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E8 - A Real Fight

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SIGN    New stream! Viral Hit channel begins
[00:05] Taehun
    Give me your NewTubu.
[00:08] Snapper
    It's so embarrassing.
[00:10] Hobin
    I'm challenging a pro to a brawl.
[00:14] Gaeul
    He'll get a taste of my special calf kick!
[00:17] Samdak
    So train your core muscles!
[00:19] Snapper
    Training your abs won't
    help you beat Taehun!
[00:23] Hobin
    If the floor's slippery,
    Taehun won't be able to use his kicks.
[00:27] Taehun
    Don't tell me that's all you had.
[00:29] Hobin
    I have to hold on for three minutes
     so we can insert ads.
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    World Taekwondo
     Foundation
SIGN    Episode 8
SIGN    Episode 8
SIGN    Episode 8
SIGN    A Real
    Fight
[02:13] Hobin
    Huh? How?
SIGN    Stay focused!
SIGN    Stay focused!
SIGN    Stay focused!
SIGN    That's what you get for showing off
SIGN    Stay focused!
SIGN    That's what you get for showing off
SIGN    Stay focused!
SIGN    That's what you get for showing off
SIGN    That's a pro you're facing!
SIGN    Stay focused!
SIGN    That's what you get for showing off
SIGN    That's a pro you're facing!
[02:16] Taehun
    Hey. Where are you going?
[02:19] Hobin
    He's so fast. How's he so fast?
[02:24] Hobin
    With the floor wet,
    he should be slipping around.
[02:27] Hobin
    It's not like he's wearing water shoes.
[02:30] Hobin
    With Pakgo, I was able to keep my distance.
[02:33] Hobin
    But Taehun is predicting all of my moves.
SIGN    He's running away lol
SIGN    He's running away lol
[02:37] Hobin
    That's when I learned
    for the first time...
[02:40] Gaeul
    Taehun's not like Pakgo at all.
SIGN    Add a comment...
SIGN    Taehun's not like Pakgo at all
SIGN    Taehun's not like Pakgo at all
SIGN    Taehun's not like Pakgo at all
SIGN    Taehun's not like Pakgo at all
SIGN    Taehun's not like Pakgo at all
SIGN    The editor's here lol
SIGN    Show us your face
SIGN    Taehun's not like Pakgo at all
SIGN    The editor's here lol
SIGN    Show us your face
SIGN    The editor's here lol
SIGN    Show us your face
SIGN    Show us
SIGN    The editor's here lol
SIGN    Show us your face
SIGN    Show us
SIGN    Show us your face
SIGN    Show us
SIGN    Take a look at Taehun's feet
SIGN    Show us your face
SIGN    Show us
SIGN    Take a look at Taehun's feet
[02:44] Gaeul
    Take a look at Taehun's feet.
[02:46] Hobin
    ...just how important footwork is.
[02:49] Hobin
    It looks like he's slipping, but he's actually
     using his body skillfully to close in on me.

SIGN    Yup, pros really are on another level!
SIGN    Yup, pros really are on another level!
[02:54] Gaeul
    Yup, pros really
    are on another level!

SIGN    Yup, pros really are on another level!
SIGN    Did you think a pro would only practice kicks?
SIGN    Yup, pros really are on another level!
SIGN    Did you think a pro would only practice kicks?
[02:58] Gaeul
    Did you think a pro
    would only practice kicks?

SIGN    Yup, pros really are on another level!
SIGN    Did you think a pro would only practice kicks?
SIGN    He's using his footwork to close the distance!
SIGN    Yup, pros really are on another level!
SIGN    Did you think a pro would only practice kicks?
SIGN    He's using his footwork to close the distance!
[03:01] Gaeul
    He's using his footwork
    to close the distance.

[03:05] Gaeul
    These are techniques
    a real pro uses!

SIGN    These are techniques a real pro uses!
SIGN    He doesn't call himself
    a pro for nothing!
SIGN    These are techniques a real pro uses!
SIGN    He doesn't call himself
    a pro for nothing!
SIGN    These are techniques a real pro uses!
SIGN    He doesn't call himself
    a pro for nothing!
SIGN    Do you
    understand?
SIGN    These are techniques a real pro uses!
SIGN    He doesn't call himself
    a pro for nothing!
SIGN    Do you
    understand?
[03:09] Gaeul
    He doesn't call himself
     a pro for nothing!

[03:12] Gaeul
    Do you understand?
[03:14] Hobin
    I can't even run away!
SIGN    Hobin's done for...
SIGN    Hobin's done for...
[03:16] Hobin
    But who cares?!
[03:20] Hobin
    Calf kick!
[03:23] Hobin
    I also trained really hard!
[03:26] Hobin
    His punches are too fast for me to use
    "How to get hit without getting hurt."
[03:32] Hobin
    No. This ain't over at all.
[03:36] Hobin
    I'm tanking good hits all over.
    It's draining my stamina.
[03:43] Hobin
    Calf—
[03:46] Hobin
    But this is the only thing
    I can do right now!
[03:50] Snapper
    I wish he'd stop shouting
    his move when he attacks.
[03:56] Snapper
    At any rate...
[03:57] Snapper
    It's just a matter of time
    before he gets knocked out!
[04:02] Snapper
    One more! Calf kick!
[04:05] Snapper
    Why's he fixated on those calf kicks?
[04:09] Snapper
    Could he have a reason for
    shouting it out every time?
[04:13] Snapper
    Is he trying to throw that punch while
    his opponent's focus is on the calf kicks?

[04:21] Hobin
    C-Calf...
[04:27] Hobin
    Tackle!
[04:31] Taehun
    This guy...
[04:33] Samdak
    Are you still lacking confidence,
    even after all of that training?
[04:38] Samdak
    Are you afraid your tackle won't work?
[04:40] Samdak
    Have you tried a tackle before
    and failed? If that
is the case...
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Wtf lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Wtf lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Wtf lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Wtf lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Wtf lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Clap clap clap clap
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Wtf lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Clap clap clap clap
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Wtf lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Clap clap clap clap
SIGN    What a dangerous tackle lol
SIGN    Wtf lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Clap clap clap clap
SIGN    What a dangerous tackle lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Clap clap clap clap
SIGN    What a dangerous tackle lol
SIGN    Unexpected lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Clap clap clap clap
SIGN    What a dangerous tackle lol
SIGN    Unexpected lol
SIGN    Clap clap clap clap
SIGN    What a dangerous tackle lol
SIGN    Unexpected lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Clap clap clap clap
SIGN    What a dangerous tackle lol
SIGN    Unexpected lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    What a dangerous tackle lol
SIGN    Unexpected lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    I seriously just lol'd
SIGN    What a dangerous tackle lol
SIGN    Unexpected lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    I seriously just lol'd
SIGN    Unexpected lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    I seriously just lol'd
SIGN    Danger tackle lol
SIGN    Unexpected lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    I seriously just lol'd
SIGN    Danger tackle lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    I seriously just lol'd
SIGN    Danger tackle lol
SIGN    He didn't even budge lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    I seriously just lol'd
SIGN    Danger tackle lol
SIGN    He didn't even budge lol
[04:45] Samdak
    ...then what you did before
    wasn't a real tackle!
[04:49] Samdak
    Your tackle most likely failed last time
    because you missed a vital focal point.
[04:54] Samdak
    Namely, the back of the knees.
[04:56] Samdak
    Grab your opponent there and pull.
    You should be able to take down a bigger foe.
[05:01] Samdak
    Double leg tackle!
[05:04] Hobin
    I did it!
SIGN    Awesome
SIGN    Awesome
SIGN    Awesome
SIGN    What just happened?
SIGN    Awesome
SIGN    What just happened?
[05:07] Snapper
    But something feels off about this.
    Would Taehun really go down so easily?
[05:13] Samdak
    Now that you've scored a takedown,
[05:16] Samdak
    your chances of
    winning are over 50%!

SIGN    I've got goosebumps!
SIGN    I've got goosebumps!
SIGN    I've got goosebumps!
SIGN    Seriously awesome!
SIGN    I've got goosebumps!
SIGN    Seriously awesome!
SIGN    I've got goosebumps!
SIGN    Seriously awesome!
SIGN    He can win this!
SIGN    I've got goosebumps!
SIGN    Seriously awesome!
SIGN    He can win this!
[05:20] Snapper
    That's it! Punch him! Hobin wins!
SIGN    Whoa!
SIGN    Whoa!
SIGN    Whoa!
SIGN    Go, dude!
SIGN    Whoa!
SIGN    Go, dude!
SIGN    Whoa!
SIGN    Go, dude!
SIGN    Go!
SIGN    Whoa!
SIGN    Go, dude!
SIGN    Go!
[05:25] Samdak
    But please remember this one thing.
[05:28] Samdak
    Do not swing down and punch them.
[05:31] Samdak
    You're facing a pro.
    You only get one chance.
[05:35] Samdak
    What should you do, you ask?
[05:37] Samdak
    I've already taught you how to knock out
    your opponent with one move.
[05:43] Hobin
    Hurry!
[05:44] Samdak
    Slide your hand into the opponent's collar,
    grab them by the clothes, and pull hard.
[05:49] Hobin
    I have to hurry!
[05:50] Samdak
    Entangle your opponent like they're in
    a spider's web so that they can't resist.
[05:54] Hobin
    There's no time!
[05:56] Samdak
    Then, cross your other hand over.
[06:00] Hobin
    Hurry!
[06:01] Samdak
    Clench your fists as hard as you can.
[06:04] Hobin
    Clench my fists.
[06:06] Hobin
    Effort always pays off.
[06:08] Samdak
    This is the move that puts
    pressure on the carotid artery:
[06:11] Samdak
    the cross choke!
SIGN    A choke?!
SIGN    A choke?!
SIGN    A choke?!
SIGN    Using a choke here and now?
SIGN    A choke?!
SIGN    Using a choke here and now?
SIGN    A choke?!
SIGN    Using a choke here and now?
SIGN    Seriously?
SIGN    A choke?!
SIGN    Using a choke here and now?
SIGN    Seriously?
[06:13] Hobin
    Hurry!
[06:14] Samdak
    It takes ten seconds for a person to black out.
    Count it out in your head.
[06:14] Hobin
    One, two, three, four, five, six, seven...
SIGN    But why...
SIGN    But why...
[06:21] Taehun
    Hey.
SIGN    But why...
SIGN    Why's Taehun looking so unfazed?
SIGN    But why...
SIGN    Why's Taehun looking so unfazed?
[06:21] Hobin
    Eight, nine, ten...
[06:22] Taehun
    Your legs aren't on mine.
[06:25] Hobin
    Why?
[06:27] Taehun
    This is your first real fight, isn't it?
[06:31] Hobin
    The cross choke isn't work?
[06:34] Taehun
    Looks like you got impatient.
SIGN    How to Fight
    Lesson 1
[06:36] Samdak
    How to Fight, Lesson 1:
    "Never get worked up."
SIGN    Never Get
    Worked Up
[06:41] Samdak
    This rule applies to you, too.
[06:45] Samdak
    The less experienced you are,
[06:47] Samdak
    the more you should focus on staying calm
    and doing things slowly, step by step.
[06:51] Hobin
    I'm an idiot.
[06:53] Hobin
    After all that practice, too.
SIGN    Argh!
SIGN    Argh!
SIGN    Argh!
SIGN    You scared me!
SIGN    Argh!
SIGN    You scared me!
SIGN    Argh!
SIGN    You scared me!
SIGN    My heart almost stopped lol
SIGN    Argh!
SIGN    You scared me!
SIGN    My heart almost stopped lol
[06:56] Hobin
    After training for a whole month
    by hanging in the closet.
[06:59] Hobin
    I got too carried away with executing
    the move and lost track of the basics.
[07:05] Taehun
    A tackle into a cross choke, huh?
    I'll admit, you've been working hard.
[07:12] Snapper
    Damn it! He was so close!
SIGN    Nice try
SIGN    Nice try
SIGN    Nice try
SIGN    One more tackle wins it probably!
SIGN    Nice try
SIGN    One more tackle wins it probably!
SIGN    Nice try
SIGN    One more tackle wins it probably!
SIGN    Don't lose now!
SIGN    Nice try
SIGN    One more tackle wins it probably!
SIGN    Don't lose now!
[07:15] Gaeul
    Taehun let himself get
    taken down on purpose!
SIGN    Taehun let himself get taken down on purpose!
SIGN    Taehun let himself get taken down on purpose!
SIGN    Taehun let himself get taken down on purpose!
SIGN    Taehun let himself get taken down on purpose!
[07:19] Snapper
    What?
SIGN    Huh? Seriously?
SIGN    Huh? Seriously?
SIGN    Huh? Seriously?
SIGN    But Taehun was on the back foot, right?
SIGN    Huh? Seriously?
SIGN    But Taehun was on the back foot, right?
[07:21] Taehun
    So listen...
[07:24] Taehun
    Wanna know why I let you take me down?
[07:28] Hobin
    When did he take that?
[07:30] Hobin
    He let me tackle him
    so he could take my shoe?
[07:34] Hobin
    So, this whole time,
    I wasn't doing any damage?
SIGN    Why would you think a pro would go down so easily...
SIGN    Why would you think a pro would go down so easily...
SIGN    Why would you think a pro would go down so easily...
SIGN    Why would you think a pro would go down so easily...
[07:38] Gaeul
    Why would you think a pro
    would go down so easily
SIGN    Why would you think a pro would go down so easily...
SIGN    because some untrained guy tackled him?
SIGN    Why would you think a pro would go down so easily...
SIGN    because some untrained guy tackled him?
SIGN    Why would you think a pro would go down so easily...
SIGN    because some untrained guy tackled him?
SIGN    Why would you think a pro would go down so easily...
SIGN    because some untrained guy tackled him?
[07:41] Gaeul
    because some untrained guy tackled him?
[07:44] Samdak
    Always remember this:
[07:47] Samdak
    a regular person can only defeat a taekwondo
    fighter is to stop them using their kicks.
[07:52] Samdak
    If you fail at that,
    the only thing left to do is...

[07:59] Samdak
    ...run away immediately.
[08:02] Samdak
    When fully unleashed, those kicks will
    have as much force as a one-ton truck!
[08:10] Taehun
    I can finally use my kicks.
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
[08:30] Munseong
    You sure you don't want to watch?
[08:32] Bomi
    Yeah.
[08:34] Munseong
    Well, I understand why you're angry at him.
[08:37] Munseong
    He's been ignoring your calls
     since that day, right?
[08:41] Bomi
    I don't want to talk about Hobin.
[08:44] Munseong
    This time, he's fighting a pro.
[08:47] Bomi
    Like I said, I'm not interested.
[08:50] Munseong
    Oh, he managed to land a move.
[08:54] Munseong
    I thought you didn't want to watch.
[08:56] Bomi
    Did Hobin just win?
[08:58] Munseong
    No.
[09:00] Munseong
    He messed up the last bit.
[09:02] Bomi
    Hey, c'mon.
[09:04] Bomi
    Why'd you turn it off? Turn it back on.
[09:07] Munseong
    Right now, it's better if you don't watch.
[09:12] Snapper
    Hobin!
[09:14] Snapper
    You idiot! Snap out of it!
SIGN    Why are you spacing out?
SIGN    Why are you spacing out?
SIGN    Why are you spacing out?
SIGN    Get up! Get up, Hobin!
SIGN    Why are you spacing out?
SIGN    Get up! Get up, Hobin!
SIGN    Why are you spacing out?
SIGN    Get up! Get up, Hobin!
SIGN    Hobin, you idiot! Snap out of it!
SIGN    Why are you spacing out?
SIGN    Get up! Get up, Hobin!
SIGN    Hobin, you idiot! Snap out of it!
[09:17] Hobin
    The tackle and the cross choke...
    He let me do them on purpose?
SIGN    This is no time to get all depressed!
SIGN    This is no time to get all depressed!
SIGN    This is no time to get all depressed!
SIGN    He's totally having a breakdown lol
SIGN    This is no time to get all depressed!
SIGN    He's totally having a breakdown lol
[09:23] Hobin
    All to take my shoe?
[09:25] Taehun
    Wow, it really doesn't slip at all.
[09:29] Hobin
    My month of hard work...
    What good did it do?
SIGN    Add a comment...
SIGN    Don't give up!
SIGN    Don't give up!
SIGN    Don't give up!
SIGN    Fight on!
SIGN    Don't give up!
SIGN    Fight on!
SIGN    Don't give up!
SIGN    Fight on!
SIGN    Fight on!
SIGN    Don't give up!
SIGN    Fight on!
SIGN    Fight on!
SIGN    Don't give up!
SIGN    Fight on!
SIGN    Fight on!
SIGN    Don't lose!
SIGN    Fight on!
SIGN    Fight on!
SIGN    Don't lose!
[09:36] Hobin
    No. There's no way to beat this guy.
[09:40] Hobin
    I had zero chance from the start.
[09:43] Hobin
    I'm sorry to everyone watching.
SIGN    Apology not accepted
SIGN    Apology not accepted
SIGN    Apology not accepted
SIGN    If saying sorry solved everything,
SIGN    we wouldn't
    need police!
SIGN    Apology not accepted
SIGN    If saying sorry solved everything,
SIGN    we wouldn't
    need police!
SIGN    Apology not accepted
SIGN    If saying sorry solved everything,
SIGN    we wouldn't
    need police!
SIGN    Yeah, this is over lol
SIGN    Apology not accepted
SIGN    If saying sorry solved everything,
SIGN    we wouldn't
    need police!
SIGN    Yeah, this is over lol
[09:47] Snapper
    Hey, Hobin...
[09:49] Snapper
    I thought you wanted to make money!
[09:55] Hobin
    Message received.
[09:57] Hobin
    Everyone, I've received
    your messages of support.
SIGN    I spat out my drink lol
SIGN    I spat out my drink lol
SIGN    I spat out my drink lol
SIGN    Instant recovery lol
SIGN    I spat out my drink lol
SIGN    Instant recovery lol
SIGN    I spat out my drink lol
SIGN    Instant recovery lol
SIGN    Behold the power of money
SIGN    I spat out my drink lol
SIGN    Instant recovery lol
SIGN    Behold the power of money
SIGN    I spat out my drink lol
SIGN    Instant recovery lol
SIGN    Behold the power of money
SIGN    Money makes the world go round!
SIGN    I spat out my drink lol
SIGN    Instant recovery lol
SIGN    Behold the power of money
SIGN    Money makes the world go round!
SIGN    Instant recovery lol
SIGN    Behold the power of money
SIGN    Money makes the world go round!
SIGN    What a money-grubber lol
SIGN    Instant recovery lol
SIGN    Behold the power of money
SIGN    Money makes the world go round!
SIGN    What a money-grubber lol
[10:03] Hobin
    The master said taekwondo fighters can only
    unleash their true power if they use both feet.
[10:09] Hobin
    According to Snapper,
    Taehun's dominant foot is his right one.
[10:13] Hobin
    Since he's wearing the
    water shoe on his right foot,
[10:16] Hobin
    he'll use his left foot
    to kick and avoid slipping.
[10:20] Hobin
    I'll do it this time.
[10:22] Hobin
    I'll land a tackle and
    finish with a cross choke—
[10:26] Hobin
    Huh?
[10:27] Hobin
    He feels so far away.
[10:30] Samdak
    A regular person can only beat a taekwondo
    fighter by preventing them from kicking.
[10:36] Samdak
    If you fail to do that,
    it's impossible to beat them.
[10:42] Samdak
    When you get kicked,
    your head will go completely blank.
[10:46] Samdak
    Nobody can stay sharp after
    being hit by a one-ton truck, right?
[10:51] Hobin
    I can't breathe.
[10:53] Snapper
    Hobin!
[10:54] Hobin
    What just happened?
[10:57] Hobin
    Uh... What am I supposed to do now?
[11:02] Snapper
    Hey! Snap out of it!
[11:05] Hobin
    I guess I should attack?
[11:11] Samdak
    All of your hard work...
[11:13] Hobin
    Well, I guess next is a calf—
[11:16] Samdak
    ...will go down the drain!
[11:20] Samdak
    Taekwondo moves can strike you
    from any angle. The full 360 degrees.
[11:25] Taehun
    Your dominant foot is your right one, right?
[11:29] Samdak
    Can you predict your opponent's moves?
[11:36] Taehun
    Don't worry. I went easy on you.
     It shouldn't be broken.
[11:41] Snapper
    Come on. Stop this.
SIGN    Yeah, he's done
SIGN    Yeah, he's done
SIGN    Yeah, he's done
SIGN    I can't watch this anymore
SIGN    Yeah, he's done
SIGN    I can't watch this anymore
SIGN    Yeah, he's done
SIGN    I can't watch this anymore
SIGN    Snapper, stop them already
SIGN    Yeah, he's done
SIGN    I can't watch this anymore
SIGN    Snapper, stop them already
[11:44] Snapper
    That's enough! Are you listening, Taehun?
[11:47] Samdak
    A clean hit is a surefire knockout.
[11:50] Samdak
    The only move where you can
    turn your back to the enemy...
[11:55] Samdak
    Taekwondo's fanciest move:
[11:57] Samdak
    the back kick!
[12:07] Snapper
    Hobin!
[12:10] Taehun
    You're lucky. If that had been
    my right leg, you'd be dead.
[12:15] Taehun
    You all right? You're so skinny,
    I probably cracked a rib or two.
[12:21] Taehun
    Well, as promised, I'm taking your NewTubu.
[12:25] Taehun
    I look forward to working with you, Snapper.
    What kind of content should we make?
[12:32] Snapper
    Hey, stop...
[12:34] Taehun
    What do you mean, "stop"?
    We haven't even started.
[12:38] Snapper
    Not you.
[12:41] Snapper
    Please just stop...
[12:45] Snapper
    Hobin!
SIGN    Stop him already
SIGN    Stop him already
SIGN    Stop him already
SIGN    He's actually gonna die, isn't he?
SIGN    Stop him already
SIGN    He's actually gonna die, isn't he?
[12:52] Hobin
    Taekwondo's back kicks are dangerous
    even if they don't catch you fully.
[12:58] Hobin
    You have to build up a body
     that can resist them.
SIGN    As expected
SIGN    As expected
SIGN    As expected
SIGN    Yup, I assumed that, too
SIGN    As expected
SIGN    Yup, I assumed that, too
[13:03] Hobin
    How to Fight: Lesson 3...
[13:08] Hobin
    "How to beat... a taekwondo fighter...
    in a fight... as a regular person..."
[13:14] Hobin
    Control the environment...
    Take away their ability to kick.
SIGN    Whoooooooa!
SIGN    Whoooooooa!
SIGN    Whoooooooa!
SIGN    Hobin's standing!
SIGN    Whoooooooa!
SIGN    Hobin's standing!
SIGN    Whoooooooa!
SIGN    Hobin's standing!
SIGN    Awesome!
SIGN    Whoooooooa!
SIGN    Hobin's standing!
SIGN    Awesome!
SIGN    Whoooooooa!
SIGN    Hobin's standing!
SIGN    Awesome!
SIGN    Let's go!
SIGN    Whoooooooa!
SIGN    Hobin's standing!
SIGN    Awesome!
SIGN    Let's go!
[13:22] Hobin
    Stay tuned, viewers.
SIGN    He's already badly beat up...
SIGN    He's already badly beat up...
SIGN    He's already badly beat up...
SIGN    There's just no way to win from here!
SIGN    He's already badly beat up...
SIGN    There's just no way to win from here!
[13:27] Snapper
    Hey, just stop now!
    You're seriously going to die!
[13:31] Snapper
    Is money really that important to you?
    Why would you go this far?
[13:47] Hobin
    Don't forget to like, subscribe,
    and hit that notification button!
[13:53] Hobin
    This isn't about money.
[13:56] Taehun
    I'm speechless.
[13:58] Taehun
    You think by standing in a
     toilet stall with walls on all sides,
[14:01] Taehun
    you can prevent me from using my kicks?
[14:05] Taehun
    You think you can win that way?
[14:09] Hobin
    Yeah, I do.
[14:11] Taehun
    I see. I'll just have to show you, then.
[14:26] Hobin
    It's all for evading the back kick.
[14:42] Hobin
    It's all for this one move!
[14:47] Hobin
    This time, I'll succeed!
[14:53] Munseong
    This isn't like last time.
[14:57] Munseong
    It's perfect. A baseball choke.
[15:01] Snapper
    He made a bet.
[15:04] Snapper
    To Taehun, Hobin was less than human,
    so it was fun. Exciting, even.
[15:09] Snapper
    Height: not even 170 cm.
SIGN    Whoooooooa!
SIGN    Hobin's standing!
[15:12] Snapper
    Weight: barely 50 kg, if that.
SIGN    Whoooooooa!
SIGN    Hobin's standing!
SIGN    Awesome!
SIGN    Whoooooooa!
SIGN    Hobin's standing!
SIGN    Awesome!
SIGN    Whoooooooa!
SIGN    Hobin's standing!
SIGN    Awesome!
SIGN    Let's go!
SIGN    Whoooooooa!
SIGN    Hobin's standing!
SIGN    Awesome!
SIGN    Let's go!
[15:14] Snapper
    He was just a toy.
    A plaything to sate his bloodlust.

SIGN    He's already badly beat up...
SIGN    He's already badly beat up...
SIGN    He's already badly beat up...
SIGN    There's just no way to win from here!
SIGN    He's already badly beat up...
SIGN    There's just no way to win from here!
[15:19] Snapper
    But now, that toy's filling him
    with powerlessness and shame.
[15:26] Snapper
    It's just like that time.
[15:28] Snapper
    The time he felt he had reached his limit.
    The first time he tasted defeat.
[15:35] Snapper
    That unforgettable moment when
    he encountered a setback as a fighter.
[15:43] Snapper
    Just like that previous time, he tapped out.
[15:47] Snapper
    The tap out.
[15:49] Snapper
    The most humiliating moment for a fighter.
[15:53] Snapper
    Hobin!
[15:54] Snapper
    It's the moment the fighter admits
    defeat to the watching masses.
[15:59] Snapper
    This man known as a devil was
    defeated by a far lesser fighter. By a toy.
[16:04] Snapper
    You win!
[16:06] Snapper
    And then, it was all over.
[16:08] Snapper
    Or so it seemed.
[16:11] Snapper
    Uh, Hobin? Hey, that's enough now.
[16:15] Snapper
    You've won.
[16:17] Snapper
    If this was inside the ring,
    the bell would've rung by now.
[16:21] Snapper
    But this wasn't in any ring.
[16:24] Snapper
    And the inexperienced Hobin was so focused,
    he didn't even notice Taehun tapping out.
[16:29] Hobin
    Six...
[16:31] Snapper
    I said stop already!
[16:31] Hobin
    Seven...
[16:33] Snapper
    Adrenaline. Extreme excitement.
[16:37] Snapper
    You're going to kill him!
[16:40] Hobin
    Eight...
[16:41] Snapper
    No matter how loudly the audience screamed,
    the sound didn't reach his ears.
[16:45] Snapper
    The only voice he could hear was...
[16:47] Samdak
    A street brawl is not a
    martial arts contest in a ring.
[16:51] Samdak
    Never let your guard down
    until the opponent is unconscious.
[16:54] Samdak
    Once you pull off the
    baseball choke, count to ten.
[16:58] Samdak
    If you don't finish the fight here,
    the opponent will surely get up again.
[17:04] Hobin
    Ten!
SIGN    Seriously?!!!
SIGN    Seriously?!!!
SIGN    Seriously?!!!
SIGN    I've got goosebumps!!!
SIGN    Seriously?!!!
SIGN    I've got goosebumps!!!
SIGN    Seriously?!!!
SIGN    I've got goosebumps!!!
SIGN    Wasn't that incredible?
SIGN    Seriously?!!!
SIGN    I've got goosebumps!!!
SIGN    Wasn't that incredible?
SIGN    Seriously?!!!
SIGN    I've got goosebumps!!!
SIGN    Wasn't that incredible?
SIGN    So unexpected!
SIGN    Seriously?!!!
SIGN    I've got goosebumps!!!
SIGN    Wasn't that incredible?
SIGN    So unexpected!
SIGN    I've got goosebumps!!!
SIGN    Wasn't that incredible?
SIGN    So unexpected!
SIGN    That wasn't all staged, was it?
SIGN    I've got goosebumps!!!
SIGN    Wasn't that incredible?
SIGN    So unexpected!
SIGN    That wasn't all staged, was it?
[17:18] Hobin
    I won!
[17:22] Caster
    Oh, Taehun's tapping out after a baseball choke!
[17:28] Caster
    A breath of fresh air in the
    world of MMA due to his taekwondo,
[17:32] Caster
    Taehun and his high aspirations
    have hit a huge wall.
[17:37] Caster
    Is this the limit of taekwondo?
    Is it useless in MMA?
[17:44] Snapper
    Hey, let's go already.
[17:47] Hobin
    What are you saying, dumbass?
[17:49] Hobin
    He's unconscious.
    We can't just leave him like this.
[17:52] Snapper
    Aw, c'mon. He's gonna wake up
    if we don't leave now.
SIGN    Uh, hey, guys? Lolol
SIGN    Uh, hey, guys? Lolol
SIGN    Uh, hey, guys? Lolol
SIGN    And who knocked him out, hm? Lolol
SIGN    Uh, hey, guys? Lolol
SIGN    And who knocked him out, hm? Lolol
SIGN    Uh, hey, guys? Lolol
SIGN    And who knocked him out, hm? Lolol
SIGN    Is he super nice or just dumb?
SIGN    Uh, hey, guys? Lolol
SIGN    And who knocked him out, hm? Lolol
SIGN    Is he super nice or just dumb?
SIGN    Uh, hey, guys? Lolol
SIGN    And who knocked him out, hm? Lolol
SIGN    Is he super nice or just dumb?
SIGN    When Taehun wakes up, he might kill 'em
SIGN    Uh, hey, guys? Lolol
SIGN    And who knocked him out, hm? Lolol
SIGN    Is he super nice or just dumb?
SIGN    When Taehun wakes up, he might kill 'em
[17:56] Taehun
    What are you doing?
[18:00] Hobin
    Um, this is, uh... L-L-Let me explain...
[18:05] Snapper
    I-It was all his idea!
[18:08] Taehun
    Hey!
[18:10] Taehun
    Do you really want to die?
[18:13] Hobin
    I was just... worried...
[18:17] Taehun
    Worried?
[18:22] Hobin
    Here...
[18:25] Hobin
    It's yours, right?
SIGN    World Taekwondo
    Foundation
[18:27] Hobin
    It fell on the floor, so I picked it up.
[18:31] Hobin
    It seemed important to you.
[18:39] Taehun
    You're so annoying.
SIGN    He can't be honest, can he?
[18:40] Hobin
    Ow!
SIGN    He can't be honest, can he?
SIGN    He can't be honest, can he?
SIGN    Hey, Taehun! Say "thank you"!
SIGN    He can't be honest, can he?
SIGN    Hey, Taehun! Say "thank you"!
SIGN    He can't be honest, can he?
SIGN    Hey, Taehun! Say "thank you"!
SIGN    Hobin's too nice
SIGN    He can't be honest, can he?
SIGN    Hey, Taehun! Say "thank you"!
SIGN    Hobin's too nice
[18:42] Taehun
    I lose. You can have the NewTubu.
SIGN    It was never yours!
SIGN    It was never yours!
SIGN    It was never yours!
SIGN    They lucked out
SIGN    It was never yours!
SIGN    They lucked out
[18:47] Taehun
    Hey.
SIGN    It was never yours!
SIGN    They lucked out
SIGN    I'm gonna start hanging in my closet, too
SIGN    It was never yours!
SIGN    They lucked out
SIGN    I'm gonna start hanging in my closet, too
SIGN    What a rush!
SIGN    It was never yours!
SIGN    They lucked out
SIGN    I'm gonna start hanging in my closet, too
SIGN    I'm gonna start hanging in my closet, too
SIGN    What a rush!
SIGN    It was never yours!
SIGN    They lucked out
[18:49] Taehun
    If I ever see your face again,
    I'll make sure you regret it.
[18:54] Hobin
    Whew, that was a close one.
SIGN    For a sec, I thought you were goners
SIGN    For a sec, I thought you were goners
[18:57] Snapper
    Let's steer clear of the arcade.
SIGN    For a sec, I thought you were goners
SIGN    You totally scared us!
SIGN    For a sec, I thought you were goners
SIGN    You totally scared us!
SIGN    For a sec, I thought you were goners
SIGN    You totally scared us!
SIGN    But you were seriously awesome!
SIGN    For a sec, I thought you were goners
SIGN    You totally scared us!
SIGN    But you were seriously awesome!
SIGN    For a sec, I thought you were goners
SIGN    You totally scared us!
SIGN    But you were seriously awesome!
SIGN    Good work. I await the next vid
SIGN    For a sec, I thought you were goners
SIGN    You totally scared us!
SIGN    But you were seriously awesome!
SIGN    Good work. I await the next vid
SIGN    You totally scared us!
SIGN    But you were seriously awesome!
SIGN    Good work. I await the next vid
SIGN    Someone make a fan club lol
SIGN    You totally scared us!
SIGN    But you were seriously awesome!
SIGN    Good work. I await the next vid
SIGN    Someone make a fan club lol
SIGN    But you were seriously awesome!
SIGN    Good work. I await the next vid
SIGN    Someone make a fan club lol
SIGN    What a long day
SIGN    But you were seriously awesome!
SIGN    Good work. I await the next vid
SIGN    Someone make a fan club lol
SIGN    What a long day
[19:01] Snapper
    Oh, by the way...
SIGN    Good work. I await the next vid
SIGN    Someone make a fan club lol
SIGN    What a long day
SIGN    Thanks for giving me courage again!
SIGN    Good work. I await the next vid
SIGN    Someone make a fan club lol
SIGN    What a long day
SIGN    Thanks for giving me courage again!
SIGN    Someone make a fan club lol
SIGN    What a long day
SIGN    Thanks for giving me courage again!
SIGN    Is the stream over now?
SIGN    Someone make a fan club lol
SIGN    What a long day
SIGN    Thanks for giving me courage again!
SIGN    Is the stream over now?
[19:02] Snapper
    Hey, Hobin!
     You're sweating profusely!
SIGN    Well, duh. After that workout,
SIGN    being all sweaty is natural
SIGN    Well, duh. After that workout,
SIGN    being all sweaty is natural
SIGN    Well, duh. After that workout,
SIGN    being all sweaty is natural
SIGN    Wait, what's this now?
SIGN    Well, duh. After that workout,
SIGN    being all sweaty is natural
SIGN    Wait, what's this now?
SIGN    Well, duh. After that workout,
SIGN    being all sweaty is natural
SIGN    Wait, what's this now?
SIGN    Well, duh. After that workout,
SIGN    being all sweaty is natural
SIGN    Wait, what's this now?
[19:06] Hobin
    Am I? What do I do? Girls don't
    like the smell of sweat, do they?
SIGN    Medicated Body Spray
[19:11] Snapper
    Don't worry! We have some
    of this amazing body spray!
SIGN    Medicated Body Spray
SIGN    Medicated Body Spray
SIGN    What?
SIGN    What?
[19:17] Hobin
    Wow, incredible. It got rid of
     that annoying sweaty smell,
[19:21] Hobin
    and I'm left with a refreshing scent.
SIGN    A sponsor? Lolol
SIGN    A sponsor? Lolol
SIGN    A sponsor? Lolol
SIGN    Well, this is a surprising tie-in lol
SIGN    A sponsor? Lolol
SIGN    Well, this is a surprising tie-in lol
[19:24] Hobin
    It's the smell of manliness
    that girls are sure to like.
SIGN    A sponsor? Lolol
SIGN    Well, this is a surprising tie-in lol
SIGN    Is this really the right tie-in for them?
SIGN    A sponsor? Lolol
SIGN    Well, this is a surprising tie-in lol
SIGN    Is this really the right tie-in for them?
SIGN    A sponsor? Lolol
SIGN    Well, this is a surprising tie-in lol
SIGN    Is this really the right tie-in for them?
SIGN    "Girls are sure to like"?
SIGN    A sponsor? Lolol
SIGN    Well, this is a surprising tie-in lol
SIGN    Is this really the right tie-in for them?
SIGN    "Girls are sure to like"
SIGN    Well, this is a surprising tie-in lol
SIGN    Is this really the right tie-in for them?
SIGN    "Girls are sure to like"?
SIGN    Hate to admit it, but I kinda want it lol
SIGN    Well, this is a surprising tie-in lol
SIGN    Is this really the right tie-in for them?
SIGN    "Girls are sure to like"?
SIGN    Hate to admit it, but I kinda want it lol
[19:27] Hobin
    After a fight, make your scent
    manly with this body spray!
SIGN    Damn it lol
SIGN    Damn it lol
SIGN    Damn it lol
SIGN    Someone go get Taehun back lol
[19:31] Hobin
    Available at a
    drugstore near you!
SIGN    Damn it lol
SIGN    Someone go get Taehun back lol
SIGN    Damn it lol
SIGN    Someone go get Taehun back lol
SIGN    Brb going to drugstore
SIGN    Damn it lol
SIGN    Someone go get Taehun back lol
SIGN    Brb going to drugstore
SIGN    Damn it lol
SIGN    Someone go get Taehun back lol
SIGN    Brb going to drugstore
SIGN    Same lol
SIGN    Damn it lol
SIGN    Someone go get Taehun back lol
SIGN    Brb going to drugstore
SIGN    Same lol
SIGN    Medicated Body Spray
[19:35] Hobin
    One quick spray and you're popular!
    It's a must-have for every successful guy.
SIGN    The No.1 Body Spray For Men!
SIGN    This manly body spray brings out
    your rizz!
SIGN    A refreshing scent that attracts women!
SIGN    Complete deodorization of annoying sweat!
SIGN    Just one quick spray after exercise!
SIGN    A must-have for every successful guy!
[19:40] Hobin
    Please give it a try, everyone!
[19:43] Hobin
    It's done!
[19:45] Snapper
    That was so tough!
[19:47] Hobin
    The Viral Hit livestream has ended!
SIGN    Lee's
SIGN    Cleaners
[19:52] Gaeul
    Now, let's see...
[19:55] Hobin
    From here on...
[19:57] Hobin
    we rely on our editor.
[19:59] Gaeul
    Do this to this part, and do that here.
[20:03] Gaeul
    Insert the ad right around here.
[20:07] Gaeul
    Add subtitles, and then we're done.
[20:12] Gaeul
    But getting beat up that bad...
[20:16] Gaeul
    You got me worried.
[20:19] Hobin
    Upload complete!
SIGN    I went MANO A MANO
    with a taekwondo fighter
[20:21] Hobin
    The video edited by Gaeul scored
    3 million views almost instantly.
SIGN    I went MANO A MANO
    with a taekwondo fighter
[20:27] Hobin
    Thank you!
[20:29] Hobin
    And we reached 190,000 subscribers!
[20:35] Snapper
    The edits made it so much better.
[20:38] Hobin
    And the views keep coming!
[20:40] Snapper
    This is why we had to work with a real pro.
[20:42] Snapper
    And to think you hesitated
     when hiring Gaeul.
[20:45] Hobin
    Who, me?
[20:46] Hobin
    Little did I know then...
SIGN    I went MANO A MANO
    with a taekwondo fighter
[20:50] Hobin
    that this video would invite tragedy.
SIGN    I went MANO A MANO
    with a taekwondo fighter
[20:58] Mangi
    If I beat this guy, I bet
    my NewTubu will get popular, too.
[21:02] Girl A
    Could you stop with the cutesy act already?
[21:04] Takumi
    I didn't realize you were so tiny, sir.
[21:07] Snapper
    Those guys started messing with Gaeul.
     She was in danger.
[21:11] Hobin
    I was super annoyed, too!
[21:13] Munseong
    Call Bomi.
[21:14] Bomi
    It's scary how he stares at me every day.
[21:16] Gaeul
    She asked if you think I'm pretty.
[21:20] Bomi
    Video? What video?