E5 - Friends

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SIGN    New stream! Viral Hit channel begins
[00:05] Hobin
    Sorry, but I'm gonna head off now.
    My ingrown toenail's hurting.
[00:08] Snapper
    Are you sure you wanna give up now?
[00:10] Munseong
    Anyway, I look forward to your next video.
[00:13] Pakgo
    I told you I'd have my revenge.
[00:16] Bomi
    What's wrong with you?!
    Why are you doing this?!
[00:19] Pakgo
    Nice angle.
[00:21] Snapper
    Hobin, I'm sorry.
[00:24] Hobin
    Bye, Bomi.
[00:26] Munseong
    Right now, what he needs is to be left alone.
[00:30] Samdak
    The answer is within you.
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
[02:07] Snapper
    Rumi, congrats on
    hitting 100k subscribers!
SIGN    Beauty tips
    NewTuber
    Rumi
    100k Subscribers
[02:11] Rumi
    Thanks. Now, buy me something.
[02:15] Snapper
    Shouldn't that be the other way around?
[02:17] Snapper
    Hobin's not here again.
    It's been a month now.
[02:22] Snapper
    Well, after what happened,
    it's only natural for him to want to hide.
[02:27] Snapper
    One of the loser class becoming
     famous was too much to ask.
[02:31] Rumi
    Say, weren't you friends with Hobin?
[02:36] Snapper
    What? No way.
    Who said I was friends with that guy?
SIGN    Episode 5
SIGN    Episode 5
SIGN    Episode 5
SIGN    Friends
[02:41] Snapper
    Anyway, Rumi, need a producer?
[02:46] Snapper
    I have lots of experience,
    so I think I can help out in a lot of ways.
[02:50] Pakgo
    What are you doing?
[02:52] Pakgo
    I thought you and Hobin were besties.
[02:56] Snapper
    Pakgo?
[02:57] Snapper
    What? That loser?
[02:59] Snapper
    I just had to put up with him
     as my business partner.
[03:03] Snapper
    Seeing as how he's on the
    downward slope now, I don't really—
[03:08] Pakgo
    Yada, yada, yada.
[03:10] Pakgo
    You betrayed me to get on Hobin's side,
    and now you're betraying him, too?
[03:16] Pakgo
    Don't you ever get ashamed of
    sucking up to everyone you meet?
[03:21] Pakgo
    Suck-ups like you annoy me
    even more than Hobin.
[03:26] Pakgo
    Let's stream.
[03:27] Pakgo's Lackey
    Okay.
[03:28] Classmate B
    Doesn't he get tired of being such a loser?
[03:30] Classmate D
    He's the worst. I never wanna be like him.
[03:32] Snapper
    Yeah, that's right. I am the worst.
[03:36] Snapper
    To survive, I suck up to
    those stronger than me.
[03:39] Snapper
    What's wrong with that?
[03:42] Snapper
    I can't fight or get good grades.
    This is the only way I can get a leg up.
[03:49] Snapper
    I don't have a single friend
    to lend me a helping hand.
[03:54] Snapper
    This world is loaded with idiots.
[03:57] Pakgo
    Hey, all you losers
    waiting around for me,
SIGN    Heya
SIGN    Heya
[03:59] Pakgo
    my lunch break
    stream starts now.
SIGN    Heya
SIGN    I'm back
SIGN    Heya
SIGN    I'm back
SIGN    Heya
SIGN    I'm back
SIGN    Did you even eat lunch?
SIGN    Heya
SIGN    I'm back
SIGN    Did you even eat lunch?
[04:02] Pakgo
    Like always, there are idiots
    complaining about whatever,
[04:06] Pakgo
    but like always, I'm gonna
    talk smack and make cash.
SIGN    So funny how his personality's flipped
SIGN    So funny how his personality's flipped
SIGN    So funny how his personality's flipped
SIGN    Better than pretending to be a good boy
SIGN    So funny how his personality's flipped
SIGN    Better than pretending to be a good boy
SIGN    So funny how his personality's flipped
SIGN    Better than pretending to be a good boy
SIGN    Whatcha doin' today?
SIGN    So funny how his personality's flipped
SIGN    Better than pretending to be a good boy
SIGN    Whatcha doin' today?
[04:09] Snapper
    Even though he caused problems
    and already sank to the bottom once,
[04:09] Pakgo
    Hey, all of you haters!
    Don't like what you see? Get lost!
[04:12] Snapper
    it wasn't long before he was
    accepted back into society again.
[04:13] Pakgo
    Fans are all I need.
[04:16] Pakgo
    Aw, yeah! 900k subs!
    Thanks, everyone!
SIGN    Cool
SIGN    Cool
SIGN    Cool
SIGN    Congrats
SIGN    Cool
SIGN    Congrats
[04:20] Snapper
    Why's everyone giving
     this dirtbag money?
SIGN    Cool
SIGN    Congrats
SIGN    Clap clap clap
SIGN    Cool
SIGN    Congrats
SIGN    Clap clap clap
SIGN    High School Gangster Pakgo
SIGN    Scared of me?
SIGN    Subscribe, then
SIGN    High School Gangster Pakgo
SIGN    900k Subscribers
SIGN    Subscribe to this channel
[04:23] Snapper
    What I really don't get is how this new style
    has made Pakgo super popular.
SIGN    Home
SIGN    Videos
SIGN    Playlists
SIGN    Community
SIGN    Pakgo interviews
    on the street
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    90k Subscribers
[04:29] Snapper
    Meanwhile, Viral Hit's
    subscriber count keeps falling.
SIGN    No uploads at all?
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    90k Subscribers
SIGN    No uploads at all?
SIGN    90k Subscribers
[04:33] Snapper
    But it's no mystery why.
SIGN    No uploads at all?
SIGN    Did he quit NewTubu?
SIGN    No uploads at all?
SIGN    Did he quit NewTubu?
SIGN    90k Subscribers
SIGN    90k Subscribers
[04:35] Snapper
    The main guy's gone and
    no videos are being uploaded.
SIGN    No uploads at all?
SIGN    Did he quit NewTubu?
SIGN    So he's disappeared? Unsubbed
SIGN    No uploads at all?
SIGN    Did he quit NewTubu?
SIGN    So he's disappeared? Unsubbed
[04:38] Snapper
    There are still some
    waiting for him to return,
SIGN    Leave a comment
SIGN    Lalala
SIGN    Let's hang on a little longer
SIGN    Old fella
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Kids these days need to learn patience!
SIGN    Old fella
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Back in my day, we were built different
SIGN    The old guy's still here
[04:41] Snapper
    but who knows how long
    they'll stick around?
[04:44] Snapper
    And it's all because of this lowlife.
[04:47] Pakgo
    What's a good way
    to get to a million subs?
SIGN    Damn, he really doesn't care lol
SIGN    Damn, he really doesn't care lol
SIGN    Damn, he really doesn't care lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Damn, he really doesn't care lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Damn, he really doesn't care lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Might as well just lie down lol
SIGN    Damn, he really doesn't care lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Might as well just lie down lol
[04:52] Pakgo
    Hey, Snapper.
[04:53] Snapper
    Now what?
[04:53] Snapper
    Yeah?
[04:55] Pakgo
    You know where Hobin lives, right?
    Get him to come to school tomorrow.
[05:00] Snapper
    You want me to sell out my friend?
[05:03] Pakgo
    If you can get Hobin to come in
    and get my channel to a million subs,
[05:08] Pakgo
    I'll make you my cameraman again.
[05:11] Snapper
    How despicable are you?! But...
[05:14] Snapper
    Sure, I'll bring him.
[05:16] Snapper
    This is an opportunity.
[05:18] Snapper
    I never thought of him as a friend.
[05:21] Snapper
    I have to survive, no matter what.
[05:29] Snapper
    Ma'am!
[05:31] Snapper
    You're Hobin's mom, right?
    Where is he right now?
[05:36] Jihyeon
    Who are you? Hobin's friend?
[05:39] Snapper
    There's no time for that!
    Tell me where your house is!
[05:42] Snapper
    I need to make him come to school!
[05:45] Snapper
    It's super urgent!
[05:47] Jihyeon
    He isn't going to school?
[05:50] Snapper
    I need him to be my scapegoat.
[05:54] Snapper
    But I can't tell her that.
[05:57] Snapper
    I just need to know your address.
[05:59] Snapper
    I've been there before, but all the buildings
     look the same, so I don't remember where it is.
[06:05] Snapper
    I'll do whatever it takes to survive.
SIGN    3-10-11, Kitadai-cho,
    Higashi Tamagawa-shi
[06:09] Jihyeon
    Here.
[06:10] Snapper
    Sweet! I'm saved!
[06:14] Pakgo
    Weren't you supposed
    to convince him to come?
[06:17] Pakgo
    Thanks to you,
    I'm a laughingstock again.
SIGN    Mission failed
SIGN    Mission failed
[06:21] Pakgo
    How am I supposed to do
    my 50k yen project now?
SIGN    Mission failed
SIGN    That's 50k yen down the drain lol
SIGN    Mission failed
SIGN    That's 50k yen down the drain lol
SIGN    Mission failed
SIGN    That's 50k yen down the drain lol
SIGN    Just go get him already
SIGN    Mission failed
SIGN    That's 50k yen down the drain lol
SIGN    Just go get him already
[06:24] Snapper
    I went to his house, but he wouldn't come out,
     no matter how much I called out to him.
[06:29] Pakgo
    Excuses, excuses.
    I made a promise to my viewers.
SIGN    Lying again
SIGN    Lying again
SIGN    Lying again
SIGN    Pakgo's so over the line
SIGN    Lying again
SIGN    Pakgo's so over the line
SIGN    Lying again
SIGN    Pakgo's so over the line
SIGN    Come on, Pakgo!
SIGN    Lying again
SIGN    Pakgo's so over the line
SIGN    Come on, Pakgo!
[06:36] Pakgo
    Fine.
[06:38] Pakgo
    Send Hobin a video message.
[06:40] Pakgo
    If he comes here, I'll let you go.
[06:46] Snapper
    Hobin...
[06:48] Snapper
    Don't come to school.
[06:50] Snapper
    Pakgo's on a mission.
    He gets 50,000 yen if he beats you up.
[06:56] Snapper
    If you come to school,
    he might literally kill you.
[07:00] Snapper
    I'm serious. Just stay home.
[07:04] Snapper
    I can't do it.
SIGN    Name
SIGN    Jihyeon Park
SIGN    Age
SIGN    Sex
SIGN    Female
SIGN    Physician
SIGN    Heojun Kim
SIGN    Nurse
SIGN    Huata Park
[07:12] (Flashback) Jihyeon
    Are you Hobin's classmate?
[07:16] (Flashback) Snapper
    Uh, yeah, that's right.
[07:17] (Flashback) Jihyeon
    I knew it! He told me about you.
[07:22] (Flashback) Jihyeon
    About how he's glad to
    finally have a friend in class.
[07:25] (Flashback) Snapper
    Huh?
[07:26] (Flashback) Jihyeon
    He said school was much more
    fun now, thanks to his new friend.
[07:34] Snapper
    I'm a backstabber who's all talk,
    yet you still call me a friend?
[07:39] Snapper
    How can I betray you?!
[07:44] Pakgo
    Hey, Hobin. You watching?
[07:46] Pakgo
    You just gonna leave
    your friend to the wolves?
[07:50] Pakgo
    Come and save him already.
[07:52] Pakgo
    I get 50,000 yen if
    I can get your pants off.
[07:57] Snapper
    Hobin... Don't you dare come.
[08:00] Snapper
    Stay at home where it's safe!
[08:02] Snapper
    Don't you dare come here!
[08:04] Pakgo
    Hey, c'mon.
[08:06] Snapper
    If you're watching this,
    don't come to school at all—
[08:12] Pakgo
    Hey, you're finally here. I've been waiting.
[08:16] Pakgo
    Is this a surprise from Snapper?
    You should've told me.
[08:21] Snapper
    Hobin?
[08:27] Snapper
    Uh, what...
[08:33] Snapper
    It's streaming live?
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    What?
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    What?
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    What?
SIGN    Are they back?
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    What?
SIGN    Are they back?
[08:36] Hobin
    What are you doing, Snapper? Film me.
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Seriously?
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Seriously?
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Seriously?
SIGN    It can't be!
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Seriously?
SIGN    It can't be!
[08:42] Hobin
    Viral Hit's returning
    video is called...
SIGN    We've been waiting!
SIGN    We've been waiting!
SIGN    We've been waiting!
SIGN    Welcome back!
SIGN    We've been waiting!
SIGN    Welcome back!
SIGN    We've been waiting!
SIGN    Welcome back!
SIGN    Whatcha been up to all month?
SIGN    We've been waiting!
SIGN    Welcome back!
SIGN    Whatcha been up to all month?
SIGN    We've been waiting!
SIGN    Welcome back!
SIGN    Whatcha been up to all month?
SIGN    Revenge match!
SIGN    We've been waiting!
SIGN    Welcome back!
SIGN    Whatcha been up to all month?
SIGN    Revenge match!
[08:47] Pakgo
    Huh? What's this guy saying?
[08:53] Hobin
    "How to Fight and Beat a Regular Person."
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
[09:09] Snapper
    Hobin, you idiot! You fool!
[09:11] Snapper
    I told you not to come here!
SIGN    Hobin's back!
SIGN    Hobin's back!
SIGN    Hobin's back!
SIGN    Comeback stream!
SIGN    Hobin's back!
SIGN    Comeback stream!
[09:14] Hobin
    Hey, Snapper. Make sure you
     film every move I make.
SIGN    Whoa, he talks
SIGN    Whoa, he talks
SIGN    Whoa, he talks
SIGN    What's that written on his hand?
SIGN    Whoa, he talks
SIGN    What's that written on his hand?
[09:21] Snapper
    He's suddenly trying to act cool.
SIGN    And then, when I say this line...
[09:23] Snapper
    He even has notes.
    Did he practice those lines at home?
[09:26] Sign
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SIGN    "Make sure you
     film evry move
     I make!"
    Catchphrase:
    "Don't miss this, viwrs!"
    And then, when
    I say this line...
[09:28] Snapper
    And so many of the words are misspelled.
[09:31] Pakgo
    This guy's so stupid,
    it's starting to get cute.
[09:36] Hobin
    Pakgo's gonna hit me.
[09:39] Hobin
    How to get hit without getting hurt.
[09:43] Pakgo
    You crazy loser!
[09:43] Snapper
    What are you doing, Hobin?
[09:46] Snapper
    He totally beat that technique before.
[09:49] Pakgo
    How sad. Using the same moves again.
[09:54] Pakgo
    You know that won't work on me!
SIGN    One Month Ago
[09:59] Samdak
    "How to get hit without getting hurt"
    can easily be countered with an uppercut.
[10:06] Samdak
    Only a real idiot would use the same move over
    and over just because it worked the first time.
[10:12] Hobin
    Yup, I'm that idiot.
[10:15] Hobin
    Just because the thing
    I'd learned worked once,
[10:18] Hobin
    I got overconfident and
    believed I was a good fighter.
[10:22] Hobin
    As a result, I shamed myself
    in front of Bomi.
[10:27] Hobin
    How am I supposed to face her now?
[10:29] Hobin
    Should I just never see her again?
[10:34] Hobin
    What about my NewTubu?
[10:35] Hobin
    After getting clobbered so badly,
    how can I face my viewers?
[10:40] Hobin
    But then, what about
    my mother's hospital bills?
[10:45] Hobin
    Why am I so weak?
[10:48] Hobin
    Why must I always be so miserable?
[10:52] Hobin
    If this were an anime, some miracle
    would suddenly make me stronger...
[10:57] Hobin
    but this is reality.
[11:01] Hobin
    No! I have one, too!
[11:04] Hobin
    My own miracle!
[11:06] Samdak
    How to Fight, Lesson 2:
    "How to Fight and Beat a Regular Person."
SIGN    How to Fight
    Lesson 2
SIGN    "How to Fight
    and Beat
    a Regular
    Person"
[11:11] Samdak
    Learning how to get hit
    without getting hurt is just the start.
[11:15] Samdak
    This is where it really begins.
    Your dedication will be put to the test.
[11:20] Samdak
    To learn the technique
    I will teach you now,
[11:22] Samdak
    you will need to dedicate
    a whole month to it.
[11:25] Hobin
    That long?
[11:26] Samdak
    There are three essentials to fighting.
SIGN    Three
    Essentials
    to Fighting
[11:29] Samdak
    Number one, build!
SIGN    Number 1:
SIGN    Build!
[11:32] Samdak
    Your body weight is an
    important factor when fighting.
[11:37] Samdak
    Take in high-quality proteins
    to increase your muscle mass.
[11:42] Samdak
    A pro athlete might have techniques
    that make up for differences in body size.
[11:46] Samdak
    But you have no techniques,
    so what should you do?
[11:50] Samdak
    You must build up a body
    that can withstand attacks.
[11:56] Hobin
    That is not made for human consumption!
[11:58] Hobin
    No, I can't! I'd rather die than drink that!
[12:03] Samdak
    Oh, by the way, protein shakes are available
    for purchase nowadays. Please drink those.
[12:10] Samdak
    The second essential for fighting is...
SIGN    Number 2:
[12:14] Samdak
    willpower!
SIGN    Willpower!
[12:15] Hobin
    Damn it!
[12:16] Samdak
    Without willpower, you won't
    be able to build your body.
[12:20] Samdak
    But don't overeat just to gain weight.
[12:24] Samdak
    It might turn into fat, or just exit
    your body without being absorbed.
[12:28] Samdak
    You must allow your body
    to absorb it efficiently.
[12:32] Hobin
    I can't waste money on protein shakes!
[12:34] Hobin
    Ah, here I am, worrying about money again!
[12:38] Samdak
    Last of all: stamina!
SIGN    Number 3:
SIGN    Stamina!
[12:40] Samdak
    Go to the pool immediately.
[12:42] Samdak
    Swimming's the exercise
    that's most effective for building stamina.
[12:47] Samdak
    Stamina is the endurance needed
    to hold out in a long fight.
[12:50] Samdak
    Swimming is a sport that
    requires extreme stamina.
[12:54] Samdak
    We'll also get you to do a specific action
    to more efficiently push your metabolism.
[12:59] Samdak
    And that's to swim with
    your hands balled up into fists.
[13:02] Samdak
    This is a special technique devised by me!
[13:06] (Flashback) Hobin
    Swimming pools are
    full of cheerful extroverts!
[13:09] (Flashback) Hobin
    I can't go there!
    The public bath will do for me!
[13:12] Customer
    Hey, kid! Don't swim in the bath!
[13:17] (Flashback) Hobin
    This is so tough.
[13:18] Samdak
    Finally, remember this one thing.
[13:22] Samdak
    There won't be any dramatic changes in
    your build or stamina in just one month.
[13:28] (Flashback) Hobin
    What?!
[13:30] Samdak
    Like in video games, where even skilled
    players can't win with the starting equipment,
[13:36] Samdak
    in a real fight, you need
    a weapon called "technique"!
[13:39] (Flashback) Hobin
    Is he finally gonna teach me a super move?
[13:42] Samdak
    Out of the many martial arts out there,
[13:44] Samdak
    which do you think is
    the most suited to brawling?
[13:48] Samdak
    Boxing? Judo? Wrestling?
[13:52] Samdak
    A reporter once asked
    a champion martial artist:
[13:55] Samdak
    "If you were a weak kid being bullied,
    which martial art would you want to know?"
[14:00] (Flashback) Reporter
    Boxing with its jabs and crosses, perhaps?
[14:06] (Flashback) Champion
    That's the thinking of amateurs
    who know nothing about martial arts.
[14:10] Champion
    One skill. Not boxing.
[14:13] Samdak
    So what move did
    the martial arts champion pick?
[14:17] Samdak
    I will reveal that secret now.
[14:20] Samdak
    Spread your legs to shoulder width.
[14:23] (Flashback) Hobin
    Hm? This is like a boxing stance.
[14:26] Samdak
    Place one foot on the ground, then twist.
[14:29] Samdak
    Put all of your weight on that foot.
[14:32] (Flashback) Hobin
    This still feels like a right cross.
[14:34] (Flashback) Hobin
    Though he did say it wasn't boxing.
[14:37] Samdak
    Release the tension from your other foot,
[14:40] Samdak
    and rotate your body as
    if turning to look behind you.
[14:49] Samdak
    This is an MMA-style...
[14:52] Samdak
    low kick!
[15:00] Hobin
    It landed.
[15:01] Samdak
    The move he chose wasn't a punch
    or a chokehold, but a low kick.
[15:06] Samdak
    You must practice this low kick
    10,000 times over the next month.
[15:13] Samdak
    As long as you take it seriously,
    you will see results.
[15:16] Samdak
    Hard work never betrays you.
[15:20] Hobin
    It wasn't a waste.
[15:24] Pakgo
    You're so funny. You call that a low kick?
[15:29] Pakgo
    You're supposed to aim
    for the thigh on low kicks.
SIGN    Cringe central
SIGN    Cringe central
SIGN    Cringe central
SIGN    Probably studied online
SIGN    Cringe central
SIGN    Probably studied online
SIGN    Cringe central
SIGN    Probably studied online
SIGN    A low kick lolol
SIGN    Cringe central
SIGN    Probably studied online
SIGN    A low kick lolol
[15:32] Pakgo
    You're really dumb, ain't ya?
SIGN    Cringe central
SIGN    Probably studied online
SIGN    A low kick lolol
SIGN    You can't learn martial arts on your own
SIGN    Cringe central
SIGN    Probably studied online
SIGN    A low kick lolol
SIGN    You can't learn martial arts on your own
[15:33] Gaeul
    Right on target.
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Right on target
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Right on target
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Right on target
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Right on target
[15:36] Snapper
    It's that old man again.
[15:38] Gaeul
    Amateurs, am I right?
SIGN    Amateurs, am I right?
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Amateurs, am I right?
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Amateurs, am I right?
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Here comes the pro lol
SIGN    Amateurs, am I right?
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Here comes the pro lol
SIGN    Amateurs, am I right?
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Here comes the pro lol
SIGN    Go away, know-it-all
SIGN    Amateurs, am I right?
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Here comes the pro lol
SIGN    Go away, know-it-all
SIGN    Amateurs, am I right?
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Here comes the pro lol
SIGN    Go away, know-it-all
SIGN    Hey now
SIGN    Ding
[15:40] Gaeul
    Hey now. Who are you
     calling a "know-it-all"?
SIGN    Amateurs, am I right?
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Here comes the pro lol
SIGN    Go away, know-it-all
SIGN    Hey now
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Here comes the pro lol
SIGN    Go away, know-it-all
SIGN    Hey now
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Who are you calling a "know-it-all"?
SIGN    Here comes the pro lol
SIGN    Go away, know-it-all
SIGN    Hey now
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Who are you calling a "know-it-all"?
SIGN    Go away, know-it-all
SIGN    Hey now
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Who are you calling a "know-it-all"?
SIGN    You, old man
SIGN    Go away, know-it-all
SIGN    Hey now
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Who are you calling a "know-it-all"?
SIGN    You, old man
SIGN    Hey now
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Who are you calling a "know-it-all"?
SIGN    You, old man
SIGN    Clearly
SIGN    Hey now
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Who are you calling a "know-it-all"?
SIGN    You, old man
SIGN    Clearly
[15:44] Munseong
    He did it on purpose.
[15:47] Munseong
    An MMA-style low kick.
[15:50] Munseong
    An upgraded low kick that highlights
    the strengths of the low kick to the max:
[15:56] Munseong
    the calf kick.
[15:59] Gaeul
    It's effective even
    when used by an amateur.
SIGN    It's effective even when used by an amateur
SIGN    It's effective even when used by an amateur
SIGN    It's effective even when used by an amateur
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    It's an infamous kick!
[16:02] Gaeul
    It's an infamous kick!
SIGN    It's effective even when used by an amateur
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    It's an infamous kick!
[16:05] Gaeul
    Unlike more traditional low kicks,
    where damage builds up over time,
[16:09] Gaeul
    the calf kick deals
    instant damage in one hit.
[16:14] Munseong
    A solid hit can make even pro fighters
    drag their feet from the first round.
SIGN    Wow, I didn't know
SIGN    Wow, I didn't know
[16:19] Munseong
    It's not a move a beginner
     can use all that easily.
SIGN    Wow, I didn't know
SIGN    Sounds like even I can do it
SIGN    Wow, I didn't know
SIGN    Sounds like even I can do it
SIGN    Wow, I didn't know
SIGN    Sounds like even I can do it
SIGN    It's quite basic, really
SIGN    Wow, I didn't know
SIGN    Sounds like even I can do it
SIGN    It's quite basic, really
SIGN    Subscribe to this channel
[16:22] Munseong
    I knew he was going for that.
[16:26] (Flashback) Munseong
    Not doing the next move
     was on purpose, right?
[16:29] Munseong
    The complementary skill to
    "How to Get Hit Without Getting Hurt."
[16:32] Hobin
    Calf kick!
[16:35] Pakgo
    Die!
[16:37] Samdak
    In a real fight, if the opponent
    has a bigger build than you,
[16:40] Samdak
    running away is an important skill, too.
[16:42] Samdak
    I'm teaching you how to fight,
    not win at a sport.
[16:46] Samdak
    In a fight, there is
    no ring or referee!
SIGN    He's running away lol
SIGN    He's running away lol
[16:49] Hobin
    I have to keep my distance.
SIGN    He's running away lol
SIGN    Boring
SIGN    He's running away lol
SIGN    Boring
SIGN    He's running away lol
SIGN    Boring
SIGN    What's he doing?
SIGN    He's running away lol
SIGN    Boring
SIGN    What's he doing?
[16:52] Hobin
    The moment he grabs me,
    he'll get me, just like last time.
[16:55] Hobin
    But when I have space...
[16:56] Hobin
    Calf kick!
[16:57] Pakgo
    Ow!
SIGN    Awesome!!!
SIGN    Awesome!!!
SIGN    Awesome!!!
SIGN    I'll follow him forever!
SIGN    Awesome!!!
SIGN    I'll follow him forever!
SIGN    Awesome!!!
SIGN    I'll follow him forever!
SIGN    Seriously awesome lol
SIGN    Awesome!!!
SIGN    I'll follow him forever!
SIGN    Seriously awesome lol
SIGN    Awesome!!!
SIGN    I'll follow him forever!
SIGN    Seriously awesome lol
SIGN    Did he just shout "Calf Kick"
SIGN    while kicking him? lolol
SIGN    Awesome!!!
SIGN    I'll follow him forever!
SIGN    Seriously awesome lol
SIGN    Did he just shout "Calf Kick"
SIGN    while kicking him? lolol
[17:00] Snapper
    Awesome!
[17:01] Rumi
    What's going on?
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Ooh, this is getting interesting!
[17:02] Gaeul
    Ooh, this is
    getting interesting!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Ooh, this is getting interesting!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Ooh, this is getting interesting!
SIGN    An unexpected turn of events! lol
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Ooh, this is getting interesting!
SIGN    An unexpected turn of events! lol
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Ooh, this is getting interesting!
SIGN    An unexpected turn of events! lol
SIGN    He might actually win this time
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Ooh, this is getting interesting!
SIGN    An unexpected turn of events! lol
SIGN    He might actually win this time
[17:05] Pakgo
    Hey, you! Enough already!
[17:08] Munseong
    But something's off.
    Why isn't he doing the next move?
SIGN    He's just doing calf kicks the whole time
SIGN    He's just doing calf kicks the whole time
SIGN    He's just doing calf kicks the whole time
SIGN    Maybe it's his only move lol
SIGN    He's just doing calf kicks the whole time
SIGN    Maybe it's his only move lol
SIGN    He's just doing calf kicks the whole time
SIGN    Maybe it's his only move lol
SIGN    It's possible lolol
SIGN    He's just doing calf kicks the whole time
SIGN    Maybe it's his only move lol
SIGN    It's possible lolol
[17:13] Munseong
    Wait, could Hobin be...
[17:17] Hobin
    Calf kick!
[17:18] Pakgo
    I get it now.
[17:20] Pakgo
    That kick's all you've got.
[17:22] Pakgo
    That's natural. After all, learning one move
    properly is all you can do in just a month.
[17:27] Classmate E
    He's right. This whole time,
    all he's been doing is kicking.
SIGN    Called it lolol
SIGN    Called it lolol
SIGN    Called it lolol
SIGN    It's Pakgo's turn now
SIGN    Called it lolol
SIGN    It's Pakgo's turn now
SIGN    Called it lolol
SIGN    It's Pakgo's turn now
SIGN    He fought well
SIGN    Called it lolol
SIGN    It's Pakgo's turn now
SIGN    He fought well
[17:31] Classmate F
    He really tried to fight
    Pakgo with just a kick?
[17:33] Pakgo
    Well, it won't work anymore, you weakling!
[17:36] Samdak
    For a month now, you've been
    practicing the right calf kick.
[17:41] Samdak
    Please note that
    this move is easy to anticipate.
[17:44] Samdak
    Learning two moves in
    one month is very difficult.
[17:45] Hobin
    Calf kick!
[17:50] Hobin
    But I'm not the same man anymore.
[17:55] Samdak
    But I taught you another back then.
[17:58] Pakgo
    Another kick, right?
[17:59] Samdak
    Once your opponent's fixated
    on the calf kick, that's your opening.
[18:03] Hobin
    I'm not a loser!
[18:12] Hobin
    Overhand hook!
[18:20] Hobin
    Pakgo, you're a hopeless dirtbag.
[18:44] Pakgo's Lackey A
    Hey, Pakgo, are you all right?
[18:46] Pakgo's Lackey B
    You'll pay for this!
[18:48] Snapper
    Quit yapping, idiots!
[18:51] Snapper
    Lay one finger on my friend
     and I'll make you pay!
[18:56] Snapper
    I swear! Just one finger!
[18:58] Snapper
    I'll curse you all so that
    you get huge warts on your ass!
[19:03] Snapper
    I'll protect Hobin.
[19:05] Snapper
    When he gets hit, I get hit, too.
[19:08] Snapper
    I never knew Hobin saw me like that.
[19:14] Snapper
    Oh? Hey, look. They're scared.
[19:19] Snapper
    My time has finally come.
[19:21] Snapper
    Well, if you get it, that's fine.
    Watch yourselves from now on.
[19:28] Munseong
    Hobin, that was awesome.
[19:33] Munseong
    So...
[19:35] Munseong
    You can stop crying.
[19:41] Hobin
    Viral Hit...
[19:44] Hobin
    Don't forget to subscribe
    and turn on notifications!
[19:49] Hobin
    Please!
[19:53] Hobin
    Ever since that day,
    Pakgo's been skipping school.
SIGN    Grade A thug vs. Bullied Kid
SIGN    Viral Hit: 770k views
[19:58] Hobin
    Is he scared of me?
[20:00] Hobin
    Nah, not likely.
[20:02] Hobin
    In fact, I don't even think
    I really beat Pakgo.
[20:06] Hobin
    After working myself almost to death,
    all I managed was a lucky punch to the face.
[20:12] Hobin
    What he's afraid of isn't me.
    It's that his fame has hit rock bottom.
[20:12] Students
    It's so peaceful without Pakgo around.
[20:14] Students
    He can't show his face after being
    pummeled by the kid he was bullying.
[20:18] Students
    I watch that scene of him
    getting punched every day.
[20:18] Hobin
    He deserves it,
    but watching Pakgo suffer like that...
SIGN    High School Gangster Pakgo
[20:22] Hobin
    It feels so good! It's karma!
    I hope his NewTubu suffers, too!
SIGN    Deserved lol
SIGN    Deserved lol
SIGN    Feels good, man
SIGN    Deserved lol
SIGN    Feels good, man
SIGN    Deserved lol
SIGN    Feels good, man
SIGN    So that's how that ends
SIGN    Deserved lol
SIGN    Feels good, man
SIGN    So that's how that ends
SIGN    Deserved lol
SIGN    Deserved lol
SIGN    Feels good, man
SIGN    So that's how that ends
SIGN    He did cross the line a little
SIGN    Deserved lol
SIGN    Feels good, man
SIGN    So that's how that ends
SIGN    He did cross the line a little
[20:27] Hobin
    Pakgo's channel growth is
    flowing into my channel instead!
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    I came from Pakgo. You're funny lol
SIGN    I came from Pakgo. You're funny lol
SIGN    I came from Pakgo. You're funny lol
SIGN    You and Snapper are such a good duo
SIGN    I came from Pakgo. You're funny lol
SIGN    You and Snapper are such a good duo
SIGN    I came from Pakgo. You're funny lol
SIGN    You and Snapper are such a good duo
SIGN    When you piss off a loser, this happens
SIGN    I came from Pakgo. You're funny lol
SIGN    You and Snapper are such a good duo
SIGN    When you piss off a loser, this happens
SIGN    I came from Pakgo. You're funny lol
SIGN    You and Snapper are such a good duo
SIGN    When you piss off a loser, this happens
SIGN    Behold the miracle punch lol
SIGN    I came from Pakgo. You're funny lol
SIGN    You and Snapper are such a good duo
SIGN    When you piss off a loser, this happens
SIGN    Behold the miracle punch lol
[20:34] Hobin
    Thank you, everyone!
[20:37] Hobin
    I've passed 150k subs!
    I'll keep working harder!
SIGN    No one looks better groveling lol
SIGN    No one looks better groveling lol
SIGN    No one looks better groveling lol
SIGN    Good job!
SIGN    No one looks better groveling lol
SIGN    Good job!
SIGN    No one looks better groveling lol
SIGN    Good job!
SIGN    Congrats!
SIGN    No one looks better groveling lol
SIGN    Good job!
SIGN    Congrats!
SIGN    No one looks better groveling lol
SIGN    Good job!
SIGN    Congrats!
SIGN    A new style of groveling?
SIGN    No one looks better groveling lol
SIGN    Good job!
SIGN    Congrats!
SIGN    A new style of groveling?
SIGN    Good job!
SIGN    Congrats!
SIGN    A new style of groveling?
SIGN    He's trembling lolol
SIGN    Good job!
SIGN    Congrats!
SIGN    A new style of groveling?
SIGN    He's trembling lolol
SIGN    Congrats!
SIGN    A new style of groveling?
SIGN    He's trembling lolol
SIGN    He'll reach 200k in no time
SIGN    Congrats!
SIGN    A new style of groveling?
SIGN    He's trembling lolol
SIGN    He'll reach 200k in no time
SIGN    Name
SIGN    Jihyeon Park
SIGN    Age
SIGN    Sex
SIGN    Female
SIGN    Physician
SIGN    Heojun Kim
SIGN    Nurse
SIGN    Huata Park
[20:50] Hobin
    Ta-da!
[20:52] Hobin
    I bought you a new outfit.
[20:55] Jihyeon
    Oh? Where did you get the money to buy that?
[20:58] Hobin
    It got it cheap online.
[21:00] Jihyeon
    Oh, by the way, your friend
    from school visited the other day.
[21:04] Hobin
    My friend? Who?
[21:07] Jihyeon
    You know. The one you told me about.
[21:09] Jihyeon
    Your new friend who gives you energy
     whenever you're around him.
[21:14] Hobin
    Oh, you mean Munseong?
[21:17] Snapper
    What?
[21:18] Hobin
    All right, I'm off to work now.
[21:20] Jihyeon
    Okay. Take care.
[21:23] Jihyeon
    Was that his name?
[21:27] Hobin
    But, Mom...
[21:28] Snapper
    Your "friend" wasn't me?
[21:31] Hobin
    ...I have another friend now.
[21:35] Snapper
    It was Munseong all along?!
[21:38] Snapper
    Damn you! Take this!
[21:41] Hobin
    How to get hit without getting hurt!
[21:44] Snapper
    Do you even know how much work
     I put in to save you from Pakgo?!
[21:49] Hobin
    His name is Snapper.
    He's a douchebag, but he's kind.
[21:53] Snapper
    You idiot!
[22:27] Snapper
    We're looking for
    an editor to edit our videos.
[22:32] Hobin
    This doesn't work at all as an editor.
[22:33] Gaeul
    Oh, finally, we meet!
[22:37] Bomi
    He has time to do his NewTubu.
[22:39] Snapper
    Taehun's your next opponent.
[22:40] Hobin
    What am I supposed to do
    against that monster?!
[22:44] Gaeul
    Are you okay?!
[22:45] Snapper
    Idiot. What are you doing here, too?
[22:48] Taehun
    I thought you were here to fight me.
[22:50] Taehun
    I heard you were talking about
    beating the crap out of me.