E6 - The Devil

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SIGN    New stream! Viral Hit channel begins
[00:05] Snapper
    I've never thought of him as a friend.
[00:07] Jihyeon
    He said school was much more fun now.
[00:10] Samdak
    How to Fight, Lesson 2.
[00:13] Hobin
    No, I have one, too!
[00:14] Hobin
    My own miracle!
[00:15] Pakgo
    That kick's all you've got.
[00:18] Hobin
    Overhand hook!
[00:23] Jihyeon
    Your new friend who gives you energy
     whenever you're around him.
[00:28] Snapper
    Your "friend" wasn't me?
[00:31] Snapper
    It was Munseong all along?!
SIGN    This is a work of fiction. It is illegal for
    minors to drink alcohol or smoke tobacco.
[00:40] Snapper
    I think we should hire an editor
    to help the channel grow even more.
[00:45] Hobin
    Huh? You've done all the editing up to now.
[00:49] Snapper
    I'm an amateur who learned from
    watching others. We need a real pro.
[00:54] Snapper
    However good our core content, it may become
     routine, or people might get tired of it.
[01:00] Snapper
    So we need a skilled editor
    who can keep it exciting.
[01:05] Hobin
    Sounds like a good idea,
     but how do we find one?
[01:09] Hobin
    Post a listing on a job site or something?
[01:12] Snapper
    Man, you really are an amateur.
[01:15] Snapper
    Who'd do something
    that old-school nowadays?
[01:18] Snapper
    The current trend is...
SIGN     Looking for a video editor!
[01:20] Snapper
    ...doing this!
[01:21] Hobin
    You were filming?!
[01:23] Hobin
    Hello, everyone.
[01:25] Snapper
    We have news for you all today.
[01:28] Snapper
    We're looking for an
     editor to edit our videos!
SIGN    Awesome lolol
SIGN    Awesome lolol
SIGN    Awesome lolol
SIGN    Looking for an editor now?
SIGN    Awesome lolol
SIGN    Looking for an editor now?
SIGN    Awesome lolol
SIGN    Looking for an editor now?
SIGN    This is all thanks to us viewers, right? lol
SIGN    Awesome lolol
SIGN    Looking for an editor now?
SIGN    This is all thanks to us viewers, right? lol
[01:35] Snapper
    I'd like to get some volunteers
     during this livestream.
[01:39] Hobin
    Please write your background
    in the comments section.
[01:42] Hobin
    I mean, I'm seriously not
     expecting much, but...
SIGN    Wait, did he just belittle us?
SIGN    Wait, did he just belittle us?
SIGN    Wait, did he just belittle us?
SIGN    Don't underestimate our backgrounds!
SIGN    Wait, did he just belittle us?
SIGN    Don't underestimate our backgrounds!
SIGN    Wait, did he just belittle us?
SIGN    Don't underestimate our backgrounds!
SIGN    We're a bunch of talented folk
SIGN    Wait, did he just belittle us?
SIGN    Don't underestimate our backgrounds!
SIGN    We're a bunch of talented folk
SIGN    22yo / Male / Pooped my pants in front of a crush once
SIGN    28yo / Male / Gets allowance from mom 'cause internet cafés are too expensive
SIGN    41yo / Male / Divorced wife yesterday. Estranged for 18 years
[01:50] Hobin
    These people are, uh,
    quite special in a lot of ways.
SIGN    22yo / Male / Pooped my pants in front of a crush once
SIGN    28yo / Male / Gets allowance from mom 'cause internet cafés are too expensive
SIGN    16yo / Male / Flunked all my exams last semester except for classical literature
SIGN    22yo / Male / Pooped my pants in front of a crush once
SIGN    28yo / Male / Gets allowance from mom 'cause internet cafés are too expensive
[01:54] Hobin
    Hey, none of these guys
    would make good editors.
[01:58] Snapper
    Well, obviously.
    I wasn't expecting this, either.
SIGN    We can hear you lolol
SIGN    We can hear you lolol
SIGN    We can hear you lolol
SIGN    It's not like you two are much better
SIGN    We can hear you lolol
SIGN    It's not like you two are much better
SIGN    We can hear you lolol
SIGN    It's not like you two are much better
SIGN    Truly a band of heroes lol
SIGN    We can hear you lolol
SIGN    It's not like you two are much better
SIGN    Truly a band of heroes lol
SIGN    We can hear you lolol
SIGN    It's not like you two are much better
SIGN    Truly a band of heroes lol
SIGN    What a bunch of lowlifes. Me included lol
SIGN    We can hear you lolol
SIGN    It's not like you two are much better
SIGN    Truly a band of heroes lol
SIGN    What a bunch of lowlifes. Me included lol
[02:05] Hobin
    Uh, does anyone have
    any experience editing?
SIGN    If we did, what'd we be doing here?
SIGN    If we did, what'd we be doing here?
SIGN    If we did, what'd we be doing here?
SIGN    Well said
SIGN    If we did, what'd we be doing here?
SIGN    Well said
SIGN    If we did, what'd we be doing here?
SIGN    Well said
SIGN    Yup, yup
SIGN    If we did, what'd we be doing here?
SIGN    Well said
SIGN    Yup, yup
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Ahem...
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    I'm a dab hand at video editing
[02:10] Gaeul
    Ahem... I'm a dab hand at video editing.
[02:15] Hobin
    Isn't that the guy who does
    play-by-plays of our streams?
SIGN    Knew he'd show up
SIGN    Knew he'd show up
SIGN    Knew he'd show up
SIGN    It's the martial arts guru
SIGN    Knew he'd show up
SIGN    It's the martial arts guru
SIGN    Knew he'd show up
SIGN    It's the martial arts guru
SIGN    You can edit for real? lol
SIGN    Knew he'd show up
SIGN    It's the martial arts guru
SIGN    You can edit for real? lol
SIGN    You can edit for real? lol
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    How rude! Don't compare me to riffraff like yourselves!
[02:19] Gaeul
    How rude! Don't compare me
    to riffraff like yourselves!
[02:23] Snapper
    Not that I doubt you or anything,
    but can you really edit videos?
SIGN    ...he says doubtingly lol
SIGN    ...he says doubtingly lol
SIGN    ...he says doubtingly lol
SIGN    lol, your face rn
SIGN    ...he says doubtingly lol
SIGN    lol, your face rn
SIGN    ...he says doubtingly lol
SIGN    lol, your face rn
SIGN    Srsly tho, can you?
SIGN    ...he says doubtingly lol
SIGN    lol, your face rn
SIGN    Srsly tho, can you?
[02:29] Snapper
    What do we do, Hobin?
[02:30] Hobin
    I mean, since he volunteered,
    I guess we can at least meet him.
[02:34] Snapper
    But he's a middle-aged man.
[02:36] Hobin
    Who cares how old he is?
    As long as he can edit, it's all good.
SIGN    I'm worried
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Sheesh. Darned kids these days!
SIGN    There's no one else?
SIGN    What if we get, like, super retro vids? lol
[02:40] Gaeul
    Sheesh. Darned kids these days!
[02:43] Snapper
    Damn. Fine, then.
[02:46] Snapper
    Please send us your contact info.
[02:48] Snapper
    If that's what Hobin wants,
    let's do an interview and decide then.
[02:56] Snapper
    Did he contact you after that?
[02:58] Hobin
    Yeah.
[02:59] Hobin
    He did, but...
[03:01] Hobin
    There's a slight problem.
[03:03] Snapper
    Problem?
SIGN    The greatest present in life you can give
SIGN    is the bond between two people
SIGN    For eternal happiness
[03:04] Hobin
    He's, uh... How do I put this?
     A little old-fashioned.
[03:09] Snapper
    Block him.
[03:10] Hobin
    Hey! We promised him. We can't do that!
[03:14] Snapper
    So where are we doing this interview?
[03:16] Hobin
    The old guy said he'd turn up
     here, uh, at some point...
[03:19] Snapper
    Jeez. How'd you fail to even confirm
    the most basic part of this arrangement?
[03:24] Hobin
    I'm a bit worried, too.
[03:28] Hobin
    I wonder if he's gonna scold us and say,
     "Sheesh. Darned kids these days!"
[03:32] Gaeul
    Sheesh.
[03:33] Gaeul
    Bellyaching like anything
    before you've even met me...
[03:38] Gaeul
    Hard to believe what
    kids are like these days.
[03:42] Gaeul
    Don't look so astonished.
[03:46] Gaeul
    Let's get crack-a-lacking
    with this interview, shall we?
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
[05:20] Female Student 1
    That's Gaeul Lee, the first-year
     who's famed for her cuteness!
[05:25] Male Student 2
    I hear she's not popular
    in her class, though.
SIGN    Episode 6
SIGN    Episode 6
SIGN    Episode 6
SIGN    The
    Devil
[05:28] Male Student 2
    Apparently, despite looking so cute,
     she talks like an old man.
[05:31] Gaeul
    A pleasure to finally
    make your acquaintances.
[05:32] Male Student 2
    They say she grew up abroad
    and learned the language online.
[05:35] Snapper
    This girl is the "old man" we were talking to?
[05:38] Gaeul
    C-Come on, chop chop.
    Let's get this show on the road.
[05:45] Snapper
    She's actually a little girl!
     I totally fell for it!
[05:49] Gaeul
    Come now.
[05:51] Gaeul
    It's not polite to point like that.
[05:57] Snapper
    Ah, I'm so tired. That was one stressful day.
[06:02] Snapper
    The new hire made a huge error.
[06:06] Snapper
    I had to give him a good talking-to.
[06:08] Gaeul
    That happens in life sometimes!
[06:12] Gaeul
    Oh? You got me a bouquet
     of flowers as a present?
[06:15] Snapper
    I passed a florist and
    your face flashed up in my thoughts.
[06:19] Gaeul
    They're so magnificent.
[06:22] Gaeul
    Hm? Why doesn't this bouquet
    have any flowers in it?
[06:25] Snapper
    Oh, that's because...
[06:27] Snapper
    Hush, Hobin. Settle down.
    I'll give you some jerky later.
[06:32] Hobin
    Snap out of it already!
[06:35] Gaeul
    Are you still listening?
[06:36] Snapper
    Down, boy. Down, Hobin.
[06:39] Snapper
    Hm? Uh, what were we talking about?
[06:43] Snapper
    Oh, right! You edited a video of ours, right?
[06:47] Snapper
    I went off daydreaming
    just because we touched hands.
[06:51] Gaeul
    I most certainly did. What do you think?
[06:54] Snapper
    She's seriously cute!
[06:57] Hobin
    Wow! You made this?
SIGN    Viral Hit
[06:59] Gaeul
    Well, it's disheartening for a channel with
    150,000 subscribers not to even have an intro.
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
[07:05] Hobin
    Hm, you're right.
[07:06] Snapper
    Look how small her hands are.
[07:08] Snapper
    I want a thumb war with her!
[07:10] Snapper
    Right, it's settled! She's accepted, right?
[07:14] Hobin
    Don't decide that on your own.
[07:16] Hobin
    What I need is subtitles with presence
     and a real eye for detail—
[07:19] Snapper
    Right, right, got it.
[07:22] Hobin
    You highlighted the viewer
    comments you found funny.
[07:25] Gaeul
    One of the best parts about Viral Hit
    is the funny viewer comments.
[07:30] Hobin
    It's true what they say
    about how important editing is.
[07:33] Hobin
    This is super funny now.
[07:35] Hobin
    But it's still lacking real punch.
    I can't decide if I should hire her.
[07:41] Hobin
    Did you have any issues while editing?
[07:44] Gaeul
    I had some difficulty editing this part.
SIGN    I can't show you!
[07:49] Gaeul
    Who knew you had such thick hair down there?
SIGN    I can't show you!
[07:52] Gaeul
    There's stuff on your underwear
    that might need editing out still.
[07:56] Hobin
    Stop!
[07:57] Gaeul
    Plus, your butt cheeks—
[07:59] Hobin
    You're hired! You're hired! You're in!
[08:02] Snapper
    Good. That's settled, then.
[08:06] Hobin
    I do have one last question.
[08:10] Hobin
    With skills like these, you could probably
    get accepted elsewhere. Why'd you pick us?
[08:16] Gaeul
    That's...
SIGN    Don't say that!
SIGN    Don't say that!
SIGN    Don't say that!
SIGN    Not a bath!
SIGN    Don't say that!
SIGN    Not a bath!
SIGN    Don't say that!
SIGN    Not a bath!
SIGN    Snapper, stop him!
SIGN    Don't say that!
SIGN    Not a bath!
SIGN    Snapper, stop him!
SIGN    Don't say that!
SIGN    Not a bath!
SIGN    Snapper, stop him!
SIGN    Ya just can't leave this guy alone
[08:39] Gaeul
    I look forward to working with you!
[08:43] Hobin
    Huh? Um, right.
[08:46] Hobin
    My thoughts exactly.
[08:48] Snapper
    Let's have fun!
SIGN    We found an editor!
SIGN    We found an editor!
SIGN    We found an editor!
SIGN    We found an editor!
[08:57] Bomi
    He has time to work on his NewTubu.
[09:00] Bomi
    Is he just not going to
    contact me anymore?
[09:04] Bomi
    If he'd at least answer his phone...
[09:08] Onlooker A
    Should we call the police?
[09:10] Onlooker B
    Hey, let me see.
[09:11] Onlooker C
    Did you see that?
[09:13] Onlooker D
    Yeah, it was instant.
[09:13] Onlooker E
    He's a high school student, right?
[09:13] Bomi
    A fight?
[09:30] Man
    Hey, brat!
[09:33] Man
    Did you do this? Did you beat them up?
[09:38] Taehun
    Aw, I lost.
[09:41] Taehun
    Hey.
[09:44] Taehun
    You got 100 yen?
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
[10:02] Snapper
    Gangbuk High School's Taehun Seong.
[10:04] Snapper
    A fighter in the new "Max" MMA league.
[10:08] Snapper
    Or rather, former fighter.
    He got fired for causing too many problems.
[10:12] Snapper
    Bad rumors follow him around.
[10:15] Snapper
    They say everyone at Gangbuk High
    has been hit by Taehun at least once.
[10:19] Hobin
    I see. Wow.
[10:22] Hobin
    But why show me this?
[10:24] Snapper
    He's been practicing a martial art from a
    very young age. Can you guess which one?
[10:29] Hobin
    Hm... He's super fast, so maybe boxing?
[10:35] Snapper
    It's actually taekwondo!
[10:39] Snapper
    What a bunch of idiots those
    Gangbuk High guys must be!
[10:42] Snapper
    Who gets beaten up by
    a guy using taekwondo?
[10:44] Hobin
    Again, what does this have to do with me?
[10:47] Hobin
    Is taekwondo really that weak?
[10:49] Snapper
    Against taekwondo, all you have
    to do is watch out for kicks.
[10:53] Snapper
    The moment they go for a kick,
    grab 'em and sweep their legs.
[10:58] Snapper
    Even I could easily climb
    to the top of Gangbuk High.
[11:02] Gaeul
    Hey! Sheesh. Darned kids these days!
[11:06] Gaeul
    "Taekwondo's useless in a real fight."
[11:10] Gaeul
    That's the opinion of a total amateur!
[11:13] Gaeul
    The style unsuited to street fights
     is "sport taekwondo."
[11:15] Gaeul
    "Combat taekwondo" is completely different.
[11:18] Gaeul
    In sport taekwondo, you win by scoring
    points within a limited amount of time.
[11:24] Gaeul
    Combat taekwondo is a striking martial art
     that aims to knock your opponent out.
[11:32] Gaeul
    Someone conducted an experiment.
[11:34] Gaeul
    Several expert martial artists were invited to
     measure the power and speed of their kicks.
[11:40] Gaeul
    Muay Thai.
[11:41] Gaeul
    Maximum speed: 209 km/h.
SIGN    Maximum Speed
[11:44] Gaeul
    Power: 635 kg.
SIGN    Power
[11:47] Gaeul
    Capoeira.
[11:49] Gaeul
    Maximum speed: 160 km/h.
SIGN    Maximum Speed
[11:52] Gaeul
    Power: 816 kg.
SIGN    Power
[11:55] Gaeul
    And what about taekwondo?
[11:58] Gaeul
    Maximum speed: 219 km/h.
SIGN    Maximum Speed
[12:02] Gaeul
    Power: 1,043 kg!
SIGN    Power
[12:05] Snapper
    Seriously?! That's on a whole other level!
[12:08] Hobin
    I get it. Taekwondo's great.
[12:11] Hobin
    So what does this guy have to do with me?
[12:13] Snapper
    Oh, it's not a big deal, but remember
    how our channel's about fighting bullies?
[12:19] Hobin
    Well, yeah...
[12:21] Snapper
    Taehun's your next opponent.
[12:23] Hobin
    Ah, I see!
[12:25] Hobin
    Wait, don't be stupid!
[12:29] Snapper
    A viewer gave us all the info.
[12:33] Snapper
    Wow, taekwondo really is strong, isn't it?
[12:36] Gaeul
    Taekwondo's world-famous now.
[12:39] Gaeul
    Many MMA fighters around the world
     use taekwondo techniques.
[12:44] (Flashback) Reporter
    What's your opinion on taekwondo?
[12:46] (Flashback) Champion
    Because of its flashy techniques,
    it leaves a lot of openings.
[12:50] (Flashback) Champion
    But there's one move
    that's an exception to that.
[12:52] (Flashback) Reporter
    So a sort of "special super move"?
[12:56] Champion
    Yes, taekwondo is good.
[12:59] Gaeul
    Taekwondo has a super move
    that even pro fighters fear.
[13:03] Gaeul
    It's fast, powerful, and accurate.
[13:03] Man 1
    I'll grab him and throw him!
[13:06] Gaeul
    A clean hit is a surefire knockout.
[13:08] Gaeul
    The only move where you can
    turn your back to the enemy...
[13:13] Gaeul
    The back kick!
[13:17] Taehun
    So I just have to avoid getting grabbed?
[13:22] Hobin
    It's great people are giving us info, but...
[13:26] Hobin
    this isn't some regular thug.
[13:30] Hobin
    He's a pro fighter!
[13:32] Hobin
    What am I supposed to do
    against a monster like that?!
[13:37] Hobin
    Can't we just do an eating
    challenge or something?!
[13:40] Snapper
    C'mon, are you gonna betray your viewers?
[13:42] Gaeul
    That back kick can be fatal when it's clean!
[13:43] Hobin
    At that point, I didn't know...
[13:47] Hobin
    that a surefire strategy to win
    was so close at hand.
[13:56] Snapper
    Today, let's talk about
    the devil of Gangbuk High.
[14:00] Snapper
    He's a total psychopath,
    feared by the entire school.
[14:03] Taehun
    Man, I wanna be rich.
[14:07] Snapper
    That's Taehun Seong.
[14:09] Snapper
    He used to be a famous taekwondo practitioner,
    but for some reason, he quit.
[14:15] Snapper
    Hey, you guys want me to be rich, too, right?
[14:19] Gakuto
    Oh, sure we do.
[14:21] Taehun
    I see. In that case...
[14:24] Taehun
    Let's swap shoes.
[14:28] Snapper
    He always got what he wanted.
[14:30] Snapper
    Even if it was a rare pair of
    sneakers only available overseas.
SIGN    Did someone rat on him 'cause
SIGN    he took their shoes?
SIGN    Did someone rat on him 'cause
SIGN    he took their shoes?
SIGN    Did someone rat on him 'cause
SIGN    he took their shoes?
SIGN    Wouldn't he know who squealed?
SIGN    Did someone rat on him 'cause
SIGN    he took their shoes?
SIGN    Wouldn't he know who squealed?
SIGN    Did someone rat on him 'cause
SIGN    he took their shoes?
SIGN    Wouldn't he know who squealed?
SIGN    "Swap" shoes? Yikes lol
SIGN    Did someone rat on him 'cause
SIGN    he took their shoes?
SIGN    Wouldn't he know who squealed?
SIGN    "Swap" shoes? Yikes lol
[14:36] Snapper
    That's just like any other
    common thug, you say?
[14:37] Gakuto
    But this is...
[14:38] Snapper
    You only say that because
    you don't know a thing.
[14:43] Snapper
    The real reason people call him
    the devil is because...
[14:46] Snapper
    he takes your friends hostage.
[14:49] Taehun
    Gakuto won't swap shoes with me.
[14:53] Gakuto
    Let's swap.
[14:54] Snapper
    Taehun doesn't really
    want the things he takes.
[14:56] Gakuto
    I actually really wanted your shoes.
[14:59] Snapper
    His real goal is to make people
    watch their friends get beat up,
[15:03] Snapper
    filling their hearts with
    powerlessness and shame.
[15:08] Hobin
    I can't read any further.
[15:10] Hobin
    How do I fight this guy?
SIGN    You asked us for info
SIGN    You asked us for info
[15:14] Hobin
    He's worse than Pakgo.
    He's a total sadist.
SIGN    You scared?
SIGN    You asked us for info
SIGN    You scared?
SIGN    You asked us for info
SIGN    You scared?
SIGN    Where'd your chutzpah go?
SIGN    You asked us for info
SIGN    You asked us for info
SIGN    You scared?
SIGN    Where'd your chutzpah go?
[15:18] Hobin
    Of course I'm scared!
SIGN    Scared?
SIGN    Scared?
SIGN    Scared?
SIGN    You scared?
SIGN    Scared?
SIGN    You scared?
[15:20] Hobin
    He can kick higher than my head!
SIGN    You just gonna let the informant's courage
SIGN    go to waste?
SIGN    You just gonna let the informant's courage
SIGN    go to waste?
SIGN    You just gonna let the informant's courage
SIGN    go to waste?
SIGN    And that's how a precious life was lost...
SIGN    You just gonna let the informant's courage
SIGN    go to waste?
SIGN    And that's how a precious life was lost...
SIGN    You just gonna let the informant's courage
SIGN    go to waste?
SIGN    And that's how a precious life was lost...
SIGN    Hobin's name is going on his will
SIGN    You just gonna let the informant's courage
SIGN    go to waste?
SIGN    And that's how a precious life was lost...
SIGN    Hobin's name is going on his will
[15:24] Snapper
    Ya can't break a promise
     to your viewers.
[15:27] Hobin
    I said I'd fight thugs.
[15:29] Hobin
    I never said I'd go toe to toe
    with a pro martial artist!
SIGN    Yo, Hobin!
SIGN    Yo, Hobin!
SIGN    Yo, Hobin!
SIGN    You beat Pakgo. You'll be fine
SIGN    Yo, Hobin!
SIGN    You beat Pakgo. You'll be fine
SIGN    Yo, Hobin!
SIGN    You beat Pakgo. You'll be fine
SIGN    Show us your miracle punch again
SIGN    Yo, Hobin!
SIGN    You beat Pakgo. You'll be fine
SIGN    Show us your miracle punch again
[15:33] Gaeul
    Boy, just the presence of that
    no-good varmint is enough to enrage me!
[15:37] Gaeul
    I'll personally beat him to a pulp!
[15:39] Hobin
    Take it easy, Gaeul.
[15:42] Hobin
    I can't find even the
    smallest reason to fight.
[15:45] Hobin
    After all, the premise of fighting
    a total stranger based on a tip
[15:48] Hobin
    from another total stranger
     makes zero sense.
[15:55] Taehun
    Man, I wanna be rich.
[15:59] Kubo
    Hey. Are you Taehun?
[16:06] Kubo
    How dare you hit my friends.
    Don't even think you'll—
[16:12] Man 1
    Ichiro! You okay?
[16:15] Kubo
    Is that taekwondo?
[16:16] Taehun
    Hey, you got 100 yen?
    I wanna hit the arcade.
[16:20] Kubo
    Hah. Seems you know a thing or two
    about sports, and it's gone to your head.
[16:24] Man 1
    Watch out! He used to be a fighter!
[16:27] Kubo
    A fighter? Is that what you call a guy who
    does a sport that's all about form and stuff?
[16:34] Kubo
    That ain't no real martial art.
[16:37] Kubo
    Taekwondo is child's play.
[16:41] Kubo
    The moment I grab you, it's over!
[16:47] Kubo
    What? He's too fast.
[16:51] Kubo
    His kicks! He's really good!
[16:55] Kubo
    Another? Is it a roundhouse this time?
[16:59] Kubo
    I'll block it and retaliate!
[17:03] Man 1
    Ya gotta be kidding. He's taking
    Takao down without breaking a sweat!
[17:05] Kubo
    Hey... Stop...
[17:09] Kubo
    I apologize. So...
[17:12] Taehun
    You got 100 yen?
[17:14] Kubo
    I'll give you 100 yen.
[17:17] Taehun
    Not you.
[17:20] Taehun
    I'm asking you.
[17:23] Man 1
    Yeah, I'll give you 100 yen.
[17:26] Man 1
    So please forgive us.
[17:32] Taehun
    Hey, you got 10,000 yen?
    I wanna hit the arcade.
[17:36] Man 1
    Okay, okay! Just take it! So please...
[17:43] Taehun
    Then, what about a million yen?
[17:46] Taehun
    Oh, dear. Your friend
    doesn't have a million yen.
[17:50] Man 1
    I'm... I'm sorry...
[17:56] Snapper
    That's Taehun? He's an even
    bigger psychopath than the rumors say!
[18:00] Snapper
    I've never seen someone beat up the friends
    of the guy who started the fight before!
[18:05] Man 1
    I'm sorry!
[18:06] Snapper
    We should stay away from this guy.
[18:08] Snapper
    But we did promise our viewers...
[18:09] Man 1
    I'm sorry, so please stop!
[18:15] Snapper
    Safe!
[18:17] Snapper
    When he suddenly looked my way,
     I thought I was a goner.
[18:21] Hobin
    Idiot. So he caught you, huh?
    But why'd you bring me into it?
[18:25] Snapper
    I have to be more careful in the future.
[18:28] Hobin
    Yeah.
[18:29] Hobin
    It's great that you're a hard worker,
     but you've gotta be careful.
[18:38] Hobin
    We're done for.
[18:39] Taehun
    Who are you? Why were you filming me?
[18:43] Snapper
    Well, you see, your taekwondo
     moves were just so cool.
[18:47] Taehun
    Oh, is that so?
[18:50] Hobin
    Good one, Snapper. What a smooth talker!
[18:52] Hobin
    He can talk us out of this!
[18:55] Hobin
    It's not like I've decided to
    actually fight this monster yet.
[18:58] Hobin
    Besides, there's no reason
    why I should fight him at all.
[19:01] Hobin
    I'm not some hero driven by justice.
[19:04] Hobin
    My body can't take on
    every fight that comes knocking.
[19:07] Hobin
    We have to run, no matter what.
[19:10] Gaeul
    Are you all right?!
[19:12] Gaeul
    I won't let you harm
    my seniors, you scoundrel!
[19:17] Hobin
    Gaeul? Uh-oh!
[19:19] Gaeul
    Given her personality,
    she might pick a fight with anyone,
[19:23] Gaeul
    and that could result in an emergency
    like last time with Bomi!
[19:28] Gaeul
    Taehun?
[19:31] Gaeul
    Damn you, you thug.
[19:32] Hobin
    She's in the same category as me!
[19:35] Snapper
    Idiot! Why'd you come here, too?
[19:38] Gaeul
    If you hit me, I'll call my dad...
[19:42] Hobin
    Gaeul seems scared, too.
    Let's do our best to escape.
[19:46] Taehun
    Anyway, you wanted to
     get me on video, right?
[19:50] Gaeul
    Yes, yes.
[19:51] Snapper
    Right, right.
[19:52] Hobin
    We'll delete the video right away.
     So yeah, anyway, excuse us.
[19:57] Taehun
    You're "Viral Hit," right?
[20:03] Taehun
    I thought you came here to fight me.
[20:05] Taehun
    I heard you guys were talking
    about beating the crap out of me.
[20:09] Taehun
    I also heard you make a
     ton of money. Good timing.
[20:14] Taehun
    Gimme your NewTubu.
[20:19] Hobin
    That's just like any other
    common thug, you say?
[20:22] Hobin
    You only say that because
    you don't know a thing.
[20:26] Hobin
    The real reason people call him
    the devil is because...
[20:29] Hobin
    he takes your friends hostage.
[20:33] Hobin
    Taehun doesn't really
    want the things he takes.
[20:37] Hobin
    His real goal is to make people watch their
    friends get beat up, filling their hearts with...
[20:44] Hobin
    powerlessness and shame.
[20:47] Taehun
    Gimme your NewTubu.
[20:51] Taehun
    You got 100 yen?
[20:58] Hobin
    Does this guy think humans
    are toys or something?
[21:01] Snapper
    Don't you have any pride whatsoever?
[21:03] Gaeul
    Does it still hurt?
[21:05] Snapper
    I wanted... to show off.
[21:08] Hobin
    You can have my friends
    and my channel subscribers.
SIGN    How to beat a taekwondo fighter in a fight as a regular person
[21:12] Samdak
    "How to beat a taekwondo fighter
    in a fight as a regular person!"
[21:16] Hobin
    Is it 'cause you think you'll lose
    if you fight me a month from now?
[21:22] Taehun
    Try me.