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SIGN    New stream! Viral Hit channel begins
[00:05] Hobin
    My life is pure darkness. It's hell.
[00:07] Hobin
    Enough already!
[00:08] Bomi
    Welcome! May I take your order?
[00:10] Pakgo
    Hobin's getting carried away.
[00:12] Jihyeon
    Did you get in a fight?
[00:13] Rumi
    My revenue from that stream
    is already over 30,000 yen!
[00:16] Snapper
    I'll help you make a ton of money.
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Stream starts soon
SIGN    Thank you! 700k subscribers!
[02:12] Pakgo
    Hey, hey!
[02:14] Pakgo
    Hello, everyone! Pakgo here!
SIGN    It's Pakgo
SIGN    Pakgo!
SIGN    He's at
    school lol
SIGN    What's today's stream about?
[02:19] Pakgo
    Today, I'm celebrating
    my channel hitting 700k subscribers.
[02:25] Pakgo
    For my lunchtime live stream today,
[02:27] Pakgo
    I'll be joined by my classmate
    and beauty tips NewTuber, Rumi!
SIGN    Who's this girl?
SIGN    Who's this girl?
SIGN    Who's this girl?
SIGN    Pakgo's
    girlfriend?
SIGN    Who's this girl?
SIGN    Pakgo's
    girlfriend?
[02:33] Rumi
    I'm still new, so please support me!
SIGN    Who's this girl?
SIGN    Pakgo's
    girlfriend?
SIGN    So there's a guest today, huh?
SIGN    Who's this girl?
SIGN    Pakgo's
    girlfriend?
SIGN    So there's a guest today, huh?
SIGN    Who's this girl?
SIGN    Pakgo's
    girlfriend?
SIGN    So there's a guest today, huh?
SIGN    Pakgo mentioned it yesterday
SIGN    Who's this girl?
SIGN    Pakgo's
    girlfriend?
SIGN    So there's a guest today, huh?
SIGN    Pakgo mentioned it yesterday
[02:37] Rumi
    I'll try my best,
    but please go easy on me.
[02:41] Pakgo
    Could you tell the viewers a
     little bit about your channel?
[02:46] Rumi
    I mainly do vids with
     makeup tips for students.
[02:49] Pakgo
    And you have a model with you
     today to show us, don't you?
[02:53] Rumi
    Yes! I worked very hard
    on this model's makeup.
[02:59] Hobin
    It's all NewTubu this, NewTubu that.
SIGN    lol
SIGN    lol
[03:03] Hobin
    This sucks ass.
SIGN    lol
SIGN    wtf lol
SIGN    lol
SIGN    wtf lol
SIGN    lol
SIGN    wtf lol
SIGN    Oh, that kind of "makeup." I get it now
SIGN    lol
SIGN    wtf lol
SIGN    Oh, that kind of "makeup." I get it now
[03:05] Hobin
    If you're gonna use me,
    at least gimme a share of the revenue.
[03:08] Students
    What's going on?
[03:09] Pakgo
    Snapper, camera please.
[03:11] Snapper
    Right.
[03:12] Students
    It's Pakgo.
[03:14] Pakgo
    C'mon, Hobin. Ya gotta greet our viewers.
[03:20] Pakgo
    With a smile.
[03:23] Pakgo
    And one lucky person outta all those
    who like and subscribe to my channel
SIGN    Don't turn your back to the camera lol
SIGN    Don't turn your back to the camera lol
SIGN    Don't turn your back to the camera lol
[03:27] Pakgo
    is gonna win themselves a latest-model PC!
[03:31] Hobin
    Liar. It's a scam.
[03:35] Pakgo
    And now, let's greet all
    of our wonderful viewers!
SIGN    Episode 1
SIGN    Episode 1
SIGN    Episode 1
SIGN    First
    Upload
[03:46] Hobin
    Damn. Why won't this come off?
[03:50] Hobin
    I don't want to come to school anymore.
[03:53] Hobin
    Why do I put up with this, you ask?
[03:56] Hobin
    NewTuber: Pakgo. 700,000 subscribers.
SIGN    Pakgo
SIGN    Troublemaker
    NewTuber
SIGN    700k Subscribers
[04:01] Hobin
    His grades suck, but he knows
    how to rake in the cash.
SIGN    Rumi
SIGN    Beauty
    NewTuber
SIGN    5k Subscribers
[04:05] Hobin
    Newbie NewTuber: Rumi.
[04:07] Hobin
    Able to live off her looks alone.
[04:11] Hobin
    Everyone else has something*.
    I've got nothing.
[04:16] Hobin
    I'm not smart or rich.
[04:19] Hobin
    Yup, that's me.
[04:23] Hobin
    The back of my neck, too? Man...
[04:25] Snapper
    Hey, ugly!
[04:28] Snapper
    I thought I told you to smile!
[04:32] Hobin
    S-Stop!
[04:32] Snapper
    That was live!
    How're ya gonna make up for that?
[04:34] Snapper
    You did it on purpose, didn't you?!
[04:38] Hobin
    This is Snapper.
[04:39] Hobin
    He's Pakgo's cameraman,
    and one of his hangers-on.
[04:42] Hobin
    He's in the delinquents' group.
[04:44] Snapper
    You're so annoying!
    Don't underestimate me!
[04:47] Hobin
    But in a fight, he's...
[04:55] Snapper
    H-Hey, Pakgo. Did you just
    see the look on his face?
[04:58] Pakgo
    Man, oh man. Hobin's getting carried away.
[05:02] Snapper
    I almost wet myself in fear!
[05:05] Hobin
    This is Snapper's position.
[05:06] Pakgo
    If you do, we're streaming it!
[05:08] Hobin
    He volunteered to be Pakgo's cameraman*
    so he could piggyback on his authority.
[05:12] Hobin
    He's a strategist.
[05:13] Snapper
    What's this? You got a problem?
[05:16] Hobin
    That's how the school pecking order works.
[05:19] Rumi
    Wait, for real?
[05:21] Rumi
    My revenue from that stream
    is already over 30,000 yen!
[05:24] Rumi
    Thanks, Pakgo!
[05:26] Hobin
    Was that 30,000 yen?!
[05:26] Pakgo
    Told ya, didn't I?
[05:28] Pakgo
    With your looks, you'll definitely
    steal the hearts of middle-aged men.
[05:29] Hobin
    They barely did anything, yet they
    earned 30,000 yen during lunch break?
[05:32] Pakgo
    Ya gonna repay me in some way?
[05:35] Rumi
    You can count on it.
[05:37] Pakgo
    Huh? What's that even mean?
[05:37] Hobin
    Whoa. I wonder if...
[05:39] Hobin & Snapper
    ...maybe I should start a NewTubu channel, too.
[05:39] Hobin & Snapper
    Maybe I should start a NewTubu channel, too.
[05:44] Snapper
    I think I'm ready.
[05:47] Hobin
    You, a NewTuber?
[05:50] Hobin
    Well, I was thinking the same thing, but...
[05:53] Snapper
    Pakgo, what do I need to
    start a NewTubu channel?
[05:58] Pakgo
    You wanna start one, too?
[06:00] Pakgo
    Minors can't receive revenue, so you'll need
    your parents' account and a bankbook.
[06:06] Snapper
    Seriously?
[06:07] Snapper
    I used some money from my parents' savings
    a while back and they found out,
[06:10] Snapper
    so I can't touch their
    bank account at all right now.
[06:16] Snapper
    Oh, I know.
[06:19] Snapper
    Hey, is your mom still alive?
[06:22] Hobin
    Huh?
[06:26] Snapper
    She's sick, right?
    Let me borrow her bank account.
[06:32] Hobin
    Huh?
[06:35] Pakgo
    "Still alive"? What kind of question is that?
[06:38] Pakgo
    You should've said,
    "Has your mom passed away yet?"
[06:41] Rumi
    That's awful. You should apologize.
[06:44] Snapper
    You think so?
[06:46] Snapper
    Good catch, Pakgo.
    I almost became the bad guy!
[06:51] Hobin
    This is where I was
    supposed to use my fists.
[06:55] Hobin
    Sorry, Mom.
[06:58] Hobin
    I couldn't do anything.
SIGN    Name
SIGN    Jihyeon Park
SIGN    Age
SIGN    Sex
SIGN    Female
SIGN    Physician
SIGN    Heojun Kim
SIGN    Nurse
SIGN    Huata Park
[07:06] Jihyeon
    I can leave the hospital anytime I want.
[07:09] Jihyeon
    I'm tired of being stuck in here.
[07:11] Hobin
    Mom, you liar.
[07:13] Hobin
    If you left the hospital,
    you'd get worse.
[07:15] Hobin
    Don't worry about the house.
    Just concentrate on getting better.
[07:20] Jihyeon
    By the way, your face...
[07:22] Jihyeon
    Did you get in a fight?
[07:26] Hobin
    What are you talking about?
[07:28] Hobin
    I'd never do something like that.
[07:31] Hobin
    I'm a liar, too.
[07:33] Female Clerk
    That'll be 30,000 yen.
[07:37] Female Clerk
    You need a receipt, right?
[07:38] Hobin
    Yes.
[07:40] Hobin
    Man, 30,000 yen. To me...
[07:43] Hobin
    that's a week's wages
    from my part-time job.
[07:46] Worker A
    Where's the next burger?
[07:46] Hobin
    Even if I worked
     after school every day,
SIGN    Electricity
SIGN    Gas
SIGN    Water
SIGN    Rent
SIGN    Insurance
SIGN    One month's
    loan repayment
SIGN    Monthly
    hospital
    bill
SIGN    Monthly
    medicine
    costs
SIGN    Phone bill
SIGN    Approx. Total:
    110,000 yen
[07:47] Worker B
    Number 52
    shouldn't have pickles!
[07:48] Hobin
    I'd only make
    5,000 yen a day.
[07:48] Worker A
    Hurry up with number 60!
[07:49] Worker D
    Ask the girl at the counter.
[07:50] Hobin
    Yet they made 30k
    in one lunch break...
[07:51] Worker A
    Why are we so busy today?
[07:52] Worker E
    Someone get some more patties.
[07:54] Hobin
    What's wrong with our society?
[07:55] Hobin
    My life is pure darkness. It's hell!
[07:58] Bomi
    Hobin.
[08:00] Hobin
    No, there's still hope.
[08:04] Hobin
    My Venus: Bomi Choi!
[08:08] Bomi
    Do you know where the beef patties are?
[08:10] Hobin
    In the walk-in refrigerator.
    You have to go right in the back.
[08:15] Bomi
    Got it. Thanks.
[08:17] Male Worker A
    Want me to come with you?
[08:19] Male Worker B
    I'll go get 'em for you.
[08:21] Bomi
    No, it's fine.
[08:22] Hobin
    Whoa, I actually talked to Bomi!
[08:26] Hobin
    The idol of our restaurant.
[08:28] Bomi
    Welcome! May I take your order?
[08:31] Hobin
    Just looking at her makes me happy.
[08:33] Pakgo
    Good evening, everyone!
[08:36] Pakgo
    It's me, Pakgo, with my 700k
     subscribers! Thank you!
SIGN    Pakgo!!
SIGN    Pakgo!!
SIGN    So many
    people
SIGN    Pakgo!!
SIGN    So many
    people
SIGN    Pakgo!!
SIGN    So many
    people
SIGN    Pakgo so
    cute lol
SIGN    Pakgo!!
SIGN    So many
    people
SIGN    Pakgo so
    cute lol
SIGN    Pakgo!!
SIGN    Pakgo!!
SIGN    So many
    people
SIGN    Pakgo so
    cute lol
SIGN    Wonder what
    he'll do today
SIGN    Pakgo!!
SIGN    So many
    people
SIGN    Pakgo so
    cute lol
SIGN    Wonder what
    he'll do today
[08:41] Hobin
    Pakgo?!
[08:43] Pakgo
    Here I am,
    streaming at WacDanald's!
SIGN    Such a cute
     smile lol
SIGN    Such a cute
     smile lol
SIGN    Such a cute
     smile lol
SIGN    What's today's
     theme?
SIGN    Such a cute
     smile lol
SIGN    What's today's
     theme?
[08:46] Customer
    Hey, it's Pakgo.
SIGN    Such a cute
     smile lol
SIGN    What's today's
     theme?
SIGN    Can't wait!
SIGN    Such a cute
     smile lol
SIGN    What's today's
     theme?
SIGN    Can't wait!
[08:47] Hobin
    And Snapper's with him, too.
[08:47] Customer
    Whoa, it's really him.
[08:47] Pakgo
    I'm here on a mission.
[08:48] Customer
    What are you up to today?
[08:49] Hobin
    Shit! I can't let him see me!
[08:50] Pakgo
    So now, today's mission is...
[08:52] Pakgo
    ...to meet the goddess of WacDanald's
    who's been blowing up social media!
[08:59] Hobin
    Huh?
[09:00] Hobin
    What did he say?!
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
[09:13] Pakgo
    Hello! Wow, you're a cutie.
[09:17] Pakgo
    I've actually got a challenge for you.
[09:18] Hobin
    He came here to see Bomi?
[09:20] Pakgo
    You have to make the exact burger
     in this photo in 30 seconds,
[09:24] Pakgo
    or else you have to
     tell me your phone number.
[09:27] Pakgo
    Please make it delicious.
[09:30] Hobin
    Pakgo just wants her phone number.
[09:35] Hobin
    But 30 seconds is impossible.
    It has over ten ingredients.
[09:41] Hobin
    But he'll never get Bomi!
[09:43] Pakgo
    I'm so sorry. I don't wanna do this either,
     but my viewers demand it.
[09:49] Pakgo
    But yeah, if you gimme your number,
    I'll buy you a coffee or whatever later.
[09:55] Male Worker A
    Hey, what do we do?
[09:57] Pakgo
    Or, you know what?
    Maybe you can join me on my next stream!
[09:57] Male Worker B
    Even I don't have Bomi's contact info.
    Are NewTubers allowed to do whatever they want?
[10:03] Hobin
    Here is your clubhouse burger.
    Thank you for waiting.
[10:07] Hobin
    I added a flag for you,
    just like in the photo.
[10:10] Hobin
    Also, I added an extra patty. On the house.
[10:12] Pakgo
    Huh?
[10:13] Snapper
    You...
[10:14] Hobin
    Now, please leave.
    You're disturbing our other customers.
[10:21] Hobin
    See that? I'm the king of WacD's.
[10:24] Male Worker A
    Hey, good job!
[10:25] Male Worker B
    That was awesome, Hobin Yu!
[10:28] Hobin
    I'm so getting beat up tomorrow.
[10:31] Hobin
    What am I even doing?
[10:32] Hobin
    Nobody's ever gonna accept me, anyway.
[10:40] Snapper
    Thank you for that 3,000 yen donation!
[10:44] Snapper
    What? 30,000 yen if I get 30 kills?
[10:46] Hobin
    Damn it. What am I doing?
[10:48] Snapper
    Thanks! Yeah, I'm gonna do it!
[10:50] Snapper
    Just watch me!
[10:50] Hobin
    Why did I let a guy
    like him into my house?
[10:53] Snapper
    Time to bring my A game!
[10:55] Hobin
    He wants to stream from my house?
[10:55] Snapper
    There's one kill!
[10:59] Snapper
    Two kills, three kills,
    four kills, five kills...
[10:59] Hobin
    I'm sorry, Mom. He's making money with
    your username and bank account.
[11:05] Snapper
    And 11 kills, 12 kills, 13 kills...
[11:05] Hobin
    And 30,000 yen for 30 kills?
[11:09] Hobin
    Damn him, making easy money.
[11:10] Snapper
    Here we go! Boom!
[11:12] Snapper
    And 19 kills, 20 kills, 21 kills...
[11:12] Hobin
    And he's making me cook ramen, too.
[11:15] Hobin
    I should ask him if he'll share
    some of the revenue with me.
[11:16] Snapper
    And 23 kills, 24 kills, 25 kills...
[11:20] Snapper
    All right, 30 kills, here I come!
[11:22] Snapper
    Yeah, 30,000 yen!
[11:23] Snapper
    Fire!
[11:36] Snapper
    Hot!
[11:38] Snapper
    Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot!
[11:41] Hobin
    Sorry! I tripped on the cord!
[11:43] Snapper
    What are you gonna do
    about my 30,000 yen?
[11:46] Hobin
    I didn't do it on purpose! I said I'm sorry!
[11:48] Snapper
    You owe me that money!
    Or are you too poor to cough up?
[11:53] Snapper
    You're so damn useless!
[11:53] Hobin
    Why am I getting beat up in my own house?
[11:57] Snapper
    You're the reason your mom has cancer!
[12:10] Hobin
    For the first time ever, I thrust out my fist.
[12:12] Hobin
    For the first time ever, I punched someone.
[12:14] Snapper
    Wh-Why, you!
[12:17] Hobin
    Fighting wasn't as big
    of a deal as I thought.
[12:23] Hobin
    Damn you!
[12:27] Hobin
    Damn you!
[12:28] Snapper
    Stop it!
[12:31] Snapper
    You can't eat kimchi with your eyes!
[12:34] Snapper
    Ow!
SIGN    Lee's
SIGN    Cleaners
[12:40] Gaeul
    Hm...
[12:47] Hobin
    I'm starting to feel the pain now.
[12:50] Hobin
    Is this what it's like?
[12:54] Hobin
    This'll cost even more money.
[12:56] Hobin
    Why do I always have
    to worry about money?
[13:00] Hobin
    If only I'd been born into a rich family...
[13:03] Hobin
    Damn it! Who cares? I'm going to sleep.
[13:09] Hobin
    It struck me then
    just how miserable I was.
[13:15] Hobin
    Electricity bill.
[13:28] Hobin
    Who's calling me so early?
[13:32] Hobin
    Hello.
[13:34] Snapper
    How dare you!
[13:35] Snapper
    That video! Take it down!
[13:38] Hobin
    Snapper?
[13:39] Snapper
    The NewTubu live stream
    from last night! Delete it now!
[13:42] Snapper
    Which one's your house?
    They all look the same!
[13:47] Hobin
    But the stream ended
    when I disconnected the...
[13:50] Hobin
    Huh?
[13:52] Hobin
    Wait a minute.
[13:53] Hobin
    The cord that I unplugged
    wasn't for the main PC, it was...
[13:58] Hobin
    the monitor cord?
[14:01] Snapper
    Our fight was broadcast in full!
[14:06] Snapper
    From that camera!
[14:09] Snapper
    The monitor went black,
    but it was all streamed in real time!
[14:13] Hobin
    What? Don't be stupid!
    I never uploaded that!
[14:18] Snapper
    When the PC goes offline
    while streaming live,
[14:21] Snapper
    the video gets uploaded automatically.
[14:25] Snapper
    I can't even delete it
    because it's not my account.
[14:28] Snapper
    Gimme the password!
[14:30] Hobin
    This can't be happening.
[14:33] Hobin
    There's no way a video gets uploaded
     if a live stream gets cut off.
[14:38] Hobin
    It's really here.
SIGN    Came from Fwitter
     super lol
[14:40] Hobin
    Over 10,000 comments?
SIGN    Came from Fwitter
     super lol
SIGN    Friend showed me this
    Epic lol
SIGN    Came from Fwitter
     super lol
SIGN    Friend showed me this
    Epic lol
SIGN    Came from Fwitter
     super lol
SIGN    Friend showed me this
    Epic lol
SIGN    Kids these days
SIGN    Always fighting, never studying...
SIGN    Came from Fwitter
     super lol
SIGN    Friend showed me this
    Epic lol
SIGN    Kids these days
SIGN    Always fighting, never studying...
[14:42] Hobin
    Has it already spread to
    other social networks, too?
SIGN    Came from Fwitter
     super lol
SIGN    Friend showed me this
    Epic lol
SIGN    Kids these days
SIGN    Always fighting, never studying...
SIGN    My son's almost in high school, too
SIGN    I hope he's all right... (°cries°)
SIGN    Friend showed me this
    Epic lol
SIGN    Kids these days
SIGN    Always fighting, never studying...
SIGN    My son's almost in high school, too
SIGN    I hope he's all right... (°cries°)
SIGN    Friend showed me this
    Epic lol
SIGN    Kids these days
SIGN    Always fighting, never studying...
SIGN    My son's almost in high school, too
SIGN    I hope he's all right... (°cries°)
SIGN    A truly embarrassing
    page in their history lol
SIGN    Kids these days
SIGN    Always fighting, never studying...
SIGN    My son's almost in high school, too
SIGN    I hope he's all right... (°cries°)
SIGN    A truly embarrassing
    page in their history lol
SIGN    So funny lol
[14:46] Hobin
    It's spread all over the world overnight.
SIGN    So funny lol
SIGN    So funny lol
SIGN    So funny lol
SIGN    So funny lol
SIGN    So funny lol
SIGN    So funny lol
[14:54] Hobin
    I've gone from being bullied locally
    to being bullied globally.
[15:00] Hobin
    Anyway, I'll delete this,
    before it spreads any further.
SIGN    Views equal money on NewTubu,
     so this is a big deal
[15:06] Hobin
    What? Views can be monetized?
SIGN    I hear it's 0.1 yen per view
SIGN    Is it really 0.1 yen?
SIGN    I don't know for sure,
    but that's the estimate
[15:13] Hobin
    It's 0.1 yen per view?
[15:16] Hobin
    Multiply that by the number of views...
SIGN    views
[15:22] Hobin
    One...
[15:23] Hobin
    One million yen?!
[15:27] Male Student A
    Watch Hobin go!
[15:29] Female Student
    Wow, crazy.
[15:30] Male Student B
    What's he swinging around?
[15:32] Male Student C
    Man, the look on his face.
[15:34] Male Student D
    These guys are messed up.
[15:35] Male Student A
    Can they even come to school after this?
[15:38] Male Student B
    I would totally quit.
[15:43] Male Student B
    Hey. Here he comes.
[15:44] Snapper
    Have they seen it?
[15:46] Male Student C
    The star of NewTubu!
[15:47] Snapper
    And after I sucked up so hard
    to Pakgo to get popular...
[15:51] Snapper
    Backlash from that video has
    made me a laughingstock, too.
[15:55] Snapper
    I can't let myself go down like this.
[15:58] Snapper
    I have to sacrifice an easy target!
[15:59] Otaku Student
    Women's Frontline rocks.
[16:01] Snapper
    Behold, the pecking order.
[16:04] Snapper
    Hey, loser!
[16:07] Otaku Student
    Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill!
[16:11] Otaku Student
    I'll friggin' kill you!
[16:13] Snapper
    Help me, Pakgo.
[16:18] Snapper
    As someone who's been dragging people
    down my entire life, I knew right away.
[16:23] Otaku Student
    You are already dead!
[16:27] Snapper
    As the new laughingstock,
    my wings had already been clipped.
[16:34] Hobin
    This week's hospital bill...
[16:36] Hobin
    comes to 120,000 yen?!
[16:38] Female Clerk
    Yes, that's right. Are you okay?
[16:41] Hobin
    Man, 120,000 yen...
[16:44] Hobin
    I can pay, of course.
[16:51] Hobin
    'Cause I've got one million yen coming in.
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[16:55] Hobin
    Getting paid for each view...
    It's a dream come true.
[16:59] Snapper
    Hey! Shithead!
[17:04] Snapper
    You might have made some money,
[17:07] Snapper
    but I've just become
    the school laughingstock!
[17:12] Snapper
    Gimme half the money! I have rights, too!
[17:16] Hobin
    Don't be stupid!
[17:17] Hobin
    You got what you deserve!
[17:21] Hobin
    Why should I give you any of my money?
[17:24] Snapper
    Shut up! It's my channel!
[17:27] Hobin
    The account belongs to my mom!
[17:30] Snapper
    It's your fault that everyone at school—
[17:33] Hobin
    As if I care about that!
[17:35] Hobin
    I already fought him once.
    I'm not scared of him anymore.
[17:44] Hobin
    Hey, stop crying.
[17:47] Hobin
    No matter how much you cry,
    I'm not giving you any money.
[17:51] Snapper
    Hey.
[17:52] Hobin
    Huh?
[17:54] Snapper
    Shut up! It's my channel!
[17:56] Snapper
    How about now?
[17:57] Hobin
    The account belongs to my mom!
[17:59] Snapper
    It's your fault that everyone at school—
[18:00] Hobin
    Isn't this the fight we just had?
[18:02] Hobin
    As if I care about that!
[18:03] Snapper
    Awesome angle, right?
[18:05] Snapper
    I've got the skills to get a great shot
     even when filming secretly.
[18:09] Hobin
    Enough already!
    Are you gonna upload that, too?
[18:13] Snapper
    Nobody's gonna watch
    this tired old recycled crap.
[18:16] Snapper
    They'll just claim it was
    all staged and insult us.
[18:20] Snapper
    No, I didn't come to fight today.
[18:25] Snapper
    I'm asking you to join me.
[18:29] Snapper
    You like money, right?
[18:34] Snapper
    I'll help you make a ton of money.
[18:38] Hobin
    I can make money like that again?
[18:41] Snapper
    I'll get you that dough.
[18:43] Snapper
    C'mon, I'm Pakgo's former producer!
[18:48] Snapper
    You haven't received
    the revenue yet, have you?
[18:50] Snapper
    You do know ya hafta go through screening
    and other complex stuff for that, yeah?
[18:55] Hobin
    Screening?
[18:57] Snapper
    Can you make the content yourself?
    Who's going to film it?
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[19:01] Snapper
    What about planning?
    Editing? Visual effects?
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[19:04] Snapper
    Pakgo managed to hit the big time
    thanks to my planning and camerawork.
[19:10] Snapper
    I'll be your producer.
[19:15] Snapper
    All you have to do is appear on camera.
[19:17] Snapper
    Trust me and follow me.
    Let's make a ton of money together!
[19:21] Hobin
    Money...
[19:25] Hobin
    Money!
[19:28] Snapper
    Sweet. I've hooked this fool good.
[19:32] Snapper
    All I have to do is make use
    this idiot's account,
[19:35] Snapper
    and I'll go up the pecking order again.
[19:38] Hobin
    How do we split the money?
[19:41] Snapper
    Well, I'll manage all of it,
    but since we're friends now,
[19:45] Snapper
    let's say 90% for me, and 10% for you.
[19:51] Snapper
    He can do all the hard work
    while I rise up with ease.
[19:59] Hobin
    Screw you.
[20:00] Snapper
    Huh?
[20:01] Hobin
    If I'm the one on camera,
     how come you get 90%?
[20:04] Hobin
    Besides, I'm not your friend.
[20:07] Snapper
    Wh-Whoa, whoa.
[20:09] Snapper
    Uh-oh. If he doesn't cooperate...
[20:12] Snapper
    Fine. How about 40% for me,
     60% for you. How's that sound?
[20:17] Hobin
    I'd be better off flipping burgers, moron.
[20:20] Snapper
    Wait! 30:70? N-No, 20:80!
[20:24] Snapper
    This is the only way left for me!
[20:27] Snapper
    Fine, damn it! Make it 10:90!
[20:33] Hobin
    Hm, what should I do?
[20:36] Hobin
    Let's hear about this content you have
    in mind that you're so proud of.
[20:40] Snapper
    Curse this loser.
    I thought he was just an idiot.
[20:45] Snapper
    Our content is going to be...
[20:48] Snapper
    calling out bullies in real time!
[20:58] Pakgo
    We're giving away one latest-model PC!
[21:00] Hobin
    It's all lies!
[21:01] Snapper
    We're gonna lure Pakgo's
    viewers to our channel.
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SIGN    Popular NewTuber Pakgo turns out to be a hopeless delinquent?!
SIGN    Popular NewTuber Pakgo turns out to be a hopeless delinquent?!
[21:04] Hobin
    Who likes watching a
     bullied kid get beat up?
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    Pakgo was like this
SIGN    I didn't realize
    Pakgo was like this
SIGN    I didn't realize
    Pakgo was like this
SIGN    Why's no one there
     stopping him?
SIGN    I didn't realize
    Pakgo was like this
SIGN    Why's no one there
     stopping him?
[21:08] Pakgo
    That's why your mom got cancer, loser.
[21:11] Hobin
    You bastard!
[21:12] Rumi
    Just once, please? Please?
[21:15] Munseong
    Watch your mouth.
[21:16] Bomi
    I didn't know Pakgo was like that.
[21:18] Hobin
    Who would've known an unknown foreigner's
    channel would change my life forever?
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