What? This is getting scary
SIGN Oh no no no no no
[14:51] Samdak
Just hang off something!
SIGN Argh!
SIGN Argh!
SIGN Argh!
SIGN You scared me!
SIGN Argh!
SIGN You scared me!
SIGN Argh!
SIGN You scared me!
SIGN My heart almost stopped lol
SIGN Argh!
SIGN You scared me!
SIGN My heart almost stopped lol
[14:54] Snapper
Idiot! Don't scare me like that!
[14:57] Snapper
What are you doing in there?!
[14:59] Hobin
Core muscles... Hanging from a bar...
[15:02] Snapper
You can find bars to
hang from in the park!
SIGN He doesn't get it at all
SIGN He doesn't get it at all
SIGN He doesn't get it at all
SIGN You want a loser to train in public?
SIGN He doesn't get it at all
SIGN You want a loser to train in public?
SIGN He doesn't get it at all
SIGN You want a loser to train in public?
SIGN Yeah, that ain't happening
SIGN He doesn't get it at all
SIGN You want a loser to train in public?
SIGN Yeah, that ain't happening
[15:06] Hobin
Anyway, what do you guys want?
[15:10] Snapper
We're here to livestream this.
[15:12] Snapper
We can't just do nothing till
the day of the fight with Taehun.
[15:15] Snapper
We can't just stop
milking our viewers for cash!
[15:19] Gaeul
Hm? What might this be?
SIGN Show us the editor's face
SIGN Show us the editor's face
SIGN Show us the editor's face
SIGN Is she a cutie? Well, is she?
SIGN Show us the editor's face
SIGN Is she a cutie? Well, is she?
SIGN Show us the editor's face
SIGN Is she a cutie? Well, is she?
SIGN She's a total cutie pie, right??
SIGN Show us the editor's face
SIGN Is she a cutie? Well, is she?
SIGN She's a total cutie pie, right??
[15:23] Gaeul
A bag of trash?
[15:25] Hobin
Oh, that's...
[15:28] Samdak
Now that your chance of winning
is at 40%, let's raise it to 50%.
SIGN An alarm just went off
SIGN An alarm just went off
SIGN An alarm just went off
SIGN An alarm? At this hour?
SIGN An alarm just went off
SIGN An alarm? At this hour?
[15:36] Samdak
Train your abs!
[15:38] Snapper
Hobin! Has all of this exercise
made you go crazy?!
[15:43] Snapper
Training your abs
won't help you beat Taehun!
SIGN What's the point of doing abs training?
SIGN What's the point of doing abs training?
SIGN What's the point of doing abs training?
SIGN He wants a six-pack to get girls, right?
SIGN What's the point of doing abs training?
SIGN He wants a six-pack to get girls, right?
SIGN What's the point of doing abs training?
SIGN He wants a six-pack to get girls, right?
SIGN Learn a new move instead!
SIGN What's the point of doing abs training?
SIGN He wants a six-pack to get girls, right?
SIGN Learn a new move instead!
[15:47] Gaeul
This is the right way.
Sheesh. Darned kids these days!
SIGN There she is lolol
SIGN There she is lolol
SIGN There she is lolol
SIGN She's got a cute voice, but, uh...
SIGN There she is lolol
SIGN She's got a cute voice, but, uh...
SIGN There she is lolol
SIGN She's got a cute voice, but, uh...
SIGN Please show us your face
SIGN There she is lolol
SIGN She's got a cute voice, but, uh...
SIGN Please show us your face
[15:51] Samdak
Taekwondo's back kicks are dangerous
even if they don't catch you fully.
[15:51] Gaeul
Taekwondo's back kicks are dangerous
even if they don't catch you fully.
[15:55] Samdak
You have to build up
a body that can resist them!
[15:55] Gaeul
You have to build up
a body that can resist them!
SIGN As expected
SIGN As expected
SIGN As expected
SIGN Yup, I assumed that, too
SIGN As expected
SIGN Yup, I assumed that, too
[15:59] Samdak
And to train most effectively...
SIGN As expected
SIGN Yup, I assumed that, too
SIGN The know-it-all's here lolol
SIGN As expected
SIGN Yup, I assumed that, too
SIGN The know-it-all's here lolol
[16:01] Gaeul
I can't stand idly by.
[16:03] Gaeul
This will make it more effective!
[16:08] Hobin
Wait, Gaeul! Help!
[16:12] Snapper
Hobin, I truly...
[16:15] Snapper
...envy you right now!
SIGN °shudders°
SIGN °shudders°
SIGN °shudders°
SIGN Eek!
SIGN °shudders°
SIGN Eek!
SIGN °shudders°
SIGN Eek!
SIGN That must hurt...
SIGN °shudders°
SIGN Eek!
SIGN That must hurt...
[16:21] Student 1
Do you watch Viral Hit?
[16:23] Student 2
Of course. It's so entertaining.
Today's the day, right?
[16:27] Student 2
The day of the fight with Taehun.
[16:29] Hobin
It went by so fast.
[16:31] Hobin
I trained as instructed, but can I really win?
[16:35] Hobin
This is a pro we're talking about.
[16:37] Hobin
No, I can do it.
[16:40] Hobin
I have the advantage
against no-kick taekwondo.
[16:43] Hobin
I chose an alley near
my house as the location.
[16:46] Hobin
It's not narrow enough to stop him
from using all of his kicks, but that's fine.
[16:48] Weather Reporter
Now, let's take a look at the
weather for the week ahead.
[16:50] Hobin
Because...
[16:51] Hobin
it's gonna absolutely pour!
[16:52] Weather Reporter
We're expecting to see a lot of rain
all across the country.
[16:53] Hobin
If the ground's slippery,
Taehun won't be able to use his kicks.
[16:55] Weather Reporter
This bad weather will last a while due to
the low air pressure, so please take care.
[16:57] Hobin
God, please...
[17:00] Hobin
Please make it rain already!
[17:03] Snapper
Hey, did you see the news?
SIGN Heya
SIGN Heya
SIGN Heya
SIGN Good morning
SIGN Heya
SIGN Good morning
SIGN Heya
SIGN Good morning
SIGN Mornin'
SIGN Heya
SIGN Good morning
SIGN Mornin'
[17:07] Snapper
For two weeks running...
[17:09] Snapper
the weather forecast's
been way off.
SIGN It's been off for a while now
SIGN It's been off for a while now
SIGN It's been off for a while now
SIGN Wasn't it supposed to rain today?
SIGN It's been off for a while now
SIGN Wasn't it supposed to rain today?
[17:12] Hobin
Huh?
[17:13] Snapper
I'm relieved. Rain messes with the footage.
[17:16] Snapper
But anyway, what's this secret plan you had?
[17:20] Snapper
I can't wait to see it.
[17:22] Hobin
You're kidding, right?
SIGN Now I'm getting tense, too
SIGN Now I'm getting tense, too
SIGN Now I'm getting tense, too
SIGN Can't wait
SIGN Can't wait
SIGN Now I'm getting tense, too
[17:24] Hobin
Without rain, my plan's ruined.
[17:28] Hobin
Without rain,
there's no point in fighting there!
[17:33] Samdak
If you cannot restrict their kicks,
[17:35] Samdak
it's impossible for a regular person
to beat a taekwondo fighter.
[17:39] Hobin
Then, I...
[17:42] Hobin
I...
[17:45] Hobin
No.
[17:47] Snapper
Huh? What's wrong?
[17:49] Snapper
Hey, Hobin!
SIGN Did he seriously run away?
SIGN Did he seriously run away?
SIGN Did he seriously run away?
SIGN You're kidding, right?
SIGN Did he seriously run away?
SIGN You're kidding, right?
SIGN Did he seriously run away?
SIGN You're kidding, right?
SIGN Yup, scared. I knew it lol
SIGN Did he seriously run away?
SIGN You're kidding, right?
SIGN Yup, scared. I knew it lol
[17:52] Hobin
I can't! I quit!
[17:55] Snapper
Sorry, everyone.
Hobin just suddenly ran off.
[17:59] Snapper
Man, he's really fast, isn't he?
[18:03] Taehun
How cute.
[18:03] Snapper
Hey, where are you going?!
[18:05] Snapper
This isn't the location you chose!
[18:07] Taehun
Looks like I'm finally gonna become rich.
[18:07] Snapper
Hey, uh, what are you doing?
[18:10] Snapper
Did your desperation make you go insane?!
[18:12] Taehun
What should I spend my money on?
[18:24] Hobin
How to Fight, Lesson 1:
[18:26] Hobin
"Get the opponent worked up."
[18:34] Taehun
Hey...
[18:35] Taehun
What are you doing?
[18:38] Hobin
How to Fight, Lesson 3:
[18:41] Hobin
"How to beat a taekwondo fighter."
[18:44] Hobin
Take away their kicks.
[18:46] Hobin
If it doesn't rain naturally, make it rain.
[18:52] Hobin
Don't forget to like, subscribe,
[18:55] Hobin
and hit that notification button.
[18:57] Hobin
Without his kicks...
[19:00] Hobin
I can beat him!
[19:04] Taehun
Now, why would you think
that I only use kicks?
[19:07] Hobin
The winner of numerous
taekwondo tournaments,
SIGN World Taekwondo
Foundation
[19:11] Hobin
and a former pro MMA fighter
in the Max Fighting Championship...
[19:16] Taehun
This is a fight, right?
[19:19] Hobin
the "Striking Martial Artist": Taehun Seong.
[19:22] Hobin
What was that just now?
My vision just went all white.
SIGN Hey, Hobin!
SIGN Hey, Hobin!
SIGN Hey, Hobin!
SIGN Snap out of it
SIGN Hey, Hobin!
SIGN Snap out of it
SIGN Hey, Hobin!
SIGN Snap out of it
SIGN Whoa, his punch was too fast
SIGN Hey, Hobin!
SIGN Snap out of it
SIGN Whoa, his punch was too fast
SIGN Hey, Hobin!
SIGN Snap out of it
SIGN Whoa, his punch was too fast
SIGN I thought Taehun practiced taekwondo
SIGN Hey, Hobin!
SIGN Snap out of it
SIGN Whoa, his punch was too fast
SIGN I thought Taehun practiced taekwondo
SIGN Whoa, his punch was too fast
SIGN I thought Taehun practiced taekwondo
SIGN So he's not just about taekwondo lol
SIGN Snap out of it
SIGN Whoa, his punch was too fast
SIGN I thought Taehun practiced taekwondo
SIGN So he's not just about taekwondo lol
SIGN Whoa, his punch was too fast
SIGN I thought Taehun practiced taekwondo
SIGN So he's not just about taekwondo lol
SIGN Well, he's an MMA fighter, after all
SIGN I thought Taehun practiced taekwondo
SIGN So he's not just about taekwondo lol
SIGN Well, he's an MMA fighter, after all
[19:27] Taehun
I was looking forward to this.
Don't tell me that's all you had.
[19:33] Hobin
Did he punch me?
[19:36] Snapper
Hey, c'mon, Hobin.
That's not the whole plan, is it?
SIGN I knew this would happen lolol
SIGN I knew this would happen lolol
SIGN I knew this would happen lolol
SIGN The bigger idiot is the one
SIGN who challenged
a pro!
SIGN I knew this would happen lolol
SIGN The bigger idiot is the one
SIGN who challenged
a pro!
[19:40] Snapper
You didn't spend a month
prepping just for that, right?
SIGN I knew this would happen lolol
SIGN The bigger idiot is the one
SIGN who challenged
a pro!
SIGN A month of prep and then this
SIGN I knew this would happen lolol
SIGN The bigger idiot is the one
SIGN who challenged
a pro!
SIGN A month of prep and then this
[19:43] Snapper
Did ya think you'd win just by spraying
water around to make it hard to kick?
SIGN You thought unsure footing
SIGN would let you win?
SIGN You thought unsure footing
SIGN would let you win?
SIGN You thought unsure footing
SIGN would let you win?
SIGN Some say he's naive, some say he's an idiot...
SIGN You thought unsure footing
SIGN would let you win?
SIGN Some say he's naive, some say he's an idiot...
SIGN You thought unsure footing
SIGN would let you win?
SIGN Some say he's naive, some say he's an idiot...
SIGN That's what you get for underestimating a pro
SIGN You thought unsure footing
SIGN would let you win?
SIGN Some say he's naive, some say he's an idiot...
SIGN That's what you get for underestimating a pro
[19:48] Hobin
Ah, I'm all dizzy.
This is nothing like facing Pakgo.
SIGN Look who's "slipping" now lololol
SIGN Look who's "slipping" now lololol
[19:54] Taehun
So now what?
SIGN Good question lololol
SIGN Good question lololol
SIGN Good question lololol
SIGN That means his calf kick, too...
SIGN Good question lololol
SIGN That means his calf kick, too...
[19:58] Hobin
This! Calf kick!
[20:03] Hobin
Yes.
[20:06] Hobin
This is all of it.
SIGN Seriously? lolol
SIGN Seriously? lolol
SIGN Seriously? lolol
SIGN Wasn't that awesome?
SIGN Seriously? lolol
SIGN Wasn't that awesome?
SIGN Seriously? lolol
SIGN Wasn't that awesome?
SIGN How come he didn't slip?
SIGN Seriously? lolol
SIGN Wasn't that awesome?
SIGN How come he didn't slip?
SIGN I know why
SIGN I know why
SIGN I know why
SIGN Hobin's wearing water shoes!
SIGN I know why
SIGN Hobin's wearing water shoes!
[20:14] Hobin
These water shoes won't slip at all,
even when in water.
[20:19] Hobin
This is what popular kids wear
to the beach and water parks, right?
[20:24] Hobin
They make me feel cool, too.
[20:27] (Flashback) Kid
Daddy, that guy's wearing shoes in the bath.
[20:31] Hobin
These will stop me from slipping.
[20:33] Hobin
They're stylish, too,
so they make me feel great.
[20:36] (Flashback) Hobin
I'll buy a pair that matches my uniform.
SIGN Unisex Popular Water Shoes
SIGN Sale Price
SIGN Yen
SIGN Limited coupon available
SIGN Download
SIGN Discount amount
SIGN Yen
[20:38] Hobin
With these, I'll be the only one not slipping.
SIGN He wore water shoes all day? That's good prep
SIGN He wore water shoes all day? That's good prep
[20:43] Hobin
In all honesty, I'm hurting
and I want to give up, but...
SIGN He wore water shoes all day? That's good prep
SIGN Please don't die, Hobin!
SIGN He wore water shoes all day? That's good prep
SIGN Please don't die, Hobin!
SIGN He wore water shoes all day? That's good prep
SIGN Please don't die, Hobin!
SIGN If you fall now, how will you
SIGN keep your promise to your viewers?
SIGN He wore water shoes all day? That's good prep
SIGN Please don't die, Hobin!
SIGN If you fall now, how will you
SIGN keep your promise to your viewers?
SIGN He wore water shoes all day? That's good prep
SIGN Please don't die, Hobin!
SIGN If you fall now, how will you
SIGN keep your promise to your viewers?
SIGN Don't give up!
SIGN He wore water shoes all day? That's good prep
SIGN Please don't die, Hobin!
SIGN If you fall now, how will you
SIGN keep your promise to your viewers?
SIGN Don't give up!
[20:47] Snapper
Three minutes.
[20:49] Hobin
I have to hold on for three minutes
so we can insert ads.
SIGN Next episode: "Hobin Dies"
SIGN Next episode: "Hobin Dies"
SIGN Next episode: "Hobin Dies"
SIGN Always so practical lol
SIGN Next episode: "Hobin Dies"
SIGN Always so practical lol
SIGN Next episode: "Hobin Dies"
SIGN Always so practical lol
SIGN Three minutes sounds easy. Go for it!
SIGN Next episode: "Hobin Dies"
SIGN Always so practical lol
SIGN Three minutes sounds easy. Go for it!
[20:58] Hobin
The water's supposed to make him slip.
[21:00] Gaeul
Pros really are on another level.
[21:02] Taehun
It's the first time you've
used it in a fight, isn't it?
[21:05] Samdak
Run away immediately.
[21:07] Snapper
I thought you wanted to make money!
[21:10] Munseong
Right now, it's best if you don't watch.
[21:13] Taehun
You're lucky.
[21:15] Taehun
If that had been my right leg, you'd be dead.
[21:18] Snapper
Is money really that important?
Why would you go this far?!
[21:22] Hobin
This isn't about money.
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