E7 - Special Training Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:04] Snapper     This girl is the "old man" we were talking to? SIGN    New stream! Viral Hit channel begins [00:07] Gaeul     Don't look so astonished. [00:09] Snapper     Today, let's talk about     the devil of Gangbuk High. [00:12] Gaeul     "Taekwondo's useless in a real fight." [00:15] Gaeul     That's the opinion of a total amateur! [00:17] Hobin     This isn't some regular thug. [00:19] Hobin     He's a pro fighter! [00:22] Taehun     You're "Viral Hit," right? [00:25] Hobin     The real reason people call him      the devil is because... [00:28] Hobin     he takes your friends hostage. [00:31] Taehun     Gimme your NewTubu. SIGN    Viral Hit SIGN    Viral Hit SIGN    Episode 7 SIGN    Episode 7 SIGN    Episode 7 SIGN    Special     Training [02:07] Taehun     Hey... [02:09] Taehun     You got 100 yen? [02:12] Hobin     Huh? What does this guy want? [02:15] Taehun     I guess not. [02:17] Hobin     He beats people up     for such minor reasons? [02:20] Gaeul     That looks painful. [02:22] Hobin     Does he think humans     are toys or something? [02:26] Hobin     That's no reason to hurt someone. [02:30] Taehun     Gimme your NewTubu. C'mon, give it. [02:33] Snapper     No. We've put so much work into it. [02:38] Hobin     This is wrong. [02:41] Hobin     Uh, let's stop the violence     and talk this over— [02:44] Taehun     Didn't you hear me? [02:46] Taehun     I said to hand over your NewTubu. [02:49] Hobin     What's with this guy's overbearing aura? [02:52] Hobin     I won't even be able to hurt him.     He'd just clobber me. [02:56] Hobin     Taehun, was it? [02:58] Hobin     He feels so far away. [03:01] Taehun     Well? [03:04] Hobin     "How to Fight and Beat a Regular Person." [03:08] Hobin     Calf kick! [03:11] Hobin     Won't work. [03:14] Hobin     Overhand hook! [03:17] Hobin     That won't work, either. [03:20] Hobin     Conclusion: I lose. [03:23] Hobin     All right, take it. [03:25] Hobin     I don't want him to beat me up. [03:28] Taehun     You're giving it to me? [03:29] Hobin     He fills people's hearts     with powerlessness and shame [03:33] Hobin     by beating up their friends     while they stand by, huh? [03:35] Gaeul     What did he just say? [03:37] Snapper     Hobin, you... [03:40] Taehun     Huh. [03:42] Taehun     What are you thinking? [03:46] Hobin     If I give you my NewTubu... [03:49] Hobin     ...you won't hit us anymore, right? [03:51] Hobin     Your attacks do zilch against someone who     lacks shame and is immune to powerlessness. [03:58] Hobin     The sunset's so beautiful. Don't you think? [04:02] Hobin     We took Snapper to the hospital. [04:04] Hobin     He had cracked ribs from     just that one back kick. [04:08] Hobin     You're angry, aren't you? [04:11] Hobin     But it was the only way. [04:14] Hobin     If I hadn't said I'd hand it over, a few     broken ribs would've been just the start. [04:19] Hobin     We should stay away from      psychopaths like him. [04:22] Hobin     Let's leave it to the police. [04:24] Snapper     But I still can't accept it. [04:27] Hobin     Huh? [04:28] Snapper     I didn't want to give up our NewTubu,      even if I got beat up. [04:35] Snapper     In all honesty, when you went     toe to toe with Pakgo, I was inspired. [04:42] Snapper     Even a weakling can     manufacture a miracle. [04:45] Snapper     Even a person like me is     allowed to show courage. [04:48] Snapper     That's what you made me feel. [04:50] Snapper     But what are you saying now? [04:53] Snapper     Calling the police isn't the same. [04:57] Snapper     Don't you have any pride? [05:01] Hobin     Nope. [05:02] Snapper     Huh? [05:03] Hobin     Does having pride put food on the table? [05:06] Hobin     You want me to fight that      monster to defend my pride? [05:10] Hobin     Pakgo is just a thug. Taehun's a pro. [05:15] Hobin     To be honest, I'm scared. [05:17] Hobin     An opponent who can nullify all of     the moves I worked so hard to learn... [05:23] Hobin     I'm scared. I don't want to get hurt. [05:26] Hobin     Is it wrong to be scared? [05:28] Hobin     What am I supposed to do against a pro? [05:32] Hobin     Anyway, I'm sorry. [05:36] Snapper     Fine. Do what you want. [05:43] Gaeul     Snapper, how're ya feeling? [05:47] Snapper     Gaeul? [05:49] Gaeul     Leaving already, Hobin? [05:51] Hobin     Yeah. Take care of Snapper for me. SIGN    Name SIGN    Jihyeok Wu SIGN    Age SIGN    Sex SIGN    Male SIGN    Physician SIGN    Sabu Kim SIGN    Nurse SIGN    Dongju Kang [05:55] Gaeul     You still in pain? [05:57] Snapper     Ah, this is nothing. [06:00] Gaeul     I'm glad to see all's well. [06:02] Snapper     If I was in a better condition,     I could've beat up Taehun myself. [06:06] Snapper     He lucked out today. [06:08] Gaeul     Sure, sure. Enough joking around. [06:12] Gaeul     I'm sure you're bored, so we can chat— [06:13] Snapper     Hey, listen. [06:16] Snapper     I'm sorry, but can I get some alone time? [06:19] Snapper     I'm just really tired. [06:21] Gaeul     Oh. Yes, of course. [06:26] Gaeul     Uh, well, take care. [06:28] Snapper     Yeah, you take care, too. [06:36] Snapper     Damn it. [06:37] Snapper     I-I wanted to show off in front of her. [06:42] Snapper     But she saw how pitifully weak I am.     She knows I'm a loser now. [06:48] Snapper     It's so embarrassing. [07:17] Man 1     I lost again. [07:19] Man 1     Who is this taekwondo guy? [07:22] Man 2     Keep your voice down. It's Taehun Seong. [07:25] Man 1     Seriously? Did he hear me? [07:26] Man 2     Let's wrap this up and get outta here. [07:29] Hobin     Um... [07:31] Hobin     May I use that machine? [07:34] Man 1     Taehun uses taekwondo in video games, too? [07:37] Man 2     It's like he regrets quitting. [07:39] Man 1     Don't you know? They say     he didn't really get fired. He— [07:44] Man 2     Wait, look. [07:45] Man 1     Huh? [07:46] Man 2     Taehun lost? [07:48] Man 1     A perfect game, too? What's going on? [07:52] Hobin     Not that impressive after all. [07:55] Hobin     Taekwondo. SIGN    How to Fight     Lesson 1 [07:57] Hobin     How to Fight, Lesson 1:     "Get the opponent worked up." SIGN    Get the opponent worked up [08:02] Taehun     Hey. [08:03] Taehun     Are you messing with me? [08:06] Hobin     I'm scared to death. [08:08] Hobin     I came to give you      my NewTubu channel. SIGN    You ready? SIGN    You ready? SIGN    You ready? SIGN    OK SIGN    You ready? SIGN    OK SIGN    You ready? SIGN    OK SIGN    Yessir! SIGN    You ready? SIGN    OK SIGN    Yessir! [08:14] Taehun     Oh, really? Then, let's start right away— [08:17] Hobin     But not right now. [08:19] Hobin     You want my NewTubu channel, right? [08:21] Hobin     It's yours if you beat me      one month from now. SIGN    Taehun, you coward! SIGN    Taehun, you coward! SIGN    Taehun, you coward! SIGN    We're watching! SIGN    Taehun, you coward! SIGN    We're watching! SIGN    Taehun, you coward! SIGN    We're watching! SIGN    We're watching! SIGN    I was so scared, I'm using SIGN    Taehun, you coward! SIGN    We're watching! SIGN    We're watching! SIGN    I was so scared, I'm using SIGN    my little sister's account. Idiots! [08:24] Hobin     Mom, what am I doing? I... [08:28] Hobin     I'm challenging a pro to a brawl. [08:31] Hobin     You can have my friends     and my subscribers, too. SIGN    Us, too? Why?! SIGN    Us, too? Why?! SIGN    Us, too? Why?! SIGN    No way! I'm scared! SIGN    Us, too? Why?! SIGN    No way! I'm scared! SIGN    Us, too? Why?! SIGN    No way! I'm scared! SIGN    Hey, Hobin! You're going way too far! SIGN    Us, too? Why?! SIGN    No way! I'm scared! SIGN    Hey, Hobin! You're going way too far! SIGN    Did he just laugh? SIGN    Did he just laugh? SIGN    Did he just laugh? SIGN    What's that laugh about? SIGN    Did he just laugh? SIGN    What's that laugh about? SIGN    Did he just laugh? SIGN    What's that laugh about? SIGN    Eek! SIGN    Did he just laugh? SIGN    What's that laugh about? SIGN    Eek! [08:39] Taehun     What if I told you     to hand it over now? SIGN    Scary as hell SIGN    Scary as hell SIGN    Scary as hell SIGN    Never too late to apologize SIGN    Scary as hell SIGN    Never too late to apologize SIGN    Scary as hell SIGN    Never too late to apologize SIGN    This guy's serious SIGN    Scary as hell SIGN    Never too late to apologize SIGN    This guy's serious [08:42] Hobin     Why would you? [08:44] Hobin     Are you scared I'd beat you     if I had a month to prepare? [08:51] Taehun     Fine. [08:54] Taehun     Let me know when you've     decided the time and place. [08:58] Hobin     I just wet myself a little. [09:00] Hobin     And that's how it went. [09:03] Hobin     I ended up paying the     repair fee on the machine. [09:07] Gaeul     Dagnabbit! What were you thinking?! [09:09] Gaeul     I'm gonna be so darn worried about you now! [09:12] Snapper     Hey, calm down! [09:14] Gaeul     If Hobin loses, I'll clobber that guy myself! [09:18] Gaeul     He'll get a taste of my special calf kick! [09:22] Snapper     But why, though? [09:24] Snapper     I thought you said you weren't going to     fight Taehun so you wouldn't get hurt. [09:29] Hobin     It's because I know that feeling. [09:32] Snapper     Huh? [09:34] Hobin     I'm heading off now. [09:35] Gaeul     Hey, wait, Hobin!     I was gonna show you my kicks— [09:38] Hobin     I'll be pretty busy preparing. [09:43] Hobin     A month goes by a lot faster than you think. [09:50] Samdak     How to Fight: Lesson 3! SIGN    How to Fight SIGN    Lesson 3 [09:53] Samdak     Today, we will be using an aid. [09:55] Samdak     Please find an unused power strip. [09:59] Samdak     The brawling technique     you will learn today is: SIGN    How to Beat a      Taekwondo Fighter     in a Fight as a     Regular Person [10:03] Samdak     "How to beat a taekwondo fighter     in a fight as a regular person!" [10:08] Hobin     I have faith in this. The reason... [10:12] Hobin     is because I've tasted the joy of victory. SIGN    Viral Hit SIGN    Viral Hit SIGN    Viral Hit [10:26] Samdak     How to Fight: Lesson 2!     "How to fight and beat a regular person." [10:30] Samdak     Did you manage to do the low kick     and overhand hook effectively? [10:35] Samdak     Then we will dive into Lesson 3. [10:38] Samdak     "How to beat a taekwondo fighter     in a fight as a regular person!" [10:41] Samdak     The answer is simple. [10:44] Samdak     It's totally impossible! [10:46] Hobin     What?! [10:47] Samdak     Use your common sense. There's no way     a regular person can beat a pro. [10:53] Hobin     That won't do! [10:55] Samdak     Damn it! The best course     of action is to give up. [10:59] Hobin     Master! Please find an exception! [11:02] Samdak     Death awaits all who are on the     receiving end of the taekwondo back kick. [11:08] Samdak     You die. [11:09] Hobin     Why would you scare me like that?! [11:12] Samdak     Taekwondo boasts smooth footwork     and powerful kicks. [11:16] Samdak     A regular person has no chance at all. [11:20] Hobin     I've never heard the master speak like this. [11:23] Hobin     Is it really impossible for a     regular person to beat a pro, after all? [11:28] Hobin     Is there really no way? [11:30] Hobin     I have to beat Taehun.     Otherwise, my NewTubu will be... [11:34] Samdak     But what if this were a      brawl outside the ring? [11:40] Samdak     Did you forget already? [11:43] Samdak     I'm teaching you how to fight,     not how to do martial arts. [11:49] Hobin     Stop with the playing-coy routine! [11:52] Samdak     Beating taekwondo with its smooth footwork     and powerful kicks in a street fight is simple. [12:00] Samdak     You make it so they can't use their feet. [12:04] Samdak     Control the environment. [12:06] Samdak     Outside of the ring,     do you think it's possible to employ [12:10] Samdak     taekwondo footwork and kicks     on a slippery, dangerous surface? [12:14] Samdak     Every martial art has     environment-based restrictions. [12:18] Samdak     And taekwondo is no exception. [12:21] Samdak     Fight them someplace     where they can't use their feet. [12:28] Hobin     Control the environment? [12:30] Hobin     A restrictive environment with     unsure footing or someplace slippery. [12:36] Hobin     I know! In a month's time... [12:38] Hobin     I'll fight him on a rainy day. [12:40] Samdak     Once you've selected your location,     your training begins. [12:47] Samdak     But before that, let's review     the moves you've already learned. [12:52] Hobin     Calf kick. [12:53] Samdak     Brush up on your calf kicks and overhand hooks     to make sure they're always available to you. [12:59] Hobin     Unlike the big taekwondo kicks, the calf kick     is more compact, so it should be useful. [13:07] Samdak     The three essentials to fighting: [13:09] Samdak     build, stamina, willpower.     Always keep training these. [13:15] Hobin     When it rains,     Taehun won't be able to kick freely. [13:20] Hobin     So I should beat him with moves     I already know, right? [13:22] Samdak     But you still won't be able to win. [13:25] Hobin     Stop screwing with me! [13:27] Samdak     Even with all of these conditions met,     your chance of winning is still only 5%. [13:32] Hobin     Then what do I do?! [13:35] Samdak     But I know a move that raise it to 40%. [13:40] Samdak     And that move is... [13:42] Samdak     the tackle! [13:44] Samdak     Ah, my sandbag.     Oh, my god. That was expensive. [13:49] Samdak     Tackling is the move martial artists     who prefer kicking dislike the most. [13:55] Samdak     You must practice tackling now. SIGN    Cold-Water Bath [14:00] Samdak     Is going to the gym too difficult? [14:02] Samdak     Is there nowhere for you to practice? [14:04] Samdak     Don't worry. We have water. [14:09] Hobin     This is tough. [14:10] Samdak     Use the water resistance to train your     muscles, heart, lungs, and overall stamina. [14:16] Hobin     A little longer. [14:19] Hobin     So cold! [14:20] Samdak     The tackle relies on     training your core muscles. [14:23] Samdak     So train your core muscles     for the next month. [14:27] Child     Daddy! That man's thingy is so small! [14:30] Gaeul     Excuse the intrusion. [14:32] Samdak     You don't know what the core muscles are? [14:35] Samdak     You don't know how to train them? [14:38] Samdak     Don't try to overthink it. [14:40] Snapper     Where'd Hobin go     without even locking his door? SIGN    So this is Hobin's house... SIGN    So this is Hobin's house... SIGN    So this is Hobin's house... SIGN    This isn't a set? SIGN    So this is Hobin's house... SIGN    This isn't a set? SIGN    So this is Hobin's house... SIGN    This isn't a set? SIGN    So damn old-fashioned SIGN    So this is Hobin's house... SIGN    This isn't a set? SIGN    So damn old-fashioned SIGN    I hear noises from the closet SIGN    I hear noises from the closet SIGN    I hear noises from the closet SIGN    What? This is getting scary [14:47] Snapper     Hm? What's that sound? SIGN    I hear noises from the closet SIGN    What? This is getting scary SIGN    I hear noises from the closet SIGN    What? This is getting scary SIGN    Oh no no no no no SIGN    I hear noises from the closet SIGN    What? This is getting scary SIGN    Oh no no no no no [14:51] Samdak     Just hang off something! SIGN    Argh! SIGN    Argh! SIGN    Argh! SIGN    You scared me! SIGN    Argh! SIGN    You scared me! SIGN    Argh! SIGN    You scared me! SIGN    My heart almost stopped lol SIGN    Argh! SIGN    You scared me! SIGN    My heart almost stopped lol [14:54] Snapper     Idiot! Don't scare me like that! [14:57] Snapper     What are you doing in there?! [14:59] Hobin     Core muscles... Hanging from a bar... [15:02] Snapper     You can find bars to     hang from in the park! SIGN    He doesn't get it at all SIGN    He doesn't get it at all SIGN    He doesn't get it at all SIGN    You want a loser to train in public? SIGN    He doesn't get it at all SIGN    You want a loser to train in public? SIGN    He doesn't get it at all SIGN    You want a loser to train in public? SIGN    Yeah, that ain't happening SIGN    He doesn't get it at all SIGN    You want a loser to train in public? SIGN    Yeah, that ain't happening [15:06] Hobin     Anyway, what do you guys want? [15:10] Snapper     We're here to livestream this. [15:12] Snapper     We can't just do nothing till     the day of the fight with Taehun. [15:15] Snapper     We can't just stop     milking our viewers for cash! [15:19] Gaeul     Hm? What might this be? SIGN    Show us the editor's face SIGN    Show us the editor's face SIGN    Show us the editor's face SIGN    Is she a cutie? Well, is she? SIGN    Show us the editor's face SIGN    Is she a cutie? Well, is she? SIGN    Show us the editor's face SIGN    Is she a cutie? Well, is she? SIGN    She's a total cutie pie, right?? SIGN    Show us the editor's face SIGN    Is she a cutie? Well, is she? SIGN    She's a total cutie pie, right?? [15:23] Gaeul     A bag of trash? [15:25] Hobin     Oh, that's... [15:28] Samdak     Now that your chance of winning     is at 40%, let's raise it to 50%. SIGN    An alarm just went off SIGN    An alarm just went off SIGN    An alarm just went off SIGN    An alarm? At this hour? SIGN    An alarm just went off SIGN    An alarm? At this hour? [15:36] Samdak     Train your abs! [15:38] Snapper     Hobin! Has all of this exercise     made you go crazy?! [15:43] Snapper     Training your abs     won't help you beat Taehun! SIGN    What's the point of doing abs training? SIGN    What's the point of doing abs training? SIGN    What's the point of doing abs training? SIGN    He wants a six-pack to get girls, right? SIGN    What's the point of doing abs training? SIGN    He wants a six-pack to get girls, right? SIGN    What's the point of doing abs training? SIGN    He wants a six-pack to get girls, right? SIGN    Learn a new move instead! SIGN    What's the point of doing abs training? SIGN    He wants a six-pack to get girls, right? SIGN    Learn a new move instead! [15:47] Gaeul     This is the right way.     Sheesh. Darned kids these days! SIGN    There she is lolol SIGN    There she is lolol SIGN    There she is lolol SIGN    She's got a cute voice, but, uh... SIGN    There she is lolol SIGN    She's got a cute voice, but, uh... SIGN    There she is lolol SIGN    She's got a cute voice, but, uh... SIGN    Please show us your face SIGN    There she is lolol SIGN    She's got a cute voice, but, uh... SIGN    Please show us your face [15:51] Samdak     Taekwondo's back kicks are dangerous     even if they don't catch you fully. [15:51] Gaeul     Taekwondo's back kicks are dangerous     even if they don't catch you fully. [15:55] Samdak     You have to build up     a body that can resist them! [15:55] Gaeul     You have to build up     a body that can resist them! SIGN    As expected SIGN    As expected SIGN    As expected SIGN    Yup, I assumed that, too SIGN    As expected SIGN    Yup, I assumed that, too [15:59] Samdak     And to train most effectively... SIGN    As expected SIGN    Yup, I assumed that, too SIGN    The know-it-all's here lolol SIGN    As expected SIGN    Yup, I assumed that, too SIGN    The know-it-all's here lolol [16:01] Gaeul     I can't stand idly by. [16:03] Gaeul     This will make it more effective! [16:08] Hobin     Wait, Gaeul! Help! [16:12] Snapper     Hobin, I truly... [16:15] Snapper     ...envy you right now! SIGN    °shudders° SIGN    °shudders° SIGN    °shudders° SIGN    Eek! SIGN    °shudders° SIGN    Eek! SIGN    °shudders° SIGN    Eek! SIGN    That must hurt... SIGN    °shudders° SIGN    Eek! SIGN    That must hurt... [16:21] Student 1     Do you watch Viral Hit? [16:23] Student 2     Of course. It's so entertaining.     Today's the day, right? [16:27] Student 2     The day of the fight with Taehun. [16:29] Hobin     It went by so fast. [16:31] Hobin     I trained as instructed, but can I really win? [16:35] Hobin     This is a pro we're talking about. [16:37] Hobin     No, I can do it. [16:40] Hobin     I have the advantage     against no-kick taekwondo. [16:43] Hobin     I chose an alley near     my house as the location. [16:46] Hobin     It's not narrow enough to stop him     from using all of his kicks, but that's fine. [16:48] Weather Reporter     Now, let's take a look at the     weather for the week ahead. [16:50] Hobin     Because... [16:51] Hobin     it's gonna absolutely pour! [16:52] Weather Reporter     We're expecting to see a lot of rain     all across the country. [16:53] Hobin     If the ground's slippery,     Taehun won't be able to use his kicks. [16:55] Weather Reporter     This bad weather will last a while due to     the low air pressure, so please take care. [16:57] Hobin     God, please... [17:00] Hobin     Please make it rain already! [17:03] Snapper     Hey, did you see the news? SIGN    Heya SIGN    Heya SIGN    Heya SIGN    Good morning SIGN    Heya SIGN    Good morning SIGN    Heya SIGN    Good morning SIGN    Mornin' SIGN    Heya SIGN    Good morning SIGN    Mornin' [17:07] Snapper     For two weeks running... [17:09] Snapper     the weather forecast's      been way off. SIGN    It's been off for a while now SIGN    It's been off for a while now SIGN    It's been off for a while now SIGN    Wasn't it supposed to rain today? SIGN    It's been off for a while now SIGN    Wasn't it supposed to rain today? [17:12] Hobin     Huh? [17:13] Snapper     I'm relieved. Rain messes with the footage. [17:16] Snapper     But anyway, what's this secret plan you had? [17:20] Snapper     I can't wait to see it. [17:22] Hobin     You're kidding, right? SIGN    Now I'm getting tense, too SIGN    Now I'm getting tense, too SIGN    Now I'm getting tense, too SIGN    Can't wait SIGN    Can't wait SIGN    Now I'm getting tense, too [17:24] Hobin     Without rain, my plan's ruined. [17:28] Hobin     Without rain,     there's no point in fighting there! [17:33] Samdak     If you cannot restrict their kicks, [17:35] Samdak     it's impossible for a regular person     to beat a taekwondo fighter. [17:39] Hobin     Then, I... [17:42] Hobin     I... [17:45] Hobin     No. [17:47] Snapper     Huh? What's wrong? [17:49] Snapper     Hey, Hobin! SIGN    Did he seriously run away? SIGN    Did he seriously run away? SIGN    Did he seriously run away? SIGN    You're kidding, right? SIGN    Did he seriously run away? SIGN    You're kidding, right? SIGN    Did he seriously run away? SIGN    You're kidding, right? SIGN    Yup, scared. I knew it lol SIGN    Did he seriously run away? SIGN    You're kidding, right? SIGN    Yup, scared. I knew it lol [17:52] Hobin     I can't! I quit! [17:55] Snapper     Sorry, everyone.     Hobin just suddenly ran off. [17:59] Snapper     Man, he's really fast, isn't he? [18:03] Taehun     How cute. [18:03] Snapper     Hey, where are you going?! [18:05] Snapper     This isn't the location you chose! [18:07] Taehun     Looks like I'm finally gonna become rich. [18:07] Snapper     Hey, uh, what are you doing? [18:10] Snapper     Did your desperation make you go insane?! [18:12] Taehun     What should I spend my money on? [18:24] Hobin     How to Fight, Lesson 1: [18:26] Hobin     "Get the opponent worked up." [18:34] Taehun     Hey... [18:35] Taehun     What are you doing? [18:38] Hobin     How to Fight, Lesson 3: [18:41] Hobin     "How to beat a taekwondo fighter." [18:44] Hobin     Take away their kicks. [18:46] Hobin     If it doesn't rain naturally, make it rain. [18:52] Hobin     Don't forget to like, subscribe, [18:55] Hobin     and hit that notification button. [18:57] Hobin     Without his kicks... [19:00] Hobin     I can beat him! [19:04] Taehun     Now, why would you think     that I only use kicks? [19:07] Hobin     The winner of numerous     taekwondo tournaments, SIGN    World Taekwondo      Foundation [19:11] Hobin     and a former pro MMA fighter     in the Max Fighting Championship... [19:16] Taehun     This is a fight, right? [19:19] Hobin     the "Striking Martial Artist": Taehun Seong. [19:22] Hobin     What was that just now?     My vision just went all white. SIGN    Hey, Hobin! SIGN    Hey, Hobin! SIGN    Hey, Hobin! SIGN    Snap out of it SIGN    Hey, Hobin! SIGN    Snap out of it SIGN    Hey, Hobin! SIGN    Snap out of it SIGN    Whoa, his punch was too fast SIGN    Hey, Hobin! SIGN    Snap out of it SIGN    Whoa, his punch was too fast SIGN    Hey, Hobin! SIGN    Snap out of it SIGN    Whoa, his punch was too fast SIGN    I thought Taehun practiced taekwondo SIGN    Hey, Hobin! SIGN    Snap out of it SIGN    Whoa, his punch was too fast SIGN    I thought Taehun practiced taekwondo SIGN    Whoa, his punch was too fast SIGN    I thought Taehun practiced taekwondo SIGN    So he's not just about taekwondo lol SIGN    Snap out of it SIGN    Whoa, his punch was too fast SIGN    I thought Taehun practiced taekwondo SIGN    So he's not just about taekwondo lol SIGN    Whoa, his punch was too fast SIGN    I thought Taehun practiced taekwondo SIGN    So he's not just about taekwondo lol SIGN    Well, he's an MMA fighter, after all SIGN    I thought Taehun practiced taekwondo SIGN    So he's not just about taekwondo lol SIGN    Well, he's an MMA fighter, after all [19:27] Taehun     I was looking forward to this.     Don't tell me that's all you had. [19:33] Hobin     Did he punch me? [19:36] Snapper     Hey, c'mon, Hobin.     That's not the whole plan, is it? SIGN    I knew this would happen lolol SIGN    I knew this would happen lolol SIGN    I knew this would happen lolol SIGN    The bigger idiot is the one SIGN    who challenged     a pro! SIGN    I knew this would happen lolol SIGN    The bigger idiot is the one SIGN    who challenged     a pro! [19:40] Snapper     You didn't spend a month     prepping just for that, right? SIGN    I knew this would happen lolol SIGN    The bigger idiot is the one SIGN    who challenged     a pro! SIGN    A month of prep and then this SIGN    I knew this would happen lolol SIGN    The bigger idiot is the one SIGN    who challenged     a pro! SIGN    A month of prep and then this [19:43] Snapper     Did ya think you'd win just by spraying     water around to make it hard to kick? SIGN    You thought unsure footing SIGN    would let you win? SIGN    You thought unsure footing SIGN    would let you win? SIGN    You thought unsure footing SIGN    would let you win? SIGN    Some say he's naive, some say he's an idiot... SIGN    You thought unsure footing SIGN    would let you win? SIGN    Some say he's naive, some say he's an idiot... SIGN    You thought unsure footing SIGN    would let you win? SIGN    Some say he's naive, some say he's an idiot... SIGN    That's what you get for underestimating a pro SIGN    You thought unsure footing SIGN    would let you win? SIGN    Some say he's naive, some say he's an idiot... SIGN    That's what you get for underestimating a pro [19:48] Hobin     Ah, I'm all dizzy.     This is nothing like facing Pakgo. SIGN    Look who's "slipping" now lololol SIGN    Look who's "slipping" now lololol [19:54] Taehun     So now what? SIGN    Good question lololol SIGN    Good question lololol SIGN    Good question lololol SIGN    That means his calf kick, too... SIGN    Good question lololol SIGN    That means his calf kick, too... [19:58] Hobin     This! Calf kick! [20:03] Hobin     Yes. [20:06] Hobin     This is all of it. SIGN    Seriously? lolol SIGN    Seriously? lolol SIGN    Seriously? lolol SIGN    Wasn't that awesome? SIGN    Seriously? lolol SIGN    Wasn't that awesome? SIGN    Seriously? lolol SIGN    Wasn't that awesome? SIGN    How come he didn't slip? SIGN    Seriously? lolol SIGN    Wasn't that awesome? SIGN    How come he didn't slip? SIGN    I know why SIGN    I know why SIGN    I know why SIGN    Hobin's wearing water shoes! SIGN    I know why SIGN    Hobin's wearing water shoes! [20:14] Hobin     These water shoes won't slip at all,     even when in water. [20:19] Hobin     This is what popular kids wear     to the beach and water parks, right? [20:24] Hobin     They make me feel cool, too. [20:27] (Flashback) Kid     Daddy, that guy's wearing shoes in the bath. [20:31] Hobin     These will stop me from slipping. [20:33] Hobin     They're stylish, too,     so they make me feel great. [20:36] (Flashback) Hobin     I'll buy a pair that matches my uniform. SIGN    Unisex Popular Water Shoes SIGN    Sale Price SIGN    Yen SIGN    Limited coupon available SIGN    Download SIGN    Discount amount SIGN    Yen [20:38] Hobin     With these, I'll be the only one not slipping. SIGN    He wore water shoes all day? That's good prep SIGN    He wore water shoes all day? That's good prep [20:43] Hobin     In all honesty, I'm hurting     and I want to give up, but... SIGN    He wore water shoes all day? That's good prep SIGN    Please don't die, Hobin! SIGN    He wore water shoes all day? That's good prep SIGN    Please don't die, Hobin! SIGN    He wore water shoes all day? That's good prep SIGN    Please don't die, Hobin! SIGN    If you fall now, how will you SIGN    keep your promise to your viewers? SIGN    He wore water shoes all day? That's good prep SIGN    Please don't die, Hobin! SIGN    If you fall now, how will you SIGN    keep your promise to your viewers? SIGN    He wore water shoes all day? That's good prep SIGN    Please don't die, Hobin! SIGN    If you fall now, how will you SIGN    keep your promise to your viewers? SIGN    Don't give up! SIGN    He wore water shoes all day? That's good prep SIGN    Please don't die, Hobin! SIGN    If you fall now, how will you SIGN    keep your promise to your viewers? SIGN    Don't give up! [20:47] Snapper     Three minutes. [20:49] Hobin     I have to hold on for three minutes      so we can insert ads. SIGN    Next episode: "Hobin Dies" SIGN    Next episode: "Hobin Dies" SIGN    Next episode: "Hobin Dies" SIGN    Always so practical lol SIGN    Next episode: "Hobin Dies" SIGN    Always so practical lol SIGN    Next episode: "Hobin Dies" SIGN    Always so practical lol SIGN    Three minutes sounds easy. Go for it! SIGN    Next episode: "Hobin Dies" SIGN    Always so practical lol SIGN    Three minutes sounds easy. Go for it! [20:58] Hobin     The water's supposed to make him slip. [21:00] Gaeul     Pros really are on another level. [21:02] Taehun     It's the first time you've     used it in a fight, isn't it? [21:05] Samdak     Run away immediately. [21:07] Snapper     I thought you wanted to make money! [21:10] Munseong     Right now, it's best if you don't watch. [21:13] Taehun     You're lucky. [21:15] Taehun     If that had been my right leg, you'd be dead. [21:18] Snapper     Is money really that important?     Why would you go this far?! [21:22] Hobin     This isn't about money.